Capitalism is the undisputed "King of Bullshit". Power and Corruption reign supreme in the U.S.A. Taxation upon Taxation upon yet again even more Taxation, Land of the "Free" slaves and Home of the "Bravest Tyrants and Dictators" this world will ever know and witness in all of human history. "In God we Trust" Is printed upon every piece of currency we produce in this nation. The Arrogance of Christian Americans who believe God favors them and their nation over and above everyone else.
@luisrodriguez-mb7cc
2 күн бұрын
Had George Carlin lived in Latin America nowadays, he would have killed himself. Everything he critized about the US is in the area of the world with steroids, let alone North America and Europe... And let's not talk about Africa and Asia, he would be so sad of what the World has come to he would have asked someone to shoot him, just to end with his misery.
@yangerjamir0906
4 күн бұрын
I nearly fell off my chair when he got to the religion bit. The delivery was perfection.
@AlphaAchilles
6 күн бұрын
It is sad to know where George is right this second. He believed himself smarter than everyone else and somehow he has this outside perspective on life and God. He promise you he believes in God now.
@Antler_addict
8 күн бұрын
The more I learn about ameri-cants & their BS county, the more I cant f-ing stand them!!!
@alphabeta8403
8 күн бұрын
3:00 BS is everywhere 6:00 Advertising 7:00 The media 8:00 Religion
@TTEBHealingconnection
8 күн бұрын
🛂🌏👣☯️🌌
@JamesChiwoko
9 күн бұрын
The best there was
@DavidJames-g5f
11 күн бұрын
“ When telling people the truth, you have to make them laugh, or they will kill you.” John Rambo
@songwriting101
13 күн бұрын
This guy was genius! He truly made an art-form out of standup comedy. Well rehearsed, well thought out, and well played.
@donready5259
13 күн бұрын
Love how this old white man pretends if he were alive and if the means back then that he wouldn’t have had slaves. Carlin is bullshit.
Church sale going on! Everthing is Jesus Priced!😂 religion is a man made mechanism to keep society in check! It was invented during biblical times to control the std outbreaks.
@Ben-f8t
16 күн бұрын
If this man was alive to see the downfall of American culture..he would have so much ammunition..decade's ahead of his time 😊
@michaelbaker3598
16 күн бұрын
Ya know....i love this guy as much as anyone...but for god sakes...is he ever happy....not bitching???. Seems unhealthy to be so sinacle about everything
@brianbrown-x9v
16 күн бұрын
Man he was a genius in his presentation... he doesn't hold back on ANYTHING
@Sly88Frye
17 күн бұрын
Yes The invisible Man in the sky always needs money😂
@okie_outlaw
17 күн бұрын
"if Americans had honesty in politics theyd lose their mind and itll all come apart" 2016...
@michaelsong5555
19 күн бұрын
C'mon George. Read the full context. When the founding fathers (slave owners) said, "All men are created equal", they meant "All men are created equal under God." And they are. The problem is, majority of things that are decided in human society are decided by other men, not God.
@jamesedgar3442
20 күн бұрын
gourmet pocket flashlight....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GregAndler
21 күн бұрын
Truth Teller..SUPREME...Thanks GEORGE!!!!!
@everyTING02
21 күн бұрын
A good bullshit story.
@rockabyebaby6111
21 күн бұрын
This is not Bullshit ❤❤ as for religion... love it ❤❤ seriously funny and true 👍 🤣
@BButler747
23 күн бұрын
Gorge Frickin, he always on the Fly
@tylersilvas3924
24 күн бұрын
Annoying 😂 that people think this right. There are some right dudes who still believe in God but claim this too. Fuck y'all, we've been on this. We're just too polite.
@SnowTiger45
24 күн бұрын
George Carlin was awesomely funny. He was a true artist.
@miguelsimoes2498
24 күн бұрын
😢 I miss you.. a man way ahead of his time... everything you said has come true
@erikolsen6269
25 күн бұрын
6:35 titanic ones
@JorgeGeog
25 күн бұрын
People in 1997: "I'm a honest man". At least he's honest People in 2017: "I'm a stable genius". I like him because he's a straight talker
@LMK-wf6fv
26 күн бұрын
But he loves you thats why he sent his son jesus christ to die on the cross so that you wont go to that burning place of anguish and torment. I love how George tries to make the idea God sound so dumb but I never see him say anything particlularly bad about Christ. Lets all pray for George Carlin one of the greatest comics to ever live.
@sundayseance
27 күн бұрын
this sucked
@ShikataGaNai100
25 күн бұрын
More likely that you do.
@shockmonkey1842
27 күн бұрын
legend
@chim-choo-ree
28 күн бұрын
Man, he's sure missing out on the American clown show.
@paulmiller6245
28 күн бұрын
No teleprompter
@mitchellbass3887
28 күн бұрын
Mr. Carlin is absolutely on the Mt. Rushmore of comedic geniuses, in my humble opinion, the other GOATs are equally talented and brilliant stand up comedy legends as well... Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, and Don Rickles.
@NicholasPellegrino
29 күн бұрын
Holy shit 🤣
@mikeking6263
29 күн бұрын
George so true my man if you were still here OMG the stuff you would have to deal with
@felixloveseat
Ай бұрын
awesome
@DavidReyesU
Ай бұрын
If only he could’ve seen how it is in 2024 with subscriptions, and social media ads 😅and how worse it’s gotten
@carloscruz1285
Ай бұрын
😂😂 I love the part about religion. The part Carlin gets wrong here though is that the religion that destroys everything is atheism. Atheists tell you religion is bad while selling you their own bag of broken goods. Bibles? Throw those out the schools and replace sky daddy with monkey daddy. Evolution and big bangs, this is the new way forward. But don't ask for proof though or we'll have to cancel ya. Just trust the science folks. But you don't understand, your god isnt real because no one can see him, our god is real because we can build buildings and stick people in them and call it government. See the difference? And we dont worship like you Christians do. We only give our money, time, faith, and belief in it. And communism is great, thats our motto. It only failed in every country throughout history because it wasn't given the proper chance and the right people to pull it off. Plus, you religious people have offed thousands of others in wars. Whats that? Communism has removed hundreds of millions of people from off this planet? Well, they were probably not worshipping our god and so they had to go, the planet is overpopulated anyways so whats a few hundred million people? Whoops, did I say god? I meant government. So vote away your rights or dont vote at all doesnt matter, either way we're installing communism and you will worship it because we count the votes. Sincerely, Atheists 😂
@ThatElfNerdVODS
Ай бұрын
Fun fact: There are atheists who actually don't believe the theory of evolution to be valid. They don't think that the countless fossils and scientific evidence that we evolved from apes is enough evidence. Meanwhile there are Christian scientists who not only believe those theories to be valid, but are actively doing research and collecting evidence to affirm their validity. The big bang, evolution, those aren't part of atheist doctrine, because there's no such thing as atheist doctrine. Atheism is the *ABSENCE* of faith. They don't need texts to say that invisible sky daddy isn't real. God to them is Santa Claus for adults. Everybody figures out one day that Santa's not real, God's just Santa but rated NC-17.
@randomsht196
Ай бұрын
Legendary bit.
@avayu2289
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@khalidchaudhry6754
Ай бұрын
George Carlin was THE BEST STANDUP, PERIOD
@nigelinnes5540
Ай бұрын
I’ve never seen his equals and probably never will !!!!
@Gdowg444
Ай бұрын
True today as it ever was
@garyssimo
Ай бұрын
His brain Is a steel trap! His memory is insanely unreal! this guy got better with age. He just doesnt care. Im so tired of liers
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