That punchline really bowled me over, good thing it wasn't in the video description or I'd have seen it coming a mile off.
@tadhglattimore2439
9 ай бұрын
Nailed it
@NxDoyle
9 жыл бұрын
Arthur is the real star of this sketch. "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU BOLLOCKS!'' makes me crack up.
@WhiskeyGulf71
9 ай бұрын
You find it funny because you are a horrible C U next Tuesday.
@TheMikeleen
8 ай бұрын
Totally..YOU CLOWN! Cracks me up
@rw2266
7 ай бұрын
I hate you!!!!
@nickchambers3935
2 жыл бұрын
What I like is that Arthur Matthews hardly appears in Big Train apart from this sketch, meaning they brought him in for the day just to shout I HATE YOU at Kevin Eldon
@sumoni
8 жыл бұрын
The part that killed me was the guy screeching, "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU CLOWN!!"
@illiteratethug3305
8 жыл бұрын
+sumoni It was, "I hate you, you bollocks"
@Microtherion
6 жыл бұрын
I think that's deliberate - the guy who might be joining the army is presented as more sympathetic than the other characters, just a bit 'clueless'. The others are portrayed as shrewd but slightly 'up themselves'. What makes Matthews' role memorable is that he's laughing at the same time as shouting 'I hate you'. Again, the sneering, self-righteous but witty type...
@Jegarduk
3 жыл бұрын
@@Picnicl it’s supposed to be ludicrously over the top. This skit isn’t about the army at all, that punchline is just a way to end the sketch. The comedy in this sketch is there’s an opinion that is respectfully and sagely agreed with - then when passed off by someone else (expecting a similar reaction) everyone shoots him down to a Ridiculous degree (“I HATE you!!!”) etc
@Picnicl
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jegarduk Looks like I had a blind spot 2 years ago - I've now deleted my missing the point comment
@Jegarduk
3 жыл бұрын
@@Picnicl Ha! well to be fair, while funny it's a muddled sketch, the point of it isn't very clear
@altar7885
Жыл бұрын
Kevin Eldon is so good at trying not to look embarrassed
@jayfloramusic
3 жыл бұрын
My son joined the army today. Sent this to him right away.
@pablowoods9886
2 жыл бұрын
Does he back doubling the price of petrol
@attiylanen
2 жыл бұрын
What's his email? 😂
@Stillbornone
17 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Ever. The way you can still hear him screaming "I HATE you!!" even when the noise drowns out at the end.
@60s70s80s90smusic
13 жыл бұрын
im from canada and typed in join the army for my own research and this came up its pretty funny never seen or heard of this tv show in my life
@mouthghost6529
6 жыл бұрын
YOU BOLLOCKS, YOU BOLLOCKS
@Walking376
5 жыл бұрын
This might be one of the funniest things I've ever watched
@JeroenDStout
9 ай бұрын
In a parallel universe, this is actually a Limmy sketch
@McSuperfly101
5 жыл бұрын
This is the problem with Facebook and social media in general.
@BazColne
4 ай бұрын
It's not simply the great humour of the writing and directing, these people are all superb at what they do.
@peterdavies2960
19 күн бұрын
No matter what show Mark Heap’s in, I’ll always remember him as Jim, just like how I’ll remember Dan Aykroyd as Elwood 😂
@Osafune2
16 жыл бұрын
"How do you get around? DO YOU FLY?!"
@iliketha
12 жыл бұрын
i agree this shouldn't be titled as it is, because it gives away the ending
@hailboognish
5 жыл бұрын
the way matthews furrows his brow at eldon's suggestion is absolutely perfect
@vordman
10 ай бұрын
This is the greatest sketch ever. How ever many times I watch it I always laugh.
@billybones6137
Жыл бұрын
The first 25 seconds is Twitter in a nutshell.
@Craig-wp3pz
11 ай бұрын
2023, and this hits HARD! 🤦♂️⛽ 🛢🛑
@bigsteve1664
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody will appreciate this more than people in the army. We're very self aware of our academic limitations, and we're fine with that!
@every1665
Жыл бұрын
Love the joke about how the army looks after everyone these days. "Even if you're absolutely hopeless at everything we try to teach you and can't work through the simplest of problems we have a special division just for you - it's called the air force."
@mmc1086
Жыл бұрын
Em people in the army are hella brave. I could never. Am also academically limited but still
@half_eaten.hooker
Жыл бұрын
@@mmc1086 it's a gag
@insertnamehere5146
Жыл бұрын
@@mmc1086 You're very honest but you're also very right about the Army.
@nelsonhibbert5267
4 ай бұрын
@@every1665 To be more precise it would be the RAF Regiment. Or anyone that works in supply.
@meu02136
15 жыл бұрын
Anyone else find it funny that the whole point of the sketch is people passing opinions off as their own, and almost all the comments on the video are exactly that? If someone has already said this then I suppose that makes the point even more valid.
@Destro7000
8 жыл бұрын
"PLUuuUTION?!"
@BlackRoseRX7
17 жыл бұрын
omygod the ending to this sketch is absolute class.
@rheinlandfilmchannel
9 жыл бұрын
why isn't this a meme yet? this is just brilliant
@CoryMck
5 жыл бұрын
@@MattTheOak and vine Is dead
@taknt3836
5 жыл бұрын
We'll make it one
@louisgardner5580
3 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this half arsed and didn't really read the title or description , glad for this to have be for me
@hentaipanda07
16 жыл бұрын
one of my fav big train sketches .... haha ..... they are so very nasty to him .... it's wonderful !
@aliftree9298
10 ай бұрын
The ending is insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xjames118
13 жыл бұрын
I was passing through Wottoon Basset the other day, and a squaddie healed my son of leprosy, and brought back the sight of my blind daughter. I hate myself for only working in British Industry, and will gladly feed myself into a Soylent Green machine for our brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave boys. God* bless 'em.
@salvadormarley
13 жыл бұрын
He's a brilliant comedy actor.
@daewookim8030
11 жыл бұрын
Do you fly? Hahaha!
@davidbrianfisher
14 жыл бұрын
Haha this is a classic thanks for posting id not seen it in years and forgotten all about it! One of my faves and i enjoyed the sketch where he takes a questionare and gets taken to a cellar to some weird ceremony but cant find it anywhere :-).
@stuffedmannequin
15 жыл бұрын
Can't we all just get along? I enjoy Big Train, Blackadder, Spaced and whatnot.
@jordanfrowd673
4 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant
@kingmancheng
15 жыл бұрын
Lol loved this the first time I watched it, just completely didn't see it coming.
@sacredgeometry
15 жыл бұрын
:) its great to have the weather back after the last few years.
@Jake-vy2bh
5 жыл бұрын
This proves that aside from being a great writer, Arthur Mathews should've done more acting, he;s the funniest one in the sketch, and that's saying something when the others include Julia Davis, Mark Heap and Kevin Eldon!
@nevittwoods1730
10 ай бұрын
Surrey 👍
@Benjiesbeenbetter.
9 ай бұрын
He fupping should have.
@anglaismoyen
Жыл бұрын
They're not wrong though. We do need to take cars off the road and get people into public transport if we want to solve congestion and improve journey times.
@Jdeadevil
Жыл бұрын
What would you say to the two peoples' arguments though? Lmao
@anglaismoyen
Жыл бұрын
@@Jdeadevil It's not impractical to bring two-year old twins into town on public transport. I've done it with a 3 and 1 year old. If it's impractical, it's probably because there's lots of traffic, or the bus service isn't well funded, probably because people don't use it (and they don't use it because it isn't well funded). Solution: take cars off the road and into public transport. As for people who live in the countryside, besides ones who are eligible for red diesel, they're probably there because they want the luxury of space and nature but still want to take advantage of human settlements to satisfy their needs, in which case they can pay their way through higher fuel costs.
@breakfreak3181
10 ай бұрын
If you're in a city, it's easy to take kids around on public transport. I do all the time. Of course there will always be essential car users (people living in rural areas with poor public transport provision is a perfect example). Improved and extended public transport infrastructure worldwide is essential for the environment.
@simonsimon325
10 ай бұрын
don't worry, a few more years and we'll be forced to accept Britain is now just one big car park and something has to be done. Ever been to a picturesque little village in the lakes or the cotswolds and it's just effing cars in two lines down every street. so depressing.
@old2eyes
17 жыл бұрын
top class funniest sketch ever
@telmas7183
Жыл бұрын
How perspicacious of them to have seen fuel at twice the price!
@visoak
5 жыл бұрын
Omg that punchline haha
@BlackRoseRX7
16 жыл бұрын
oh man i crack up at this every time. ahahaha
@Shaunography
13 жыл бұрын
The name of the sketch is "opinions," thus is what you should name the video
@mingtooter
13 жыл бұрын
Mark Heap's sneer gets me every time 1:38 Nyaaaaaaaaaaar XD lol
@garystevens4303
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'm sure there was a sneering little weasel just like that at school.
@beagangraham1443
8 жыл бұрын
this is so good
@historex54tamiya
10 ай бұрын
How visionary this was, Sadiq Khan comes to mind!
@spewter
9 ай бұрын
London has the best transport infrastructure in the country. I think should join the army.
@1000WinstonSmith
10 ай бұрын
“Fly?” 😂😂😂
@knabzco
11 жыл бұрын
'How do you get around, do you fly?!'
@atticbadger
14 жыл бұрын
Too right, mate! - Brass eye - The day today - Phoenix Nights - Alan Partridge Need I go on?
@gooman989898
14 жыл бұрын
dude you are 100% fuckin right! -the office -extras -canned camera they're so much funnier then the rest of the world!
@alzeNL
2 ай бұрын
Simon Pegg's opening statement seems to be Bournemouth Councils attitude to building cyclelanes rather than resurfacing the roads.
@ezzerdamoose
16 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@yellowpete79
16 жыл бұрын
thanks for the anecdote how interesting
@anthonyholland2669
5 жыл бұрын
How Do you get around do you fly ? - if this was 20 years ago that sentence would be the start of a red bull commercial !
@seriousstar5452
4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Holland actually I think this was around 20 years ago
@Stevo_YouTube
15 жыл бұрын
amazing!
@primus209
17 жыл бұрын
Funniest Big Train sketch
@dontsqueezethecheese
15 жыл бұрын
dont worry, i sit on the fence for nearly all situations.
@willyboy555
15 жыл бұрын
well said.
@johno6294
Жыл бұрын
Still the funniest skit of all time.
@kylesweeney-stewart5358
11 ай бұрын
This is before jam right?
@bandanadan6936
18 жыл бұрын
AWESOME
@zeusuk100
4 ай бұрын
This is how extinction rebellion protesters should be spoken to
@nigelcarren
5 жыл бұрын
Between 0:17 and 0:21 Kevin Eldon became Ian Brown... it must be the hair.
@applemask
Жыл бұрын
1:29 - what Graham Linehan sees every time he closes his eyes
@mikebarratt8146
Жыл бұрын
"You can't cut it in the real world, join twitter"
@Laughing_Chinaman
5 жыл бұрын
french yellow vest riots in a nutshell
@moksq42
9 жыл бұрын
Good Lord!!!! I my stomach is hurt
@PubliusDiamond
16 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Nopperabou
Жыл бұрын
I still think of "you clown!"
@kundalinipsych
11 жыл бұрын
I've always loved this sketch and thx for the upload. One thing: if I hadn't already seen it I might not have liked seeing the punchline right there in the video description, just saying...
@probie145
12 жыл бұрын
"YOU BOLLOCKS!!!! I HATE YOUUU!!!"
@videogamenostalgia
4 жыл бұрын
Do you *FLYYYYYY*
@thekencliff
13 жыл бұрын
the laugh.. it's over acting..LOL..
@roberth1322
6 ай бұрын
Arthur Mathews is fucking terrifying.
@discoder
15 жыл бұрын
True.
@206wildcard
11 жыл бұрын
do u get to work in half the time now??
@AidanMclaren
16 жыл бұрын
I don't know. It makes an already funny thing even funnier.
@illiteratethug3305
8 жыл бұрын
Shaun Lock on the voiceover?
@rabidsasquatch
8 жыл бұрын
+illiterate thug Phil Cornwell I think
@illiteratethug3305
8 жыл бұрын
rabidsasquatch Yes I think you are correct actually. does sound similar though
@Liorte1973
8 жыл бұрын
It's Phil Cornwell from Stella Street
@illiteratethug3305
8 жыл бұрын
Liorte1973 Never noticed how similar they sound before. (Either of you noticed George Martin, then Keith Emerson, then Prince dying within a few weeks? They should have done a Kanye West parody methinks...)
@Zrashy
16 жыл бұрын
1:39-1:42 YEAAAARH. I love this!
@Isleofskye
4 жыл бұрын
Why you say that 11 years ago Bredda?
@redryan5048
10 жыл бұрын
HA HA HA HAI know a guy that does this all the time and he keeps doing it!!
@gbessone
14 жыл бұрын
i agree
@Destro7000
13 жыл бұрын
"PLUTION!?"
@redryan5048
14 жыл бұрын
I think everybody knows someone like that!!
@talatsmum
15 жыл бұрын
lmao this is like the 'become a teacher' spoof off.. emm armstrong and miller? some comedy show anyway.. except this is better lmao :D
@hoss1962
16 жыл бұрын
Don't let us stop you signing up again - we here on "civy street" will cope with the loss of one ex-squaddie somehow, don't worry about us...
@PubliusDiamond
16 жыл бұрын
What is the blonde woman's name in this? She was in Alan Partridge once.
@Triplesod
13 жыл бұрын
@Paddy234 To be fair though, I've read Arthur Matthews and Graham Linehan - (the writers, as I'm sure you know), two Irish men - also call it a Britcom but also being extremely and fundamentally Irish at the same time. I know you weren't suggesting that only Irish folk can completely appreciate FT but I do think that the show couldn't possibly have been crated by English, or indeed anyone but the Irish.
@PurushaDesa
13 жыл бұрын
@jm2trash And that's why you're typing that remark from what's left of the Helmand province, right?
@noradosmith
2 жыл бұрын
First time I ever saw this I laughed so hard. Shame the whole thing is spoiled by the title
@charlieblomley7763
5 жыл бұрын
Emmanuel Macron rn
@surajratti1329
9 ай бұрын
Rossana Podesta played Helen of Troy
@medalion1390
3 ай бұрын
Helen Mirren played Elizabeth II
@hazel10987
17 жыл бұрын
What is "Big Train"?
@ravertrancerpsy
13 жыл бұрын
@60s70s80s90smusic so are you going to join the army now or what?
@xjames118
13 жыл бұрын
@unrealaldridgeguy I'm confused. You cited World War Two as a reason for having the -modern- army. If that wasn't tenuous enough, are you saying that the Taliban doesn't even enter into it, and the Army should exist 'just because'? Just in case Godzilla attacks? And you do read the Daily Mail. I've seen you reading it at 3 AM. And you use it as wallpaper in your treehouse. And you have a tattoo of Jade Goody saying 'Goodbye England's Rose'.
@sacredgeometry
15 жыл бұрын
hey emo :) are you enjoying the Cornish sun i defiantly am :D
@Triplesod
13 жыл бұрын
Haha! Sorry 3SidedSquare, mate, I actually had a point in response to what you were saying about Father Ted pretty much being universally funny and pleasurable but it seems I lost it somewhere while I was sat on my high horse! :-)
@JimShadyUK
13 жыл бұрын
Ha - the price of petrol has more than doubled since this sketch and it hasn't made the blindest bit of difference...
@Sam-jy5tj
9 ай бұрын
Sadiq Kahn wrote this sketch.
@internetmale
14 жыл бұрын
arthur mathews fucking wins this sketch
@JimShadyUK
15 жыл бұрын
The price of petrol probably has doubled since this sketch first aired. Thanks, Gordon!
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