Did you know. A newly discovered thing found in various animals. Some animals can glow under a black light. Some examples are Virginia possums, platypuses and Shane Dawson’s cat.
@nyaneko69
2 жыл бұрын
Me: *angrily gives like*
@alabamaman1372
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@markwalsh262
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta give more thumbs up 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@thelazygamer2195
2 жыл бұрын
BRO WHAT THE FUCK
@LunaSangwoo
2 жыл бұрын
Sobbing rn
@drydogg
2 жыл бұрын
Shape-shifting, definitely. A girlfriend is a useless power.
@omnigaming5635
2 жыл бұрын
Yup same, I would use it for selfcest purposes
@Da.VoidWalker
2 жыл бұрын
we all know why we want to shapehift
@aysershaikh8708
2 жыл бұрын
i will take time travel then travel back to time and one by one take all the abilities including the girlfriend then shape shift to a girl and have lesbian sex with my girlfriend
@flamingcat1101
2 жыл бұрын
You'll get a girl with it
@kohlhaascustomknives9464
Жыл бұрын
@@omnigaming5635 was thinking the same thing. just not the word "selfcest." where tf did you hear that. i am concerned for your health
@MemeStreetMemes
2 жыл бұрын
Never forget that brave soldiers died for our right to meme!
@boomerboy9214
2 жыл бұрын
of course.
@natpeterson8313
2 жыл бұрын
@Meme Street Yes sir! 🫡
@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s
2 жыл бұрын
They were meming with the nazi’s
@jimmynovak7913
2 жыл бұрын
This is all wrong. There were brave soldiers who didn’t die, they get no acknowledgement? Not all soldiers who died were brave at all, prob most weren’t brave. The last soldiers that died for Americans rights died during the civil war. Every American soldier that died after that died for our own military industrial complex to profit greatly, or to steal and/or take control of some of the worlds oil or other resources, or to move forward on steps needing to be taken for particular secret agendas that will never 100% be brought to light. Go USA!!! 👍✊💪
@natpeterson8313
2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmynovak7913 Hmm intriguing comment
@tenkosimp4406
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS Imagine having an identical twin, you two fight and s/he calls you ugly. Perfect time to hit em w/ that uno reverse card
@theperfectbotsteve4916
2 жыл бұрын
When you forget to like the video and suddenly a super Sonic flaming dog turd rains down on you like a meteor right
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
15:52 if you cut a cow by the lungs it wont scream loud enough to alert peta
@dcdjfluffy182
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS Fun Facts with Squidward: Teachers who enjoy their job are the best teachers as they are able to put a lot more effort into something they enjoy while also making it so students enjoy their lessons too.
@bjarnivalur6330
2 жыл бұрын
In some headhunter societies, when the elders tell stories about their ancestors, they carry their head around and often tell the story from the heads pov. I wish we had more baiced traditions like that.
@jacobc9221
2 жыл бұрын
*Shapeshifts into a timetraveling and super strong mindreader*
@Wolfheart-5262
2 жыл бұрын
19:49 as always, i'd choose the shapeshifting to become my own girlfriend
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
You were already your own girlfriend; just didn't wear the clothes on "one-hand-date-night".
@Wolfheart-5262
2 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 Well, yes, but actually no
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
10:59 the last one hes even looking up
@ianyoder2537
2 жыл бұрын
Pffft, easy decision: choose A) to have fun with all the time travel shenanigans until I get board/ archive all the forgotten knowledge of history/ break time, then go back in time to this decision and pick E) and impress my new girlfriend with all my epic time-travel stories, and wealth I've stolen from history. And if time travel doesn't work that way then I still have a plan: First stop is the library of Alexandria before the fire to save all the books, next stop steal 16'th sentry's entire supply of platinum before they dump it into the ocean because they didn't realize it's value and where tired of people using to counterfeit gold, then finally take my new incredible cash of ancient wealth and knowledge to the greatest archeologists and pay them to find more me more valuable/ important gaps in time to exploit.
@nyaneko69
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness (C) shapeshift Why not just transform into your own girlfriend?
@zacmarken65
2 жыл бұрын
you don't need a girlfriend if you can shape shift, just shape shift into a guy and a girl who are joined together at a hand, any hand, so that you can then duck yourself while holding hands with yourself.
@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190
Жыл бұрын
6:34 This is something I explain alot. I was abused and sex abuse was something that I went thru as well... Its garbage and i never got justice for the bad things people did to me...
@olyviermonteau4300
2 жыл бұрын
Shape-shift no cap. no problems or technicalities, only shape shifting
@ultimate_pleb
2 жыл бұрын
C) i could shape shift into a desireable form then get a girlfriend. reading minds is overrated and it rather not create a time paradox. also what's super strength worth if you end up crushing everything in your hand. imagine trying to eat when your fork keeps breaking. or cracking open a can with the boi but you can't drunk because the can explodes every time you try to pick one up. so by process of elimination shape shifting would be the best option
@Dots_The_Demon_Lord
2 жыл бұрын
18:08 Y'all ever just stare at your own thighs and calves and wonder how would the flesh taste like, if covered in potato-starch paste and deep fried?
@CannedPsycho-
2 жыл бұрын
I was curious about it but apparently it'd taste like buffalo?
@localdumbass9355
2 жыл бұрын
Ayy I saw that comment on the "someone you know is a racist" (they beat me to it lol)
@declanhandley-byrne4335
2 жыл бұрын
12:34 **Kazakhstani accent** "I GO TO THAILAND!"
@isaakharder7534
2 жыл бұрын
I would choose shape-shifting
@davidjacobs7465
2 жыл бұрын
All crime is legal for a day, what do I do? Assuming I won't get killed, I would remove as many warning labels as I can for legal damage over time effects.
@kaizerat7955
2 жыл бұрын
C)Shapeshift: turn into a roach and wait until the world gets nuked.
@KylixTheFur
2 жыл бұрын
C: Shapeshift and be your own girlfriend
@koolkestrel9512
2 жыл бұрын
Shape shifting without a doubt I could just get wings and fly away and drop bricks on people
@viix3815
2 жыл бұрын
Mind Reader. The money I could make..
@taohuman4940
2 жыл бұрын
shapeshifting ofc, that way i can have shrex with a cat without being caught.
@negativejam2188
2 жыл бұрын
C) shapeshift. Who needs a girlfriend when you are the girlfriend.
@Voided_Contact
2 жыл бұрын
For the "a) time travel, b) read minds, c) shapeshift, d) get a girl friend". I choose A, go back in time choose B, go back in time and choose C; I don't need d, so Ill pass. if you choose time travel it opens a loop hole to get all 4.
@WiSHNUKEs
Жыл бұрын
8:53 Toilet paper or tissues would be bad, actually no, flamin hot contacts seems a bit more
@isappycracks
2 жыл бұрын
16:37 9 types of sex disease 2 unknown diseases and a kink for rocks
@oddguy4419
Жыл бұрын
12:00 that one guy pulled a Logan Paul
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
Жыл бұрын
10:09 He was a carpenter...
@varshasoneji3134
2 жыл бұрын
BRO I JUST SPAT OUT WATER LAUGHING IMAOOOOO for the second meme
@HyperdriveStudios20
Жыл бұрын
16:14 what are you doing step mom. keep it going
@bingder
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness It's always a struggle finding my dream girl, because I'm an insomniac.
@dostoevskysrightarm
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Friend: “Driving causes liver damage” Me: “…what the car driving fuck?”
@Mr.Ditto.
2 жыл бұрын
Easy be a time traveler and assuming you can see other timelines, check out how the other choices would go.
@travisnightfury3005
2 жыл бұрын
You can only time travel once if you do you perish
@N0XY.
2 жыл бұрын
Me : respawns The funeral : *OH HELL NAH*
@superstarchris3925
Жыл бұрын
0:45 now is this guy referring to suicide or bondage?
@SkiTzo2169
Жыл бұрын
11:00 somebody get me that phone bruh
@tretrios5105
2 жыл бұрын
I would probably choose time traveling. I could get some old stuff like expensive things or historical objects and burrow under my house to open in the future. Also I need to go to a party
@yahyasalim8011
Жыл бұрын
Humanity has no more hope, someone get God on the phone
@jarecoo
Жыл бұрын
4:42 laughs in gay
@cringyyoutuber9171
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS Me:losing breath My mom:calling the neighbor for help The next day literally 90% of the people in my town:were you the one who almost died? (Bruh-)
@thatthieff
2 жыл бұрын
I knock back on the door--
@laszlokovacs9368
2 жыл бұрын
A is out because there are a lot of problems with it B is good but only if you can turn it on and off C could be good but also potential identity crisis D doesn't sounds like C (that you could control that much) so it can be a danger for your surraundings and people E not really a superpower more like the inpossible category, less cooler than the others also with more stress so yeah, B
@Keigo_88
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS "Blow my mind" "Lemons are just modified oranges"
@cheesy_potato9243
2 жыл бұрын
Lemons are lemon colored
@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990
2 жыл бұрын
Lemons and oranges relate to each other.
@The_Hentai_Dealer397
2 жыл бұрын
Limes are just reskinned lemons
@Keigo_88
2 жыл бұрын
@@cheesy_potato9243 you mean white?
@Keigo_88
2 жыл бұрын
@@The_Hentai_Dealer397 limes are just lemons but physically and mentally abused.
@haku5386
2 жыл бұрын
I'll go with C just to fuck with people and leave to questions life eventually
@TimothyVR
2 жыл бұрын
Where tf do you get all your dog photos
@laharsmile8193
2 жыл бұрын
19:45 c) shapeshift, so I can be girlfriend
@RandomKuromiOnTheInternet
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS Soldiers of Ucraine:we should fight russia Soliders of Russia:let's go eat McDonald's Instead of fighting
@zherean42069
2 жыл бұрын
They'll become americans aftwr eating
@viper_irl6363
2 жыл бұрын
how'd you find these dogs
@balls_gaming
2 жыл бұрын
8:52 technecly more than two, as all the sperm flying out would die, and I know they die either way, but this would be a lot more gruesome and painful death for them
@luca_gamer1
Жыл бұрын
Shapeshift
@Mango_Jango
2 жыл бұрын
Love you Memellion
@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s
2 жыл бұрын
11:32 Jesus 2.0
@MRcool-qt9rk
2 жыл бұрын
I choose, F:all the above
@Mango_Jango
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness The teacher: No eating in my class The back of the class:👁👄👁🍦🥮🍤🎂🍩🍭🍬🧁🌮🍕🍖🍟
@epreot8191
2 жыл бұрын
shapeshhift and turn into jungkook
@Kate_Hanami
Жыл бұрын
shape shift why have a girlfriend when you can BE the girlfriend?
@stevycrisescratch1927
2 жыл бұрын
19:45 B
@friedspyder4571
2 жыл бұрын
That moment where the trash writer who murdered your chef mentor in cold blood has her humiliation pitched forth into meme form. Priceless.
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