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"One man's trash is another man's treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted." In my biology class someone found out that they were adopted because of a science lab we did with finding out blood types. They found out that they had a completely different blood type then their "parents" XD
@xman5393
2 жыл бұрын
@Gaming Lord exactly what I was gonna say ;)
@YreMm
2 жыл бұрын
@Gaming Lord dang :/ well they still turned out to be adopted
@YreMm
2 жыл бұрын
@Gaming Lord Yea
@YreMm
2 жыл бұрын
@Gaming Lord probably
@nicecoat5004
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: text-to-voice guy: I SUCK NEWTON! 2:58
@masonfowlersoccer
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@pratikkawade4861
2 жыл бұрын
severely underrated.
@frostedyt7067
2 жыл бұрын
This was too good
@Niccogamer01
2 жыл бұрын
7:04 that kid dont pass the line, he destroy the entire road and somehow is funny AF!!
@humanperson9443
2 жыл бұрын
What sucks is that after every power up makes u stronger
@monke6912
2 жыл бұрын
yust take power down
@skipmage
2 жыл бұрын
Um, just so everyone knows, Australia still has massive problem with people being attacked by Avian Dinosaurs. So if you are not a mass murderer you are still less dangerous than a dinosaur, and you probably weigh more.
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
wait i know someone who can deal with it *trying to open 2005 phone* shit what was his number uhh 555 goodbye dinosaur?
@TheInstinctWithinV2
2 жыл бұрын
Phobe. Honestly, though, for a long time I did read Phoebe as Phobe, so I kinda get it.
@showbizmoment
2 жыл бұрын
Your so cool, pupper
@eunoia2811
2 жыл бұрын
That one mother: OH MY SON IS ON LEVEL 1.2O48439292
@lucascraftfunn2761
2 жыл бұрын
why u replace 0 with O
@eunoia2811
2 жыл бұрын
@@lucascraftfunn2761 typo 💀
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
@@eunoia2811 you mean TYP0?
@MrBones12
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Teacher: why are you laughing Me: nothing In my head: Elon musket
@potatoes3513
2 жыл бұрын
You collectively elevate the level of coolness into the atmosphere and environment that you physically enter, puppers.
@KaeYoss
2 жыл бұрын
"It's raining meth Hallelujah It's raining meth Hell yeah I'm gonna go out I'm gonna let myself get Absolutely fucking lit"
@communistspongebob1860
2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for my juicy ass watermelon 🍉 ಠ_ಠ
@zvnholy3396
2 жыл бұрын
It's not that Americans don't recognise European flags, it's that they don't know any countries, sometimes not even their own.
@timothytsengrenyouphpps4406
2 жыл бұрын
This is for the pupper: You’re so cool pupper
@haywoodchablomi8037
2 жыл бұрын
When "free" karate lessons come with a busted lip, black eyes and a cracked rib.
@PhilipHubbe
2 жыл бұрын
But levels 1-18 are just the tutorial unless you skip the tutorial so I don't think you can call them levels.
@drawingcheetah7407
2 жыл бұрын
genius!
@edisdedinside7330
2 жыл бұрын
shes waiting for her son to respwan but she forgot that shes playing S&D
@TheOddGuyWasSad
2 жыл бұрын
You're so cool pupper
@zaragachizanparo4948
2 жыл бұрын
5:32 The Roman Empire coming back.
@TheFluffyWendigo
Жыл бұрын
I sleep like a WW1 soldier who didn't get his gas mask on in time.
@BloodrealmX
2 жыл бұрын
Hmm... well, if "book" doesn't only count novels, I guess Yugi Muto is out to kill me, because last I read was Yu-Gi-Oh! Volumes 1, 2, & 3. I'm pretty sure even I could fend off a five foot high school nerd. On the contrary, though, it's not a book per se, but I'm in the middle of reading the epic poem Orlando Furioso, and while that doesn't have just one protagonist, any one of them could kill the everloving shit out of me, especially the titular Orlando (AKA Roland).
@defectivetoaster
2 жыл бұрын
If the last character from the last book you read was out to get you, how screwed would you be? Well then I’d have the whole inkling population after me which sounds bad intil you realize they all have water guns
@helenab2520
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness The clouds when I expect clear weather: lol rain The clouds when I expect rain: well now I’m not doing it.
@mihaleben6051
2 жыл бұрын
16:04 thanks for acknowledging slovenia
@82dorrin
2 жыл бұрын
When you realize that Germany is terrible at World Wars, and they're on your team now...
@ajuric4606
2 жыл бұрын
You need to consider it was basically Germany vs everyone else and they held up nicely
@Reinhard_Erlik
2 жыл бұрын
@@ajuric4606 True
@nikmrn
2 жыл бұрын
This is the best episode version (with funniest texts)
@swindle9695
2 жыл бұрын
"The protagonist from the last video game you played is now out to kill you. How fucked are you?" Me who just played D00M Eternal: "Heheh! I'm in danger!"
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
eh your not in hell but im in russia and i just finished metro
@swindle9695
2 жыл бұрын
@@isappycracks Sheesh! Well at least you didn't play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ._.
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
@@swindle9695 i was doing a challege of playing 2 games at the same time
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
@@swindle9695 and guess the second game
@BillyBob-wg4pd
2 жыл бұрын
I cant decide how well id do against mario
@zaragachizanparo4948
2 жыл бұрын
6:53 Life will find a way, lad.
@desc3nd1ng-k
2 жыл бұрын
2:40 id survive because its Scout Finch from to kill a mockingbird
@imperialtiger8639
2 жыл бұрын
You're so cool, pupper
@corncrab
2 жыл бұрын
I never was a fan of levels corresponding to your age because that implies we only level up once a year.
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Not if you compute your age in hours, minutes, and seconds #wankness
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
@OgatoczIP I made it up as a new tag to describe a comment like mine being snarky. 😁
@revinevan87
2 жыл бұрын
4:48 uh no, that's pollen. fruit in plant ovary
@sebaschan-uwu
2 жыл бұрын
The last book I read was a american history textbook and george Washington was old as hell when he was president so I'm winning every time
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
You're so cool, Puppers!! ('cause there's more than one Pupper in the photo)
@kakashi3851
2 жыл бұрын
Hello there memeillion comrade.
@vigirousgrub420
2 жыл бұрын
There’s a person who’s called Russian reaper who’s killed more than 30 soldiers
@Mari-eo3yi
2 жыл бұрын
2:58 But his sword can’t kill mortals
@quinteline6007
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Nobody: Me: WW3 just might start, what could be worse? Some Ukrainian john wick with a dead dog: redemption...
@g-saviour6581
2 жыл бұрын
Rick roll is now a random ad god help us all
@mullyzee
2 жыл бұрын
*boboiboy a protector of the galaxy with elemental powers that could destroy a planet:* *me:* *im not gonna survive for 1 minute tonight aint i? 👀*
@OVERLOARD949494
2 жыл бұрын
I last read a Warhammer 40000 novel...
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
you'll turn into a book aka a 8008
@sylviarohge4204
2 жыл бұрын
Ragequit with LvL4.
@frostedyt7067
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Sometimes people need a high five In the head With a chair Me: I tried this but I I got sent to jail
@lilrellx7767
2 жыл бұрын
0:51 Yeah but we’re forced to do one not the other
@lilrellx7767
2 жыл бұрын
I’ll let you guess which one I mean
@ND-ed6iq
2 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE SO COOL, PUPPER
@dimmamon
2 жыл бұрын
13:59 high-man
@davidjacobs7465
2 жыл бұрын
You say not all furries are bad people. I say not all bad people are furries
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
And I say YIFF, YIFF, YIFF!! :)
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
and i say CRUSH THE ENEMY FURRYS NEED TO BURN
@airplanekid7511
2 жыл бұрын
Dehm if memellion hearts this I will eat a whole pack of m&ms in one sitting
@Apple-ub5bo
2 жыл бұрын
You're so cool pupers.
@drawingcheetah7407
2 жыл бұрын
my grandpa is a pro at the game of life then
@あこ-u9o
2 жыл бұрын
Wait nikocado avocado is Ukrainian?
@paranoidspiderbeans3968
2 жыл бұрын
wOt
@brantbadger2844
2 жыл бұрын
7:05 what is the anime on the right?
@idosafran2810
2 жыл бұрын
2:50 i have to survive martin luther king hah easy
@byronvega8298
2 жыл бұрын
14:22 said the priest.
@thenovadash420
2 жыл бұрын
i love this
@cybeast0076
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness People:-Everyone watching iran,iraq,serbia,afganistan,myanmar,palestine getting rekt and nobody cares News: Russia invades ukraine People:-We're all going to DIE
@idosafran2810
2 жыл бұрын
13:58 i would be monster man
@17hmr243
2 жыл бұрын
do you think u can teach art to anyone or are you born with it ?
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
You can try teaching all kinds of things to people, but it is far different to be merely technically competent at something versus having talent at something. Like trying to teach Mozart how to repair a carburetor; he might learn to follow detailed instructions, but it wouldn't be like him composing music at all.
@BorBird
2 жыл бұрын
2:49 what about you guys
@TavernBard1321
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh if they mc grom my last book came to end me I am died already because they are Dante from Divine comedy(spoilers coming) Like he goes to hell while alive and kills the devil and lives to tell the tale
@Zxxyn22
2 жыл бұрын
I mean does a manga I read a yr ago count Cus if so He is eren yeagar
@lordkab00m18
2 жыл бұрын
2:46 its g r e g h e f f l e y .
@idosafran2810
2 жыл бұрын
10:40 burecas
@devareojackson8682
2 жыл бұрын
5:19
@ianpgmusicfanfictionart
2 жыл бұрын
You’re so cool puper
@kaideo2650
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about the thumbnail man... Sounds like skill issue to me.
@gfd7469
2 жыл бұрын
Why do you keep recycling jokes from video to video?
@ohmeohmicah
2 жыл бұрын
Shhhhhhhhhhh we have to keep his channel up
@monke6912
2 жыл бұрын
this chanel is for people whit bad memory(thats me )
@sadiegraham6478
2 жыл бұрын
#dankess Doctors should give you bad news like a girl breaking up with you. *"Listen, I think you're very healthy, but we think you have herpes.."*
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
yeah like "emma you wont believe me you have 5 days to live"
@sadiegraham6478
2 жыл бұрын
@@isappycracks Lol she's like: "w-what? after all we've been through! you little *!"
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
@@sadiegraham6478 ah woman am i right wait no SHIT I MADE A BOOMER JOKE AND NOT THE FALLOUT NEW VEGAS BOOMER JOKE
@sadiegraham6478
2 жыл бұрын
@@isappycracksLoll im technaclly a woman but yk i get that bs alllll the time from my facebook group with almost all dudes lol
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
@@sadiegraham6478 hell nah clown rule number 325 never talk to a female so yeah
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