Bill Burr has changed his comedy routine a lot since these early days huh.
@navigatingel6104
4 жыл бұрын
You know he reeeeeeaaaallllly favors him sometimes
@markbrinton6790
3 жыл бұрын
Was that supposed to be funny? It wasn't.....
@CnCBonkers
3 жыл бұрын
@@markbrinton6790 it was to 116 people, so...
@filipe977
3 жыл бұрын
@@CnCBonkers 130 here
@infamous5369
2 жыл бұрын
@@CnCBonkers that was pretty good
@green8026
2 жыл бұрын
I finally get him from a business perspective. It is quite wholesome and his jokes can appeal to many demographic of Americans. Not crafty wordplay or anything, just simple, clean jokes.
@mrmanjumac3454
2 жыл бұрын
He was really likeable on Rogan's podcast recently
@gentlemanjim480
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Really don’t understand why he got so much hatred. You may enjoy his humor or you may think he is not funny. But he is pretty inoffensive and the hostility he has faced for years has always been baffling to me.
@GabeSutton21
2 жыл бұрын
@@mrmanjumac3454 lol funny after seeing the podcast I've gone through some carrot top vids and I keep seeing all the other people who saw it aswell.
@LuneyTune72
2 жыл бұрын
But awful
@rileysmall4317
2 жыл бұрын
simple, clean, unfunny jokes that appeal to simpletons (arrogant but true statement).
@JohnShelby-w5d
Ай бұрын
Clean comedy always fun to watch! Thank you.❤❤❤
@insparetime5
6 жыл бұрын
every thumbnail with carrot top in it looks like it could be claymation
@thedoomgamefan3370
10 ай бұрын
The top is the man. Ur so funny dude! keep it coming. I could never get enough of ur jokes man.😅😂😂😅
@whitb62
2 жыл бұрын
I saw carrot top live when I was like 13 (I'm 32 now), and no lie it was an incredible show. My whole family loved it
@wessley4606
2 жыл бұрын
This is the dumbest stand up routine I've ever seen, it's aimed at morons.
@MoeSlislack
2 жыл бұрын
@@wessley4606 you're the real moron here. Clearly you're jealous of carrot top.
@jimmymiata7855
2 жыл бұрын
@@wessley4606 maybe you’ll get it when you’re older. It’s not so much gut wrenching laughs but just harmless witty jokes. When I was younger I thought he was stupid but I can appreciate home more now that the years have passed.
@wessley4606
2 жыл бұрын
@@MoeSlislack I like the guy as a person. But this was painfully stupid and completely lacking in whit.
@wessley4606
2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmymiata7855 I don't think this humour developes with age 😂 This humour is the culmination of idiocracy and its extreeeemly American. It's just lost on more mature audiences, so "growing up" isn't going to make a difference. I like plenty of silly comedies and physical comedians (Lee Evans, Andy coughman) As Ive already said, I like the guy as person, but can't pretend that this isn't the dumbest stand up I've ever seen.
@zachbartlett2829
7 жыл бұрын
I never really understood the hate for carrot top, his comedy is so simple yet so funny. The only people who hate him are people that feel the need to prove they are smarter or better than someone else. People who like carrot top just enjoy life, while the haters take it too serious.
@kingscotimus
6 жыл бұрын
Zach Bartlett. Word.
@paulblart2217
6 жыл бұрын
Lmao no you ape, it's because he's garbage. Like I could get a box of funny stuff too lol...
@pmacintosh.0154
6 жыл бұрын
Zach Bartlett agreed!
@W4RY3NTRY
6 жыл бұрын
Kevin James well we know what kind of humor you have just from reading your insults. Lol
@grizzly8859
6 жыл бұрын
I just think he is really really fugly!!!! Lol. Like really fugly!
@Killacorn
6 жыл бұрын
People can talk all the shit they want, lo.l, hes a baller! and WE STILL WATCH!
@petem977
5 жыл бұрын
he's always been great so inventive and up with the times and a very nice person to meet i can attest to thanks carrot
@Sillysoft
7 жыл бұрын
Little did he know, having a camera going while interacting with cops is now a must these days.
@officer401
6 жыл бұрын
Sillysoft you should, because we have at least two looking at you.
@KingofallHacks
5 жыл бұрын
officer401 pig
@BenzinoDog
5 жыл бұрын
@@officer401 but for 2 different reasons my swine skinned brotha
@samueljaquez56
5 жыл бұрын
KingofallHacks your a PIG
@casanovaconor8349
4 жыл бұрын
@@officer401 2 cameras that always end up with ''lost or broken footage"
@kennethkelevra3652
6 жыл бұрын
Y'all mad but he's worth 75 mill.
@jinemon5866
5 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Kelevra I make that every 3 years
@skaterdudeprodutions
5 жыл бұрын
Jin Emon If this were true I'm positive you wouldn't be on KZitem gloating about it. Keep dreaming though.
@decentsizedballs
5 жыл бұрын
I’d rather be worth 5 dollars than 75m and be a hack who doesn’t have the respect of his peers.
@TheRackits
5 жыл бұрын
75 mill? from what?
@diamondstar1200
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheRackits Las Vegas
@10Sethg
2 жыл бұрын
Starred in several movies called "box office poison"
@joshswainwright
2 жыл бұрын
And another called "nine and a half seconds"
@jazzjokesjalopies
6 жыл бұрын
I agree with the crowd - funny as hell!
@MikesGarageReviews
2 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed at any of his stupid shit. You like dry comedy!
@CrybabyPierre
2 жыл бұрын
@@MikesGarageReviews Comedy is subjective. To each their own.
@MoeSlislack
2 жыл бұрын
@@MikesGarageReviews dry comedy is the best comedy. Slapstick is only funny in cartoons.
@robbourassaguitarist
5 жыл бұрын
It was tradition for the guest to relinquish his chair and make room for the following act to be seated next to the host, but Walter Cronkite wouldn't budge when he stood up to shake his hand because he didn't want to give up his spot. That's a power play if I ever saw one.
@cmck2021
5 жыл бұрын
Old man entitlement
@erose964
4 жыл бұрын
I think it was Walter Cronkite entitlement.
@bigby1530
4 жыл бұрын
I love how many of these are now actual things people buy
@hagrid7ern737
6 жыл бұрын
I love his laugh, so cute😂💔
@RonWylie-gk5lc
5 жыл бұрын
Love him, he is always original and always funny. I dont get the haters, he is great
@horaciogonzalez5749
5 жыл бұрын
He just looks creepy, god you are great lol
@RS-tp3uu
4 жыл бұрын
He’s not that original if you’ve ever watched Joel Hodgson’s early stand up comedy
@MrJadedGreen
4 жыл бұрын
@@RS-tp3uu And Gallagher.
@bmxfreakxyo
2 жыл бұрын
If he thought of all these props then he has amazing creativity because they’re really good lol
@xwhite2020
2 жыл бұрын
Over the years he must have come up with thousands of them.
@nateward1729
2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t. Mike Williams wrote most of his trunk material.
@Brakathor
2 жыл бұрын
See, that right there is literally why so many people look down on prop comedy. Saying "Wow, he's so creative," is what you say when the humor aspect is viewed as secondary. It's like going to an art gallery, looking at a painting, and saying "Hmm... Interesting." All you're doing is acknowledging that it exists and that it has a platform. You're not really appreciating it on an artistic level.
@JoeBlow-ub1us
Жыл бұрын
@@nateward1729 Source?
@Mike-lh4wn
3 жыл бұрын
It's actually good when he slows down just a little bit and adds a joke or two in between. Otherwise it feels like he is just rushing through the props.
@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
2 жыл бұрын
Probably had a set time for Jay Leno though. He didn't get to his neighborhood watch sign. ;(
@randomdude189
2 жыл бұрын
It’s rushed cause it’s a small spot
@richardhenderson1755
6 жыл бұрын
He makes me laugh every time.
@ubernate860
2 жыл бұрын
Omg the hand glued to the hat...brilliant and hilarious
@melilu2845
2 жыл бұрын
The tray table bit is to this day one of my favs
@jfufilms
2 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious haha so old school now. Retro vibe with the older video. The intro was great and sooo many props. The long hanger was so good LOL
@jcmick8430
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't attempt to grab any low hanging fruits with it Either (abortion jokes?)
@jfufilms
2 жыл бұрын
@@jcmick8430 he didnt. Ahh hang up your clothes.. I'm trying to momma. And him reaching was great.
@russellwestbrook3418
6 жыл бұрын
3:26 He was living in 2018.
@Goosethelabrador
5 жыл бұрын
My god I used to be so in love with him 😂 I remember watching this when I was a kid thinking I’ll marry this man 😂😂
@chrish267
5 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm......wut?
@Goosethelabrador
5 жыл бұрын
Barry Ribbs lol and my love for red heads began
@animallover3637
5 жыл бұрын
He's single now. If you have IG when he goes home to FL he strips down to his speedos. You can see everything.
@culpritdesign
2 жыл бұрын
He has strong handsome features.
@rippindrummer666
2 жыл бұрын
Say what you want about him but those adidas sambas he’s wearing are timeless
@xanderharris1104
Жыл бұрын
That video hat was way ahead of its time
@jackpotjoey8828
3 жыл бұрын
He was always relevant to what was going on at the time... it’s fun to watch these and be like “ah Monica Seles and Post Office killing jokes, and he mentioned a roll of film....must’ve been about 1993”
@deicidaltendencies.1118
2 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno looks like a cartoon foot.
@ITRIEDEL
6 жыл бұрын
Use to hate him. His comedy is simple and clean. Nice little chuckles
@texazmade713
2 жыл бұрын
I hate his gay ass chuckles
@scottkoenig6326
2 жыл бұрын
Here, he is without his eye make-up.
@Undercoverbrotherfromanother
Жыл бұрын
Worth every penny of his 75 million. He is FUNNY.
@sandercohen3416
5 жыл бұрын
Gotta luv this guy. He’s great
@DextraVisual
2 жыл бұрын
He is the comedy version of Nickelback. Openly hated but secretly loved. Millions must have been buying Nickelback records to keep them high the charts, and this guy still fills venues today. Yet nobody will admit to liking them. People are weird.
@jacob5061
Жыл бұрын
Carrot Top is good. Nickelback is not
@zakkziegler111
11 ай бұрын
I unironically find Carrot Top chuckle worthy and funny. Nickelback legitimately sucks in all regards.
@joeman1379
2 жыл бұрын
I smile and laugh alot with this guys comedy.
@robbihuffine6626
7 жыл бұрын
Like Rodney Dangerfield, he gets no respect. On his turn to sit down, nobody gives up their seat! (And you can tell it bothered him)
@bdk4523
6 жыл бұрын
He has all the seats now! Las Vegas !
@trythinkingforachange4201
6 жыл бұрын
you read too much into it. That was Walter Cronkite
@zoesmybaby
5 жыл бұрын
How old are you? 12? You don't make Walter Cronkite give up his seat! I am a millennial and I know that.
@Hithere-ek4qt
5 жыл бұрын
I don't think it bothered him. That was Walter Cronkite - a man we need more than ever today.
@paulabes4220
2 жыл бұрын
For all the young people watching the mirror on the tennis racket joke and not getting it. It refers to when a fan of one player jumped on the court and stabbed the players opponent in the back so the fans player would win. Hence the mirror so no one can sneak up and stab her in the back...
@unclecreepy4185
3 жыл бұрын
So Carrot Top basically invented putting a Go Pro on your helmet lol.
@peterwhitey4992
3 жыл бұрын
No.
@salaciouspancakes
2 ай бұрын
@@peterwhitey4992 Yes
@Severin69
2 жыл бұрын
Carrot Top's jokes are no laughing matter.
@koalakola3809
2 жыл бұрын
Idk why people think this dude is a hack, prop comedy is 10x as hard as actual Stand up and carrot top and Gallagher need more credit
@DavidKen878
2 жыл бұрын
Credit for what? He's not funny.
@usa5439
2 жыл бұрын
@@DavidKen878 comedy is subjective, Murray.
@DavidKen878
2 жыл бұрын
@@usa5439 Comedy may be subjective, but jokes are either funny or they aren't.
@angru_arches
2 жыл бұрын
I dont laugh a lot at his stuff but I really enjoy him
@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
2 жыл бұрын
He has very polite energy
@Jknworeaper
7 жыл бұрын
Idk why people are hating about the videos they clearly clicked on on purpose. If you don't like carrot top just click on that other comedian or whatever video and keep your ass from looking like a hateful ass person.
@roymarksberry4152
2 жыл бұрын
We need Carrot Top and 2022 to save the world to make them laugh
@nathanbabiuk6286
6 жыл бұрын
i love carrot top, i like stuff you dont have to think about
@karllouismontealegre8730
2 жыл бұрын
Tissue belt!!!! You'll never know when nature struck!!!!!!!!! Just genius!
@rafaelcisneros562
2 жыл бұрын
He's like the Insane Clown Posse of Comedy, he's hilarious if you ask me, he's literally hated for zero reasons
@ry4nx
2 жыл бұрын
looks like a real life Sideshow Bob
@jy4266
7 жыл бұрын
Carrot Stop.
@praisefisher
7 жыл бұрын
YAS BOI. boi do u now how to use that
@facerip356
6 жыл бұрын
*This guy +HalJo Dav is a poseur.* He ripped off the top comment on this Carrot Top Arsenio Hall video. kzitem.info/news/bejne/raCY24avjHNje6g +Jeff Jones comment "Carrot Stop" on the Arsenio video= Posted 3 years ago. Dude... how pathetic is your life that you're copying someone else's lines to get fake internet pats on the back? Are you Carlos Mencia? Maybe you really are just that sad and pathetic. Maybe I shouldn't be picking on you.
@gisli12
6 жыл бұрын
Hes worth 75 mil
@JeffWarren47
4 жыл бұрын
@@gisli12 I'm a new COMIC. Click on the Marshmellow Man and watch the Time Traveler set first and lmk what u think.If u lol,please SUBSCRIBE.
@redwhiteblueboy3290
4 жыл бұрын
I’m positive that every recruit would love to have that salute hat😂😂😂
@hwd71
3 жыл бұрын
That was Hilarious! He should come to Australia.
@Thatonedislike
2 жыл бұрын
Shaun white really has changed since his early days as a snowboarder
@ShinerBockGirlz
2 жыл бұрын
You definitely should stay outta comedy…..0/10. Hard pass!!!!
@Oftly
2 жыл бұрын
aye, that hanger bit got me.
@NMages20
2 жыл бұрын
I had no idea he was this funny. Pot helps a lot
@Bob-hc2kq
2 жыл бұрын
A lot funnier then I thought
@little.wing.
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, Carrot Top looks like Michael Jackson as a white walker
@veyuslavic2590
2 жыл бұрын
When did this air? Did Carrot Top invent the GoPro?
@d.b.1176
Жыл бұрын
Homeboy wasn’t going to give up his seat on the couch.
@Bart-Did-it
5 жыл бұрын
Love at the end he does not show off and go over the top sits down and fits in nice guy 👍
@stevenkoehler6018
5 жыл бұрын
Freakin hilarious!!! Carrot Top & Walter Cronkite-“Together at last!!!!!!!!!!
@sjtom57
Жыл бұрын
Cronkite showed a total lack of class and respect when he refused to move to the sofa.
@robertlaube574
2 жыл бұрын
I always liked the cookbook, with the yellow pages.
@bangersmash1566
7 жыл бұрын
he was cute then. but he never felt good about his looks.
@Wyte-noyz
2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't laughing until he pulled out his girlfriends camping belt. Idk why but that one got me.
@MoeSlislack
2 жыл бұрын
It got you because it's a funny and true observation.
@AgentFlea
3 жыл бұрын
SCOTT THOMPSON?! Yeah, he looks like a Scott Thompson
@MaccTonight
2 жыл бұрын
The clock bit was incredible 💀💀
@mitchellbarker9368
2 жыл бұрын
What year was this filmed?
@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
3 жыл бұрын
Oh the good ole days, when Carrot was on Top...now everyone is bagging him, please Carrot sTop. He still is funny though.
@ENigma-um8zw
2 жыл бұрын
The first one minute proves that he could do it without the props and the props prove he could do anything
@torxrein4349
2 жыл бұрын
Carrot Top for my bodyguard , you'll be too busy laughing than fighting me ?!?
@rarebee3743
2 жыл бұрын
Did this make the "try not to laugh" this is comedy gold
@Brakathor
2 жыл бұрын
Looking back at this now, It's very easy to see why this comedy brand was so successful in the 90's and why people these days sort of scratch their heads at this. If he started in the past 5 years, I'd be shocked if he could have been as successful.
@dspsblyuth
2 жыл бұрын
Care to elaborate on that?
@Brakathor
2 жыл бұрын
@@dspsblyuth - It's dad humor centered around a "spectacle" that's not really a spectacle. Think about variety acts. Those were fairly big in the 90's. That's kinda what prop comedy is. Variety acts ALL get sh@#canned on the X Factor, and people have been conditioned to that. These days people just expect more of a PERFORMANCE from a live show, more of a DISCIPLINE. Guy who swallows ping pong balls: that's a KZitem video. personalities based around gimmicks, those are KZitemrs, Tiktokers etc. Just the thought of getting famous by doing a gimmick as a STAGE act these days, is insane.
@Vegasbonus702
3 ай бұрын
Whose watching after July 2024
@klfrostmediallc334
2 жыл бұрын
When I was young…I always thought carrot top was hilarious
@ethanjackharrington
2 жыл бұрын
The original meme generator ❤️
@unclecreepy4185
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Carrot Top: *Sets props nearly to the side of the trunk* Successful Carrot Top: *Makes a mess on stage by putting props down wherever he wants* Rich Carrot Top: *Throws props around willy nilly, including into the audience*
@MrOnegreen1
2 жыл бұрын
Walter!! Give Carrot Top the seat next to Jay. Show some respect.
@RE4Maverick
2 жыл бұрын
Carrot top is refreshing and witty.
@winstonbyronic1248
2 жыл бұрын
Belt with a roll of mountain money. 👍
@ISzach
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking nicest dude for real
@ragebait988
2 жыл бұрын
“Carrots are green on top”. For any kids being bullied.
@stevejones8660
2 жыл бұрын
Ever seen a photo of Carrot Top and Kathy Griffith together? Me neither.
@metuselahjones6905
6 ай бұрын
He predicted body cams and filming cops when they pull you over
@ThouguohT
2 жыл бұрын
If the plane crashes the tray table will break everything you need to stay alive
@holdernewtshesrearin5471
Жыл бұрын
Thank gawd he discovered eye liner!
@vin7786
2 жыл бұрын
Love the trunk stuff!!
@fredtaylor9792
2 жыл бұрын
The alarm clock prop was NOT funny..... but he sold that shit and got a chuckle from me!
@niners5time822
2 жыл бұрын
Joe Rohan. Check in.
@vegandolls
7 жыл бұрын
He's actually very handsome. It's a shame what he's done to himself- if he wanted to be hot so bad he could have just cut his hair short.
@psycholilly1250
7 жыл бұрын
Vegan Dolls yes I agree with you on that one
@jammer2987
6 жыл бұрын
Stop smoking that ready rock.
@horaciogonzalez5749
5 жыл бұрын
To dress normal and to stop acting like a fool. He can look like bill burr, ain’t that creepy looking like this guy.
@tonydess3992
6 жыл бұрын
sorry but the cleaver in the clock so you don't oversleep just made me lose it
@ifyoudisagreeyouarewrong
2 жыл бұрын
3:25 Carrot Top invented body cameras for cops lol
@geronimosrifle2913
2 жыл бұрын
Did CTop come up with the Go Pro 20 years before it existed?🤔
@turbulus
2 жыл бұрын
He predicted the helmet cam
@BaBy_ShoWeR
6 жыл бұрын
carrot created the go pro
@kepler240
2 жыл бұрын
His act is exactly the same after all these years. And that's a good thing
@matthewfarmer6830
2 жыл бұрын
This is back when carrot top was medium built not big and strong in the arms like he's now ☺️
@benjaminalexanderdemers9616
2 жыл бұрын
Carrot Top has to sit in the second place to Walter Kronkite.
@HarPlayer
4 жыл бұрын
The Amazing Jonathan started it all B 4 carrot top!!!! Stole his act!!!!!
@michaelcarmichael968
6 жыл бұрын
this is who Gallagher would call a "true comedian"
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