Have y’all seen the people who put banana on pizza . Now that’s a crime
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
I’m def down to call a truce/cease-fire to battle those ppl
@BGerbs66
Жыл бұрын
Banana on pizza is good if it's a Nutella pizza
@Mr.happycamaro
Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't a nutella pizza just be nutella on toast
@user-ye6hw5hw2i
Жыл бұрын
@@BGerbs66 wtf 😢
@rexw2
Жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I seen those wackos. I would just walk out of the home at that point
@vividwizard6166
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe it took this long for me to realize, its not that you have terrible luck finding the right person, its that you have good sense for seeing if they are the right person.
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@GrEaTDemOnBlade
Жыл бұрын
Nah, I just think Swooz likes to hang out with typical airheads, homie never gonna find a quality woman in those circles.
@ObadyahB
Жыл бұрын
@@GrEaTDemOnBlade agreed, that's why he's talking like a girl now 😭 all he does is hang around them
@vividwizard6166
Жыл бұрын
@@GrEaTDemOnBlade He also lives in Florida, so thats most of the population there and he cannot help that.
@agentredhead4612
Жыл бұрын
@@vividwizard6166 That at least explains how he has so many fun stories.
@dramaticallydreaming3656
Жыл бұрын
I was told not to try to change a person unless I became a therapist. Best advice ever
@pipe.smoking.modern.cat.
Жыл бұрын
Words to live by
@HeisenbergFam
Жыл бұрын
The way you say "if im a girl and I shave my legs for you and you flake, deuces" is golden, impeccable life advice
@RaqiiCat
Жыл бұрын
Heisenberg is everywhere, EVERYWHERE.
@spahghettiboi4150
Жыл бұрын
facts though.
@silecalamaru2922
Жыл бұрын
what does flake mean??
@Intr0vertical
Жыл бұрын
@@silecalamaru2922 don't show up
@silecalamaru2922
Жыл бұрын
@@Intr0vertical alr thx
@chukolance
Жыл бұрын
Don't leave us hangin', Swoozie! Video on Green Flags! It's easy for people to point out what's wrong; it's hard to acknowledge what's right. Learning to take times to acknowledge what's going right is a valuable skill too.
@temi8087
Жыл бұрын
I second the call for a green flags video!
@kazi_19
Жыл бұрын
I third the call for a green flags video!
@ehimarearhebamen1517
Жыл бұрын
I fourth the call for a green flags video!
@HFKrook
Жыл бұрын
I fifth the call for a green flags video
@Quan-BS
Жыл бұрын
I eighth the call for a green flags video!
@TommyTallNose
Жыл бұрын
I love that Swoozie is becoming a love advice channel, disguised as a storytime channel.
@johnlewis8934
Жыл бұрын
That's how he's been for a while now
@db-hj9cu
Жыл бұрын
It's funnier because he never gets laid
@zyaicob
Жыл бұрын
That's been his thing for over a decade lol
@iliqna1347
7 ай бұрын
@@johnlewis89342:06
@donotreply8979
7 ай бұрын
But he hasn't found an actual legitimate relationship for more than a decade. Why would you take advice from him.
@bmfsnc8466
Жыл бұрын
I once dated a girl that was so hot all kinds of people would mention how attractive she was. She was also so kind loving and fun *most* of the time. But she was absolutely INSANE. I love abroad, and this girl stole my passport, than had her friend bribe me into getting it back 😮
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
Mannnnnnnnnnnnnn. She was so close to being ur wife and she ruined it
@bmfsnc8466
Жыл бұрын
@@swoozie precisely
@joywolf83
Жыл бұрын
Hot n crazy go together like peanut butter and jelly! 😂
@bmfsnc8466
Жыл бұрын
@@joywolf83 it's the hot / crazy matrix!
@kadradudley24
Жыл бұрын
I don’t have one, so I’m just gonna ask a question don’t passports have your name in picture on them? What was the point of that because she wouldn’t be able to use it
@AcidGlow
11 ай бұрын
Never chase someone that doesn't give you the same attention you give them. Just pick someone that puts effort to be with you. Time is special, so make the most of it. *Be happy. That's all that matters.* ⏳
@swoozie
11 ай бұрын
Well if it isn’t my favorite Shadow Jago… I fully retweet this statement my boy
@stevenfoster9402
Жыл бұрын
Day 1 of dating school lesson: Don't treat someone like a priority when they're treating you like an option. Meeting somebody on tinder is the worst because literally everybody is treating everybody like options.
@evansimmonsofficial
Жыл бұрын
The cook at the Italian restaurant speaking Spanish almost took me out. high level yet subtle comedy there 😂
@Megasauruus
Жыл бұрын
Super accurate tho, I work at a nice Chinese restaurant, 90% Latinos 10% Filipino fr
@AlexPGA
Жыл бұрын
Swoosh, let me briefly tell you something, from my worst days in middle school to right now halfway thru college after a fresh breakup, you have always been there for me, making me laugh and smile when I had no one else to turn to. Thank you and be safe
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
Found me a end credit worth comment!
@violetsnotviolence
Жыл бұрын
Thank you this, Swoozie! I have to add three more- If they compare you to a past partner, don't ignore that ish, if they tell you all my exs are crazy, run, if they're rude to service workers and/or their parents, run.
@CJthecollector
Жыл бұрын
Love how Swoozie is uploading more often now!
@balls-san
Жыл бұрын
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.0I won't
@Eveline_23
Жыл бұрын
Rent is due
@CJthecollector
Жыл бұрын
@@Eveline_23 “i missed the part where that’s my problem”
@Empress_of_Death
Жыл бұрын
Red flags be working for not just dating relationships. But also friendships. I hope everyone has a great Day/Night!
@dolphincrescent54
Жыл бұрын
It's better to be alone than to be in a stressful relationship. I already have my family for that.
@dotty7789
Жыл бұрын
Oof, I'm torn between 2 people atm and don't know what to do. My ex and I had a miscommunication and we talked it out and cleared up the misunderstanding, but before we cleared things up, I did go on a dating app and found someone who I immediately hit it off with on the first date and had a wonderful second date with too. The new person is very inconsistent at communicating because their job is very demanding. We have the same communication style and we are compatible in a lot of ways when we do finally talk/meet up. Yes, my ex is an ex for a reason but mainly because he never got his life together, he always treated me well and was a good boyfriend. Even as exes, we've remained really close. He's looking for a job and wants to get out of his parents house, but it feels almost a little too late. Especially since we dated for 3 years and known each other for 4. I'm torn, do I go with the person I'm more compatible with and has a really good established career already, but may not be there when I need him, or do I go with the person I already know and wait even longer for them to get their life in order, but will always be there when I call? And side note: they are both 28 and live with their parents due to their folks having health issues.
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
That IS a tough one. I’ll pin this for a bit and see if the wise comment counsel has any advice for u.
@dotty7789
Жыл бұрын
@@swoozie oh dang, I thought this would get lost in the comments. Thank you for the pleasant surprise, this is really appreciated man.
@code0662
Жыл бұрын
Imma say based off the merits presented here and coming from a purely objective standpoint, take the guy with good compatibility and job. The fact that your ex is 28 and isn't in stable employment is kinda sus to me
@Demonic._Alex
Жыл бұрын
I say go with the guy you're compatible with because yes you are right he is a little too late. Plus even if you decide to go back to his ex, what if he repeats the same mistake and you will just get hurt again. Also he is still unstable with life at the moment. He doesn't live on his own, he barely gets a job. He still needs time to collect himself together. You can still be friends if you want but he needs time on his own to be himself :) The new guy sounds great and has everything you want so take that chance girl!!! ❤❤
@xcostelle
Жыл бұрын
I’d say the guy you’re compatible with, if the only issue is that person having a demanding job I’d say that can be worked through especially since they’re great at communicating when you meet up. Like you said, that ex is an ex for a reason. Try it with the new guy, nothing wrong with moving on and going for it. ☮️
@GhostbladeX101
Жыл бұрын
Swoozie never disappoints with his videos. Keep up the good work man
@notghost2759
Жыл бұрын
Man swoozie has been consistent lately gotta love it keep it up swoozie! ❤
@carverstocks1969
Жыл бұрын
We love and need swoozie 😂❤️
@Phoca_Vitulina
Жыл бұрын
I'd say this also holds true for any relationship, esp new friends if they're always late or flaking or not giving really being there when you're together
@Crochet.Wishes
Жыл бұрын
Swoozie’s life lessons are free therapy sessions🤧 god bless you for the comeback
@linckin
Жыл бұрын
swoozie be really changing our mindset on how we act in life, especially relationships
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
House Pineapple! Who’s with me?!
@gazmd
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Masked_Shadow
Жыл бұрын
Noooooo😢
@GhostbladeX101
Жыл бұрын
Pineapple on pizza is great, the haters can hate.
@AnimeslayerzFranty
Жыл бұрын
Hawaiian Pizza tho 😩
@risingphoenixrl
Жыл бұрын
Pineapple belongs on pizza 100%!
@chenjus
Жыл бұрын
So many facts. Like you wanna ignore the red flags sometimes cause you're already invested. Just went through some of this myself and had to remove myself from the relationship.
@TheDoorToLight
Жыл бұрын
When you have to initiate every conversation in a relationship mega red flag
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
Righttttttttrttt
@andrewryan2928
Жыл бұрын
So then lets never initiate one Intensely state at one another till one moves
@TheDoorToLight
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewryan2928 I think you are missing the point. If you are the one initiating every time then the other person doesn’t value or care enough about you
@andrewryan2928
Жыл бұрын
@@TheDoorToLight i was making a joke
@phonegamertv
Жыл бұрын
Swoozie always here when we need him
@derronware9320
Жыл бұрын
Man way to go Swoozie! You somehow manage to keep us in this weird time period of early 2010s 2015s. It's a vibe watching these again
@MrDisciple27
Жыл бұрын
Swoozie you have my respect for showing me different perspectives of how everyone can act especially in relationships. Thx!!!
@Mb_Drei
Жыл бұрын
OGs will remember Swoozie giving top tier dating advice while kicking ass on fighting games
@thewolf_manplays3299
Жыл бұрын
Recently got back into the dating scene after YEARS in a toxic relationship (we both contributed, it was bad for us both) advice videos like this help me keep up on building a healthy relationship and what to look for
@just_a_girl_in_love6123
Жыл бұрын
I live for how every video has a different art style 🙏🏽😚
@amadandrendunker3766
Жыл бұрын
I use to watch you all the time when I was younger; kind of fell off cuz life. But like… this revival of Swoozie is literally everything I needed and hoped for. I love you. 😭😝 Thank you so much for existing. 💚✨
@rayenkhelifi9749
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely loving the consistency Swoozie ❤️
@marche800
Жыл бұрын
I could definitely go for a part 2 of this. I need all the help I can get
@monkeyboy3219
Жыл бұрын
Ngl love the fan interaction with the thumbnails. Makes u feel more apart of the community.
@DrM03N3R
Жыл бұрын
Another banger! Love to see you back posting big homie ❤
@LinkTipsyGM
Жыл бұрын
So glad my boy back on that consistent video upload grind
@dallassteel625
Жыл бұрын
Good to hear from ya, Swoozie! A couple of questions: where’d you get that cool jacket? Who did the music for this video? It’s catchy! 👍 Your “I’m over here, shaving MY legs, just in case” at 2:00 has me dead! 🤣🤣
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
Ig in the bottom left at beginning of vid and title and artist is in description ;)
@dallassteel625
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for taking the time in replying! I hope that you are having a most awesome day today!! Later, bro!🤙
@yllsheremeti7844
Жыл бұрын
Swoozie advice videos are BACK. "I used to pray for times like this"
@spokcornial7
Жыл бұрын
Loving the new frames swooz 🔥🔥
@EliteHero301
Жыл бұрын
Make more vlogs! would love to see some behind the scenes! but besides that, great video love the consistent uploads and keep killing it swooz!!!!!!!
@edanjl770
Жыл бұрын
Swoozie been making content for more then a decade and still makes peak videos, keep it up bro
@E.xcharacter8
Жыл бұрын
Good way to wake up to a Swoozie video. I needed to hear this Ive been trying with this girl i like and I think im going to celebrate the green flags. Swoozie, how are you still single?? Thanks for keeping it a buck with us. Dating out there sounds hard!
@KingNovea
Жыл бұрын
My boy swoozzzzz out here with the kinda regular updates and I'm here for it
@callmebryce_
Жыл бұрын
love you bro you couldn’t have dropped this video at a better time ❤
@shoujofanatic
Жыл бұрын
I really could have sworn Swoozie voiced Toad in the new Super Mario Brothers movie. It was Keegan-Michael Key 😂 Adande would have been great for that role though, Toad even seemed to have the same mannerisms.
@readyup6983
Жыл бұрын
Swoozie always makes me feel so seen 💀. Red/Green Flags also extend to friendships though
@donnelljordan907
11 ай бұрын
Thank you sWooZie 🙏🏾💪🏾.
@LowkeyHundo
Жыл бұрын
Needed this today, thank you bro🙏🏻
@K9ine4586
Жыл бұрын
He really be consistent for a few months and then leaves like he's my dad
@SmithReactions_
Жыл бұрын
Swoozie has been going hard for 10 years straight 😂🔥🔥🔥
@gostupidncrazy5890
Жыл бұрын
FActs🔥🔥
@mechamogaka6964
Жыл бұрын
Thx Swoozie I needed this video cause I’m thinking of dating and you’d advice is gonna come in handy ❤🙏🏾
@c.j.p.7607
Жыл бұрын
Always come through Swooz with that solid reality check ✅️ 💯 💪🏼
@timfong3636
Жыл бұрын
Dating this girl recently and she was 40min late to our first two dates...i told her it bothered me and she said she'll make it up for me
@awesomeheavendac
Жыл бұрын
Another red flag is not subscribing to swoozie
@tsoonklah
Жыл бұрын
Omg haven’t heard Crystal Pepsi in so long lol love your energy, all your vids enrich my day, thank you Swoozie
@jennyhaze1957
Жыл бұрын
Your vids got me out of a toxic relationship by pointing things like this out. Thank you swoozie 👍
@shawnondra7727
Жыл бұрын
Besides the pineapple on pizza he's talking straight facts!
@MarquitaLilJB
Жыл бұрын
I always knew swoozie was low key toxic 😂
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem it’s me.
@gregoryreynoso9553
Жыл бұрын
Straight facts! Swoozie spitting that heat! Straight truth venom! Some of ya'll need this truth in ya veins!
@bosesk8erz
Жыл бұрын
Yo swooze this video helped me so much man a similar thing just happened to me and I’ve been feeling regret about ending things with her. This vid came at such a perfect time I feel a whole lot better about my decision now.
@illumi9044
Жыл бұрын
I am severely disappointed, Swoozie, a man we all thought we could trust and believe in, thinks that pineapple belongs on pizza. I hope he sees the error of his ways and does better in the future.
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
Come to house pineapple before it’s too late.
@shanniiine
Жыл бұрын
i'm going on a date for the first time in over a year tomorrow, this video is so well timed
@YOUNNIE29
Жыл бұрын
Good luck and have fun❤❤
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
Hopefully it will be full of green flags
@jordanwolf326
Жыл бұрын
Hope it works out well for you and there's nothing but good vibes and green flags
@proddexwill6129
Жыл бұрын
Yee new swooz video mane , good day
@Brokeboy_Sticks
Жыл бұрын
Always A Great Day when Swoozie Uploads!🔥🔥🔥
@thomaswest2583
Жыл бұрын
Pineapple on pizza I disown this child
@antonioflorio819
Жыл бұрын
Aight Let's fight Swoozie. Don't you dare put pineapple on pizza.
@grovermiller1387
11 ай бұрын
Ngl this video humbled me TYSM my guy I love your content ❤👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@sugerkain3242
Жыл бұрын
Got to say video on Sunday made my day love whenever swoozie uploads ❤
@justalpha9138
Жыл бұрын
How does Swoozie always seem to have such bad luck with girls? :/ One of life's greatest mysteries...
@asian.draper6324
Жыл бұрын
Right?!? Who wouldn’t want to date him?
@ryuusei5412
Жыл бұрын
Aight im here in the comments pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity👍🏾
@pracwiz
Жыл бұрын
No it’s not it’s having an open mind to the possibilities of taste
@labron4740
Жыл бұрын
It’s nasty
@labron4740
Жыл бұрын
It’s a disrespect to Italians
@trekapinder9630
Жыл бұрын
People who eat pineapples on pizzas are serial killers
@WildBIade
Жыл бұрын
Pizza ain't supposed to be sweet and tangy dawg
@roc3797
Жыл бұрын
I'm here for this consistent sWooZie!
@UnDeadBobus
9 ай бұрын
These videos have really helped me, thanks dude
@sor3999
Жыл бұрын
3:33 I've made this connection myself and so glad it's here. After going on some self-improvement journey like changing your eating habits, go to therapy and all: that shit is HARD. So I've learned to treat people as constants.
@ArchAngelOfficialCh
Жыл бұрын
I’ve got a common phrase I tell my friends when they ask for advice and they always go why aren’t you with anyone. That phrase is the Coach Don’t Play. However, after all these dating stories and A+ tier content I’m dying wondering why our man Swoozie hasn’t secured a baddie yet. Now if he’s not trying to lock one down I get it but Id imagine after teaching us so much he’d at least have one solid girl after all these stories. No hate and I’m sure you’re playing the game you want to play man. Wish you the best and have and always love the content.
@aangymp4798
Жыл бұрын
thank u swoozie for this advice
@skyewilliams5171
Жыл бұрын
Love the more frequent uploads!!
@D07Nick
Жыл бұрын
I love how sWooZie keeps me up to date on all dat SoSo etiquette. ✌
@fisherwright2775
Жыл бұрын
Another great video from swoozie
@liquefy547
Жыл бұрын
new video already, good stuff swoozie
@Mlp410nightcore
Жыл бұрын
Hi Swoozie. Your videos are so good and funny. I love watching your videos every day. Keep being your amazing self and I hope you have an amazing day!!
@sonnydee3421
Жыл бұрын
I love watching your new vids on my 30 min brakes at work
@CrazyGamingYT56
Жыл бұрын
Love your content keep up the great work
@SevenAteNiine
Жыл бұрын
The goat returns with perfect timing
@njamestakesontheworld6976
Жыл бұрын
Swoozie!!! I’m late, but love you man!!!❤
@yourmom-lc2yn
Жыл бұрын
just the video i need , thank u sir
@carlosgonzales8379
11 ай бұрын
Just discovered your channel. Bro you’re hilarious!!!
@EricZhaoYT
Жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking about when the next swoozie video was five minutes ago…so glad to see this
@tylerdaperson1213
Жыл бұрын
The grindd 🔥
@MikeHowl
Жыл бұрын
3:29 can confirm, doesn’t work out well😅
@cyberakali1870
Жыл бұрын
I’ve been binge watching all your vids till 8years ago. The beard looking CLEAN.
@baronyang9555
Жыл бұрын
The videos are always a banger
@shourov331
Жыл бұрын
Always a good day when swoozie uploads
@mythicalcreaturesfantasy
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video 🕊 You're a life saver
@EmilyLynn05
Жыл бұрын
SWooZie you deserve better! I’m sorry you keep getting your heart broken doll! ❤ Keeping you in my thoughts! 😘 ps love the videos! You rock with that Prince style my dude! 💜💛✌🏻
@cookienook425
Жыл бұрын
this man is popping off with the vids
@Flyersfan1594
11 ай бұрын
Sometimes I feel like Swoozie sees through my screen into my own scenario without even knowing, he’s on another level and I appreciate that
@StoryTimeFlix
Жыл бұрын
Great video sWooZie !!
@blessinggabntekume1483
4 ай бұрын
Truly insightful broski
@BeedubOutWest
Жыл бұрын
Saw you today in Universal thanks for the pics I've watched you for 10 years now ❤❤❤❤
@swoozie
Жыл бұрын
Glad u liked the video boss! Was nice to meet u
@NeroMai
Жыл бұрын
_Taking notes even though I'm nowhere near the dating crime scene_ 📝🧐
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