"Once I was driving in the Sea of Tranquility...in my LUNAR ROVER"...makes me laugh out loud every time.
@johnstephen399
2 жыл бұрын
"Pin the blue ribbon upon his chest." Regan's delivery and timing is simply peerless.
@embracetruthecho
6 жыл бұрын
I love Brian Regan. He's the best comedian in the world. His facial expressions are so hilarious
@JinKee
Жыл бұрын
Best comedian on the moon, too
@richardcalisi9188
9 ай бұрын
oh man I watched him since the 90's he's too funny.. Have you seen him in Loudermilk?
@spar0035
2 жыл бұрын
This guy basically summed up modern day social media way before it was fully formed into the narcissistic cesspool it is today 😂😂😂
@biggusdickus1689
Жыл бұрын
People have always been inane and selfish they just weren't easily able to broadcast it to the world until now.
@MrSchulz777
11 ай бұрын
We're evolving lol
@Judahoob
12 жыл бұрын
here let marco polo speak, he's back with tales of adventure
@tcjnz86
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Willysmb44
12 жыл бұрын
This is so true. I met someone who's walked on the moon recently and he confirmed that indeed, people suddenly stop their 'me-centric' ways once they know they're in the same room as an astronaut.
@jeffbaer5851
Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah? Well I met the SAME person.... ON THE MOON!!!!! We were having a conversation and he confirmed the same thing YOUR guy confirmed... but we were in ZERO GRAVITY in the SEA OF TRANQUILITY!!! (Lifts imaginary fork to mouth...)
@princekamoro3869
Жыл бұрын
@@jeffbaer5851 I know. I was there, I AM the moon. Not many people up here to have a conversation with, though. Just the occasional comet. "HEEEEY," "Heeey." [in tiny font] "byyee."
@Lumpycpu
11 жыл бұрын
the mock eating towards the end just makes this perfect
@PhantoMace2012
3 жыл бұрын
I died at “HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE!!!”
@fluentinsilence
12 жыл бұрын
You see the punchline coming from far away and it's still hilarious.
@youngfeller5376
3 жыл бұрын
Getting a start as a comedian can be very rough and stressful. Especially starting out. Having experience in this field I can tell you Brian has the best delivery of any one I have seen. He is just brilliant
@876r876rf
5 жыл бұрын
It's his delivery that's absolutely brilliant.
@maxomdahl4700
6 жыл бұрын
Very funny guy !!! No foul language which is rare these days....
@plev10
2 жыл бұрын
To quote The Dude: "The fuck you talking about?"
@zyxwut321
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, no rare language these days which is foul.
@Hkren579
7 жыл бұрын
Hands down a classic... Watched it a quadrizillion times.. Damn funny
@pbrooks4040
Жыл бұрын
i watched it a quadrizillion + 1 times.
@gidleykevin
Жыл бұрын
@@pbrooks4040 ha! quadrizillion and 3 here... yeah you heard that correctly
@pbrooks4040
Жыл бұрын
@@gidleykevin looks like i’ll never catch up! time for another view.
@gidleykevin
Жыл бұрын
@@pbrooks4040 :)
@marlow769
Ай бұрын
I’ve listened to this clip a dozen times…it doesn’t get old.
@imdonho
8 жыл бұрын
Man.I have watched this umpteen times,and it is still the best.Thanks for the post.
@grhtex
4 жыл бұрын
I've watched it umpteen times plus once more! Me monster strikes again😀
@mericanwoman
2 жыл бұрын
This never gets old
@jcarpro
13 жыл бұрын
possibly my favorite standup comedian of ALL TIME!!! Absolutely love this guy!!!!
@robertamato358
4 жыл бұрын
Brian always makes me laugh uncontrollably until my belly hurts! He has always been one of my favorite comics. 😂😂😂😂😂
@gordonhackman
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@ryandatkinson
6 жыл бұрын
Nobody can top Brian Regan's fake eating talents.
@sjplwc
6 жыл бұрын
I'll tell ya, whatever he was eating, I want some! He makes it look delicious!
@mickib1592
6 жыл бұрын
Or his throne-sitting talent!!
@mishking9547
5 жыл бұрын
@@mickib1592 Pantamime expert
@catsgonom
3 жыл бұрын
My dad does that shit to me all the time. Always has to top me in "I have had it worse than you" conversations.
@sarahmeyers1773
3 жыл бұрын
That’s called narcissism!
@mdglazerman
10 жыл бұрын
I need to see this guy live one day. Very very funny !!
@cardmagicmathias
9 жыл бұрын
Mark Glazerman I saw him live a few week ago and it was amazing! definitely go if he is in town.
@psilocube3968
5 жыл бұрын
He's starting to get kinda old, buddy. Better get on it.
@sammyspaniel6054
5 жыл бұрын
Well, 5 years should have been long enough to land a show. How was it?
@kristinpfanku3927
5 жыл бұрын
Saw him in Reno 7 months ago. Not a weak sketch in the show. Hysterical!
@waterywingz
4 жыл бұрын
Saw him couple yrs back in Atlantic City. My friends n my cheeks were all sore as heck from laughing too long
@genewilliams617
11 ай бұрын
The man is a gem.
@nedkruse8604
7 ай бұрын
I think that's my favorite bit from Brian Regan .
@caroleburris9684
4 жыл бұрын
All I want is some of that chip and dip...it looks good
@brianregan1698
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?
@riptide76
4 ай бұрын
One of the best bits in the history of stand-up comedy. 👍🏻
@Paulco67
3 ай бұрын
An expert comedian. Superb delivery
@Chippy3
5 жыл бұрын
The “Me Monster”. A classic!
@sparklemonkey11
2 жыл бұрын
This may be the greatest comedian out there!
@johnnyllooddte3415
Жыл бұрын
i used to fly 747s and military stuff.... im pretty shy, and at parties im usually hiding in the kitchen, helping and cleaning etc.. and people pass thru the kitchen and we talk.. theres always that ONE ME GUY in the den beating up everyone elses stories.. so when he gets too obnoxious the hosts come get me.. and ask me to tell a tall tale.. im also from texas, so i can exaggerate and beat the hell out of the guy with a similar story to his about 1000x times grander.. then we go back to listening to the little ol ladies and there sweet little stories.. he doesnt say another world all night.. and i go back to the kitchen ahahahaha
@chimchim90210
8 күн бұрын
I LOVE this bit ❤
@eastonporter7161
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I tried watching this at night but I laughed so hard I got caught.
@E_J_R_giges
3 ай бұрын
One of the best bits ever! Beware the Me Monster.
@pyannaguy
12 жыл бұрын
Brilliant stuff! What a Pro - I've always dug Brian Regan!
@brianregan1698
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from!
@pyannaguy4361
Жыл бұрын
@@brianregan1698 Big Island of Hawaii for years now, Brian....but by way of L.A., Tucson, Las Vegas, San Diego. My mom used to say I was like horse sh*t: all over the road! I didn't say it was funny...it was just a thing she said. Old Mom! When something was really tedious, close work? She said it was like pickin' flyshit outta pepper! ..She was classy!
@brianregan1698
Жыл бұрын
@@pyannaguy4361 😂 that's really funny And so glad you're one of my great fan,and wish to meet you in person one day as you always wish
@ShawnaGraham50
5 жыл бұрын
His delivery is awesome
@warptek
Жыл бұрын
Fuck, he is so funny. I almost lost my breath.
@RoseBudpony1
5 жыл бұрын
I love comedy people, if it’s clean or funny and I get it, then it’s the best, or like if they tell there life stories with humor, it’s the best too, they just get it out.
@howardrobinson4938
3 жыл бұрын
Uh...um...well. Uh..how do I say this. One of the funniest pieces of social commentary ever put to moving picture and recorded sound.
@chimchim90210
2 жыл бұрын
I love this bit!!
@adrianojames8388
6 ай бұрын
And the thing that gets me is there are absolutely Me Monsters and Captain You Planets lurking just outside of ear range just waiting for their opportunity to pounce when you make the mistake of leaving that chance for them wide open ....
@bigfatno
Жыл бұрын
I know quite a lot of people like this. Whenever I want to chip in with a life experience story, I'm either run over, or get the "well, this one time..." I've finally gotten to the point in my life knowing my stories are way better than theirs, and I'll just repeat those great stories time and time again with friends and family so they're not forgotten. The Me Monster can suck it.
@marlow769
5 ай бұрын
He even makes the “eating bites” between comments look real…and funny.
@nichailajacques7701
Жыл бұрын
Hollered at every punchline!
@RIOTPUNK1977
12 жыл бұрын
Haha.. Instant classic..! Genius..!
@mickib1592
6 жыл бұрын
Ah hahahaha! Haven Today, a Christian radio program just played an excerpt from this bit!!!!! You've finally arrived, Bri-one!!!! LOLOL
@passionfly1
Жыл бұрын
Me Monster: "I had 12 impacted wisdom teeth pulled on the moon..." 🤣🤣🤣 Brian Regan is a supremely funny comedian! This is the type of comedian you wish was your neighbor or relative.
@adrianojames8388
6 ай бұрын
I have a friend who lives in Evergreen and him , mystlf and two other guys would get together to play cribbage . Things would always be relaxed till he starts drinking his gin and tonics , once the second one is gone , the Me Monster would magically make an appearance, and the line "you know what I mean" would follow each example of his travels with marco polo on the Silk Road. Finally , one time I said , " Jimmy , do you know you're the only person I know whose favorite subject is yourself?" The Me Monster disappeared that night .
@philpeterson4545
6 жыл бұрын
Seventy four Me Monsters don’t find this video funny.
@Realbillball
4 жыл бұрын
Increased to 85 as we speak. They are offended, you see ;)
@adrianojames8388
6 ай бұрын
That's because they have been exposed !!! Lolololo
@yoyomatang
5 ай бұрын
me....ME......MMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
@pontificusvascillious5287
2 жыл бұрын
who hasn't walked on the moon? i've already been to MARS ... and back ... thinking about going AGAIN!
@kristinpfanku3927
5 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy alive! A master!
@brianregan1698
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?
@KobaAM
4 жыл бұрын
Pin the blue ribbon upon his chest...
@BrianMChampion
11 жыл бұрын
I had FIVE wisdom teeth pulled at one time (TRUE STORY--I had an extra one [take that, 4 wisdom teeth people]). Thus proving his point.
@haveaniceday6886
6 жыл бұрын
HALT! I had 17 pulled and.....
@brucec43
6 жыл бұрын
That's nuthin'
@waterywingz
4 жыл бұрын
Pin the blue ribbon upon ur chest 🥇
@Realbillball
4 жыл бұрын
Five you say? Well I had six pulled out.....while on the Moon. So there!
@tomindenver1331
3 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend had all four wisdom teeth pulled the day before Thanksgiving. They gave her Tylenol-not even Tylenol 3-for the pain. Good thing her boyfriend-me-was a rock radio morning show joc. I kept her high and fed her oatmeal for three days. We're now celebrating our 34th year of marriage.
@SoggySoxSaga
4 ай бұрын
That's nothing. I drove my starship through the center of Neptune while having open heart surgery. Seriously, Brian is my ll time favorite!
@standoughope
4 жыл бұрын
0:10 Step aside Baldwin, for we've found the greatest Trump impersonation ever!
@elizabethwharton1669
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@caramonmajere447
5 жыл бұрын
I love this sketch because I DID have 5 wisdom teeth, lol! And they were all impacted..... I had a mutant tooth above my top right jawline. The surgeon used a dental "floorjack" to make me open wide enough for surgery. It tore my right cheek a little. He had to drill, from inside my mouth, up into my sinus cavity to extract the 5th tooth. It was so painful that I woke up twice during IV sedation. Afterwards, the left side of my face looked normal, yet the right side swelled so much that I couldn't see out of my right eye. The surgeon, a 63yo veteran, informed me that I was the most difficult surgery he's ever performed. Then he handed me 5 vicodins......5 of them to handle the hardest surgery of his old crusty life. What a fuckin dick head! I ate them all by the 2nd morning!
@bkzland
5 жыл бұрын
You were a WaRThoG!1
@Shane661
4 жыл бұрын
That's nothing....let me tell you what happened during MY surgery...
@TheM5guy
3 жыл бұрын
*Stopping you at the 5 wisdom teeth* I had 9 wisdom teeth removed
@TheQakman
Жыл бұрын
@@Shane661 That’s nothing, I had to do major surgery on myself. Lol
@jefferywheaton40
Жыл бұрын
as an oral and maxillofacial surgeon I can recommend this bit, especially the part about the wisdom teeth
@okboomer1340
Жыл бұрын
Yeah but have you been on the moon?
@Shane661
4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic.
@jakeelsner2963
Жыл бұрын
The Me-Monster! Classic!!
@skittler335
12 жыл бұрын
He is the best "fake eater" ever. :)
@roberthesse7430
4 жыл бұрын
I have a seven wisdom tooth story. It always kills.
@westernenglishgirl
12 жыл бұрын
i've told a 2 wisdom teeth story it went nowhere
@KyChristensen
3 жыл бұрын
Halt! Halt with your two wisdom tooth tale!
@heathergalish8417
3 ай бұрын
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@michaelcooper1079
Жыл бұрын
Awesome!!!
@neuro5547
9 жыл бұрын
144p... we meet again.. -.-
@pnutbutrncrackers
11 жыл бұрын
I know -- he even makes his voice sound like he's got a bit of food in his mouth. LOL
@TheKrighter
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@crossthreadaeroindustries8554
5 жыл бұрын
For those Me Monsters - "Are you listening or just waiting to talk?" Other thing, I had all my w. teeth out at once, knew I probably would never schedule a second visit after having 2 pulled. I had a bruise on my face that was the handprint of the dentist gripping my jaw, no kidding.
@Realbillball
11 жыл бұрын
I too have that same social fantasy.
@PsychoticGirl2023
Жыл бұрын
1:46 This gave me a great idea.
@danielwilsonnufc85
2 жыл бұрын
I am a ME MONSTER. I cant help it 🤣
@rffgfsdsdsd9060
6 жыл бұрын
I got my wisdom teeth removed AND A TOOTH THAT WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH EXPOSED! I WIN!!!
@eS-ql7vm
3 жыл бұрын
I had that happen and I had it removed without anesthesia
@ryankylecross
Жыл бұрын
Gold
@mclifer
5 жыл бұрын
No politics thank God.
@korinet1891
5 жыл бұрын
He reused this joke in the newest comedy called stand up and away
@drummer703
12 жыл бұрын
The first man to walk on the moon died today
@mr.carter7747
4 жыл бұрын
I can't see through the pixels
@pollon52gal
12 жыл бұрын
@LisaBaby67 OMG HE HAS ONE LIKE THAT???? AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@edwardbonetti
11 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!!
@jongroubert4203
6 жыл бұрын
I'm a three-time Jeopardy champion. That shuts people up.
@quantanglement
6 жыл бұрын
That aint nuthin'. I'm a 4 time champion - and we filmed the show under water , using an obscure language from ancient Mesopotamia I had to master on the spot - with a school of great whites circling us constantly......
@TheMrcoolguy77
12 жыл бұрын
Now I do!
@blakecwilson
13 жыл бұрын
MEEEEEEE!
@graciedison
11 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the 1:20's there's a guy laughing like Peter griffin.
@brianregan1698
Жыл бұрын
😅 Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from
@LisaCupcake
12 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious. I'm dying to find the clip of him talking about the politician who wants to taze 7 year olds. lol
@embracetruthecho
6 жыл бұрын
OMG - That one is so hilarious. Everything he does is insanely hilarious.
@Aethelia
Жыл бұрын
I want one of the 12 people who walked on the moon to comment on this video.
@buggirl333
12 жыл бұрын
BEWARE THE ME MONSTER!!!!!!!!! :)
@BarryBBensonBBangin
Жыл бұрын
This guy kind of reminds me of Jim Gaffigan
@patrickcolon8809
7 жыл бұрын
Larry Holmes once used me as a human punching bag on national television .......... Randall "Tex" Cobb
@markavell7111
3 жыл бұрын
Ivr been on da Moon!!!!
@dvdatkinson811
11 жыл бұрын
GAME GAMPS
@SteveSabbai
10 жыл бұрын
People lie A LOT.
@Judahoob
12 жыл бұрын
and then me myself or i and then i and then myself and then me me i couldnt tell this one about i cuz then i was talking about myself and then me mee meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
@warthogA10
12 күн бұрын
Unfortunately I absorbed my (now ex wife's) habit of doing this.. No matter what story anyone else told, she'd say "that's nuthin'.." and follow it with a completely, obviously fictitious, over the top story just like theirs.. only 'more'.. A LOT more.. So I started saying that at work when we guys would talk about stuff.. only difference was I wouldn't make up a story, I'd just tell a true story/similar situation. It took one of my coworkers to point it out to me off the side once and I was completely embarrassed and explained where I got it from.. but didn't even notice I was doing it.. 😞 Yep... No one has ever had any life experience that tops my ex wife's completely fictitious life experiences. And I also came to realize that she'd take experiences other people have told her over the years.. and just swapped them out with herself.. 🤨 🤔 The most bizarre story is her telling our kids that she would have been the first ever famous female drag racer.. but I would let her.. 🤨 Now.. she never drove in a race in her entire life.. but she had been dating a guy who was concerningly deep into drag racing (watching, not doing).. 🤔 Every guy she dated.. whatever they were into she "was ALWAYS into that.." .. and was almost famous at it.. 😐
@quackkedupfunnygirl
10 жыл бұрын
I win because I have a 5 wisdom teeth story. ;~)
@phoenixnorth504
8 жыл бұрын
had 5 remov
@hfb129
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah well I had 17 removed!
@AgentMull
7 жыл бұрын
I win because I don't have wisdom teeth.
@TheNutshaq
6 жыл бұрын
Hey it’s kinda hot toda- THAT AINT NOTHING I USED TO LIVE IN YUMA ARIZONA WHERE TEMPERATURES GOT TO 115 DEGRE- *YOU THINK THATS BAD?! I LIVED IN DEATH VALLEY WHERE IT IS ALW-* *I L I V E I N H E L L*
@edsalinas9996
3 жыл бұрын
"Me Monsters" or just insecure people. I've met plenty of them.
@jbadaluco
12 жыл бұрын
you...ME. you..ME. see the difference!
@xlaythe
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck I'm guilty of the 4 wisdom teeth thing
@fairyqueen4191
6 жыл бұрын
I have two wisdom teeth omg this is great lol
@geoffiroth
11 жыл бұрын
Gimble gramps
@rsix000
11 жыл бұрын
Brian, if u read this could u do this: Something about chores, truthfulness, cars.
@MiracleSoulFlyer
12 жыл бұрын
I wish I could shrink him and take him with me wherever I go. :)
@embracetruthecho
6 жыл бұрын
LOL - ME TOOOOO! I have been watching him for so many years, I feel like I know him. So much so - I would ask him to marry me. He'd be like: "Security....."
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