Why Am I On Fire?
Questions for me?... What do you mean "no"?
❓Who are you?
🔥Pass.
❓What do you do?
🔥Your mother.
❓Why should I watch your videos?
🔥🤔... I once set myself on fire. True story.
❓Isn't that irrelevant?
🔥...👂... 🐘? 🤔
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Yes.
❓How did you set yourself on fire?
🔥Science.
❓Are you an idiot?
🔥Yes. 😌
❓Does burning alive hurt?
🔥Does your face hurt? 🧐
❓Do you condone self-immolation?
🔥Hey, what a man does to himself in the comfort of a McDonald's bathroom stall is his own business. READ THE CONSTITUTION!
❓I meant, do you encourage people to set themselves on fire?
🔥KZitem prohibits me from endorsing setting fire to anyone, no matter how hilarious it would be if I convinced someone to do that. 😇
❓Would you do it again?
🔥Yes.
❓Will you do it again?
🔥Probs. 🤕
❓Will you record it next time?
🔥Ideally!
❓Why are you on fire?
🔥To be determined.
❓Do you know what a rhetorical question is?
🔥There are no rhetorical questions, only rhetorical answers.
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