I like the subtle off white color of Joel's card. It has a tasteful thickness to it.
@hardpack187
8 жыл бұрын
+Psynema Oh my god. It even has a watermark
@billgoldenmusic
2 жыл бұрын
😂 this guy is over the top lol. I come back here every once in a while for a good laugh, GUARANTEED!!!
@crosscyl
15 жыл бұрын
"My card is di-cut. My card is foil stamped. My card is embossed.... Dude, your card is a f****ng pamphlet.
@ryanhealy9026
2 жыл бұрын
But does it have a watermark
@ayetozed
13 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's called a "brochure".
@alsoRichards
13 жыл бұрын
:49 Look at that subtle black and white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a pop out.
@AK-47ISTHEWAY
5 жыл бұрын
Nice, but it still doesn't compare to Paul Allen's card
@danko6582
3 жыл бұрын
This has to be comedy. I don't know anyone in real life with their head so far up their own bottom.
@InvalidAuthorization
14 жыл бұрын
GAWD - you people realize this video is satire right? His name is Joel Bauer - he's a comedian. Geez people! This guy is hilarious. I love his delivery. Can't believe he does this without cracking up.
@JakeBayCity
13 жыл бұрын
"Let's see Paul Allen's card."
@normalpsychology
4 жыл бұрын
You might have written this nine years ago, but I came here in 2020 for this comment.
@Kirberoid
15 жыл бұрын
It took him 25 years to design that ???? I must say i'm impressed !
@flukshun
12 жыл бұрын
normal peons talk to cameras. leaders talk past them to the roaring crowds in the back of the room while blasting 80's music
@MuddParts
15 жыл бұрын
Fits right in the shredder!
@DomIstKrieg
15 жыл бұрын
i was fine until the pop-up part, then i pissed myself laughing.
@ScuddyGuitarsThings
14 жыл бұрын
"Chief Strategic Officer - WOW I'M IMPRESSED".
@dompotters715
3 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of money spent on something people are just going to toss in the can. It does show who he is though, an obnoxious card for an obnoxious person.
@Aassymcass
15 жыл бұрын
As much as I hate him, he's right. "Life is not about being liked. It's about being effective." Effectively, he's put his name and his company on the most viewed pages on the one of the most popular websites ever. We're the suckers in this one.
@scottjanzer8083
4 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't fit in a Rolodex because I doesn't belong in a Rolodex." No, you've got that backwards.
@strongestofemall
14 жыл бұрын
"You see that card? This is THE most impressive business card I've ever seen...It's MINE!"
@ryougahibiki941
3 жыл бұрын
Is it me, or does his card scream "I'm a massive narcissistic wanker!", but then so does he.
@dot202
14 жыл бұрын
So much style in one video!!
@FeralYouth1
12 жыл бұрын
The whole purpose of a business card is to: a) be subtle enough to not look like you're bragging, while b) Giving an accurate, simple description of your profession or position, and should c) cost NO money, and MUST d) NOT look like this guy's! I mean, WTF is that thing?! It's too big to fit inside ANYTHING, and if people can't find a place to put things, they put them in the trash.
@lilavslola
8 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this !!! Short sweet funny and to the point !
@Xarlot3
14 жыл бұрын
I half expected it to play a tune when he opened it, like one of those annoying birthday cards.
@CcreapMurdaProductions
13 жыл бұрын
hahahaha his face when he says "what do you do guaranteed?"
@BJs4MePlz
13 жыл бұрын
with a pitch like this!! HOW CAN I LOSE?!
@magnificent56
15 жыл бұрын
And when you open the rest of the card it plays a song. Open it again and a genie pops out lol.
@irememberfragglerock
15 жыл бұрын
Wow, this guy is going to be really pissed when he finds out that after spending 25 years on it, the pop up book has already been done.
@aaronfong5030
4 жыл бұрын
Spent 25 years just to make your business card look like a kid's play popup book. Tells me alot about your business, guaranteed.
@VitorMadcowe
14 жыл бұрын
I still find it hard to see if this is real life or made on purpose... seriously... I just cant
@stimso
Жыл бұрын
Me neither. Surely it's satire. Apparently not....
@daemon.mythos
4 жыл бұрын
I got no where to put that card...guess it can only go into the trash.
@cultuurpodium7703
12 жыл бұрын
One piece of advise! Find out beforehand where the main camera is positioned!
@joebricky6708
2 жыл бұрын
Funny how people are stuck on the 25 years which is actually experience to know how to market and get attention. But, they miss the part where they don't have to like you to want to learn from you. The man is a master at it... and he played his role perfectly. That's not his personality... but he's 100% right and video is comedy. I just showed this video to a staff member who is helping me design a business card for a client. Why? Cuz people still use business cards, and you want them to stand out. If they don't... in the wallet they go... or left somewhere... no impression made... and never to be seen again. If you don't market... you probably don't get it. I did have a good laugh reading the comments tho. Most of you got totally hooked and proved his point!
@ftlaudman
15 жыл бұрын
The way he speaks is a cross between Dwight & Michael from The Office. Please tell me he's a comedian...
@IHaveLostMyAccount
13 жыл бұрын
who takes 25 years to make a card ? this guy needs a life
@whoopdeedoodude
14 жыл бұрын
Its not about being liked, its about being effective.
@yhinnam
15 жыл бұрын
It took him 25 years to make that? I'm guessing he spent 10 years trying to make a paper crane too.
@gregdeveer
15 жыл бұрын
actually I've seen lots of cards like that... they're called BROCHURES.
@Roxiedice
13 жыл бұрын
I hand out life size business cards of myself to my clients because everybody who meets me loves me and wants to take me home, but there's not enough of me to go around. I'm a fucking genius I tell ya! A fucking genius.
@VintageJunior
14 жыл бұрын
I think the only business card I will just throw out is one that DOESN'T FRICKIN FIT ANYWHERE
@stupidity261
13 жыл бұрын
yours have 2 colors im impressed
@donalny
15 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone here is even considering hiring this guy's services.
@stimso
Жыл бұрын
One would hope, but alas, the dude is like Tony Robbins...
15 жыл бұрын
It's probably a new graphic artist that he hired and made the card for him and he's taking all the credit. 25 years to make a card?
@MichealLitteris
15 жыл бұрын
Ha he reads the detials off the bloody cards and the location and the role of the person he will of no doubt met to get the card and misses the fact that its exact purpose of a card!!! The best card i ever saw was aluminium and was built as a "working" lockpick set, the guy was an IT security consultant! :) thats a cool card, thought and concept went into it..
@Shpongly
14 жыл бұрын
25 years working on that card... damn!!
@templetonbob
3 жыл бұрын
Impressive. Very nice.
@PapaSix1
13 жыл бұрын
No, it doesn't belong in a Rolodex. It belongs in the garbage.
@siukong
14 жыл бұрын
25 years? That looks like it was designed by a high school student. What a hack.
@laughingallthetime8D
13 жыл бұрын
it took him 25 years? he has a great life.
@camatt2989
13 жыл бұрын
when i go to important meetings i hand out laptops... with the sole purpose of showing my face and credentials... it plays classy music and speaks aloud my accomplishments.... yea its expencive... but nobody throws out a laptop
@TrenchcoatSteve
15 жыл бұрын
That's an impressive card. Yet, no one knows who created it because he keeps saying "my card" instead of giving his name. So much for "effective" marketing.
@freddythepie
14 жыл бұрын
lol this should have been in american scycho's buisness card scene
@jas16899
14 жыл бұрын
Wow that's a business card that REALLY POPS!
@MCTales89
5 жыл бұрын
What's the song playing when he shows his card?
@Danielnewbold
14 жыл бұрын
i bet you his card can still be torn.
@WordsofaWarriorPodcast
13 жыл бұрын
makes good firewood
@Mr101tech
14 жыл бұрын
@clonemagic that is incorrect. The Golden ratio is 1.618. 2" x 1.618 is 3.236. Business cards, as you said, are 2" x 3.5." In order for a businesscard to be the golden ratio the dimensions should have to be 2" x 3.236" or 2.163 x 3.5."
@dogmandude3690
15 жыл бұрын
congratz, you ade a pocket sized pop-up book -.-
@flumbolla
3 жыл бұрын
What episode of The Office is this??
@JonathanEva
13 жыл бұрын
I think this is the real Tevin Downey from "I Love You Man." In fact, I think I took a piss on his face last week in a Bennigans.
@xVindicator
13 жыл бұрын
This guy is BADASS.
@gamessp
14 жыл бұрын
You spend more money MAKING the card than you get from the 'crowd' that it attracts.
@ScuddyGuitarsThings
15 жыл бұрын
What do YOU do guaranteed??
@Agrippa31BC
15 жыл бұрын
what song is that?
@coolhatproductions
15 жыл бұрын
If someone takes that long and spending that much money designing a freakin' business card that's that needlessly complex and impractical, why would I hire him/collaborate with him on, well, anything? Not to mention his obvious lack of interpersonal skills, overcompensation issues, and inability to adhere to common guidelines.
@Nunnzii
13 жыл бұрын
got that card in green???... ok i'll wait another 25 years
@ArthurBarbato
15 жыл бұрын
gotta love the passion, eh?!
@vatd112
14 жыл бұрын
What do you do guaranteed?
@ProfessorShyguy
15 жыл бұрын
Pops Up!
@konnen95
15 жыл бұрын
did u get that from rove petespace
@naireland
14 жыл бұрын
wow, what a tool. Forgot to mention that his Square card can't fit in a wallet and is destined to be thrown in A drawer sandwiched between my old Taco Bell wrappers, and bank statements
@Saml01
15 жыл бұрын
I have one answer to his website. If it sounds too good to be true, it often is.
@burningwhitewolf121
13 жыл бұрын
he is my personal hero
@nrthwoodsman
14 жыл бұрын
Nice coaster
@martydrooo
15 жыл бұрын
WHAT DO YOU DO GUARANTEED?
@Davidmadden19
10 жыл бұрын
@caleb: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Bravo lol
@borycar
15 жыл бұрын
that was a WIN
@electrojones
14 жыл бұрын
This video was directly responsible for the suicides of his parents.
@KeriMyslinski
15 жыл бұрын
What? No scratch and sniff? I mean I want to know what success smells like.
@realityhyp
15 жыл бұрын
Bad news sport. That's not a business card. That's a pamphlet. A business card is used to make sure that someone has your name and your contact info. A business card is designed to fit in where someone could keep it handy. What YOU are showing there is something that someone can't file in their contacts book, so it will sit on the desk or in a drawer, and eventually get thrown out because people don't know where to put it. Don't let your card be a nuisance, or in this case, a Freudian nightmare.
@Spacemonkeymojo
15 жыл бұрын
25 years to make the crappiest business card ever LOL
@IndieMovieChannel
15 жыл бұрын
Wow, Patrick Bateman never thought of this shit!
@shawnoneal
13 жыл бұрын
Your card is a joke. Your card is a child's birthday invite. Your card is a pop up book. No self respecting person in business would EVER use a card like that. Less IS more. 25 years to develop? I wouldn't brag about that.
@BillHanifin
14 жыл бұрын
A new approach to selling, breakdown your prospect and make them feel so stupid they have only one choice - buy what you are selling. Only problem is, it doesn't work....
@JesterAzazel
13 жыл бұрын
1:46 "I do your mom.. Guaranteed.." -RWJ
@fallout7311
13 жыл бұрын
i saw this guy on tv yesterday
@TheCourtesyBear1
15 жыл бұрын
Business Cards: Serious Fucking Business.
@HoldUpOneTime
14 жыл бұрын
really wish i could c what he does
@ohitsstef
15 жыл бұрын
lol he is absolutely right about business cards looking like crap.. but i wouldn't spend 25 years creating that.
@daddymalony
13 жыл бұрын
i want one of these cards, i dont even mind paying the $4 plus post!
@Hungerzoids
15 жыл бұрын
what a pro.
@tylerwuesthoff
15 жыл бұрын
anyone know this guys name?
@pastpianist
15 жыл бұрын
but it will be a damn nice/expensive funeral
@GldRush98
15 жыл бұрын
Is this guy serious? 25 years to design a pop-up book? He seems to be confusing a business card, which is meant to convey contact information, with a brochure, meant to detail out your product or service.
@InvalidAuthorization
14 жыл бұрын
I did do my research MartinusHM - this video isn't him, he was directed to act and play a character. Do YOUR research before you comment.
@bloodhunterx
14 жыл бұрын
This guy better be trollin
@drseanhurley08
15 жыл бұрын
haha, this guy is funny - he demonstrates that class marketingspeak - there's a little article on this over at economixt
@TheMattC13
14 жыл бұрын
You won't throw it out because you paid $4 for it.
@azn6o4boi
14 жыл бұрын
@CRISSBLANEHATER Took me half a second to decide that.
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