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Amber heard offered 10mill for an adult movie? Is it a scat film?
@funfaxwithyaboi6483
2 жыл бұрын
Just know I hate you for what you said. But God damn is it funny
@divineasscheeks1245
2 жыл бұрын
@@funfaxwithyaboi6483 same 😂
@funfaxwithyaboi6483
2 жыл бұрын
@@divineasscheeks1245 🤣
@sodone4593
2 жыл бұрын
Perfection lol
@alabamaman1372
2 жыл бұрын
🥇
@justinweber4977
2 жыл бұрын
For how criminals were caught in the 1800s, at the time the London qualifications for a detective were basically to know the neighborhood you worked in. Eugene Francois Vidocq was basically the first "real" detective and was just a reformed criminal who knew the tricks really well. The Pinkerton Agency in New York developed a lot of the techniques if investigation we think of today. It's actually really fascinating. Bertillonage is a system I definitely recommend looking into.
@ferretman6790
Жыл бұрын
Cool stuff, thanks for that!
@user-om2se6sl7l
Жыл бұрын
5:21 my brain went “bop it! Twist it! Pull it!”
@janne1984
Жыл бұрын
baaaad comment here
@danninmatthews5640
2 жыл бұрын
0:43 That's more technically true than cursed comments.
@JediMemeTricks
2 жыл бұрын
Loving this series. Currently binging it lmao 🤣
@l.zevicreations
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome! but prepare for.. a ton of annoying repeats
@pugoverlord4975
Жыл бұрын
14:54 bro buried them right next to a Russian museum
@melaniefiscus9653
Жыл бұрын
Florida man 26th of February: Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek:
@jamesslick4790
2 жыл бұрын
"Precocious Puberty" is a good name for a band.
@mikedeal6460
2 жыл бұрын
That band only does gigs for kids parties
@f4ther.m0th34
2 жыл бұрын
I really need to stop eating while watching these, I’m gonna choke one day from how hard I fucking laugh.
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Amber Heard: "I'll do porn for $10,000,000." Porn Industry: "Our price is $13,000,000."
@GetDougDimmadomed
Жыл бұрын
9:00 In America, if you randomly go into someone's house, you're less than likely to leave in anything but a bodybag.
@browniem
2 жыл бұрын
I have a new fear being piereced by a beach umbrella
@anonimanonim2710
2 жыл бұрын
I come from the country of Vlad the impaler, so it's my patriotic duty to one day find you and make your fears come true
@wonderbutternutterstuff195
2 жыл бұрын
13:40 what if I see a blue seagull scream
@rosepinkskyblue
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@CannedCardboard
2 жыл бұрын
I also see one of those water people from futurama and a seagull
@ArmadaOfGeese
2 жыл бұрын
13:05 A Florida man threatened everyone with his army of turtles.
@rosepinkskyblue
2 жыл бұрын
So apparently Florida man bought some beer and chased some people with an alligator in hand and then got arrested for all that Sounds hilarious
@dereckteixeira9520
Жыл бұрын
12:48 ok so a florida man was arrested after telling a playgrounds full of kids where babies come from
@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095
Жыл бұрын
Florida man climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come from
@Chloe11501
Жыл бұрын
8:33 why TF did this crack me up 🤣😩
@kaylieshelor2891
2 жыл бұрын
6:47 mine said i love my family but...i want to be alone on reddit 🤣
@adrielpillay478
2 жыл бұрын
I last googled zerotwo to see which anime she's from. Noice.
@GetDougDimmadomed
Жыл бұрын
6:00 You'd have a random Ranger tracking you across half the planet, only to cap you with the Big Iron on his hip. 7:08 You can't fuck the Gatorade
@andrewseegmiller4180
11 ай бұрын
"No offense but you would be eaten first." This is assuming you can even kill him bc his physical prowess far outclasses yours. So I'd say, funnily enough, he's the last man standing.
@SiegeTF
2 жыл бұрын
4:42 Well its good to know Laura Kinney is trying to have as normal a life as possible.
@Cock_and_ball_torture
2 жыл бұрын
13:03 naked florida man with machete tried to rob man of clothes in volusia
@Setsuraful
2 жыл бұрын
13:25 what does it mean if i see a happy laughing birb?
@SushiDragon2002
2 жыл бұрын
I saw a bird too lol
@ariwoodward
2 жыл бұрын
The brochure pun at the end made me laugh harder than any of the memes in here wtf Also, truth
@yizhuchen2498
2 жыл бұрын
Type your credit card info
@thevoider329
2 жыл бұрын
do you know why his dad left it ?
@skeletoninatuxedo7147
2 жыл бұрын
12:28 Wing diver from EDF 4.1, I'm actually pretty lucky on this.
@jrr7031
2 жыл бұрын
The Amber heard joke would have been better if it read: From Johnny Depp to John E. Depth. Hey, if you know...u know 😂🤣😂😅
@anonimanonim2710
2 жыл бұрын
I believe you know from experience 😏
@user-om2se6sl7l
Жыл бұрын
13:37 I saw a kiwi bird
@youwillneverknow2926
2 жыл бұрын
13:32 I see a bird what brained am I?
@freireisender2
2 жыл бұрын
I thought, it was a bunny...
@Dragnmastralex
2 жыл бұрын
16:12 somehow I feel a reply with a picture of Samuel L. Jackson with a angry/disguised face would be appropriate for this guy. If you know, you know.
@greyfox32_5
2 жыл бұрын
5:20 hey why are they censoring Ricky Gervais' name? He's a celebrity, it's not like he's gonna notice a slight increase in tweets
@anonimanonim2710
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think this guy is a bot
@greyfox32_5
2 жыл бұрын
@@anonimanonim2710 Who, me?
@anonimanonim2710
2 жыл бұрын
No! The guy who makes these videos. I was trying to answer your question
@rus0004
Жыл бұрын
Probably terms of service
@Sawdust_
Жыл бұрын
13:32 me seeing a heckin bird moment also some heckin rabbit
@sodone4593
2 жыл бұрын
Isnt it snickers with the vein? I swear mars is just like 3 across it horizontally
@ferretman6790
Жыл бұрын
11:57 B A S E D
@SUSpiciousD0G
2 жыл бұрын
12:49 mine was Florida man offered to pay an officer with hamburger for oral sex (8 december)
@laurabeane8862
2 жыл бұрын
Mine was Florida Man gets legs severed while diving off a boat because the guy driving the boat turned too quickly.
@demetriusalden9426
2 жыл бұрын
mine was Florida man arrested for trying to get alligator drunk
@rosepinkskyblue
2 жыл бұрын
Mine was Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand and Florida man arrested after chasing people with alligator Seems like the same guy cause it was the same year
@codenamewolf4224
2 жыл бұрын
13:00 THAT WAS MY FRIEND'S UNCLE! I KNOW HIM!
@xelspawn240
2 жыл бұрын
13:38 i see a weird looking bird does that mean im a middle brain
@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095
Жыл бұрын
My brain is so connected to the north sea that I see a seagull
@AVC823
2 жыл бұрын
13:15 Skyrim black books for me💀
@YungKenKanekiYT
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness me : how do i make cursed comments Memellion : at last, inner peace
@dontlookatmypfp5722
Жыл бұрын
12:26 "super silver funko pop"
@dontlookatmypfp5722
Жыл бұрын
Also 13:14
@rus0004
Жыл бұрын
"Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute." "When officers arrived on scene, the neighbour, 53, told them he was arguing with Florida Man over property, when the 72-year-old climbed onto his tractor and chased after him yelling, "Run, fat a**.""
@armaanjosan6842
Жыл бұрын
Florida man pinched McDonald’s worker of a straw police say
@neidergamerbr1034
2 жыл бұрын
Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese
@ShardTehMetalBoi
Жыл бұрын
For me it's Florida man stood in a fire chanting gibberish
@ferretman6790
Жыл бұрын
13:15 “Tajik Last names”
@ndt_dynamite2247
2 жыл бұрын
12:20 MARKIPLIER
@funfaxwithyaboi6483
Жыл бұрын
I love my family, but if I can get some I will
@starliaghtsz8400
2 жыл бұрын
Florida man bites off friend’s ear in fight over woman in wheelbarrow, police say i mean, pretty normal when you think about it, in florida man standards
@TristheCompletionist
2 жыл бұрын
Damn I really should watch these vids more often
@granautismo69
2 жыл бұрын
I love my family but something's off the phone lol 😂
@plauge800
Жыл бұрын
12:20 I have spy from TF2
@Cake2019_6
2 жыл бұрын
Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting gibberish
@trentryan27
2 жыл бұрын
I create the opposite of truth or dare, its called False or Suggestion, you can either lie about something or choose not to do what was suggested
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
So ist just a regular day the.
@MelodysGentleCry
Жыл бұрын
12:20 busty girls because I forgot what the definition of a busty girl was..
@masterjoda999
5 ай бұрын
11:56 The title said _richest_ criminal organizations, not trillions in debt
@Zedivh
Жыл бұрын
I love my family but I guess that some people seriously get off to your feet from time to time 😳
@kainmoe7646
2 жыл бұрын
Yooooo. 12:59 My bday is legit May 18. Coolo.
@arlomedina638
2 жыл бұрын
13:14 i googled mount apo, from the name suggests i amvery much duckd
@psychedelicnarwhal9599
2 жыл бұрын
13:11 acurite thermometer
@ultimate_pleb
2 жыл бұрын
14:28 i fucked a planet Mortyyyyy!!!
@TheWeirdWritter
2 жыл бұрын
Me whenever I click on one of these videos: aw shit... here we go again
@SUSpiciousD0G
2 жыл бұрын
13:39 i only see a fucked up blue rabbit 🐇 he probably needs some help
@asaduckworth9369
Жыл бұрын
3:36 That is what I want to say to most of the people who wrote these comments.
@vint9889
Жыл бұрын
I love my family but I’m so glad to be able to get it
@zezmogg934
2 жыл бұрын
1:00 play-dung.
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
Жыл бұрын
0:42 call the cops?
@janne1984
Жыл бұрын
and i always do
@flygonplayzpokemon6353
Жыл бұрын
12:21 last thing I googled was how many Pokémon there are there’s 923 I can’t f*ck all 923 Pokémon
@Isotopehatterxx
2 жыл бұрын
I love my family but I don't get it right now because I am not a robotic head coach
@itsyaboidaedae4631
2 жыл бұрын
1:00 was already a thing and it was for kids
@Thecowwhosews
2 жыл бұрын
I love my family but the fact is the only way to do this k is the same thing has been done with my family in a few years
@katsuki9909
Жыл бұрын
I love my family but I’m so tired
@Subhankar_13
2 жыл бұрын
Truth
@drydogg
2 жыл бұрын
"Men of reddit"? What women are saying anything to these men? That's the reason they're on reddit.
@LaserAgentRyan
11 ай бұрын
19:45 bro
@shockwafe5644
Жыл бұрын
truth or dare
@sanstheskeletonfromhorrort1400
Жыл бұрын
my man ash has a *BİG* heart and a *GREAT* soul :D
@maxwellthomas7486
2 жыл бұрын
These videos are actually pretty good
@neidergamerbr1034
2 жыл бұрын
I Love my family but they have been a lot more like my ding-a-ling
@xxXXRAPXXxx
2 жыл бұрын
0:10 FUKC DA POLICE 🥵😏 !!!!
@briansneary7535
2 жыл бұрын
It must be a German shiza film. Truth or dare: George Floyd
@alabamaman1372
2 жыл бұрын
Because of a deodorant commercial. I am now sexually attracted to horses.
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you; I don't use deodorant, and the horses are so hawt!
@demetriusalden9426
2 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 bro what 💀
@GetDougDimmadomed
Жыл бұрын
@@demetriusalden9426 Muscular with a 4ft 🐓 What's not to love? (Jk)
@LittleKittyBeans
2 жыл бұрын
I love my family but I’m just like a dumb person and I’m just like you
@janne1984
Жыл бұрын
i hope dumb is their defense
@Bearcat024
Жыл бұрын
NO WAY A CAT IN THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO THAT'S NOT MIXED WITH A DOG VIA AI
@banzaigd
2 жыл бұрын
Truth, ama
@wetworkxdomain7214
2 жыл бұрын
I love my family but I'm going through this and you are not a great person? What?
@alexanderbabjak6265
2 жыл бұрын
9:01 1.grab scalpel set 2.segicly remove toxic gym gatekeepers cock and balls 3. profit
@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095
Жыл бұрын
When you live in america you can alternatively just shoot him. You won‘t even go to jail, your home is your fortress after all.
@goluym2423
2 жыл бұрын
truth
@tesstickles4621
2 жыл бұрын
Ik this is off topic but I just ate the best bar of soap in the world
@seoulchampion3885
2 жыл бұрын
w show
@kacchanthecarrot2964
Жыл бұрын
I love my family but I’m just gonna be mad if you like that
@PersonishThing
2 жыл бұрын
12:45 I dont get it, someone please explain
@prussianpolydactyl836
2 жыл бұрын
Implying the OP's SO is into necrophilia.
@PersonishThing
2 жыл бұрын
@@prussianpolydactyl836 ohhh, thx
@Masked_One_1316
2 жыл бұрын
6:45 WTF “I love my family but” I’m so tired and I can’t even get into the house and I’m watching the video game now I don’t have to be one of the other ones that I’ve seen in my past but I’m so glad that we killed them
@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095
Жыл бұрын
That escalated quickly
@allisssssss
2 жыл бұрын
DANGANRONPA
@razorramonmachismo4172
2 жыл бұрын
i am also vegeterian ME:Boi dead ass killed vegans
@i_am_squishy6230
2 жыл бұрын
2:52 I don’t get it. Can someone explain?
@demetriusalden9426
2 жыл бұрын
he likes to grope dead bodys
@Lumi7708
2 жыл бұрын
I love my family but I am a guy who is the best to fulfill the requirements of the others are more than just a few celestial dragon ball z ultra instinct.
@csenyt
2 жыл бұрын
E chain??
@ThatOneGoofyGuy0
2 жыл бұрын
E
@Master_vp101
2 жыл бұрын
No 😎
@michelletempest-mitchell4379
Жыл бұрын
I love my family but I have a good day and the other day I have a good day and the other day I have a good and the other day I have a good day and the other day I have a good day and the other day
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