"The president will give you a straight answer on gay marriage!" Wonder if the pun was intended.
@ConsciousRapper
9 жыл бұрын
Don Laskie Lmao I thought the same!
@kingman88
9 жыл бұрын
+Don Silasky probably would have delivered it slower if it was. just my guess. good catch though
@ombudlady
8 жыл бұрын
+Don Silasky , this tape was in 2004 when Bush was the President.
@187krew6
8 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@lepredator189
7 жыл бұрын
Knowing comedy, comedians, and especially Chris Rock's comedy, I say yeah, the pun was indeed intended.
@LMFAOHAHALOSER
11 жыл бұрын
"gay people have the right to be as miserable as everyone else" LOL love this
@gswizzle1258
4 жыл бұрын
Read this right as he said this 🤣🤣
@Audrey08861
3 жыл бұрын
So hilarious
@jacksonjackson2914
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.infoyejzUKVPO-U?feature=share
@Reposterkkkk
2 жыл бұрын
equality
@jrloyal2594
2 жыл бұрын
@@Reposterkkkk 🤣💰
@akeyrtainment8507
2 жыл бұрын
Been jumping in the Chris Rock train since the Oscar slap.
@sarai373
2 жыл бұрын
I wish he could get richer than Will Smith because of that slap. That would be his best revenge
@imar3248
2 жыл бұрын
Only since SlapGate? Welcome to the fan club and enjoy the binge watch.
@eelamite
2 жыл бұрын
we.. have been. seriously this man is so fucking hilarious and i will never be more grateful than i'm rn for that slap.
@mikhaila.5288
2 жыл бұрын
Nice. I am there with you dud. Try Chris Rock's "How not to get your ass kicked(by the police)" if yoy havent seen it yet
@eelamite
2 жыл бұрын
aye thx bro @@mikhaila.5288
@chrissmoot8662
7 жыл бұрын
"The Mistress Protection Program" ... I'm dying...I think Bill Clinton started that system
@wildones9339
5 жыл бұрын
Nah JFK
@DanteSpinotti1
5 жыл бұрын
The NBA has had an active MPP in most large cities since at least the 80s
@johnmartin4119
5 жыл бұрын
Nah it was probably founded as early as the beginning of our nation by founding fathers Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton
@suellen6704
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartin4119 Hamilton fan! I Catch you! 😉
@johnmartin4119
4 жыл бұрын
Canal da Suca yeah, but I’m also a History Major
@hugoh.9694
2 жыл бұрын
What genius! At a time when this was SUCH a hot button topic, he was already CLEARLY ahead of his time. People totally underestimate his insights. 👍👏
@logansummers1551
2 жыл бұрын
Are you a fucking idiot? Nothing he's saying is remotely near genius or ahead of its time.
@MaartenvanRossemLezingen
9 жыл бұрын
"I don't cheat." * applause * Okay so now not cheating is ovation worthy?
@joshwha123321
8 жыл бұрын
+dapperedavid the generation we live in? Hell yes its ovation worthy.
@MaartenvanRossemLezingen
8 жыл бұрын
Yeshua Samuel You don't have a lot of faith in humanity.
@joshwha123321
8 жыл бұрын
dapperedavid I was cheated on.. so you can forgive me for my lack of faith.
@MaartenvanRossemLezingen
8 жыл бұрын
Yeshua Samuel yup
@hillaryegwim9733
8 жыл бұрын
+Super Hans he didn't ask them to clap for him
@yilong76
6 жыл бұрын
"I DON'T CHEAT!" Well, that didn't age well....
@Neverseenstars
5 жыл бұрын
Yi Long he didn’t have any moral reasons for not cheating. Only because of convenience. Moral backbone is what will keep someone faithful to their word which he has none
@shen1801
5 жыл бұрын
@@mrmoses7170 He means, Chris Rock is actually a cheater xD
@mosaic.emom1234
4 жыл бұрын
That's not what he meant
@TCt83067695
4 жыл бұрын
@@shen1801 wait what? With whom?
@baper2696
4 жыл бұрын
finish the sentence u wang
@cuddlybear9041
10 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is funny, he is not making serious social comment here, he is doing his job making people laugh, in Britain we call this adult humour, so we should not be childish and just enjoy it for what it is, comedy !
@001Broadway
9 жыл бұрын
no, it is social comment actually, thats why its so funny.
@cuddlybear9041
9 жыл бұрын
everything we all do relates in some way to society, so you call what he says social comment , I just call it comedy, we had a great comic in the uk called bob monkhouse, bob used the days paper in his act, he did it to keep his act fresh, nothing to do with social comment
@AB-bt9eb
7 жыл бұрын
He's expressing his serious social and political ideas though comedy.
@markhartley5829
7 жыл бұрын
HATER !!!!!!!! African American who doesn't accept DIVERSITY !!! :(
@markhartley5829
7 жыл бұрын
Hater Trash !! :)
@Eralen00
3 жыл бұрын
"marriage is a sacred institution" Meanwhile: **half of all marriages end in divorce**
@kennethsouthwell2726
2 жыл бұрын
more than half
@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire
2 жыл бұрын
And the other half end in DEATH... Take your pick... Oh, BTW, you're not supposed to get to choose which of you die... :)
@fatonaoladimeji9697
2 жыл бұрын
Half of the marriages in the us**
@bikosteve8864
4 жыл бұрын
"From now on your name is Carol ok lisa", "ok ". "Bitch you gonna get us killed" I died 😁
@randyhalfway
5 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle go back and forth for funniest comedian in my mind. Absolutely hilarious.
@MeMe-hu8wx
3 жыл бұрын
he's funnier than Dave Chappelle in my book
@lilbideo
3 жыл бұрын
Just like me
@dbutta2496
2 жыл бұрын
Nope Eddie Murphy
@sbrunner69
2 жыл бұрын
Eddie was legit
@googleuser4428
2 жыл бұрын
Always been Chris Rock for me...no doubt!
@lindaliamoran5502
5 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock, you keep my depression down and my anxiety away!!! I frikkin LOVE you!!! ❤️❤️
@sakalaefi8744
5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@one-day-at-a-time4134
2 жыл бұрын
💜
@stickytourbus
4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is one of our greatest comedians ever! Always sharp! Love him pacing the stage like a madman! No matter who you are, Chris Rock will have you rolling! Liberty. Constitution. Republic.
@blazee3895
2 жыл бұрын
Very true!
@marcomeme4875
10 жыл бұрын
''gotta put the girl in Mistress protection programme'' hahahaha
@wesso27
4 жыл бұрын
"i dont cheat" The narrator: -He cheated
@deepfakesforreal9487
4 жыл бұрын
hey this is comedy... hehehe
@zenabubawah3708
2 жыл бұрын
So gifted, everything just flows flawlessly, he is so hilarious. ''I am tired of getting caught''
@brinstarmedia1411
5 жыл бұрын
I’m happy for the French subtitles so I could understand what he was saying
@jeliarra
8 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU Chris for SUPPORTING Education!
@jackel54130
2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock videos have been popping up like crazy since the slap. I forgot how funny he is.
@vrazalico455
2 жыл бұрын
The old times where the public stayed in their chairs😆
@realemilx
2 жыл бұрын
To soon 😂
@gost7213
2 жыл бұрын
Now, snowflake get up their chair n slap…..
@anthonycharles1185
2 жыл бұрын
And that’s why we love Chris Rock!
@kevinlong5392
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's why we do. He's the real deal 👊
@pussycats456
2 жыл бұрын
I’m here because of the slap, ain’t gonna lie, but actually, he’s really funny!
@bulletprooftiger1879
2 жыл бұрын
You must be very young haha,. Chris Rock has a great legacy in comedy
@calistafalcontail
2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is one of the top 10 most legendary comedians. I feel sorry for all the youngsters who are stuck with woketards and clean clowns.
@bernardowusu7920
2 жыл бұрын
Who's here after the hot slap from Will Smith
@w.8424
3 жыл бұрын
17 Years Later: Chris Rock gets caught cheating
@thedukeofhinojosa6850
4 жыл бұрын
Chris f*cking ROCK ladies and gentlemen!!! Absolute legend!
@jaycee8329
2 жыл бұрын
"I've put more girls through school than the United Negro College Fund" 😭🤣🤣🤣
@DaPrognosis
3 жыл бұрын
“Well you never know, we’re talking to people and economic indicators are indicating that indications are coming to the indicator! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-uv4wn2xx7o
2 жыл бұрын
Will staged the oscars slap to get Chris back into the game. What a true friend.
@constablekennedy7705
2 жыл бұрын
You’re a Fool for this one Fella …………… 💀
@Snoop_Dugg
2 жыл бұрын
@@constablekennedy7705 he’s being sarcastic
@obiescookies
7 жыл бұрын
It is impossible to look at Chris Rock and not think... "How much for an order of ribs?"
@mikekirkland2487
5 жыл бұрын
"Wooo woo woo! I just want one rib, I sho am hungry"
@reagansimon111
5 жыл бұрын
And a sip of soda 😂😂😂
@albertandrews130
5 жыл бұрын
Not an order of ribs for one bone
@randyh.7782
5 жыл бұрын
"You got change for a hundred?"
@Hikingalliance
4 жыл бұрын
Good lawd that’s a lotta money!!!
@esilk847
4 жыл бұрын
When comedy wasn't so sensitive.
@newbers
4 жыл бұрын
there has always been people sensitive to comedy. Religious conservatives back in the 70s were always trying to 'cancel' George Carlin for his vulgar immoral anti religious stand up acts.
@denisitele
4 жыл бұрын
@@newbers And now anti-religious folks have taken it to another level of cancel culture
@newbers
4 жыл бұрын
denisitele for good reason. Tax the churches!
@useyournogos6845
4 жыл бұрын
@@newbers Why? Churches don't make profit. At least where I live. You don't have to pay to enter them, they just make people happy and love life, praise the lord.
@howiegrossman1546
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Web-Slinger42
2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock: "People always want credit for things they are supposed to do, "I ain't never been in jail" you're not supposed to go to jail" Also Chris: "I don't cheat"
@misterrightuk
2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking this. Lol. His writers weren't consistent with that part. Haha
@ILoveKimChaeWon
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he didn’t want credit for it, he was just bringing up his next point
@notreallydavid
2 жыл бұрын
My thought too!
@ultimategamer2669
2 жыл бұрын
Literally the next line: "Not because I'm a great husband" Are you all deaf?
@abdulhameedabdulazeez1935
2 жыл бұрын
You must be deaf, I swear to God you must be deaf or somn!
@kirstenlockart-hayt8287
7 жыл бұрын
Laughed my ass off at this.. Life's too short and too precious to waste it on negativity
@hijodelaisla275
3 жыл бұрын
This is a little late, but sorry about the loss of your ass.
@one-day-at-a-time4134
2 жыл бұрын
💜
@loam
4 жыл бұрын
The way he shows average politician's answer is just hilarious and so true! xD
@yuljohnson5502
4 жыл бұрын
Chris rock,you are truly a legend!!! You definitely belong in the same comedy club as the late legendary Richard pryor and the internationally talented Eddie murphy!!!!
@jjevans1693
2 жыл бұрын
I know, it's getting very old.
@blazee3895
2 жыл бұрын
I completely agree!
@koolguy251
8 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny
@M.m475
3 жыл бұрын
"I don't cheat." Well that aged poorly...
@MrAlshallal
3 жыл бұрын
People change lol
@BowserHype27
2 жыл бұрын
What's your opinion about him now? LOL
@jackkapua4129
2 жыл бұрын
You are far the BEST comedian around today Thank you sharing you humor to make me think that makes sense in life and making me laugh 😅 as hard as is 😅
@bermudaguy1
5 жыл бұрын
If your in a gay marriage hopefully you can double your wardrobe in a hurry!
@ivogard
2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is my Depression Pill 😆 🤣 😂
@IPlayOneOnT.V.
3 жыл бұрын
I love Chris Rock's smart comedy.
@dugarii007
4 жыл бұрын
" i put more girls through school than..." best joke
@maxithalo7796
2 жыл бұрын
this is from 2004, and it is still true to this day lmao
@iflyenglish
4 жыл бұрын
"Michael Jackson got married , how sacred is that ?"
@starless4146
4 жыл бұрын
I busted out laughing at that part XD
@Toxiclegend-hl4wg
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it 🤷🏻♂️
@starless4146
4 жыл бұрын
@@Toxiclegend-hl4wg it's a very highly controversial matter. Michael Jackson has been accused of sexually being active with children and his bedroom and stuff like that. All this interest and being a kid and acting like a kid and all that stuff like that. For Michael Jackson to be married kind that contradicts all of that simple because typically in America want to say that when you Mary you're responsible and you're mature but the person that you are with.
@Toxiclegend-hl4wg
4 жыл бұрын
*Starless oh okay, I understand now 😅I was thinking that tho, I just wanted to make sure, thanks for explaining. What's your opinion on the very controversial topic about MJ being a pedo
@starless4146
4 жыл бұрын
@@Toxiclegend-hl4wg personally I don't judge. It's between him and God. Nobody in this world has the right to judge anybody. That doesn't mean that they should get away with it but I'm not judging at all. At the very least he has not been proven guilty anyway so.
@MisterMister5893
2 жыл бұрын
That’s funny. Those were pretty offensive but didn’t see any guys go up to slap him.
@louisianaeu828
4 жыл бұрын
“Mistress protection program”🤣🤣🤣
@israelperez570
4 жыл бұрын
Man you're my favorite comedian, u say some crazy stuff. At my house we luv ya.
@KnyteMan
3 жыл бұрын
God bless Chris Rock. Out here paying visas and tuition fees for other women. Such a progressive feminist.
@SniperRed0092
8 жыл бұрын
2015, it's legal now.
@ricktaylor3748
8 жыл бұрын
+Quincy Unfortunately.
@SniperRed0092
8 жыл бұрын
Why is it unfortunate?
@SniperRed0092
8 жыл бұрын
I wont feed the trolls. Good day,
@cololover07
8 жыл бұрын
+Rick Taylor You know what is even sicker, more immoral, more disgusting and should be illegal, RELIGION! More ill will has been done in the name of religion than anything else!
@ricktaylor3748
8 жыл бұрын
+Giovanni Martinez Try telling Quincy that.
@user-ps1rx4wd8u
4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock definitely one of the best to ever do it💯
@lgl5701
8 жыл бұрын
You don't cheat because you love your wife, stop foolin' funny though.
@marcelorodriguez183
6 жыл бұрын
he actually got divorced for cheating, or so he said
@ThaDreamMerchant
6 жыл бұрын
LGL pay attention, he said right after that he was only tired of getting caught, not because he was a good husband.
@niners2162
2 жыл бұрын
Way better than dave Chappelle
@PInk77W1
4 жыл бұрын
What a shocker A Hollywood celebrity for gay marriage. So brave
@yuljohnson5502
4 жыл бұрын
Chris rock, you're a legend. The funniest comedian ive seen!!!
@MisterMister5893
2 жыл бұрын
That’s funny. Those were pretty offensive but didn’t see any gays go up to slap him.
@TheBrothersstyle
2 жыл бұрын
Will Smith is a beta male who has been sent by his wife to slap a grown man in front of the planet and in front of his family.
@theavanstaden9400
2 жыл бұрын
No person deserves to be slapped in the face at a gala public event. Smith should have stood up like a true gentleman and just requested Rock to apologise to his wife and all would have been well.
@cynthiahusband106
2 жыл бұрын
This is so so true , I agree with you completely and I’m a fan of both artist’s have been for years but what happened was so wrong.
@_chapternumberone_8782
2 жыл бұрын
cry me a river
@LeeLooface
2 жыл бұрын
No. Will should have kept his ass in his seat and taken that extremely mild joke like a man. He acted like an unhinged idiot and should get help.
@TCt83067695
7 жыл бұрын
merci pour les sous titres
@AshleighLeeann_1_1_1_1
3 жыл бұрын
"I don't cheat" Well , now we know that was a lie..
@evabarvitskiemarshall7999
4 жыл бұрын
I want Chris Rock for President.
@kristinaniemeyer5256
4 жыл бұрын
HIS MAN IS THE Crème de la crème and I’m a White something female and laugh my A*S Off every time I hear him people think I can impersonate his voice when I get a few drinks and maybe grass clippings from my lawn mowing company ha ha ha ha
@dannialkateb2575
2 жыл бұрын
How times have changed. He said he doesn't cheat. And his latest special he talks about getting divorced because he cheated twice.
@doloresstrong2198
2 жыл бұрын
saw him live and he is great we were dying
@M88JABER
2 жыл бұрын
Surprised so many of you never watched much of CR’s work until after the slap!
@Breeze06
2 жыл бұрын
I'm baffled by how some people didn't know who he was. Chris was considered the funniest man alive for the longest time. He had the status Chappelle currently has. Dave himself says Chris is the best.
@theallseeingeye9388
4 жыл бұрын
The first minute really felt like George Carlin onstage
@ronash2031
5 жыл бұрын
"Mistress" protection program 😆🤣😅😆😉😋😎
@adamklase8547
4 жыл бұрын
I love that subtle flex "paying tuition" for the college girls he be gettin'
@yobamos2158
3 жыл бұрын
People applaud him for saying publicly that he doesn't cheat, like anyone would be like "oh yeah I cheat on my wife regularly let's make some noise for that!"
@lilbideo
3 жыл бұрын
No doubt.. Chris Rock is one of the funniest to ever liveth
@anthonyl9126
2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad the slap has brought so many people to Chris's material. I'm envious of you guys seeing his genius for the first time.
@jonathantrauner3742
2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is a ROCK-star
@reach2prasanna
2 жыл бұрын
Before Dave Chapelle. Before Bill Burr. There was Chris Rock.
@akioukuzimi2461
2 жыл бұрын
“I dont cheat” - Chris Rock. This didn’t age well😅
@TCt83067695
6 жыл бұрын
Merci pour la traduction 😁
@billybobjoe198
4 жыл бұрын
France sucks
@TCt83067695
4 жыл бұрын
@@billybobjoe198 pls elaborate
@billybobjoe198
4 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 They invented, then pushed the metric system through a global domination attempt via military, economic, and political force in the 19th and 20th centuries.
@TCt83067695
4 жыл бұрын
@@billybobjoe198 so you're salty over the metric system?
@billybobjoe198
4 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 It's so bad dude. Have you ever used it?
@RedEye3
2 жыл бұрын
He's divorced now... took 40% of his wealth they say. $40M. WTF... still rich tho. Dude is worth $60M now.
@rg8071
2 жыл бұрын
How could you slap a dude who is this cool?
@TomiOAT
6 жыл бұрын
"I don't cheat" ten years later...
@LuizHenrique-vc4gm
5 жыл бұрын
Listen to the complete joke you idiot
@lovemusic3500
2 жыл бұрын
Chris #1 to me, has surpassed Eddie, he has more specials that are great, great sayings thru out.
@heathermetz6576
5 жыл бұрын
1:57 “Mistress Protection Program!”
@geauxst9
7 ай бұрын
It’s refreshing to hear him say a single bit without mentioning anything to do with race (I typed this before the very end of the video)
@claryp1509
2 жыл бұрын
The subtitles, though!!! I am dying laughing too hard.
@iftekhar77
2 жыл бұрын
hes the realest human.. i swear , he talks about what others are afraid to legend, Will who?
@melbatoast6403
6 жыл бұрын
We should have gotten rid of marriage altogether. Call them all civil unions and let people and churches decide which ones to call marriages.
@winniejohnson5559
4 жыл бұрын
Mel Ba .. gay marriages are civil unions .. to people who believe in a higher authority it’s marriage for heterosexual born and bred...lol ( born and bred) for those that don’t care or believe in GOD gay or straight it can be a union..
@pauljarvis446
4 жыл бұрын
@@winniejohnson5559 atheists still call marriage.
@farshimelt
3 жыл бұрын
You can call it whatever you like, the result is the same.
@kuskut
Жыл бұрын
"I don't cheat." That didn't age very well 😂😂
@slashslash9777
7 жыл бұрын
My fav stand up comic
@SuaveJoker
5 жыл бұрын
“i DoNt ChEaT!” -2014 .....
@ERASEREPLACEPLACE
2 жыл бұрын
He made it clear that the reason he doesn't cheat isn't because he's a great husband. It's because he's sick of getting caught
@PaulRobert474
3 жыл бұрын
Like everything else Gay marriage is blown out of proportion. The vast majority of people I know could care less one way or the other about it. Every incident you read anymore about anything bad it seems is written like the END of the world is upon us. It isn't. It can always be better but it can also be Much, Much worse...Just ask the non Taliban citizens in Afghanistan or the Palestinians in the west bank.
@rentslave
5 жыл бұрын
So that's how that student loan problem should be handled.
@martinpalmer9810
4 жыл бұрын
Don't give Donald Trump any ideas.
@paulbergkamp2181
4 жыл бұрын
You Rock my man you have an amazing talent to make people laugh 😂
@tramp2892
2 жыл бұрын
Not only talented but bright as hell
@izzyberry69
6 жыл бұрын
it's pretty disappointing how much hate is in the comments, even comments from 2017
@shubhamjaiswal8590
2 жыл бұрын
just watched will smith slap the shit out of this guy ,man that sucks
@shawnfutch1290
4 жыл бұрын
When Cris rock is on the set UH OH!
@Nipponing
5 жыл бұрын
"I don't cheat" The hell, why would anyone expect you to? And then he gets applauds like it's admirable... The hell?
@meluk6991
2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite CR stand up, Never Scared. Esp the Michael Jackson part.
@yvonnestaley3564
8 жыл бұрын
yep I'm getting married. Chris rock is funny!!!
@picklejuice4638
4 жыл бұрын
Hey its been 4 years. Hows marriage?
@muhammedkumail237
2 жыл бұрын
The last joke tho! Mans educated sooo many gurls!! 😂😂😂
@babbooskax5469
4 жыл бұрын
5 years later, 😔. It evolved into something else
@czaralexander5156
4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@aroperator3998
2 жыл бұрын
0:46 BASED! BASED! BASED!
@hosekim6507
5 жыл бұрын
I must disagree with Chris on this one! Marriage is sacred!
@kirkreid743
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wayneshannon3028
2 жыл бұрын
An economic Indicators indicates that an indication is coming for the indicators hahaha 🤣😂😅👍 had me....
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