-have you... considered getting a job -no... no that's not an option
@conkghey2511
6 жыл бұрын
dark evilyn son of a BITCH
@_gaz_5554
4 жыл бұрын
He probably retired and cant.
@mymon2829
4 жыл бұрын
@@_gaz_5554 retired, too old to work, his money is draining, he's at his last straw, then H'amb comes and saves his life
@b99b12
4 жыл бұрын
Mymon mantilore didn’t you hear the gunshot at the mention of Ham’ster? He’s dead now.
@mymon2829
4 жыл бұрын
@@b99b12 oh no
@chill579
11 жыл бұрын
"Have you considered getting a job?" "THAT'S NOT AN OPTION"
@mikeg3439
2 жыл бұрын
90% of wives lol.
@polartechie
2 жыл бұрын
SunofaBITCH
2 жыл бұрын
Every twitch streamer
@10Itoruna
2 жыл бұрын
Basically my mom
@Screwby_Jones6200
2 жыл бұрын
SUNOFABITCH!
@SomeFreakingCactus
5 жыл бұрын
The hardass kid staring down the barrel of a gun is my favorite Tim and Eric character.
@lebbo88
3 жыл бұрын
"Fuckin do it, bitch."
@janesmith1840
2 жыл бұрын
His eyes are saying "do it motherfucker I don't even care"
@tommylight1312
Жыл бұрын
It’s two different shots. The kids are never in the same frame as the dad holding the gun. Editing is a thing. They could have shot those scenes on different days for all we know. Don’t think they’ll let you hold a gun, even a fake one, to a kids face on TV.
@janesmith1840
Жыл бұрын
@@tommylight1312 Okay?????? What's your point?
@DarthStew96
Жыл бұрын
@@tommylight1312 Wait a minute Tommy, are you saying that H'amb isn't real?
@anderslearnsmusic
2 жыл бұрын
I like how he was about to commit to blasting himself when hearing about Ham'b, but when he heard about the Essence of Lamb Aerosol Spray, he decided not to.
@Margen67
2 жыл бұрын
Penguins need HUGS
@skykid1522
Жыл бұрын
And he just ends up shooting himself in the end lol
@ScurvyMcGruff
Жыл бұрын
Then he kills himself at the end when he found out he could have been enjoying Ham'bster instead.
@harveyd3175
4 жыл бұрын
The way he says "SON OF A BITCH" is so god damn funny
@wheelmanstan
2 жыл бұрын
the best one ever is in cheech and chong's up in smoke, where his father's trying to convince tommy to get a job...it's so damn funny
@guidetotheright
9 жыл бұрын
Im 87% certain Tim thought of this skit in a super market, meat section.
@MP5..
2 жыл бұрын
You could say that about 87% of Tim’s sketches
@1234mikedaman
8 жыл бұрын
"Have you considered getting a job?"
@rorc
8 жыл бұрын
"No! No, that's not an option!"
@MUFFINHEAD1985
8 жыл бұрын
+Supmike “BigBabbie” Ladderboy Story of my life.
@BassHeadsProduction
8 жыл бұрын
+Supmike “BigBabbie” Ladderboy son of a bitch
@spurgear
7 жыл бұрын
Spencer Romero son of a bitch!
@TrollingYouGood
9 жыл бұрын
The kids are drinking wine, I love it.
@OhFishyFish
2 жыл бұрын
It's probably a cinco product where they blend sewer water with fresh grapes extract. Relax honey, it's not Wine, it's S'ine!
@cosmocosmoton
2 жыл бұрын
“Have a glass of wine, it’s okay kids I won’t tell” -Pierre
@prostreetbeetdhd4586
2 жыл бұрын
@@OhFishyFish Lmaooo... Sewage Water and wine....S'wine
@neonfroot
2 жыл бұрын
It was legal for kids to smoke and drink before the 1980s.
@Our_Duality
2 жыл бұрын
shut up. .
@aaronm1483
8 жыл бұрын
i love how dark this skit is
@pauls3392
3 жыл бұрын
These skits are the best. They write the entire script for the ultimate pun at the end. In this case, Ham’bster.
@babababad
6 ай бұрын
If it weren't at the end, it wouldn't be the ultimate pun, now would it?
@jasonmaguire7552
3 жыл бұрын
They got a heck of a lot of value out of that squishy sound effect
@chriskeane670
2 жыл бұрын
lol!
@yoznfroogurt
5 жыл бұрын
"you're gonna lose the house" Tim: "It's a free real estate"
@onemidnightgone
12 жыл бұрын
I love when he pulls the gun on the family and the son doesn't even care.
@aniquinstark4347
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you don't even remember posting this almost a decade later but I also found that hilarious and thought you should know.
@maylabrown4584
2 жыл бұрын
@@aniquinstark4347 Quiet nerd
@TimeTravelingFetus
2 жыл бұрын
@@maylabrown4584 That's rude asshole
@The_Speed_of_Darkness
5 жыл бұрын
For gods sake Jennifer, what were you thinking?!?
@BrentBlueAllen
2 жыл бұрын
I hope that little boy used "I smell like lamb!" in his acting reel
@richardchason
2 жыл бұрын
God I miss Karen Black. What a gift to humanity she was.
@sgtpepper91
4 жыл бұрын
-It also comes with the Essence of Lamb! *rethinks suicide
@Jnort707
11 жыл бұрын
RIP Karen Black 1939-2013
@MrMadalien
9 жыл бұрын
it's that guy from bladerunner
@us2lach
8 жыл бұрын
+´Tomas Muir And the X Files!
@zee339
7 жыл бұрын
deadwood
@haydenstuder322
6 жыл бұрын
yup its J F Sebastian
@Elmnopen
5 жыл бұрын
It's Larry from that show new heart from the 80s or 90s
@chopitup9950
4 жыл бұрын
True Blood
@SCWood
2 жыл бұрын
I love how this is one of the only genuinely well acted scenes in the entire show.
@StephenMichael18
Жыл бұрын
He's one of the most underrated character actors of all time he's been in some of the greatest movies ever since early 80s
@Wabaanimkii
Жыл бұрын
I disagree. I think the Carol arc was amazing as well. mostly just the larry finale.
@KaaneDragonShinobi
9 ай бұрын
I mean they have good actors that do painfully good jobs Just they intersperse their segments or pair them with complete amateurs and it's like cinematic whiplash except the whiplash is like a chiropractor adjustment instead
@christiangoforth6694
2 жыл бұрын
the moment you realize the dad in this skit is JF Sebastian from the original Blade Runner..
@anon10077
11 жыл бұрын
"have you considered getting a job?" no, no that's not an option
@e11aguru
11 жыл бұрын
There's also SP'AMB for those who can't afford H'amb. Also, RIP Karen Black.
@craigfdavis
3 жыл бұрын
DANG I suspected it was her! She really leant her skills! RIP
@Terf1988
2 жыл бұрын
I just saw a clip of House of 1000 Corpses and thought I recognized her
@uugabuuga7450
2 жыл бұрын
@l o l kinda weird to bring that up on a 8 year old comment about a deceased actress
@nkvd1606
2 жыл бұрын
@l o l Kind of pointlessly mean dude
@stant7122
2 жыл бұрын
How did she die? RIP
@TheyreStillOutThere
12 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is definitely one of the more interesting and well-directed Cinco commercials.
@mutestingray
3 жыл бұрын
One of Bill Sanderson's best roles.
@MarkZammitronic
2 жыл бұрын
I always get a kick out of seeing him in Fletch
@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking
2 жыл бұрын
_"And when I started eating H'amb, regular bowel habits became a forlorn *****'in' hope!"_ - Deadwood Mayor
@fanda6122
Жыл бұрын
that entire monologue is my favorite scene in deadwood lol
@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking
Жыл бұрын
@@fanda6122 Ah, another connoisseur of the Classics. 🍷
@VideoGameManiac8
2 жыл бұрын
I watched this millions of times but only now I noticed that after she mentions Ham'bster theres a gun shot LMAO!
@hibryd7481
2 жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time Cinco prevented a triple murder suicide...me me, I'd be a richmen.
@whatdoiput807
2 жыл бұрын
"Well have you considered getting a job?" "No, that's not an option. Summon a BENCH."
@Kywool2K
2 жыл бұрын
"Have you considered getting a job?' "No, that's not an option!" Twitch streamers in a nutshell.
@tonbonthemon
Ай бұрын
The vibe of a suburban family slowly dying on the inside from alcoholism and veiled financial struggle is captured so well when he walks in for dinner. The bleak and drab colors, low contrast, foreboding music, the subtle foggy glow of the scene... the air is stuffy but nobody will say anything, just keep spraying lamb spray...
@monolithgeometry3221
2 жыл бұрын
I could only laugh when he calmed down and put the gun away, and still it was only 'nervous laughter'
@mark6302
10 ай бұрын
"have you considered... getting a job"
@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly one of the best comedy sketches I've seen, hilarious
@Witchofthewoods.
4 жыл бұрын
That's the mama from House of 1000 Corpses...she really gets around 👀
@mbonnar
12 жыл бұрын
DLH's burp at the end makes me sick, everytime.
@darj617
4 жыл бұрын
probably smells like cooked cauliflower.
@henkdetenk3480
2 жыл бұрын
Had too much cream corn for breakfast
@TheRealHimself
12 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how well of a job this guy did, acted really well. Up until he said "H'amb"
@HladgerdKissinger
2 жыл бұрын
He's William Sanderson! Plays a guy in Bladerunner and EB Farnum in Deadwood
@woottastic
2 жыл бұрын
this guy is an actual actor in real movies LOL
@chekaschmeka4283
4 ай бұрын
This is my favorite Cinco product with the exception of I-jammer.
@andrewhawkins8616
Жыл бұрын
Tim and Eric: draining brain cells since whenever they showed up.
@Booksaplenty1
2 жыл бұрын
I grew up in this type of household. Thanks Cinco.
@RobbyBabes
3 жыл бұрын
Ha James Quall at the end cracks me up the hardest.
@hugjuffs
2 жыл бұрын
I've seen a lot of Tim and Eric sketches, but this is the one that broke me. Great job!
@BigPuddin
9 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't have bought that Essence of Lamb spray. Now my apartment smells like a cheap Mediterranean fuckshack.
@ShenDoodles
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Cinco
@Chron_Dawg78
5 жыл бұрын
The BEST of both herds!!
@brisher
Жыл бұрын
imagine being one of those kids starring in this and then looking back on it years later
@Arkain89
2 жыл бұрын
you just can't compete with cinco marketing, they can write a full minute of a suicidal husband about to shoot his wife before actually starting with the ad. genius
@jcfbell3001
12 жыл бұрын
J.F. Sebastian..."milk and cookies keeping you up, Sebastian?"
@snipelfritz4296
10 жыл бұрын
I smell like lamb.
@The_OneManCrowd
2 жыл бұрын
How does this not have a million views?
@Ephraim32
4 жыл бұрын
I am like 95% sure this dude played in Blade Runner looks just like J.F. Sebastian and sounds exactly like him
@nudibanches
2 жыл бұрын
Yep, I was just thinking the same thing.
@KilliK69
Жыл бұрын
that's him. he is a well known character actor.
@mikisbuldge
12 жыл бұрын
I LOVE CINCO and this is the first time I've seen this commercial, altho I've heard of H'amb before. It was pretty epic. :)
@carsonkubicki1770
5 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the sound effect of her winking
@Grayfox988
4 жыл бұрын
I thought at first this was a commercial for the Cinco Leatherphone.
@krulltheskull
3 жыл бұрын
This is the actor who played J F Sebastian in Blade Runner.
@averageo2343
10 жыл бұрын
r.i.p karen black
@xtalviper
4 жыл бұрын
Oh damn, she died three years after this? :(
@tzazella751
2 жыл бұрын
-have you... considered getting a job -NO NO THATS NOT AN OPTION slams phone
@jimmorone1631
2 жыл бұрын
I forgot how twisted this show gets
@StamfordBridge
Жыл бұрын
If he was having money problems, he should have turned to his brother Darryl. Or to his other brother Darryl.
@Wh3nYour3Strang3
13 жыл бұрын
"Thanks... Cinco!"
@A_Dopamine_Molecule
2 жыл бұрын
This show makes fever dreams look like a sunrise...
@carsonkubicki1770
3 жыл бұрын
For God’s sake, Jennifer!!
@OneMeanArtist
3 жыл бұрын
"Have you considered getting a job?" XD
@R.Lennartz
6 ай бұрын
I liked this guy on The X-Files, good actor.
@ParanormalHorrorArtist
2 жыл бұрын
I'll just holster my weapon for now. The boy wasn't scared of anything.
@Kha0s8
11 жыл бұрын
Have you considered getting a job? NO! NO! THAT'S NOT AN OPTION!
@mattdugas9032
2 жыл бұрын
For *god's* sake Jennifer. What were you *thinking*?! Lmao
@areujokingme
7 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, this shit came out like 6 years ago while I was still in high school. This is so fucked up. I think most of it's gravity flew right over me, then.
@turdeyeblind
2 жыл бұрын
@Gregory Bostrom dude 2023 is only a year away 😄 catch up
@RobertCraft-re5sf
2 ай бұрын
The son is so used to the constant domestic violence hes just like :)
@ThumpingThromnambular
2 жыл бұрын
"i smell like lamb"
@deadhardy
12 жыл бұрын
the guy on the phone asks him if he considered getting a job...that wasn't an option?....LOLOLOL
@rootbeer_666
2 жыл бұрын
This seems like something I would have written when I actually used to write for fun in the early ‘00s
@voiceofreason2674
Жыл бұрын
I hate that they give him a southern accent like they think this is what we’re like
@Mike-fu9hu
Ай бұрын
He's up Knob Creek without a paddle
@DetoxA1313
2 жыл бұрын
this is William Sanderson, from Blade Runner
@brianagee2790
2 жыл бұрын
I really liked this actor when he played E.B. in HBO's Deadwood.
@kuro8865
Жыл бұрын
The ham'bster was what finally pushed him over the edge lol
@JFVisuals
12 жыл бұрын
best line to give to your parents in response to that question
@MorticiaObscurum
5 ай бұрын
1:40 this went from depressingly scary to cultishly scary
@HunterElvis11
2 жыл бұрын
Uncontrollable gas at the end
@darrensiegel6651
Жыл бұрын
what would the world do without Cinco? So many terrific products its too many too count.
@tombrokaw3
13 жыл бұрын
The first 20 seconds alone are worth watching this vid
@0prahTV
2 жыл бұрын
This is peak T&E
@nickolasborden8511
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this was the best way to market this product
@goodbyejojo8790
12 жыл бұрын
i love this damn show make me have tears in meh eyes xD
@kingthursdaybill
2 жыл бұрын
Wow J.F Sebastian fell on hard times
@clamscasino6488
2 жыл бұрын
Poor J.F. never made it off-world.
@tenpiecebucket
11 жыл бұрын
And where can we find... this... J. F. H'ambastian?
@johnlocke8966
2 жыл бұрын
The leather phone is pretty cool.
@johnsmith6217
10 ай бұрын
That's dude was on HBO's Deadwood. He owned the hotel
@Zer0es
11 жыл бұрын
RIP Karen Black
@necronomitom
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, it's Sebastian from Blade Runner
@Moucheron1990
8 жыл бұрын
For God's sake Jennifer!!!
@jennifermurray6245
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry
@crusaderfreeman8625
2 жыл бұрын
This is brilliantly written!!
@vincent21212
Жыл бұрын
Hamb'ster must taste like a danish ham that's been pissed on
@johnclavis
2 жыл бұрын
JF Sebastian has falled on hard times
@mishima70
2 жыл бұрын
Once you catch a whiff of that Essence of Lamb, what else can you do but tuck that revolver down the back of your pants and sit down to H'AMB?!
@roynichols3597
2 жыл бұрын
The spray brought him back from suicide but the hambster was too much. The psychology in that brain...
@montanaelkwhisperer1744
2 жыл бұрын
Larry has really gone to hell since he lost Darryl and Darryl.
@drek273
4 жыл бұрын
Great job
@NewsLynne
12 жыл бұрын
Karen Black and Tim and Eric makes me smile.
@hand__banana
11 жыл бұрын
What a cast. Is that Karen black and William Sanderson?
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