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The last one being a reply to 日本語上手ですね cracked me up.
@illiiilli24601
Жыл бұрын
It's not a Dogen video if it doesn't have a日本語上手 reference
@caiorezei
Жыл бұрын
I'm studying japanese and I still don't know those Kanji after 語, but I'm guessing it's jōzu, considering I'm on Dogen's comments. Am I correct?
@Maximsus
Жыл бұрын
@@caiorezei はい、そです
@caiorezei
Жыл бұрын
@@Maximsus どうもありがとう!
@opechatka
Жыл бұрын
I actually didn't quite get it without your comment c:
@Paintplayer1
Жыл бұрын
I'm in Japan now, for a couple more days, and I wish my studies had included more things like "would you like a bag" or "are you eating that here or taking it to go?" instead of "even monkeys fall from trees" and "the cat has climbed on the roof"
@holliswilliams8426
Жыл бұрын
In Spanish it's ''para tomar aquí or para llevar?''.
@yyunko7764
Жыл бұрын
In French it's "pour manger ici ou a emporter?"
@Xirnatts
Жыл бұрын
@@yyunko7764 Personne t'a demandé en fait.
@madafaka8784
Жыл бұрын
If only someone could teach you the kind Japanese that real people speak
@son-tchori7085
Жыл бұрын
@@yyunko7764 Or : "Sur place ou à emporter ?"
@SgtPotShot
Жыл бұрын
I thought the standard foreigner response for the NHK guy was "Sorry, I don't eat TV," in slow, bad Japanese.
I need to add _"just so you know, I'm recording this conversation"_ to my repertoire.
@3TOlym19
Жыл бұрын
the moment you know you're becoming more japanese is when you get the NHK reference without him saying it so blatantly
@Raiaka
Жыл бұрын
That one also hits pretty close to home for anyone who's had to deal with the UK's TV licence
@autisticvietcong8898
Жыл бұрын
this, i was about to say it lol, they're definately a pain in the ass
@TheAquilaSamurai
Жыл бұрын
"No, my computer monitor is NOT a TV!"
@fukuoka-musician
Жыл бұрын
As someone who refuses to lie, I find that treating them like annoying salespeople is the best approach. テレビの「あれ」ですかね?あっ、興味がありません。ありがとうございます。(= "You're here about that TV thing, right? Oh, I'm not interested, thank you.") [Hang up, or close the door.] Since they are usually subcontracted, and some of them are extraordinarily rude, it gives me special satisfaction to take that angle. (Sometimes they get REALLY pissed.) And if they ring your doorbell again, you can double-down on this approach, as you would with an actual persistent salesperson. (They usually don't, because they already know it's a lost cause.) The beauty of this, of course, is that you don't have to be aggressive, rude, or dishonest. So the emotional toll on YOU is close to zero. After doing this once or twice, they never seem to come back (in the four places I've lived in Kyushu, anyhow). Lying about not having a TV, on the other hand, is reportedly much less effective, probably because it leaves them with hope that you might still be squeezable. (Ironically, since I am a big proponent of public television programming, I would happily pay the fee if NHK wasn't so underhanded with its collection methods.)
@Kriae
Жыл бұрын
I simply heard of it before
@MatsuriNyanko
Жыл бұрын
There was one (1) indirect Nihongo Jozu in this video.
@onurguler1863
Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Dogen still says "いいえ、まだまだです” till this day. I mean that's a huge lie at this point but I suppose there is no other answer to give 😅
@demetriusmorgenroth2835
Жыл бұрын
I go out with the slightly rude way and say 「日本に住んでいるから、義務が有るだろう?」. It works wonders if you don't mind about what the person will think of you. Unfortunately, I only had the opportunity to use that sentence exactly once ever since I made the decision to respond in that way.
@PatientAsian
Жыл бұрын
@@demetriusmorgenroth2835 I might just try using that when I get back to Japan. It's totally borderline rude as far as Japanese social norms go, but it will surely be appreciated by people who respect individuality in a collective society.
@AnnaMorimoto
Жыл бұрын
@@demetriusmorgenroth2835 郷に入れば郷に従えと言いますし、日本に来た以上は話せなければ困ると思い、半ば義務的に勉強しました!Would sound confident, but not too rude. When in Rome, do as Romans do, type of mindset is quite admirable! Ending on だろうsounds like an annoying patronizing boss talking down to a subordinate, so maybe at least end on でしょう.
@demetriusmorgenroth2835
Жыл бұрын
@@AnnaMorimoto You're right in saying this would be a more polite way to say the sentence, and that even swapping the だろう for でしょう would help attenuate the feeling of shock. However, I chose that kind of wording by design. It might sound strange (why would I go for a rude response off the bat?), but there's a rhyme and reason to it - the response clearly conveys annoyance to the person who listens and likely makes them think twice before making that comment again to someone else. The truth is that we (or at least I) are annoyed by this kind of commentary, and with due reason - if a wheelchair user constantly got praise by hearing "oh, my god, it's so surprising you can move around the city on your own!" they would be annoyed as well. However, the difference is that our annoyance is not recognised because people don't speak out against it. We try so hard to be ambassadors to our own country, to our own foreignness, that we refuse to make our misgivings explicit. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the kind of guy that defends we should "burn our bridges, create chaos" in all circumstances. I simply want to state that there is a time to be easygoing/tolerant, and a time to be direct/confrontational. We need to choose our battles if we want to ever see change, and this is a battle that I chose to fight. In the long run of things, acting in an impolite way like that will probably be taken as a judgement of my own character rather than a judgement on all foreigners being rude (particularly if the person interacts with other foreigners due to their line of work, such as customer service). I'd gladly take the "reputation dent" from someone I will never see again if it will help deconstruct the stereotype "foreign people usually do not know Japanese" / "foreign people want to hear their Japanese is good in all circumstances". Long story short... I want that patronising boss vibe after all, hah!
@kougamishinya6566
Жыл бұрын
I would be so tempted to go with しってるよ if I kept hearing it every day
@toyuyn
Жыл бұрын
You can almost play this like jeopardy, trying to guess what prompted Dogen to say each phrase
@authormichellefranklin
Жыл бұрын
Hard-Off and Don Quixote. There should be classes on how to shop at Daiso alone. Magic, as always!
@mmmirele
Жыл бұрын
Tokyo "big box" type stores (Donki, Bic Camera) gave me the willies with their narrow aisles and eight-plus floors of glittery, shiny merchandise.
@Broockle
Жыл бұрын
hmm, think i'll use that idea for a project
@MustafaAlmosawi
Жыл бұрын
The first time I heard the name of the store my freshly learning kanji brain latched onto ドンキ法定 and started cycling through any possible combination of ほうand てい because the syllable stress patterns didn’t sync with any gairaigo I knew, and I was wondering what on earth could be purchased at a store with the word Donkey in the name. Cue cross-cultural mondegreen comedy sequence.
@blara2401
Жыл бұрын
@@MustafaAlmosawi This is comedy gold, someone needs to reenact that.
@MustafaAlmosawi
Жыл бұрын
@@blara2401 it was a full on Kansai-Ben manzai routine. 😂
If you've lived in Japan long enough, then this video both makes you laugh and makes you hurt. 😅😅
@OhKeh
Жыл бұрын
You could probably make a video with 39 ways to respond to the question: "Do you need a bag?"
@stefandesu
Жыл бұрын
I once got something at a konbini and told them I didn't need any bags. You know how many I got? THREE. 🤦
@FernandoHatsumura
Жыл бұрын
@@stefandesu Oh that's ¥15!
@duzehalo
Жыл бұрын
I found out that shaking your head vigorously works best 😂
@stefandesu
Жыл бұрын
@@FernandoHatsumura That was when the bags were still free. ;)
@peep6736
Жыл бұрын
i remember my first couple of months in japan, i was so frustrated, i went from a soft (you could barely hear nor understand)「大丈夫です」to a very moody 「いらんいです」 i dont use the latter anymore though as i find it a bit stern haha!
@Jaxymann
Жыл бұрын
As a new JET teacher, "can I go home on time today?" is *painfully* accurate
@vdinh143
Жыл бұрын
Hang in there. We're proud of you for living the dream.
@Qwentris
Жыл бұрын
Japanese work culture is shit but I hope you have a good time in Japan
@MoistYoghurt
8 ай бұрын
@@vdinh143 that's not the dream that's a literal nightmare lmao it is by far one of the worst things to become
@henryxyz1
Жыл бұрын
For real, this is waaaaay more useful than those boring "This is a sea urchin" textbook
@unluckyy8746
Жыл бұрын
nice filthy frank reference
@ZoomZip
Жыл бұрын
BECAUSE WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU EVER GONNA USS THAT ? What about Israel, WHAT ABOUT ISRAEL
@kougamishinya6566
Жыл бұрын
WHAT ABOUT ISRAEL!!?
@jacobamason
Жыл бұрын
Now we wait for that one person to make an Anki deck from this video
@joshttale
Жыл бұрын
just gonna comment so I'll be alerted when the time comes 😌
@Maximsus
Жыл бұрын
$_$
@NicholasMarkovich
Жыл бұрын
same
@Aaron-zh4kj
Жыл бұрын
same. why not. lol
@Godelieve2005
Жыл бұрын
Anki. DuoCards. I'm not fussy. Will sit here and wait along with the rest of you. 🙇🏻♀️
@Flamerate1
Жыл бұрын
Can't understand much, but I do understand the polite tension being held up by ので at the end of every clip.
@Lysander45
Жыл бұрын
"I don't have a TV." "Oh, but someday you MIGHT have a TV, so you may as well start paying for NHK now."
@enu_pi_maybe
Жыл бұрын
I don't remember how or why, but めんどくさいから was actually one of the first japanese sentences I learned.
@ShinYamiZakura
Жыл бұрын
I always read that sentence in Chiaki's voice (Ahiru no Sora)
@Ichigoeki
Жыл бұрын
Nara Shikamaru.
@copingforever6093
Жыл бұрын
the most important sentence is 袋要らない fukoro iranai - I dont need a plastic bag
@rrr.8
Жыл бұрын
要りませんis more appropriate
@yeesul
Жыл бұрын
日本の行政への恨みが垣間見えてワロタ
@GoldenSuperKamichu
Жыл бұрын
プロ日本人。
@bandiceet
Жыл бұрын
I need to remember "A wild boar ate my homework".
@tomoshin_gamez
Жыл бұрын
絶妙なところを突いてくるの好き
@Eriolkun12
Жыл бұрын
Totally get why you have to learn about Hard Offs. Even better, learn that a Recycle Shop isn't for sending in cans, glass or newspaper.
@Oblithian
Жыл бұрын
I don't even want to google it, and shall remain forever ignorant. Hopefully it isn't important.
@NAJALU
Жыл бұрын
@@Oblithian it is just a used goods store. Ie, a thrift shop.
@kat3.146
Жыл бұрын
The tokyo banana comment never felt more relatable 🤣
@MustafaAlmosawi
Жыл бұрын
Tokyo Banana every time I stop by Narita. 😂
@fukuoka-musician
Жыл бұрын
Fortunately, Tokyo Bananas are awesome.
@kat3.146
Жыл бұрын
@@fukuoka-musician the disney themed chocolate ones from tokyo tower were pretty lit
@takolatte6708
Жыл бұрын
dOnO oMiYaGe Ga ii DeSuKa??!???
@西山美津子-n8s
Жыл бұрын
マジで全部最高! センス有りすぎです❤
@vuuvovuuv
Жыл бұрын
very good covert 日本語上手 you snuck in there
@kakkoiij
Жыл бұрын
“You don’t need a hanko or a copy of the juuminhyou” I felt that one
@herman1francis
Жыл бұрын
Did you silently 上手 yourself?
@ああ-y7d7p
Жыл бұрын
1秒後にネタが解ってフフってなるw
@WimaNats
Жыл бұрын
The fact that you showed two instances to emphasize that you actually don't have a TV really shows how annoying those "TV people" are lol
@nathanfrentzel7197
Жыл бұрын
0:10 Oh God I did that while visiting back in 2014 and I felt so much shame. I'm hoping there won't be a repeat on my trip next week.
@172satoshi
Жыл бұрын
Watanabe-san receiving the short end of the stick
@18grape
Жыл бұрын
かわいそうなわたなべさん😢
@holliswilliams8426
Жыл бұрын
Haha I used to say ''no hablo inglés, soy argentino'' quite a lot in Spanish to stop people trying to speak to practice their English on me. You can also say ''en español, si no te importa'', meaning ''in Spanish, if you don't mind''. Another useful and common starting phrase is to be able to hold up a hand and say ''calm down'' to someone if they are getting aggressive or shouting at you, in Spanish you can say ''tranquilo'' if you speaking to a man or ''tranquila'' if speaking to a woman.
@Aaron-zh4kj
Жыл бұрын
It's not in my nature, but I've always this idea: I'm often in the situation where if I simply just miss what someone says and don't hear it clearly because of noise, or more commonly because everyone is wearing masks, they assume I'm just the white idiot who doesn't know any Japanese, so they will often at that point try to speak very unclear, incoherent English half remembered from school, which often is worse for me than them speaking Japanese, and I've always wondered what would happen if I just told them, "I don't even speak English. I just couldn't hear you clearly. Could you just say it again?"
@carlhartmann7661
Жыл бұрын
Dogen, you're amazing! Thank you for always guaranteeing a laugh
too happy that dogen finally uploaded a video too sad that it is only 1:39 long
@くぽにゃん
Жыл бұрын
2次会行きますか?オッケー、じゃ、うんこ買ってくる💩
@KingJH0510
Жыл бұрын
if you know the other half of these conversations then you are fluent in japanese
@ryotanaka3646
Жыл бұрын
テレビがありませんので immediately made me think of NHK guys lol great job, Diogenes-san lol
@dvx-ze1qz
Жыл бұрын
_人人人人人人人人人_ > 猪が食べました <  ̄Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄
@AnnaMorimoto
Жыл бұрын
The pitch accent of Wi-fi souds off. Am I unaware of an alternate pronunciation, or have I been saying it wrong?
@kamo7293
Жыл бұрын
0:13 I need to know when these two are needed. the second to pass off as a gaijin but the first?
@berryxox3590
Жыл бұрын
I really don't have TV😂😂 indeed very useful to know
@henryxyz1
Жыл бұрын
If Duolingo teaches something like this I may actually use it
@MFL422
Жыл бұрын
全てに心当たりのあるフレーズばかりで、情景がありありと浮かびました
@zipperl3
Жыл бұрын
I don't want to end up being the one to say 一方通行? one day
@baribarijapan
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! I think I've used all of these! 😅
@kurofune.uragabay
Жыл бұрын
So you've said "a bear ate my homework" at one point...
@baribarijapan
Жыл бұрын
@@kurofune.uragabay once a week, mate.
@valerauko
Жыл бұрын
You forgot ホテル、行こうか?
@jenfreel4826
Жыл бұрын
I lost it at the はい。はい?
@tams805
Жыл бұрын
It would have been more believable if you said a deer ate your homework, especially if your homework just happened to be on Miyajima.
@pasta6605
Жыл бұрын
The only way the clerk won't ask you if you have a T-card is to get one
@cunjoz
Жыл бұрын
goumeyn-nuhsai, neehoungou wakareemasehn
@miko-button
Жыл бұрын
役所で録音したり、NHKを撃退したり、面白すぎるwww
@wisnuslullaby1590
Жыл бұрын
that mada-mada desu ofc is from jozu thingy XD
@megalith-shock
Жыл бұрын
宿題は猪が食べましたw
@joshdaniels2363
Жыл бұрын
I learned 替玉 while getting ramen one rainy with language-school friends in a yatai in Fukuoka's Nagahama district. Life-changing.
@alexamderhamiltom5238
Жыл бұрын
i contemplated my life after my japanese friend told me that, "え?他のラーメン頼んだの?替え玉は?" FML.
@Kriae
Жыл бұрын
Aren't gyoza also called gyoza in English?
@nguyenanhphung9584
Жыл бұрын
The 現金のみ one literally happened to us once like our conversation with the store staff was exactly the same 😂
@ToryinTrouble
Жыл бұрын
You know you’ve lived a long time in Japan when you’ve used most of these 😅😅😅
@eLpELoNdeJaPoN
Жыл бұрын
0:52 that's a pain ...there ! I don't understand why they don't believe we don't consume TV format and probably that's why NHK is intensifying the political lobby to apply new laws against everyone no matter you own or not a tv !!
@NathanUng-w6z
10 ай бұрын
Even as an Asian looking person, the amount of times Japanese people in Japan have asked me if I can use chopsticks is astounding.
@mochipengin
Жыл бұрын
"I don't have a TV" THAT IS SUPER HELPFUL lolol
@lemonade3532
Жыл бұрын
got the nhk bit
@dinushadushmantha1032
Жыл бұрын
宿題はイノシシが食べましたでワロタ😂😂 二、三年ぐらい前に知っておけばよかったなあ!
@tunamayo21
Жыл бұрын
「宿題はイノシシが食べました」九大生ならこれは事実である
@powandwow750
Жыл бұрын
why do you use 分かる for the wifi password instead of 知る?
@郷士土佐
Жыл бұрын
質問です。ロシアの安保理排除の海外の動きは有りませんか? 有ったらご紹介下さい。
@MO_AIMUSIC
Жыл бұрын
tsutaya card LOL, even though I like tsutaya bookstore.
@kienoheya
Жыл бұрын
宿題は猪が食べました😂
@きのえ-r6z
Жыл бұрын
全部覚えられない人は、”tsutaya card wa arimasen” だけ覚えましょう。日本生活でmustです。
@katamuna2712
Жыл бұрын
確かによく聞くフレーズw いや、聞かないのもあるけどw
@remaGenOtahT
Жыл бұрын
“A wild boar ate my homework.” Inosuke?
@RitualPassion
Жыл бұрын
最初のコメント
@goldeneagle47
Жыл бұрын
0:51 - Uh Oh... The NHK guy's here again. RIP 😅😅
@xFlPr0z
Жыл бұрын
That Fake vs Real comparison at 0:13 is just so freaking gooood 😂
@Misa-vc1jr
Жыл бұрын
発音は良いけどもう少しだけ 早く喋れるといいかも
@hesabmozayaf9723
Жыл бұрын
ah yes the typical まだまだです
@AugustusMondo
Жыл бұрын
HAI! HAI?
@EvgenyUskov
Жыл бұрын
Roshia kara kimashita
@strongindependentblackwoma1887
4 ай бұрын
YAMETE KUDASAI
@user-gj6jq5dk4z
Жыл бұрын
はい。はい?😂
@Heimrih
Жыл бұрын
Ah the last one is the response to nihongo jyouzu
@Trainfan1055Janathan
Жыл бұрын
I've been going through the backlog of words I've learned over the course of _a decade_ and found out a lot of the ones I learned from a book or an anime, my accent was only correct for 50% of the words. Almost all the words I learned from songs I've been pronouncing wrong because the singer had a different accent. Almost every verb I've ever learned, I've been pronouncing wrong, except by sheer luck, the "tsu" verbs. I've been pronouncing バター wrong since I've learned it.
@opechatka
Жыл бұрын
Oh wow...how did you know you were wrong though?🤔
@Trainfan1055Janathan
Жыл бұрын
@@opechatka I've been using an app called "JAccent." Not sure how accurate it is, though. Plus some words I look up don't have any info.
@opechatka
Жыл бұрын
I see...good luck with improvement!
@nei3-o5l
Жыл бұрын
Hard Off is love Hard Off is life
@DeathWishProject
Жыл бұрын
That NHK TV reference hits hard.....if you know, you know.
@yhhor
Жыл бұрын
If you know the last one, then you know.
@Mochijapa
Жыл бұрын
Dogen-san's acting (at 0:58-1:00) is at the level of the Academy Awards xD So real! 声のトーンとか表情とか完璧に再現してる演技力に草です。再現性いつも高いんですけど今回特にw
@m2hbqcb
Жыл бұрын
We are watching Schroedinger's linguist.... "He may can speak Japanese or English"
@lastnamefirstname8655
Жыл бұрын
very important, thanks dogen.
@angelalikesthings
Жыл бұрын
Practicing my まだまだです for when I'll visit.
@SamerKaddoura
Жыл бұрын
Mada mada desu 👌
@tama_keri
Жыл бұрын
クッソおもろいww
@abyss.m2348
Жыл бұрын
The last one ahaaha you got Nihongo Jouzued
@XSpImmaLion
Жыл бұрын
- I don't have a TV. - Oh you don't? But you'll soon have one, right? music starts playing out of nowhere kzitem.info/news/bejne/t6Rop3uPon6ji44
@saisei100
Жыл бұрын
first love your videos dōgen 👋
@lilygardner8688
Жыл бұрын
THESE ARE SO REAL 😭😭 living in Japan the wifi password question I learned real quick. Still upset that Matsuya doesn't have wifi 😓 I want to work and eat for cheap pls
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