It takes courage to choose to stand against evil and tyranny and draw your gun. Courage to be ready to do what you’ve prepared for by arming yourself. But you can never fully prepare yourself to potentially kill another human being over their stupidity to force you into that situation. It takes a lot of courage to risk your future on making the right choices in the situations. If you’ve got a gun and no courage your at a huge disadvantage And a bell of a lot of courage to choose when to counter ambush the threat.
@MariktheGunslinger
10 ай бұрын
@@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 I just wanna watch KZitem, jeez.
@zakbax7259
10 ай бұрын
"Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my driver's license?"
@samuellasky7771
10 ай бұрын
Something I only noticed from watching this video is that Professor Farnsworth and Hermes are the only ones who actually says "Doctor Zoidberg" regularly, nobody else respects him enough to call him Doctor.
@andrefasching1332
10 ай бұрын
They scrapped that in the new season. If i remember correctly Farnsworth refers to him as "Crabthing" in the german version. The episodes are surprisingly well made, im just still not sure if they managed to catch what made the OG show so good
@arthurmartin4616
9 ай бұрын
@@andrefasching1332 Agreed. The first episode felt more like an ad than anything.
@justincase3230
9 ай бұрын
Hermes doesn't respect him he's just a stickler for titles lol
@outlawedmedia4336
9 ай бұрын
Actually they do. Leela calls him 'doctor Zoidberg' when her eye was damaged from elzar, AND again on that episode where Leela was fishing with a harpoon and she caught zoidberg.
@statinskill
21 күн бұрын
Hermes absolutely hates Dr. Zoidberg, Farnsworth and Zoidberg share a secret. Nobody respects him as a medical doctor, which he doesn't even claim to be ("Dr. Zoidberg" - a medical corporation).
@Rose-yx6jq
9 ай бұрын
"God it's Zoidburg, I hate to bother you." *Big bag of money* "Fine fine I'll shut up." He's so polite.
@rabbidguarddog
9 ай бұрын
Fr 😂
@MobolajiE
3 ай бұрын
3:19
@ukaszmozejko9984
10 ай бұрын
That moment of realization you grew up to become Zoidberg...
@redacted2275
10 ай бұрын
But I can't even change my skin... :~
@andrefasching1332
9 ай бұрын
just applied for an engineering position im not in the slightest bit sure i qualify for il just said yes to everything they showed me and tried to be as likable as possible. I felt very zoidbergy doing so but i hope il find some friends there. Embrace zoidbergian applications.
@frimi8593
9 ай бұрын
ukaszmozejko9984, I want you to answer completely honestly to the best of your ability. How many patients have you killed?
@sdgdhpmbp
9 ай бұрын
Yeah... but at least I'm not killing anyone with my incompetence... directly.
@DaFro3713
9 ай бұрын
But I didn’t turn into a zoidb…awwwwww.
@totallytravicious5919
10 ай бұрын
I know this is a zoidber video but I laugh every time at "if you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender."
@Fluxquark
9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Rome: Total War where the AI would sometimes send a diplomat to tell you: "Please do not attack. Accept or we will attack."
@JS-rv3et
9 ай бұрын
@Fluxquark well I mean if you find another tribe and they refuse to coexist only option is to eliminate the threat before they eliminate you
@arthurmartin4616
9 ай бұрын
Not sure if you meant the zoidberg typo
@Talia.777
8 ай бұрын
@@Fluxquark 🤣😂
@RedFloyd469
2 ай бұрын
@@Fluxquark yeah that one actually completely makes sense. It's a silly way to say "Keep your armies away from our borders at all times, and our nations can co-exist peacefully. Cross that line, however, and we will destroy you root and stem." Romans didn't fuck around, man.
@diamondking3785
9 ай бұрын
Favorite moments. 4:18 "And I'll go with... uh..." "Screwed again, my friend!" 4:54 "My names isn't slick... It's Zoidburg... JOHN F'ING ZOIDBURG!!"
@lordrynogaming1553
10 ай бұрын
I do hope we see more of zoidburg's girlfriend. The man deserved a win and it would be bs to take that from him
@megabubfish
10 ай бұрын
Facts. That, more than anything, was why I was happy letting Futurama never come back. The character I liked the most got his happily ever after; what more is there to be done?
@Taijifufu
10 ай бұрын
You don't think the character was contrived to force a happy ending?
@megabubfish
10 ай бұрын
@@Taijifufu Yes, and? It's Futurama, a 22-minute comedy from the same people that made the Simpsons. You're in the wrong place if you want something not stupid and contrived. That being said, giving him a happily ever after was very satisfying after him being shit on for a decade worth of episodes, and it made it feel like a worthy ending to the show.
@andrefasching1332
10 ай бұрын
@@Taijifufumf does not understand that you sometimes just randomly meet a fitting person.
@peytonreed937
9 ай бұрын
Honestly, with how much things changed, I think they could still tell more stories.
@arbknight12
10 ай бұрын
Professor: “I want you to kill me!” Zoidberg: “Alright, give me the knife.”
@manickitty2783
9 ай бұрын
One of my all time favorite lines from Zoidberg is "The President is gagging on my gas bladder.What an honor!" Never fails to make me howl with laughter.
@APAMVs
3 ай бұрын
I like how in that scene, fry looks at Zoidberg like: aww you goofball
@asphyviaa8090
10 ай бұрын
"Stomach contents, one deviled egg" "Deviled egg?" *Devours it* "The same deviled egg" got me to lol
@shakostyle_jp7746
10 ай бұрын
2:39, 0:31 looking straight on at zoidberg's face is always hilarious
@patrik9328
9 ай бұрын
"My name isnt Slick, its Zoidberg. John *bleep* Zoidberg!! Aaarghh!!!"
@kyaradragonhunter2268
9 ай бұрын
"Zoidberg you are an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" Had me in tears
@TimBurtonPrincess
10 ай бұрын
Truman: "Now, what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien human hybrid?" Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?" Truman: "I take exception to that!" Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no!" Gets me every time
@Phantomx1989
10 ай бұрын
8:33 Only time Bender was intimidated by Zoidberg
@StrangerForever85
10 ай бұрын
For that last scene, I was kind of hoping it would also show when she dumped Zoidberg. If you haven’t seen Stench and Stenchibilities, she gets a job as a garbage truck driver and dumps Zoidberg’s dumpster; he ends up in the cab with her and they drive off together.
@alyssagriffin9180
10 ай бұрын
Is she in the new season? Zoidberg deserves happiness and unconditional love!
@StrangerForever85
10 ай бұрын
@@alyssagriffin9180 , no idea. Haven't watched it yet.
@Asahamana
10 ай бұрын
I hated that episode felt so forced to me 😄
@dietznutz1
10 ай бұрын
@alyssagriffin9180 not yet she isn't, they better not just cut her out
@andrefasching1332
10 ай бұрын
@@dietznutz1agree. She is possibly the best newly introduced characters. Way better than Cubert at least. But a gut feeling tells me they decided to ignore anything about Zoidberg and just turned him into funny crab man.
@tacticalassaultanteater9678
9 ай бұрын
Zoidberg was the only Futurama character who was ever allowed to properly swear, and I think that's perfect. Correction: clamps also swears once. Is this a privilege reserved for characters that have reversible thumbs?
@ciel1083
9 ай бұрын
Both have claws
@tacticalassaultanteater9678
9 ай бұрын
@@ciel1083 Are clamps claws? Doesn't a claw have to be pointy?
@earthball2024
9 ай бұрын
@@tacticalassaultanteater9678no. A claw does not have to be pointy. If it did lots of crabs would not have claws.
@vksasdgaming9472
2 ай бұрын
@@earthball2024John Zoidberg does not have claws. He has crustacean pincers known as chelae.
@Varangian_Patriot
9 ай бұрын
I can never see Zoideberg again without thinking it’s Nogla
@unlawfulcoconut7291
9 ай бұрын
“You got me lobster?” ……mhmm!
@reddopes5728
8 ай бұрын
also they sound so similar lol
@jmc_model16
9 ай бұрын
4:59 JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG🦞
@robertdonahue3776
9 ай бұрын
I can’t believe they didn’t put in my favorite scene from Roswell That Ends Well. Zoidberg: “What’s this? A Buffet, oh if only I had my wallet with me.” General: “Um, it’s free.” Zoidberg: “Whaaaaaauugh!” *loud noises of tables and food being thrown and consumed, then a moment of silence before slamming onto the window sucking the grease that lanes on window*
@LordJord001
2 ай бұрын
It makes sense that Nogla used a zoidberg character model in gmod for years. They're so alike in personality that it's scary.
@jameseglavin4
4 ай бұрын
“I’m not hearing a noooo” easily the best exchange
@shadowpuppet8192
9 ай бұрын
I was hoping to see the scene where he walks in on a feast, he gets excited, then gets sad cause he doesn't have his wallet. The general: Uh.. It's free. Zoidberg: *screeches innexcitement* the proceeds to devour everything.
@dorourke105
9 ай бұрын
"are you coming on to me?" 🤣🤣
@SamuelBlack84
Ай бұрын
"I'm not hearing a no" 😏
@leyrua
8 ай бұрын
6:25 this moment made me laugh. She's powering through with sheer SPITE.
@Rockoutloud345
9 ай бұрын
"You're a big inhuman moster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OS_Fullmetal
10 ай бұрын
Me at the end of this video. 4:35
@owo5002
10 ай бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂 And 6:36
@TurboMMaster
10 ай бұрын
Zoidberg is so relatable for me.
@joshuagoforth1658
10 ай бұрын
1:01-1:09 me just yesterday 😂 and now everything is wonderful life can change in an instant
@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
10 ай бұрын
John Zoidberg, my beloved
@sarcasticallyrearranged
9 ай бұрын
He's mine and I'll fight you for him 😤
@archlegofilmes
4 ай бұрын
I love him 😆❤️
@ProWaterpillargiyu-175
Ай бұрын
No he is mine😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬
@friedchipmunk
10 ай бұрын
Nice of you to put 2 clips from the new season in this vid! I’m glad there are some funny moments in this reboot so far
@cheezemonkeyeater
3 күн бұрын
The delivery on "I'm not hearing a no," gets me every time.
@BiassedMarrow24
4 ай бұрын
6:34 has me wheezing
@disneyfan9134
10 ай бұрын
0:29 I would have loved to hear Zoidberg do an evil laugh. That would be hilarious.
@zakbax7259
10 ай бұрын
"Now pick a mouth, open it and say 'የሎብስተር ጥፍሮች.'" "Uhh…እናትህ ቆሻሻ ነች?" "What?! My mother was a saint! GET OUT!"
@thetophatnerd2664
10 ай бұрын
The translation to English just makes it even better (Also where did you get that text?)
@zakbax7259
10 ай бұрын
It’s Amharic, a language from Ethiopia. I chose it just because it looks a lot like alien writing, I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought that when I first saw it
@TactileCoder
8 ай бұрын
As an Ethiopian I read it without thinking 😂
@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929
8 ай бұрын
@@TactileCoderlove to Ethiopia from Russia
@crazyguy32100
10 ай бұрын
"JOHN F#@*ING ZOIDBERG!"
@SpadesNeil
10 ай бұрын
Fry was right about the anchovies. Nobody likes them at first. But they do grow on you. Anchovies and pepperoni is bliss.
@Rose-yx6jq
9 ай бұрын
I'll take your word for it.
@heathergerbyshak4078
Ай бұрын
Just spent an evening making tomato and anchovy pasta. After the first bowlful, I fed it to the garbage disposal.
@user-ym4xy6us5e
23 күн бұрын
Fungus also grows on you. No thanks.
@randomperson-hw6xb
9 ай бұрын
"i always forget about the bones"
@claymenefee6999
9 ай бұрын
Zoidburg will always be my favorite.
@jayluck8047
7 күн бұрын
That Scotch-Tape callback hits on so many levels! 😂
@joshuagoforth1658
10 ай бұрын
Also 4:20-4:23 my favorite zoidberg line 😂
@cassandraevermore8123
10 ай бұрын
Screwed again my friend! XDDD
@joshuagoforth1658
10 ай бұрын
@@cassandraevermore8123 ikr 😂
@Taijifufu
10 ай бұрын
You still have Zoidberg. You *ALL* still have Zoidberg!!😠👉
@reese_zero3437
10 ай бұрын
Doctor: “Stomach contents: one deviled egg.” Zoidberg: “Deviled egg??” *chows down on the egg* Doctor: “The same deviled egg.”
@lesewing
9 ай бұрын
Just a bit later: "Hey, don't do that! I need that to speak!" Scientists proceed to cut faster.
@brockragni1053
9 ай бұрын
0:25 I like Dr. Zoidberg's positivity.
@liborohanka5010
9 ай бұрын
I would include scene where Zoidburg use money he got from state to create dinner for homeless and invites everyone to it, even people who were mean to him before, like Mom. (And she accepted, free meal is free meal)
@jordanriederer1518
10 ай бұрын
3:10 is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen oh my goddddddddd
@user-ym4xy6us5e
23 күн бұрын
It's damned funny, but you're evidently pretty young. 😀
@claywest9528
10 ай бұрын
Stench and Stenchability, where Zoidberg ends up with the flower girl, is really just a parody of Charlie Chaplin's "City Lights" except the girl has no sense of smell, instead of being blind.
@The-Gentleman-Ender
9 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is oddly terrifying imagine seeing that in the dark or running towards you full sprint I genuinely think that would be worse than some horror movies I’ve seen I don’t know wether it’s the smile or the eyes
@thewackerly
8 ай бұрын
Zoidberg staring the gang down as he cuts the pizza *chef's kiss*
@mikeohawk95
10 ай бұрын
2:28 dude I too thought of knife bullets too, and man effective as I figured !
@bellissimo4520
2 күн бұрын
"One of us must be the bad creature!" "Is it me maybe?" 🤣🤣🤣
@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain
10 ай бұрын
7:24-7:38 LOL
@musiclover4life98
10 ай бұрын
I always laugh when I rewatch and the scene comes up 🤣🤣
@theindooroutdoorsman
10 ай бұрын
I like how you snuck the new season in.
@researcherchameleon4602
9 ай бұрын
When he is being disected in Roswell, he says he has 4 hearts as they remove one, later, when bender is going to marry calculon, he says he has 3 hearts, and in Bender’s game, he has 2 hearts, he is down to his last heart
@alibrown172
10 ай бұрын
In Soviet Decapod 10, clams enjoy a tasty you
@long_chin_man
Ай бұрын
3:43 i love how the thing almost pulls off a plausible zoidberg impression, then zoidberg says "is it me, maybe?" and the thing realises its been out-done and immediately reveals itsself lol
@Kas58223
10 ай бұрын
Why did you come to earth Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question
@user-ml2so8dp8i
2 күн бұрын
Zoidberg is my favorite character And he's an underrated character
@74rob69
Ай бұрын
"I'm not hearing a nooo". I use this line...often.
@archlegofilmes
4 ай бұрын
He is so cute ❤️🥺
@ProWaterpillargiyu-175
Ай бұрын
“Screwed again my friend.” Got me laughing hard
@Mister-Red
9 ай бұрын
6:45 this was the first episode I've ever seen of Futurama
@gabrielmendivil5
9 ай бұрын
4:17 Hermes could have partner up with Fry or Bender 😂😂😂
@jedricbarlow3940
5 ай бұрын
*”My name isn’t slick. It’s Zoidberg. John F*cking Zoidgerg”*
@linkin2190
10 ай бұрын
All I see is Nogla when I see zoidberg
@Entheogenics
9 ай бұрын
I can quote every episode 😭
@PaxTheCat
10 ай бұрын
"on earth everybody is looking for a giant squid" As a earth person, I can agree with this statement. We love Squid-san
@retardedstudios4375
9 ай бұрын
3:43 this shit is funny as hell!
@michaelhuynh4953
Ай бұрын
Welcome to my life! *sobs*
@andreiscalpizar7477
6 ай бұрын
You know nogla's voice is quite fitting for zoidburg
@colddeadhands5167
Ай бұрын
Gumbercules? I love that guy...
@TheSemajshadow
10 ай бұрын
Love how disappointed he was he wasn't the monster
@owo5002
10 ай бұрын
Young lady ahahahahahha 7:26
@bmstylee
10 ай бұрын
My mother was a saint.
@TomFynn
17 күн бұрын
"Wait, we still have to talk about the facts of life! What are they?"
@hyicrotai9801
4 ай бұрын
If Zoidberg and Roger met that'd be my 2 favorite 👽
@TinyWolfGirl
10 ай бұрын
It's hard not to hate him for his humor
@SamuelBoreas
10 ай бұрын
Should have ended this with Zoidberg going more... lol
@brockragni1053
3 ай бұрын
8:43 damn Zoidberg, your girl is gorgeous.
@morphyon
10 ай бұрын
„yees… now“
@reddopes5728
8 ай бұрын
“you got me lobster?” “Mhm”
@mathieuleader8601
9 ай бұрын
Zoidberg does do a good sinister cackle
@dantu5377
9 ай бұрын
Which episode does zoidberg cuts the pizza
@incoherentlyspeaking7748
9 ай бұрын
"grab onto my testicles", what a real one
@LordDagron
9 ай бұрын
The deviled egg got me.
@aeraxxis
2 ай бұрын
5:16 me before I got into my first relationship
@breadman6058
9 ай бұрын
3:43 there’s a couple frames after this where he just looks like a reallly fat zoidberg made laugh so hard when it is was on air
@Tiemurillo
10 ай бұрын
Fox really copy right striked the first one ong
@beewell1600
9 ай бұрын
what are you, my drivers licence
@martanek1082
10 ай бұрын
I love inclouding new futurama :3
@dannydecheeto5841
9 ай бұрын
Dathi De Nogla Lore
@alexb141
8 ай бұрын
'it mean itll hatch into a tiny infant creature, unless we cook it first'
@randomnessanimation6831
9 ай бұрын
Zoidberg sounds like Nogla and Nogla sounds like Zoidberg!
@Luke-ky5ed
Ай бұрын
7:14 I don’t remember this scene. Which episode?
@dakotasavage2192
10 ай бұрын
I love the wine do it you like it freaking fish
@MadnessIncVP
10 ай бұрын
6:29 Mmmm. Fried Lobster.
@thaqiftalip2771
8 ай бұрын
I will not forget that Dr. Zoidberg is Daithi De Nogla.
@glennmaher4364
24 күн бұрын
You don`t want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERGGGG
@vksasdgaming9472
2 ай бұрын
He is not lying when he says that he can gut a robot like a fish. Decapodians are dangerous.
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