Fun fact: in the toy story universe, a toy only dies when you can't play with it
@sebswede9005
Жыл бұрын
So, that's why Fleshlights and dildos live longer.
@PainBin
Жыл бұрын
Prove it!
@daltonsharp6254
Жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm…. Do you by chance remember the incenrator?
@insanitysymphony9175
Жыл бұрын
So that means that legos that I dismember beyond wut they are supposed to be are in constant pain also this implies that the people that make toys can give life
@invalid7704
Жыл бұрын
Tries to like, doesn’t want to spoil the 69😂
@Waffle045
Жыл бұрын
13:00 You can’t have pregnant chickens though..? Eggs? Am I stupid?
@jonquilgemstone
Жыл бұрын
You're not stupid. The tiny one is just another fully plucked, beheaded, gutted bird. 😂 I remember the original video was a prank, and the two women fell for it. One of them started crying thinking the chicken was pregnant.
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
You may still be stupid, but you're not wrong on this one. 😁
@SupahCray
Жыл бұрын
@@jonquilgemstone That's horrible! My dumb ass would cry too!!! AND I KNOW THAT CHICKENS CAN'T GET PREGANANANT!!! The eggs that are unfertilized get sent to market for consumption and the fertilized ones get saved, probably traded amongst farmers for whoever has enough room for more chicks~
@0daadaadaa0
Жыл бұрын
It's an old Thanksgiving prank, the sort that parents play on their kids, like asking their kids to go to a mechanic for a bucket of steam or a can of blinker fluid.
@DraconicDuelist
Жыл бұрын
It also wouldn't be plucked, gutted, and beheaded... Pretty sure it was a Cornish game-hen that they stuffed into the cavity of the (again; plucked and _gutted,)_ chicken.
@anonimanonim2710
Жыл бұрын
Shadman is really one of my favorites! His content has such positive messages! Now Fred Perry, he's an Artisté.
@ultrachad1336
Жыл бұрын
Fr Fr
@appallingace6449
2 ай бұрын
Fred Perry is an artist, a very VERY good one
@anonimanonim2710
2 ай бұрын
@@appallingace6449 I know!
@drydogg
Жыл бұрын
(8:09) I'm reminded of a cartoon from Hustler, back in the early 1990's; there was a picture of a man and a woman, in a doctor's office; the man had club foot, cleft palate, cauliflower ears, strawberry nose, bucked teeth, walked with one of those canes that has the four tennis balls on the end and his eye kind of met in the middle. She was in a wheelchair, with a withered arm, a Hapsburg jaw, scoliosis you could ski down and her eyes went off in opposite directions. The doctor is sitting at his desk and says, "We figured out why you can't have children, and it's because God doesn't want you to."
@Jaybird-z1q
4 ай бұрын
The full thing is at 8:21
@Pancakeliker
Жыл бұрын
Man Waluigi is such a sigma
@DALWAG
Жыл бұрын
I swear that is the only wholesome thing shad ever made
@gabrielbrown7065
Жыл бұрын
0:20 Classic Shadman
@euclidshield4932
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness If I had a nickel for every time a gender reveal party burned down a forest I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it is still weird that it happened twice.
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
How about the one where an explosion happened and someone died?
@euclidshield4932
Жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 You're gonna have to be more specific.
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
@@euclidshield4932 Sorry; I forgot there have been at least 3 of these. So I would have at least 15 cents, and it's also still weird that people are dying at baby gender-reveal parties.
@aidanmace6061
Жыл бұрын
It wouold be more than that
@Joetino
Жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687Sooner or later, someone’s gonna drop a nuke.
@Boricua_User
Жыл бұрын
12:40 Bro got a face hugger for a hand 💀
@aymaanrashid2033
Жыл бұрын
Saul goodman approves of this video
@Nutty-Simp
Жыл бұрын
@Alfimon Don’t speak about her
@SupahCray
Жыл бұрын
@Alfimon I prefer RuPaul BadBitch~
@theinkyoneiguess_
Жыл бұрын
Ah classic Shadman, the most wholesome comic creator ever...
@Huhn1
Жыл бұрын
Im 14 and feel down Right now and Need something wholesome 😔 Ima search him up ❤
@heyitsuhhh306
Жыл бұрын
Ok but like I'm actually scared to find out how much of the population actually thinks pee is stored in the balls
@NStudios64
Жыл бұрын
9:50 for those wondering what he said he said "I'm going to bomb the airport in 2 hours"
@Zuzuch-r2x
2 ай бұрын
Thanks, i was actually searching for someone who can speak minecraft enchanting table right now.
@burhantkr4222
2 ай бұрын
That was arabic @@Zuzuch-r2x
@Mr.T-ys8pz
2 ай бұрын
thx Chad
@KeyboardTarantula
Жыл бұрын
0:00-0:29 you poor unfortunate soul... Ichose to be cursed with knowledge, but you? you came here for the webcomics...
@HyperdriveStudios20
Жыл бұрын
This is cursed comments where the hell am I supposed to pet the good boy
@TurtleChad1
Жыл бұрын
A turtle approves of this video 👍🐢
@aymaanrashid2033
Жыл бұрын
Saul goodman approved first
@dr.dman348
Жыл бұрын
The war has started.
@megadumbo6
Жыл бұрын
gay men lover approved first first
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
@@megadumbo6 Did you mean "approved FIST first?"
@SupahCray
Жыл бұрын
YAAAAY you're back!!!!! We love you, turtle!
@purpledevilr7463
Жыл бұрын
0:21 I think I may have some things to Google.
@abhishekgregoire
Жыл бұрын
@5:14 can someone tell me what this is from? Also is there a sign up sheet?
@probrogamer8827
Ай бұрын
9:48 the text means "I'm about to Bomb an airport in 2 hours" (For those who are wondering)
@grahamshaw9873
Жыл бұрын
8:42 Oh hey, I remember this from r/Rimworld the other day
@jenny6609
Жыл бұрын
#dankness "Hi, my name is Michael vacum and I have a condition that makes it impossible for me to think negatively of something... But that's ok"
@gio...3767
Жыл бұрын
17:45 Don't worry, Preston's Plack ha can say the word.
@KCandFriendsUSA
Жыл бұрын
That comic is also why Sora is in Smash! So imagine Sora, Steve, Mario, and Sonic literally clashing during the Hook boss battle, and in the background, Jake and his crew, being Americans, have installed firearms on Bucky. All the while, a Brian May version of Star Spangled Banner can be heard in the background...
@glutenfreehand-jobs4918
Жыл бұрын
0:41 you know it’s an old meme when you see the Xbox 360 signs in the background. Damn dude, now I feel ancient.
@Fayanora
Жыл бұрын
9:41 Some of us sweat profusely in our sleep.
@Master_vp101
Жыл бұрын
Literally me
@SantosOverlord
Жыл бұрын
i do remember a school teacher of mine saying to the girls that if a bottle gets stuck they should break it, so no i know that without experience
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
#dankness I'm not supposed to notice pretty women in sexy outfits unless I'm paying their bills, right??
@mhan6601
Жыл бұрын
Lol woah. A meme from Rimworld made it into here! @8:35
@antinixsupernova
2 ай бұрын
0:27 i know the art style dang well,god i feel bad for the person....sahdman has gruly gone through a horrible path
@Zilla-dh8uh
Жыл бұрын
This video went from zero to 100 real fast
@evasiveupgrade
2 ай бұрын
When you die and come back as a cowboy. Reintarnation
@elola2433
Жыл бұрын
3:57 HAHAHAHAHAAA YOU FOOLS I USE MY IMAGINATION
@Saki-pk3sm
28 күн бұрын
the shadman one was crazy-
@mrlgreenthunder7138
Жыл бұрын
6:50 “Oh, ugly child! My condolences madam.”
@lunkystraydog6572
Жыл бұрын
low key peach giving sugar in the back ground
@WinTheOnion
Жыл бұрын
8:45 kinda had me laughing
@corrinwilson2708
11 ай бұрын
Pregnant chicken? FFS chickens lay eggs.
@donald12998
Жыл бұрын
Virgin morning showerers vs chad once a weeker.
@ryomahoshi1607
Жыл бұрын
Who is Shadman?
@isaachasatinyd
Жыл бұрын
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *search it up ig?*
@mrpopo8537
Жыл бұрын
Don't search it up
@ryomahoshi1607
Жыл бұрын
The duality. I don't know whether i should or should not
@mrpopo8537
Жыл бұрын
@@ryomahoshi1607Well then let me make this one easy for you think of it not as a 50 50 but an 80 20, 80 percent of your life will be better if you don't search it up
@ryomahoshi1607
Жыл бұрын
@@mrpopo8537 ok then I won't
@zaragachizanparo4948
Жыл бұрын
7:07 Why do I get the feeling the girl next to him on his right did more than just sign his yearbook? If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.
@hunterofdarkness8329
Жыл бұрын
Bro never felt a woman touch
@zendell37
Жыл бұрын
The other girls seem like they're in band. That one, though might have ended up in the band room a few times.
@mcarrowtime7095
5 ай бұрын
His right or ours?
@DishwasherPotato
Жыл бұрын
The way bro commented about shadman I already know what website he posts on 💀
@johnnyjoestar9504
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness What if Sex Dolls in Toy story also Counted as 'Toys' and Andy's Sex Doll came to life.
@bottleofwater-kw6rb
2 ай бұрын
4:35 you would need more for me, even the entire military wont stop me
@ryanalexander715
Жыл бұрын
Bro the Oompa Loompa Song had me dead
@erinhancock31
Жыл бұрын
People are broken
@SupahCray
Жыл бұрын
yes
@EmotionalSupportCreature
Жыл бұрын
0:40 jokes on him, me and my gf are both less than 18, so he’s going to jail
@tesstickles4621
Жыл бұрын
Where were all these teachers when I was in school?
@blueoltproductions739
Жыл бұрын
Waluigi didn't enter smash, but he did get to smash
@SupahCray
Жыл бұрын
THAT'S LUIGI'S GIRL YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT!!! Xv
@imakestuff9463
Жыл бұрын
My hungry ahh could not work at an orphanage
@moiralane4370
Ай бұрын
My hungry ahh could not work in the maternity ward at a hospital
@Skilled_slayer007
Жыл бұрын
My hungry ass couldn't become a surgeon 💀
@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent
Жыл бұрын
3:21 is the mic on?
@ultrazonomega970
Жыл бұрын
0:48 Hey, that's not.............. nice
@morgothz0
Жыл бұрын
i just got a little realisation for the pregnant chicken.... they lay egg, they don't grow their kid inside of them.... so how does the baby chicken end up in the mother womb? (the baby chick is not formed when she lay her eggs)
@mcarrowtime7095
5 ай бұрын
They stuffed a smaller bird inside the larger bird
@Dovah_Slayer
Жыл бұрын
These comments fucking hell also that person who felt the need to specify that it was a woman is lying
@AYUP14
Жыл бұрын
3:23 Imagine you see this dude at a party 💀💀
@bigdued7039
Жыл бұрын
5:28 Death metal
@lawrencespike7898
Жыл бұрын
15:44 POV: your neighbor is an old veteran home.
@Kingth_of_curthet
Жыл бұрын
Yellow highlighter does not know what to comment
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
Silly Human types reply to Yellow Highlighter, simply because Silly Human can.
@Boymanbiy
Жыл бұрын
Very silly human types reply to silly human who is replying to yellow highlighter simply because very silly human can
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
@@Boymanbiy We all see what you did there; it is...acceptable.
@herbalyzoltan409
Жыл бұрын
6:20 nice
@stunzeedlol6922
Жыл бұрын
5:47 undertale refrence
@averagelightningenjoyer285
Жыл бұрын
15:44 PETA is actually right here, both are completely normal!
@Someone-hz7dq
5 ай бұрын
I decided to watch this while brushing my teeth, 3:43 bruh
@soul0145
Жыл бұрын
10:13 y'all ain't never seen a bloke on a smoke before?
@tomatoto7138
Жыл бұрын
8:23HO- Oh nvm hungry false alarm
@zendell37
Жыл бұрын
Was that the real Seth Everman? Can't tell without his stache.
@Giraff3.
Жыл бұрын
10:59 NAH BRO NEW YORK CITY IS WHERE THAT PART WOULD BE BRO HAD TWO OF THEM, GOT BOTH EXPLODED, AND GOT IT REPLACED 💀💀💀💀💀
@therealspinningratxd
11 ай бұрын
6:04 NOOOO
@chicknsandwhich
Жыл бұрын
i would finish the job because game sees game
@ahmadmazbouh
Жыл бұрын
can somebody translate 9:50?
@Master_vp101
Жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna bomb an airport in 2 hours" or something along those lines
@xagatal
Жыл бұрын
Wow! What a wholesome comic, I’ll google the maker. Wow! I want to vomit and I was happier before learning about the maker! 🤢🤮
@Voidrift4991
Жыл бұрын
0:40 first off, i celebrate having a gf second, i tell him to frick off/slap his ass(depends on his attitude/reaction) my country takes (idk what its called) harming others very seriously, so he likely wont hit me even so, that pain goes away after a maximum of a few minutes, he will not hit you hard enough to cause anything too bad, that could be expensive in court
@justabraziliandragonborn3642
Жыл бұрын
8:28 Just another day on the Rim.
@axdde6428
Жыл бұрын
3:15 nazi is a jewish derogatory term made by konrad heider its a bavarian and i think austrian term for slow and supposed to be like sozi (sozialdemokrats shortaned name in weimar germany) ream term used was national socialist
@mcarrowtime7095
5 ай бұрын
Na*i is a shortening of nationalsozialist, idk where you got the idea it was a derogatory term before they committed genocide.
@techville4217
Жыл бұрын
man censored seth everman
@Hellodude-el1sp
Жыл бұрын
4:35 bruh what 💀
@catlover-ju2vw
Жыл бұрын
A cat lover approved of these memes 👍
@Joseph_Drew_III
Жыл бұрын
Bloke on a smoke
@datcheeset7855
11 ай бұрын
Bro I just realized 😳
@user-dy1vf7lu3i
Жыл бұрын
12:59 I know it’s a meme but what??? Pregnant chicken??? Eggs???
@anonygent
Жыл бұрын
Just for reference, a hen that has not been bred lays unfertilized eggs, so technically, a hen that has been bred and lays fertilized eggs could be called "pregnant".
@user-dy1vf7lu3i
Жыл бұрын
@@anonygent not exactly but I see your idea. But bro in the picture that was a straight up chick pulled out
@anonygent
Жыл бұрын
@@user-dy1vf7lu3i That actually started some years back when a guy accidentally left a couple of squabs in the turkey and cooked it. His S-I-L freaked out when he pulled them out of the cooked turkey, thinking the turkey had been pregnant. Now everyone riffs on the same idea.
@axdde6428
Жыл бұрын
12:09 i mean i did it to the vid they used on the nuremberg trials (can find it on their wikipedia)
@JGerrity
3 ай бұрын
If the joke relies on a visual, maybe have the visual up on the screen instead of scrolling or transitioning past it?
@probrogamer8827
Ай бұрын
8:40 Bro WTF 💀
@Jaybird-z1q
4 ай бұрын
( 17:36) Oompa loompa doopity dister, why'd you have s** with your sister?
@superp0t807
Жыл бұрын
4:20 I'M C(O/U)MING
@bub6215
Жыл бұрын
It took me 4 days to get this joke...I'm stupid sometimes.
@clusterlagg5557
Жыл бұрын
>Shadman Bruh
@friendlym1rifle
Жыл бұрын
Who in the hell is shadman?
@TWG31
Жыл бұрын
An artist who makes some…questionable art
@Cheesykid
Жыл бұрын
Wait what does Shadman make?
@bub6215
Жыл бұрын
Let's just say it's pretty fcked up and leave at that.
@TWG31
Жыл бұрын
@@bub6215some of his art is good but I don’t look at his art because of the illegal shit in half of his drawings
@Realityperso
26 күн бұрын
yeah right i don't have a girlfriend. I have a boyfriend
@antinixsupernova
2 ай бұрын
1:07 who let this mf cook with bowser
@Master_vp101
Жыл бұрын
10:21 what is it supposed to be?
@ksjerrytwine2
Жыл бұрын
Damn
@ArztTSG
Жыл бұрын
i wish i didn't know the context of the first one
@trumankim6484
Жыл бұрын
I don’t
@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent
Жыл бұрын
7:24 sus
@asaduckworth9369
Жыл бұрын
I am trying to understand the opening comic.
@Ixl2016
Жыл бұрын
The comic itself isn’t cursed, it’s probably because of the possibility that the comic’s creator made other stuff that isn’t age-appropriate
@TinaTiren
11 ай бұрын
0:27 I don’t get it
@uspapyrus806
Жыл бұрын
10:20 bloke on a smoke
@dustymedic8738
Жыл бұрын
19:57 who's going to tell them....
@shisakani8396
11 ай бұрын
9:49 what’d it say?
@mewopswisher5342
Жыл бұрын
9:45 anyone know what this means
@Master_vp101
Жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna bomb an airport in 2 hours" or something along those lines
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