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@alexanderrahl7034
20 күн бұрын
The one game i reached endgame level tools on, was fun and interesting. I started at a lake by the mountains. Basalt mountains, so obsidian was plentiful, and i enjoyed obsidian and bone tools (the best stone age combo you can get) for some time. Eventually i started a small garden next to my lakehouse. That is, my house... on the lake. I feel safer that way. But as i explored, i eventually traveled north, and found a flatter landscape, near mountains and a lake, with ruins, berries gallore, and most importantly, clay. So i packed up over the course of a couple ingame days, and moved everything north, and started deconstructing one ruin to enlarge and complete the other. Then i used an unreasonable amount of stones and clay to make cobblestone and designed my house like something befitting Catalhoyuk. I would plant all the berry bushes i harvested, to get a nice vineyard going. And started to getting pottery ready. As time progressed, i finished the 3 story ruin house, and 3 gardens raised 4 blocks off the ground on 3 sides of the house. (See: Catalhoyuk) every crop i found, i used as soon as i could to plant. I spent an agonizing amount of time to get copper bits and my first copper pick and hammer. From there, it was mining time! It was also summer, and things started getting hotter, so i had to dig a cellar out for my food. I was subsisting mostly off meat and berries for a time, until my harvest came in. Hoooooo mai gawwwwd. That was a lot of food. Two to three stacks of veggies, and a stack of grain. Plus some much needed flax fibers. I replanted and started filling out my farm plots by about 2/3, and started adding veggies to my meat stews. Until i discovered baking... I figured out baking, and i was making SOOOOO many pies. Pies by the plenty. I saved up flax fibers to make twine, and kept selling twine and coal and whatever else I could, for gears. Scrounging gears from caves in the area. Gears were needed, because despite traveling wide and far in all directions, i never found tin. So when i had enough, i got a bismuth bronze pickaxe. Halfway through autumn i had a windmill too. Which was super cool. Iron though, was out of my reach. Deep down in a cave, there was tons of iron. Like, a ludicrous amount. But deep down there, were high level drifters and locusts. And it was decently far from home. Deep down another cave i found saltpeter and sulfur though, and started my process of making bombs. I figured i could toss one or two, get the iron, and run. But before that plan came to fruition, i stumbled on an odd block on my way to another trader. I found, meteoric iron. To make my quern, i had actually discovered how to get stone blocks from a landslide. So i knew i could do the same with some blocks. I mined around the MI with my bronze pick, and got a single block. But i would need more. So i kept my eyes out. Would you fucking believe, there were FOUR craters around my area i had never noticed?? First thing i did was make a meteoric iron pick. Which got me all the rest of the blocks. A meteoric iron axe, a meteoric iron falx and spear, and finally i went back down to the cave for that iron vein. And got...all of it. By then it was almost spring again, winter had been interesting, and i found myself wondering "what next?" I had a pen with several bighorns in it, meteoric iron tools and more iron than i could ever use. I felt like i was done. I saved the world, and turned the game off... And then i booted it up again to show off my place to a friend, and the fucking bighorns World War Z'd themselves over the pen walls and almost all of them fucking escaped while my friend laughed. 10/10. Awesome game 🤣
@nemtudom5074
2 ай бұрын
Fun fact! One of the developers of VS was an ex hytale developer!
@elechain2441
4 ай бұрын
My boy was consumed by drifters 😔
@christophergreensides1410
7 ай бұрын
Bless you pip. Jesus loves you. He is waiting for you to realise that. Trust in the creator and the pain in your life will evaporate.
@QueenLizby
9 ай бұрын
"if you fuck with the world settings I will KILL YOU" *Cranks up the settings to make the game harder* This game already wants to kill me, you think you can do better?!?!
@miltongomez2415
9 ай бұрын
Wtf? i just downloaded Vintage Story a week ago and my character's name is Pip, then i found your channel xD
@6StimuL84
10 ай бұрын
Great review and gameplay short....I love VS and abandoned the other block game. VS runs better has real progress and is continually improved.....
@RoundusMongus
11 ай бұрын
7:30 I collect…I sift…I do this for so long I make a a copper pick, hammer, prospecting pick, and even use the silver and gold from bony soil to make a black bronze pick. My life is long and boring, and sifting is my friend.
@Donfeur
Жыл бұрын
"sup fuckers"
@glom4805
Жыл бұрын
basically minecraft but like worse
@simasonas
10 ай бұрын
How come?
@sashalvy
5 күн бұрын
*better
@dougf1249
Жыл бұрын
Got to admit beginning had me little lean towards not watching all the way through but by the end I loved the video. First one of yours I have seen and now i want to see what Hi-tail thingy you talked about is.
@TheRubiksrocks
Жыл бұрын
TFC reborn!!!
@Marconel100
Жыл бұрын
I wonder why no one made hytale yet.. I mean by this time, SOME ONE ELSE could make a minecraft block game with extra cool mobs weapons and armor and sell it.... Could even be called ByeTale....
@yurivernadsky9947
Жыл бұрын
8:41 LOL
@LiamjayDelpillar
Жыл бұрын
How to download for free
@TheRealHusk
Жыл бұрын
Nice, homosexual
@Udyrzinho
Жыл бұрын
BRAZIL MENTIONED 🇧🇷🎉🍻
@twospoopy9110
Жыл бұрын
Please make more content on literally anything.. this was hilarious
@mrasbestos9127
Жыл бұрын
Man, this is great lmao, hope you’ll upload soon or idk, your vids are great
@GameCriticNoob
Жыл бұрын
So it's more monotonous Minecraft.
@kowalski2385
Жыл бұрын
aye, bud. do the thing. where you been?
@magos_matthias8691
Жыл бұрын
My man why haven't you made more stuff, you make good content
@khaoskowl1640
Жыл бұрын
Didn't he used to have more vids?
@chasecrosmun282
Жыл бұрын
ur a straight up discord mod
@voltzrise
Жыл бұрын
Where are u bruh why did you stopped making videos? you are funny as fuck😂
@hajjiaziz8097
Жыл бұрын
great vod
@12halo3
Жыл бұрын
"Arnt you a shitty high tail youtuber" all their content is completely hidden.
@hozic9929
Жыл бұрын
this feels like minecraft on Fentanyl
@sanitater2702
Жыл бұрын
So basically this is CDDA 3D?
@galileo1093
Жыл бұрын
No way, they made Terrafirmacraft it’s own game
@EliteCasualGamer07
Жыл бұрын
Yes finally a minecraft game for adults.
@ender7278
Жыл бұрын
"Stone Age problems require Stone Age solutions, and we here are innovative monkeys." That is such a great line.
@tudorgeaman
Жыл бұрын
Extremely simillar to good ol' Terra Firma Craft
@99istiobalavnkov
6 ай бұрын
Well this was inspired by terrafirmacraft
@siluda9255
Жыл бұрын
bro is copying sseth but without the funny editing 😰😭
@uxtalzon
Жыл бұрын
Cute anime girl and foul language right off the bat. Liked.
@chicken5038
Жыл бұрын
I thought vintage story was a mod
@Illegiblescream
Жыл бұрын
If they give this a mordhau style combat system I will cream my jorts.
@AzureScintillae
Жыл бұрын
Been interested in watching videos of it and it is quite interesting than most minecraft survival videos I’ve seen, even better than what minecraft could offer in terms of exploration. That’s just my two cents on it
@ItsTheHaCo
Жыл бұрын
"Once night comes, they cum..." -Pip
@edwardkenway148
Жыл бұрын
-Bought the game after watching this vid -Spawned in -got 2 rocks -started shaping the knife -got surprise butt fucked by a bear -somehow survived the encounter -moved far away -tried to get a knife again -got surprise butt fucked by a wolf -died -10/10 would evolve humanity again
@WangleLine
Жыл бұрын
this guy is trying so hard to be edgy and cool
@mckreama8718
Жыл бұрын
and instead become a funny dude
@siluda9255
Жыл бұрын
he is copying sseth tszencheech but without the good editing
@wackydumbidiot
Жыл бұрын
4 seconds into the video and that's the best intro ever
@fancypirate_1597
Жыл бұрын
He keeps saying the channel is about hytale yet there is no hytale videos on his channel
@TheKhopesh
Жыл бұрын
My first server was before steel, just a few weeks before iron blooms/helves were introduced, and bloomeries actually DID spit out iron ingots. I mined several iron veins entirely, bloomed it all, and made an entire wall of my base (the forge section) out of ~1500 iron ingots stacked on top of each other just as a flex. It was amazing. Sadly, meteoric iron still gave ordinary iron instead of meteoric. But it was quite fun.
@eyedam
Жыл бұрын
This is a Hytale channel, eh?
@nymenris2821
Жыл бұрын
makes me think of terafermacraft
@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943
Жыл бұрын
I might be inspired
@DM-so1eh
Жыл бұрын
Definitely the most blatant racism that I've seen in a single gamer video in years.
@RmmMeatshopCuttingPlant
Жыл бұрын
wow this full helpful stuff can`t wait to get mold by something that wants eat me btw are there bears
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