I woke up at 2am once to a mouse shrieking because it got stuck on a glue trap. It legit started to rip itself apart it waa trying to jump so hard with it's back half stuck. I didn't know what to do so i folded the trap in half until i heard bones crack and it stuck together. That was a rough one
@nicholasshugrue4229
10 күн бұрын
2 grown ass men arguing which fictional team would win is the most relatable shit fr
@laurencezemlick1979
12 күн бұрын
Listening to them argue about who has the best followers was so fucking funny.
@alancowie1343
14 күн бұрын
Just watched the documentary about Woodstock 99. That’s what happens when there’s no control…
@iStreamPS5
15 күн бұрын
Take. Yo. Panties. Off.
@aidanr3495
23 күн бұрын
Why did I assume "painting a chinese restaurant" meant absolutely obliterating the bathroom? 😂
@NotAfraid280
Ай бұрын
10:00
@teddyranberg1092
Ай бұрын
anyone know the ep where matt talks about being on pangea and sprinting everywhere?
@specialknees6798
Ай бұрын
Saying "Nippon steel blade" rather than katana is so fucking funny
@treadwell1917
Ай бұрын
My wife is so mad that I found other people that say “mmmm good boy”
@Hometownhero6969
Ай бұрын
Gotta A-town stomp dude 😂😂😂😂
@nealprice6262
Ай бұрын
I know a mmmgoodboy
@stormtrooperholds
Ай бұрын
So what link with the soaking vibrating panties
@louieBlaster
2 ай бұрын
We've all dreamed about being lone wanders killing raiders Matt.
@BYAH808
2 ай бұрын
Matt is a Fckn wild individual
@christopherkimmy5836
3 ай бұрын
Why are there so many tubes that have these guys? Where are the real guys lol. I love it
@tpadn
3 ай бұрын
These mfs speak to my soul
@Sweetbangtube420
3 ай бұрын
Matt thinking about having a girlfriend dying will get you so much pussy. And then using cliches is soooo fucking funny
@matthiasmajoris4029
3 ай бұрын
Unfortunately matt is wrong about our anti missile tech.. if russia does a full out launch, there is no way we could stop all of them..
@swillm3ister
3 ай бұрын
We used to have that though, I believe it was called Nike Hercules.
@solaireastora5394
2 ай бұрын
Thaad could stop a few though
@swillm3ister
2 ай бұрын
@@solaireastora5394 ehhh... Maybe but it hardly matters if it's all out...
@devinyoung7702
4 ай бұрын
Dude, Matt and Shane are the only dudes as funny as CumTown.
@SicFromTheKush
4 ай бұрын
The top comment on these is always just putting respect on the channel by saying something obvious about the image, its gay. I thought the comments would be hilarious, dont thumbs up garbage
@saps233
4 ай бұрын
I love nuclear technology dude
@BarfyMan-sh3zf
4 ай бұрын
Mfer really posted one video and it just is the best piece of audio ever created.
@c-scoop9951
4 ай бұрын
Pretty sure banks have security cameras
@ryman1933
4 ай бұрын
matt is like a real life charlie kelly
@lockhartls
4 ай бұрын
This is the best conversation I have ever heard 😅 we be on the same shit just talking about game-plans for the apocalypse and who you would squad up with yall have the best dynamic out right now keep it up I was dying when yall talked about the clans linking up
@gigacade
4 ай бұрын
Those "water towers" are called scrubbers. Just FYI for the boys
@TurbulenttJuice
4 ай бұрын
So this Reddit is Matt’s whole personality 😂
@jfkspillow9527
4 ай бұрын
Barter some cousins is hilarious
@michaelsantoro170
4 ай бұрын
5:08 listening to this currently sititng in my apartment looking at three mile island off in the distance is hilarious. Ive swam innthe swatty and susquehanna mkre times than is probably healthy.
@smokinjoe4684
4 ай бұрын
Matt’s faction just won that skirmish 😂 fattened calves 😂
@schmitz4206
4 ай бұрын
I know what video Matt was talking about 😂😂
@ZBirDEveryday
5 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service DAWG !
@Jiu-JitsuJourney257
5 ай бұрын
My god seriously wtf is Matt talking about!? Lmao mmm good boy part was serious wtf moment of all time. lol
@cranberrycanvas
2 ай бұрын
4chan meme
@Jiu-JitsuJourney257
5 ай бұрын
Matt might be clinically insane lol
@nerdelf3704
5 ай бұрын
He’s absolutely right about the nukes. They are the reason WW3 hasn’t started. It’s essential we continually upgrade our nuclear arsenal. We have to stay ahead of everyone else.
@gruszm
5 ай бұрын
These need to be animated
@cranberrycanvas
2 ай бұрын
No thanks.
@cranberrycanvas
2 ай бұрын
They always end up editing the clip to hell and adding their own “twist” and trying to insert their own humor. It’s annoying on clips of Rogan I can’t imagine how bad MSSP would be. Although I agree it would work for this particular video and I would have no problem if it were done right in general, and anything would be better than this thumbnail, it will probably be some clout chaser who has a successful formula that he uses for every video and those videos will reach all of the low iq people on TikTok that have never heard of Matt and Shane and they’ll start flooding all the videos with gay comments
@brian-gz3bh
5 ай бұрын
Ayo I know one of y’all freaky ass mfs know what video he’s talking about 🤣 send link!
@coomr419
5 ай бұрын
Matts morons can't handle The Dawgs of war
@jasonking4753
5 ай бұрын
Listening to this as I eat chicken tendies and honey mussy really takes it to another level
@Kennypowers51
5 ай бұрын
Ron Coleman is probably a dawg
@uncleTedK
4 ай бұрын
He literally has a sub 80 I.Q.
@shanegreen9511
5 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be letting Danny McBride stand anywhere behind me. Nope
@40ozhemlock
5 ай бұрын
"We'd start shaking hands at the elbows." I'm alone at home making a burger and cleaning up the counter from the beer I just spit out. You come for Shane, you stay for Matt. Bro... thus dude is on another level. Don't tell Peepop I'm here.
@JezDaDAWG
5 ай бұрын
Love the notorious
@mikomaczek1732
Ай бұрын
😅 14:45 Ik
@MattH-wg7ou
5 ай бұрын
Dear mommy, Morale is still low even though we have retaken the Tendy Plains and Hunny Mussie Valley. Our rations of tendies are almost gone and we have little clean Dewie Goodness left. Tell my waifu I love her. -Good Boy Army, Tendy Corps, 2nd Nippon Steel Division. Hahaaa omg I just saw this for the first time on reddit 🤣
@aharris19104
5 ай бұрын
I'm about to join that fuckin reddit
@richardgarcia1184
5 ай бұрын
Shane is Cartman.
@plnkfloydian7814
5 ай бұрын
Anyone know what episode they talk about Coleman’s double stankys?
@Truffle_Pup
5 ай бұрын
99
@JB-yr4vd
5 ай бұрын
We couldnt stop a plane from crashing into the pentagon…. Or the twin towers…A plane… the size of a plane….😐😑😐 And matt thinks we have “nukes that nuke a nuke” 😐😑😐
@dudeduderson4077
4 ай бұрын
Cause that shit was an inside job. Look up the Iron Dome. I'm sure we have better than that too.
@eno6712
3 ай бұрын
They aren't Nukes. More like chain guns hidden in missile intercept systems that are meant to stop the reaction from happening by means I don't truely understand.
@eno6712
3 ай бұрын
They showed it on Future Weapons back in the day
@JB-yr4vd
3 ай бұрын
@@eno6712 lol 👍 ok buddy…
@huhhhhhhhh4252
5 ай бұрын
Bro said he drowned rats 😂😂 do you know how absurd it is to DROWN RATS 😂😂 holy sh*t
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