The GameAddict am I the only one who thought that mission was easy as hell?
@jetsetpanda3525
9 жыл бұрын
OMG its Ruthless Possibly...
@quaddy_goon
9 жыл бұрын
I got stuck on that mission for so fucking long when I was a kid, then when I played it, like 7 years later, when I was 11, I aced it on my PC. #MasterRace nah im just not gonna be that guy im kidding
@jetsetpanda3525
9 жыл бұрын
Link Shotfirst That mission was VERY annoying. I eventually passed it though and beat the entire game! But I still cannot complete Vice City ._.
@iheartjackieyes
9 жыл бұрын
15 Worst Video Game Escort Missions? That must have been a tough list to work out since EVERY ESCORT MISSION IS THE WORST.
@AsgardianQueen
3 жыл бұрын
Escort Missions are just awful in videogames.
@mjshorty101
9 жыл бұрын
World of Warcraft: Remember how you had to escort a tree through the entire zone of fellwood? Made much worse if you were on a PvP zone
@CryOverdage
9 жыл бұрын
what, in vanilla ? which quest? pls link :D
@WakoDoodle
9 жыл бұрын
So that explains the running tree towards me. Was a bit strange that it came from far away from the base during vanilla
@CryOverdage
9 жыл бұрын
Ancient Spirits is the quest name and the tree's name is Arei :D gonna help searching for evidence to report it on a vanilla private serveer r:D
@Timmah200
9 жыл бұрын
There was one in Tanaris too..."Rescue OOX-17/TN!". Took me hours to complete due to gankers. Fun times...
@wretched17
9 жыл бұрын
Dreadnought D nah man the Tortuga quest in tanaris. Pain. In. The. DICK
@zerg6205
9 жыл бұрын
Listening to Baby Mario for hours is still more tolerable and pleasant than listening to an actual baby for 30 mins. Baby crying is the worst sound in the universe.
@nicklemay8056
9 жыл бұрын
Nah nah nah you missed some others 3. Resident Evil 4 and trying to deal with the president's daughter. That was bullshit. 2. Dead Island and the old man escort. Alright so I don't know when this mission takes place but I know it's in the jungle area. There's this old guy you have to take to a village that was basically across the map, but there were 3 problems with it. First off, he wouldn't get in vehicles, you literally had to wait for him to walk there. Second, he goes SO FUCKING SLOOOOWWWW. Seriously! He goes like 2mph tops. Finally, you couldn't just wait back at the village until he walked there. No, you had to slowly walk next to him until he fucking finally reaches the village. 1. BORDERLANDS 2 AND TINY TINA'S FUCKING PUPPY MISSION. Although it's not a story related mission, it's still considered the worst one in the series. In the DLC The Badass Crater of Badassitude, there's a side mission given to you by Tiny Tina. You have to walk her dog to her favorite pee spots, then bring it back to her pen. Simple enough. Except for the following reasons: -The dog attacks you randomly -The dog wanders off all the time and you have to knife it to get its attention -If you're too high a level and the knife kills the dog, then you have to go all the way back to the pen and restart -Dog has a worse AI than if a fucking cat walked across a programmer's keyboard, then took a shit right in the middle of it, and managed to accidentally code the dog -Enemies infinitely spawn -Enemies are so over-leveled (compared to the dog) and kill the dog in one hit -There's like 3 different pee spots and they're super far apart from each other -THE REWARD IS THE SHITTIEST WEAPON IN THE GAME, NOT ONLY DOES IT DO GARBAGE DAMAGE, BUT IT ALSO HAD THE POTENTIAL TO KILL YOU WHEN USING IT
@hailedchip8349
9 жыл бұрын
Fuck Tiny Tinas dog, I hate that asshole so much
@dominiquerichard1342
9 жыл бұрын
Nick LeMay kidding me? Resident Evil 4 was AI done right as far as escort. She'd always stand behind you when youre aiming, there were containers you could tell her to hide in half the time and the only part it was really a problem was when you boost her on a ledge to get some switches and you have to make sure she doesnt get carried away which wasnt that hard. Probably one of the best escort games
@liampendergast8670
9 жыл бұрын
At least in RE 4 you could hide her in a dumpster while you sort out the grown up stuff. And she was kidnapped for more then half the game so at least it did not over stay it's welcome.
@bLargYtIBlaRGblArg
9 жыл бұрын
You had a bitch button for Ashley though
@Retrah22
9 жыл бұрын
Don't mention that dog. Ever.
@autisticmemelord4309
9 жыл бұрын
I love how everybody hates Sheva from Resident Evil 5, but yet no one complains about how Chris's A.I, which is 100xs worse, like it has gotten to the point of people hating on her just for hating and nothing else. Play as Sheva and you'll find out how bad Chris really is.
@The_GameAddict
9 жыл бұрын
Ikr he should have said the partner in RE five because they both suck balls.
@autisticmemelord4309
9 жыл бұрын
Well tbh chris makes sheva look like the best A.I ever, but I do agree to some extent, they are both pretty bad hehehe.
@autisticmemelord4309
9 жыл бұрын
Did you just copy and paste my last comment?
@The_GameAddict
9 жыл бұрын
What?
@autisticmemelord4309
9 жыл бұрын
No, I got a notification on Google plus that someone left a comment, my name didn't pop up, so I thought it was someone else hahaha.
@Ghost_Of_SAS
9 жыл бұрын
The way I did that Witcher quest was going to the Royal Huntsman's camp with the woman and meditated until dawn, when the dogs don't spawn, then you just walk undisturbed to her house. Which is still a pain in the ass, as she runs slower than you fucking walk, and she panics and stops if you go too far ahead, forcing you to go back and find her. Such a well designed game.
@CameronVanZyl1998
9 жыл бұрын
Can't help but notice that the spyro 2 alchemist mission is not here.
@wii1245
9 жыл бұрын
Oh, I hate that damn escort mission! You have to headbutt any monsters that attacks the guy. If you're slow, they hit them with their pickax and you're forced to start over,
@candlewax122
9 жыл бұрын
+wii1245 The worst part of that mission is that it wouldn't exist if he would just TURN FUCKING LEFT. It's seriously a strait shot to the end with no danger whatsoever...
@chatou6422
8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god so fucking True! There are so many things in spyro that I'm missing a bit on any of dolans Lists, but that Mission is really something that HAD to be on this one xD
@bennu547
3 жыл бұрын
That one is infuriating. Not only does the Alchemist purposely get close to the Earth Shapers but he could literally just gone left and there’s Hunter. He picks the most convoluted way to get from point A to point B which is more frustrating then being an escort mission. On top of that if you don’t know Headbash, you have to do it AGAIN because you can’t complete Hunter’s quest until he’s free
@Thecreater2
9 жыл бұрын
So no one thought that the STORY escort mission in Dead Island where you have to safely get a village chief up a mountain, whilst you had to protect him from Zombies, runners and Thugs, when the chief dies in 3 hits, has a shitty weapon and can get one hot by the thugs? Not to mention, you're talking about a zombie game with durability on melee weapons but on this mission, THERE ARE NO REPAIR TABLES. Also if you died at any point of the game, you didn't get your durability back, health packs or bullets. Even the guns are pretty shit in the game and there's no such thing as a head shot on a zombie, as opposed to head shotting human enemies in the game.
@116Thommo
9 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do all the dead island NPC's walk like they got shit in their pants?
@davidroberts3209
9 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone else who sees how much bullshit that mission is. It glitched for me and took a long time eventually protect his dumb ass.
@Mr.Kachoochoo
9 жыл бұрын
For people who save little sisters in bioshock ( I did the first time i played the game) just harvest them, you get almost 200 eve and it's just a game! It makes it so you don't have to annoying as hell escort missions and you can get tons of plasmids and upgrades
@gusbus1040
9 жыл бұрын
A WHOLE escort mission just to see the total ASS you protected get shot. Great.
@brendenrichardson2127
9 жыл бұрын
I found that mission fairly easy actually.
@MrSaucyBeans
9 жыл бұрын
You neglected to mention the powerstones. Eggs, but they damage you overtime at a very fast rate, and explode when dropped! Even worse!!!
@SealedGamer
9 жыл бұрын
MrSaucyBeans tried the powderstone quest in MH4U...found out the pain of carrying one while ioprey attempt to cough giant toxic lugeys all over you....was like "fuck this" and did the quest you can do in place of it...though to be honest fighting a black gravios was only JUST better (either way i prefer a fiery beam of death over toxic lugeys)
@SinfulKarma
9 жыл бұрын
SealedGamer Back in my day, Egg quests were mandatory.
@SealedGamer
9 жыл бұрын
SinfulKarma i remember those days...ohhh nostalgia
@NallCalmer
9 жыл бұрын
SinfulKarma omg... I don't wanna go back to that ever again.
@BuringRage1
9 жыл бұрын
Don't forget your good friend Devil Jho saying his hellos
@MIC2077
9 жыл бұрын
fallout 3: little lamplight, nuff said
@CyRaptor1
9 жыл бұрын
The annoying shit, telling you annoying jokes and won't stop talking his head off.
@MIC2077
9 жыл бұрын
ZalgoRaptor1.0 thank god i found a glitch where i can use the fast travel
@newance8260
9 жыл бұрын
MIC2077 Thank God I had the black widow perk.
@turtlebornben118
9 жыл бұрын
ZalgoRaptor1.0 ... I thought some of them were kinda funny...
@Kalgert
9 жыл бұрын
I don't think he is that bad. Think of him as The Adoring Fan from Elder Scrolls Oblivion, where he is there just to be like... A decoration of sorts. Just crappy thing is that he was a pitiful combat companion... Shyesh...
@johnhoftb
9 жыл бұрын
Hilariously enough, Khadgar's Servant does this again in WoD, not to you, but to some of your Garrison NPCs when he comes by to give you a quest from Khadgar.
@aceacer2231
9 жыл бұрын
What the heck? No Ashley from Resident Evil 4? I still have my ears hurt just remembering her painful voice when she put herself in danger and isn't bright enough TO GET OUT OF TROUBLES like any other girls equip with a brain would do. Who can forget her yelling "Leon, help me Leon" every single time she gets in troubles. Of course she wasn't bright enough to get out of my line of fire and her only defensive move is to make herself small while hoping not to get kidnapped or get hurt while we clean up the area and sometimes it can lead to unfortunate friendly fire and some premature "Game Over" :P For me she is the most annoying escort mission i even had to do and the worst part is even with all the efforts the player put in order to protect her she managed to get herself kidnapped again and guess who had to save her and save the day at the same time? Yep our very tolerant, very patient and very intelligent Leon S. Kennedy :P Why is he intelligent? Simply because at the end of the game when Ashley asked him for some "over time" he said no. What kind of men would want her for "over time" work after all she put us through lol
@Kalgert
9 жыл бұрын
You could've always stuffed her inside a dumpster, clear out everything in the vicinity and then drag her to the next dumpster
@aceacer2231
9 жыл бұрын
Yep that's the classic way to deal with enemies when she is around but the problem is there is no dumpster in the castle and that's where she is the most annoying and even after rescuing her she still manages to get kidnapped again and after Leon rescued her (again) on the island she gets recaptured at the end lol Lets just say without having to rescue Ashley all the time Leon's mission would have been an easy assignment but with her around it's no easy task lol
@Kalgert
9 жыл бұрын
Ace Acer Then put a cap in her ass! :D
@aceacer2231
9 жыл бұрын
Well at least on PC there is some mods that transform her into a SILENT drone lol
@joeyclemenza7339
9 жыл бұрын
Ace Acer that was surprising, seeing as ashley was the character who clearly defined everything we've come to hate about escort missions.
@Avriel_Mimiga
8 жыл бұрын
... something about werewolf wedgies
@yosomith
9 жыл бұрын
not going to lie, I killed Natalya a few times quite deliberately on that level. That mission is so annoying. I fully agree with the RE5 one as well, worst decision made in the RE franchise was to include a partner.
@ratatatcat8623
9 жыл бұрын
How about ever escort mission client in all PKMN Mystery Dungeon games?
@runawaysparklers622
9 жыл бұрын
Those sucked so bad... But at least they (usually) weren't mandatory, and the game itself was pretty good.
@thesupermonkey1051
8 жыл бұрын
+Kyia Chamberlin if you escort SLAKING he will sleep every 2 seconds!
Oh my gosh yes. Especially if their ability is Run Away. They try to go fight the other Pokémon that’s too overwhelming for them. That’s why they hired you but ok😒 Then they get weak, they run off in a tizzy and you look around and wonder where the hell they went. Then your map tells you they’re on the opposite end of the floor getting beat up
@karmascamera5275
9 жыл бұрын
#1 is more of a fetch quest than an escort mission But still, fuck MH4's egg missions
@stephendelarosa584
9 жыл бұрын
GET SUPERCAT BUFF IN MH4U Makes every egg quest super easy
Danger Dolan! I challenge you to make a list of the top 5 best escort missions in a game! The best way to combat a bad practice is by showing what a good practice is!
@Lukaz2009
9 жыл бұрын
Those blasted egg delivery quests are the bane of any MH players existence. They're boring, tedious, and if you're really unlucky, will take you almost the entire 50 minute time limit. The worst one in MH4U has to be "Eggtraction: Final Mission" because not only is there a frenzied Rathalos, but there is also a frenzied Rathian! And that is just the tip of the pile of fossilized wyvern dung when compared to the convoluted route you're forced to take when you're transporting the last egg, which is filled to the brim with the games most annoying small monsters just to force you to drop the egg several times. I had 6 minutes left on the clock when I finally got the last egg delivered.
@Tshefeua
9 жыл бұрын
I hate the escort mission from LoZ: Twilight Princess. Because the damned horse gets scared by EVERY bomb and literally goes in circles and the monsters respawn no matter how much you kill them. And then your health gets drained to hell trying to fight off the monsters and keep the cart from going up in flames at the same time. And then Epona likes to freak sometimes and stop running. And I was so frustrated, I saved game and turned off the wii. I was so done, I still haven't beaten the mission.
@Donutloverguy
9 жыл бұрын
+Tshefeua OMG yes, that mission legitimately took me 4 hours to complete! That damn horse was so annoying and got scared by EVERY SINGLE ATTACK! That mission made me so mad that after the 2 hour mark a printed a picture of that horse and stabbed it with a knife 8 trillion times! I actually did that! I went back and felt better, for like 3 seconds.... screw that fuffing horse.
@wii1245
9 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, that part where you have to protect the wagon that carries the injured Zora prince. Yep, every time those birds drop the bomb, the horses get spooked and run in circles and at the same time is on fire!
@jaredirvine8328
9 жыл бұрын
I'm at the same place
@FakerealWeirdfatkid
6 жыл бұрын
Tshefeua no kidding I love loz games but that..yeah
@MysteriumArcanum
9 жыл бұрын
My #1 most hated escort mission is Little Ollie from Psychonauts; Little Ollie is the kid version of one of the game's antagonists and what you have to do in the first stage of the last level is escort this sniveling little shit around to rescue his pet rabbit. Now this wouldn't be too bad if not for the fact that the brat is constantly being attacked by these mutilated rabbit monsters and whenever he catches his pet rabbit he flies off to another part of the area that requires an insane amount of accuracy to get to not to mention split second timing in jumps and levitation. The boss fight(s) afterwards are pretty fun though provided you haven't already smashed your controller and/or copy of Psychonauts after the insanity inducing escort mission or the nigh impossible rail grinding section after that.
@MysteriumArcanum
9 жыл бұрын
Don't let this put you off the game however, the rest of it is imaginative and downright hilarious at times.
@JustAGiraffe
9 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over KZitem's Drunk Mode How to enable Drunk Mode: (PC only) Settings -> Speed -> 0.5
@sammylane21
9 жыл бұрын
Gadzooks man!!All those "W's" at 2:52 !!Lol!!Hahahaha!!!
@noisyboy900
9 жыл бұрын
The worst part about MH egg steals is when all of the easy and safe routes are blocked off. I can't help but worry that a wyvern will be waiting for me right after I spawn.
@NataliaQuesada
8 жыл бұрын
+NoisyBoyGaming OMG I HATE those missions!! It hurts my soul every time some idiot ask for a FREAKING egg or piece of rock/meteorite/bullshit material...
@TheRealRobWicked
8 жыл бұрын
It's so annoying. "Need to transport another egg?" BOOM. Previous path blocked off.
@legendoflink5882
8 жыл бұрын
Plus usually that Awesome legendary monster you try to hunt earlier but didn't show up? Here it comes but you're busy carrying that egg....Good luck! RIP!
@Xweiyiq
9 жыл бұрын
one you might not know about is Walking the Dog from borderlands 2 Torgue Campaign DLC is HARD AS HELL the "dog" can get distracted my endless spawning burner bikers, you can kill it, and you need to do this while Tiny Tina is saying the same 5 lines over and over and over.
@TacticalUniverse
9 жыл бұрын
Dat tongue twister though.
@zedshrooms3582
9 жыл бұрын
I HATE escort missions, Aswell as missions where you have to protect your ally, mainly because of shitty AI. The most recent example of this for me is AC4, characters will run out and right, upon which they will die, or a ship will sail around aimlessly and I'll loose because it either Rams the enemies and dies, Rams me and we both die or it will sail away from me while I'm in the middle of boarding someone...
@rrcczz
9 жыл бұрын
No fable 2 the swamp, where you needed to guide a whole group through a zombie swamp
@rhys_x756
9 жыл бұрын
What?
@The_GameAddict
9 жыл бұрын
I know what he's talking about. In Fable 2 to open one of the demon doors you had to escort a group of about ten people through a small portion of wraith marsh. If you're quick enough it's not a problem but I still recommend having the two best weapons (the Daichi and the Enforcer) before attempting it especially on first playthroughs.
@EeveeDemo
9 жыл бұрын
What are you doing in my swamp?!
@RudeDudeVooDoo
9 жыл бұрын
wowcat Build up your rifle firing speed. You can just stand still and auto lock onto enemies fast enough so your bullet do not kill instantly, but they will knock down enemies. Remember the balverine escort mission in fable 2. Where at the end the girl turns out to be the balverine. Well I just turn off friendly fire and lock on to her and beat the piss out of her at the beginning of the level. Much easier.
@rhys_x756
9 жыл бұрын
If any of you guys want hero dolls (I have multiple copies of each one), message me on xbox live. Gt: aussie as bro
@Killgore114
9 жыл бұрын
I'm happy that they changed the escort with Little Sisters in BioShock 2. You put them on your back and that way, they aren't as much of an annoyance and they give a better reason to actually do the mission.
@whitedragon1204
9 жыл бұрын
What about Dead island?
@allbottledup9513
9 жыл бұрын
Every god damn time: Me: Stop sprinting straight into rams and thugs! NPC: *Furiously sprints* *Nocked on ass or punch in the face* Dead
@FluffyDragonKitten
9 жыл бұрын
Simply Overdose I got a good laugh here :D
@Botttlerocket
9 жыл бұрын
Not to mention their is an entire mission where you escort a NPC that has no weapons, possibly the most broken Ai ever, and a low health bar across the entire map. only for him to be killed in a cut scene afterward
@sipinosapa
9 жыл бұрын
Whitedragonking Ocola Yeah but the NPC dont die by anything so... its kinda not so annoying
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
9 жыл бұрын
I hated the Burning Crusade escort missions too. Like when you escort the broken dude under bone wastes and after you're done fighting, they walk ALL the way back to where they were before the fight broke out. -.- Or like that Night Elf lady you had to escort out of Firewing Point. Ugh, drives me up the wall. I only do it, because extra experience points, a bit of in-game money and even better if my characters wear looms. XD But, they need to do something about the escort missions. They're just painful, in every way.
@PkmnTrainerMario619
9 жыл бұрын
What about escorting Katherine in the last level of "Catherine"?
@cheddar07
9 жыл бұрын
Haven't played that game, but I heard it is total BS.
@TheOtherCreeper
9 жыл бұрын
cheddar07 oh it is... oh god damn is it bullshit... *has nightmares of level*
@user-we9pt4xg4j
9 жыл бұрын
cheddar07 The story is great but the game is bad.Not into puzzle games like that.
@Ozokami698
9 жыл бұрын
cheddar07 The game is good for the story, but the puzzles can be satanic on how to solve, and you don't know which ending you get until the very end of the game:/ I personally like the game, because of the multiple endings are amusing to watch. Especially the Good Catherine ending:} Though Katherine isn't too bad to escort, a bit of a bitch, but she's better then a few other escort bullshit I've done.
@angeldark5914
9 жыл бұрын
Ozokami698 Am I one of 5 people who actually found the puzzles pretty easy? Even in hard. You must have had a reasonably good experience with her then. The Katherine escort is one of the WORST in my opinion. She was so brain dead in my playthroughs....
@stevensperanza109
9 жыл бұрын
You are totally right about the Tauren totem poles not being able to be equipped.
@captainforrix956
9 жыл бұрын
You forgot Brink, where you escort an entire team
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
8 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention: The Flickes- Sonic 3D Blast for the SEGA Gensis (Megadrive) and Saturn The entire purpose of the Flickies is to act as a sort of key to get you out of zones as unlike previous Sonic games, there was no real start/end to a level. You could repeat the entire ACT (yes, ACT) for an endless amount of time if you did not get all the Flickies through the giant ring at the end. The problem is that there were four different colored Flickies and all of them had different AI paths. Red- bounced all over the place and were hardest to catch Purple- were fast but easier to catch than red Blue- were the ones who always went to you upon release Green- DID follow you and were the slowest but they were so stupid they wouldn't take the effort to fly up short stairs and would instead jam themselves into walls until you came to get them What makes this worse is that Flickies could get separated from Sonic if HE were hit or if THEY were hit. Even if you managed to evade an attack from an enemy, if any formation of your Flicky line got hit, they would spread all over the place. Sometimes if you were lucky only a few of the Flickies would get cut but if you were on the bad side of luck ALL of your Flickies would get cut from your line which meant you had to spend all that time collecting them again, more shits to you if you got a collection of nothing but Red and Green Flickies.
@pikagirl1870
8 жыл бұрын
This is why I get a flickie and then bring it over to the ring. One at a time, bro. It makes it SO much easier!
@richarde98
9 жыл бұрын
Where's the excort mission from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Team Red/Blue and Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky?
@kingofthegrill
9 жыл бұрын
So many memories of my Geodude leading pidgeys through the hardest dungeons in the game. and correct me if I'm wrong but they would use your Revival seeds too.
@richarde98
9 жыл бұрын
Chris Leonard It was terrible xD
@Taco117.
9 жыл бұрын
I love the baby Mario crying sound you made so much
@Icemaskgang
8 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Obama when talking about our threats
@MrCoolios12
9 жыл бұрын
WTF your impression of baby mario crying was spot on! How did you do that?
@TheDDGuides
9 жыл бұрын
Click here for the written version of this video: www.dangerdolan.tv/15-worst-escort-missions/
@WakoDoodle
9 жыл бұрын
***** well with that it's only 1/2 way through the selected of 3, map. And with flying mounts and lvl 100's now, its pretty easy to do. The Servant one you were running around the city, up and down and it was needed to progress. That at the beacons are pretty fast :D
@Lincy7734
9 жыл бұрын
I agree with the first one
@robing9967
9 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has played the monster hunter series will understand the pain of those damn eggs. really miss playing that game
@noahco5632
9 жыл бұрын
1:08 is what I said basically through the whole frickin game
@zackugan
9 жыл бұрын
You should do a worst15 fetch quests
@sydneygray986
9 жыл бұрын
Follow me stranger this won't take long. "Yeah. Bullshit" laughed so hard
@weavileforce3654
9 жыл бұрын
*Sigh*. Sheva. If you let her carry ammo, she will use it up carelessly, and then beg for your ammo. If you don't let her carry ammo, then she will try to slash enemies with her knife, often resulting in her getting hit or grabbed. She also tries using her knife on the chainsaw zombie. -_-
@noaokami
8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I feel the Monster Hunter egg quests in my *soul.* those are the WORST! I don't know if I've ever been so on edge wobbling away from a Jaggi or Felyne before. I would say the powderstone quests are just as awful, but at least in those you aren't being chased by an angry momma Rathian.
@saffutusfhenbry2876
8 жыл бұрын
Yes, but you also usually have to carry it farther, and it explodes when you drop it.
@noaokami
8 жыл бұрын
Alias McFalsename I remember raging so hard on those. Like I'd drop it and scream at my DS lol
@legendoflink5882
8 жыл бұрын
I really hate those cats on Monster Hunter 3 on the 3ds. When I try to carry a egg, those pesky cats and their sticks always chase me around :(
@roflharris6835
9 жыл бұрын
It probably isnt the worst one, but in WoW the escort pre cata that shows you around the caverns of time. Fuck. That. Shit.
@Kullen64
9 жыл бұрын
The Emma escort mission was excellent. And easily one of the greatest moments in MGS history. Getting to know her and grow attached only to have her killed was heart wrenching and well done. You can call it hard, but not one of the worst.
@zimmygirl777
6 жыл бұрын
"This won't take long." My butt.
@chrisjackson6149
8 жыл бұрын
Resonance of Fate's mission where you had to escort Leanne's statue across the Forest of Idols' studio. Gosh that thing was so stressful, specially because the statue's stamina carried across every screen, meaning that if it got hit a lot of times before you reached the boss battle against Caligula's Revenge, you were essentially screwed and had to do the whole thing again.
@alexrulztotally
9 жыл бұрын
I FREAKING THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING A FABLE GAME. I LOVE YOU DOLAN. FABLE IS AMAZING
@azzarox6661
8 жыл бұрын
The president in Perfect Dark. As soon as I saw that come up I was just like "Fuck you, Mr President" And again for Natalya
@Tootis21
9 жыл бұрын
My list of worst escort mission. 1. EVERY ESCORT MISSION EVER!
@AnthroKnowledgey
9 жыл бұрын
"50 tonnes of gameplay mechanics weighing it down" That's why I love Dolan. Clever.
@yoursunshine3950
9 жыл бұрын
I remember that Sheva died once - killed by a chainsaw-dude (Game over, man! Game over!). But all the time she was great. I was surprised that she could pass the laser corridor later in the game by herself (because I ran away too far:)
@Sunarcyon
9 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised, but thrilled to know that you actually play Monster Hunter. You just became even more awesome to me.
@1391Ghost
9 жыл бұрын
any of the spyro the dragon's first 3 games escort missions gets me in my angry place
@beaudeimos
9 жыл бұрын
My personal one for the list: Katie- Animal Crossing In the older animal crossing games if you connected with a friend to play wireless Katie could appear in your town and would ask you to take you to her mother, who was in the town of your friend. She moves at a snails pace being slower than your standard walk. If you went too far ahead she'd start to cry. The slow speed and that you needed to reconnect with the friend wouldn't be as bad IF she didn't count as a visiting NPC she won't leave the town for a full week till you help her
@Shogunelite
9 жыл бұрын
Danger Dolan's never seen or experienced the infuriating monotony of going through a hellish landscape of destruction that is Metro City in Final Fight Streetwise. You're tasked with escorting your girlfriend who has little to no combat experience and midway through your buddy comes in, who has pistols. You think this would make it easier but here's the kicker: THEY BOTH SHARE ONE LIFE BAR! And when one dies, they both die, and you, have to start back from the checkpoint where he comes in.
@xiiiultima
9 жыл бұрын
City of Light + Laggrath + Dialup modem. everyone's most tedious escort was also my hardest, never finished that quest untill months after i started it
@pouncingmoggy
7 жыл бұрын
Those Demolition Troopers from Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. Not in standard gameplay, but when you're trying to get the credit for not letting a single one die.
@ikebirchum6591
9 жыл бұрын
The cart level from twilight princess was a pain for me as i originally didn't know that I could L-target with the bow. Also every escort mission in Pokémon mystery dungeon, with horrendously under leveled npcs that you can't give items, you can't control their moves, and you can't change their ai tactics, meaning they will go after every enemy, get killed, and waste all of your reviver seeds.
@zacharyouten4525
8 жыл бұрын
There was this level in gravity rush where a man had fell down into the gravity storm. you had to carry him back up using you limited gravity powers. no checkpoints whatsoever, you drop him and you have to restart. And, the icing on the cake was all the enemies. that level made me wanna tear my hair out
@bearcataquatic
8 жыл бұрын
The meat circus in psychonauts is one of the most frustrating escort missions I've ever played. As if the part where you chase that kid isn't annoying enough on its own you have to hear him constantly screaming for "mr buuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny"!!!
@Sentinalh
9 жыл бұрын
I'll always remember escorting Dr. Mobius in Command and Conquer Renegade. That guy ran so fast right into enemy fire. For the most intelligent researcher in the world he was dumb as a brick.
@mrquackadoodlemoo
9 жыл бұрын
Every mission involving CL4P-TP - Borderlands 2. Charlie delivering the core - Resistance 3. Tiger escort missions - Saints Row the 3rd.
@Horzuhammer
9 жыл бұрын
Everyone always says that the crying baby Mario is the MOST annoying thing in the world. I think it's very tolerable compared to the beeping in Zelda when you're low on health.
@1Onsokumaru1
9 жыл бұрын
That earthworm Jim one brought back so many memories, jesus christ. Hated that mission.
@Tigerman4545
9 жыл бұрын
EVERY SINGLE ESCORT MISSION IN JAK 2! The sewer with Krew's men, the puppy and the kid, ALL OF THEM!
@sjadarkest
8 жыл бұрын
You wanna see an escort mission done well, go to BioShock Infinite. The escortee, Elizabeth, has reality shifting powers, routinely tosses you health and ammo when you run low and has the common sense to hide out of sight during battle. Some of my gamer friends have even put forward the theory that the main character, Booker, is actually the one being escorted and the entire middle third of the game is actually Elizabeth's frustrating escort mission as she constantly has to keep Booker supplied with ammo and resurrect him mid battle when he dies.
@Dremos77
9 жыл бұрын
In Guildwars 2 there is an event to escort a Quaggan NPC in the Snowden drifts zone, he sometimes bugs out by getting too close to a giant rock and it's not possible to move him out which can be annoying when it's the Snowden drifts event daily. Another one is Farkas in Skyrim, he's really annoying when I want to play sneaky.
@sofoofoo01
9 жыл бұрын
Your sarcasm makes me happy.
@precisiongamingpg1491
9 жыл бұрын
You should of done that escort mission in fallout 3 to where you escort an "adult" from little lamp light all the way to big town
@bennyg9911
9 жыл бұрын
Dolan, You are officially Awesome. Monster Hunter Rules. Cool video man. Tigrex!!!!!!
@JanderStrahd
9 жыл бұрын
Nah, brah. Egg delivery quests get easier with every generation. Slap some Transporter Jewels on, grab a Hunting Horn with Negate Stamina Use, double buff, and sprint, sprint, sprint your way home. You're basically failproof. Felyne Lander lets you drop down from the moon like good ol' Zinogre and not drop it, too.
@webbc99
9 жыл бұрын
And yet they are still ridiculous. Thankfully I somehow managed to weave between a Tigrex and a Brute Tigrex in the same area during one of those missions. Normally I kill them first. It's just tedious.
@GodGuy0001
9 жыл бұрын
the words MH4U and "eggs" we're said in the same sentence and a little bit of me died.
@TheKillfish
9 жыл бұрын
I feel your egg escorting pain. At least all I have to run from and a WHOLE F***IN HORDE OF JAGGI and F***IN PISSED OF RHENOPLOS! And at worst, THE QUEEN OF ALL WYVERNS!!
@DrIronbuddah
9 жыл бұрын
100% with MH4U. I'm close to 200 hours, and I'm on 10* quests. Fuck. Egg. Quests. Thankfully I got a +10 Transport Talisman super early. Add that + Mega Dash Juice and I'm all set. Though the "egg" quest going into G-Rank and other stuff was absolute hell as a Deviljho jumps in to play.
@Hank..
9 жыл бұрын
sticky from Fallout 3 - the little prick is useless if you dont give him top tier armor and weapons, and if he panics and runs away, he runs right into enemies The Dr. Li and friends science team, also from fallout 3 (if you care about keeping the optional npcs alive, or if you have a mod that turns off essentials) - the uselessness of these guys is mind blowing. Only one can really fight, and even then only barely, and with your gun. You also have to give up some of your medical supplies for one of them because he has no balls, and if you have a de-essential mod on, Dr Li will get destroyed and you'll have to reload, because she's necessary to the storyline
@Gardivanyth
8 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to mention LoZ Twilight Princess? The one where you escort the zora child in the horse cart? I dunno about you guys, but the bird halfway through the map gave me absolute HELL. Two years later (obviously I had to quit in between) i discovered the reason the cart kept going off track was because the fucking bird was shitting bombs. How much bullshit is that? And when I figured that out, I had trouble shooting the damn thing because the flaming arrows kept hitting the cart while it was already at low health! I was basically juggling the bow and the gale boomerang. When I got past that damn bridge I was ecstatic. The rest of the mission was child's play, but man... THE DAMN BIRD...
@krystalcasey
8 жыл бұрын
+Owen Russell OMG I have had the same problem! At one point i lost the cart and when i checked the map it said it was at lake hylia o.O....I love TP but that part of the game....THAT DAMN BIRD....IT ALMOST MAKES ME NOT WANT TO REPLAY THE GAME...but i'm still getting the HD remake :)
@Gardivanyth
8 жыл бұрын
Ahh yeah, I want that Midna amiibo. She deserved a spot on smash, too.
@krystalcasey
8 жыл бұрын
Owen Russell you mean the wolf link amiibo?
@Gardivanyth
8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it's identified as "Midna Amiibo" but I could be wrong.
@SakuraCourageSolo
9 жыл бұрын
Hah, I read the title of this video wondering if that one annoying escort level with Peter Puppy from Earthworm Jim was gonna be here, and lo and behold it was the first one in the video. XD Nice.
@JoseFlores-xh5cj
9 жыл бұрын
Spyro the Dragon 2 Riptos Rage, the mission where you have to protect the alchemist from the stone creatures so he can give the potion to Hunter.
@lunarahunter4870
9 жыл бұрын
The only escort mission I've ever liked was the thief girl in A Link Between Worlds. The reason I liked it was because if you paid attention on your way in, you could place your charge somewhere fairly easy to protect, like a little nook that you could then stand in front of. It was possible to be pushed out of the way, but still a good defense position where you don't feel like the game cheated you, or in some rooms, a place completely out of harm's way while you finished off the bad guys trying to grab her.
@flightywarrior
9 жыл бұрын
I like that the Captions are different when you're being sarcastic. Totally worth going back to read.
@graog123
9 жыл бұрын
Your metaphors are getting funnier and funnier
@MadameTeqi
9 жыл бұрын
Watching this while helping Princess Peach through Teehee Valley in superstar saga...
@nogoodscreennameleft
8 жыл бұрын
To top off the number one. the monsters are 3 times stronger in egg missions. So that makes it take even longer then a normal fight.
@scottthewaterwarrior
8 жыл бұрын
Mission 14 of the original Interstate 76 has to be the hardest escort mission I've ever played. Not so bad on Wimp, but on BadAss difficulty it is next to impossible! The IA isn't too bad, but the van your escorting is slow, not that strong, and there are just so many enemies. Though the escort missions in just about any arcade flight game could probably make this list too.
@zachjensen9235
9 жыл бұрын
You forgot about sheep shearer from RuneScape. Escorting 4 fucking sheep took me hours and left me in tears.
@kkett100
9 жыл бұрын
Wing Commander 1: Captured Ralari escort. You are tasked with getting a captured enemy Destroyer back to your carrier the tiger's claw. You arrive at the navigation point just in time to see it besieged by several waves of enemy heavies. Getting one gratha down before they tear through its tin foil hull is a feat in of itself.
@BewbsOP
9 жыл бұрын
the splitscreen in re 5 is actually really good. it keeps the aspect ratio, and is easy to play with. at least for me.
@PikaLink91
9 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Ashley from RE4 wasn't on the list instead of Sheva. At least Sheva fights back, although being a massive ammo waster, but in RE4 I breathed a sigh of relief whenever she got re-kidnapped, and when I unlocked the armour for her I ALWAYS had her wear it.
@BoazT51
9 жыл бұрын
Dragon's Dogma should be on this list for all the escort missions in the game. The escort missions are mostly optional, but are frustrating as you have to travel the entire map to get to the destination. The NCPs can fight but doesn't have the ability or the defense to do so. They will charge head long into death while you are trying to sneak around monsters which are everywhere already. The monsters will also be hard to defeat as some of the areas the escort missions take you are for later in the game. You will die, even if you are there by yourself not worrying about another.
@SabakunoHeather
9 жыл бұрын
Definitely agree with number 5 XP I freakin love nearly everything about Bioshock, but I always dread the escort mission towards the end XP After a couple of play-through's I managed to memorize where all of the splicers were hiding, where the turrets were, and everything else that could kill her on the way XP Tips for anyone who ever gets stuck at that frustrating part: 1.) You move faster than the little sister so try to run ahead and clear the path while setting up traps around the dead bodies she'll harvest from. 2.) The cross bow (especially the trap bolts), electro plasmid, and bee plasmid are your BEST FRIENDS for this part. 3.) You'll be better off destroying the turrets in most parts of this section rather than hacking them- not sure if it's a glitch or just because she's not you, but they'll still shoot at her sometimes and the explosive rounds can one-hit-kill her if youre not careful :P
@rosemarymclean8984
9 жыл бұрын
When you said that tongue twister I went to closed captions to see how funny their mistakes would be.... for the first time in history, it got the whole thing correct.
@Blitz1Blacktail1
8 жыл бұрын
Lost Kingdoms 2 had a very annoying reverse-escort mission where the guy that's supposed to protect you, follow you and NOT die decides to fuck about with high-defensive mechs that, as predicted, fucks your escort instead, leading to mission failure. Talking about Sol ofcourse.
@robertsjansons146
9 жыл бұрын
I played Star Wars the force unleashed, and I had to escort a man who was blind, but I couldn't get him to go to the waypoint, so I ended just picking him up with the force and throwing him to the waypoint.
@Bruce1983
9 жыл бұрын
I always stop your videos before the "and have a good one" ending
@Aaronspark7
9 жыл бұрын
Legend of Goku 2 (GBA) had a part in the game similar to the egg mission from Monster Hunter 4. You had to pick up a giant egg and walk it to a generator a couple of areas away. Each time you entered an area, the enemies would respawn and because you couldn't put down the egg, you pretty much had to try to avoid each enemy. And you had to do this for 3-5 eggs (don't remember) but that is my number one hated escort mission.
@thatlancer9419
9 жыл бұрын
Those egg quests in Monster Hunter are what led to me quitting the very first one years ago. Funny that nowadays I'm really good at them for some reason. It's gotten to the point where if I do one online, I'm always designated egg grabber while everyone else gathers items.
@ClopinGirl64
9 жыл бұрын
How about Princess Ruto found inside Lord Jabu Jabu in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time? I mean, from what I remember, you have to find her somewhere in that big body and carry her back with you to the mouth but when you run into enemies on the way, you either have to put Ruto down to fight them or try to get past them without them touching you and when/if they touch you, you drop her. If you lose her, you have to go back to get her and she's a total brat about it. Yeah, that got me pretty frustrated when I played the game.
@fangs21121
9 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget about how in Bioshock you can't "walk through" the little sister you're escorting, which makes it an even bigger pain when you're trying to get past her to an attacking splicer or security camera or turret.
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