"looking like a LOBSTAH" holy shit I almost spat water all over the screen
@eLiFILMSinc
5 жыл бұрын
"The only Pool I'll ever Swim in, is my Pool......if I ever get one!!" lol
@martyledood9011
5 жыл бұрын
That was the best part!
@emdiar6588
7 жыл бұрын
LOL. Dude, your folks evolved in northern Europe with no UV protection needed. My GF is a Ginger, and she spontaneously combusts if I put a 100 watt bulb in the living room.
@falcosparverius6385
7 жыл бұрын
em diar I guess trips to beaches and islands are out of the question for you 😕
@mattr7118
7 жыл бұрын
em diar Does the carpet match the drapes?
@michaelsieger9133
5 жыл бұрын
lucky bitch... gingers are the best
@codyminecrack248
5 жыл бұрын
I can attest to this...
@danehales2021
5 жыл бұрын
Thank god I got a ginger Mexican.
@4Legacy
8 жыл бұрын
I love how Bill always tries to cut the bullshit. He wouldn't even let himself say "against my will". He cuts himself off and says "against my w- what I wanted to do..."
@htxflow
9 жыл бұрын
"Keyword Manity(Manatee)" hysterical!
@akirascrow15
11 жыл бұрын
"They're gonna steal the paddles."
@bwc12minus38
9 жыл бұрын
This was a good one. Laughed my ass off
@elliesings9508
3 жыл бұрын
"...you're taking a fucking Aids bath..." Lmao!! I just spit up my sushi
@skankhunt-vw8xr
9 жыл бұрын
My neck was sore from shaking my head at people.
@Snipersounds
7 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is SOOOOOO funny! It's nice to have daily jokes from a top comedian, rather than having to wait for the next special. Thanks for sharing!
@ThatCanadianGuy420
11 жыл бұрын
Bills MM podcasts are more funny then most comedians HBO specials.
@gustavofring8765
2 жыл бұрын
True true
@Sweetwildflower
7 жыл бұрын
Peppy LA pew....I love you Billlllly booooooy
@MrJspinuzza
10 жыл бұрын
OH THE HUMANITY.......sorry i meant HUGE MANATEE
@redscarecomixx8488
5 жыл бұрын
Evidently, in France you're so fkin happy you forget to put on deoderant. Omg I love Bill
@LiteratiCircle
8 жыл бұрын
I'm laughin my ass off..you're hilarious dude!
@hjojo1
5 жыл бұрын
Old Billy clean aaaaaass!!
@marleychloe
8 жыл бұрын
crying from laughing so hard!~!!
@seanlaffey3633
5 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain, Bill. It’s the worst thing in the world when you have plans and you need to go out lookin like a LOBSTAAAA
@falcosparverius6385
7 жыл бұрын
Yea, I'll never go in a public pool again ⚠️
@mhks68
8 жыл бұрын
Bill got outta the pool in a helicoptaaaaaaahhhh!
@yvonnedearman
11 жыл бұрын
Never going in a pool again
@tomkelly9409
11 жыл бұрын
Saw him in Newport RI last summer, best comedian since George Carlin
@813lynch4
5 жыл бұрын
Most certainly agree with you on that 1
@fistoffries
11 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone ever hears this podcast after bragging to everyone "Hey! Guess what?! When I was in Vegas I saw Bill Burr, at the pool! Yeah, he's the guy from Breaking Bad. Wait! He said WHAT on his pod cast?!?"
@TheTube8u
5 жыл бұрын
“A Bidet is a car wash for you asshole” hahahahahaha 😂
@doommuffinz5276
7 жыл бұрын
Jeff Cavilere is in the best shape for someone his age. (name might be misspelled) Athlean X
@urbanvancity
11 жыл бұрын
hell i would love to hear weekly podcasts with the two of them together!
@eLiFILMSinc
5 жыл бұрын
"The key word....Manatee" lol
@hamhi98
7 жыл бұрын
LAHHHBSTAAA!!
@johnthorpe23
11 жыл бұрын
I saw him live a few months ago. He was fantastic!
@PixelPariah
11 жыл бұрын
I've never been in a pool I haven't pissed in. Good day.
@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver
4 жыл бұрын
Well who the fuck goes to a swimming pool and doesn't take a shower right after? The pool is full of kids who shit in it anyway.
@lilnerf9269
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta mark your territory
@patrickbateman4148
2 жыл бұрын
Bill's Definition of a BD is hilarious.
@richardf8767
4 жыл бұрын
Bill, you’re describing RWI Recreational Water Illness & it’s no joke!
@TalkinRitz
9 жыл бұрын
Nice bidet reference! People need to know about these!!
@michaelmalagrino9519
4 жыл бұрын
vitamin E!! lololol
@HFFCANADA
3 жыл бұрын
Lol "saved the French" yeah you guys definitely didn't. You helped. If anything the Russians Australians French and British troops did most of the killing and dying in WW1 and WW2. Also that was payback for the role they played in you're own Independence. Most people don't even know that if it wasn't for the French wich supplied training, weapons, manpower, technology, fleets ect ect American would be an English colonie right now. But that's too hard for ppl to get. Washington won the war that's it.......
@ScreaminMime
8 жыл бұрын
I have a bidet I bought on Amazon, best buy I've made it the past decade. GET ONE!!!
@BobbyNewb
5 жыл бұрын
Key word: "manatee". LMAO
@rose4490
5 жыл бұрын
I love swimming pools, I just happen to hate all the other people, and the ball of cancer in the sky.
@kenmount294
4 жыл бұрын
Public pools are disgusting! But if you get down there early enough after the filter and chlorine working all nite, you might be ok for an early morning swim.
@JOSEPH-vs2gc
5 жыл бұрын
I live outside San Francisco, i feel EXACTLY the same as you about those damn Tattoos. Instant Regret...
@paulchakola7372
2 жыл бұрын
I haven't been swimming since 2003, I got violently ill...after swimming in a hotel pool.
@FlowKio
Жыл бұрын
Last time I went to a public pool I seen a homeless man giving himself a quick bath, I only go to the beach now.
@TIOLIOfficial
11 ай бұрын
Boring.
@KeshaIsHot808
11 жыл бұрын
lol
@MikeKokoschka
11 жыл бұрын
I guess Im done with the pools...no more pool for me...!!!
@patodiblasi
3 жыл бұрын
In Argentina we also have bidets, it's more common than not to have it.
@brunoleite8380
2 жыл бұрын
"Cuz I have Nia's permission " 🤣
@MissFormaldehydeFace
11 жыл бұрын
Lmfao salminila shower.. cracks me up
@nickmagrick7702
5 жыл бұрын
Bills sensitive about the color of his skin guys, lets not talk about the milk crust forming in the wrinkles next to his receding hair line, he doesn't like to think about how some people point out that it somehow makes him racist, and goofy looking. And thats just mean, so lets try to think about good ol Bill here. For Bill.
@elchappo1320
3 жыл бұрын
U and Sebastian maniscalco are so alike!
@malerak2228
6 жыл бұрын
"a bidet is basically a car wash for your asshole".. I burst out laughing at work 😂
@jimbomorrison7133
3 жыл бұрын
I went in a pool on a cruise ship and let me tell you something. If people are drinking in the pool,their pissing in it. Never go in a cruise ship pool,or hot tub.UGH.
@je187u
11 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha , how the fuck didn't you people know this ? is common sense , pool water is actually sweat , ass and balls soap , not to mention all the hair that all those people loose in the water while swimming in there i only shower :)) you should too !!!!!!!!
@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver
4 жыл бұрын
I can't go to swimming pools. I can't stand the thought of people being so close to me.
@michelironside6160
5 жыл бұрын
I JUST WANNA SAY FUCK IT!
@gonzaloponti5769
8 жыл бұрын
In Argentina we have bidets
@YourBeingParanoid
7 жыл бұрын
I thought Bill would have came across the even stranger Scandinavian toilets with there expected shelves.
@jcnot9712
5 жыл бұрын
Not sure France is the best place to go to a swimming pool at.
@markmcgrath9736
9 жыл бұрын
Hey Bill, don't forget about Legionnaire's disease. Remember that one, first discovered in Philly in 1976? Another reason to stay out of heated pools and hot tubs.
@DrNickRiveria
8 жыл бұрын
i looked that up. no where as cool as it sounds.
@OneEyedJackNLD
8 ай бұрын
4:38
@setinahugh9182
7 жыл бұрын
Bochi Ball, you are four balls short.
@alvinperlas
11 жыл бұрын
speaking of the pools, in Las Vegas, Wet n Wild is now OPEN!!
@AmmarAhmad5
10 жыл бұрын
Wow, a video with no dislikes. I guess everyone really hates public swimming pool.
@mistermasterful3556
9 жыл бұрын
nah they just love listening to the great reasoning of Bill Burr!
@spongeblonde1309
5 жыл бұрын
I dated a man from Paris. Also have family from there. Trust & believe, the man i dated was the cleanest/healthiest person i ever met. I’m a vegan & felt like a total American slob eating next to him. Total myth about the French..He always smelled & looked delicious. 💯👌😜
@pauldrummond755
5 жыл бұрын
You had to get the message across that you're a vegan in there didn't ya...
@spongeblonde1309
5 жыл бұрын
paul drummond LOL I was simply making a point. But since you asked, YES.😂 Lot of hard work & dedication ova heyyyy. Think the proof is in the pudding.😜😉
@dt4236
5 жыл бұрын
Vegans only piss me off for one reason. Its expensive af. You dnt see no poor ppl affording that middle class shit.
@UnderseaCaveman
11 жыл бұрын
Ocean Only....hope you come back to Hawaii soon!!!
@GRAFFDEMON
5 жыл бұрын
As a ginger with tattoos.... LOL
@pstlwhppd
11 жыл бұрын
I'd pay $1000 for that ticket.
@rawsko0316
5 жыл бұрын
Billy thinkin cap
@Filiolus
11 жыл бұрын
Key word, manatee. HAHAHAHA.
@_jadori_175
6 жыл бұрын
KEYWORD MANATEE!
@matthewgriffin7857
6 жыл бұрын
Oh the humanity!
@calebspurlin8934
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao, Vitamin E
@biggzcorey
7 жыл бұрын
As a redhead, I can totally relate.
@kevinmcnally4047
6 жыл бұрын
The Big C All of us redheads can.
@ramone2185
11 жыл бұрын
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm gonna being exercising for the rest of my life. It feels too good to stop! It's the best "drug" there is! A fountain of youth is what they call it.
@punkuddha
11 жыл бұрын
paperbagbandits
@MrEddieEvo
7 жыл бұрын
12:09 Conor McGregor
@HomleandSecurity
11 жыл бұрын
Plus I always get rid of my used condoms in public pools.
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