Theft. The joke is that you can only make a gourmet meal for under 10 dollars with theft.
@idk.-.d
4 ай бұрын
no
@Mathiusx13
4 ай бұрын
YESS
@idk.-.d
4 ай бұрын
no
@idk.-.d
4 ай бұрын
@@AHHHHHHHH21 no
@test4O4
4 ай бұрын
its not like any1 who didn't get it reads the comments
@77parkerg
4 ай бұрын
The directions weren’t clear enough, I have 12 yellow onions
@RandomBacon998
4 ай бұрын
Did it turn out delicious?
@655bebeusgdbeueb4jdu
4 ай бұрын
WAIT WHY DO I 56???
@justwatchinfunnyvids
4 ай бұрын
Im still stuck in checkout....
@Chris-zu4es
4 ай бұрын
you just scan it and say it's yellow union to pay less
@shuckarooo
4 ай бұрын
@@Chris-zu4es lol finally someone said this
@w04m1
4 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, I’m facing charges for shoplifting.
@kirk5649
4 ай бұрын
That was the joke
@sterlingarcher5339
4 ай бұрын
@@kirk5649 not sure if you joking or actually dont get it (He obviously got that and made a joke about it)
@kirk5649
4 ай бұрын
@@sterlingarcher5339 so the joke was explaining what happened in the video? Terrible joke
@sterlingarcher5339
4 ай бұрын
@@kirk5649 I didn't say it was a good joke lmao
@sterlingarcher5339
4 ай бұрын
I mean were in the youtube shorts comment section after all
@jacklandismusic
4 ай бұрын
I love that he manages to get a scathing critique of influencers who film people in public, some great comedy, and a real recipe for a real meal into one video
@logansmith6342
4 ай бұрын
For real 😂
@HelloThere.....
3 ай бұрын
If we're being honest that dish looked atrocious 😂
@seanmurphy2365
3 ай бұрын
Filming in public should be made illegal
@DoubleDownDawn
3 ай бұрын
If we’re being honest, scumbag dad looks atrocious but somehow it’s hot
@jennatolls88
3 ай бұрын
@@seanmurphy2365To what extent though? Against the law to record some birds flying by? Simply saying that on its own seems unrealistic
@runelt99
4 ай бұрын
This doubled my yellow onions and gave it to the nearest police officer
@danielammons8085
4 ай бұрын
Ngl this actually made me laugh
@OwnM3Z0
4 ай бұрын
🤖
@isuckatediting6898
4 ай бұрын
Be sure to hand them quick, police officers LOVE using yellow onions in their dinner!! 💕
@bigdadgigachad3042
4 ай бұрын
But chef... I'm allergic to yellow onions and I have double cancer
@bobbygaddie3863
4 ай бұрын
@isuckatediting6898 remember to ask for an angel shot when you give them to the next person
@nutty8871
2 ай бұрын
2 dollars for an onion is fucking insane
@Tr4sh_can34
Ай бұрын
agreed. who pays that much for just 1 onion?????
@Skriggler
Ай бұрын
Right, I get mine for like 70 cents
@edrosales1520
Ай бұрын
Don't worry, he came out on top
@Assassn-ey6uq
4 ай бұрын
These joke skits have become some of the best cooking tutorials I've seen on KZitem. Says a lot about the algorithm. He mastered the algorithm and then used it for something genuinely helpful. That's smart asf.
@Yusuf-ok5rk
4 ай бұрын
he mastered algorithm, doubled it and cancered it into the next person
@AFunnyName-jz7jw
4 ай бұрын
Bro it wasn’t even planned he just got bored
@WFly101
4 ай бұрын
@@AFunnyName-jz7jwdouble it and cancer it to the next person
@Hi_12344
3 ай бұрын
Dude seriously almost became how to basic 💀
@WFly101
3 ай бұрын
@@Hi_12344 ????
@ferhanthefox4688
4 ай бұрын
"Chef can you make me a gourmet meal with under $10?" "No"
@runelt99
4 ай бұрын
I think it was Albert (Belarusian cook youtuber) that made that joke, but the camera man dragged him anyways.
@HypermarketCommodity
4 ай бұрын
Are Yellow onions really 2$ over there ? in euro we stll get 5 pounds for 2,30€
@runelt99
4 ай бұрын
@@HypermarketCommodity In lithuania (baltic state) I just bought onions for 0.39 euro per kilo. It was on discount but still.
@HypermarketCommodity
4 ай бұрын
@runelt99 i went with the expensive BIO once, the cheap one's are like 1,29€ for 2,5kg +/-0,60cnt depending on season (no minus tho 1,29 is the cheapest)
@hampustornros
3 ай бұрын
I mean you can, problem is that you just can't just go buy a quarter of an onion that you'd need for 1 meal, you have to buy a whole one. If you buy ingredients for $30 you can get that down to $5 per meal easily.
@docclock1662
4 ай бұрын
I love how you incorporating your cooking skills into you're skits
@Assassn-ey6uq
4 ай бұрын
I always knew he was a cool guy, but his real cooking tutorials made me respect him even more.
@donb2527
4 ай бұрын
Your*
@donkydonks2922
4 ай бұрын
Any content that seems fake or staged he parodies them
@immortalsun
4 ай бұрын
How did you manage to spell ‘your’ correctly the first time but not the second time?
@Assassn-ey6uq
4 ай бұрын
@immortalsun typing fast and autocorrect. It's a youtube comment. The whole concept of language is to accurately convey a message, and he did just that. Either you're just now learning the language, or you're just dumb. Lol
@tiladutton3555
4 ай бұрын
Blind people: 😬 🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅 People with vision: 😋👍🍝
@dabeastpro7764
4 ай бұрын
Blind people won’t even see this post
@LUKEDOESEVERTHING
4 ай бұрын
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE@@dabeastpro7764
@Crmick-vo7pn
4 ай бұрын
R/wooosh
@peridotgaming5894
Ай бұрын
@@Crmick-vo7pnthat doesnt really make sense in this context, also you spelled it wrong.
@FahriHaris-bt4ym
Ай бұрын
@@dabeastpro7764But they can hear it
@MauveFelix
4 ай бұрын
He has now figured out he can use his grocery shopping as a tax write off. This “man” is a genius 💀
@mcmuffens7673
4 ай бұрын
I actually believe that the biggest tax write off he did in this video is something referred to as “theft”
@adamjames8854
3 ай бұрын
@@mcmuffens7673 I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume he didn't actually steal anything. the joke he's making is that that content is morally fucked on multiple levels. I don't see him standing up on a soap box and waving his finger at all of us and then going out and doing morally innapropriate shit himself
@mcmuffens7673
2 ай бұрын
@@adamjames8854 I mean obviously he didn’t actually steal it but also imo it’s not really immoral to steal from large corporations bc of all the awful stuff they do
@Tom-mu2ci
4 ай бұрын
$2 for an onion is insane. That's bananas.
@GurdityaSarai
3 ай бұрын
no....its onions.........................
@RobertVernet
Ай бұрын
Bananas are like 1.69 nice
@jonathanpeters6734
24 күн бұрын
No, it's a yellow onion
@chicken
4 ай бұрын
I love how he made a gourmet meal with just yellow onions. The cooking tutorials in his skits are genius.
@MrHMRBOI
4 ай бұрын
Yo! Chicken
@vocytiz6676
4 ай бұрын
Instructions very clear, got yellow onion
@Thewanderingninja77
4 ай бұрын
Let's all take some time and appreciate the fact he made this using only yellow onions. This is truly amazing.
@richardgnyc
4 ай бұрын
This doubled my shoplifting charges.
@TheAverageGuy117
4 ай бұрын
Hardest meal I've ever seen
@jonbp1993
4 ай бұрын
Never knew yellow onions came in so many varieties. So inspiring 🎉
@walkernationz1743
4 ай бұрын
I remember seeing the comment that proposed this skit. Proud of you both.
@Tarsierfan217
4 ай бұрын
This unironically worked great! I LOVE SHOPLIFTING!
@justinn8541
4 ай бұрын
I love this yellow onion dish.
@gregaze
4 ай бұрын
i feel like this series is an excuse for dad to show off his pro cooking skills
@polarz3148
4 ай бұрын
I love the mixture of satire and comedy + a little bit of seriousness lollllll
@brinleyknox4008
3 ай бұрын
Did the math. The store now owes him.
@josemateovargasreina5541
4 ай бұрын
He be flexing his cooking skills discretely...
@Contajust
4 ай бұрын
He forgot the yellow onion
@GhostStealth590
2 ай бұрын
"Bring sherry and heavy cream" lmao
@kaosunokami4567
4 ай бұрын
I love that he makes actually good recipes and adds comedy, my best man
@NewFerrett
4 ай бұрын
He did such a good job that he bought 18$ worth of food for ten!
@Chilloutlilbro
4 ай бұрын
You missed the most obvious joke of all time how in the fuck
@NewFerrett
4 ай бұрын
@@Chilloutlilbro you missed that this was one of the most obvious jokes of all time how in the fuck
@GormFR
4 ай бұрын
Joking aside I think it's really terrible that he paid almost $20 to make a pasta dish
@user-lr3ub5zg6w
4 ай бұрын
I'm in debt, i only brought ten bucks to the supermarket, might have to remove some yellow onions
@AamirKhan-vs4co
3 ай бұрын
He deliberately miscalculate 😂😂😂
@PinguOwl
4 ай бұрын
Even if it is for a bit, I appreciate these food videos you make occasionally. 😊
@SkibidiMarcu5
4 ай бұрын
THE AMOUNT OF BOTS-
@LMay11037
4 ай бұрын
Where bots, all I see are yellow onions
@SkibidiMarcu5
4 ай бұрын
@@LMay11037 in the comments
@SpiderCUZ999
4 ай бұрын
Another yellow onion
@LMay11037
4 ай бұрын
@@SkibidiMarcu5 what are comments?
@Magnakarpa
3 ай бұрын
@@LMay11037comments are onions
@savagecabbage1184
4 ай бұрын
As someone who just got out of surgery and cant open my eyes due to medications, i had to listen to this and I'm moderately allergic to yellow onions, so my soul drained when i first heard this. I have come back with open eyes and i love it even more
@kademarlowe1419
Ай бұрын
The self checkout bit was hilarious
@mro4ts457
3 ай бұрын
Lmfao the self checkout “onions”🤣
@joybgg
4 ай бұрын
i love how the punchline is made clearer with each short
@Amyaddisoniscool
4 ай бұрын
Looks really good! I'll make this!
@Sp00py298
3 ай бұрын
These are funny and all but can you legit do one one of these times lmaoo you look like a VERY good chef and ik you’d KILL this challenge
@Azaelthus
4 ай бұрын
This dude gives off Remus vibes. Love it.
@happydrake1
4 ай бұрын
As Gordon Ramsey’s personal chef I can confirm that all you need to cook good food is $10 of yellow onions
@keum8376
Ай бұрын
i love your glasses and chef hat combo
@kentuckyrailfan1
3 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear now showing my yellow onions to the girl next to me on the train
@leighabbr
4 ай бұрын
The semantic satiation from "yellow onion yellow onion... onion... onion" is palpable.
@deluxeonyoutube2973
4 ай бұрын
On sum real note u can cook fr bro saving this to my recipe playlist
@edoardovolpi8494
4 ай бұрын
Tell me you failed math without telling me you failed math:
@caidenpalmer6068
4 ай бұрын
Apparent $24 is equal to $10 dollars now “ man I’m dumb”
@kingfrogertthethird
4 ай бұрын
this was actually the funniest thing i have seen in 3 weeks
@ModestVejar
3 ай бұрын
High as a kite and hearing the phrase yellow onion repeating. I felt like I was stuck in a loop.
@Fiodor_Shassexe
Ай бұрын
I like the video, you kept my attention for one minute and it was fast
@kathieschlosnagle8410
4 ай бұрын
And THAT'S how you attempt to fool the self checkout. Don't get caught!
@tanishqdeshmukh6494
4 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, i made yellow onion pie
@colincormier19
Ай бұрын
Honestly. The only reason I follow y'all is for the recipes lol
@demonicpath1201
4 ай бұрын
Your cooking videos are great, easy to make and delicious
@eriktruchinskas3747
4 ай бұрын
Hey KMFDM, that brings back memories
@jacksongodwin837
4 ай бұрын
I love how he was already standing over the red onions, contemplating his yellow onion
@xinderx
3 ай бұрын
That actually looks hella good
@WhiteMarsho
Ай бұрын
Okay jokes aside, that looks scrumptious ❤
@Nefariousbig
4 ай бұрын
Scumdad built like a Bloodborne player character
@joaopellison6020
2 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, I now have 24 yellow onions
@basedchad615
Ай бұрын
Aside the meme and troll stuff it actually sounds good
@cdm966
4 ай бұрын
I feel like this skit exists solely for Dad to show us a cool recipe he found.
@royalbudline
4 ай бұрын
This doubled my onions and gave me yellow fever
@cap8032
3 ай бұрын
Remember that this guy was almost in master chef
@doppio447
4 ай бұрын
This is why i subcribed to him
@user-ms6kc3td8l
3 ай бұрын
DANG THAT LOOKS GOOD
@neverresign7248
3 ай бұрын
The shoulder pads on the jacket is wild.
@seanmcvety1106
3 ай бұрын
Scumbagdad is the 🐐 of skits never fails to make me laugh 😂
@brextonolesky-lee8231
3 ай бұрын
Directions unclear, somehow I ended up in the back of a cop car
@Bludski101
3 ай бұрын
This guys actually pretty good at cooking
@alex_velociraptoras7651
4 ай бұрын
Dude is a comedy genious,he lives a great life ,he has fun,and his hobby is prolly cooking.He literally has the best life
@babyyoda5880
4 ай бұрын
"yElLo WunYuN"
@nahnvm8493
4 ай бұрын
I love how this guy just turns his hobbies into ironic jokes making fun of other peoplee
@Jordan-ky4nd
4 ай бұрын
I remember seeing scumbagdad ask the guy that commented this idea if he could use it and turn it into a video and here we are! This is awesome
@Booyakasha787
4 ай бұрын
he's just a wizard with those yellow onions 😍
@sleepy4205
4 ай бұрын
LET HIM COOK 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@mrblahbah2522
3 ай бұрын
Man I can’t believe u made such a good meal with just yellow onions
@sleepyfleepy597
3 ай бұрын
Pasta + whatever you can find is always the best way to save money on meals
@KazumaSatouReal
4 ай бұрын
He's cooking 🗣🗣
@TuxTuxOG
3 ай бұрын
WE GETTING ARRESTED WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
@user-be7fz5dm6f
26 күн бұрын
Bro discovered a life hack with the onion
@randomdude10011
3 ай бұрын
WHO LET HIM COOK. Cuz this shit is FIRE🔥🔥🗣️🥵
@frequencywatchers
3 ай бұрын
When You Just Listen To Shorts, It Hits Diferently
@julian23561
4 ай бұрын
this is up there with the "what a beautiful onio" Italian chef video.
@dezmount2813
4 ай бұрын
Bro actually cook 🗣️🗣️💨🔥
@lambda1946
4 ай бұрын
That went from funny video to tutorial in about .2 seconds
@SimplyCashier
3 ай бұрын
this video gave me double yellow onion and a yellow onion with a twist and i gave it to the nearest yellow onion
@mcp866
Ай бұрын
Imagine the moment he had to ask the attendant to void the transaction. "Yeah I rang up 12 yellow onions... to film a KZitem short..."
@Plebzzz
4 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA this reminds me of my mum
@odyx10
3 ай бұрын
Bro got caught red handed
@loki-edits
3 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, I am now a yellow onion
@ronbone6330
4 ай бұрын
Homie is wearing a KMFDM split Tshirt that is fucking awesome
@i_Nihil_i
4 ай бұрын
Yall this man's a genius
@MeanLaQueefa
4 ай бұрын
Why is a single onion $2? A bag of yellow organic onions are $5 at the farmers market. $0.50 for a big one.
@WestsideJ79
4 ай бұрын
Putting aside the joke that looks pretty good actually
@erpega
4 ай бұрын
this beautiful meal, with only $10 and only yellow onion! great stuff!
@Normal38Cool
Ай бұрын
I love the part where he said ''yellow onion'' Its my favourite part.
@kiddarkness371
4 ай бұрын
I’m making this when I get home!!
@PiggedPig
3 ай бұрын
LET HIM COOK🔥🔥🔥🔥
@diemarxistischeliga7983
4 ай бұрын
I love going to the Asian cookery part of Hyvee and inputting a dumpling when I got a meal 🔥
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