Instead of the w word....just call him Onan.....or an onanistic.
@boogieknee3781
2 ай бұрын
Prescient.
@Geoff4822
2 ай бұрын
What we had and what we've lost. Oh, the humanity.
@markcoleman8144
3 ай бұрын
😂 brilliant
@davidhibling
4 ай бұрын
God I miss this genius!!!
@G6JPG
5 ай бұрын
I've just read through nearly 400 comments, and didn't get to _any_ negative ones until very near the end. Most show how much she was loved, and an awful lot express sadness that she was taken from us so young.
@fourswords
5 ай бұрын
Staggeringly talented-absolutely one of a kind and sadly missed
@benbailey159bb
5 ай бұрын
I recognize the music and melody but can't think what the original song is. Help anyone?
@G6JPG
5 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's VW's own composition; however, like Tom Lehrer, she imitates many other styles. The verse (or chorus, not sure which you'd say is which) is very much in tango style; the other part is a different style.
@tashaimpressions
5 ай бұрын
Loved Victoria Wood. I do one of her impressions on my channel.
@markt1387
6 ай бұрын
This is wonderful. Never seen it before, can't imagine it'll get past the bed wetting censors now😂That speccy four eyes gag went VERY under appreciated by the audience! My sister was a huge VW fan and got to meet her. Don't think this is PG enough for her though... 😂😂😂
@bagelm
6 ай бұрын
What a talent. Victoria wood is so missed.
@tmarsden1878
6 ай бұрын
Another one taken too soon.
@edomazo4293
7 ай бұрын
"His scrotum isn't used to strangers" I died xx
@Me-hs4jj
5 ай бұрын
RIP 🪦
@jeraldbaxter3532
7 ай бұрын
Only the great Victoria Wood could write, and perform, a song about self-flagellation, and make it enjoyable!
@G6JPG
5 ай бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/sp6p0GeQinygh44 comes close.
@robertbatty3521
8 ай бұрын
Great artist with perfect diction
@jedhill8972
9 ай бұрын
Again bloody "can laughter" I hate it
@Wobstiger
9 ай бұрын
So true how delightful
@seeingthepattern
10 ай бұрын
I've just realised how easilty it is to imagineom Lehrer singing some of her songs. This is a compliment to both.
@atadbitahistory9660
8 ай бұрын
Omg it is, I have always thought this and nobody listens to me
@seeingthepattern
8 ай бұрын
@@atadbitahistory9660 It's obviously a clever person thing.
@G6JPG
5 ай бұрын
@@atadbitahistory9660 I've always seen Dillie Keane as Tom's successor (she acknowledges him as one of her muses), but had never realised that Victoria Wood is also part of that very small club. V could have done some of Tom's songs too, of course (although I don't think I've ever heard her sing anything but her own).
@peterwilliamskelhorn6675
4 ай бұрын
@@seeingthepatternmy mum has always loved Victoria and dinnerladies is one of my favourite comedies
@Stoy-boy
Жыл бұрын
Oh, my lord. I'm crying with laughter. How did she keep a straight face while singing? 😂
@rogersmith1032
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂😢
@richardmcniff6776
Жыл бұрын
I love her, a comedy Genius ❤
@gray159
Жыл бұрын
Just a huge talent with a wicked sense of humour . unfortunately never to be matched because moderness won't allow, we all now are to be boring that's what powers to be want of us...
@AylaMarianna
Жыл бұрын
I never wanted to say "nig-nog", I was never keen on "Paki". Or "capitalist lackey" I thought was rather tacky, It was never on my lips. But there's a term I'm rather fond of, And to use it I do hanker. It's not heard in Casablanca, That little word is "wanker", As a term it's had its chips. They say it's not correct, it's got to go. They say it's too direct, well I don't know. If it is never heard, then how convey That very special word Another way? He is a little self abusive, His mitts are always in his knicks. He prefers to jiggle solo, He prefers his own last Rolo, To a bag of Pick 'n' Mix. He writes for Masturbation Weekly, When opportunity occurs. If you're buying him a present, His 'n' Hers things can be pleasant, But don't bother wrapping hers. I've never wanted to say "Fart Face", I don't find "asshole" too appealing. It depends with whom you're dealing, And it's just a personal feeling, But I don't like how it sounds. But political correctness Has taken hold just like a canker. I would like to nick a tanker, And run down that stupid wanker Who has put it out of bounds. Alright, it's not correct, I'm out of touch. But please reflect: it says so much. Are there some other ways? It's such a shame. Is there another phrase That means the same? His scrotum isn't used to strangers, There are no condoms on his shelf. When his tones caress and soften, When he asks "D'you come here often?" He is talking to himself. He'll never need a big address book, Cos all his friends are in his flies. A dick may sometimes disappear, But it won't drag you 'round IKEA, Or buy you polyester ties. And if it's not correct, it's awfully cute. I feel I must reject a substitute. Though it may make you squirm, You find it's strong. To use another term Just takes so long. His favourite film is "Brief Encounter", He has the tissues standing by. He thought "Get Shorty" was just silly, He was mad about "Free Willy", And it's easy to see why. His wrists keep very fit and active, They'll never need to join a gym. He has no need of a friend or neighbour, He can toss without a caber, Altogether-lucky him! The world is full of different people, Some are moral, some are heinous. Some are ugly, some like Venus, Some take photos of their penis, We all have our different acts. And as the world turns through a new day, We know that bankers will be banking. Harassed mothers will be spanking, No doubt wankers will be thanking You and me for facing facts.
@ruthhadfield9726
Жыл бұрын
back when comedy wad actually funny lol xxx
@shadyavich4595
Жыл бұрын
I'm an offended snowflake 😩not😂 this was brilliant 😂
@carolinemaynard8283
Жыл бұрын
What a rare and wonderful talent. She was just a clever witty woman. One of a kind. 😢
@jacquelinelewis8121
Жыл бұрын
Total genius 😁😁😁😁😁
@briane5706
Жыл бұрын
Oh how I miss this genius. She was the best. Thankfully there is so much on KZitem so we can reminisce as much. This is just brilliant.
@Ruckduck72
Жыл бұрын
Crying with laughter here miss Victoria she had a perfect comedic timing
@leonamerclova4400
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the song. Sadly, just played it to two of my 25yr old colleagues and they checked out after those two trigger words, entirely missing the point of her saying, she's happy to see them go. They just couldn't cope with someone from the past saying those words aloud. It was hugely embarrassing and I left feeling like I've done something wrong... Oh, well...
@mattmid7012
Жыл бұрын
Their loss.
@atadbitahistory9660
Жыл бұрын
I'm 14 and would by the mkre extreme right be called 'woke' ( although, apparently all kids are 'woke' ? ), I think this song is hilarious and you are very likely just working with a bunch of wankers.
@thomasprevity6251
2 жыл бұрын
A great talent. It's been a long time since I had a good laugh 😃. Too bad Victoria Wood is no longer with us. She left us way too soon. May she RIP.
@madeleinealdridge1788
2 жыл бұрын
This is great, thank you Victoria RIP
@jamiew1664
2 жыл бұрын
wow this song is ahead of its time
@harrysstephenkingreviews6385
2 жыл бұрын
What an extraordinary talent!! A much missed lady!!
@jameswilliamhall6740
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Nothing like this tradition of comedy in the States.
@PRAWNBALL11
2 жыл бұрын
2016 was such a sad year. In only a four month span England lost 3 of it's finest Female comedy writers and performers. Victoria died in April of that year..Carla Lane followed shortly after in May and then we lost Caroline Aherne in July. They each gave us their gift of comedy and luckily we have recordings and places like KZitem where we can keep their memories alive for coming generations.
@rosiekeen750
Жыл бұрын
my god! yes you're right! caroline too! bllody hell..amazing women . so sad
@njd2342
2 жыл бұрын
Jolly good fun - thanks Victoria.
@steveharvey2203
2 жыл бұрын
Absolute titan of comedy, gone too soon.
@borisepshtein
2 жыл бұрын
Bravo!
@JUANKERR2000
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, where is a talent like hers when we need it?
@JUANKERR2000
2 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Schneider Do not forget the half-witted "wokes", "progressives", miss-named "liberals" and other assorted lefty know-nothings.
@JUANKERR2000
Жыл бұрын
I sincerely wish that we could forget them, but we have to suffer their moronic dogma daily; the use of the terms 'woke', 'progressive' and 'liberal' when describing the loony left must surely rate as some of the greatest miss-applied adjectives of all time.
@hopemerchant706
2 жыл бұрын
It's wanker lols😅🤣😂
@TimelordUK
2 жыл бұрын
This woman was just so damn clever. The anticipation of the words in this song is just devine
@josh2Sides2
2 жыл бұрын
Listen to this song enough times, I'm sure she's hit on a cure for porn addiction
@jaykay1053
2 жыл бұрын
Funny! And musical!
@michaelsnow4735
2 жыл бұрын
Ah the late great victoria wood,a genius. God rest her soul
@nartarlyiatremaynne1239
2 жыл бұрын
I now have a hernia from laughter. Beyond hysterical. Australia.
@madmike1708
2 жыл бұрын
3:24 that line was so funny. The timing was amazing. I also love that Victoria didn't expect it to get the reaction it got.
@Danni611
2 жыл бұрын
Wow. The woman was a prophet!❤ I miss her. If she only knew that ordinary words were also for the block, I wonder what song she would have written.
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