The funny thing about this man is that he continues to absolutely obliterate every company's food secrets. The best part about it is that they can't say sh*t about it because that would be proving him right 😂
@vapes531
8 ай бұрын
They can't legally do anything to the president😂😂😂 Jordan 2024
@Dave_of_Mordor
8 ай бұрын
it's Costco. can't you just read the ingredients on the back of the container?
@LittleCheetahCub
8 ай бұрын
@@Dave_of_Mordor reading the ingredients only tells you order of ingredients based on quantity in the item
@DaToxicJay
8 ай бұрын
Costco is a nice company so they probably don’t care
@lady_leaf_in_the_wind
8 ай бұрын
I wonder how he gets his secrets though.
@BroDonut
8 ай бұрын
Jordan has beef with every supermarket and fast food restaurant within a 500 miles radius and I'm all here for it.
@blue4669
8 ай бұрын
Even if it's fake its entertaining
@Darkabyss290
8 ай бұрын
If it was fake, companies wouldn't be banning him from coming back for revealing the secrets lmfao.@@blue4669
@Darkabyss290
8 ай бұрын
Also if it was 500 miles we'd be all good, nah this man got every single place that has food recepies shakin' in their pants. I bet Jordan even knows has the Krusty Krab Secret Formula somewhere
@AskAshe
8 ай бұрын
And his SPITE to reveal everything about them is hilarious
@AskAshe
8 ай бұрын
@@Darkabyss290I mean the formula is just spongebob
@ShinigamiSparda
8 ай бұрын
This man is the embodiment of “Don’t start none, won’t be none.” …And for some goddamn reason people keep starting some with him.
@supportourmilitary4768
8 ай бұрын
He be like I finished before you will 😂😂😂
@sethreign8103
8 ай бұрын
where's your proof? @@MenkoDany
@babyrocasmama
8 ай бұрын
He's not a GenXer, but he has the attitude. I'm giving him honorary membership into GenX. He plays Fuck Around and Find Out, along with Don't Start None, Won't Be None beautifully.
@elisesaffo7920
7 ай бұрын
*gosh darn
@AgentAnime95
8 ай бұрын
This man is a blessing to us for pulling biblical levels of petty when it comes to food lmao
@AskAshe
8 ай бұрын
The absolute SPITE
@maverickmurphy
8 ай бұрын
"biblical levels of petty" is now in my list of things I'm looking for an appropriate opportunity to say
@frankmartinez2987
8 ай бұрын
It’s funny you say “biblical levels” because I am currently listening to “The Ten Commandments” from 1956. Father Almighty, if this coincidence is Your handiwork, this is very very VERY well played.
@lavalather1861
8 ай бұрын
So I used to have doubts until I started actually using the recipes he gives. After a little bit of experimentation every single one has turned out to be correct.
@Iknowveryclever
8 ай бұрын
You dared to question our president???!!!!
@D3athW1ng
8 ай бұрын
Blasphemy 😂
@Vikingwerk
8 ай бұрын
The vengeance in his voice the way he said “Enjoy your macaroni and *cheese* ” Costco’s days are numbered 😂😂😂
@jlow27
8 ай бұрын
I was not ready for the Jordan in glasses , sitting down, rattling off the recipe he’s reading 😂 at least he’s still in the bathroom. Delivered impeccably, per usual!
@maem7462
8 ай бұрын
I love your profile pic the dog in it is so cute. I’m guessing that it might be your dog
@Joi_to_da_World
8 ай бұрын
Brands: No. You don't get to... Jordan: So here's the secret recipe that they didn't think I knew. They've slighted me and now they must pay.
@randoprior4130
8 ай бұрын
Just in case anyone doesn't know mac and cheese fundamentals, I'll help add some basic instruction. First make a roux out of the flour and fat source. Melt butter/heat oil, and add in flour while stirring constantly, cook for a couple minutes. (You want to cook the flour so you cant taste raw flour in the final cheese sauce.) I personally add spices to the oil before adding flour, but realistically they can be added anytime! Do not let the mixture brown, as it will add a nutty flavor that is undesirable in most cases. Next add your milk in small amounts while stirring constantly, adding milk anytime it thickens beyond your target consistency. Cook at a medium heat and continue until the remaining milk is used up, or the sauce no longer thickens. At this point, remove the sauce from the heat. You have now made a bechamel sauce! Now add your cheese in small handfuls letting it melt slowly. Avoid heating the mixture as this will usually cause the sauce to get a bit grainy. Be patient and allow the cheese to melt with the remaining heat. This is the point I salt and pepper to taste, since cheese adds salt and it is easy to go overboard if you salt before adding your cheese. Cook your noodles, whatever kind you please but usually elbow macaroni, to just before al dente. If you eat a noodle you dont want it to crunch, but you dont want it to be a delicious texture either. It should still be a bit dry feeling on the inside, but soft like well cooked pasta. In a baking dish suited for the task, mix together the noodles and cheese sauce and spread into a uniform layer. Bake until cheese is bubbly! Or, a lot of baked mac and cheese has a breadcrumb top. For this just buy panko crumbs, mix them with some salt, maybe a pinch of salt per cup of breadcrumbs, some dried parsley, garlic powder, paprika, or really any spices your heart desires! (I like adding strong flavored cheese as well, like real Parmesan, grana padano, etc.) Sprinkle over the top of the mac before baking. If the top browns before the cheese and noodles are fully cooked, you can loosely cover with tinfoil until everything is ready! I wont give an exact recipe because the beauty of mac and cheese is that with some fundamental knowledge a recipe is entirely unnecessary. I never make it the same way twice! Experiment and trust the process, you will find amazing mac!
@river7874
8 ай бұрын
Agreed on not letting the roux brown for mac and cheese. However, cook it until it turns tan. This is a blonde roux, and is perfect for cheese sauces.
@inquisitivefeline
8 ай бұрын
@river7874 Not noodle. Call it pasta, please. Noodle is cup ramen.😊
@MoleculeXmolecule
8 ай бұрын
I'm too lazy and just emulsify cheese and a whole stick of butter until it becomes mac and cheese.
@Happyface1981
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 is your name Scottie pipen ? This is a Jordan/Pipen moment if ever I saw one 😂😂😂
@TheSpicyandFunLife
8 ай бұрын
And here I was planning to pour the flour in after the cheese. Good save! Ty🥴😄💝
@McDonalds_Lyney
8 ай бұрын
Jordan only reveals the secrets of businesses that challenge him or make home mad
@ExtremeMedium
8 ай бұрын
This man has turned pettiness into an art form and I absolutely love it
@cloakkydd
8 ай бұрын
This man single handedly increasing the amount of time I'm in my kitchen.
@RealMatthewWalker
8 ай бұрын
Costco’s big conspiracy was that you found a guy who looks almost exactly like you but not quite, Took him out to dinner drugged his drink, went though his wallet, stole only his Costco card, and fresh off of this crime decide if you were in the mood for carbs? That’s dumb. You shall be avenged lord president
@maem7462
8 ай бұрын
That must be it. I get that ppl look different with or without a beard but they don’t look so different to where you think they aren’t the same person
@maryjane4432
8 ай бұрын
@@maem7462I get what you are saying but have you ever seen some badge pics? The crap printer they are done on aren’t that great. My daughter’s school id was so bad they had to redo it bc it looked nothing like her. My sams club pic makes me look bald and I have hair down to my lower back.
@maem7462
8 ай бұрын
@@maryjane4432 If that’s the case for Costco then I understand why they wouldn’t recognize him. That’s also a problem that need to be fixed to have better printers for the ID’s
@hxhdfjifzirstc894
8 ай бұрын
They pulled this shit with me, a few days ago... apparently they think people are letting other people borrow their Costco card, and these other people are _buying stuff_ at Costco. *shocked face -- you would think they would enjoy the extra money in the till, but no. Yep, unauthorized grocery buying. They don't want you to buy anything, unless you're a member. The weird thing is that if you're a member, you can get other membership cards printed for your buddies, under your account. I swear to God, whoever is running this place has a few screws loose.
@MmeIncroyable
8 ай бұрын
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 the whole show your ID again before you ring up is extra annoying. Agreed they should enjoy the sales. To be fair, the extra membership cards do cost extra, and they are supposed to be same household only. They should let any card holder shop, though - like, you are holding the card, you get to use it. It would only benefit the card holder and Costco, and this should be allowed especially for caregivers like of/for disabled or elderly folks or just so your friends and family can help you out when you're recovering from a surgery or something.
@gamingmaniactv5050
8 ай бұрын
Jordan, I fuckin' love that you just spill the beans because they denied you access to some Mac n Cheese. You absolute madman!
@frankmartinez2987
8 ай бұрын
Scripture tells us “Do not suffer a witch to live”; while some take that as “burn the witch”, I prefer to see it as “don’t hold back your professional secrets”. Therefore, I like to think Jordan is doing The Lord’s work.
@jennasmith5340
8 ай бұрын
I love how he shares literally every fast food secret if he doesn't get good service from that company lol
@SonicKing84
8 ай бұрын
He will tell the secrets of the universe to all the world simply to spite those who doubt him. How anybody dares spit in his face at this point is beyond human understanding.
@solaris9426
7 ай бұрын
At this point, I think it's on purpose by sour employees who want to get back at the companies they work for.
@kenwilliams7431
8 ай бұрын
He is truly the hero we didnt know we needed. Carry on good sir
@frankkiejo5560
8 ай бұрын
As the old folks used to say: That’s how you learn!😂
@McNasty43
8 ай бұрын
It's a pretty standard mac and cheese TBH. Make a roux (oil and flour), turn that into bechamel by adding the milk and cream, heat until thickened, stirring occasionally to prevent sticking, add the cheese to make a mornay/cheese sauce, and stir in cooked pasta. Top with extra cheese and bake at 425°F until hot and bubbly. about 25-30 minutes. Make it fun. Mix in some bacon, crab, shrimp, lobster, etc.
@chrisdempsey2379
7 ай бұрын
I'm a Costco deli worker, and I can tell you that what he's listed here is DEFINITELY far from what we actually do... However, it might be what the public can do to get pretty close, and possibly even better this way! I haven't tried his recipe myself, so let me know if you have and if it's close! How we actually do it- We use alfredo sauce in our mac n cheese believe it or not, this is why it tastes so "different." The same sauce that goes into our chicken alfredo goes into that mac n cheese. Other than that, it's the noodles (which are correct, cavatappi) and shredded cheddar cheese. We get bags of the sauce and cheddar cheese shipped in. This all goes into a mixing bowl with proper amounts of each (I don't remember exact weights because we just go by bag/box count), mix it together, scoop it into the tins, and then put 1 ounce (maybe two? can't remember) of cheddar cheese down the middle as a garnish. Hope that helps! :D
@pwojo9776
8 ай бұрын
Jordan: Hello, I would like to spend money at your establishment with the membership *I am paying for* to be here. CostCo: no you ain't Jordan: Alright then. *readies the nukes*
@hxhdfjifzirstc894
8 ай бұрын
I swear to God, Costco just pulled this stunt with me, last week. WTF is their problem? Yes, I have a membership and had my card with me. Do they want my money or not?
@christopherwelchel5067
8 ай бұрын
At this point I want Jordan to do a skit on SNL as the President of the Fast Food Secrets Club and everyone is in awe of his presence.
@Abrahamlatouche
8 ай бұрын
At this point any food establishment, or company, that knows Jordan should do their best to not get on his bad side. Not knowing if he has any secrets on them.
@Faxanadu_
8 ай бұрын
I have never been so threatened about being told to enjoy food before, god damn
@brandonsn5393
8 ай бұрын
You know it's serious when Jordan says "get closer" and he moves closer to us instead
@tarafallon7678
8 ай бұрын
He’s the one going 90%!!😂😂
@ADayintheLifeoftheTw
8 ай бұрын
Standing at the Costco pharmacy right now. Think I'll go home and make some Mac and cheese 🤤
@NTNoble
8 ай бұрын
I love these revenge fueled recipe drops, they are classic 😂
@joshbublitz4657
8 ай бұрын
when the reading glasses are on you know shit is about to go down.
@williejones7642
8 ай бұрын
Jordan as the “Recipe Bandit” is my new fav Batman villain 😂
@MalificPlaza
8 ай бұрын
this mans always comes in peace till someone hurts him
@loganestes2841
8 ай бұрын
The hero we all need
@sasafrash6387
8 ай бұрын
You have chosen chaos. I love it😂
@jenniferd.820
8 ай бұрын
That was boss level petty right there 🤣🤣😭 and I knew it was coming as soon as he said they made him put the Mac and cheese back.
@ellyenigmatic
8 ай бұрын
Yo, that shirt is looking dope Jordan! By the way, you're killing it with these fast food secrets. Thanks. ✌️
@Netherwolf6100
8 ай бұрын
I absolutely love this man's level of spite. Truly inspiring 🙌 ✨️
@angellord9433
8 ай бұрын
Truly
@itzmariam6863
8 ай бұрын
bro is so petty which makes this 100x better and more funny
@ricardocancino7280
8 ай бұрын
Just needed the ratios and measures. Thank you, Jordan.
@TheAVJ2
8 ай бұрын
I have been in the same situation at Costco and I had to call the manager just to get them off my back the ridiculousness of certain workers there is astounding
@hxhdfjifzirstc894
8 ай бұрын
It just happened to me, last week... if they ever try that crap again, I'll make them think about it twice.
@TheAVJ2
8 ай бұрын
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 same
@vaguedreams
8 ай бұрын
You couldn't just show your license and then get the pic updated? I had spend hours in secondary inspection because I'd lost weight and grew out my hair and beard so I looked "significantly" different. Ended up needing to get a whole new passport and DL. The only time I had ever been questioned at a Costco was here in NC and I just showed them my license, right at the register.
@TheAVJ2
8 ай бұрын
@@vaguedreams my membership was black and white on the back thats how old it was but for some reason that was enough to harass me
@vaguedreams
8 ай бұрын
@@TheAVJ2 mine is in black and whit right now. It's a year old. Is it really harassment and again, couldn't you just show them your ID? It was hardly a bother.
@smoothmasterz
8 ай бұрын
Costco Worker: So what? It was one guy that I made leave. Costco Secrets Dept: That one guy... was Jordan Wick. Costco Worker... Oh...
@cmflyer
8 ай бұрын
Costco worker burns his own house down and descends into the tunnels...
@DrewKime
8 ай бұрын
Never in the history of cinema has one word told so much story.
@Frozen_Fiji
8 ай бұрын
Gotta love this nigga. He come thru every time
@EinsamPibroch278
2 ай бұрын
The level of pettiness in him is diverting.
@PG-lf3rr
8 ай бұрын
Even funnier now that I met you in person... 😂 Hey Superman fooled the world by putting on a pair of glasses. Maybe a beard is like that.
@JeffGoldblumsChest
8 ай бұрын
The pettiness is off the charts and we're all here for it
@kjokjojessica
8 ай бұрын
Thank you. I moved to an area without a Costco and this is a huge help.
@SpeedRunner33333
8 ай бұрын
The power he has with all of this knowledge...
@stephaniehamilton8188
8 ай бұрын
😂 this man has saved me money, why pay for my favorite foods with crappy customer service, when I can just patienly wait for him to deliver me the recipe.
@unicornsandstilettos2138
8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The level of "I can show you better than I can tell you" is beautiful. 💯🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I'm here for it.
@paulorr4896
8 ай бұрын
I remembered at the last minute to look this up again in the middle of cooking mac n cheese. Thank you, sir!
@eihren3
8 ай бұрын
I love this so much. The pettiness is beautiful.
@infini.tesimo
8 ай бұрын
With as much as Jordan talks about these recipes, we need to see him follow through and make it himself to demonstrate it looks like sounds.
@angellord9433
8 ай бұрын
Don't you have a kitchen? Edit: It'd be cool but he already gives out secrets that work, that's enough in my opinion.
@jamie1602
8 ай бұрын
I've made a similar recipe to this. It did not last longer than three hours and we're not mac and cheese people in this house. No left overs. This recipe is no lie.
@CompleteToast
8 ай бұрын
I may not know what a Costco is (im not american) but i damn well know i want that mac, you are doing a great service to us all.
@angellord9433
8 ай бұрын
Think of a warehouse where you buy in bulk (You don't have to, it's just good for doing so.), that's Costco.
@CarpeNutella
8 ай бұрын
That is definitely gonna slide down easy with 45 different kinds of cheesy
@jeffalcorn3256
8 ай бұрын
Jordan: "Do you know who I am?" CostCo: "No, we don't." Jordan: "Oh, you will soon."
@RWBY_Nora
8 ай бұрын
I love when you tell all the secrets 😊 makes me so happy. People please keep making him mad so he tells it all!!!! Sorry Jordan but thank you 🫂 ❤
@YoungilJun
8 ай бұрын
That just makes me so happy to hear. Making Mac and Cheese the right way.
@NotTrixnityYT
6 ай бұрын
One pound of Kapataki pasta 1 tbsp olive oil 1/2 cup butter 1/2 cup flour 3 cups milk 1 cup cream 3 1/2 grated white cheddar cheese 2 cups Gruyère cheese 3/4 cup Romano cheese 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese 1/2 cup medium cheddar cheese 1/2 tbsp salt 1/2 tsp pepper 1/4 tsp paprika 1/4 tsp garlic powder
@HumorDash
8 ай бұрын
Spite is delicious as that mac n cheese. Thank you Jordan. Very cool.
@Hotminutemanda
8 ай бұрын
I love this man's pettiness 🙌🏼
@hard-hearthallllc548
7 ай бұрын
Appreciated. Will be making this for dinner in the next few days. Love Mac and cheese.
@zacharydrewke3344
8 ай бұрын
Jordan was hella justified here 😂
@bsinita_wokeone
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆i love this, and yes if I had a crappy time at Costco, I'm definitely revealing their food secrets to everybody to be petty too.
@Prgult
8 ай бұрын
At this point the guy should have his own fast food secrets recipe book.
@JavonCarterTV
8 ай бұрын
I love the pettiness 😂😂😂😂😂
@grass8163
8 ай бұрын
Please reveal their muffin recipe next🙏🏻
@Blueluffy-ko9tz
8 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for revealing their recipe and making my tummy full 😛
@Geoffisupnextgaming
7 ай бұрын
Bro is on his food recipe revenge arc 😂
@Crimson_Simpson
8 ай бұрын
Them employees about to get fired _💀_ _💀_ _💀_
@hothonda2k2
8 ай бұрын
I worked there for years . The recipe is literally frozen precooked cavatappi pasta noodles a bag of premade Alfredo sauce and plain fine shredded cheddar cheese .
@soitsdivine
8 ай бұрын
Jordan out here being petty 😂 And I am loving it.
@JC-lz2ud
Ай бұрын
Cavatappi pasta. Little corkscrews. Small shells would give a similar texture. Thanx for this! ❤
@Vaderking-bg7jg
8 ай бұрын
First, hi Jordan I love your videos!!🎉
@kayleighfalter3250
3 ай бұрын
That's vengeance right there! LOL!
@AntonyC83
2 ай бұрын
Jordan is definitely chaotic good 😂
@TheMortgageXpert
8 ай бұрын
Costco made me so mad yesterday. They are so thirsty trying to make sure they can collect as much membership fees as possible. Get 'em, Jordan!!!
@xbanx1
8 ай бұрын
Lol, same here. I was questioned because on my card is a kid, and now I'm very much older now. Even funnier, I've been a member longer than the KID that was questioning me has been alive. I guess I need to update my card photo. Thank you for that recipe! :)
@izzygothic6028
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤ they said put the mc and cheese back! 🧀 he said get F**ked lol 😆 get it boy!! 🤣
@BigBluePA16001
8 ай бұрын
Worked in the deli at costco. Everything comes in kits and my biggest issue with that mac n cheese is it uses the same sauce that it uses in the Alfredo. Its actual Alfredo sauce and they put shredded cheddar cheese on top.
@mdeder8989
8 ай бұрын
I feel like Jordan is going to need his own Secret Service one of these days 😂
@ivylovesrunning
8 ай бұрын
Don't mess with Jordan! 😂 He just wants his food.
@jenniferferraro1062
8 ай бұрын
Costco done pissed off the wrong person.🤣
@shizune_
8 ай бұрын
i love it when mate just doxxes random companies' recipes over the smallest of reasons.
@Monogram00
8 ай бұрын
I’m waiting for Jordan to reveal the recipe for Coca Cola 😂
@Bmac7961
8 ай бұрын
My husband works for the company, I would be surprised beyond belief if Jordan can actually get the recipe. No one at my husband's work knows it or any part of it, or any of the nearby warehouses and such. If you ask any of them they all say they don't know, or it has water, and sugar. Challenge might be best avoided for Jordan, I don't want him to end up disappearing for finding out the things he shouldn't know.
@hxhdfjifzirstc894
8 ай бұрын
The secret ingredient in Dr Pepper is almond flavor. It's almond flavored soda. I discovered this by accident, adding almond flavoring to soda and it suddenly tasted like Dr Pepper.
@raydalton7873
8 ай бұрын
We are watchin a villain arc unfold in real time. I'm ALL in
@kymbokimbo4016
8 ай бұрын
I love Jordan. We must protect this man at all costs. Lol.
@pillar81
8 ай бұрын
Jordan’s got more beef than peak Eminem.
@stacyjane8014
8 ай бұрын
I love mac cheese but I was too busy thinking about getting Jordan’s shirt to hear most of the video 😍
@kapnkeggie
8 ай бұрын
He understood the assignment and then he delivered the holy grail, thank you Mr.President
@charlieann456
8 ай бұрын
After the 3rd kind of cheese, I realized I would be buying the Costco already made version.
@studioblackheart
Ай бұрын
Can we get a playlist of all these recipes? Also this is a level of petty I aspire to be at
@frankmartinez2987
8 ай бұрын
Thank you! I’ll start trying to whip up a vegan version soon.
@justavideodiary
8 ай бұрын
This is beautiful, so satisfying
@KingLeo521
8 ай бұрын
Y'all should've let that man have his Mac N Cheese 😂😂😂😂
@illiniwood
8 ай бұрын
You probably would want to cook the flour in the butter a little to avoid the "raw flour" taste in the finished product. Just a suggestion.
@GapedCeiling
8 ай бұрын
Finding the medium cheddar is the hard part....best cheddar ever made and its always the most hidden
@lucindasc949
8 ай бұрын
Amazing 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Thank you for the recipe 😊😊😊😊
@lukeculverwell3377
8 ай бұрын
That stutter at the end 😂
@montezuma4353
8 ай бұрын
I love when he even says "get closer" in the middle of listing the ingredients
@MuMu124
8 ай бұрын
This guy has Michael Jordan level pettiness 😂😂😂😂
@petersimpson4648
8 ай бұрын
Never antagonize your customers. In fact, don't antagonize anyone because you never know.
@jack1235ify
8 ай бұрын
Legends will be told about this man and his revolution
@PenguSamurai
8 ай бұрын
I especially love your videos when you say "get closer", but you move closer to us, rather than moving us closer to you
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