ill be honest who the hell would think that putting your iphone in the FUCKING MICROWAVE would charge it
@alexrobinson9138
9 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest: me when I was like 6
@drebby2805
9 жыл бұрын
...so by that logic you are young because thats when the info was revealed
@alexrobinson9138
9 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Sarin I'm 14... So I guess kind of young but, I was just making a joke 😂 😂 😂
@akitowanijima104
9 жыл бұрын
I only use the microwave to dry my cat :p
@drebby2805
9 жыл бұрын
XMUS JAXON FLAXON-WAXON oh...
@excludedrival2435
9 жыл бұрын
Who would be stupid enough to charge their phones with microwaves and onions?
@liuks678
9 жыл бұрын
If you don't know then we're all screwed!
@SandrineAnterrion
9 жыл бұрын
I did
@XxNeGiMaFanxX1
9 жыл бұрын
your not even supposed to put aluminum foil in there, much less a phone xD i wonder if some retards actually did put their phones in a microwave, who does that....
@ThinkingChrist
9 жыл бұрын
IPhone Users.
@excludedrival2435
9 жыл бұрын
Apple slaves.
@Petey5
9 жыл бұрын
"Never believe what you read on the internet." -Albert Einstein
@cmb9173
9 жыл бұрын
Hue hue hue hue °u°
@Petey5
9 жыл бұрын
***** That's the joke....
@lorenaxhuti7116
9 жыл бұрын
charlie saville Abraham Lincoln was born in 1809. Your argument is invalid
@cmb9173
9 жыл бұрын
Isidora Southpoulos You don't get the joke.
@legp
9 жыл бұрын
What if he said that on the internet?!
@EdgeOf1996
9 жыл бұрын
UGH the Facebook charging thing got posted around recently. And get this! Someone got mad at me because I Was telling people they were wrong by believing this. Does the stupidity never end?
@Nuclearcupcake
9 жыл бұрын
you should blow up your computer? it might save you the stupidity of Facebook.
@Nuclearcupcake
9 жыл бұрын
WAIT you couldn't use KZitem!!!
@ferrarigirl666
8 жыл бұрын
as long as you react, they fuck with you!
@apatheticobserver5290
8 жыл бұрын
+EdgeOf1996 Welcome to Social Media, *the Internet*, where people make stupid decisions and posts, when information is clearly provided.
@Hamatokameko
8 жыл бұрын
I've had people get mad at me for explaining that something they've posted is fake several times. I've come to hate the phrase "better safe than sorry." Safe from WHAT, dammit, it's not a thing you need to be safe from!
@PhanGirling
9 жыл бұрын
number 14... hat fic, anyone? 😏
@freakycheese5875
9 жыл бұрын
1) OH MY GOD I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT 2) WHY DO I DEE YOU EVERYWHERE 3) GOD BLESS YOUR CHANNEL YOU'RE AMAZING
@PhanGirling
9 жыл бұрын
haha thank you
@amazinghaleyisnotonfire1245
9 жыл бұрын
It was a gerbil not a hamster
@PhanGirling
9 жыл бұрын
same thing???
@LKTMonster
9 жыл бұрын
Oh god..
@omergaming9410
9 жыл бұрын
God does exist (grabs. 2 buckets of popcorn) Here we fucking go
@cmb9173
9 жыл бұрын
*crickets*
@ShazapzTVCC
9 жыл бұрын
Poppycock
@AwesomeMooseSmile
9 жыл бұрын
That's not an internet hoax
@ShazapzTVCC
9 жыл бұрын
you mean
@somnolent4339
9 жыл бұрын
....... *grabs some of your popcorn anyways*
@AlistairGallagher
9 жыл бұрын
iOS 8 now allows you to charge your iPhone by microwaving it? I'll have to try this! Thanks Dolan!
@hancholo3466
9 жыл бұрын
Alistair Gallagher lol did it work?
@AlistairGallagher
9 жыл бұрын
Ernesto Retana I think so, it charged my phone so much that my house burned down. Now that's real power!
@hancholo3466
9 жыл бұрын
XD
@MasturbatingLettuce
9 жыл бұрын
Alistair Gallagher I tried with my Galaxy and my microwave blew up. Now that's what I called real power!
@AlistairGallagher
9 жыл бұрын
Masturbating Lettuce Duh, why wouldn't you! I personally stuffed my S6 in the microwave, which melted my microwave and started a fire that consumed everything in my home. Maybe it didn't work because I used my Samsung instead of an iPhone.
@mychemicaljulia
8 жыл бұрын
a rodent launched in someone's rectum? who ever thought of that? and this isn't the first story i've heard about a rodent launched in someone's rectum so much pain and suffering from that story.
@aurastar89
8 жыл бұрын
Don't remind me
@ellie1838
8 жыл бұрын
stop the memories 😂
@brooke5213
8 жыл бұрын
the phandom really is everywhere lmao
@phatphuck6980
8 жыл бұрын
NOOOO^
@birgitrusbach1340
8 жыл бұрын
that was literally the first thing I could think of, my life is ruined
@g-gamer4747
9 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE F*ACK is that thing on the thumbnail? Y'know what, I don't even want to f*acking know. It'll probably give me nightmares.
@ezekieltorrance2977
9 жыл бұрын
It's a famous sculpture. Young Family by Patricia Piccinini.
@g-gamer4747
9 жыл бұрын
Erin Bailey It looks like a combination of a mother dog and he pups, a cow and a human.
@ezekieltorrance2977
9 жыл бұрын
G-gamer Yeah, I think that's what the artist was going for ha.
@g-gamer4747
9 жыл бұрын
Erin Bailey Is it weird that I find that to be disturbing?
@ezekieltorrance2977
9 жыл бұрын
G-gamer Nah, I don't think so. I'm sure alot of people find it disturbing.
@spencerbell3738
9 жыл бұрын
Rip mily ciris you will not be missed I wish
@RainbowSIR
9 жыл бұрын
Miley Cyrus? More like Miley VIRUS.
@MrSpartanm33
9 жыл бұрын
That made me shit myself.
@bubbshalub
9 жыл бұрын
I would still eat Doritos even if they had Ebola
@theallybarber14
9 жыл бұрын
?????
@lynxanimation4199
9 жыл бұрын
I have ebola and eat doritos do I get a medal?
@mog3978
9 жыл бұрын
***** yuppperz suppers just make out the check or money order payable to: Ebola Championship Medal winner, llc. General delivery to any post office in anytown , state, and of course zip. Allow 4-12 months for delivery and all products are subject to availability and may be substituted for a product of equal or lesser value. Sorry no c.o.d. but use your credit card to ensure an express 6month or less rapid response delivery for only $50 USD extra rrd processing fee in addition to all other prices, taxes,surcharges and fees of the extremely limited & not even in this life-time offer as stated above. Bcz Ur a winner!!! Go EBOLA dorrito championship winner you! Yay for Ur side woo-hoo! And yay!- hurry operators are standing by. Dial 9+1+1 and give yhe special promo code Ebola for a no change experience again yay. Call or mail sorry we're not web savvy.
@lynxanimation4199
9 жыл бұрын
Mo G k im getting shipped to Detroit live good lifes
@lynxanimation4199
9 жыл бұрын
Teresa Mullooly that why i'm being sent there, to starve to death so my ebola can't spread.
@nhlfan1001
9 жыл бұрын
The gerbil one was a joke from South Park
@athenaandersen-sparrow7599
9 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one that got that.
@kvltslime2261
7 жыл бұрын
Arhum Ahmad that joke from South Park was a reference to that rumor...
@nickyblue4866
3 жыл бұрын
Lemmy winks!
@ThurstonWatt
Ай бұрын
it's been around a LOT longer than South Park has.
@yobeefjerky42
9 жыл бұрын
redheads may not be endangered, but smart people are.
@Solarballs77
6 жыл бұрын
Yup
@sanghajko9401
9 жыл бұрын
Hello and welcome on the under 301 club ^^ FREE DONUTS AND CAKES !!¡¡
You actually can see Mars without a telescope almost every night. Anyone can notice the bright red star that magically wanders from constellation to constellation throughout the year.
@marshmallowmountains4636
9 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeh I don't really pay attention to the position of the stars. The only way I would know which one is Mars is if my dad pointed it out to me.
@trashaimgamer7822
9 жыл бұрын
Sam Hem It's actually pretty easy to spot, just look at the big red/orange star that shines brighter then everything else. Well exept the moon & sun obviously.
@marshmallowmountains4636
9 жыл бұрын
Ah, alright. Thanks!
@cristalviper1223
9 жыл бұрын
Sam Hem are you serious
@HellZReaper134
9 жыл бұрын
***** I thought that the Red Stars are the stars moving closer, and the blue ones are moving away? Unless both are red and I'd have to find the reddest of them all, right?
@TravisMohan
9 жыл бұрын
So cat fishing is not when cats go to a lake or somewhere and catch fish ?
@TheScntfcGmr
8 жыл бұрын
cat fishing is the scam, OR fishing for catfish. I've never heard of your definitio, of catfishing, but it sounds like it would make for a good internet video.
@velvetr0s3s
8 жыл бұрын
Please watch "Catfish the TV show" on MTV. It's about people who have an online relationship and they call these 2 men names Nev and Max who try to find who the person is actually talking to online. It's a great show! I've been watching since season 1.
@elliem6499
8 жыл бұрын
me
@darthkotya
8 жыл бұрын
+Travis Mohan When i heard it in this video, i initially though catfishing meant fishing catfish.
@fishyfishking7906
6 жыл бұрын
I thought catfishing was fishing for catfish tbh
@flyingwalrus4613
8 жыл бұрын
Is your ice cream to frozen to scoop? Heat your spoon up in the micro wave it will make it a lot easier to scoop! ;D
@BabyBells231
8 жыл бұрын
Say it with me now SEE- air-ra
@ladadeeladadaa7
8 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one bothered by this!😂👍
@bethm5852
8 жыл бұрын
+BabyBells231 You don't pronounce it like the name, "Sierra" it's "Syria" or "SEE-REE-A". He said it right.
@ladadeeladadaa7
8 жыл бұрын
Canadian Tragedy maybe for someone else, but this particular singers name is pronounced like how she spelt above.
@MissDeevaray
8 жыл бұрын
She was speaking about when he said kiara her name is ciara which is pronounced like Sierra.
@BabyBells231
8 жыл бұрын
Mister Tago Mago AAAANNNDDDD Blocked
@genderqueergorehound
9 жыл бұрын
Plus, tons of people find redheads incredibly attractive (myself included) so I doubt they'll have trouble reproducing unless all redheads at one point in time are asexual.
@SentientTrafficConeMan
9 жыл бұрын
They'd have even more ease reproducing if they were *truly* asexual. Despite what Tumblr is obsessed with, asexual isn't a human term. For example, if a Starfish severs its own arm to create another starfish, that's asexual reproduction, or if a germ began 'budding' another germ, that's asexual reproduction. I'm not even sure what retarded Internet Liberals on Tumblr think asexual means, but it's obviously incorrect.
@genderqueergorehound
9 жыл бұрын
John Smith Asexual is indeed a human term. Don't pretend to know what you're talking about if you don't. Also, nice use of slurs and automatically assuming Tumblr came up with asexuality. Why the hell does everyone always assume that if they hear of something they've never heard of before, "Tumblr made it up"? Newsflash, asexuality has been around for a long-ass time and is a completely valid term in the LGBT+ community. I have friends who are asexual (one of whom had to leave the room during sex ed courses because she was getting legitimately sick to the stomach from the descriptions of sexual activity and imagery). Asexual, when applied to humans, does not mean they reproduce asexually. It means they are repulsed by sex, typically. "A-" is a Latin/Greek root that means "away" or "not" or connotes something in a negative format. Don't be ignorant.
@genderqueergorehound
9 жыл бұрын
John Smith Cry me a river, 4chan cynic.
@SentientTrafficConeMan
9 жыл бұрын
Lord Grunsescu 1) That's a very well, thought out, legitimate argument you have there. -.- 2) I don't use, never have used, and do not intend to use 4chan. 3) 'Cry me a river'? You're the one who got uber butthurt because I pointed out ignorance in the therm 'asexual' being used for human actions.
@genderqueergorehound
9 жыл бұрын
John Smith You seem awfully angry over something that really doesn't even concern you. :)
@thedepressiveprogressive7620
9 жыл бұрын
*Comment of the Year:* ~ "People are fucking Stupid..."
@lizvill73
9 жыл бұрын
My ex girlfriend got into this sculpture. Now I associate it with her in a weird way. Doesn't look anything like her, though.
@thedepressiveprogressive7620
9 жыл бұрын
liz is It is weird tho...
@lizvill73
9 жыл бұрын
***** Not as weird as my ex, the women's studies prof 😒
@thedepressiveprogressive7620
9 жыл бұрын
liz is 0 . o
@lizvill73
9 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah. That face is about right. It's funny when people think the sculptures are real.
@wildcardsoul
9 жыл бұрын
*Eating Doritos* "Doritos Ebloa" *_WHAT_*
@ghostsalamander4870
9 жыл бұрын
Ebola is a very dangerous disease that comes from some country I don't know which Doritos chips
@dramaticartisan
9 жыл бұрын
Homestuck is here again with Steven Universe, I'll stay until a fandom war starts.
@shinkaicity
9 жыл бұрын
Gamzee shh
@jamessharp8391
9 жыл бұрын
no
@shinkaicity
9 жыл бұрын
KoolDude 1337 but gamzee
@Bogeynator
9 жыл бұрын
9:54 Admit it, you looked to see if the letters were aligned like this. ...Anyone?
@bushshotfjk9001
9 жыл бұрын
Bogey nator And what's stupid is that there is another M in the picture lol
@Bogeynator
9 жыл бұрын
Edward Kenway I noticed that. ...noticed that too late, that is.
@CD-on2ek
9 жыл бұрын
I didn't in the corner of 'Scam' there is a C
@CD-on2ek
9 жыл бұрын
And a frickin m
@user-vt2wg8hr8b
9 жыл бұрын
Bogey nator Absolutely did not, anyone who can type without looking knows how the letters are assigned in muscle memory.
@masonsawyers5293
9 жыл бұрын
God is real (Gets up to get popcorn and cookies but trips on stick and lands on a standing up sword and dies)
@fL0yD2006
9 жыл бұрын
Yes
@masonsawyers5293
9 жыл бұрын
Go's to heaven
@AtlasArrived
9 жыл бұрын
No
@catcage985
9 жыл бұрын
Mason Sawyers God doesn't exist. RIP, also, I'm stealing your popcorn.
@emilyb3190
9 жыл бұрын
Ahh, internet wars
@Vinnidict
9 жыл бұрын
would you please remove the "we" from the title.
@zachcrane7544
9 жыл бұрын
Sory hard
@poppoku9229
9 жыл бұрын
Would you please add a "Pee" in this comment?
@Assault_Butter_Knife
9 жыл бұрын
15 hoaxes actually believed?
@dreamlandnightmare
9 жыл бұрын
100% concur. I abhor collectivist uses of the word "we".
@MancoThe
9 жыл бұрын
***** lassefar Thygesen It's a fucking KZitem video! It isn't something important or something that should be done!
@iGamepc
9 жыл бұрын
Never believe anything on the internet.
@BenChrzti
9 жыл бұрын
*gasp*
@nikolaytinev1551
9 жыл бұрын
This was on the internet. Does that mean i shouldn't believe it?
@mtfoxtrot5296
9 жыл бұрын
***** *Mind blown*
@mdr1973
9 жыл бұрын
So I shouldn't believe you
@RieMUisthegoaT
9 жыл бұрын
i believe u
@SpartanPrimeDSTY117
8 жыл бұрын
what about end of the world hoaxes
@RACCorpStudios
5 жыл бұрын
Spartan Prime to many to just pick one
@nevbe
9 жыл бұрын
11. The dress argument (it's black n blue darnit)
@spectator_music
9 жыл бұрын
Why the FUCK are people still arguing over this??? THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE PICTURE CONFIRMED IT!
@sckitz1117
9 жыл бұрын
Science. Light is being distorted by our eyes because some eyes see a lot of light, others see a lower light level. So, it isn't a internet hoax. It is more of a life/science hoax or amazingness.
@nevbe
9 жыл бұрын
BananaSlayer64 Yeah that was my whole point
@nevbe
9 жыл бұрын
lazyboy 5229 Science hoax that just so happends to appear all over the internet
@icy_dew370
9 жыл бұрын
Nêvbë i can see both
@corvid789
9 жыл бұрын
9:14 I love NGE! Kinda glad for that Asuka pic, really brightened my day😊
@mangledaqueenfox7648
9 жыл бұрын
DAT thumbnail mother of god
@spectator_music
9 жыл бұрын
Right?? I used to see that all the time in 2009-2010 on the internet :P
@sckitz1117
9 жыл бұрын
It was a hoax. I believe it was said that it is an alien species in like area 51 or something. I am probably wrong.
@spectator_music
9 жыл бұрын
lazyboy 5229 It said it was a cross between a dog and a human.
@spectator_music
9 жыл бұрын
Spirit Fox Gaming Yeah I guess :P
@Asterisk_OS
9 жыл бұрын
BananaSlayer64 ... found a better comparison, The Human Girl/Dog the scientist used to make the Chimera Nina in FMA.
@JipsyJeepies
8 жыл бұрын
0:53 that loooks like old markiplier
@Milkbread-go4xf
8 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT!!
@candythecatfromfnac9387
7 жыл бұрын
Jipsy Jeepies yes!
@ComputerLearning0
9 жыл бұрын
I never believed ANY of this shit.
@LiamsGamingArcade
9 жыл бұрын
I am guessing the Marilyn Manson one about him removing a rib to self blow himself is false.
@bigshambowski
9 жыл бұрын
It is. Most surgeons will tell you that having ribs removed won't make you more flexible. It will just make your waist look slimmer.
@loganmyers8593
9 жыл бұрын
It is. That is impossible unless vertebrate are removed
@kingflynxi9420
9 жыл бұрын
Search something like Daniel browning or someone like that, he is a contortionist
@geminikid609
9 жыл бұрын
Flynn Asher i know you can im saying that it is possible
@robinnico7702
2 жыл бұрын
Marilyn Manson is just weird enough so that most people would believe that
@BakerCam
9 жыл бұрын
When you laugh at yourself, that moment respect is earned.
@ashdotjpeg
9 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie is dumb (grabs popcorn) you may begin the fighting.
@burnsyburns8311
9 жыл бұрын
*Agrees*
@salvadorsandoval415
9 жыл бұрын
You're like 8 years old m8 go play cod or something
@ashdotjpeg
9 жыл бұрын
im 11
@veedrum
9 жыл бұрын
Salvador Sandoval says the 6 year old
@azariahunter3024
9 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie should burn in hell
@LightCrib2
9 жыл бұрын
"If I died, I would tell you" -Jackie Chan
@elementgermanium
9 жыл бұрын
God Doesnt Exist Grabs popcorn
@sarahhoch8138
9 жыл бұрын
Hardcore religious Christian: YES HE DOES U MUST BELIEVE IN GOD OTHERWISE UR GOING TO HELL!!!!!1!1!! qua
@whenne8676
9 жыл бұрын
Fail
@Crazed-Productions
9 жыл бұрын
I love atheist there funny and I'm serious
@cmb9173
9 жыл бұрын
Attention: Please do not feed the Troll. Thanks.
@karlosky6235
9 жыл бұрын
+Michael Schmid ..... AGREED
@huk6249
9 жыл бұрын
🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 I like French Fries......
@FusionComet
9 жыл бұрын
fishing for likes are we
@huk6249
9 жыл бұрын
No just wanted to inform you with the French fry fetus
@ButtComet
9 жыл бұрын
Huk6 Attention hog.
@poppoku9229
9 жыл бұрын
✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊🙎🙎✊✊✊✊✊✊✊🙎🙎🙎✊✊✊✊✊✊🙅✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊👮✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊🙎🙎✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊🙎✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✋✊✊✊✊🙎✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊ I like Punching
I love the blooper at the end! I hope this doesn't sound to weird, but I could seriously listen to your voice all day! My new favorite channel.
@chuexsy672
8 жыл бұрын
Lonely girl is back!!!
@kiddo8651
8 жыл бұрын
yea!
@Spin793
7 жыл бұрын
Nope. LUL
@keponesfactory
9 жыл бұрын
#14 ahh.........South Park anyone?
@kaileighbelcamino6997
8 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah!!!!!
@hermannsamuelsen108
8 жыл бұрын
xD
@AwesomeEth9
8 жыл бұрын
lemiwinks!!!!
@jehkmeh
8 жыл бұрын
YES! Mr.Slave xD
@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
8 жыл бұрын
+Natalie De Souza A great adventure is waiting for u.
@eringrey1967
9 жыл бұрын
1:13... So that's where the hat fic was inspired from...
@dawnwilkins7161
9 жыл бұрын
You ask, "Has anyone in the whole of history ever rolled on the floor laughing?" Yes! I actually have done.
@damoharrington
9 жыл бұрын
Where's the "if I get 1,000,000,000,000,000" likes Miley Cyrus will legalise cocaine for cat owners only!!!
@entrancedsnow7076
9 жыл бұрын
Too many zeros for the human population, if you are smart and look at the number, you won't fall for it.
@EnigmacTheFirst
9 жыл бұрын
The sad part is, people still fall for it.
@jerssh
9 жыл бұрын
Like involving them space aliens don't you.
@aimeew7235
8 жыл бұрын
Any1 here from Fine Brothers 😂
@patriciatrad277
8 жыл бұрын
Omg yesss !!!!!
@sage1918
8 жыл бұрын
yep
@GhostlyTeehee
8 жыл бұрын
yeah lmao
@velvetr0s3s
8 жыл бұрын
Yah 😂😂😂
@michalifabian9646
8 жыл бұрын
yes how did you know
@MRKI715
9 жыл бұрын
KZitem sucks (grabs popcorn and juice) Let the games begin
@DukeofBlasphemy
9 жыл бұрын
MRKI715 It does with people like you commenting on it. sick burn oohhh don't get all offended now i'm only joking
@zhinana
6 жыл бұрын
It does
@thecuriousgrape7706
9 жыл бұрын
I think it's ridiculously funny at the end, 'That's it for this count down and HAVEAGOODONE' LMAO
@lexiwhitesfv
8 жыл бұрын
why is he saying kiara?? it's CIARA!!!
@darkreligio8128
8 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares.
@kaylasworld7966
8 жыл бұрын
+darkreligio I care so you can't say shit
@thisismyname2621
8 жыл бұрын
Bitch be nice
@lexiwhitesfv
8 жыл бұрын
darkreligio I obviously do u dumb as anime loving loser hahahah
@bigboom2438
8 жыл бұрын
Adriana Gutierrez Calm down adrian
@TK_GX
9 жыл бұрын
hey I'm a red haired guy! so I'm a rare spawn?
@redhoodx-x2699
9 жыл бұрын
So am i
@sckitz1117
9 жыл бұрын
Rare spawn of satan. EDIT: I am preparing myself. THIS IS A JOKE NO NEED TO TAKE IT SERISLY
@ScienceP
9 жыл бұрын
Well... You're probably about .1% of a group of people who accumulate 1% of the planet... So you are much more than one of a kind. There're probably 500 people like you in the entire universe... And over 9000 quintillion if the multiverse theory is true
@ShunShinimaru
9 жыл бұрын
Rena Ryugu Yes you are a rare spawn, because of this you get all the pre-order bonus without pre-ordering. It was a fun thing the company did, lol. You're probably like level 59 I would guess? I know redheads start out at level 30, i had to start at level 0 though. What server you play on?
@neojuice2001
9 жыл бұрын
CraftMaster B shush child yu dunt no whut yur talking abut
@mnabillah
9 жыл бұрын
Does every video from this channel start with: "Danger Dolan. From (example 1) to (example 2), we count (topic name)?
@Assault_Butter_Knife
9 жыл бұрын
You must be new
@ParanormalMango
9 жыл бұрын
I genuinely NEVER heard of the Ebola in Doritos one. That just makes me laugh xD
@koreykendal
8 жыл бұрын
Kiara it's Ciara...see-air-a
@lola-pq6ew
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah you see air a-nd then you see Ciara
@meow353
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus. I fell asleep with this on watch later. So awake now.
@MrAdryan1603
9 жыл бұрын
Ciara is pronounced "Sierra", for future reference :) Love your channel!
@TubbierWombat
9 жыл бұрын
Check the top comment.
@Mikey-cb2wx
9 жыл бұрын
Not it's not you spastic. Keera.
@MrAdryan1603
9 жыл бұрын
I just meant how the singer pronounces her name ;)
@daniella4620
8 жыл бұрын
0:51 markiplier is that future you?
@HatsODoom
9 жыл бұрын
"Those turkeys from 4chan are at it again." That made me laugh way too much.
@joeyvrinceanu7868
9 жыл бұрын
Is it me or did anyone else check their keyboards for when its said 'SCAM' on a keyboard xD
@marshmallowmountains4636
9 жыл бұрын
I did look down and "mentally" typed it out.
@joeyvrinceanu7868
9 жыл бұрын
xD
@jakob4083
9 жыл бұрын
How is redheads rare? I know about 10 redheads.
@sarahhoch8138
9 жыл бұрын
How do you know if they didn't dye their hair or not? Natural redheads are rare.
@jakob4083
9 жыл бұрын
CookieorCreme AJ Guys do not dye their hair very often really, and two of them are girls that I know haven't dyed their hair cause we've known each other since kindergarden.
@jakob4083
9 жыл бұрын
CrampIn ALamp oh ok
@ilyaslerouge1598
9 жыл бұрын
10 of 7 billion
@jakob4083
9 жыл бұрын
Sisou The Gamer holy shit you're stupid.obvious troll.
@nisot8401
8 жыл бұрын
the hat phanfiction is inspired from richard gere? wot
@brianna6880
8 жыл бұрын
*has war flashbacks*
@kaiii2836
8 жыл бұрын
kms kms kms kms kms kms *has war flash backs*
@zachmakestrash8287
9 жыл бұрын
"Grandpa What the fuck have you done?" ~ Best Grandson Ever 2015
@ThePoreproductions
9 жыл бұрын
What about the 2012 "End of the world" hoax?
@stanleypines1026
9 жыл бұрын
That wasn't a hoax. That was like "the world will end in 2000" thing that people believed. Some ancient calendar (I can't remember the name, forgive me.") ended on December 22nd 2012, so many people believed that the world was gonna end. December 22nd passed. We're all still here.
@ThePoreproductions
9 жыл бұрын
and it's now 2015.
@stanleypines1026
9 жыл бұрын
BMAN488877 Yeah that's it! Thanks!
@ashmacc7868
9 жыл бұрын
ThePoreproductions 2012 may not have happened yet. Look into the theory of Phantom Time. Seems it's got a 50/50 chance of being real since there is both legitimate evidence supporting & going against it. It's very interesting.
@robinburt5735
9 жыл бұрын
As you said, the Taylor Swift thingy was not a hoax. It was real in essence. It reminds me once that Justin Beiber did a similar thing asking fans to vote on a place to do a live show. If i remember correctly thanks also to naughty internet peeps the top 5 consisted of Afganistan, Iran, Iraq, North Korean and Congo.
@manglethefoxy4871
8 жыл бұрын
richard gear is the older version of markiplier :P
@nukez521
8 жыл бұрын
ikr
@yorickaname9475
8 жыл бұрын
"...I mean, has anyone in the entire whole of history ever rolled on the floor laughing?" Yes, I have. I have literally fallen out of my chair--and I have laughed so hard that I passed out for at least an hour--and one of these days I may actually die of laughing...not that I want to, but I have passed out or come close to it a few times. The first time I passed out laughing, I have no idea how long it had been, but when I came too; my first thought was that I had suffered a stroke...turns out it is just lack of oxygen to the brain which causes me to pass out....
@k.boi.d
9 жыл бұрын
Gerbling? What about hamstering O_O *shudders*
@burnsyburns8311
9 жыл бұрын
and every year we buy a new hamster
@k.boi.d
9 жыл бұрын
It's every month and luckily I didn't read that fic
@LikeASkyScraper1313
9 жыл бұрын
Get out.
@k.boi.d
9 жыл бұрын
Logan Williams MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@kloe.r
9 жыл бұрын
+Kitty Neko IM DONE
@1andonlyzara
9 жыл бұрын
Ciara's name is pronounced "Sierra" not "Kiara". And you mentioned the KFC coupon hoax, but not the rumors that she was a hermaphrodite?
@spacemonkeystudios4449
8 жыл бұрын
Seriously, how did anyone ever fall for those false advertisements on the internet? Sometimes i click them on purpose and when they ask for my Email i give them my mate's one. Eventually my friends just sent them to me.
@Chris349
9 жыл бұрын
I love your unique ending. Some videos you change it up and say "have a good one" slowly. I am always waiting to see which one it is.
@theenderchest1
8 жыл бұрын
i once got that one millionth user on youtube :/ seems legit
@trippyboi91
8 жыл бұрын
Ciara = See-air-rah; it's a black thing 😂
@elijah6442
8 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo right
@HeyHannah
9 жыл бұрын
Ciara is pronounced the same as Sierra..
@JesusanaWare
9 жыл бұрын
Hey Hannah Not all the time.
@HeyHannah
9 жыл бұрын
Jesusana Ware yeah but for that ciara its pronounced like that
@roselily9036
9 жыл бұрын
Hey Hannah its usually pronounced as Kiara , but who gives a fuck
@Desert_Rose_
9 жыл бұрын
It isn't, it pronounced Kee-ah-rah. It's an Irish name, and is pronounced similar to Ciarán. Cíara is actually the feminine version if Ciarán.
@somzer
9 жыл бұрын
It happened to me not once, rolling on the floor laughing. Well, more like gasping for air on the floor unable to stop the hysterical laughter for minutes, but close enough.
@massiveconehead
8 жыл бұрын
Drop bear.
@Oncekaterina
9 жыл бұрын
14. Hat fic.
@eiravalentina5973
9 жыл бұрын
wHY
@JoseDelgado-zi3cc
8 жыл бұрын
yep
@nmc987
8 жыл бұрын
omg
@Oncekaterina
8 жыл бұрын
sorry
@sakuramikuoshi
8 жыл бұрын
traumatizing
@huggable2
8 жыл бұрын
I don't think I ever fell for these but when I was a kid and just discovering the internet I saw that 100, 000th visitor ad and was like wow I won? But was too skeptical to click it... then I was the 100,000th visitor like 3 more times and was no longer the least bit convinced.
@dansager8198
8 жыл бұрын
its ok I fell for them too
@huggable2
8 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad I didn't click it XD
@BorksmithandTheBeef
8 жыл бұрын
My dad worked with computers, and I'm a staunch believer in if it's too good to be true...it is.
@LaylaTheLoofa
8 жыл бұрын
when he said "mythbuster." me: MYTHBUSTERS!
@LaughingawaySquid
9 жыл бұрын
'Has anyone in the whole of history ever rolled on the floor laughing' i have many times...
@aquawaveseafaring
9 жыл бұрын
*Sees Wayne Knight.* Oh, hey, it's Don from 3rd Rock from the Sun! Dolan: ...Like Wayne Knight from Seinfield... *NO! THAT IS NOT HOW WE REMEMBER HIM!*
@PhourQ
9 жыл бұрын
I have actually rolled on the floor laughing.
@MthokozisiKhanyile
9 жыл бұрын
I in fact have rolled on the floor laughing
@MrKhorn
8 жыл бұрын
Not to be a party pooper... but I actually rolled on the floor laughing more than once :\ (I also nearly passed out becuase I wasn't able to breath XD)
@allthenamesimthinkingofare9396
7 жыл бұрын
MrKhorn I've done it at least twice.
@IhuntIseekIkill
8 жыл бұрын
I do remember people saying better not go to New Orleans they'll steal your kidney lmfao
@anethkiray
9 жыл бұрын
Gods, dude. I hope you know your videos are very terrifying. xDD -Which is why I subscribed.-
@MegaOmega001
9 жыл бұрын
I could imagine someone make a movie where redheads do die out and then a blonde and brunette have a redheaded kid and they are prophesied as some child of destiny to bring back the redheaded gene or something. And with Hollywood, take it way out of proportion and say they are aliens, probably insulting a ton of redheads.
@JesusanaWare
9 жыл бұрын
MegaOmega001 Damn. That's sounds like a good movie.
@nothat0therguy992
6 жыл бұрын
Lol, When number 10 showed up i was eating Doritos
@oliviaplayer8039
9 жыл бұрын
It makes me surprisingly happy that redheads are not really dying out.
@rengieuer
9 жыл бұрын
" Kidney Stealers " at that point, creepy pasta fangirls exploded.
@Pining_for_the_fjords
8 жыл бұрын
What about these stupid things people put on facebook? "Name a movie that doesn't contain the letter A. 99% fail!"
@hephaestus_workshop
9 жыл бұрын
I honestly roll on the floor laughing all the time, so think about that.
@zipperozicvideodump
9 жыл бұрын
YES! I am very happy you used an Asuka Langley Soryu image! ENG is my favorite anime and manga by far.
"Put your iPhone in your microwave and it will wirelessly charge!" Are you fucking kidding me?
@weirdperson8569
8 жыл бұрын
Me * drops bag of doritos and writes a suicide note
@d3monsp4wn
8 жыл бұрын
the thing about mars happened on the day I turned 1! Happy birthday, you get hoaxes
@autobotrock4789
7 жыл бұрын
I put the bread in my disc drive this morning and quit my job. When am I going to get the check?
@anti-theistaiden8911
8 жыл бұрын
One of the best examples that I know of with the whole "Dead Celebrity" hoax. I remember when Russell Brand was claimed to have died in a snowboarding accident. He even included it as a joke in his comedy special about instantly thinking "Well... The afterlife's not all it's cracked up to be. Just the same shit I usually do. Googling my own name, and watching porn." Lol!
@kestonsmith1354
8 жыл бұрын
The charging iphone using an onion was LOLOLOLOLOLOL
@тняѕттєѕту
9 жыл бұрын
3:55 Let's go to Candy Mountain, Charlie!
@creepypastachick1060
8 жыл бұрын
kidneys, eh? sounds like eyeless jack has some minions
@scarlettawesomeness
8 жыл бұрын
I thought about Jack too!
@MasterOfViewership
3 жыл бұрын
15. Never heard about that; 14. heard of it, but didn't believe it; 13. heard about it, but didn't believe it; 12. Experienced, but not believed; 11. Only believed the one about Meryl Streep; 10. Never heard about that; 9. never heard about that; 8. didn't hear about that; 7. didn't hear about that; 6. never heard about that; 5. never heard about that; 4. never heard about that; 3. never heard about that; 2. never heard about that; 1. never heard about that
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