I saw Joel at a seminar back in 2014. Hundreds of people were handing him gold bars to listen to him book a flight to Tucson. Women went into labor who weren’t even pregnant when they walked in. People in the aisles were fighting each other to take home his used ketchup packets. He is 300% the real deal.
@bby_ln
2 ай бұрын
Is he gonna unalive me ?
@SuperHunt99
2 ай бұрын
great to download this wisdom again, needed a refresher
@JoseAlves-fw4rd
3 ай бұрын
Paul Allen's card took him only 10 yrs
@MrVisde
3 ай бұрын
I still have no idea who this guy is after all these years…but this clip lives rent free in my head 😂
@revolvency
3 ай бұрын
if you need 25 years to design it, perhaps you need to use a graphic designer. they can cut it to 2 week at most. experienced aside, they can also give you insight why card supposed to be card size, whether you have die cut / pop up in it
@ThinkAboutMyComment
4 ай бұрын
My card tells you I’m a narcissist then never was told to sit down by my folks
@BlackWolfXY
4 ай бұрын
“It’s not about being liked, it’s about being effective.” 100%
@KRobinson-ko1ne
4 ай бұрын
Life is not about being liked: it’s about being effective Isn’t that kind of an oxymoron?
@Ton369
5 ай бұрын
Because of the stock.
@user220-yo4fn
7 ай бұрын
at first i thought he got som on him as soon as he pulled out his card i was thats the worst way possible to make a card no body is gonna take that card and rome as u have a rectangle card it fits in side the wallet thats a plus point
This could have been a Million Dollar Extreme skit.
@xelldincht4251
9 ай бұрын
*Patrick Bateman starts sweating*
@083kaziashif7
9 ай бұрын
see, if you made some fancy speech and beat up this guy r8 there, you would also forever be remembered by people, Guaranteed
@083kaziashif7
9 ай бұрын
Airbags pumping out bullshit inflating bubble
@a.s.8164
10 ай бұрын
Impressive...very nice... Lets see Paul Allens card
@kevinflagler4316
10 ай бұрын
The best part is the music that cues as soon as he starts talking about his card.
@juhopaasonen
10 ай бұрын
I never thought I'd say this, but all American Psycho energy aside, the man actually has a point about it being a good idea to practice summarizing your key skill.
@charlesking3384
Жыл бұрын
Give you the bird cause I’m no sheep
@karissad7382
Жыл бұрын
*"Guaranteed"* 🎶💜🌟💜🎶~~~~~>💓°•○☆💕 Edit:💛
@percatoryx
Жыл бұрын
This video was an integral part of my childhood
@dieal2766
Жыл бұрын
That thing has a damm pop up integrated. This is peak design.
@vrum497
Жыл бұрын
ooh very nice
@frikkievarkpiel5854
Жыл бұрын
I know him!! Best Uber driver ever!!
@alexaguado9187
Жыл бұрын
Aye if the customer wants crap who am I to stop them lol 😂
@crossyinkproductions6057
Жыл бұрын
Anyone else imagine American psycho
@kingcobrajfsofficial
Жыл бұрын
The sort of guy who pulls the "do you know who I am?" routine on Starbucks baristas who make his order wrong. Spoiler: Nobody ever knows who he is.
@Ziegrif
Жыл бұрын
It doesn't fit in a roledex because it belongs in the TRAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
@krishnenduhalder2765
Жыл бұрын
All right let's see Paul Allen's card
@Mr_D_King.
Жыл бұрын
If I started designing all day every day I’d never be able to create that card in 25 years. This guy is the king of life
@ujLion
Жыл бұрын
I was listening very intently until the point he opened it up - then i began wondering if this was a 'birthday card' - followed by a grin :)
@robertcolby8227
Жыл бұрын
This is literally one of the greatest things that I’ve ever seen in my life
@moosesgalore
Жыл бұрын
this man smokes crack rock with his money so whats 4 dollars to him when hes smoking pounds of trash with hookers
@JasonMediumO
Жыл бұрын
I know this guy is kind of goofy but "what do you do guaranteed?" is a great question
@theshark2005
Жыл бұрын
This must be a joke! Is this for real! 😂😂😂😂😂 when he opened it lol ahahahahahha that thing was like a small book with pictures piping out lol like a kindergarten made it for arts and crafts lol😂
@richardgrafton9432
2 жыл бұрын
Who here came from Improv 4 Humans?
@lisuru5302
2 жыл бұрын
game grumps brought me here and i dont regret
@Walter.H.White1
2 жыл бұрын
Now let's see Paul Allen's buissness card
@Luffyrlfriend
2 жыл бұрын
the good old days
@fear5735
2 жыл бұрын
"This is the most impressive business card I've ever seen, it's mine." "Derrick's dick is big" Said Derrick.
@JrIcify
2 жыл бұрын
I would hold onto this card. It's a pretty sad world out there and most things aren't as colorful as they used to be so stuff like this is nice.
@Harry-bp2dl
2 жыл бұрын
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
@Walter.H.White1
2 жыл бұрын
Correct
@jeffreynewell6322
2 жыл бұрын
That was so close to becoming a Too Many Cooks esque infinite satire where he keeps unfolding the business card forever. “And here’s the scratch and sniff section, it’ll take you 45 minutes just to smell it all.” “This part is a riddle.” “Over in this corner is a maze challenge.”
@jeffreynewell6322
2 жыл бұрын
“People won’t throw it away because they literally can’t.”
@drjohnwooberg
12 күн бұрын
@@jeffreynewell6322I lobbied Congress… SUCCESSFULLY… to make it a Federal crime to throw this business card in the trash. But as an added protection, I got the five best witch doctors in the world to put a curse on each and every one of my cards. If someone tries to get rid of it, it just reappears beside them when they wake up. Throwing it in a volcano isn’t enough to break the curse. Eventually, the business card consumes you and you become part of my business card.
@catsadilla324
2 жыл бұрын
I kept this man's business card because his coke is the most potent shit on the market
@joebricky6708
2 жыл бұрын
Funny how people are stuck on the 25 years which is actually experience to know how to market and get attention. But, they miss the part where they don't have to like you to want to learn from you. The man is a master at it... and he played his role perfectly. That's not his personality... but he's 100% right and video is comedy. I just showed this video to a staff member who is helping me design a business card for a client. Why? Cuz people still use business cards, and you want them to stand out. If they don't... in the wallet they go... or left somewhere... no impression made... and never to be seen again. If you don't market... you probably don't get it. I did have a good laugh reading the comments tho. Most of you got totally hooked and proved his point!
@ugeenroadelie
2 жыл бұрын
This whole thing comes off as douchey if you don't understand what he's getting at. He's basically saying that the point is to stand out amongst the sea of business cards you might recieve, to be remembered. And I'd say it was effective because we're watching him talk about his buisness card today.
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