Jane Do it's really baffling how easily you showed how low your iq is on a KZitem comment section. At least try to hide your stupidity.
@Lui-px8cv
4 жыл бұрын
Now we know why we ain't got no visitors
@xcaluhbration
4 жыл бұрын
This dude just gave the Earth a 3 star rating on Yelp. 😭
@thothheartmaat2833
4 жыл бұрын
I give it 1.. if I could give it less I would.. DO NOT GO...
@LOVEBUNNNY
4 жыл бұрын
This dude just tryin to sell some shit' Space is fucn Fake bruh
@mrhawkyoudown6333
4 жыл бұрын
Andrew McKee space is fake,Star Wars is about as close as it gets to fake space😂 how have you not realized yet? All them probes they send millions of miles away always show you cartoon cgi just like all space documentaries. It’s photoshopped but it has to be’ -Mr blue marble Star Wars is much more entertaining.
@5c0tty5
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@jaredwellman8899
4 жыл бұрын
@@LOVEBUNNNY don't breed dude
@Clubpenguin22
4 жыл бұрын
This man talking about becoming an astronaut like he went for a part time job interview
@z1pp0m4n
4 жыл бұрын
Tyler Point what caught my ear; looking at earth through a dinner plate window “from” space... lol
@seandafny
4 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe this guy
@nexus6514
4 жыл бұрын
@Terry Tibbs that's what I hear lol ...on utube
@checkle1
3 жыл бұрын
@@seandafny he's too good of a storyteller. If I met him off the street, I would think he was a crackpot.
@HappyBloke81
3 жыл бұрын
White privilege
@yasharmj1717
4 жыл бұрын
I totally appreciate his honesty, didn't make up a lame story
@LuisLopez-kp6ek
4 жыл бұрын
Lol made a lame story and lied
@felipenevarezjr2758
4 жыл бұрын
@@LuisLopez-kp6ek feel sorry for you too.
@peytontwatta36
4 жыл бұрын
Luis Lopez what
@mcuthor7831
4 жыл бұрын
Looking out that window he would be able to see 2% to 3% of the earth’s surface. It’s very simple math, take the actual radius of the earth combined with how far away they orbit from earth and what you get is the ability to see about 3% of the earth’s surface. All the HD pictures they’re supposedly beaming down, are still CGI renderings and NASA does not deny that. It’s takes many many smaller pictures to cover the earth’s surface and with information they create a picture of what it would look like. I’m not a ‘flat earthier’ and I love science, but man when you start digging into what NASA tells us, you’ll find a lot of it is not true. As far as creating the CG renderings of Earth, they don’t even deny it. This will come as shock but we do not have the technology to send a satellite out far enough that it would be able to take an HD photo of the entire earth’s surface, or 50% of since it’s a sphere, and beam down to us. Those photos taken from the moon by the Apollo astronauts, are CG renderings of what it would look like. Again, NASA doesn’t deny that.
@kashierr
4 жыл бұрын
MCU Thor so how would the earth look like from space ?? thats all i want to know describe what it would look like please
@mcod99
4 жыл бұрын
joes phone right now: *47 missed calls from Eddie Bravo*
@B1055BH
4 жыл бұрын
MattyClanzz guy above you said 87. Hmm. Something fishy going on here.
@albericponcedeleon2696
4 жыл бұрын
@@B1055BH we better look into it.
@iloveass2289
4 жыл бұрын
MattyClanzz 420*
@Original-Phantom
4 жыл бұрын
Fucking freemasons they use 47 all the time
@crd7876
4 жыл бұрын
God I love these comments
@mrchickflick4444
4 жыл бұрын
Wonder if the earth looked back at him in like ‘meh another bald guy’
@spooks196
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, definitely
@LofiWurld
4 жыл бұрын
Saw too much of Scott Kelly
@kc.designsmiami3103
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao ' sounds like a joke Tom Segura would say
@Subsilent00
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's round too.
@AdubsMMA
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@tizodd6
4 жыл бұрын
When I was doing my ride-time to become a firefighter, there was a short firefighter (probably around 5'3" - 5'5") at one of the departments I trained at. We got to the scene of a car accident and started speaking with witnesses and quickly realized the short guy wasn't around. We eventually found him inside the crashed car getting vitals and talking to the accident victim. Both doors were too damaged to open, but with his size, he was able to drop in through the sunroof and squat in the passenger seat, giving him access to the driver. Just goes to show, being tall is cool and stuff, but everyone has a purpose...
@drboofenshmirtz111
4 жыл бұрын
tizodd6 that’s crazy but i’ll still take my 6 feet lmfaooo
@amazing4867
4 жыл бұрын
What was his purpose? He didnt get them out, he just checked their vitals
@amazing4867
4 жыл бұрын
@ÖC yeah but that didn't do anything lol. People still had to come open it up and get them out of there.
@IIISentorIII
4 жыл бұрын
i was born a genius and i struggle every day......with the unbearable stupidity of my fellow humans i encounter on earth. ;) Excluding Garrett Reisman
@tizodd6
4 жыл бұрын
@@amazing4867 He got the victim's vitals and kept him awake and conscious while the rest of us worked our way to him.
@TheGunmanChannel
4 жыл бұрын
Get Eddie Bravo on with him
@juniorwalker9201
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly lol. . Bravo would've seen right through em
@ninjareaper3577
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, they could create a podcast called "the astronaut, the comedian, and the syndrome"
@randommexican5664
3 жыл бұрын
He's insufferable lol. Almost as bad as Ari Shaffir
@nickburleson3312
3 жыл бұрын
The first time he had sex . Meh its alright.
@Royal109618
3 жыл бұрын
yeah , he lying
@T.Maximus
4 жыл бұрын
Eddie is punching the air right now.
@hiThere-im6wt
4 жыл бұрын
The flat earth air
@milostomic9460
4 жыл бұрын
Edji Brah thinking "they got to hin"
@bigworm5129
4 жыл бұрын
Look into it
@psychoticdaizyproductions569
4 жыл бұрын
Putting his cushions in the gogoplata
@mrhawkyoudown6333
4 жыл бұрын
The horizon is flat from the iss so Eddie bravos beliefs seem dead on
@MrGuitarmanjustin
4 жыл бұрын
Eddie, probably: "This man is an actor hired by NASA."
@mexcellent227
4 жыл бұрын
look into it
@ajrose1245
4 жыл бұрын
I believe that
@davidr5340
4 жыл бұрын
This is all BS. he even looks like an Actor
@craig8860
4 жыл бұрын
David B how can someone look like an actor?
@Nugenesis-dt4qu
4 жыл бұрын
IMO, these guys might be real.. but like he said, theyre up there swapping out batteries and shit on a flimsy little space station thats just a bunch of shitty tubes.. these guys and the ISS are like just a shitty lil billion dollar program to make it look like we do stuff in space and even these assholes hold a shitton of secrets and provide warped data and info, these guys are up there watching plants grow in space, figuring out what happens when you take a dump in space, etc.. while the actual secret multi-trillion dollar space program probably has anti-gravity spaceships, planetary bases and all kinds of shit we dont know about..
@Oxy456
4 жыл бұрын
This guy seems really down to earth.
@DanielAnderssson
2 жыл бұрын
Yes but on adderall. Only down to earth people can handle adderall.
@user-jb8fu9kj6s
Жыл бұрын
Oh i see what you did there
@knowledgezealot
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@jaypaint4855
9 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ha
@ptrekboxbreaks5198
5 ай бұрын
Or really down on earth....
@raymarotero3341
4 жыл бұрын
"The things that unite us are so much stronger and more important than the things that divide us." Simply beautiful
@heresthethingyouguys
3 жыл бұрын
Meh...
@patstaysuckafreeboss8006
2 жыл бұрын
If only everyone had as much common sense as Garrett.
@jnelly814
4 жыл бұрын
I've seen this guy before. He's the one that drilled into the asteroid and saved earth from Steven Tyler.
@satney117
4 жыл бұрын
Jim Nelson lmao 😂
@michaelll
4 жыл бұрын
Hhahahahaha. Bruce Willis little brother
@failoa7587
4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelll Bruce Wilson. Hahaha. Got'im
@michaelll
4 жыл бұрын
@@failoa7587 haha didn't realize i put Wilson instead of Willis. Good catch
@haidicheng5142
4 жыл бұрын
Jim Nelson Bruce Willis’s character was based on this guy.
@andrewboos-hartig6206
4 жыл бұрын
"You don't need to strap yourself into a rocket and fly millions of miles away to realize we are all humans together." Couldn't agree more, mushrooms are so much cheaper.
@fattlebieldproductions3198
4 жыл бұрын
I did shrooms it wasn’t that crazy
@grantd7545
4 жыл бұрын
@@fattlebieldproductions3198 how much did you do?
@zinkarius7
4 жыл бұрын
@@fattlebieldproductions3198 lol take more 😂
@andrewboos-hartig6206
4 жыл бұрын
@@fattlebieldproductions3198 Try at least 7 grams. If you're a beginner i recommend getting an ounce and slowly munching on it through the night.
@joee4894
4 жыл бұрын
@@fattlebieldproductions3198 do about a big handful so like 2 Oz's then stare in the mirror at yourself I'm telling you it's awesome
@Jared2324
4 жыл бұрын
This dude on Yelp: “One of the best chicken parmesans I’ve ever had. And at a very honorable price. 3 stars”
@JonahBaker
4 жыл бұрын
I literally think I sat next to this dude on a plane. He was wearing a SpaceX shirt and I think it was this guy 🤯
@chiefdvm1671
3 жыл бұрын
Haha that's interesting...
@cjoe1950
3 жыл бұрын
Did he see u and go "Meh"
@pleadinsanity621
3 жыл бұрын
🧢
@camdenritter7652
3 жыл бұрын
@@pleadinsanity621 why would somebody decide to make up a story about this 😂😂
@KCJbomberFTW
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve met him at some events he’s a great guy you shoulda said hi! Woulda been a more interesting flight for sure!
@manuelbonilla5921
4 жыл бұрын
Eddie Bravo calls: “I’m telling you man”
@danraz0ralice340
4 жыл бұрын
i read this with his voice xD
@davidgengenbacher7824
4 жыл бұрын
Fake as fuck!!
@YourPalHDee
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mothernature1755
4 жыл бұрын
He should've been like "Ima tell you the truth Joe. Here it goes. Everything you know is a lie. The Earth is a flat disk"
@Petra-R
4 жыл бұрын
Mother Nature seriously? 🤦🏼♀️
@Mr.JoeMontanya
4 жыл бұрын
the Earth is not flat shut your mouth
@barrdack
4 жыл бұрын
You chose a way smaller universe and a more limited simulation. Basically you are an infinite rich person that is choosing to live like a bum because you got conned. Ha ha enjoy the limits of the prison you put yourself into.
@jaredwellman8899
4 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Scoot Scooter just common sense
@sairentokira4786
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Scoot Scooter Do you believe everything a bunch of retards with no degrees say?
@fbmitachiripdareal1734
3 жыл бұрын
They way he set up for the meh is fuccin legendary bruh
@unanimed1
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this guy being the first man on the moon. Instead of “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” all books and movies would quote “meh” 😂
@GrindHardPeezy
4 жыл бұрын
What he’s saying is better than the clickbait title.
@GrindHardPeezy
4 жыл бұрын
Phillip Truong if I’m getting hits I wouldn’t change it. But his explanation was better then saying he was disappointedz
@weakw1ll
4 жыл бұрын
Reverse clickbait
@darealprince99
4 жыл бұрын
Not really. The title fits
@Laikalister
4 жыл бұрын
GrindHardPeezy I mean. He was disappointed though
@shamicentertainment1262
4 жыл бұрын
@@GrindHardPeezy umm, how exactly would you condense him talking for 12 minutes into a tiny thumbnail? You can't capture everything in a sentence, and he was disappointed
@rich842
4 жыл бұрын
Any podcast where they dont talk about twitter or wokeness the whole time is a win at this point
@kevindube7096
4 жыл бұрын
That’s probably 75% of the episodes in the last 6 months. Seems like things are improving.
@mosatsoni4324
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: “Did you smoke DMT in space?”
@wademichalski768
4 жыл бұрын
mosatsoni “how do u think I got there in the first place.”
@ernestogutierrez2673
4 жыл бұрын
"I did smoke it but it was meh"
@anttam117
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Did you smoke DMT while watching Ex Machine with a monkey in space?"
@lordorochimaru9431
3 жыл бұрын
Ant Tam with Alex Jones eating elk meat
@SWAGGER573
3 жыл бұрын
Ok but on some real shit. Imagine being on psychedelics in space
@PH1M0
4 жыл бұрын
I like that he didn’t get discouraged when the other guy told him he would never do a space walk, and in fact, he got the high score and eventually did more than one 👏
@thomaspayne6866
2 жыл бұрын
BS story. So he struggled like hell underwater, and the suit wouldn’t fit him according to the tall guy, but they actually did shorten the suit and he was the best astronaut walker ever? BS
@Imadethistocomment13
4 жыл бұрын
Eddie Bravo's must be screaming his head off right now
@remylebeau5212
4 жыл бұрын
"Gotta look into it"😂
@T.Maximus
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jerzeyguy71
4 жыл бұрын
why, he would never watch this, it would teach him something..
@Imadethistocomment13
4 жыл бұрын
@@jerzeyguy71 But he says he watches everything that has to do with space. 'To defeat the enemy, you must know the enemy'
@Ck-jy8bw
4 жыл бұрын
@@jerzeyguy71 eddie is seriously smart he just applys his knowledge to the wrong subjects
@IWill_iTV
4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t mean to knock those guys”.... then proceeds to knock those guys
@stillmatic03
4 жыл бұрын
Yep, those type of comments are always followed by contradiction I’m not tryna be racist... butttt lol
@transmundanemusic
4 жыл бұрын
@@stillmatic03 If you're going to be narrow sighted about it. It's entirely possible for people to have nuanced feelings on a subject, and want to specify what they DON'T want to be implied by what they have to say.
@slimetruck
4 жыл бұрын
Stillmatic how is that racist
@ThunderEcks
4 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Duprey He wS giving an example of said contradictions
@TheChugg11
4 жыл бұрын
I’m all for free speech but...
@42doodoochips
4 жыл бұрын
Garrett - "If I had one word to describe it, it was meh" Joe - "REALLY?!" Garrett - "Yeah haha" Joe - "Get off my show"
@42doodoochips
4 жыл бұрын
@Jane Do If you say so
@spiritualhuman1544
4 жыл бұрын
Jane Do exactly it’s all fake maybe we live in a simulation or space is real just not what they have shown us
@42doodoochips
4 жыл бұрын
@Jane Do don't worry Mike, Jane doodoo doesn't get any pussy in his life, so he's upset at the world. Let him and his keyboard be
@AlxndrJG
4 жыл бұрын
Jane doodoo left the chat
@WhoNeedsRussiansAnyway
4 жыл бұрын
@@spiritualhuman1544 what?!
@terrelmaz8424
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Joe: "so the the first time when you saw earth was that the first time?"
@yoeltaveras1861
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I thought I was the only one tht caught tht
@justsendmelocation313
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao searching for this comment, thought I was the only one to point it out.
@epyonsystem1869
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo oh shit
@asiyaehsan1682
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo, hes prbly on something
@honkytonkinson9787
4 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking that the kind of person who can achieve becoming an astronaut is probably not easily impressed.
@Christian-oi7sd
4 жыл бұрын
Norris exactly. This guys a fraud
@xoVirtuous
4 жыл бұрын
@ryan norris what
@zacharynetzer819
4 жыл бұрын
@ryan norris Whatever you say, dork.
@smallrossy
4 жыл бұрын
He's saying he had seen pictures of the Earth from space before, So it kinda soured his experience.
@jamesgalvin41
4 жыл бұрын
ryan norris He made it to space and you didn’t, jealous little anti-Semite
@TheChugg11
4 жыл бұрын
“So on your first day, was that your first time in space?” “On my first day on my first mission was my first time in space, yeah”
@Eezbeats
4 жыл бұрын
Lol dude i said the same thing 😂😂😂
@wfh440
4 жыл бұрын
You're a nincompoop
@seandafny
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@NeverDoubtMe23
4 жыл бұрын
Yep, we all heard it and watched the same video you did.
@nuntana2
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@stonchie4687
4 жыл бұрын
I love how honest and real he is
@catherineseapratt6182
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like seeing earth from the moon rather than the ISS might be more of a wow factor...
@dewbeats8520
4 жыл бұрын
You can only see a quarter of the earth from the moon
@catherineseapratt6182
4 жыл бұрын
Myles Turner Films yes but you can see more of it’s entirety from further away rather than sitting on its atmosphere. Seeing earth from the moon is to me, personally better
@SkowCentral
4 жыл бұрын
I love Goddess big fact
@DestroyNations
4 жыл бұрын
@@catherineseapratt6182 really? Can i go with you next time?
@347Jimmy
4 жыл бұрын
How much of Earth you can see depends where on the moon you are From the permanent far side, you can't see any of it Keep in mind, the most you can ever see of a distant sphere at one time is half at best
@sarahmedouni8844
4 жыл бұрын
I still get impressed looking at the sky so I don't think seeing the whole earth would be meh
@RedCanyonWolf
4 жыл бұрын
Sarah medouni sane here. I’m literally mind blown at a an eclipse or seeing the Milky Way. Even seeing certain landscapes on earth gets me in the feels. Can’t imagine being so jaded that the gd PLANET has me like “meh.”
@myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892
4 жыл бұрын
JoshNortonalias that’s not true at all. Otherwise the “overview effect” wouldn’t be a thing.
@myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892
4 жыл бұрын
JoshNortonalias en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overview_effect www.universetoday.com/14455/the-human-brain-in-space-euphoria-and-the-overview-effect-experienced-by-astronauts/ Viewing the earth from space is often accompanied by sentiments of unity, a feeling of “profound connection with the universe” It’s also accompanied by sentiments of wanting the best for Earth and humanity, and protecting both. Even if this isn’t a “real” psychological term, my point is that a sociopath in the traditional sense, shouldn’t feel such strong emotions when looking at earth. They even mention Overview Effect in this interview. The astronaut in the video expected to feel it, but didn’t, hence he called the earth “meh” TL;DR it’s just a euphoric feeling that some astronauts have when viewing earth from space first hand.
@ceramikxxx5882
4 жыл бұрын
Yea hes a plant
@TheAfrothunderr
4 жыл бұрын
R u stupid? What kinda moron is impressed with the atmosphere 😂😂
@4trahasis
4 жыл бұрын
Average human - sees 10,000th picture of Earth from space: "whoa space is f*n awesome!" Garrett Reisman - actually sees Earth from space: "Meh."
@DonaldSeymourjr
4 жыл бұрын
I had the same experience when going to the aquarium. By watching so many HD videos of octopuses and sharks in the tanks , the experience became very slighted.
@DonaldSeymourjr
4 жыл бұрын
@ryan norris I guess.
@allanrojas9226
4 жыл бұрын
Cause he never went
@temporarymomentary
4 жыл бұрын
@@DonaldSeymourjr Thats why I stop to watch anything. I rather experience things on my own.
@sumega2633
4 жыл бұрын
why is this guy talking to himself
@HgCraftGamer
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@W3sker
3 жыл бұрын
What do u mean
@jahuliian1159
3 жыл бұрын
@@W3sker r/whooooooosh
@IronMan-tk8uc
3 жыл бұрын
I think the most outspoken of this ''Overview Effect'' was the 6th man to walk on the Moon, Dr. Edgar Mitchell (Apollo 14 Lunar Module Pilot) in February 1971. He said that when they were returning from the Moon on a particular calm part of the mission, he looked at the one of the windows of the Command Module and saw at the same time, the Earth, the Sun and the rest of the stars and this celestial vision shook him to his core because he felt that everything in the Universe was connected, an epiphany of immense proportions. Other astronauts such as Mike Collins and Mike Massimino also commented about the effect. Reisman on the other hand didn't felt anything of importance that dramatically changed his worldview and that's fine, some people have different reactions to things. Now, if it was me though, I would never be able to be the same after entering orbit, seeing for the first time the true nature of the cosmos and stare right into the abyss of deep space infinity (which is something that always unsettled me), much less watching Earth rotate under me from the surface of the Moon (like the 12 Apollo astronauts have experienced). Maybe in the future, when space travel will be common place, this kind of effect will be no longer felt on people, but for now, when just a few hundreds of lucky souls have been outside Earth's atmosphere, this will be felt quite strongly in a lot of people.
@jsquared1013
2 жыл бұрын
The Earth's rotation is too slow to see from the moon (you'd notice the change if you didn't look up for a few hours, then looked up again and saw the shift in position of continents or whatnot, but you wouldn't perceive the rotation). Part of why it may have been more profound an effect on the Apollo guys is because, back then, there was essentially no imagery of the Earth from that kind of distance. They were seeing it for the first time in human history. In the modern era, we grow up seeing external pictures of Earth from all sorts of locations (Shuttle, ISS, old Moon mission photos, etc), so while the actual, in-person view might be far more dramatic, it's a view that we are somewhat conditioned to already.
@inertiaforce7846
Жыл бұрын
What you said above may be the reason why Neil deGrasse Tyson isn't all that excited to go to space either and says he wants to go to the moon or beyond.
@matthewpettit5313
4 жыл бұрын
The earth from space "meh" Joe: have you ever tried DMT?
@teerevevourdeminingo4274
4 жыл бұрын
35 likes for a copied shit joke.
@mattboyce3276
4 жыл бұрын
@@teerevevourdeminingo4274 lmao
@matthewpettit5313
4 жыл бұрын
@@teerevevourdeminingo4274 59 now mate!!!!! Thanks for the comment love all supporters. Haters or not!!!!
@ZaneEckols
4 жыл бұрын
how about DMT in space
@teerevevourdeminingo4274
4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewpettit5313 old Amy Schumer over here.
@JSchlo401
4 жыл бұрын
This a type of guy who goes to Niagara falls and is like, "ehhh just some water. I seen it on TV before 🙄."
@TheAfrothunderr
4 жыл бұрын
Lol let me guess ur the type to rethink life and turn christian 😂😂 its just goddamn water.
@kaemajor2764
4 жыл бұрын
JSchlo401 right 😂
@danielbel67
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheAfrothunderr life must suck for you... not enjoying the little things...
@user-ch5zy6vt2f
4 жыл бұрын
More like he is a type of guy who goes to space and see the planet Earth and says is like "ehh, just a blue sphere. I've seen on tv" Oh, that's not a joke!!!! He really is that fucking kind of guy!!
@seandafny
4 жыл бұрын
Im definitely that guy lol
@alexanderbemis9065
4 жыл бұрын
I heard “world without borders” and knew Big Boss and Boss creamed their pants somewhere in sync
@makayladorvil1542
Жыл бұрын
It's so cool to hear astronaut experience in a casual style conversation
@inukecountries1
4 жыл бұрын
Joe “does the space suit have pockets to store hits of dmt?” Rogan
@dafne_xo
4 жыл бұрын
DA BOUL BLACKLUNGZ ok boomer
@dakotasavage5397
4 жыл бұрын
@DA BOUL BLACKLUNGZ Generalizing that much is ignorant.
@JasperSupah
4 жыл бұрын
@DA BOUL BLACKLUNGZ ok boomer
@NikeShoe
4 жыл бұрын
imagine tripping in space 😳
@Sadeness99
4 жыл бұрын
Wtf would dmt in space be like
@ericallen7112
4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting on Joe to ask him about the flat earth the entire time.
@MonsieurDrobot
4 жыл бұрын
Eric Allen He wouldn’t touch that subject because they are catering towards sci fi programmed retards. It would be too much of a risk to even mention Earth being stationary here.
@MonsieurDrobot
4 жыл бұрын
The Catmother Quite the contrary. It’s actually time for you to stop pretending you exist any direction besides upright and that we’re all strapped around a lava filled dirt ball that is endlessly ballerina twirling in the air we breathe. Earth isn’t moving, put the bottle full of delusion down and quit pretending people exist below you like a bunch of bats on the other side of the known world.🙃😹🥂
@alphafitter4699
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Drobot 🤦🏼♂️
@Brosabroads
4 жыл бұрын
@@MonsieurDrobot are you trolling or serious ?
@MichaelDominguez25
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Drobot u need to leave moms house bad become a man
@inertiaforce7846
Жыл бұрын
This dude had a really positive aura.
@romaraingames3993
4 жыл бұрын
10:17 "what if you had to pee ?" with staring eyes. That was a magic. :D I like Joe for this very incongruous form of humor.
@mrblonde432
4 жыл бұрын
Why isn't Eddie Bravo in there screaming "LIAR!" at him like Carol Kane from Princess Bride?
@meirbergstein4526
4 жыл бұрын
no need... its obvious this mans liar.
@pureblood369
4 жыл бұрын
Have fun storming the castle
@aguy2162
4 жыл бұрын
That's what I came down here to say lol
@ArnoldDarkshner99
4 жыл бұрын
Lol thank you for that mental image.
@springwoodslasher79
4 жыл бұрын
@@meirbergstein4526 you are a delusional moron. Never breed.
@zDialecticChaos
4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know who this guy is before but I really like hearing his stories he tells them well and I can only imagine how badass it would be to be in space
@lawsofthecosmos173
4 жыл бұрын
Especially his space walk story, fuck that tall guy!
@xxbodycountxx7626
4 жыл бұрын
You are listening to a liar.
@zDialecticChaos
4 жыл бұрын
Laws of the Cosmos lol I’m 6’2 we’re not all that bad!!
@andrewdimas2834
4 жыл бұрын
@@xxbodycountxx7626 honestly no one has been to space haha its funny how they believe it
@ThirdCoastNative
4 жыл бұрын
xxBODYCOUNTxx where’s your proof that he’s lying?
@lqtaher2
4 жыл бұрын
Where’s Eddie ? Put this man on podcast with Eddie.
@bluewaternebula652
4 жыл бұрын
One of the best guests I’ve seen in a while.
@AmB39
4 жыл бұрын
His pupils look jacked
@aidensnacklad4178
4 жыл бұрын
Like he's hypnotized
@barebasics
4 жыл бұрын
He’s lying
@gregory7406
4 жыл бұрын
Hes a freemason liar
@matthewmartinez140
4 жыл бұрын
@@barebasics sounds like hes trying to remember...
@matthewmartinez140
4 жыл бұрын
@@aidensnacklad4178 hes just trying to remember his lines.
@redpeppersgreentomatoes
4 жыл бұрын
Joe needs Eddie Bravo asking him questions in his earpiece
@jaredwellman8899
4 жыл бұрын
Why Eddie's a dumbass
@seandafny
4 жыл бұрын
I wud love to hear that. Lol like the episode of Spongebob with Patrick helping him get his boating license
@jeanetteharold5991
3 жыл бұрын
I love the resiliency. The fact that he didn’t let the dude who was mean to him discourage him. Then he didn’t let initially failing stop him. And ultimately he prevailed. That’s beautiful.
@beeman4266
2 жыл бұрын
I've never had panic attacks but I know for a fact if I was on a spacewalk I would have a full blown panic attack. Kudos to those guys that do it, there's no way I could. That's utterly terrifying.
@Blakky-vm7ng
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I had a panic attack listening to this !
@winninginlife
Жыл бұрын
You need to find a sense of a Spiritual relationship with the Creator/Universe. I'm in awe of everything that is not man made...albiet I understand certain things are dangerous to us humans. It just makes me more in awe of Who created All this....their Intelligence knows no bounds. The thought of Trillions of Universes created is Mind Boggling🤗
@MrBiggysmalls87
4 жыл бұрын
1:22 “Meh.” God: ILL SHOW YOU MEH Spaceship: explodes
@MegatronYES
4 жыл бұрын
Melvin the Mop Boy ahah hahahahah holy fuck a hahahah was hahwhahwhahehhe
@juniorditrucker
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kesiif
4 жыл бұрын
Why God gotta be a baby like that lol
@lunacy9825
4 жыл бұрын
Kesiif because God’s kind of a baby like that with all the smiting he does 😂
@akam9919
4 жыл бұрын
@@lunacy9825 From a Biblical perspective, it's not like that. People have freewill, and so does God. God, however, is the only being perfectly capable of holding Himself to a standard...(well, 'cept for the angels, but that's a different story). The standard He holds Himself to love. Part of love is justice. Now, suppose you're God. You decided to create the universe--heaven and earth--and fill it sentient beings with freewill. Freewill means they choose whether or not they do their part in the system you created or tear it down is up to each individual (Freewill does not mean you literally can do anything you want (interactions between other beings have to happen eventually); it means that you can set your intended course of action as far is you are capable. This includes what you are able to do physically, mentally, and spiritually). Why would you give each agent what might as well be full autonomy? Love desires to spread but is only truly love if it is freely given and received. Now that all spiritual agents have freewill. There is going to need to be someone whose job it is to sustain it from decay, protect it from evil, and prevent it from falling into chaos. Basically, they would need to king. Now, technically, anyone could hold the office, but no one can fulfill it. Furthermore, if they are given the power to do so, how can the society--on and above the earth--be sure it is running how it should be? The only being capable of that is the one who is most intimately knowledgeable about it: the one who created it. Therefore, God is the only being that should even be on the throne by not only His right as the Master Creator but also the requirements of office. Since God is the only entity that should be King and He is a loving God, the only loving thing God could do is be King. As King, though, He can't just ignore problems; He has to solve them. Among those is sin. I could go more in-depth into the way God is currently solving the problem of sin and evil, but this is a YT comment not a theological paper. Just to oversimplify, under the heavenly government, King is also Judge, and Sin, being under that government, is essentially a criminal issue. Therefore, God must judge. Some portions of judgment happen on earth such as the ending of each of our lives in the physical universe (technically speaking, death isn't the punishment for the entirety of humanity(2 dudes literally didn't die in the past in addition to the coming rapture(don't ask me the mechanics of it. I'm not God, who is not constrained by the laws of physics.)), finite days in the physical are). " "Special smiting" of specific individuals/cities happens because of the spiritual path they choose to follow regardless of consequences. This is why God told Israel to completely annihilate certain city-states: the practices they were doing would be considered wicked by not only God's standard but also that of nonbelievers. Some of the stuff happening in those towns included human sacrifice and bestiality. If any amount of that culture was allowed to continue, it could have spread into that of the Israelites(not that it didn't happen, but if your foundation is wrecked, do you really care about an interior hole in a wall?).
@quinnbrou612
4 жыл бұрын
Eddie is currently is stalking this man, waiting to strike
@pivotguydc1149
3 жыл бұрын
"You shouldn't have to go up into space to realize we're all human and we're all in this together" 🔥🔥
@theodddish1846
3 жыл бұрын
When you say "we're all in this together' do you mean that us in first world countries are in it together with countries that are war torn and or all those people that die escaping them, or all those disease ridden countries and countries going through famine ect?
@pivotguydc1149
3 жыл бұрын
@@theodddish1846 I recognize that experiences between countries differs wildly, especially those who are victims of systems such as colonialism and imperialism. However, what I think Reisman was referring to was the fact that we all live on the same planet, are all human, all have some degree of shared experience, and have a responsibility to take care of one another.
@abhishekswamy4786
4 жыл бұрын
"im vertically chellanged"
@mikelr9633
4 жыл бұрын
Challenged bro
@tylerforde87
4 жыл бұрын
Eddie: The hole was the size of a dinner plate? What did you do? Astronaut: I looked into it.
@unclethou277
4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@chicofromph33nix64
4 жыл бұрын
@Jane Do when I was listening to this guy talk,I basically got the impression that he is saying space is water.. that's why they train in a pool.they are telling the ones who have eyes and a brain that space isn't a vaccum,but its water..
@tylerforde87
4 жыл бұрын
@Jane Do there's 6 fundamentals of science: Observe Question Research Hypothesis Experiments Analysis. Once the analysis is published, other scientists recreate it in different ways. If they all come to the same conclusion, then it becomes theory. The bible is filled with great lessons, but most of it is horse shit. It seems that you would rather believe a book that's written to control people, than listen to hundreds of years of science, then act like we're the brainwashed ones. Try these fundamentals and I guarantee, you'll find the earth is a ball. Look into vortex math, and the golden ratio, and you'll understand the inner workings of the universe. It's okay that you have an IQ of 80, but don't try to bring others down to your level, when you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. If god existed, he'd want you to constantly expand the beautiful mind he gave you, not be a barely sentient dolt that buys every shiny thing it sees. Good luck on your path of stupidity. God hates you.
@seandafny
4 жыл бұрын
Meh
@cleitonakaspyda
4 жыл бұрын
@@tylerforde87 that requires a lot of thinking and the religion doesn't allow that sorry, btw what did u say about shiny stuff?
@raphythemighty2613
4 жыл бұрын
Damn Joe straight up poop shamed the guy lol
@_--INFiNiTE_C0NSCi0US--_
4 жыл бұрын
😆
@omgitsjoetime
4 жыл бұрын
Raphy TheMighty everybody has shit themselves
@patstaysuckafreeboss8006
2 жыл бұрын
So many people are used to people saying what they want to hear, that when somebody is brutally honest they try to shit on them for it. This guy is an amazing story teller
@heartofthehood6252
4 жыл бұрын
"Theres no dotted lines between countries" most underrated point he said
@heartofthehood6252
4 жыл бұрын
@Missy jenns amputated penis Mmm lol dont know if you serious! But I dont think that's the point he was conveying
@vjm007
4 жыл бұрын
based on his tripadvisor review of Earth, I don’t expect aliens will be visiting much
@communityEsc
4 жыл бұрын
Local Astronaut Claims The Planet Earth is “Kinda Mid, NGL.”
@ccshredder9506
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like sumn youd read in plague haha
@ScandalBeats
3 жыл бұрын
“On my first mission is the first time I’ve been in space “ much greater that Neil Armstrong’s quote
@RG-pi4xr
3 жыл бұрын
" you realize we are all...(trapped)... on the same boat"
@greigtoye
4 жыл бұрын
1:38 *EDDIE BRAVOING INTENSIFIES*
@greigtoye
4 жыл бұрын
@Cthulhu In the deep Nobody is saying that. What is true though is NASA being a lying corrupt shady branch of the government.
@greigtoye
4 жыл бұрын
@Cthulhu In the deep Not at all. The earth could be a fucking cube for all we know. The point to consider though is we are being lied to. Something is going on, and they aren't telling us. There is so much documented evidence out there of NASA's lies and deception that you'd be a moron to believe anything they say.
@will-fx7yq
4 жыл бұрын
eddie is screaming on the 405 somewhere now
@dongambino5308
4 жыл бұрын
will LMFAOO
@dongambino5308
4 жыл бұрын
My fav comment so far
@stacy9240
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he put in that much effort that he exactly should’ve to prepare to attempt look at earth in the most beautiful way makes me respect him even more. i feel like he had too much of an expectation for it though so that’s why it made the experience way less better than it should have been, i think he should have gone in expecting whatever, and if it was a good experience great! if it was ehh bad then sure that’s completely fine. like with all things don’t overestimate them all the time.
@superchiller123chill
4 жыл бұрын
i like how he sneaks dad jokes in here and there
@unseeneverywhere4580
4 жыл бұрын
You know
@Rytosyoyo
4 жыл бұрын
If I closed my eyes I'd think Kevin Bacon is talking.
@Offonweekends
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao fr
@raulduke1528
4 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmm Bacon
@sammyzonna8045
3 жыл бұрын
Apollo 13 kevin bacon
@buffalotitan6123
4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if he said "I looked down and expected the Earth to be a circle, but it was square."
@wordsunheard2383
4 жыл бұрын
Buffalo Titan but did he see just one side?
@GiovanniMerceron
4 жыл бұрын
Seriously lol
@GoonaTVhi
3 жыл бұрын
This dude lookin like a mid 40s human version of Darth Maul
@ekuche8335
9 ай бұрын
He is the most real astronaut ever. I love it.
@fpsdovah2572
4 жыл бұрын
Your first time seeing the earth from space and you say meh? Alrighty
@Breakhammer82
4 жыл бұрын
He’s crazy
@briantime9880
4 жыл бұрын
Berlin Lopez no he’s educated and mature
@licmysak4130
4 жыл бұрын
Eddies definitely looking into it as we speak
@aguy2162
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, excuse me Mr. CIA, while I've got you here, can you maybe stop watching my dreams and putting bugs under my skin? It really distracts me from the quantum computer my dog and I are building. Oh, and I know what you and the mailman are up too, so if you could please give me my kids back too, that'd be great, thanks.
@MegaDudeman21
4 жыл бұрын
@@aguy2162 amazing comment
@licmysak4130
4 жыл бұрын
A Guy i can do something’s but you ain’t getting your kids back bro after what we seen on your ring cameras
@MegaDudeman21
4 жыл бұрын
@@licmysak4130 the fuck is a ring camera?
@JackBurton.
4 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/r4d_r2GFb4CfZYo Easy - start from the beginning FAKE
@kkjj4508
2 жыл бұрын
What a great guest this guy is so casual he's so in tune Jo you are so great at interviewing and we talked with people like you know exactly what the subject matter is no matter what it is incredible great job Joe fantastic guests
@MV12267
3 жыл бұрын
"We're all in the same boat" underrated quote.
@rickewilde
3 жыл бұрын
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
@quit7438
4 жыл бұрын
Dude said mehh.
@aysechrystaka
4 жыл бұрын
Disrespectful as fuck
@msmithivh1
4 жыл бұрын
Because its BULLSHIT
@aysechrystaka
4 жыл бұрын
KeRon Tucker to anyone that appreciates that we live on a miraculous planet that has perfect calibrations for breeding life lol
@MrJwyne
4 жыл бұрын
🤣 great answer ...he said it was cool, but it wasn’t overly majestic like it’s portrayed in media
@OHB666
4 жыл бұрын
Nonchalont how could it not be overly majestic just imagine looking down at that glowing blue ball like wtf I can’t even comprehend it would be insane I feel sick on a boat after a while of seeing water imagine floating above the fuxking earth
@iTuber012
4 жыл бұрын
This guy has great comedic timing
@TheBitterRiffs
Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite interviews Joe has done. I go back and re watch this one more than any others
@Jaa_morant
Жыл бұрын
My first time watching. Should I watch full?
@mattd6200
9 ай бұрын
@@Jaa_morant YES!
@harambey
4 жыл бұрын
Every kid ever: I'm going to be a astronaut when i grow up This guy: allow me to introduce myself
@hotdogtrainer5359
4 жыл бұрын
Uuuummmmm I freaked out when I looked at the moon through a real telescope for the first time and my heart is bearing just thinking of being in a space ship and looking back at earth!!!!!!!!
@frightenedsoul
4 жыл бұрын
Ondine Bult What if, when you went to peer through the telescope at the moon, you saw the Earth instead? Twilight Zoned!
@Laikalister
4 жыл бұрын
RECON 5.7 lmfao what
@PhaseSkater
4 жыл бұрын
Ondine Bult if that freaks you out then I bet everything does snowflake
@helliswar
4 жыл бұрын
@@Laikalister Another baby , you tell us baby
@temporarymomentary
4 жыл бұрын
I remember the time when I saw Saturn through a real telescope. My heart stops for a second. It was majestic.
@therealkumarik
4 жыл бұрын
No one: Garrett Reisman: 😳
@xoxo-pp7ru
4 жыл бұрын
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🤔😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@NCeeJayM
4 жыл бұрын
Die format, die.
@therealkumarik
4 жыл бұрын
@@NCeeJayM if you can't beat them, join them
@w.dieterich7077
4 жыл бұрын
dude still shocked from seeing the earth from space 😳
@EGarrett01
4 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it be "Everyone: "?
@pookiemonkey1474
4 жыл бұрын
This guy must be a legend on Yelp
@platinumpeyton
4 жыл бұрын
Mans said “meh” 💀💀💀
@aaf9666
4 жыл бұрын
whats up with this guys pupils. did bro pop a 30mg addy before the podcast
@RGTtrue
4 жыл бұрын
Line of glass
@thesunbehindthesun1574
4 жыл бұрын
@@RGTtrue syringe full of glass. Thick, syrupy shot.
@MonsieurDrobot
4 жыл бұрын
I assumed cocaine, but adderall is likely it.
@RGTtrue
4 жыл бұрын
@@thesunbehindthesun1574 lol wiild
@THamm-xt8jm
4 жыл бұрын
His pupils look normal but damn he’s straining his eyelids keeping them way open like that
@brandonguzman3386
4 жыл бұрын
This man literally went to space, lived there, came back, and casually talks to Joe Rogan about it....wow.
@alexrunning8763
3 жыл бұрын
After listening to his explanation, I think it closely resembles my experience visiting the Mona Lisa. I went "meh" in my head when I was standing in front of it for the same reasons. I was probably 25ft away from a surprisingly small and hugely famed piece of art that I can examine in much better detail from my phone. The spectacle for me was that it was present, not that it was spectacular. Like Garrett mentions, my expectations were so high that I became underwhelmed
@sebbie_gonzo
3 жыл бұрын
Visited the Mona Lisa in 2017. I had the EXACT same reaction.
@thomaspayne6866
2 жыл бұрын
Dude it’s just a painting, not comparable to being in space and seeing the earth beneath you. Just being in space should be a surreal experience.
@eldinamita7550
4 жыл бұрын
*"A GREAT ASTRONAUT ONCE SAID, MEHH"*
@ripixi
4 жыл бұрын
1:38 we got hd footage coming down from space now... oh really but all UFO footage caught in space is filmed with a toaster hmm something doesn't add up
@kevincole6955
4 жыл бұрын
Bhaaaaaaahhhh.. oh shit..m thank u sir and may god keep u.. that was funny..
@111highgh
4 жыл бұрын
70% of comments : Where is Eddie Bravo? 30% of comments : His pupils are huge.
@bobthebuilder6553
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit his pupils are huge
@samuelponce1
4 жыл бұрын
Man there are hes on something
@jonathanwilliam980
4 жыл бұрын
Bob the Builder maybe it means he’s seen some crazy shit and he’s worried he will let it slip out
@spacewalker4829
4 жыл бұрын
Shapeshifter would be my guess
@terdcutter3193
4 жыл бұрын
hes on space meth
@thetruth6270
Жыл бұрын
The inescapable realization the Earth is round.
@katherinepoltoratzky6068
4 жыл бұрын
Garrett describing seeing earth in person: Meh Garrett describing HD video of earth: Spectacular
@booboobearluv
4 жыл бұрын
When all the comment section wishing Eddie Bravo was there🤔
@GARDUNOFAMILY
4 жыл бұрын
Eddie bravo is literally squirming on the floor sweating like crazy
@BasicBobby
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is the coolest genius astronaut rocket scientist ever.
@annafedorova_sf
Жыл бұрын
Amazing interview. More astronaut interviews, pretty please !
@MrAjallday91
4 жыл бұрын
"Theres 3 different sizes. Medium, large, and extra large." Why not - small, medium, large.
@rockmoththarulah6453
4 жыл бұрын
Well... because he said small has a slim to none chance of going.
@hereweare1512
4 жыл бұрын
Adam Johnson Apparently the astronauts were all using the large size originally when they weren’t “large.” So they made the sizes bigger pol
@MrAjallday91
4 жыл бұрын
This is clearly going over everyone's head 😆
@rammsteinrulz16
4 жыл бұрын
Because America
@johnbrown7802
4 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the short fortune teller that just robbed the bank? Next day headlines were " SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE" so sorry.
@medotata5356
4 жыл бұрын
"As a scientist, I had to experiment." "Of course!"
@Olympian085
4 жыл бұрын
Auguste piccards first time in space in the 1930s - " it seems a flat disk" This man saw the same but ain't gonna talk about it
@trackingcalin1988
4 жыл бұрын
When did you first tried the suit? 5 minutes before I jumped to space.
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