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@Th3Watch3r
3 ай бұрын
Get that Bread my brother!!!
@ploobis2
3 ай бұрын
Good work smokey
@JoshSaunders69
3 ай бұрын
I’m a gay little wizard!
@the_inquisitive_inquisitor
3 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, my credit is already ruined!
@JesterCowboy24
3 ай бұрын
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor credit is for the weak
@soHatey
3 ай бұрын
Chris' minecraft server will be the only one where the kids need to protect their parents from predators
@TheCutiePatrol
3 ай бұрын
Great grandparents lol
@-cthulhu-3458
3 ай бұрын
Nah itll go both ways he likes em young just as much as he likes em old... There is a ton in his past to prove this...
@sinjin8576
3 ай бұрын
@@-cthulhu-3458where? I recall Chris doing alot of dumb shit but actively going after kids isn't one of them. Since the Jesus thing I've paid so much less attention to his antics but I'm pretty sure he's never intentionally hit on a kid.
@MorbiusTheMenace
3 ай бұрын
hahahaha
@TheCutiePatrol
3 ай бұрын
@@-cthulhu-3458 that's bullshit, most he done was say he wanted the age lowered to 16 and drew a 14 year old sonichu character, this is more due to his mentality than his actions and what he really wants. Sonichus are not people and Chris doesn't view them as such, although he will apply a "sonichu form", onto people in his life, like robertchu. His views on lowering the age has more to do with him wanting to get laid earlier and not be a virgin, not because he wants a 16 year old. He can't handle the concept of regardless the AOC, his situation would be the same, he thinks back to "I had all those gal pals", because we know what happened with Megan. I think you need to go watch genos documentary, it'll help you out a lot, might be a bit difficult for someone like you to follow the cwcki. Chris is well documented, if he was into kids, it would be known.
@mackenziesummers2919
3 ай бұрын
Imagine trying to get onto a Christian Minecraft server but ending up in the chris-chan Minecraft server instead
@kevinbrooks9074
3 ай бұрын
😂
@arctictropic1147
3 ай бұрын
Same thing since Chris is Jesus
@Elizabeth-n3v2u
3 ай бұрын
Both servers put you at the same risk of encountering predators, honestly 😂
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
A single spelling error lead you to hell
@fludderkiddie
2 ай бұрын
Holy shit…😂 How many poor kids would needlessly get forced into the “Camps” if Dad walked in at the wrong moment…
@GameAlicornLuna
3 ай бұрын
Chris got jealous that he was losing out to Cyrax and Daniel so he had to re-affirm his top status of horrorcow.
@orourkeda
3 ай бұрын
Raxchan and Danchan will never be top cow.
@KFC_Manager
3 ай бұрын
@@orourkedachris fell off after bob died and the tomgirl phase. Seeing rax and daniel freak out will never not be funny
@TheRedBaron1917
3 ай бұрын
@@orourkedaThey need to be made into sonichu characters
@TheRedBaron1917
3 ай бұрын
@@KFC_Managerthis
@zbelair7218
3 ай бұрын
Chris isn't a horrorcow, that sub genre was started by Chance.
@PVNDAODST
3 ай бұрын
Chris getting the easiest job and still being lazy to do it is still crazy
@WobblesandBean
3 ай бұрын
That's why I'm so angry that people keep throwing money at him. Talk about casting pearls before swine...
@bluetiger2468
3 ай бұрын
Just a reminder, in the past, he said drawing a comic page took him an hour to draw the line art and 30 minutes to color it. Has he even drawn a single comic page since he was let out of jail? He's been out of jail for over a year, how much art has he made? I guess it doesn't really matter because Chris can make more money by livestreaming for an hour while spewing out delusions instead of drawing.
@whoknowswhocares885
3 ай бұрын
Anything involving even with the minimalist amount of effort is unappealing to Chris.
@brennenpoffenroth4196
3 ай бұрын
@@WobblesandBean It's actually infuriating to see people give away their money to an actual predator. These "people" are enabling him and so is Twitch for letting a fucking r*pist stream and make money on their platform.
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
I don't get Chris. Hes doing the same shit he does in a daily basis but in front of a camera. What's the difference?
@TheRedBaron1917
3 ай бұрын
Chris Chan just flexing his main character plot armour while Larson and Cyraxxx get hauled off to prison
@k9vendettathewolfofmordor529
3 ай бұрын
He was the first. He will remain
@TheRedBaron1917
3 ай бұрын
@k9vendettathewolfofmordor529 He can't keep getting away with it but somehow he does. Chris Chan is made of Teflon
@XombieLejon66
3 ай бұрын
Larson, yeah for the bomb threats. But what happened with Cyrax?
@TheRedBaron1917
3 ай бұрын
@@XombieLejon66 Oh he's just threatening the Akron pd
@FlareStorms
3 ай бұрын
@@TheRedBaron1917he's _just_ threatening the akron pd?????
@Topherthetoolman
3 ай бұрын
If he aint bringing back Punchy Sonichu I don't wanna hear it
@kriskartoon5435
3 ай бұрын
RIP Punchy Sonichu
@soHatey
3 ай бұрын
Where's the metal album Chris?!
@jordanaction
3 ай бұрын
His Name was Punchy Sonichu. HIS NAME WAS PUNCHY SONICHU
@kayagorzan
3 ай бұрын
That’s one of my favorite characters
@Topherthetoolman
3 ай бұрын
@@kayagorzan Him and my dude Bionic
@moonlightwarriorgaming743
3 ай бұрын
Chris chan, The First Elden Lolcow, The Granny Grapist, The Teflon Tard.
@Gormfeld
3 ай бұрын
He was so tired of being maidenless, that he became a maiden.
@moonlightwarriorgaming743
3 ай бұрын
@@Gormfeld and failed miserably.
@funklestiltskin6140
3 ай бұрын
THE LOATHSOME FANTA DRINKER
@CrookedSight0
3 ай бұрын
Tardfrey, the first lolgard
@knatspray
3 ай бұрын
UPON MY NAME IS JESUS CHRIST CHAN PRIME, THE FIRST L-COW LORD
@DragonexRAGE
3 ай бұрын
The thing with the "alpha and omega", its what jesus said, "i am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end" so of course chris has to take and misconstrue it.
@truthhurts2879
3 ай бұрын
Blasphemous in the highest order.
@incredibleflameboy
3 ай бұрын
@@truthhurts2879only blasphemy if you aren't the goddess blue heart, overclocked water cooled CPU, paper turkey dimension sonichu or whatever it is they're calling themselves these days
@JtothePrez
3 ай бұрын
Also quoted in Fallout 3, which has recently become popular again thanks to the show.
@chrisspiker5422
3 ай бұрын
@@JtothePrezunfortunately.
@GigiBranconi
3 ай бұрын
Can't understand that, was the worst Fallout in the series @@JtothePrez
@mrs.reshiram18
3 ай бұрын
To know that how Chris sings has not changed for 10+ years is so funny lmao. Great content as always
@whoknowswhocares885
3 ай бұрын
Chris’s brain function or common sense hasn’t changed either
@dziewiaty
3 ай бұрын
Why would it, you can't surpass divine perfection
@CWCvilleCop
3 ай бұрын
As tone-deaf as he ever was 🤣
@arandompasserby7940
3 ай бұрын
I've heard AI Song Covers using Chris' voice. Trust me, hearing Chris' voice sing in key is kind of horrifying...
@XombieLejon66
3 ай бұрын
Considering he was separated from the other prisoners in jail. And no one has actually physically attacked him for his antics, he has no reason to change.
@whoknowswhocares885
3 ай бұрын
Chris uses this extended vocabulary to sound intelligent. But Obviously if you’d ask Chris to recite it, his lack of a brain would not allow him to even understand or remember what he said in the first place. Or he’d deny saying it, because even explaining himself is too much effort for him to try.
@middleofnowhere1313
3 ай бұрын
A halfway decent copy editor could eviscerate him. The way he strings words together is shambolic. And very funny! XD
@kevinbrooks9074
3 ай бұрын
Like most woke people...
@vipersanova6222
3 ай бұрын
he wuld think do a tress sigh and say "ya i talked about that before in a tweet I'm having a brain poop right now *stress sigh* so ya"
@ashlynbrown3728
3 ай бұрын
Yeah he will say big words just to be smart
@theotherther1
2 ай бұрын
It's just pretentious word salad. He usually doesn't understand what the big words mean, and will use them incorrectly.
@Baerchenization
3 ай бұрын
Hide your grandmothers....
@Renee2day598
3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ItsBrendo
3 ай бұрын
Hide yo wife
@fludderkiddie
2 ай бұрын
Thank God my grandma has gone to a better place. Then again, she liked 🔫, so if she WERE, we wouldn’t have had a Chris-Chan anymore… Sigh. I miss Betty.
@SmokeyMcC
3 ай бұрын
Seems like the Sonichu creations people at the end of the video were NOT involved with Chris.
@chucky1925
3 ай бұрын
Yeah definitely could tell …. If they were hardcore they would be selling gravel from his driveway and orange Fanta, but if they wanted to make serious money they would hire the people who did the Willy Wanka experience to give fans “The Chris Chan” experience ………..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LocalGooberGoobs
3 ай бұрын
Figured, that’s still crazy tho 😵💫
@stepcrow1
3 ай бұрын
dude check out the jupiter drama on the subreddit
@XombieLejon66
3 ай бұрын
Any day someone takes business away from Chris is a good day
@RTannamal
3 ай бұрын
Yes, that's true. However maybe Chris forsaw them ripping him off and went there incognito lol😅
@joshdelbridge2550
3 ай бұрын
Chris's singing makes me want to Minecraft myself
@butttrumpet698
3 ай бұрын
Chris was the one who violated the creeper 😂
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
In minecraft
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
In minecraft
@NitwitsWorld
2 ай бұрын
@@Mewdo45you are MineCraft 😂
@RrraverCrow
3 ай бұрын
Guess who's back Back again Chris-Chan's back troll a friend
@Ziritrix
3 ай бұрын
😂
@Renee2day598
3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@lukapie
3 ай бұрын
you nerd...!!
@proud_emmerian6510
3 ай бұрын
Instead of "troll a friend", it should be Hide your mom
@fludderkiddie
2 ай бұрын
Shit…it’s because we said his name too many times. We literally manifested him.
@connorscanlan2167
3 ай бұрын
Smokey, the fact that you deal with lolcol lore like Chris and Cyraxx and even directly deal with predators like Earl, yet you've managed to remain a decent, normal human being with friends and a wife really speaks to what a real one you are. You and Kiwi. I want to be like you two.
@angeloluna529
3 ай бұрын
He's doing something he enjoys, even if the outcome ends up being grim. He's proof that you can have something that you enjoy and make a job out of it.
@connorscanlan2167
3 ай бұрын
@@angeloluna529 It's inspirational!
@whoknowswhocares885
3 ай бұрын
!!!Okay I don’t follow Smokey very thoroughly, but legit question He has a wife?!
@connorscanlan2167
3 ай бұрын
@@whoknowswhocares885 The famous Mrs. Smokey!
@supersardonic1179
3 ай бұрын
The dabs help.
@TheRubyFox
3 ай бұрын
2:48 is when the video starts after paid promo
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
Smokey should pin this
@dasdiesel3000
3 ай бұрын
Chris's Axe addiction is a perfect microcosm of all their problems. Masking "what stinks" with layers of horrible smelling perfume that doesn't actually eliminate any of the underlying issues creating such an odor (metaphorical or literal), picking something that was advertised as "the straightest, most macho choice, that definitely gets you laid" to hide from his inherent fruitiness, thinking women were brainless automatons who only loved shopping until a boy came along and sprayed the right scent in her face to make her immediately drop their pants. 😂 I could go on but you get it I'm sure lol
@stormwulf117
3 ай бұрын
Smokey: "...and that's the worst thing he ever did." Homer Simpson: "The worst thing he ever did SO FAR."
@rabidcheesemonkey1092
3 ай бұрын
Chris's Minecraft server would get nuked from orbit 5 picoseconds after he opens it. Him regretting it in 5 minutes would be too generous.
@vultusalbus4216
3 ай бұрын
I will push the metaphor to the quantic extreme by saying his server would be nuked 5 Planck times after he opens it. This is how far human language goes when it comes to hyperbolism. I also believe Chris Chan's next partner will be older than Jeanne Calment
@bowmaj8666
3 ай бұрын
If we've learnt anything about Chris, it's that he never regrets anything. If he ever does anything wrong, in his messed up head it's clearly everyone else's fault!
@vultusalbus4216
3 ай бұрын
@@bowmaj8666 He would suit the dictator's role perfectly, because in dictators' minds, every time their country is unstable it's always the outsiders' fault. Typical Poo-tin, 'Eard-o-one, She-Jean-Ping and Kimm Jeong Un logic
@clintparsons3989
3 ай бұрын
No matter how bad life gets, we are still not Chris. Thank god for that.
@SlyCooper1920
3 ай бұрын
Even for a person that is an absolute screw up is not as bad as our medallion boofin lolcow
@proud_emmerian6510
3 ай бұрын
Or Cyraxx
@FuryanJedi13
2 ай бұрын
I'm convinced that an innocent person on death row would be glad they are not Chris!
@SlyCooper1920
2 ай бұрын
@@proud_emmerian6510 Or Daniel
@fludderkiddie
2 ай бұрын
@@SlyCooper1920I can stand behind that.
@Oath_Of_The_Ancients
3 ай бұрын
there’s a non 0% chance some new chris sightings will show up on july 13th and 14th because of the annual pokemon go event so get ur cameras ig
@YakubTheFather
2 ай бұрын
Chris Chan for president 2024 stick it to the jerkops
@funkyweapon1981
3 ай бұрын
Could you imagine Chris running a Sonichu sweat-shop?
@blub-tf6rt
3 ай бұрын
I would buy 3 sweats
@TheDonutguy1
3 ай бұрын
Crayola would be trillionaires
@austinwalker1069
3 ай бұрын
Chris can't run at all, let alone run a sweat-shop
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
Hes essentially selling cursed items. If I recall the sonichu medallions are satanic or some shit.
@blue893
3 ай бұрын
Ill say what captain America said "Theres only one God ma'am, and he doesn't dress like that."
@XombieLejon66
3 ай бұрын
Whenever Chris does his crazy Jesus act, i wish someone would slam him around like Hulk did to Loki and be like: "Puny god "
@saladin3273
3 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think that Sonichu is actually a djinn.
@fjalarhenriksson
3 ай бұрын
Sonichu is a blackblood not some stupid mideastern Desert fairy.
@timwinterhalter5233
3 ай бұрын
Chris shoots off tulpas from his broken soul like that hyper girl from fosters home from imaginary friends
@stefanocer3094
3 ай бұрын
For the upcoming Islam arc Chris will proclaim himself as the lost twelfth Imam
@saladin3273
3 ай бұрын
@@stefanocer3094 he better not.
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
More or less a demon spawn. Think of it.
@redjirachi1
3 ай бұрын
Chris-Chan is a PSA warning of internet parasocial relationships
@emodante1084
3 ай бұрын
Hell nevermind the trolls, anyone that has ever tried to be kind to Chris, whether to help him or befriend him, has all been either humiliated or learned in one way or another Chris is just a bad person.
@kevinbrooks9074
3 ай бұрын
Or R-word!
@emodante1084
2 ай бұрын
@@kevinbrooks9074 This too.
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
SOMEONE SAID IT. Don't get me wrong, trolls weans and so on are scum of the earth But font forget there are people who tried helping Chris. Don't forget people like Megan who tried to be chrises friend but left him after he drew rp fantasies of her. Don't forget the people who tried warning Chris about the idea guys before Chris lost all that money.
@SprinklesAni
3 ай бұрын
Chris... just go away man...
@SmokeyMcC
3 ай бұрын
He can’t help himself
@SprinklesAni
3 ай бұрын
@@SmokeyMcCi wonder what would happen if everyone would just.... ignore him... like no trolling, videos, photos. Do you think he would actively seek attention?
@Xelatheshep
3 ай бұрын
@@SprinklesAni most probably he'd end up demanding attention. But chances are he'll do something stupid that gets him the attention like when he hit Snyder with his car, pepper spraying that GameStop employee and the mother fornicating. Chris is doomed to live a life where everything he does is going to be recorded.
@WobblesandBean
3 ай бұрын
@@SprinklesAni Yes.
@thecoxsays1
3 ай бұрын
@@SprinklesAni15 years ago I would say no, at least on the level of online attention. Yes he’d still be the “local weirdo” of Charlottesville, but I doubt his worldview would be warped to this level.
@Commrade-DOGE
3 ай бұрын
“If Chris opens up a minecraft server it’ll break the record for most phallic designs…” 2B2T: are you challenging me?
@vultusalbus4216
3 ай бұрын
I doubt Chris Chan could play on his own server since there are sea pickles in the oceans.
@biggumstevens1784
3 ай бұрын
also that is classic cult behavior "Dont keep asking me when the end of the world is, just believe me!" that is typically the behavior of a cult leader..thankfully chris isn't smart enough to form a cult.
@@vermillion6159organized religion maybe, but there are ways to practice religion where it's about just being a better, happier person rather than trying to control anyone or shame them.
@DecoytheSkeletalBoy
3 ай бұрын
Something that has always amuses me about Chris' divine status is how utterly inept it is. Even he can't delude himself enough to think he's not completely incompetent as a god/goddess! He fully accepts that the best he can do is to just sit around desperately waiting for his godling powers to activate, assuring everyone (including himself) that they're totally real!
@thegrimharvest
2 ай бұрын
Agreed. That's what stands out as morbidly fascinating. The inconsistencies and incompleteness of his divine delusions. I can't make heads or tails of it. Is it really him being delusional or is it just a bad cope to feel more special? Imagine iseka'ing yourself mentally into your own ultimate power fantasy, only for it to just be your normal life all over again. You shonen power scaled yourself up to and beyond absurdity, yet you're forever just stuck on Namek getting dunked on by evil no name generic npc level henchmen.
@DecoytheSkeletalBoy
2 ай бұрын
@@thegrimharvest it reminds me of the episode from The Office where Dwight fully replicates his entire life in Second Life with the only exception that he can fly!
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
There's a word for that. It's the reason why some crazy cults still exist. Even when faced with reality people will ignore it as they already spent their time and energy on this false belief
@NoeyDude
3 ай бұрын
Chris’s story mentally destroyed me for like two months
@mistermann3225
3 ай бұрын
This. Yes, Chris is f***** u*, but the people that are tearing him down are no better than him.They don't see that.
@king_pin
3 ай бұрын
my heart goes out to all those russian dark web hackers living in fear of aura reaching out to them forcing them to delete all your private data. aura is basicly stealing their jobs. ... joke aside: stop advertising this s*** best case: aura simply takes your money for doing absolutely nothing. worst case: aura takes your money AND your data to sell for more money
@Vfbmax1795
3 ай бұрын
Something tells me he will open the server to people, he seems to have this power fantasy trip on this shite. He's gonna become a dictator of the server the instant someone steps out of line, to play God as they will no doubt try to see it. Knowing Chris, playing the game would be impossible on the server.
@Authorized_Personnel
3 ай бұрын
Chris should walk the streets and ask the good african americans of Virginia how they feel about black sonichu. Lets see if he gets some daps or some knuckle raps.
@stevenmacaulay8807
2 ай бұрын
Only if it's in the Bronx lol
@nostradoomus
3 ай бұрын
The fact that Chris was in Dallas is crazy to me. Like goddamn...Chris being within an hours driving distance of me is too close for comfort.
@Misty25939
3 ай бұрын
Chris admitting that he has nothing better to do than just watch tv and play videogames would be the most honest post he would ever do. Not that I expect that from Chris though.
@Topherthetoolman
3 ай бұрын
I live in Dallas and this is unsettling as fuck
@kanyeeast8006
3 ай бұрын
Fr, don’t feel safe no more
@TheThinkerFLA
3 ай бұрын
Yeah dude, everyday you go to the store you have the potential to see the grannyrapist.
@Topherthetoolman
3 ай бұрын
I'd 100% film the poo from afar and upload, I'd rather him not be here, Dallas has enough problems lol.
@kirbehetcetera
3 ай бұрын
Chris going on a business trip to give all his crap to a vender like a drug deal is the funniest thing
@erohwnaibsel
3 ай бұрын
smokey, as a representative for the trans comunity, you are entirely allowed to call out chris for faking his trans identity and how hes treated being trans. especially if you point out the fact that when he first came out he admitted multiple times to only doing it to "get closer to women". it's people like chris that give our community a bad rap and why it's harder for people to take us seriously.
@linger6666
3 ай бұрын
Thank you, Chris Chan does not represent ANYONE (except grapists)
@xilongma4794
3 ай бұрын
All you troons always say that he admitted to faking it, but you never provide proof of this claim
@sunlight-sky151
3 ай бұрын
You will never be a woman
@Nephalem2002
3 ай бұрын
Fully agree as a member of the LBGTQ+ Community. Chris Chan genoicded the community in their comics. Chris deserves no quarter.
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
Someone said it. I don't get why people consider Chris trans when the main reason he did all of this was to get with other lesbian couples (making him a predator).
@spartanpozzum6855
3 ай бұрын
I feel like chris chan was as postive as the fake ass posts he made maybe he wouldn't have grapped his mom
@DirtyNerd86
3 ай бұрын
He bought an Xbox. What the fucki thought he hated xbox.
@lukapie
3 ай бұрын
NO the real question is what troll gave or how did he end up getting money to buy a fuking xbox isnt he broke?
@DirtyNerd86
3 ай бұрын
@@lukapie I dunno I do think its dumb he keeps wasting his disability income on toys and crap instead of paying for meds or a home or whatever.
@kuatojones6950
3 ай бұрын
Chris will inevitably pull a 180 on anything he's ever believed in.
@lasskinn474
3 ай бұрын
he's had hexboxes for a while now
@Mewdo45
2 ай бұрын
He hated sonic boom yet owns two copies of the game
@d3mon738
3 ай бұрын
As Chris gets older he look more and more manly. That constant 5 o'clock shadow is very very manly 😂🤦♂️🤡
@bluetwinkiesaregood
3 ай бұрын
There’s nothing feminine about him 😂
@OathKeeperRiku07
3 ай бұрын
He looks like a male Barbara @@bluetwinkiesaregood
@d3mon738
3 ай бұрын
@bluetwinkiesaregood I agree. The more feminine he trys to be the farther away from femininity he actually is. Praise be to the true and honest delusional alpha omega God 🙏
@supersardonic1179
3 ай бұрын
Cause men and women age differently. That's why they all started looking like car crashes once they get older and the hormone treatments don't hit as good as they used to.
@WobblesandBean
3 ай бұрын
And yet he doesn't look like a man, either. He's a toad.
@amogamogus9595
2 ай бұрын
He said fellow pisces. Im technically a pisces. He compared himself to ME. Oh god im horrified
@womble10576
3 ай бұрын
following trends while being dressed in prison uniforms is gonna be tricky! accessorising that shit is probably difficult! Thanks for the update Smokey and i hope all the great people in the community are having a wonderful day!!!
@niles.5987
3 ай бұрын
I can shed some light on that con booth. I was at that convention, it was fan expo in Dallas. I attended on Saturday but they could've been there the whole time, idk. I actually saw that booth in Artist's alley. I asked if they were affiliated with Chris-Chan and the man running it said no, but of course they could be lying. I did get a business card from them as well, and they have an etsy shop with the same name iirc
@DantesGrill
3 ай бұрын
People selling Chris merch are fucking disgusting. No matter if they do it because they believe in him or are just doing it for money, they are still supporting Chris.
@Subsaibot2526
3 ай бұрын
Whoever buys a madallion from that booth gets whatever curse follows them home.
@macgyversmacbook1861
3 ай бұрын
I’m relieved we haven’t had any updates that start with “assault”
@anniesauras_rex
3 ай бұрын
yet
@Th3Watch3r
3 ай бұрын
Haysuess Christo Sonichu Prime Chan. 😂. This freaking guy man.
@EmilieCorrine
3 ай бұрын
Holy shit Smokey McC doing an ad read. We made it boys
@andrewthorsten3809
3 ай бұрын
we gettin out of cyrax's attic with this one!
@NatetheNintendofan
3 ай бұрын
I have sponcer block on revanced lol
@ErrorlVlacro
3 ай бұрын
@@NatetheNintendofani wish I didn't have IOS
@lasskinn474
3 ай бұрын
he's had them for a lil while now. one of those food service things too, which was a lol. I mean a lol in the sense of being unexpected and showing it that you can actually talk about this stuff and have sponsors.
@lunebadru5997
3 ай бұрын
Dude behind the booth knows what he is doing
@knifin_around
3 ай бұрын
I'M WORKIN ON IT
@SlyCooper1920
3 ай бұрын
Go do it!
@BraydenBunch58
3 ай бұрын
DO YOU REALIZE, DO YOU REALIZE SOMETHIN’ LEMMIE TELL YA!!!!!
@SlyCooper1920
3 ай бұрын
@@BraydenBunch58 If the health sees those videos that you put on the damn internet, they can condemn our house and we have to move out of it...
@sunlight-sky151
3 ай бұрын
I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO IDONTKNOWWHERETOGO!
@SlyCooper1920
3 ай бұрын
@@sunlight-sky151 You uploaded them, you UN-upload them
@hpwonders123456789
3 ай бұрын
At the end of Chris’s life he will be laying in his deathbed spouting off about how the dimensional merge is FINALLY happening
@DamianMongoose
3 ай бұрын
I thought Sonichu was Jesus?!? uh-oh!
@sinjin8576
3 ай бұрын
Out of all the horrible fates that could have befallen Chris this is probably one of the most positive. Being someone's personal jester only existing to rake in donos is better than ending on the street or nut house i guess.
@gregthehedgehog0956
3 ай бұрын
Well, he'll probably be out on the streets once Caden wrings all the money he can out of him
@Icommentonvideosalot
3 ай бұрын
And somehow dicking around on the internet on camera reading donos for a few hours is too much work for him 😂😂😂
@DaisyZest
3 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure when Chris is talking about the Alpha and Omega point of existence, Chris is making reference to how God is referred to as the “alpha and omega”. As in, God is the source and the ending. At least, that’s what I can make sense of the ramblings.
@GhostOfSnuffles
3 ай бұрын
I will never get past the fact Chris will spend 20 years on the same comic book series obsessively until the second someone pays him to, then it's just too much work for him. Imagine spending your entire life breathing without issue then someone offers you a thousands of dollars to do it then you stop out of sheer laziness.
@arie735
3 ай бұрын
Just realize Chris might be talking about the rouge internet man as he has a ton of Chris Chan vids about some stuff Chris has done
@tywilkins2584
3 ай бұрын
This was a 20 minute voiceover on a screen shot of Twitter. You were right about the quality of peoples Chris Chan content 😂
@MrTheBaron
3 ай бұрын
I better see someone write JULAAAY in the server, or host a Christian & The Hedgehog Boys listening party
@Nick-qf7vt
2 ай бұрын
I'm so down for a listening party
@valekofastora1027
3 ай бұрын
If Chris is smart(no chance), they will go in the roaming folder and make a backup of their minecraft world before letting people on. 😂
@quinbatcheller5805
3 ай бұрын
Sonichu psychology is also making high quality Chris Chan videos.... And Smokey of course.
@hawktalon7890
3 ай бұрын
I still can't believe Chris-Chan is a real human being. Feels like one extended bit, and yet it isn't.
@DamianMongoose
3 ай бұрын
they aren't Human, Christine Chan is a DEMON, humans have souls, Christine Sonichu GRAPED their own mother multiple times, that's a MONSTER that's a DEMON, not a person.
@Thefloorsspeakyiddish
3 ай бұрын
0:28 saying that in a video you made specifically about Chris is wild
One of my nightmare scenarios working retail is spotting Chris Chan in the store while on the clock. I live near the DFW area, and the fact that Chris was actually in Dallas recently is harrowing to me.
@redline1916
3 ай бұрын
Thanks Virginia..
@salis-salis
3 ай бұрын
There's been so few Chris updates last few years that I for the first time in a long time welcome one! Yeah it's weird. Keep up the good work ❤
@ChickenRamen
3 ай бұрын
Chris finally learned how to stay relatively silent, which is why things are slow and boring now.
@TheHallow31
3 ай бұрын
Every Chris Chan update fills me with an unusual blend of excitement and disgust.
@Hope-zz8su
3 ай бұрын
Does estrogen just like.... Not work on Chris? I've seen amazing transformations from hormone therapy for extended periods of time but I feel like Chris still looks almost exactly the same pre transition.
@thecoxsays1
3 ай бұрын
Considering his financial situation at the time, he probably couldn’t get the cream of the crop as far as HRT meds go.
@PelinalDidNothingWrong
3 ай бұрын
Chris keeps doing a Cyraxx. "I'm leaving!" *A week or so later* "Fuck the trolls!"
@lasskinn474
3 ай бұрын
man, it's cyraxx who's doing a chris. chris invented that, not raxx.
@eyeruscat9439
2 ай бұрын
Wait, wait wait wait, wait, he was in Dallas???!!! Oh God, I don’t like thinking about how he was way closer to me and I knew absolutely nothing about it. 💀
@Lambda22245
3 ай бұрын
Always a bright day when Smokey makes a video. :D
@bizzzzzzle
3 ай бұрын
The thing is, flying him to Dallas for the Sonichu merch makes no sense financially, at least for those prices. Thats the reason why I doubt this. Only thing is if they are actually friends, but still, I don’t think he would let them sell his stuff, at least not with him being directly involved. He really hates that and is why he pushes his “official” Etsy so hard.
@necrofrigian
3 ай бұрын
Chris Chan going on these Terrance Howard ramblings kills me.
@MrTheBaron
3 ай бұрын
Haysus Christ-Chan! He's back... again
@martinal-almani3192
3 ай бұрын
Amen
@SlyCooper1920
3 ай бұрын
@@martinal-almani3192That's no god, it's an imposter
@Falutia
3 ай бұрын
My favorite “what would you do if” question is what would you do if the dimensional merge actually happened
@shinymetagross1666
3 ай бұрын
Die, probably. Pretty sure I'm in one of the areas that Chris says would be taken over by a fictional world.
@Falutia
3 ай бұрын
@@shinymetagross1666 if the merge happened that would mean chris chan would become some kind of god figure which is enough for me to dye myself yk
@shinymetagross1666
3 ай бұрын
@@Falutia If all of fiction merges with reality then becoming godlike won’t actually mean very much. “All of fiction” includes a lot of things that can and will kill gods. It would be kind of entertaining to see God-Chris get smacked down by Kirby or something.
@nugzmedallion8929
3 ай бұрын
Nah I'm with you, Smokey, based on some of the comments here, I am VERY concerned for some of these terminally online people who know FARRRR too much about Chris Chan and follow his every waking move lmao you shouldn't feel bad for not knowing a singular piece of lore, which you seemed to have to point out multiple times and I got confused as to why you felt the need to do that...until I read the comment section. It's one thing to report on the dude like you do but some of these mfs pseudo-stalking the dude. And then there's the Chris Chan defenders/sympathizers, who absolutely blow my mind.
@isabellemedina5381
3 ай бұрын
I had to be in the same state, and DFW area as that lunatic, i stayed at home so i wouldn't have any slight chance of running into him
@jbBehemoth
3 ай бұрын
Chris has embraced the transtrend to gain that invisibility they seem to get. Fear the cancel
@acefire
3 ай бұрын
I speak English as a first language and while I know these words individually, I have NO IDEA what the FUCK he is talking about.
@erebusgrim818
3 ай бұрын
As an Pisces myself, I can say we don't own Chris Chan. But, knowing Chris Chan he would make Cwcville on Minecraft.
@PelemusMcSoy
3 ай бұрын
You assume he would have the patience to finish it.
@isabellaalmaghaslah5677
3 ай бұрын
I second it that we as Pisces do not own Chris.
@king_kazma_bones
3 ай бұрын
(aries voice) typical pisces L
@kevinbrooks9074
3 ай бұрын
All signs are off... 🤦
@kozad86
2 ай бұрын
Chris Chan having a blue check on Twitter tells me everything I need to know about Twitter these days. 🤷🏼♂️
@labva6556
3 ай бұрын
this is the earliest ive been for a smokey vid, sending love from nz
@hootinthedark
3 ай бұрын
with larson in the slammer and raxx on the way, we may get a Chris Chan like Renaissance, but lets hope its like the good old days of just him reacting to trolls and not another blue spike or idea guys nightmare where people commit crimes and justify it with "well they bad, so me crime no really crime. and I'm in absolutely No way defending the stuff Chris has done, but can we just get trolls like liquid chris where it Stays online and just mess with him to get funny reactions, instead of extorting, or forcing him to do horrid things? idk that's just me lol.
@fancyactionnow2352
3 ай бұрын
My personal theory is that someone got through to his head, and he is liquidating/retiring his whole Sonichu thing. Just a thought.
@DamianMongoose
3 ай бұрын
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol, Jesus Christine Sonichu Prime is nothing but a thief and a GRAPIST, they STOLE Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu and created a RIP-OFF Character Sonichu, and the SCAM ARTIST has been selling Copyright Infringement goods for years, I hope one day they get sued by SEGA and Nintendo.
@biggumstevens1784
3 ай бұрын
Chris is an absolute NPC. He does follow trends and lets the media tell him what to think and feel.
@HollieMoodie
3 ай бұрын
No. He is the only playable character. We are just the NPCs.
@kevinbrooks9074
3 ай бұрын
He's woke!
@FirstMateoftheNebuchadnezzar
3 ай бұрын
Life changing video. Thank you. Will recommend this to everyone.
@drew2510
3 ай бұрын
These sonichu medallions getting distributed is equivalent to the devastation of the video from the ring circulating
@Django2k6
3 ай бұрын
Chris-Chan enforces semantic satiation with just how many times the words "toxic" "trolls" "haters" and "dark demonics" and that entire chain of words are said. The words don't ACTUALLY lose meaning in reality, they're just said mindlessly so many times that while Chris says them, they're just empty words that mean absolutely nothing.
@desirosethorne4429
3 ай бұрын
Ah, a perfect video to watch while I wait for my mom to get out of surgery! He never quits. Honestly I don't think we'll ever hear the end of Chris until he ends up kicking the shit-filled bucket.
@nman551
3 ай бұрын
Hope your mom is ok!
@desirosethorne4429
3 ай бұрын
@@nman551 She is, thank you! She just got out of surgery. She had a shoulder replacement done because she broke her humerus and her shoulder joint so that was fun!
@nman551
3 ай бұрын
@@desirosethorne4429 oh jeez, surgery is always stressful I had surgery on my right lung to remove some stuff so I’d stop having partial lung collapses. And I’m still learning to live with the effects of it. But I’m glad it went well!
@desirosethorne4429
3 ай бұрын
@@nman551 Man whenever I hear something like that I'm so glad she's just having surgery on her arm! I'm glad it went well for you, even though you're still dealing with the aftermath! Hospitals and surgery scares the absolute shit outta me. Even being in the pre-op room with her was nerve-wracking. I hate it so much. I had my wisdom teeth out a few years ago and I couldn't do that without needing some drugs before I went in 😭
@nman551
3 ай бұрын
@@desirosethorne4429 I was in one for 4 days but it was like being a kid, the nurses are like the most caring people. I appreciate all they did for me.
@Queencassy-ll8pb
3 ай бұрын
Everyone, please stay hydrated and cool, because not only is heat stroke going around but also like a stomach bug due to the heat everyone stay safe
@VoltiXHD2
3 ай бұрын
THANKYOU for saying HE'S a guy. Too many people nowadays say they're female and look like him
@ttvcuteanimegirlxxyeet5120
3 ай бұрын
It’s so weird to me that he lived or lives in Big Island. I grew up in Buena Vista which is literally like 30-40 mins away. It’s scary knowing he was right up the road
@aidand5173
3 ай бұрын
fucking jail art for 15 dollars is hilarious to me
@sadpacman3290
3 ай бұрын
If I ever find out that little shop is operating in my area, I'm making signs about how they're supporting a predator.
@tiggeez
3 ай бұрын
He’s always talking in circles.
@colecote1432
3 ай бұрын
Foxpawpaws actually makes my favorite Chris Chan videos. I like them more than geno’s even though they’re not as comprehensive.
@devinkii1727
3 ай бұрын
With how much Chris talks about religious imagery, sometime I wonder if he's developed a schizoaffective disorder I mean he does have delusions of granger, he interprets simple things to have deeper meanings, he socially isolates more often then not, he's very paranoid and impulsive at times too Hes been kinda slowly starting to fit the bill, and seeing how schizophrenic disorders develop after traumatic events, it'd kinda make sense? I mean I've been hospitalized against my will, and was traumatized from it, I'm sure for Chris prison was very upsetting. Homie didnt have his toys, null, or the constant attention he craves. And for some autistic people, being taken out of their routine is traumatic. So Im super curious now, if I could afford it I'd get him in with doctor, cause I'm legitimately just so curious about his current mental state and if he's developed any new disorders
@gamergamer7508
3 ай бұрын
There’s a psychologist on KZitem who analyzes the potential mental illness of Chris Chan who goes by Sonichu psychology, I’d recommend you check him out
@devinkii1727
3 ай бұрын
@@gamergamer7508 I could kiss you, thank you gamer
@gamergamer7508
3 ай бұрын
@@devinkii1727 always willing to help big dawg
@kevinbrooks9074
3 ай бұрын
Being Woke is a new disorder that is being added to the new DSM6.
@gamergamer7508
3 ай бұрын
@@kevinbrooks9074 this is not up to par with skill scratcher comedy expectations Mr Wilkins. I expect better work in the future
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