"What kind of Consultant do you want to be? "I want to be a Consultant"🤣🤣
@staplegun3703
Жыл бұрын
Honduran government be like
@thunderjolt69
Жыл бұрын
Why did this get recommended to me? D:
@st_vampirdus
Жыл бұрын
I spent a decade in consulting. I wish I saw this video before that.
@colleenwittrup1137
2 жыл бұрын
The most hilarious right on snap shot of this space ….I’ve LOVED being a consultant… but literally too HILARIOUS…..🤣
@SumTingWong1482
2 жыл бұрын
They need to do one of these for “life coaches”. If I see that on someone’s resume it’s automatic rejection. Life coaches are just people who are shocked at how amazing they are at living. They just run their yap giving poor advice to people who don’t want to hear it (colleagues, friends, neighbors, homeless people, etc).
@rupinjohar
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god so true.. I hate life coaches to death... they are really the biggest failures on this planet.. it should a henious crime to be a life coach.. you are correct in saying that life coaches are just people who are SHOCKED to be alive.
@mennehgambia1962
2 жыл бұрын
So consultant in this specific example/video could be replaced by all rich executives and federal officials nowadays. They think their luxurious lifestyle will still exist after half of the population has no stable lifestyle.
@ArgentinaBall7886
3 жыл бұрын
Consultant Is the worst job of all
@c.a.shaffer3445
3 жыл бұрын
My resume: Can use powerpoint
@arkaprabhasaha8635
7 жыл бұрын
Whats the point of the video?! xd
@HappiFix
7 жыл бұрын
lol PowerPoint got me at the end!
@Hawktotalwar
8 жыл бұрын
Management Consulting - An industry that 20 year old geezers know their business inside-out pays people fresh out of college (liberal arts degree) with no experience to advise them without actually putting any of their ideas into place.
@michaleZhen
9 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, really lovely story, thanks :-) I want to be a consultant~~
@SaiyenInlineSkater
9 жыл бұрын
Ive heard this 4 times, why is this still funny. Ive never heard of consulting.
@fabio.1
Жыл бұрын
Are you a consultant making a shit ton of money now?
@Carmen.hanh.do.66
9 жыл бұрын
idk if it's true or not but it's f***ing hilarious!!! hahaha
@hannahworthington9093
9 жыл бұрын
Fuck this. I mean how hard would it have been to have gotten a friend and said the lines out loud? Fucking twats!
@RashedHiyasat
8 жыл бұрын
it wouldn't have been have as funny as this
@mrkinguzo
9 жыл бұрын
uh i disagree
@LankyProgressTV
9 жыл бұрын
this was great! lol lol lol lol I want to fly around the world! I will have a blackberry!
@DylenRivera
9 жыл бұрын
These would be a lot funnier if they were voiced by actual people.
@jonathantan2469
6 жыл бұрын
Their voices may sound fake & computer generated, but they're actually voiced by real consultants... ;)
@rangermaverick85
9 жыл бұрын
I was an IT consultant, probably one of the most boring jobs you can ever do. You are stuck doing the same stuff every day, same presentations, same meeting, same issues, same clients.
@Orf
8 жыл бұрын
Can you share a specific story? I still don't get why businesses want to pay for advise from people who are not in their business...Please help me understand!!
@rangermaverick85
8 жыл бұрын
If you don't have the internal expertise you need to refer to an external consultant. If you sell your applications (web services/cloud/whatever) you need an integration consultant that explains you how to integrate it into your IT infrastructure. Or if you are Software consultant, like I was, you provide the custom integrations but that it's a lot more expensive for the client. Some clients (hospitals, charities,councils) don't even have a development team so they must rely on consultants.
@Gonthor1000
7 жыл бұрын
How much did you make though?
@vaibhav3874
4 жыл бұрын
Matt Orfalea To solve temporary problems.
@najill1
10 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@wastemanaful
10 жыл бұрын
Just had to share this on my consultants page!
@knightofnights1693
10 жыл бұрын
What is the point of these types of videos?
@knightofnights1693
10 жыл бұрын
Humor?
@MrMadmanmyles
9 жыл бұрын
Knight OfNights i love them
@MrMadmanmyles
9 жыл бұрын
Knight OfNights you know the downsides of the job in a humorous way. Obv this is slightly over done
@alexandrastuart2313
11 жыл бұрын
This has just made me really want to be a consultant. I love powerpoint!
@umarques
11 жыл бұрын
Powerpoint leads you...
@TERRAN1212
11 жыл бұрын
This might be a better comment if your account wasn't so obvious.
@InstTaxSolutionsLLC
11 жыл бұрын
The entire concept of someone being a consultant is they provide others with their expertise in a certain field. This person just doesn't get it.
@mylilbrie
11 жыл бұрын
STORY OF MY LIFE
@mimimetmet4376
11 жыл бұрын
consultant , what is consultant
@mronewheeler
11 жыл бұрын
just drank some cough syrup with dxm, dafuq is this?
@Janvanaswegen
11 жыл бұрын
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@AntiVaccine2
11 жыл бұрын
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@jonnyjenq
12 жыл бұрын
the bucket?
@MrCavitysChessCorner
12 жыл бұрын
One of the few of these styles of videos that I've actually really, really enjoyed. Also, I have an internship lined up at Booz Allen for the summer (not a lie) so I can't wait to fly first class and stay in penthouses every night.
@Dunx0001
12 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between a consultant and a bucket of shit?
@redwoodlane2006
12 жыл бұрын
I laughed my retired consultant's ass off.
@bigkula1
12 жыл бұрын
great
@vinodhind
12 жыл бұрын
Nice
@SuperWarking
12 жыл бұрын
I am good at life. Therefore, I am a life consultant.
@fabio.1
Жыл бұрын
How can we live a better life and live to the fullest while being very depressed?
@pragashramadass
12 жыл бұрын
Only after watching this video, I decided to be a consultant.. I did QSE management. I will be a QSE consultant.
@cosmopoliteness
2 жыл бұрын
Your comment is 9 years old - did you make it as a consultant :D?
@Azawindam
12 жыл бұрын
it'd be nice if you can distinguish the voices a bit...i'm listening to this video, rather than watching. But still, it's hella funny!
@kanyawest100
12 жыл бұрын
there goes my life Goals :(
@SeanGMurphyNow
12 жыл бұрын
OMG.. this is sooooo true.. I've talked to folks who want to become consultants.. funnny!
@HitlersForeskin
12 жыл бұрын
I will design a "brilliant strategy" pity you never follow thru with the implementation ;)
@kszpirak
12 жыл бұрын
beautiful. Virgin Atlantic club house. ... haha
@rameshdasary
13 жыл бұрын
How very true !! I am not a consultant any more....
@MrMooseful
13 жыл бұрын
haha, this is so good, too true
@xmichal69666
13 жыл бұрын
no nie może być:) zajebiste! can't friggin imagine any other flic with more exact description of corporate consulting.
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