When it comes to the laydees, if you must ask if it's a trap, it is a trap.
@RetardedBatman
8 жыл бұрын
Pretty solid advice
@jasondyrkacz8270
7 жыл бұрын
phillytheflyerable Venus fly traps.
@Kitties_are_pretty
7 жыл бұрын
Penis fly traps.
@miamiheatbaby87
5 жыл бұрын
Amen brother
@jonnym4670
2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure she already fucked another dude wants to feel less guilty about it but doesn't want to come clean
@sermilion_audio
7 жыл бұрын
The best advice Bill gives is "rub one out" before doing something xD
@redfather5342
4 жыл бұрын
Or smoke a bowl
@bobbyjohnson5118
4 жыл бұрын
@@redfather5342 smoking a bowl is nice but nowhere near post nut clarity
@jamesofteamrocket3810
2 жыл бұрын
"Rub one out and hit the gym." Is two of his best peices of advice.
@Sethrod8
8 жыл бұрын
All I could think about was Admiral Akbar
@Jokes_on_D
5 жыл бұрын
Lol yes!!
@thetrimreaper1019
4 жыл бұрын
Duuuude!! Same here!!! "It's a TRAP!!"
@dylankane9709
5 жыл бұрын
“She wants a little Boston Maaaaaaarket”.
@Bobman-ml5qf
7 жыл бұрын
This situation reminds me of "The Switch" on Seinfeld, "I can't do it. I'm not am orgy guy."
@raptorms773
5 жыл бұрын
You should take calls, during these podcast
@litterbox2836
7 жыл бұрын
At 7mins though about the blow up doll hahaha
@nenirouvelliv
11 жыл бұрын
Making Satan feel awkward and uncomfortable.
@AyaxTelemonio
9 жыл бұрын
this guy is a motherfucking genius...just sayin´
@lars-akechesburg9911
11 жыл бұрын
it's a fucking bad idea. puts the world on its head
@TheFiveHKAAV
9 жыл бұрын
as has been said, I think she already cheated.My ex turned up the heat out of guilt and even suggested another chick... text book HO
@ibrahimy7307
8 жыл бұрын
+Thomas Robinson makes sense, never thought about that
@BAWAkulkarni
5 жыл бұрын
I feel stupid. I tried to think of the full form of HO. "Head office? wtf?"
@crashfrog3051
8 жыл бұрын
"Don't look sideways at your wife as you're eating a bowl of corn Chex" LOL
@internziko
9 жыл бұрын
"BAWSTIN MAWKIT!"
@kennethshiro9500
9 жыл бұрын
"You can't be walking around in the goddamn gimp suit when your kids could walk in any minute." is one of my favorite Bill quotes.
@jackrockwell6698
6 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Shiro I thought it was hilarious when he mentioned how herpes “paratroops down on your ball bag.”
@lukec410
5 жыл бұрын
@@jackrockwell6698 I cant breathe
@cwhoff290
5 жыл бұрын
Solid gold
@garymaccagnone3669
9 жыл бұрын
I believe she's already had an affair and feels guilty. She is giving him this idea in order to make up for what she's done.
@PrettiBOIPryor
9 жыл бұрын
Yup
@dennomuli
9 жыл бұрын
spot on Gary Maccagnone
@garymaccagnone3669
9 жыл бұрын
Something wicked this way comes. They'll do anything to cover up their guilt.
@bananian
9 жыл бұрын
Omg, you think those children are all his?! Poor guy thinks he hit the jackpot with his wife. D:
@garymaccagnone3669
9 жыл бұрын
bananian Yes, she's a cheater.
@doshinall
9 жыл бұрын
Bill you're absolutely correct on this. I think this is a prelude for bringing another guy into the picture. Hell, we all have fantasies, and they should remain just that. This isn't a girlfriend from college. We're talking married with kids...iffy.
@donpatterson4829
4 жыл бұрын
Either that or she already did screw another guy
@sole__doubt
8 жыл бұрын
" A lil' Boston Mocket! "
@djtone66
6 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@dillonperna864
5 жыл бұрын
A lil rotisserie
@cesarherrera1926
5 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@thetrimreaper1019
4 жыл бұрын
Boston Maaahket not Mocket!! Come'on now!!
@supermetroid009
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@yoyoyoletmehitdat
11 жыл бұрын
"Love of my life Look at me Im OVVA HERE BANGIN!"
@Technoirz
4 жыл бұрын
I have experienced this scenario with my own eyes, it’s a trap she cheated and feels guilty because you are probably a great men, and she feels so guilty for what’s she’s done, i wish the men in this email could give us feed back.
@jonnym4670
2 жыл бұрын
100%
@maniac50ae14
2 жыл бұрын
I've heard out of the mouth women who were cheating claim that it makes them a better wife and that it improved their enthusiasm towards sex with their husbands
@maniac50ae14
2 жыл бұрын
Did it happen to you or a friend?
@waddee30
8 жыл бұрын
My ex suggested that I have sex with another woman. Something I never wanted. I think she wanted me to do that because there would be a legitimate reason to leave me. Ultimateley, she did the same thing she suggested. That's why she is my ex.
@badazzmaro
9 жыл бұрын
Don't agree to it unless you are ok watching another man take control of your wife's body. Because she will be asking for more guys. plain and simple.
@Poxymonkeypox
5 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'Neill etiquette right there.
@7jc1rr9
5 жыл бұрын
That's why I'll never have a threesome or bang another girl in front of my girl because I'm really sure that i couldn't take the reverse situation.
@wingnutmcspazatron3957
9 жыл бұрын
if it's the love of your life you're dealing with, leave any and all other people out of your sex life. Man or Woman.
@cadetcollins
9 жыл бұрын
"It fuckin' paratroops down on your BALLBAG" I could be in the absolute worst mood in my life and that line would still make me burst out laughing.
@letsgobrandon136
4 жыл бұрын
DON'T DO IT! It's definitely a trap. She'll either want another dude later on and she'll guilt you into it OR she's already got the guy on the side and trying to relieve herself of guilt
@angellacanfora
8 жыл бұрын
What doesn't make sense to me here, speaking as a woman, is that if she was into the idea of outside parties participating in sex w/them, he'd have known by now. I mean, they're married w/kids. So that leads me to believe she's either testing him, to see how into the idea he is, or, she has her foot out the door of the relationship and is using this as a way to wiggle out of it.
@mr7wi
8 жыл бұрын
I think the wife is having an affair and is engaging hubby with more/'adventurous' sex to compensate for her infidelity. It's kinda like hubby coming home with diamond earrings out of the blue...
@GSDKXV
6 жыл бұрын
What if she cheated already and her guilt is telling her to watch the same crime she committed
@seanmatthewking
4 жыл бұрын
If that’s the logic your wife is using, you’ve married the wrong person.
@donpatterson4829
4 жыл бұрын
@@seanmatthewking that's why 50% of marriages end in divorced. Half of married people married the wrong person and most of them didn't know its. So yeah, it's very possible she cheated and is balancing the scales or she wants to fuck another guy. It's also possible that she did something bad that had nothing to do with sex and is try to even the score. It's also very possible it's just one of her fantasies. I had a friend that used to like to watch other guys fuck his girlfriend and he didn't cheat first
@djtone66
6 жыл бұрын
7:02 Made me laugh out out at the office with tears in my eyes. My coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazy. That was some funny shit!!
@The_Gallowglass
9 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' hell Bill. I fuckin' lost it. "She want's a little rotisserie action from Boston Market." I'm dying, crying and laughing all at once. Fuck you Bill. lol "It paratroops down on your ball bag" XD
@zeldagoblin
8 жыл бұрын
It was the image of herpes paratroopers jumping down onto a ball bag with little parachutes that did me
@aikalabe7719
8 жыл бұрын
"she wants to be the sexual equivalent of the guy going to the game with his face painted."
@verticalhorizon4633
9 жыл бұрын
Sure, guy. And when she wants to reciprocate by having you watch her with another man (and the suggestion will come), you wouldn't have a leg to stand on against it.
@seanmatthewking
4 жыл бұрын
Sure you would. You talk about it all before hand. If she still wants to have you fuck another woman, even though you made it clear you wouldn’t be okay with her fucking other men, that’s on her. If she tries to guilt you into it anyway, you’ve married an extremely manipulative person.
@RoyArrowood
3 жыл бұрын
@@seanmatthewking That's a good plan. Also if she is trying to use it to downplay her own past cheating you may as well do the other broad then move on with your life
@philorgneopolotin8762
3 жыл бұрын
Sean Matthew King you’re waaaay too naive to see how manipulative people work. Only a moron would be like “yeah you see that thing?yeah I want it can I have it?”, anyone decently intelligent would play the old “you scratch my back I scratch yours”. No matter what she, or anyone else tells you, you have no idea what their true feelings or intentions are. Most likely this woman is either looking to hookup with another dude and wants a way in that isn’t cheating, OR she already cheated and she thinks this will help with the guilt if he ever finds out. Unless she’s in the like 1% of women that actually want to get off on watching her husband fuck another woman in front of her, she’s looking for something else. This isn’t some threesome where they hookup with someone together, it’s the husband solely having sex with a random woman, and there’s almost certainly an ulterior motive
@rauliuxaa
3 жыл бұрын
you could have an easy reason, she suggested to sleep with a girl, so that way it's was her wish, and you did that, i don't wish you to sleep with another man, so if she did that, that's cheating. Simple as that. Sure she might try and twist shit, but it is what it is.
@ChickenPizza
2 жыл бұрын
@@philorgneopolotin8762 100% agree with everything you said. There is absolutely an ulterior motive here, and it can't possibly be a good one no matter which way you look at it. These are waters best left uncharted.
@EvanFilm
8 жыл бұрын
what if the women films it as proof of adultery
@briankelly8697
7 жыл бұрын
she probably will
@JRettMTX
5 жыл бұрын
She would have to reveal she filmed it under the pretense of her being cool w it
@paudical
11 жыл бұрын
"heeey, love of my life! look at me over heeeeere, i'm fucking BANGing!"
@dtyd0194
4 жыл бұрын
paudical I’m crying lol
@mikeyneggs6873
8 жыл бұрын
rotisserie action
@Blessed.2.Teach.4God
3 жыл бұрын
As a comic connoisseur, I'm compelled to say that Bill is w/o a doubt the most *naturally hilarious* person I've known!
@Rivracost3
7 жыл бұрын
my parents knew this couple that were swingers after the kids left the house. They got divorced not two years after becoming swingers. Could be that it was over and that was just a failed attempt to save the marriage but yeah relationships are already so complex why make it harder?
@maniac50ae14
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, swinging isn't something that you just get into, most who "try it" will wreck their relationships. It's something couples have to go into a relationship already with. And ploy types seem to be unstable individuals
@oq17
5 жыл бұрын
I find it amazing that of all the “experts” with their MDs and PhDS that I had spoken to and been treated by in my life, Bill burr - a comedian still gives me the best advice .
@michealwatts7469
6 жыл бұрын
LOL Rotisserie action! A little Boston Market! Blasted me to the floor man.. dead
@joelcassin7486
6 жыл бұрын
That's a 1000 years of therapy for the kids right there.
@JohnDoe-fv9yd
8 жыл бұрын
"Basically doing the same thing sexually as the guy who paints his face and goes to the game" LOLLLL i can't stop laughing
@aseempat3988
10 жыл бұрын
this guy is so fucking smart.
@Harregarre
9 жыл бұрын
Choked on my food when he suggested and played out the blow-up doll option. _O-
@djuraster
10 жыл бұрын
its a trap!
@paulpincemin1242
8 жыл бұрын
"You can't be walking around in the gimp costume and then your kids walk in" hahaha
@MrROTD
9 жыл бұрын
Bill is right I was in a similar situation and shit went south as soon as we brought another woman into the mix,.
@chriscampbell8037
8 жыл бұрын
Please ellaborate sir!?
@johnkelly5156
8 жыл бұрын
+chris campbell ditto
@youssefrochdi1994
8 жыл бұрын
duuude.. spill the beans
@mysjackson88
8 жыл бұрын
Who dafaq say things like this and leave us all hanging.
@deezlesteezle
6 жыл бұрын
The other "woman" turned out to BE a trap and he is too ashamed to elaborate.
@tiffanyisingly9562
10 жыл бұрын
Love your podcasts. Great instincts and insight into human nature.
@naturesociety817
9 жыл бұрын
Laughed as all hell at "wear a different cologne", fuck you Bill!
@roo7227
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I had a glorious 3some many years ago, that broke up a very promising relationship.. lol.. It was kinda dreamlike, cause I was asleep and awoken by my girl and her friend.. I have often wondered, over the years how the conversation got started while I was passed out, and they were having fun in the living room (it was during the holidays, between Christmas and New Year's).. How far did they go without me???.. I'll never know, but it's fun to wonder.. ;) Ahh, good times, but definitely a trap.. Bill's right, it's better to leave some doors unopened..
@peteranon8455
9 жыл бұрын
That's a good wife right there. If a good wife slips up, or wants to, she'll go you to do something like this to be even.
@pmiskovic
10 жыл бұрын
On point and brilliant. Bill Burr is fucking tuned in.
@tiffanyisingly9562
10 жыл бұрын
She probably has a man in mind already to invite. Also, your laugh reminds me of Chuckie! It's great!
@loppylopy
9 жыл бұрын
DO IT, DO IT, FUCKING DO IT
@someonesaidstfu
11 жыл бұрын
"Your blood has to be pumped all the way down to the TIPPPPPPPY TOOOEEESSSSS." I lost it!
@BeeBumper
6 жыл бұрын
Bringing another into the relationship, even in this way is a sure fire way to bring on future animosity. Hiring someone well that is off the table, and bringing in another, again you can't control her and what she may want in the next few months, so there are just too many variables. Tell this dude if he can juggle a half dozen objects literally at one time, then go for it, if not then leave it be.
@christianquintero5695
7 жыл бұрын
“A little BOSTON MARKET”!! Lmao Bill Burr is the best comedian ever!
@jdx4174
6 жыл бұрын
I want to hear the aftermath as well. That's almost more interesting then the starting point
@paxtown71
5 жыл бұрын
Hey love of my life; I’m fucking bangin ova here
@hadescerberus8633
10 жыл бұрын
most defo a trap
@thezingozman
8 жыл бұрын
"Gator's bitches better be wearin jimmies!" priceless
@thompson223
5 жыл бұрын
Capillaries 🤣 ol freckles ruined that pronunciation
@musicaccount3340
7 жыл бұрын
Even if she doesn't want to have sex with another guy, and this is just a phantasy, you can't predict her reaction. I can easily imagine her going silent for a week and then suggesting a divorce because she can't look at you anymore.
@JavonAnonimni
8 жыл бұрын
To find the lawyer willing to do such acts you just write up a formal letter of inquiry and send it to every law firm in radius of 30 miles along with your name.
@johndoe-vo6wl
8 жыл бұрын
"a little Boston market" epic!
@ShadowAkatora
7 жыл бұрын
You can't un-bang. Some things can't be undone, and you have to live with that decision for a long time, you know.
@ashleymenzies6650
5 жыл бұрын
This is the best podcast I have ever heard XD great advice though top man
@OutdatedLeon
5 жыл бұрын
Rule of Thumb: Always trust your gut. So yeah. This is a trap.
@rashadginn8768
5 жыл бұрын
Rub one out. It's the champagne of victory
@duberdurm
8 жыл бұрын
That sounds like some Gone Girl shit.
@ryanboscoe9670
5 жыл бұрын
I'm drunk and I know. DONT FUCKING DO IT!
@introgauge
11 жыл бұрын
from what I've heard she got around a lot back in the day. The way I think nowadays, that whole scenario was a way to curb her own infidelity. Doesn't take much thought to figure she was unfaithful anyways but, yes she did cheat on him though.
@solidkingcobra
7 жыл бұрын
ROTISSERIE ACTION!
@solidkingcobra
5 жыл бұрын
BOSTON MAAAHKET!
@danielbrown1724
4 жыл бұрын
She wants a little rotisserie action 🤣🤣
@codykelly7449
5 жыл бұрын
I came here to find a first hand story of someone who did this. I guess Bull Burr fans are start and stable.
@mmb2211
9 жыл бұрын
i'm dyiiiing here...laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost having a heart attack!! Genius!
@loganmaddocks4703
3 жыл бұрын
"I show up to the gym, people know what I do." 😂😂😂
@EMAN-tx7lp
3 жыл бұрын
2:27 I like how he says that
@Jokes_on_D
5 жыл бұрын
Did this with ex and we had a kid at the time afterwards she grilled me about who was better right in front of the other woman...needles to say it never happened again and shes my ex now
@the_endgame
4 жыл бұрын
Wow lol
@animejoe4041
4 жыл бұрын
Well, don't leave us all in suspense. Who was better??? ;)
@pigeonoverlord9433
2 жыл бұрын
Bill's insight into the follow-up situations to making such a bad decision is truly admirable.
@michaelstrickland8012
3 жыл бұрын
Boston MAHKET!
@skottyo
4 жыл бұрын
Admiral Ackbar : "IT'S A TRAP"!!!
@ramone2185
11 жыл бұрын
Based on the stories I've heard, and the married couples I know, marriage seems like a horrible idea.
@BishopAP
10 жыл бұрын
They definitely should do it, but if they do, they gotta start hitting the strip clubs. Not to pick out a girl necessarily, but just to browse. Because before she can watch him with another woman, she's gotta prove she can handle him looking at another woman. And as the late, great Patrice O'Neal always said, SHE has to be the one to pick the girl, so the strip club might be the perfect place to find out what kind of girl she'd be into.
@calisongbird
9 жыл бұрын
As a woman, I cosign this advice.
@samdaman2525
6 жыл бұрын
joe S dude wtf chill
@Poxymonkeypox
5 жыл бұрын
@@joes4158 silly little troll 🙄
@AndyHoward
5 жыл бұрын
the pipes are calling.....
@Piatasify
10 жыл бұрын
Pride made mma civilised before UFC did, and there were loads of rule heavy mma organisations already.
@swamp9136
4 жыл бұрын
"It paratroops down onto your ball bag." LOLOLZ
@patrickparr3331
5 жыл бұрын
I actually have many friends who do this kind of thing. Believe it or not they all seem to have rather healthy and happy relationships. Pretty wild... Yet somehow rather wholesome.
@jaybootidawg5167
8 жыл бұрын
he's the new howard stern!
@groundbreaktv6935
8 жыл бұрын
minus Robin, so even better!
@fooster101
10 жыл бұрын
3 minutes in and this is the funniest shit ever !!!
@malakiquest
7 жыл бұрын
Corn Chex
@RashtaEinthisB
6 жыл бұрын
7:05 YOURE KILLIN ME BILL HAHA
@cosmic_giant1523
7 жыл бұрын
does anybody know how to email bill burr
@EldiabloCompadre
6 жыл бұрын
Anthony McNair bill@themmpodcast.com
@crs092
6 ай бұрын
“I show up to the gym, people know what I do. I got one mid range jumper”
@thedavecorp
4 жыл бұрын
"[Gasp] You CHEATED on me!"
@omgitsabean15
4 жыл бұрын
Ol Billy boy, why you so fuckin bald? -A non bald listener
@bigh7972
2 жыл бұрын
She wants a little Boston Market. Billy bag of doughnuts that line is one for the ages.
@mbelma6329
11 жыл бұрын
Boston maahhhket
@DrummermanRoque007
11 жыл бұрын
The first thing I heard in my head was Gen. Akkbarr from "Return of the Jedi" saying "IT'S A TRAP !!!!."
@adrianh332
7 ай бұрын
As a foreigner i have no idea why Boston market is funny.
@maximumrpg3707
10 жыл бұрын
flame123652 "Everyone has them" completely untrue.
@dre857
11 жыл бұрын
lol at the blow up doll and the paper sound effect
@Account2129
5 жыл бұрын
7:03
@stevecarey2030
6 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Forensic Files, about true murder cases. There's one where the wife wanted a threesome with another woman. They guy said okay and they got their babysitter involved. And made it a regular thing. So far so good right? Well, the husband and the babysitter fall for each other. Then at some point the husband murders the wife to be with the babysitter and to get her life insurance. The police figure it out and he's sitting in prison now so it was a big time lose-lose-lose situation for the husband, the wife, and their kids. Granted that's an extreme and bizarre case but it's asking for trouble.
@delfwn
3 жыл бұрын
3 years later :P do u have the link or title of the episode?
@stevecarey2030
3 жыл бұрын
@@delfwn No. All the forensic files are (or were) on KZitem and I watched them all. Some pretty crazy case including the one referenced above but can't remember the title.
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