Will I buy these? Nope... Am I entertained watching you try them? Yup.
@EDBailley
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly! 😂😂
@papichulo9684
5 жыл бұрын
Lol well said
@alessandrocwilliam
5 жыл бұрын
Some of these actually interests me but I'm in Europe so buy any of them is impossible (there are probably still available with different names or from different brands tho). Like 90% of the products reviewed in this Channel are only USA TV-Products.
@raymondvelez4110
5 жыл бұрын
Why is is like that? The world may never know
@mouaxiong8618
4 жыл бұрын
No it was boring but for some reason watched it all.
@hyenacub
5 жыл бұрын
"Blollolloloh" LOL That cracked me up. Man that cuber surprised me, too. Fun video. And now I really want cantaloupe.
@kristee8402
5 жыл бұрын
I really want watermelon, how'd he get one that juicy? we won't have those for another month or so
@trblessed1020
5 жыл бұрын
Lmbo me too!!! I was cracking up on the train
@Devin-ht8fq
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@anjikita4893
2 жыл бұрын
I just love the "sound effects" from him. 😅
@III-zy5jf
5 жыл бұрын
I love that 12-piece slicer, but I must stick with my peasant knife and one watermelon per year.
@fujifilm5127
5 жыл бұрын
Why do I watch his videos. Wholesomeness. He's the daddest dad doing the daddest thing. Reviewing useless As Seen on TV products. Gives me a warm feeling of nostalgia for some reason
@tochi8061
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah ikr it's very oddly nostalgic
@hollygibson628
5 жыл бұрын
I want that center melon on the last cutter!!! The "heart" of the watermelon is the sweetest, most flavorful part of the whole melon!!!!!
@discingaround
5 жыл бұрын
Just as watermelon season is about to start, James comes in clutch with the epic slicer review. Thanks bro! Enjoy that watermelon in the Las Vegas heat!
@Jamluvrr
5 жыл бұрын
i thought you were talking about james charles
@robylove9190
5 жыл бұрын
Hey James, the windmill thingy works much better if you cut both ends off. you can just keep going right through the end.
@curtriceennis2924
2 жыл бұрын
My thought exactly. I saw that cutter "in - person," and, the one cutting with it had no problems doing so. They also cut both ends off of the watermelon. 👍👍👍
@lescobrandon3047
5 жыл бұрын
In my neighborhood restaurant kitchen, a worker got his finger caught in a watermelon slicer and got fired! The watermelon slicer was also fired.
@Ryarios
5 жыл бұрын
Ba dum bum..
@aarond7799
5 жыл бұрын
this channel is so human i love it. blhalalahalalhalhalalal "i can only imagine the comments." WELL AFTER U MADE THE SOUND!! Then hes like "oh i forgot to take out the seed! ahhh i forgot to clean it lmao
@Trytocookthis
5 жыл бұрын
so dirty! hehe
@WAFFLE-il6tv
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah we all knew how that would go
@kristee8402
5 жыл бұрын
Yep, just like how most of us would use it. That's why I love this channel.
@mgunter
5 жыл бұрын
Mini Watermelon, just use a spoon and eat the entire half, it's about 90% water anyway.
@sam-vz8zn
5 жыл бұрын
I do that with big watermelons 😶
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
5 жыл бұрын
@@sam-vz8zn I have to stop myself from doing that, lol. I'll start carving, then a nice dark patch of melon will appear and I'll feel I'm obligated to one really good savory piece as the one cutting. But then I want more...and more, lol.
@sam-vz8zn
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao i have the same problem 1 hole large watermelon later and i belly ach still dont learn my lesson
@polandball999
5 жыл бұрын
Minimelon
@curtriceennis2924
2 жыл бұрын
I love watermelon but just found out a couple of days ago how I can no longer eat it. When I do, it causes my tummy to get upset. 😪
@SamanthaPortUkulele
5 жыл бұрын
"Can only imagine the comments on that... *immediately proceeds to put it in his mouth* " If Photoshops happen, you only have yourself to blame.
@jtop2038
5 жыл бұрын
I think it may have been natural for him.
@ramensales3967
4 жыл бұрын
Stop being weird
@millyslime1190
4 жыл бұрын
@@ramensales3967 no you
@ramensales3967
4 жыл бұрын
@@millyslime1190 wrong use of that
@millyslime1190
4 жыл бұрын
@@ramensales3967 no, you
@Azzmelater
5 жыл бұрын
I've probably binge watched 80% of your channel this week lol, your my favorite reviews channel :)
@rmp5s
5 жыл бұрын
My God...first it was egg crackers, now it's WATERMELON SLICERS!? I didn't even know this stuff existed! You should do water boilers next! :-P
@cartymoo
5 жыл бұрын
You mean a kettle?
@digitalspecter
5 жыл бұрын
I'd say a water boiler is a lot more useful than these. I know I've got a lot of use out of one. It's fast, efficient and doesn't need supervising, a lot safer for children etc. :)
@ShugoAWay
5 жыл бұрын
Ueah they are called unitaskers and it is a million dollar market for people too dim to use a generic tool
@shorttimer874
5 жыл бұрын
But I love my electric water kettle with multiple temperature settings, plus it boils eggs!
@jgibson111
5 жыл бұрын
My wife could use a water boiler. She burns water! The flies got together and fixed the holes in the screen door! Her toast is good except for the bones! She can't make ice cubes, she lost the recipe!
@bjpalm1994
5 жыл бұрын
Great review James! You are one of the few people that I can watch and even though I have no intention of buying the product, can still be entertained. Keep up the awesome work!
@StephClo
5 жыл бұрын
I'd freeze the round middle part of the watermelon from the slicer to make a nice popsicle out of it 🍉
@phil2782
5 жыл бұрын
Add it to a water bottle for watermelon infused water.
@StephClo
5 жыл бұрын
@@phil2782 That's a great idea! Thanks for the tip :)
@Trytocookthis
5 жыл бұрын
@Stephen Koppe , or course. That goes without saying.
@elgigante2001
5 жыл бұрын
Or slice up the core then freeze it and use them as watermelon ice cubes for fruity drinks, delicious.🍹🍉
@prittyflutterbystar
5 жыл бұрын
Damn, I thought the windmill one wouldn't work at all! Surprising!👍
@The1luckdragon
5 жыл бұрын
The sounds made today.... I can't stop laughing.
@reecedenning3483
5 жыл бұрын
"That looks like some sort of underwater creature that's gonna be like clclclclclc" 😆😆
@TerraDiASMR
5 жыл бұрын
Omg , omg all that ASMR in the beginning yasss :)
@andrewcampbell4183
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine watching him prepare for this video Walks into the grocery store empty handed walks out with 24 melons of all types and sizes
@sjcommander91
Жыл бұрын
"I need these for KZitem! Don't judge me!!"
@awesomekoga7848
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this review. Very entertaining and informative. Strength is an issue for both my mother and myself. I got the windmill slicer for myself and am going to purchase a watermelon in a bit. I’m so anxious to try it. I love watermelon but have such a hard time cutting them. I also ordered another windmill cutter for my mom. I used eBay and got a super awesome deal.
@scaper8
5 жыл бұрын
I'm actually giving some thought to that gaint apple slicer one. Dispatch a watermelon in seconds and, after seeing that beautiful melon flower, a great display for a picnic or birthday party!
@9495990411
2 жыл бұрын
The one that slices like an apple is what I have. We bought it like 7 years ago. Definitely required strength. I always had to have my husband cut it for me and it was such an effort. So now 7 years later I buy watermelon every week and cut it myself but thought today I would give it another shot. I looked up another KZitem video and the lady put it on a lower table and it cut straight through with little effort. So I put it down or I could use on my body strength and it just sliced through like nothing. Does make for a pretty display and very easy to clean. 👍🏼 Side note I would wash it as soon as you can, so it doesn't get sticky. My daughter cut her finger on this years ago washing it with a sponge.
@gezeo750
5 жыл бұрын
I love the camera shake at the end of the first watermelon core-er(?) MAXIMUM EFFORT!!
@feron450
5 жыл бұрын
Love watching all your videos I probably wouldn’t buy 99% of the stuff you review but man is it entertaining to watch you test them.
@ProfligateGhost
4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I laughed so hard at "MADE IN CHIAN". The fact they got that wrong had my stomach hurting. xD
@lauraalbert96
5 жыл бұрын
When I saw that windmill slicer on TV I thought, “There is no way that works as good as they show.” but it actually does! I am impressed. I will stick with a regular knife still but good to know and always entertaining to watch.
@zephramartin6632
5 жыл бұрын
love the videos man! always a great channel to put in the background while im working! And! helps with making informed purchases
@linda-moonlight
5 жыл бұрын
What devil even thought of eating watermelon without holding onto the green part and squishing it in your face... Nice job. 😀
@rdizzy1
5 жыл бұрын
Scoop it out with a spoon into a bowl as needed and eat it with a fork, that is what I do, don't have to fuck around with messy hands cutting it up and holding onto it.
@christopherjohnson4276
5 жыл бұрын
I thought this title was Watermelon Silencers. Lol
@Freakinreviews
5 жыл бұрын
Now that would be something to see.
@lilsunshine7265
5 жыл бұрын
Shhhhhhh!!! *or else 👊
@Margar02
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha for your semi-automatic melon bazooka!
@petrescuework-difficultcas6581
4 жыл бұрын
psssshhht **pushes pillow down on watermelon**
@Valspartame_Maelstrom
5 жыл бұрын
I have a bit of a cold and you wiggling the center piece of the big slicer had me laughing into a coughing fit. 🤣
@Chey60
5 жыл бұрын
the middle part "heart" is the best part of a watermelon!
@brianegendorf2023
3 жыл бұрын
I like the 12 piece slicer, but I feel like it should come with a base of some kind to keep the melon in the right position. I can see the windmill cutter being good when you are cutting up melons for party plates.
@deenaputzier819
5 жыл бұрын
I think ill stick with my big knife. Could you please do a review on magnetic screen doors, thank you
@tonynathanson7843
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for one of the most entertaining reviews I've seen. I was laughing all the way through it.
@wishbone2157
2 жыл бұрын
i just bought the slicer with the spin part on it, i wanted to get it for the ladies in my produce department to make things a little easier, hope they like it :)
@kayleewinget4163
5 жыл бұрын
You and Vivian tries released watermelon cutter reviews on the same day!!!
@mariehuff5763
5 жыл бұрын
Vivian heads lol
@kumd
5 жыл бұрын
Please keep making these comparison videos! I can’t get enough 😂
@jenniferwiehebrink5732
5 жыл бұрын
Must be Melon Day in the KZitem Reviewer Universe lol. Literally just watched Vivian Tries review the Windmill melon slicer lol I watch both channels religiously!
@brianegendorf2023
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem analytics..watch something about any product, and like five other things based off of that same product will show up.
@1time4younme
5 жыл бұрын
My gosh! I've learned my lesson... don't eat while watching your videos or you'll run the risk of spitting out your food while laughing! Simply love your videos! "Can only imagine the comments on that" :-) Thank you for the informative videos... and the humor! Great job as always!!
@a1465
5 жыл бұрын
Blalalalala... I laughed so hard at that one James! Made my day!! I’m almost crying!!!
@a1465
5 жыл бұрын
And btw, this is the first comment I made on a video in like 15 years ... it got to me that much!
@CaroleMorin
5 жыл бұрын
I just love your reviews and am always amazed how people find ways of inventing totally useless gadgets!
@diannamarie464
5 жыл бұрын
I actually have the 12-slice cutter and love it! I DO have to get up on a step stool to use my weight to push on it but I think the one I have is a better one then the one that you used in this demonstration because it has serrated edges and not smooth so it cuts easier. I also don't think that you get a "watermelon bath" when using it like the other ones either, LOL!
@shawnrodgers2180
5 жыл бұрын
On the windmill melon cutter, there is measurements on one of the sides for 3 different thickness of watermelon
@MrsInAbox
5 жыл бұрын
The sounds effects were gold :)
@jerseygirl6155
Жыл бұрын
I just got the windmill one and didn't have a clue how to use it. Now that you did this video-I can use mine. I was doing it backwards! Helpful video James-thanks
@Xploit66
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like the sleek needed more of a curved gutting motion. Rather than a drag a swoop, kind of scoop lmao.Just judging from the shape of it and the angle of the "blade". That being said, still seems like a poor design.
@mcz68l
5 жыл бұрын
I had your #1 pick, after awhile, when the blade gets dull it becomes harder to use. I would be interested after you use it for awhile if you get same results.
@pika23
5 жыл бұрын
My dad and mom have the gigantic one with sections. Christmas tree stores has it
@edwardkellogg1284
5 жыл бұрын
The cube maker is cool. I do like that monster slicer. I have seen that one advertised on TV. This would be my choice. Great review.
@CrimFerret
5 жыл бұрын
It was entertaining watching you use these. I have this amazing kitchen tool called a knife that works very well for slicing watermelons as well as most anything else that needs cutting. Easier to clean too.
@a.n4031
5 жыл бұрын
13:35 He's like the perfect kid. It was so funny. Edit: I swear this was a compliment
@pastrychefalfred876
5 жыл бұрын
As a chef who makes fruit displays and display peices the top two would be awesome for me to try and see just how long they last with contiued use.
@Swish36
5 жыл бұрын
KEEP AWAY FROm CHILL-DRUH 😂😂😂😂😂
@robbyrobby
5 жыл бұрын
James I was just saying to Vivian you beat her by about 1 hour
@MrSkinner16
5 жыл бұрын
THE BEST SOUND EFFECTS!!!
@MangroveEngineering
5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, you got me pretty good at 13:28 with your sea creature!
@_paulluevano
5 жыл бұрын
That’s for the frequent uploads I appreciate it
@curtriceennis2924
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit behind with this comment, but, I just saw the "windmill" slicer yesterday in 2022. The person cutting with it had no problems doing so because they cut both ends off of the watermelon. And the center part leftover from the corer/slicer is the BEST part of the watermelon cause it's the sweetest !!!👍👍
@ianvicedomini2648
5 жыл бұрын
The twelve slicer leaves a lot to people's imagination but none the less a pretty good deal. Best of the bunch i reckon mate. Great video
@njchaos
5 жыл бұрын
Best in Comedy! One of your best shows!
@Winnyao
5 жыл бұрын
This should've been a red shirt video. Thank you for the honest reviews! This helps alot!!!
@JinapherShakur
Жыл бұрын
I've seen so many people test the watermelon windmill thing, and it works amazing. But in all of those other videos I seen, when the package arrived it came with that first product as a free gift. I've never seen it sold by itself, that's weird....I love watermelon! ❤ Lol
@truepredictions8287
5 жыл бұрын
12 melons one bite truly offended 😂😂
@deezkeez
5 жыл бұрын
The only trouble with that 12-slice cutter is where I'd store it lol.
@hollygibson628
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe in a pinch it could be ur back up pizza slicer!!
@KungKokkos
4 жыл бұрын
Hang it on the wall
@kiki-drawer2669
5 жыл бұрын
Well if you got a strong person on hand, the huge apple cutter one seems really useful at big parties! I will most likly never use anything you review but you are very good white noise while I work. Thank you! Keep it up!
@Gamedaughter1
5 жыл бұрын
I have the big round slicer and one similar to the Sleek and honestly I prefer the big round one. It can be hard getting started but if you cut the end off so it has "meat" to grab on to it's not to bad, and if you do have trouble you can use the handles and rock it back and forth to get started.
@kevinmccarthy1076
5 жыл бұрын
just drill a hole in the watermelon, pour vodka into it, shake it up and then drink! LOL! great video!
@Yoshikaable
5 жыл бұрын
I hate the thought
@JayD-goYanks
Жыл бұрын
Hey James, I bought and used the Windmill cutter, but I ended giving it to my niece… since she has young kids. I also tried the Slice Right or Sleek, I’m not sure which one it was, but I liked that one the most, as for what’s left over… just spoon out the rest. I never tried the other one, while tougher to cut through the rind, it seems like it would be good, if you can get through. Good job. Have you ever thought to review a countertop ice maker? I have one and love it! I’d be interested in what you thought. I’ve been watching all of your reviews. 👍
@8605gabriel
5 жыл бұрын
funny that both you and Vivian Tenorio @ Vivian Tries posted watermelon slicer videos within minutes of each other
@MsGail61
5 жыл бұрын
Gabe Gonzalez I said that too.
@BamaPewPew
4 жыл бұрын
I’m amazed how well that unnamed one did.
@mariecarolynn7008
2 жыл бұрын
"Omg- You made my day laughing at the Watermelon core from the unnamed Watermelon corer the sound effects. Too funny! Have you heard of this one I found on eBay? The plastic melon seeder melon spoon and slicer cutter? I'm thinking of getting one but never heard of it?
@allyfrasier6306
2 жыл бұрын
This was such a funny video 🤣 Thanks for the giggles ☺️
@_MzVe3
5 жыл бұрын
I’m drooling!!!! I love watermelon 🍉....helloooo from Japan 🇯🇵
@LOLA-kr7vn
5 жыл бұрын
Hi! 😊
@ae31860
5 жыл бұрын
I sure hope you enjoy all your watermelon!
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
5 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, I'd love that last one! I hate carving the obligatory 4th of July watermelon, lol. It's messy and takes forever and the large chunks make it fit in storage containers awkwardly. Also, my family has a horrible habit of being too polite with the watermelon. We eat only a little bit, trying to save some for everyone else, and then it goes to waste! Maybe with slices and an exact number per person, the watermelon will be fully eaten.
@stefanoinnocenti6
5 жыл бұрын
This video is also useful. I bought the fourth model in the standings, but I haven't tried it yet, we hope it won't be a waste of money. Greetings from Italy!
@alleosussquirt8041
5 жыл бұрын
This video reminds me of the time my dad wanted to give me an upgraded 'military punishment'. I was expecting a bag of potatoes to be changed into 2 bags... No, he got me 12 watermelons and ordered me to peel them.
@RazoE
5 жыл бұрын
My daughter can't stop laughing at your logh logh logh noises
@ThatOddGarage
5 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever heard you drop an f-bomb James. Good commentary I love it
@unoriginalrose4788
5 жыл бұрын
Me: 13:58 The guy she told me not to worry about: 13:00
@hugomf
5 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal Rose so sad.
@ThatsKarina7
5 жыл бұрын
Love these kinds of videos. Great job!
@NoisyLittleCampers
5 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you didn't impale yourself while slicing! Great job! Thanks.
@carolann8286
5 жыл бұрын
Those watermelons look sooooo good. I want some right now.
@JustMe-mt5df
5 жыл бұрын
Friggin video won’t go away
@mgunter
5 жыл бұрын
As Seen on TV, most likely in the background of another watermelon slicer ad.
@jillianburke2
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@MamaPinks
5 жыл бұрын
That was a good *gigglesnort" The watermelon core!. . . . 😂
@huemungus5934
5 жыл бұрын
I’m with you on the unnamed slicer is the best but that green cuber was very cool also
@jz1443
5 жыл бұрын
Weird to see the apple slicer one and for it to work so well. Thought this would include the "corkscrew" type that works so perfectly for watermelons and pineapples.
@michellepantoja-honn4287
5 жыл бұрын
This was awesome thank you so much. I was wondering about the cube one, I have strength issues due to nerve damage so that might help make things easier for me. Now I'm craving watermelon which is refreshing in this Vegas heat.
@ThriftHunt3r
5 жыл бұрын
Sure seems like the majority of us will just use a knife. With that being said it was very entertaining to watch you test each one out.
@KungKokkos
4 жыл бұрын
Could be amazing for a beach bar or some such tho, yeah? Or a school kitchen etc
@SpeekofDee
5 жыл бұрын
Any snow cone machine reviews coming soon?
@mszoomy
5 жыл бұрын
I literally just watched another of my favorite reviewers do a review on that windmill type slicer. Her instructions Saud to cut both ends off the melon so you can go right through which seemed to work better. I know you gave that big mofo the #1 spot but holy hell Batman look at the size of that thing!! It's bad enough that it's has limited uses but where the he'll are you gonna keep the thing, it's huge!! Plus you'd have to be the Hulk to use it, I don't know, it might be fast but it gets the #2 spot in my book. Also, that other person tried a pineapple corner on one of those mini 🍉's and it worked amazing, just saying. Might be an idea for a show, pineapple corers
@nightravenherbalteas9002
5 жыл бұрын
The sound effects made my day
@hossinator04
5 жыл бұрын
Damn you crack me up!!!!! Love watching you. I have the one that looks like a apple slicer and if you put it on a pan and about knee level it slides right through. Thanks for the reviews!!!
@stacyhughes5530
5 жыл бұрын
James, I (l.o.v.e) ur videos ! You've saved me money watching ur vlogs. I trust ur views and opinions. There were things I've thought of buying, and after seeing you, I did not. Plus, I've gone out and bought items that you've reviewed at #1 or #2. Keep 'em coming !! Im thinking of buying an IRobot vacuum (or some other brand) How about doing a review on those type of vacuums. Plz have it be in the $250-$350 price range bc that what most ppl can afford. Not the $600 and up range. Many thanks ! 👏
@JoeXTheXJuggalo1
5 жыл бұрын
Awesome video, awesome tools, awesome review. Now I just want to ask where was this video exactly 2 weeks ago when I cut a chunk off the tip of my finger while cutting a cantaloupe? Lol! No seriously exactly 2 weeks ago to the day I was cutting a cantaloupe roughly about the same time too for my sister and I literally cut the tip of my finger.
@ChrisD4335
4 жыл бұрын
my thought on this is i bet if you slammed that big one down on a pizza it would be the fastest pizza cutter too
@caponeprincess73
5 жыл бұрын
My wife and I love watching your videos.
@Brawr183
5 жыл бұрын
I don’t even like watermelon but I’m gonna watch the whole thing aren’t I? Yes.
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