"You can just take pennies?" He said with a Jewish shimmer in his eye
@Ducaso
3 жыл бұрын
Stav’s “Relax Adam“ immediately afterward was the cherry on top.
@hurrayforvideogames
3 жыл бұрын
The GTA driving background visuals is potentially the most significant cultural contribution of the 21st century so far. Dude it’s so good
@michaelgraham9774
3 жыл бұрын
I feel you. It's kinda sad that Los Santos is more mapped out in my head than my own home town.
@itcanwait
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelgraham9774 omg, yes! I love just driving in the game and going nowhere lol, cheaper than driving in real life!
@jonb7934
3 жыл бұрын
@@itcanwait we need to find you more things to do
@burpostockings
3 жыл бұрын
I know, I'm sad that I only have a 360, but I love just cruising around in GTA. I've played the Xboxone version, and the first person cruising is just another level
@ronaldmcdon
2 жыл бұрын
Booze Cruise simulator
@FartinHolesInMyUndies
3 жыл бұрын
Knowing nick still desperately wants for his life to end even though he makes 15k a month doing a podcast about gay penis is both amazingly depressing and strangely comforting
@drewbocop
3 жыл бұрын
15? I think you need to check again.
@FartinHolesInMyUndies
3 жыл бұрын
@@drewbocop assuming they split the money of course Edit:fuck me they’re at 74k it is more u right
@drewbocop
3 жыл бұрын
@@FartinHolesInMyUndies it's crazy dude. Love the avatar btw one of my favorite memes.
@Harry-fy3te
3 жыл бұрын
@@FartinHolesInMyUndies also sponsors
@bruhdon4748
3 жыл бұрын
@@FartinHolesInMyUndies and nick takes half and stav and Adam half the other half between them
@What-go8ng
3 жыл бұрын
lol "you need to buy something new" is the most american response to "i want to die like soon"
@alexanderchippel
2 жыл бұрын
It's all the 1% can do.
@thehammurabichode7994
2 жыл бұрын
-I can't believe I was so disoriented at the time that I didn't notice that. That moment is horrifying or, funny, or.. something. Gay? Is it gay?-
@MM-op6ti
2 ай бұрын
It’s such a dumb woman comment
@kohekade2961
3 жыл бұрын
If they put cumtown on GTA radio, my life will be complete!. They would have been killer on Vice City radio.
@sjtv6565
3 жыл бұрын
You can just download the hours long compilations, convert them to mp3 and upload them into GTA V as a custom station
@drumboarder1
3 жыл бұрын
Yup 3 New York comedians riffing on current evens would've fit great in 1980s Miami rather than GTA IV
@thebeegfoot
2 жыл бұрын
@@drumboarder1 Vice City Radio is a station…
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm
24 күн бұрын
@@drumboarder1Not every bit they do revolves around current events. A good half or so of them maybe a little more but there's more than enough content to put together 10 hours for a GTA radio station And if Rockstar hired them obviously they'd write around the time period. It's not like saying things are gay is a strictly modern thing
@WATCHMYCLIPSZ
8 күн бұрын
@@sjtv6565you mean a cumstom radio station 😏
@3570xela
3 жыл бұрын
There was almost a woman talking in this one... she tried
@ndnrb_
2 жыл бұрын
Third time I listened to this and I just heard her voice
@bloodwrage
Жыл бұрын
Adam did give it his all
@CarpatronSkittle
2 жыл бұрын
Adam: "I was refused Ramen last night" *everyone keeps talking over him*
@PM-oc7iu
2 жыл бұрын
Here at Florida State University the shabbat center shares a building with the fsu credit union.
@Patrick.Weightman
3 жыл бұрын
"A bank on a saturday is open for what, an hour and a half?" profoundly accurate
@ristekostadinov2820
2 жыл бұрын
I mean Cumtown are working 2hrs/week they have all of the time in the universe available
@X8X8X6X4X
2 жыл бұрын
Sabbath
@luvmywohdes1464
2 жыл бұрын
@@ristekostadinov2820 not the point lmao
@Gabagool93
3 жыл бұрын
“Going for a drive honey. Need to let some steam off.”
@iLikeMyOwnPosts
3 жыл бұрын
Of course Cool Adam is the teller
@TheEnderBand
3 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean... come on... it’d be hard to illustrate him controlling it covertly
@StanStacks
3 жыл бұрын
Jewish* Adam is the teller
@DatBoi-mo9vc
3 жыл бұрын
@@StanStacks all adams are jewish
@iwillheadlockyournan731
3 жыл бұрын
you drive like an angel
@breakafreak
Жыл бұрын
a fallen one
@swagistan69420
Жыл бұрын
A gay and retarted one
@berlinocelot
3 жыл бұрын
"What's wrong with helping them? They're visitors." That was funnier than it for credit for. Which ironically is what they'll be offering our galactic overlords. With excellent rates
@dom-ru5cc
3 жыл бұрын
Nick is always the one to derail someone’s story with jokes, and when Adam does it he loses his shit. Then he goes back to talking about how sad he is for the entire podcast (and don’t interrupt him or he will lose his shit and challenge your integrity as a friend)
@drewbocop
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah well daddy brings home the bacon
@Seedr0
3 жыл бұрын
when adam interrupts he's not being gay enough, just regular Jewish gayness
@CallousCarter
3 жыл бұрын
It's called hypomania.
@dom-ru5cc
3 жыл бұрын
@@IGotYourBackBROTHER Can’t remember the exact episode, but it was the one where Nick had been staying with Adam for a week and was clearly having one of his depressive episodes. I’ll try to find it
@ADunnMusic
3 жыл бұрын
weird crossover between teen suicide fans and cumtown fans. they're both gay i guess
@askl23
3 жыл бұрын
Adam - gay sex teller Nick - guy trying to leverage payday loan into crypto Stav - paleo loan shark
@VileCarton
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for time stamping the clips inside your compilations, It makes the videos much more enjoyable if you have already recently heard a story or joke told in the compilation. Good stuff
@StevenSeagull
3 жыл бұрын
No problem. Thank you for watching :)
@GayActorMichaelDouglas
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@StanStacks
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah Gay Actor Michael Douglas
@willshogren1987
3 жыл бұрын
^^^
@benkeates5396
3 жыл бұрын
God's chosen people, but nice
@doublewide8938
3 жыл бұрын
The hard open was fire. Nick really speaking from the heart.
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
11 ай бұрын
I like how Adam’s retort is that the aliens wouldn’t be from mars
@luckyduckydrivingschool3615
9 ай бұрын
Adam's Penny Tee Shirt joke was pretty funny lol
@briankrebs7534
3 жыл бұрын
Adam with the slept on church raffle line
@iannordin5250
3 жыл бұрын
Adam's good lines never get any play but when he fucks up he gets eviscerated. Thus is the reality of God's chosen.
@alexanderchippel
2 жыл бұрын
I made even half the money Nick does all of my problems would be gone.
@behindthebarwithjr157
3 жыл бұрын
you cut it off RIGHT before mullen does his best jack nicholson impression ever
@ThePulaskiPumper
9 ай бұрын
"No, no swords. You do too much cocaine to have swords."
@Coconutszz
3 жыл бұрын
i was strangely engrossed in the driving podcast mix
@captainjetpack
3 жыл бұрын
0:39 Adam: lt's OUR money.
@nirajrawat5860
3 жыл бұрын
nice
@joenichols3901
2 жыл бұрын
I love that I knew the answer when he said "we all know who would make friends with them"
@kikook222
3 жыл бұрын
Bro the day the bank says I cannot use my money is the day I close my account and find a new bank.
@shalizzle793
3 жыл бұрын
That’s all banks depending how much money you have
@charliefromstarkvillemissi1852
2 жыл бұрын
“….if you could AHEM just cash the check please AHEM….”
@bigeasyjondo3774
3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I really dig the GTA driving background To bad there is a bug on the windshield
@StevenSeagull
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you like it :)))
@bigeasyjondo3774
3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenSeagull I appreciate your hard work! Keep it up! Totally wouldn't mind seeing more GTA backgrounds
@StevenSeagull
3 жыл бұрын
@@bigeasyjondo3774 I will keep that in mind
@sjtv6565
3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenSeagull I am homosexual
@abstractalien12345
Ай бұрын
Nick being drunk at 11am on a weekday and thinking of other people’s racial stereotypes is hilarious
@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
3 жыл бұрын
That's my kind of bank robbery.
@hoodyhoo1004
3 жыл бұрын
Cool video to listen and watch
@enjoyer6201
Ай бұрын
How did I know this would be a collection of Adam-heavy bits?
@tyler9004
3 жыл бұрын
Nick just wants to be loved 😢
@StanStacks
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@n1k0n_
3 жыл бұрын
2:04 - She has a good point 🍚
@Blazetoamaze
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t like how mean they are to Adam
@mrdrprof99
3 жыл бұрын
You get out of here right now.
@DQ2121
3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@drewbocop
3 жыл бұрын
I do
@Jack-cw8bw
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I bet his fifty thousand dollar a month paycheck is barely worth it at this point :(
@sjtv6565
3 жыл бұрын
This was before his mom died, it's fine
@kellyshea92
2 жыл бұрын
I bought guns with my stim checks
@99baking
3 жыл бұрын
"no swords, you do cocaine" gay ass point amber, but also correct
@kingt0295
3 жыл бұрын
Damn im starting to feel bad for Adam lmao
@iannordin5250
3 жыл бұрын
yeah that takedown over the t-shirt joke was fucking brutal
@kingt0295
3 жыл бұрын
@@iannordin5250 Nick was about to give into his heritage and give Adam a pair of Irish sunglasses
@iunnox666
3 жыл бұрын
Where are all these "poor adam" bitches coming from? His egg clutch?
@bonivermectin4087
3 жыл бұрын
Made me a lil sad for him, ngl
@sjtv6565
3 жыл бұрын
@@iunnox666 His brood hive finished hibernation
@corwinchapman4565
Жыл бұрын
I like how Nick's idea to dress as a man asking for gay sex involved essentially cosplaying as Ian Fidance
@adampanzica3820
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear how Adam got refused ramen
@Noah-pg3pt
10 ай бұрын
They said he couldn’t take some home in a to go box and he stormed out crying
@KR-ki9hw
2 жыл бұрын
What is this cool video game. it looks like something my 67 year old mind and body might appreciate.
@Derek_Keenan
Жыл бұрын
gtav
@hoodyhoo1004
3 жыл бұрын
Ran a red at 2:38 pretty good driving otherwise
@sjtv6565
3 жыл бұрын
I think this is how people drove before cameras lol
@benstricker8555
3 жыл бұрын
Not adhering to traffic laws? Instant dislike
@ravenkliff
3 жыл бұрын
there is something pretty funny about not driving at excessive speeds but just having a casual disregard for traffic laws
@bugglemagnum6213
3 жыл бұрын
@@ravenkliff thats why im constantly howling while i drive like a demon at 35 mph
@williamgass9242
7 ай бұрын
Well the controls suck, so...
@assrammington7961
3 ай бұрын
@@ravenkliffit’s more of a power move. You go at your own pace, you don’t rush for anyone, but also you don’t stop at any signs or lights and contribute to multiple accidents
@smartsalmon1
2 ай бұрын
This Chinese man is driving to the best of his ability! Please don't be so quick to judge
@SuperChunk19
3 жыл бұрын
Ironically, cumtown could fit well into the GTAverse if they upped their self deprecation and bouts of contrarianisms
@sjtv6565
3 жыл бұрын
Would be good if they just simulated their fake arguments and did the most expressly caricature stereotypes of every type of person. African guy, jewish korean bill cosby, adams dad
@SuperChunk19
3 жыл бұрын
@@sjtv6565 fits well into the sophomoric racial humor those games like to parody
@psuengineer84
5 ай бұрын
It will always be Commerce Bank to me.
@Sleepysunsetz
3 жыл бұрын
I felt that about the wheel..fuck
@cody1964
4 ай бұрын
i kept getting distracted by the little downy kid driving around in gta
@Threestars307
2 жыл бұрын
I literally had a Puerto Rican girlfriend said the same shit in like yooooo nick knows the vibe
@iannordin5250
3 жыл бұрын
"you should get me the t-shirt for my birthd-" "Shut the fuck up. Just shut up. It's not even a good story but you have to like, keep making this T shirt joke over and over again.." "I only made it once" "No you made it 2-3 times 'oh you should get me the t shirt'..." "I appreciate that that was the least gay impression you gave me..." " 'this is me trying to save money, this is me thinkin i'm funny' - it's the different modes of Adam" God that was hard to listen to. I actually feel bad for Adam
@mattponikvar4944
Жыл бұрын
Incredibly straight of you to write this whole conversation
@jeremycorse8967
Жыл бұрын
The same disorders that keep me from leaving my house are what make me enjoy this
@GigaXiJingPing007
Ай бұрын
We all know what Adam ment by “our money”
@Kid_Ikaris
5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: it is their money. When you deposit money into a bank it becomes an asset on their balance sheet and your deposit becomes a liability.
@tardwrangler
3 жыл бұрын
Nick is mad, he needs alcohol
@nol7828
2 жыл бұрын
He needs hand sanitizer lol
@nsmcgirt
3 жыл бұрын
He ain’t lying about the Jewish museums
@DLGreen
3 жыл бұрын
The gay sex check got me. 🤣
@Jesus.X
3 жыл бұрын
he said drunk at 11 am lol
@Oceanmachine27
3 жыл бұрын
Nick kinda had a drinking habit for a while there
@the_ZAMURAI
2 жыл бұрын
6:25 one of the best bits from the show. Probably because it’s not gay. Also, I’m gay.
@assrammington7961
3 ай бұрын
Lmao. It’s so true
@Kid_Ikaris
5 ай бұрын
I'm wearing penny socks right now... Too much shame to wear the t-shirt.
@buttlicker7670
2 жыл бұрын
"they're calling him the world's best criminal"
@nickmattio3397
3 жыл бұрын
“Heyyy Yoooo My Guyz! I Wunna By Sum MykwowPraawwsezzuusszzsz$$$ wif dis giant novulty chek!”
@beaubuffington
3 жыл бұрын
Great stuff! One of the guys mentioned ramen......Korean ramen hack using Jin brand with chopped kimchi, onions, beaten egg, seaweed, meat, etc. Happy times!
@ajaxsolly3548
2 жыл бұрын
Thats not a hack, thats just preparing a meal
@CashanovaXTREME
3 жыл бұрын
I remember buying my iMac in 2013 for $1400, best purchase I ever made.
@antagonizingusername
3 жыл бұрын
This is Shawn Garcia on a separate account I forgot to mention that I’m gay if that matters
@LucidLegend1984
3 жыл бұрын
Laterz Banks!
@JP-rp2lh
3 жыл бұрын
How did KZitem know I was on my way to the bank?
@jr5469
Жыл бұрын
Jewish bakery is great slang for the Mint.
@MC-eg5fj
3 жыл бұрын
You guys should eat Adam
@ashchaya7676
2 жыл бұрын
Is this Cruisin' USA?
@yourebackinthenews5425
Жыл бұрын
Up wind
@cooladam2167
3 жыл бұрын
Lice
@Turtleproof
3 жыл бұрын
Both Alien Versus Predator movies are entertaining, just don't expect other movies I enjoy like MOON, Solaris remake, Ex-Machina, blah blah blah. I can enjoy a snobby movie or some simple action.
@Derek_Keenan
Жыл бұрын
just don't expect other movies you enjoy...to what? you didn't finish that thought and just named some movies
@EarthboundinAdrock
Жыл бұрын
Adam would know shit about banks
@chain-wallet
2 жыл бұрын
The Mint, also known as a jewish bakery
@kingbear7874
3 жыл бұрын
I mean shit just get Chime.
@Derek_Keenan
Жыл бұрын
technically being upwind of the mint means they wouldn't be able to smell it, therefore nick is dumb
@roygbiv9769
3 жыл бұрын
Is that girl even in the room with them? Hahaha they talk over her every time
@aintnuthinbutathang1646
3 жыл бұрын
The way it should be
@0oidiedinatimemachineo024
2 жыл бұрын
Why are they so mean to Adam lol I just started listening to this show.
@ryanr5139
2 жыл бұрын
because he’s jewish and he sucks
@DonkeyPunch96
3 жыл бұрын
you driving drunk in these clips?
@timcosgrove707
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’s just careening around Los Santos shitfaced.
@Tripplebeem
2 жыл бұрын
I’m hay
@StevenSeagull
2 жыл бұрын
Look out for horses
@madmehr
3 жыл бұрын
Why you hating on the t shirt?
@trigger0403
2 жыл бұрын
Adam should flog Nick ...off
@MrChristian331
2 жыл бұрын
what game is this??
@Derek_Keenan
Жыл бұрын
mario party 4
@Puggy42069
3 жыл бұрын
“My moms, uh mom.”-Adam “Homo” Freidland.
@bossabassa364
2 жыл бұрын
Why was dude refused ramen last night???!!??
@ryanr5139
2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the guy? He was clearly cut-off! The establishment would be liable if he were to trip and crush some poor person to death
@madpop17
3 жыл бұрын
Dude what game is that. I wanna simulate getting stuck in traffic.
@StevenSeagull
3 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s just GTA5 but I turned the HUD off
@shakeandjake_1
3 жыл бұрын
Blank Check slapped. It was also gay
@downtothesnails3320
Жыл бұрын
5:20
@richfamous2k23
3 жыл бұрын
Dog day afternoon anyone
@d.jparer5184
8 ай бұрын
Why upload an amber clip?
@walrusthegrey6536
3 жыл бұрын
2
@billybased64
7 ай бұрын
Does Nick not know what a credit card is? Lmaooo who buys shit straight off their debit card.
@iloveMRKO
3 жыл бұрын
You want driving footage for a vid I can film something in Forza 4 for you
@StevenSeagull
3 жыл бұрын
Dude that would rock. What's a good way to get in contact with you?
@iloveMRKO
3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenSeagull discord Qannon#3735
@gribblegreeble
3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenSeagull what game is this from?
@StevenSeagull
3 жыл бұрын
@@gribblegreeble this is GTA 5 but with no HUD
@gribblegreeble
3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenSeagull thx
@ET_AYY_LMAO
3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one getting sent off to some plain and pretty lame podcasts after every viewing of Cumtown? It doesn't matter what channel I watch it from, I get some stupid shit like Bill Burr or "your moms podcast", really plain and dull mainstream shit.
@drewbocop
3 жыл бұрын
Why does this female girl keep speaking without being spoken to?
@mackjamesnelson
3 жыл бұрын
Versus a male girl?
@gingrich1000
3 жыл бұрын
@@mackjamesnelson Yeah, like Adam
@drewbocop
3 жыл бұрын
@@mackjamesnelson correct
@Truffle_Pup
Жыл бұрын
I would hate to be friends with Adam, because then I'd have to meet Nick and Stav. Also I am gay.
@obscurousx1275
3 жыл бұрын
If someone can identify one thing the female said that was funny, furthered the conversation, or was otherwise a necessity or just entertaining at all for any reason whatsoever, you win the prize.
@drewbocop
3 жыл бұрын
That's like asking someone a question on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire but the answer is E.
@robertswitzer990
3 жыл бұрын
That’s like existing and not being gay.
@jaymiddleton1782
2 жыл бұрын
She has a name you know. It’s Adam.
@Derek_Keenan
Жыл бұрын
she said they shouldn't get swords because they do too much cocaine which i thought was pretty good
@tonysamosa1717
3 жыл бұрын
This podcast would be so much better if it weren’t for that laugh
@Derek_Keenan
Жыл бұрын
i'm so used to it that TAFS feels wrong without it
@tonysamosa1717
Жыл бұрын
@@Derek_Keenan ok that was my sentiment 1 year ago. 1 year later I am a cumtown addict constantly singing “I’m gay and my dick is small” so now I miss the laugh
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