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@jdsciberras557
5 жыл бұрын
Your the best utuber to ever exist
@greaterforce3981
5 жыл бұрын
Australia is still bad Take the Chinese with you
@cynthiasucanji9076
5 жыл бұрын
@@greaterforce3981 no it's not
@greaterforce3981
5 жыл бұрын
@@cynthiasucanji9076 it is a failure Version of America Your just jealous because ur probably Australian
@michaelmyers1548
5 жыл бұрын
Perenti is a type of lizard it's Skinner and longer and it move quite faster than a komodo dragon and yes you're right it's a komodo dragon those type of lizard are in Indonesia
@KyleS3m3noff
6 жыл бұрын
"These birds are unpredictable because they ALWAYS ATTACK FIRST". Isn't that pretty much the exact opposite of being unpredictable? Fuck's sake.
@taniabriscoe6493
6 жыл бұрын
Kyle Semenoff Me and a cassowary ran into each other at mission beach, we both got startled and took off!
@liammurphy6950
6 жыл бұрын
Tania Briscoe same thing happened to me, except i got caught in a rip
@sky1arks995
6 жыл бұрын
The irony is that they're dangerous, but only if you really provoke them. So in the wise words of Butterfield, "leave them the fuck alone!"
@ratatouille2129
6 жыл бұрын
He also said it like it would be common sense for you attack an animal, especially _a giant fucking dinosaur bird_ ffs
@cassowary2681
6 жыл бұрын
Kyle Semenoff this time you attacked first
@oliviarobinson3982
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve lived in Australia my whole life and literally never seen a cassowary
@radahn42
3 жыл бұрын
I saw one at taronga
@WillKemp
3 жыл бұрын
I've seen a few cassowaries in the wild in FNQ, and been quite close to one several times - but, like all animals that don't consider humans as food, they don't fuck with you if you don't fuck with them.
@mumma-dee
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@I_amConstantlyIn_aTrance
3 жыл бұрын
I've seen one at Hamilton Island Zoo
@WillKemp
3 жыл бұрын
@@DaKommienuist I've seen heaps of snakes. One place I lived on the south coast of NSW, we had a red belly black that liked to lie in a sunny spot outside the kitchen door and we had to step over it going in and out of the kitchen. It wasn't even slightly bothered by that - and nor were we. Another place I lived in northern NSW, there was a massive python - it must have been at least a couple of meters long, probably more, and as thick as my uppper arm. I've seen several tree snakes in the Top End, too, and had a snake of some unidentified sort in my kitchen near Darwin the year before last. That was a bit of a freakout, as I wasn't sure how to get it out :-)
@salty_pinata5674
4 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see Isaac butterfield as a high school teacher XD
@timelord2712
4 жыл бұрын
He acts like my math teacher
@taliakendrick7505
4 жыл бұрын
He’d tell them all to get fucked if they were being to loud 😂
@emmanuelhiras7960
4 жыл бұрын
I saw a video in which he was the dam principal
@ethanfiebig4331
4 жыл бұрын
YES
@warmcorpse_
4 жыл бұрын
Student: **gets a question wrong** Isaac: what are you, a fuckin dumbass? Get the fuck out of heya ya dickhead
@michaelm.7389
Жыл бұрын
We got to visit Perth Australia in 1981 when I was in the US Navy......it was wonderful and the people there were friendly and welcoming. It was my favorite port call ever !!! Thanks for having us !!
@infinityflashbackthefourth4695
Жыл бұрын
That's cool
@luigi_boy
2 ай бұрын
I have a friend who's dad was in the US navy during the Vietnam war and he met my friends mum in Perth while he was in the Navy
@snekydoodle4346
4 жыл бұрын
“Most snakes in Australia are venomous” proceeds to show clips of an anaconda, which is a constrictor, which is not venomous and not even in Australia
@traceymenadue9868
4 жыл бұрын
No shit sherlock
@snekydoodle4346
4 жыл бұрын
mmh. not everybody knows the difference between constrictors and venomous snakes, bud.
@hopelovewright4248
4 жыл бұрын
@@snekydoodle4346 almost everyone from Australia knows what a venomous snake is.
@arktheman3391
4 жыл бұрын
Shae Birt You didn’t get the joke
@subducks5521
4 жыл бұрын
@@hopelovewright4248 r/woooooooosh
@michaelxx7022
5 жыл бұрын
I live in Sydney. The most aggressive animal is the Middle Aged male cyclist commuter. They're pricks
@saraditullio08
5 жыл бұрын
Michael Xx true!!
@mango.frappe
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the those who put their bag on the seat next to them on the bus and train
@dineshsehgal5959
5 жыл бұрын
Same I live in Sydney
@xxalexplayzgames3212
5 жыл бұрын
I’m from Sydney!
@ritanire6925
5 жыл бұрын
That has made my day
@maddylovesanimals5026
5 жыл бұрын
“Dingos are only dangerous if you are in the middle of the desert in the 70s” I chuckled cause only aussies would know
@jaelonquixote
5 жыл бұрын
Only aussies would know that the dingo was innocent?
@desertpunk7588
5 жыл бұрын
Dun Dun Dun... Plot Twist! That dingo did not steal a baby, it was the mother trying to cover up a murder!
@maddylovesanimals5026
5 жыл бұрын
Desert Punk75 people are saying that the dingo did get into the tent or what ever they were in because the dingos up there are so used to people they can open them, which I don’t think is true. (My original comment was a joke)
@maddylovesanimals5026
5 жыл бұрын
jaelonquixote it was a joke
@lylleeharvey2851
5 жыл бұрын
THE DINGO TOOK MY BABY 😂 oh god is Aussie are weird
@timsmith1589
Жыл бұрын
Man I loved Australia when I was there, I'd go back in a heartbeat too. Amazing country and awesome people.
@bobafrogs
Жыл бұрын
Thanks :)
@JemBubbleGaming
Жыл бұрын
thanks from me to
@serpentking2472
Жыл бұрын
Don’t come back we don’t want you here
@gustavosousa8254
Жыл бұрын
Thanks 😎
@infinityflashbackthefourth4695
Жыл бұрын
Thanks mate😎👌
@hannahbanana1501
3 жыл бұрын
“Ants are Australia’s worst problem” Bushfires: Hold my fcking beer
@persistantlistening1906
3 жыл бұрын
XD so true saw a couple before lucky that it was all in 2020 xD
@No-qf2qt
3 жыл бұрын
Eshays: hold our fcking vapes
@sheesh7106
3 жыл бұрын
@@No-qf2qt that’s funny aswell Hannah and you are funny 😂
@icetea.._
3 жыл бұрын
Irs actually a problem, me and my sister And yes i live at australia
@Afcnoah6996
3 жыл бұрын
Ants are ok BECAUSE I AM A GOD!
@aviatorbroken9607
6 жыл бұрын
Who's a Aussie watching this?
@chaelafalls5951
6 жыл бұрын
Mr Gameplay me
@justanormalbowlofsoup7092
6 жыл бұрын
MEEEEEEEE
@jiminsgirlfriend8312
6 жыл бұрын
Meh
@anastasiav2278
6 жыл бұрын
Mee
@shannonbroad9222
6 жыл бұрын
Meeeee
@littlelavender9737
3 жыл бұрын
When he said “your not very likely to find a decent beach in Australia.” I nearly choked on my apple. 😑
@littlelavender9737
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the likes! 🥰
@lucastaylor1821
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@yetyote4841
3 жыл бұрын
@Not A Ranboo yeah have they forgotten about 100 miles beach in gippsland, frankston and mornington beaches, the video shown is so dumb
@bonniescudamore6355
3 жыл бұрын
Australia is like one of the best places on earth for a decent beach!!!
@alfaromeofan2475
3 жыл бұрын
We got Nelson bay one of the most beautiful beaches of all of Australia
@tomvanaarle2622
2 жыл бұрын
I am Dutch, never been to Australia but even I know that list is nuts, this guy could just as easily have mentioned the danger of polar bears.
@martinwagner7361
2 жыл бұрын
But if you don't stop at Traffic lights in Australia most polar bears won't be able to get you....😁🖐
@ProvingDemons
6 жыл бұрын
Wakey Wakey hands off snakey lmao plz meme that someone
@grilledgran9318
6 жыл бұрын
MoonHead so fucken true
@MystifiedTulip
6 жыл бұрын
i got you covered bro.
@hayleylloyd7792
6 жыл бұрын
where was the rudeness?
@michvelnvsh
6 жыл бұрын
Heard this every day wtf
@renztorre4966
6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@carlatenthorey9774
5 жыл бұрын
Who else here in Australia is laughing their heads off at how all these reasons are not even heard of and how wrong they are. I mean What the?! ALLIGATORS everyone knows that we have crocodiles. The person who did this did no research at alll...
@melaniegoldthorpe3837
5 жыл бұрын
Carla Tenthorey hi
@shimvlogs8767
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@kiwikewi
5 жыл бұрын
im from nz and and im laughing of how this sounds like bright side lying again to my neighbor ountry again xddd
@charlottehydes2570
5 жыл бұрын
I'm from New Zealand and I'm laughing my head off cuz I know all of that was wrong
@Emma-sb9su
5 жыл бұрын
Carla Tenthorey meeh
@jameswebb2759
4 жыл бұрын
That's a slight contradiction. "This bird is entirely unpredictable." "It always attacks first"
@Bynggo
4 жыл бұрын
James Webb that does sound a little predictable, I have to agree. 🤣😍
@galaxyunicorns4128
4 жыл бұрын
I like how its on the list but ive never seen one.
@ninjapirate123
3 жыл бұрын
Watch the video "10 reasons not to visit New Zealand" by garandhero.
@lil-e-ah4402
2 жыл бұрын
If you were raised in Australia (like me) for your whole life, avoiding the “dangerous “ animals and things is like second nature.
@The_39
Жыл бұрын
Yep
@Flesh_Wizard
Жыл бұрын
Don't go in long grass and don't put your hands where you can't see them are 2 things that were drilled into me as a kid. Glad they were too.
@Kyle-dx8cb
6 жыл бұрын
Lol i live in Australia and I’ve never seen a wild cassowary
@rankedgaming9579
6 жыл бұрын
Same like what the fuq
@allthingswildlifeyt1218
6 жыл бұрын
I have.
@panicfarm9874
6 жыл бұрын
Have you actively looked for one? Rare as hens teeth
@mczb5613
6 жыл бұрын
Kyle Matulin same
@Aussiebloke2
6 жыл бұрын
same here
@selenaduong1205
6 жыл бұрын
Who in Australia has a basement I haven't even seen one?
@4k4yl4
6 жыл бұрын
Selena Duong ikr
@Connor-zy6kl
6 жыл бұрын
Alf Stewart
@panicfarm9874
6 жыл бұрын
Connor Brew he has a dungeon, fuck sake get it right
@Connor-zy6kl
6 жыл бұрын
In his basement
@kingcodester1112
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah basically everything downstairs is either the bottom half of your house, your garage or just a single large empty room to put stuff in
@elijahkanakis8183
5 жыл бұрын
AUSTRALIA IS LEGIT KNOWN FOR OUR AMAZING BEACHES TF
@charles1927
5 жыл бұрын
Sophia Kanakis hey bitch you stole my picture idea
@shadowdark6939
5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW
@mack8394
5 жыл бұрын
Calm down
@elijahkanakis8183
5 жыл бұрын
Can we get 10,000 subs with copyrighted videos? Lol bahaha
@frogsarecute7532
5 жыл бұрын
I know
@Saxophonin
2 жыл бұрын
I love how one of the things was stinging brush and as an Australian my first time seeing stinging brush was in whales. And you only get a slight itch from it anyway.
@robertnorris2744
3 ай бұрын
That's not. There is a stinging bush on
@robertnorris2744
3 ай бұрын
the Atherton Tablelands. They are few and far between and the sting can be very painful. Just ask my daughter.
@tylarakaiti7493
6 жыл бұрын
“wakey wakey. hand off snakey. *stop playing with fuckin snakes.* “
@mr.macabre651
6 жыл бұрын
holy shit, this comment deserves a fucking award.
@morganroberts6678
6 жыл бұрын
Play with your own snake and no one else’s 😂
@morganroberts6678
6 жыл бұрын
j guys, guys, guys, found another random internet troll who thinks he’s better than everyone
@TempestHCF
6 жыл бұрын
Morgan Roberts that's quiet the conclusion you have to there young man...
@morganroberts6678
6 жыл бұрын
j quite the conclusion? Your the one that randomly texts a stranger and tells them to kill themselves because they mad a joke ( that doesn’t offend anyone) on a KZitem account you have no affiliation too. You are the living definition of a troll. And you call me a young man when your the one playing minecraft with some shitty kindergarten soundtrack. Hmmm
@antonellanyeverecz5900
6 жыл бұрын
Wakey wakey hand off snakey
@rachaelallison5303
6 жыл бұрын
Antonella Nyeverecz 😂😂😂
@mattdwyer8658
6 жыл бұрын
Antonella Nyeverecz thats a beau ryan quote!
@shardlando2435
6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a wanking joke
@camhales2570
6 жыл бұрын
ikr sounds like an anti masturbation campaigns slogan
@todd_nichols
6 жыл бұрын
DarkWolf It is, my parents said it to me pretty sure a lot of parents say it too
@easyflyliu9686
5 жыл бұрын
Reasons to visit aus: 1. No school shooting 2. Sour patch kids 3. Tim tams aNd milo 4. The beaches are AMAZING 5. Issac is here hAh 6. Uhm.. there are NO CASSOWARRIES 7. We have nice people
@dpfwnetwork3379
5 жыл бұрын
8. Never seen a snake in my life except the zoo. No joke.
@acidicpurple8559
5 жыл бұрын
@@dpfwnetwork3379 IKR THERE ARE ONLY SNAKES IN LONG GRASS OR JUNGLES.. ITS SO STUPID. ITS NOT LIKE YOUR GONNA WAKE UP TO A SNAKE ABOVE YOUR BLOODY HEAD! FUCKIN HELL MATE.
@ewan6782
5 жыл бұрын
@@dpfwnetwork3379 I've seen one outside a zoo and I live in the uk
@HazzCraft
5 жыл бұрын
@@dpfwnetwork3379 up in qld rural area we see them in schools and yards and roads all the time. Ligit seen 3 7ft long carpet pithons on the road in the last week. Green tree snakes are common and occasionally you get a brown or red belly. Leave them alone they leave you alone its simples
@HazzCraft
5 жыл бұрын
That being said snakes are *VERY SEASONAL*
@andrewmainey7814
Жыл бұрын
Lived in Manly for over 20 years , pommies coming in to the beer garden at the Steyne with the lobster tan was a daily occurrence , classic!
@ally00bu
5 жыл бұрын
“Wakey wakey get your hand off the snakey” - An Aussie legend 🇦🇺👑
@orion3838
5 жыл бұрын
Ultimate that’s what she said
@bellalevett1660
5 жыл бұрын
As Australia NONE OF THESE R RLLY PROBLEMS
@thelegendtl
5 жыл бұрын
I am Australian and they all fucking say that
@wetwet3541
5 жыл бұрын
@@bellalevett1660 ikr U get used to it
@boopydoopy3445
5 жыл бұрын
Ally Woods hes a aussie hes true blue hes a pisspot through and through chug chug chuuug
@queda5331
4 жыл бұрын
"Wakey wakey, Hands off snakey" Words to live by.
@くもり-k6s
4 жыл бұрын
Kuro Ken yes dude yes
@ifikarhakim3828
4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@dylanandrubyomg7308
4 жыл бұрын
Ha true
@ninjapirate123
3 жыл бұрын
Watch the video "10 reasons not to visit New Zealand" by garandhero
@CreeseDF
3 жыл бұрын
@@ninjapirate123 no
@ayeo9213
5 жыл бұрын
This is how many Aussie’s were offended I I I V
@ember2441
5 жыл бұрын
aye o I wish I could like this a hundred times
@puroboi9591
5 жыл бұрын
So from the amount of likes I guess no one gives a crap
@puroboi9591
5 жыл бұрын
So am I but I don’t want to make a big deal about it... I hope Mind warehouse thinks about their next list or else
@firstnamelastname-rf8lt
5 жыл бұрын
Me
@greaterforce3981
5 жыл бұрын
As a Brit Aussie don't know what to think
@puzzLEGO
2 жыл бұрын
“You’re not likely to find a decent beach in Australia” Then why is ‘ocean currents’ on your list?
@Redman_real
2 жыл бұрын
Wait why are you here
@xandphia7047
5 жыл бұрын
They didn’t do any research at all because they didn’t even put a magpie on the list
@Pewt_teef
5 жыл бұрын
Or drop bears...
@petsallaround370
5 жыл бұрын
Sñøw Dãrt or a pluffer!! Then things swoop baddd
@billieboba5923
5 жыл бұрын
collingWOOD?
@puggingtonplays3594
5 жыл бұрын
That’s so true
@ariiadnxe
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tyrannustargaryen9544
5 жыл бұрын
Australia has 4 of the top 10 best beaches in the world😎👍
@willisk6869
5 жыл бұрын
Is Bondi on there.
@billyanimations3790
5 жыл бұрын
@@willisk6869 everyone nearly dies on Bondi lol
@andyp5403
5 жыл бұрын
@@billyanimations3790 I went Bondi and didn't die, so did my family and all the thousands of people been there
@billyanimations3790
5 жыл бұрын
@@andyp5403 the funny thing is that I was joking, of course no one dies!
@realnamesamnotsam4611
3 жыл бұрын
isaac is a climate sceptic and would burn them all to dust
@crowley-meratyn
3 жыл бұрын
I, an Australian, have in fact seen a Cassowary. It had babies. They were adorable. It made no move to attack us. Beautiful birds. What can we learn from this video? DON’T MESS WITH THE WILDLIFE.
@videogamemusic2962
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen one cassowary, and it was taking a drink at the side of a river. It took a swig, turned around and left.
@txcaduck4627
3 жыл бұрын
Yea but like I have been close to one and didint hurt me so come to Australia
@txcaduck4627
3 жыл бұрын
I’m aussie
@blazingfury2033
3 жыл бұрын
Same happened to me and they both ran straight away
@onlyvaluknow
3 жыл бұрын
I saw a cassowary on a bush walk once. It squawked, then ran away. Beautiful creatures.
@charlesbradshaw5183
2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Australia is a very cool country. It gets such a bad rep from stuff that is usually very rare (Except for snakes and spiders) but we have those in America too. Including bears. Alligators, wolves, mountain lions etc… Ps pls don’t hate me for being American lol.
@natbrooks7861
4 жыл бұрын
Video: Ants is one of Australia’s worst problems Me: *Stares at bushfire in the distance*
@funnylunar
4 жыл бұрын
Nat Brooks well this was posted way before the bushfires, but ants is a stupid reason.
@Alex-pd4dk
4 жыл бұрын
Maryah Lily bushfires happens every year in Australia? I’ve lived long enough to know that. And the worst problem about Australia is the pm donkeys and green religious politicians
@simonspacek3670
4 жыл бұрын
Fire, fire ants... what is the difference?
@hankjwimbleton4010
4 жыл бұрын
Šimon Špaček the ants evolved and turned into a fire type
@nathangoldsworthy8887
4 жыл бұрын
In melbourne it is true :)
@rachelpadgett6902
6 жыл бұрын
I went to Australia for a month and did not encounter any snakes or spiders or cassowarys, and all the beaches were very nice and had lifeguards watching.
@aussieboihenry1057
6 жыл бұрын
Haha and we aussies started life saving in bondi
@losixxt
6 жыл бұрын
Yes, this is why youre colonial ancestors stole the Aborigines land and why it should be given back....
@MIke_nolan50
6 жыл бұрын
Where you from btw I’m Aussie
@mr.muppetfan
6 жыл бұрын
I know its fuckin awesome
@mr.muppetfan
6 жыл бұрын
@@MIke_nolan50 Australian
@heyitssunset
4 жыл бұрын
GO TO AUSTRALIA STOP HATING this is how many people like australia I I V
@dwagon9436
4 жыл бұрын
I am in australia u dumb fuck
@epic9604
4 жыл бұрын
I live there
@fern1516
4 жыл бұрын
@@dwagon9436 he was talking to the people who don't live in Australia dumb shit
@baliman3
4 жыл бұрын
Mate, we live in this fucking country
@iiberrybear3449
4 жыл бұрын
Me like begger
@klausjames6090
Жыл бұрын
I've been Australia and I loved it so much. It's a beautiful country and would always like to visit again, and would recommend to anyone. Wonderful country and brilliant people.
@boovaher
Жыл бұрын
How many of the things on this list tried to kill you?
@denham06
4 жыл бұрын
I love how foreigners reckon Australia is just a massive desert and that we live in little shacks on the beach
@bobesponja3702
3 жыл бұрын
In reality Australia is most likely as advanced as most of Europe and NA
@dasdasdsdasdasdasd363
3 жыл бұрын
Well it is a massive desert that's mostly uninhabitable. Have you ever driven across it? Go see for yourself.
@dasdasdsdasdasdasd363
3 жыл бұрын
@@randomaj9752 ... You live in Australia? Is that a trick question...?
@dasdasdsdasdasdasd363
3 жыл бұрын
@George Dickson Western Australia has the biggest deserts. That's why no one lives there, except for on the coast and some mining towns. Not a lot happening over there, even on the coast. I used to live in Alice and Darwin I know what's it's like there too.
@mrdoggy7826
3 жыл бұрын
@@dasdasdsdasdasdasd363 Well I mean, it's a statement...
@chadwick_oofchacha1922
5 жыл бұрын
When there’s a snake under your bed: Europeans: *scream* Americans: *scream* Australians: *Mum there’s a snake under my bed can I keep it?* ...
@ember2441
5 жыл бұрын
@Newtmaster79 Noice 😂 yes! This actually happened to my brother when he was 5. It was a red-belly-black, so of course my dad said no.
@amyrc5987
5 жыл бұрын
Newtmaster79 Noice lol so true I’m aussie
@stockphotowhiteguy11
5 жыл бұрын
Floridian: Ties it up uses it as new necklace
@zdenka1125
5 жыл бұрын
Newtmaster79 because we are best nation in the world
@kinnyford7539
5 жыл бұрын
That'd be me xD (wanting to keep it)
@Ray-bz6po
6 жыл бұрын
I've lived in Australia my whole life. I've never seen a cassowary
@selmaidris8058
6 жыл бұрын
Ray2 me neither
@h3nok0l4i
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@aussiemummy1013
6 жыл бұрын
There in queensland near cairns
@Leeeeee-rw3qq
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@isabellemoustacas7114
6 жыл бұрын
same
@heyitsharry9381
Жыл бұрын
This was my introduction to mr issac andI loved him from the first second
@xxxaaassxl5592
4 жыл бұрын
Me, an Australian at the end of the video: they forgot the most dangerous one of them all... MAGPIES
@oscarbravo1248
4 жыл бұрын
JoshM I was bloody surprised they mentioned nothing about maggies
@lyndahalabi7952
4 жыл бұрын
don't forget the eshays
@joelspeirs7041
4 жыл бұрын
i dont live in Australia but magpies in nz are bloody vicious
@elkegrace5089
4 жыл бұрын
JoshM hahahaha 😂
@elizabethwalker8641
4 жыл бұрын
JoshM no just no
@gabyvucetich6252
4 жыл бұрын
Me when they say there isn’t any good beaches in Australia : *TriGgeREd*
@ayeitsarkiem6927
4 жыл бұрын
Tyrone Notwatson I can't tell if you are joking or not😂
@remslut
4 жыл бұрын
Same here lmao. We have some of the best beaches in the world.
@gabyvucetich6252
4 жыл бұрын
Tyrone Notwatson lol true this vid has obviously done its research what was I thinking!
@Cute_Coke
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I been to Stockton and the sand is soft btw it’s a beach for 4WD’s Only
@Samuel-mz8xl
4 жыл бұрын
lol Australia is literally known for it's beaches.
@BinLadiniTheGenie
4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t come to australia because of- leaves.” Duh
@msihcs8171
4 жыл бұрын
Not quite as dumb as the sun. Like where the fuck are you gonna go on this planet where you won't see the sun? And, do you know what happens if the sun just up and leaves one day? Also Vitamin D seems to have a serious affect on your response to COVID-19 so get out there in the sun and get ya sum D (the most reliable source is sunlight) you'll feel better for it.
@casswombwell4869
4 жыл бұрын
@@msihcs8171 yes I agree
@Cactus-Gooblastermoth
4 жыл бұрын
Come to Australia, They leaves won’t hurt you, they aren’t poisonous... ... ... ... ... ... ... Or are they?
@bobosegabab
4 жыл бұрын
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides it’s the Wikipedia link for what they were talking about
@cherrybombxp
4 жыл бұрын
Canada has LEAVES! DONT GO TO FUCKING CANADA THEN M8!!
@CentreHalfForward
Жыл бұрын
I was down at me local woollies the other day and I was walking down the chocolate isle and I saw a massive Komodo dragon woofing into some favourites!
@jcmichaelw
5 жыл бұрын
"Wakey, wakey. Hand off snakey". Hilarious, but true!
@lauren-hw7jq
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahhahaaahhahhahahhaha
@l.h7001
5 жыл бұрын
Lol so true
@Radio49point7FM
5 жыл бұрын
That's what my mom use to say to my brother when it was time to wake up.
@AndreasEUR
5 жыл бұрын
@@Radio49point7FM hahaha, whaat? Really?
@Radio49point7FM
5 жыл бұрын
@@AndreasEUR it's so true
@ilovesherliam
5 жыл бұрын
I’m Australian, and in my life, I have never seen a cassowary in real life.
@jadenfung9652
5 жыл бұрын
Demonic Destruction I’ve on,y seen one in the zoo...
@ashtonhoddy-hale9277
5 жыл бұрын
In the wild they will fuckin gut you with their FUCKING giant claws.on their feet witch thell jump up and rip out your insides mate
@ChlorinatedPond
5 жыл бұрын
They never mentioned kangaroos on this list ;-; plus, when we get American tourists we say, the koalas are giant fury beasts with razor sharp teeth that will drop on you and eat you alive xD
@faithfirstfitness
5 жыл бұрын
Demonic I've seen them at the zoo! They live in Queensland anyways
@jaimeeavery1141
5 жыл бұрын
Demønic they are in Western Australia I think I’m in Sydney so I have never seen them
@justanothermeme8352
5 жыл бұрын
THEY ARE LYING ABOUT OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!!!!!!! 😡😡😡
@jhaiz481
5 жыл бұрын
Gåćhå Wøłf TRIGGERED xDD
@eviescarlett
5 жыл бұрын
Australia be like: I AM COMIN FOR YOU
@molo5957
5 жыл бұрын
Agreed, dingos are cute
@wetwet3541
5 жыл бұрын
YES AUSTRALIA IS GREAT THEY NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP
@bellalevett1660
5 жыл бұрын
IKR
@JemBubbleGaming
Жыл бұрын
being an australian myself i think its one of the best places in the world and we r lucky to live here with all of the special creatures and places like bondi beach and the great barrier reaf
@jasmineshae1166
6 жыл бұрын
Takes me back to my childhood when I used to ride my perentie lizard into battle against the fire ants in our snake pits while we hurled spiders as our defence mechanism then after school I'd go half boil in a rip tide under the aussie sun like the other kids at our crappy rocky beaches because our homes had been taken over by cassowaries
@genericusername4206
6 жыл бұрын
Jasie Stilinski24 lmao
@rohanp6604
6 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Charlie-gl1eg
6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@HomelessCat-x
6 жыл бұрын
claasic stitch up
@snotusmee
6 жыл бұрын
Perentie Lizard XD
@thatonegirlontiktok3689
3 жыл бұрын
"You're not likely to find a decent beach in Australia." All Australians watching be like:
@heccme3975
3 жыл бұрын
B r u h
@gallavichstrss
3 жыл бұрын
B r u h
@fishypasta8327
3 жыл бұрын
B r u h
@hugs4bruce496
3 жыл бұрын
b r u h
@kaipookie2008
3 жыл бұрын
Like what?
@harmonylee9499
3 жыл бұрын
"they're talking like the cassowary started the Cronulla riots" Best line ever🤣👍
@christianherring7180
3 жыл бұрын
Omfg what the hell is a perentie ????? There from frickin Indonesia these guys wtf
@Cookii_LDT
3 жыл бұрын
I live near Cronulla 0_0
@tantona9315
2 жыл бұрын
Fricken brilliant - when I saw a Thylacine come up I was in stitches! Haven't they been extinct since 1970 or 80 something anyway? This guy must've seriously been on the wind up!
@tantona9315
2 жыл бұрын
And after seeing number 1 - yep, this wassock is yanking your chain mate - quality trolling!
@naomirhoja6539
5 жыл бұрын
I went to Australia for a month and this list is totally incorrectly. I love Australia and I can’t wait to go back!
@MissIzzy4563
5 жыл бұрын
Yes it's great I live here BUT wanna burn alive come down to Australia
@cait7643
5 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and its the best!!!!!!!! my fav place is ningerloo reef ( I can't spell )
@naomirhoja6539
5 жыл бұрын
Skye768 where is that I’m planning to come back and do study abroad in spring of 2020?
@ayanforester627
5 жыл бұрын
Good for you
@skylar1413
5 жыл бұрын
Capital Zone try living here, it’s amazing but don’t live in Sydney if you hate spiders
@evanbrown2127
6 жыл бұрын
I saw fifty cassowarys in woolworths!!
@evernightly
6 жыл бұрын
you mean woolies XD
@evanbrown2127
6 жыл бұрын
Ever Nightly Haha Yeah
@evanbrown2127
6 жыл бұрын
RonnyDonny13 Nope Dairy
@randomperson-vk2ei
6 жыл бұрын
Evan Bro well I saw 51😂
@josheycreations2701
6 жыл бұрын
Evan Bro i saw a snake attack in a cassowary in IGA
@junior-jg2md
5 жыл бұрын
“who in australia has a basement” so fking true
@sash4465
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao so true
@sash4465
5 жыл бұрын
Attics aswell
@hobojobo6331
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@suchem.i
5 жыл бұрын
mate, i live in my basement
@hobojobo6331
5 жыл бұрын
Itz_Imo. Gem then you don’t live in Aus. A true Aussie wouldn’t have a basement
@robertingham4251
2 жыл бұрын
I like how the cassowary was on here not the emu (not pronounce eemoo pronounced eemyou) when we literally had a war with the emu’s
@emyshalaby5551
4 жыл бұрын
“wakey wakey hands of snaky”IN FRICKING DYING no but for real hands of snaky mate
@booker4984
4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s supposed to be a sexual joke
@emyshalaby5551
4 жыл бұрын
Booker i think so but i didn’t mean it like that
@booker4984
4 жыл бұрын
Emy Shalaby I get it lol
@lauracoolio9303
4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean *off*
@emyshalaby5551
4 жыл бұрын
LAURA COOLIO ye soz i didn’t know how to spell a week ago
@lolbit5532
5 жыл бұрын
*"Wakey wakey, hands of snakey"* --*Isaac Butterfield 2018*
@abbeyhamilton5468
5 жыл бұрын
*Wakey wakey, hands off snakes*
@nawafj1741
5 жыл бұрын
Lolbit 2019*
@abbeyhamilton5468
5 жыл бұрын
🤣 got two things wrong *2019 and lolbit aldo said wakey wakey hands of snakey when it’s wakey wakey hands of snakey 😂
@fishwithaglock
5 жыл бұрын
*Walks into a store abd sees a person with a hand of snakey* Also, *off. You're welcome.
@ausbangladesh
5 жыл бұрын
*off
@hudsonsled454
6 жыл бұрын
I have a pet cassowary, he's free range in the Daintree Rainforest. Very predictable, never comes when called.
@estherqin3080
6 жыл бұрын
+Richmond Tigers 1 its a joke mate
@80slimshadys
6 жыл бұрын
cannot be aussie if you dont understand sarcasm
@uncledavid1776
6 жыл бұрын
Haha didn't you think that I knew that.
@80slimshadys
6 жыл бұрын
a fello gold coaster...nice bro
@ashleysanford8645
Жыл бұрын
I know this is an old video but I laughed my ass off at number one not even being IN the f****** country! LMFAO
@shinobukocho1594
5 жыл бұрын
This is how much times he said fuck (btw I’m a Aussie too.) 👇🏽 Edit: man that’s a lot of likes 😌👆
@aestheticcriminal680
5 жыл бұрын
8 times... *seems legit*
@finn5326
5 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@communismdoggo9801
5 жыл бұрын
Yay I made it 100 and I’m Australian too
@shinobukocho1594
5 жыл бұрын
nightmare Gaming why thank you!
@alsie1882
5 жыл бұрын
Oh chill out ya fuckwit
@klunkshank7826
5 жыл бұрын
If you’re scared of rips just swim between the flags duh
@howmuchbeforechamp
5 жыл бұрын
Im from south africa , they usaully have signs that let you know there is a riptide
@MorrisonScott
5 жыл бұрын
OMG HE FIGURED IT OUT
@wetwet3541
5 жыл бұрын
@@MorrisonScott OMG IKR Wow in shock UwU
@kiwi554
5 жыл бұрын
@@howmuchbeforechamp HEYYY ME TOO :'D
@aneeshacampbell
5 жыл бұрын
Duh
@meyeri1439
4 жыл бұрын
I have lived in Australia my whole life and I have never seen a cassowary.
@saraditullio08
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@tonykhoury8656
4 жыл бұрын
They are only in Queensland
@sarathparanavithana9500
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@shpresahasani6610
4 жыл бұрын
shoto todoroki I know righ
@Ace-vd8nt
4 жыл бұрын
I saw 2 in Australia Zoo
@GirtByIdiots
Жыл бұрын
They only need two. Huge huntsman spiders, and most mother in laws 😂
@kathygodfrey3158
Жыл бұрын
Nah, funnel webs 😳 They are total and utter bastards. Luckily, they're mostly only in the Sydney area. You DO need to watch out for drop bears, hoop snakes and boomerang geckos thought. They'll kill ya as soon as look at ya
@kathygodfrey3158
Жыл бұрын
I believe mother's-in-law are endemic to ALL continents. It's a planet wide curse
@GirtByIdiots
Жыл бұрын
@@kathygodfrey3158 🤣🤣🤣
@us_marine_real
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve lived in Australia for 10 years and haven’t seen a cassowary never mind needing to fear for them
@chloemartin7101
5 жыл бұрын
BluntMachete same but only 9 years
@Ash-uu9ms
5 жыл бұрын
Sammeee
@jeremiahpeisley4120
5 жыл бұрын
I've lived in Australia all my life and only seen a cassowary at a zoo
@helichild2743
5 жыл бұрын
Same but i lived here 13 years
@brodmontgomery
5 жыл бұрын
lived here my whole life and the only Cassowary I've seen is in the zoo
@camptodonsart1678
4 жыл бұрын
The video:“ The biggest problem in Australia is ants” Me: No the biggest problem in Australia is drought cuz drought has been a problem for over 12 years Edit: HOLY CRAP 182 LIKES
@itzwacko-_-6343
4 жыл бұрын
And fires
@SaikiAUS
4 жыл бұрын
Camptodon nah man no drought
@familyfun6954
4 жыл бұрын
true and yes fires
@_tigerheart_8441
4 жыл бұрын
True fact but also bush fires
@chloerc3558
4 жыл бұрын
and the fucking hot concrete
@missrose5348
4 жыл бұрын
“As far as I’m concerned, snakes can get f*cked” 🤣🤣
@freya5019
3 жыл бұрын
I have a pet snake (But she is probably the worlds dumbest snake she fallen off me around 20 times in the 2 weeks i have had her)
@Andre-im7eq
3 жыл бұрын
I was dying at this part 😭😭...Isaac is the best
@zac3194
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i agree fuck spiders 😆😆🤣
@karenli5175
3 жыл бұрын
I fucked a snake
@huntsiespiderson1346
3 жыл бұрын
@@zac3194 NO! THEY BITE BACK
@rafaelontiveros7450
2 жыл бұрын
I visited Sydney in 2002, a pleasant experience, glad I went.
@marie-joseehossen2143
6 жыл бұрын
hahaha omg, thats my new motto in life " dont fuck with them and theyll leave you alone " so relatable as an aussie 😂
@TypesOfCrying
6 жыл бұрын
Every Australians second motto "Get fucked"
@markuzzi9999
5 жыл бұрын
Brb, I’m just going to walk my pet cassowary
@tylerbaxter9846
5 жыл бұрын
Markuzzi 999 I would like but it's at 69
@miadiaz9637
5 жыл бұрын
brb, just gonna go to the shops and die from a snake.
@Doggone7134
5 жыл бұрын
My uncle actually has a pet fukkin cassowary lmao
@miadiaz9637
5 жыл бұрын
kyall mills lol where da hell does he live?
@mysterynight6795
5 жыл бұрын
Just letting y’all know, in Australia, the only way you would have a cassowary is if you work at a zoo. Cassowaries are an animal that you can’t have
@aidenplays2271
5 жыл бұрын
Mind warehouse: “worst thing is ants” Australians: WRONG it’s tax’s
@aidenplays2271
5 жыл бұрын
Kasey Marriott that is true
@wetwet3541
5 жыл бұрын
That so true I don't pay tax but I'm Hella scared when I will
@budgielover922
5 жыл бұрын
It is ants. The crazy yellow ant is one of most venomous in world ant it will spray acid if it feels threatened and that can make ur beady parts fall off.
@swishjake1228
5 жыл бұрын
i’ve found you twice, one with facts verse and now this one!
@connierockliff7385
5 жыл бұрын
So true because I’m Aussie
@Nubfist
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot something on your list of why to come to Australia. The birds. It’s currently 5:30 in Geelong and some cockatoos just woke me up. I fucking love those birds
@JJ_0301
3 жыл бұрын
“Wakey wakey hands off snakey” 😭😭😭😭
@catherinesyme901
3 жыл бұрын
An oldie but still a goodie!
@toxicspikes8394
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xYily2ulp36BaYI
@outregis
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a parent fed up with their adult child's internet addictions 👀
@riahsparrow
3 жыл бұрын
NICE!
@calebconstantine9029
3 жыл бұрын
What kind of snake
@davidjaramillo5614
3 жыл бұрын
If this bloke is talking facts about our beaches why haven’t I died every time I’ve been to a beach in Australia.
@sickening13
3 жыл бұрын
yeah, i used to go to cronulla beach like everyday and I've never gotten stuck in a rip or whatever.
@richobrown1579
3 жыл бұрын
Yea ikr I surf once a week
@yesyes1750
3 жыл бұрын
And rips aren't even that bad when you get in them (unless you can't swim or your near cliffs and rocks). You shouldn't be going off the sand bank if you don't have a board anyways.
@bonniescudamore6355
3 жыл бұрын
i've been in a few rips but you cant die by them unless you cant swim and if you cant swim why would you be in the ocean in the first place???
@yesyes1750
3 жыл бұрын
@@bonniescudamore6355 yes
@naveshsamidbatoosingh4393
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite Australian things(no ranking) 1.Angela white 2.Milo 3.kangaroos 4.Isaac Butterfield 5.cricket 6.koala 7.Steve Irwin 8.beaches 9.accent 10.didgeridoo
@azelfdaboi5265
5 жыл бұрын
Rip Steve Irwin
@adamnapier8228
5 жыл бұрын
No football
@bruvonjones
5 жыл бұрын
I'd like to add to this list The OG Wiggles Hugh Jackman
@auroraanimationsss4275
5 жыл бұрын
YASSSS I went to Melbourne to visit family members and we saw kangaroos. They let us pet them (at the zoo. They were trained)
@kian_boner
5 жыл бұрын
Agree with number 1
@tgbolti
2 жыл бұрын
The Amount of times he said “get fucked” is so funny😂
@prohviq
4 жыл бұрын
who’s lives in australia and is watching this?
@traceymenadue9868
4 жыл бұрын
I had just watched it and he is not nice
@patrick5467
4 жыл бұрын
I am
@kenndii9133
4 жыл бұрын
me is watching dis from a little city called .......
@patrick5467
4 жыл бұрын
Who is not nice Tracy?
@avirose6
4 жыл бұрын
I have lived in Australia all my life. It IS the best country to live in. That is why we have so many foreigners. I don’t mind, as long as they can speak English.
@cute_cookie1354
6 жыл бұрын
OUR COUNTRY WAS PUT INTO THE TOP TEN BEST BEACHES IN THE WORLD!!!
@em1eon
6 жыл бұрын
Trans Wolf yeah it was like I went to Queensland and omg the beach was amazing
@olivia.c9310
6 жыл бұрын
I live about 5 minutes away from a beach in Queensland and I have never been caught in a rip and I usually go there every weekend
@tookieran
6 жыл бұрын
Oh Fuck Yeah
@NeoluceKV
5 жыл бұрын
If number one isn't cyclists i'm going to be pissed off. I'm pissed off!
@zephyrhenkes1498
5 жыл бұрын
I watched the video but they’re so “inaccurate “ I would believe they did put that for number one.
@kalthepal1453
5 жыл бұрын
Lol ya
@pessimisticpianist582
2 жыл бұрын
1:56 " This creature is totally unpredictable because it always attacks first " this is too funny
@shannonwheeler2537
5 жыл бұрын
Man the beach thing pisses me off. We have GORGEOUS beaches. WTF did they do? Visit one place where the shore is a bit rocky and go "welp. I suppose that's all the beaches this MASSIVE continent has... Let's turn round and go home" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahahaha WTF mate.
@katalinhalom3267
5 жыл бұрын
Hagbard - and I'm a Hungarian from Austria, and the miles and miles and miles of beaches of Oz are absolutely magnificent!!
@xobree
5 жыл бұрын
IKR LIKE HAVE THEY EVEN SEEN AUSTRALIA
@apurvchaturvedi
5 жыл бұрын
I have visited Australia multiple times and tbh Australia is known for its beach all around the world. This list is lame. From India
@imperia8923
5 жыл бұрын
Shannon Wheeler there’s a fking reason why we have a place called Gold Coast
@lunacyrus2274
5 жыл бұрын
IKR, idiotic humans...
@cyrusyoder4789
6 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story, when you go to Australia "don't fuck wit it"
@joshyyboi23
6 жыл бұрын
lol
@saxonld4135
6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@daevon46
6 жыл бұрын
Cyrus Yoder ACTUALLY IKR OMG
@beauwilkin9532
6 жыл бұрын
Completely agree, but you might need to actually tell them that that rule also extends to the Aussie population. Perhaps we can campaign to have it on a sign in the airport on the way in?
@meykry1051
6 жыл бұрын
See a murderer? Don't fuck wit it and it won't fuck wit you
@cindybassify
5 жыл бұрын
I’m Australian and living Surrounded by bush never in my life have I seen a Cassowary in me damn life Omg TYSM FOR ALL THE LIKES YALL ARE DESTROYING THAT LIKE BUTTON
@xoticaussie8712
5 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@italianplastick4031
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao me either 🔥😂👍 and I live in canberra, the Bush capital
@Hellokitty-bb3dd
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr I'm an auzzie too and I have NEVER seen a frikken cassowary in my whole life.
@xoticaussie8712
5 жыл бұрын
Same here
@Mr_Salad
5 жыл бұрын
probably because they dont live out bush, they live in rainforests in northern aus
@ActualRacerX
Жыл бұрын
I was dying laughing at this video….and this video makes me want to go to visit Australia even more so now.
@VerbaleMondo
5 жыл бұрын
Reasons not to go to England: 1: Weather. Thanks for watching
@Evanflow69
5 жыл бұрын
Yoir welcome
@emmaherron5121
5 жыл бұрын
And Theresa May
@eva-sw3ig
5 жыл бұрын
I’m half English so don’t do that
@surapirhaburn5116
5 жыл бұрын
Eva Does All and I’m fully English but it’s true since the weather over here is SO bad tbh
@benlindsay926
5 жыл бұрын
I’m not English and this is a completely subjective statement, but I would personally move to England coz I love rainy and cold, damp weather, I’m probably just a weirdo but whatever. 😂
@dashasasha9374
5 жыл бұрын
If people say Australia is bad, you suck because I live in Australia and its amazing
@itsmylife4363
5 жыл бұрын
Dasha&Sasha I wanna live in Australia
@kian_boner
5 жыл бұрын
Heard of a opinon?
@DevilsDumplings---
5 жыл бұрын
Can't suck if it doesn't exist, 🤔🤔🤔
@aniketjaiswal3147
5 жыл бұрын
You're not an Aussie. You're all British by ancestry. Aboriginal ppl are the real Aussie.
@iloveghost258
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@vivinh18
4 жыл бұрын
These Americans don’t know anything about Australia
@ponies_with_scarves7827
4 жыл бұрын
let's get 1k subs please I think they’re British, I live in the us and no one gives a shit about spiders and fire ants because they’re everywhere, I mean everywhere so if they are American they sure as hell ain’t from my neck of the woods
@mellanie7598
4 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does that accent sound American to you?
@leaxcafe2685
4 жыл бұрын
Kinda true
@thegeneralfrogarmy9721
4 жыл бұрын
Hey even as an American I can agree Some friend thinks New Zealand is part of Australia
@funnylunar
4 жыл бұрын
Or may the the word your looking for is foreigner!
@jaymegardner7187
2 жыл бұрын
when I was little(roughly 4-7)… I had this amazing idea to go and play in a meat ants nest! so long-story short I was in suggan buggan half naked getting driven home because i was covered in bites! so when he said "don't fucking lay in an ants nest and you'll be fine" i felt personally attacked🤣
@S31RYO
4 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like the Aussie version of pewdiepie
@ehsaykyaw7823
4 жыл бұрын
ur right
@Vinnicombe1
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, Issac is way funnier.
@ymii5050
4 жыл бұрын
Data Consumer so true
@Expireable
4 жыл бұрын
He swears to much..
@S31RYO
4 жыл бұрын
BrockPlayzGames thats why he’s the Aussie Version of pewdiepie, he swears a lots
@rainbowtrout75
6 жыл бұрын
being an australian myself this was brilliant
@Kingbron007
6 жыл бұрын
Ruby L Me too. I mean cmon.
@yeah_but
2 жыл бұрын
I was watchin this and someone else was in the room... They kept starin at me everytime he swore😂😂
@Callumrileyw4
4 жыл бұрын
I’m Aussie so let me tell you all the great beaches: all of them.
@traceymenadue9868
4 жыл бұрын
You did forget 1 thing the wineries and the landscape
@zoebarbour9685
4 жыл бұрын
Every single one
@hankjwimbleton4010
4 жыл бұрын
So, how many great beaches does Australia have? I went to Bunnings/every other Aussie: yes
@phuongvyle73
4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me all the beaches
@jroz1692
6 жыл бұрын
No good beaches? Must have mistaken Australia for England
@isaacthegoat1432
6 жыл бұрын
Our beaches Barely have sand
@jesshepburn2838
6 жыл бұрын
Haha so true😂
@caseyayton6007
6 жыл бұрын
Jroz ------ I know i once went to the main land just for the fucking beaches
@succa2614
6 жыл бұрын
ikr
@bugstarwarriorcats8933
6 жыл бұрын
LOL true
@missrose5348
4 жыл бұрын
But these people are acting like Cassowaries are just running around shopping centres wreaking havoc on people 😂😂😂
@huntsiespiderson1346
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, that's what a introvert tryi g to communicate does
@katieskateboard6095
3 жыл бұрын
If you go to the beaches they are kinda right
@beaugalbraith3891
2 жыл бұрын
The Perentie lizard is considered to be a least concern species, and is quite shy. Its also located in remote areas away from humans. And of course it is not the one they show in the video. Lol Now we know that the Minds eye or whatever they're called are not only dumb, but lazy too. It took me at least 2 minutes to research that scary lizard.
@michaeltunnicliffe4935
3 жыл бұрын
This was comedy gold. I want them to make these for every country. I'll even help them out. 10 Reasons not to visit the UK 1) Hot air balloons. You might get lost in the air, if you get in a Hot Air Balloon, which you probably wont. 2) Lions. The UK has no native lions but they are on our coat of arms a lot. Avoid flags and coats of arms. 3) Inferior tea. We want the best but often get shit tea. Avoid shit tea. 4) The Royal Family. If you are female, avoid Prince Andrew. He's a bad man. 5) Weather. It sometimes rains, it's sometime hot, and we fucking complain regardless of which it is. 6) Wetherspoons. Cheapest pubs in the world but they attract some real wankers. Avoid wankers. 7) Trains. They are never on time and will cancel at a minutes notice. Super expensive too. Just fly mate. 8) Sharks. We get like 3 shark sightings a year. And that makes me uncomfortable. They shouldn't be in out cold seas. 9) The Sea. 1 day a year it's ok, but it's freezing cold for the rest of the year. 10) Noel Edmonds. He was somewhat funny 30 years ago but now he won't fuck off. Avoid Noel Edmonds.
@jackmehoffe9372
3 жыл бұрын
You tried hard mate. Have an upvote
@andydufresnefromshawshank5866
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about James Corden
@johnray5568
2 жыл бұрын
Great list. LOL.
@moralityisnotsubjective5
2 жыл бұрын
@@andydufresnefromshawshank5866 And Piers Morgan.
@larismitani1009
Жыл бұрын
You forgot about stabbings
@prodmorris
5 жыл бұрын
I’m Australian and these people are making me mad
@harrisonballin4268
5 жыл бұрын
yep
@damienpeirce5038
5 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian and this is bad we need to stop him or we will have to die because there will be no one but us
@helena7241
5 жыл бұрын
Like ffs stop bullying us aussies like fr
@siegfriedperez
5 жыл бұрын
Me to
@Razornet-ui3jr
5 жыл бұрын
same
@sj26843
4 жыл бұрын
“Wakey wakey hands off snakey” 😂😂
@jordan-fj3zi
4 жыл бұрын
Sammy Jones I swear I was the only weirdo who said this lmao
@byronchavarria4954
4 жыл бұрын
Sammy Jones Wakey Wakey Hand Off Snakey Stop Playing With Fuckin Snakes 2:59 #wakeyeakeyhandoffsnakey
@garfeltrealtbh
4 жыл бұрын
🐍 👈 tap
@patrick5467
4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha lol
@ninjapirate123
3 жыл бұрын
Watch the video "10 reasons not to visit New Zealand" by garandhero
@noahgonzalez5589
Жыл бұрын
During the plandemic we all saw a different side of Australia. That's a huge reason why a lot of us were discouraged from wanting to visit.
@redrocket1193
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Australia is beautiful, but I want nothing to do with that government.
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