It's been years and I still can't get over Chef Goldblum
@dk14929
4 жыл бұрын
It's been years and I still can't get over this comment
@AlexG1020
4 жыл бұрын
I love that his buttons make squishy noises lol
@thecianinator
4 жыл бұрын
especially since he clearly just said Jeff Goldblum and they spliced in the sh sound from him saying Schlaang for some reason
@Caun-88
3 жыл бұрын
I like to believe he willingly mispronounced his own name
@davidlane1248
3 жыл бұрын
@@Caun-88 if you listen closely, it sounds like it was cut and edited, not what Jeff actually said... Which is definitely something T&E would do apropos of nothing
@georgefuller8244
8 жыл бұрын
Who else here actually calibrated
@OneWordWesley
8 жыл бұрын
+george fuller lol I did
@pastaotter9808
8 жыл бұрын
+george fuller me too
@shinobiwarrior1000
8 жыл бұрын
Guilty as charged 👐
@jmi0112
7 жыл бұрын
Fully
@chaykuh
7 жыл бұрын
I always try to every 10 KZitems I watch for optimal performance.
@Totema1
10 жыл бұрын
Damn Schlaaang products, I'm a Cincoman for life
@MyReflectionFades
10 жыл бұрын
me me, I want to be a cincoman
@LarryDavis2099
9 жыл бұрын
How are you enjoying your new Cinco Boy?
@dubbie17
5 жыл бұрын
@@LarryDavis2099 Hi yes can you call my Cinco Phone when you have a chance? I can't make outgoing calls.
@GBart
5 жыл бұрын
Me me, I'm a tan man and a boatman
@shaolinotter
3 жыл бұрын
I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it
@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898
8 жыл бұрын
"Your legs are put out of your sight" *proceeds to put legs in line of sight* Why didn't this win an oscar again?
@dharmallars
7 жыл бұрын
your legs are removed at the knee. dont want those pesky feet getting in the way of the screen!
@NicholasNRG
7 жыл бұрын
I love it when Bob Odenkirk laughs while he is doing voiceovers.
@burst_ch.
3 жыл бұрын
You mean Romm Oh Denmirk.
@holdenmcroinn9193
3 жыл бұрын
@@burst_ch. "Okay. Okay. I understand... Thanks for coming."
@conkghey2511
2 жыл бұрын
Excuse me it's slippin jimmy
@Marionettetc
2 жыл бұрын
@@holdenmcroinn9193 My accountant says I might be eligible for a 436 rebate now and as a small business owner I'm thinking REBATE sign me up of course I want a rebate
@MonnishJRSwaim
2 жыл бұрын
I’d marry Jimmy McGill tomorrow
@BenSalernoMedia
8 жыл бұрын
I love how in every sketch that features the actor in the calibration segment MUST involve him removing his dentures
@BrucknerMotet
Жыл бұрын
That sounds like the seat calibration plan for me.
@AnimatorsatWork
10 ай бұрын
Me me, I’m a Schlaaang man
@MikelosM
8 ай бұрын
I just thought he had a nice set of chompers in that mouth!
@BrokTheLoneWolf
Жыл бұрын
I love Odynkirks perfect 90s commercial laugh talking cadence.
@calebladd4082
Жыл бұрын
He's holding back a bit but going too hard at the same time. Reminds me of 90s cable 4am infomercials
@Truedoogie
2 жыл бұрын
The Schlaaang sound sequence actually sounds amazing on a home theater system.
@JakeRanney
4 жыл бұрын
I love how he says "Your legs are moved out of your line of sight" but putting them in stirrups actually puts them _in_ the guy's line of sight
@tredlow
6 жыл бұрын
He's walking on a wooden floor but his steps have metal sounds. I keep finding new things in this video.
@TheMagneticChicken
5 жыл бұрын
That's movie magic friend!
@elevate32767
5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@elevate32767
5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it's foreshadowing that Chef Goldblum is in fact a cyborg
@antiloompa8338
4 жыл бұрын
The sound editing in these videos is AMAZING
@leehunter3964
3 жыл бұрын
well grum, thats cinco video cube quality for you
@VonnieVania
9 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the Ch in Chef Goldblum sounds dubbed over.
@Pajamers
8 жыл бұрын
^
@monolyth421
8 жыл бұрын
+bluehermitdog "Arm rest" sounds dubbed too
@TheGreatsagegoku
3 жыл бұрын
It sounds sentence mixed from other footage they had of him talking. Just clipped out a Ch sound and pasted it over J in Jeff.
@1squeamishneophyte
9 жыл бұрын
In a perfect universe, Chef Goldblum would be the pitchman for every product.
@tomthefunky
7 жыл бұрын
My two year old daughter was severely burned by the hot butter and spent many weeks in the hospital undergoing painful skin- graph tests and operations. She's now deformed and traumatized. Other than that, I'm very happy with the super-seat. Thanks, Schlaang!
@ballisticcranberrypeat7777
3 жыл бұрын
What exactly do you plot on a skin graph? Murders probably.
@sauercrowder
3 жыл бұрын
It's only up to third degree burns anyway
@jeffsims8270
2 жыл бұрын
At least now, you can say to yourself "I'm sitting down."😊
@observer2817
2 жыл бұрын
Did they remove her teeth? You don't want them to get in the way of the Schlaaang viewing experience.
@jeffsims8270
2 жыл бұрын
@@observer2817 True...but are you REALLY sitting down?🤷♂️
@Durrpadil
8 жыл бұрын
I love the spaghetti sound effect when he buttons his suit XD
@hypereia7371
4 жыл бұрын
I'm fuckin ded, haha
@destructionman1
8 жыл бұрын
This was better than Independence Day 2
@TheRealHusk
4 жыл бұрын
You can tell how hard he had to resist laughing when he said chef goldbloom
@kimberleecatena
3 жыл бұрын
His just calling himself Chef Goldbloom is one of my fave jokes of the whole movie. 😂😂
@Zoki4444
8 жыл бұрын
Oh, good morning. Hi! Hi! Hi! Classic Chef Goldblum :)
@TerrorTerros
2 жыл бұрын
The jungle noises played during "Schlaaang sound" always crack me up.
@crotchman
8 жыл бұрын
Where is the teeth removal? Where is the cooling gel for the popcorn? I am very disappointed with my purchase. Me me, I'm a Cinco man!
@gunfuego
8 жыл бұрын
you can't forget the Cinco Diarrheaphram so you can watch the whole movie without having to go to the bathroom :)
@danielbeaver3152
7 жыл бұрын
gunfuego This just made me think, i wish they had an awesome show skit where we just saw a person hooked up to every cinco product at once. Would be some crazy shit.
@ArtVandelayOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
that's kickass gel
@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
6 жыл бұрын
Holding a "T'ird" whilst being full of Hot Buttered Turds. Tonight's on Five'r
@nowthatsanadequatecustom7991
6 жыл бұрын
Shlaaang is the discount cinco, they don't put as much detail as cinco does
@pierre8184
10 жыл бұрын
Chef Goldblum is such a hunk.
@gothsauceproductions5243
9 жыл бұрын
Hunks are not good listeners, sorry Pierre.
@ballisticcranberrypeat7777
3 жыл бұрын
Something stinks....Smells like meat.
@DrownedCarcass88
3 жыл бұрын
I wanna meet that dad
@KMakoENVtuber
2 жыл бұрын
Handsome for a man
@ParanormalHorrorArtist
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he says hi 3 times without moving his lips. Only Jeff could pull that off
@JPJones03223
4 жыл бұрын
1:16 Chef’s genuine concern for that hot butter that’ll come spurting outta there.
@tommytolo8025
9 жыл бұрын
I can't afford one yet, but have a friend who has one and he couldn't be happier. Once you calibrate your eyes, it's heaven.
@erockzz2010
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks Cinc..uh..Schlaaang.
@tracygalicia7342
8 жыл бұрын
I love chef goldblum.
@dannykrinkle4726
8 жыл бұрын
He was great in Jurassic Pork.
@junkhead-ey3cq
7 жыл бұрын
+Danny Krinkle Lmfao.
@Godzilla--nq3fr
7 жыл бұрын
Jurassic Pork was a porno, right?
@CimplyComplex
10 жыл бұрын
This is like a mix between the feelies from a brave new world and the ludivicco treatment from a clockwork orange.
@droan999
9 жыл бұрын
About to type that and I read ur comment, haha
@halffox102
10 жыл бұрын
lol they always have that guy remove his teeth
@rotopope
4 жыл бұрын
I imagine that being a big part of his audition. "So, anything else cool you can do?"
@janesmith1840
4 жыл бұрын
Oh these? They're dentures!
@PromotedPawn
3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacberger6721 no, they’re referring to the guy doing the Super Seat calibration. He was also in the ads for the Cinco Eye Tanning System, The Cinco Bro-oche, and the Cinco Food Tube, and in every one they have him remove his teeth as part of the installation procedure.
@PromotedPawn
3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacberger6721 1:46
@pelsesser
2 жыл бұрын
A must tan for all tanning friends.
@stevenriddle22
3 жыл бұрын
1:04 .. god when he makes that "uuh" noise lol
@tabithaprovan957
2 жыл бұрын
The most intense body horror Goldblum has been in since The Fly.
@linkmacloud
8 жыл бұрын
This commercial was actually better than the rest of the movie
@gman2015z
7 жыл бұрын
linkmacloud agreed. The movie was meh
@necklup4407
6 жыл бұрын
the movie is a fucking masterpiece if you just go in accepting the fact that it's a complete waste of time
@Vanilladye
6 жыл бұрын
The movie sucked
@thecianinator
4 жыл бұрын
I thought the movie was so good I could barely hold my shrim
@ramiel007
9 ай бұрын
Chef Goldblum, handsome for a man
@jf13579
Жыл бұрын
This one is an absolute grand slam of a skit
@MrPainkiller4rent
9 жыл бұрын
Then your teeth are removed, you don't want popcorn kernels getting stuck between them and your gums!
@SSGErnestP
8 жыл бұрын
Hang on a second Kent, you have some nice lookin choppers there. Wonderful pearls.
@Zombiphobia
7 жыл бұрын
MattsukeMinutaro oh Rudy, these are dentures. see, didn't hurt at all when pulled em out
@Krooksbane
4 жыл бұрын
Better numb them gums
@jcantonelli1
4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I NEVER eat popping corn.
@jmass4207
3 жыл бұрын
Schlaaang would never synchronize with the Cinco dental monopoly.
@monkeyboy4746
9 жыл бұрын
The chair needs a waste extraction unit built in.
@gunfuego
8 жыл бұрын
Not when you have the Cinco Diarrheaphram™ property of the Cinco Group, a subsidiary of the Schlaaang Corporation.
@thecianinator
4 жыл бұрын
*shrim collection unit
@mukmewx
4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind a cinco food tube as well, possibly just install a table over the popcorn and drill a hole for the tube.
@PromotedPawn
3 жыл бұрын
Cinco cornered the market on waste buckets, they need the entire earth’s manufacturing supply for Sleepwatching Chairs.
@The_OneManCrowd
2 жыл бұрын
I like money.
@LateNightCable
11 жыл бұрын
I just love the convenient and comfortable stirrups. And you even get to keep your teeth!
@TakeTwoSlicedBreadTV
9 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum can say anything and make it funny.
@robertmaxwellproduce
10 жыл бұрын
Hi. Hi. Hi.
@Lonestarr1337
10 жыл бұрын
Oh! Oh! Oh!
@ElliottsRevenge
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the promotion needed a fourth Hi.
@PabloMayorga
3 жыл бұрын
That humidity sound awkwards me every single time... And I love it!
@vapor404
3 жыл бұрын
i love all the company logos its cool to see a little bit into there universe
@chrisbooker88
8 жыл бұрын
"Oh, oolk, Oh"
@samuraicupcake289
2 жыл бұрын
So *thats* the chair that guy had in Idiocracy. Wow! These guys are ahead of their time!
@michaeldavenport3993
10 жыл бұрын
This brought pure tears to my eyes. I can't breathe.
@slaterock4612
2 жыл бұрын
Putting this bad boy at .25 speed is quite a transcendent experience. Also the face at 0:53. That's how you know he is satisfied and enjoying his experience. Phenomenal. Me Me, I'm still a Cincoman.
@kenneld
11 ай бұрын
I feel like my teeth would get in the way of me enjoying this thing.
@danjuric3679
9 жыл бұрын
Anyone who says that this was the only good part of the movie obviously doesn't know Tim and Eric. I thought it was one of the best parts until i watch the movie a couple times over. Then i realised they probably accomplished exactly what they wanted; to make a ridiculous movie that will make the right people pissed their pants! I thought John C. Reilly's character was hilarious! Congratulations Tim and Eric! Great Job!
@dawg8268
9 жыл бұрын
Cut my fucking arm off! Apparently people were leaving the theater at that part lolz.
@necklup4407
6 жыл бұрын
@Tremmor500
3 жыл бұрын
Man they really got a lot of mileage out of that guy taking his teeth out.
@allenussher5884
2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful pearls
@KMakoENVtuber
2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t even hurt one bit when they took them out
@John-vw7wf
6 ай бұрын
I come back to this every now and then just to try and remember the better times...
@pikpik42
4 ай бұрын
you can feel the writers in the writers room going nuts and laughing their asses of
@jakejoker1988
7 жыл бұрын
I boycotted Jurassic Park 3 and 4 because there was no Chef Goldblum.
@Reddog5546
4 жыл бұрын
Automatic. Popcorn. Machine. Gregg must have had some part in the production of this super seat. Either way, it makes me calibrated to the Ozone layer dude.
@JobimSynthMusic
3 жыл бұрын
I need more of Chef Goldblum
@DiarrheaChain
10 жыл бұрын
10 ppl aren't sitting in a Schlaaang Super Seat.
@joseislanio8910
2 жыл бұрын
What a nice set of choppers, wonderful pearls!
@spacekitt.n
3 жыл бұрын
"your legs are placed out of your line of sight" **places legs in line of sight**
@veygathis
11 ай бұрын
1:11 one of the best hector and gus reference scene. i cried when schlaaang employee chicken chef gusblum said "it's shlaaangin time".
@ngmajora6986
11 ай бұрын
Genuinely angry how hard "Chef Golblum" made me laugh
@brennanperry8001
2 жыл бұрын
I actually got that feeling you get when a movie starts in theaters, and was ripped straight out of reality when the video ended with an ad.
@katzuma7641
2 жыл бұрын
They’re advertising third degree burns like it’s a feature of the seat LMAO
@styersferryevanpugh2748
6 жыл бұрын
00:32 has me in fucking stitches every time
@kepe7323
10 жыл бұрын
*Statistic provided by the American Burn Society
@gothsauceproductions5243
9 жыл бұрын
I wish Schlaaang would of added a poop tube/ toilet feature on the seat. I hate having to get up to squat one out during my stories.
@ilikemilkdoyou11
3 жыл бұрын
Do you not own a pair of D-pants?
@BuckScrotumn
4 жыл бұрын
At 1:23 it seriously seems like he almost breaks character at the end of “you’re just not sittin dooown.”
@TheWyman55_
2 жыл бұрын
I hate how almost real those corporate logos are
@jordanzlotolow8254
2 жыл бұрын
Bob's voice is the best part.
@InstallaFriend
8 жыл бұрын
Play on 0.5 speed for a drunk Chef Goldblum
@Northstar628
8 жыл бұрын
+Install a Friend I'm fucking crying right now.
@nathand1uil508
4 жыл бұрын
Jim and Derek sure love❤️ the Cinco company because of there great product that do not harm people or cause death. 🙂 👍👍
@BoJangles42
2 жыл бұрын
Who else here would watch a feature-length montage of Schlaaang Films production logos?
@MrFour4th
3 жыл бұрын
0:17 the wet lips noise is such a beautiful touch
@silvermane2556
Жыл бұрын
I almost forgot to watch this today
@Grayfox988
10 жыл бұрын
Right at he beginning Chef walks in on a wood floor yet you hear the stock sound of walking on a metal surface.
@stalk8r
8 жыл бұрын
Is that Bob Odenkirk doing the voice over?
@PkmnTrainerSophia
8 жыл бұрын
yes
@titaniumdiveknife
7 жыл бұрын
wow so much win
@dharmallars
7 жыл бұрын
he voices over almost all the fake advertisements on awesome show
@TimEric4d3d3d3
7 жыл бұрын
fake?
@micahnewman
6 жыл бұрын
As always.
@tinygardens
3 жыл бұрын
every time i see jeff goldblum i think of chef goldblum and have a laugh
@donokono
3 жыл бұрын
I'm eatin' anything Chef Goldblum is cookin'.
@mediaworldwide9848
5 ай бұрын
I didn’t know Jeff Goldblum is a chef.
@autoexe2695
8 жыл бұрын
I can't help but imagine the Awesome Show drum roll before the fade to the calibration scene
@hillbillyboy4648
2 жыл бұрын
Great job!
@sidneyfalco2685
9 жыл бұрын
haha I LOVE the video description!!!
@SpunkyDunk
5 жыл бұрын
It's nice to know that actor is totally fine with removing his dentures all the time.
@theonlyconformist
2 жыл бұрын
I love that it moves my legs out of my line of sight
@davecapozzi6530
3 жыл бұрын
Who do I gotta bat fight to win the chance to make savory omelets with Chef Goldblum
@alexroyster182
2 жыл бұрын
I used to just calibrate before a movie with a bag of nice Mushrooms 😆 it's worked great every time.
@johnclavis
2 жыл бұрын
Stop showing up in my ears, Bob Odenkirk!
@basildog007
10 жыл бұрын
I love all Schlaaang products and movies, especially "Diamond Jim 4", I thought it was brilliant!
@TheGoodChap
10 жыл бұрын
Haha the ending is definitely a parody of the intro to The Room with the 3 back to back title cards all saying the same thing A Wiseau films production.
@yay4meluigi
9 ай бұрын
Schlaang is giving Cinco a run for their money
@seanismaihok3106
6 жыл бұрын
Goldblum can do Tims iconic one eye blink
@jesseregenauer630
10 ай бұрын
This brings to mind the Cinco product lineup from Tim & Eric......
@elizabethhinkle2735
7 жыл бұрын
im zone blazed brah
@FRANK45CASTLE
7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Hinkle lust the dust.
@rememberedoldbuddy3553
6 ай бұрын
This was the final role for Frank Slaten, who played the man in the Schlaaang Super Seat. He passed away two years later in 2014.
@danjuric3679
9 жыл бұрын
The art work for your profile picture says it all!
@MeMe-le5yt
Жыл бұрын
I gotta get me one of those!!
@hypnos9336
9 ай бұрын
ahhh chef goldblum. handsome for a man.
@Strummie
3 жыл бұрын
They really got a ton of content out of that guy’s dentures.
@caedgeworth
2 жыл бұрын
First I get second degree burns from my phone and now I'm getting third degree burns from my chair. Thanks Cinco
@nellyboi3043
4 жыл бұрын
I just got a Jeff Goldblum commercial before the Chef Goldblum video.
@TheHappyKamper
4 жыл бұрын
It wasn't easy, but I finally managed to remove all my teeth. I'm now ready to sit in style!
@PhunkBustA
10 жыл бұрын
hahaha that old lady beating a rug with a stick at the end
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