I lost my job at the calendar factory... because I kept missing days...
@winkfinkerstien1957
Жыл бұрын
Too many puns can make me numb, but math puns make me number.
@randomvideowatcher
Жыл бұрын
I took trigonometry in college and it gave me an identity crisis. I had to deal with the aftermath. In another math class there were numerals floating in the air and stuck to the ceiling. Those were roamin' numerals. A rubber band in algebra class is a weapon of math disruption. There's a class in elementary school that causes great division-----math class.
@mkien2005
10 ай бұрын
@@randomvideowatcher Your dad joke took so long it became a grandad.
@cynthiawadeson8843
8 ай бұрын
What is two thirds of a pun? P U!
@EvilTwin559
Жыл бұрын
I enjoy taking the bus but I hate when the cops make me give it back.
@silky0439
Жыл бұрын
This was better than the Whole Video!
@sazonsongs
Жыл бұрын
🥁 badump. tsss!!
@dianebabeu4282
5 ай бұрын
LAUGHTER, the best medicine😂❤
@readthebible67
Жыл бұрын
The off-camera guy, laughing, made my day!
@S_047
Жыл бұрын
The deadpan delivery of "plane/plain" got me
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550
Жыл бұрын
I took a girl to the gym on a date. She didnt turn up. So I knew right then we weren't going to work out.
@yvonnerahui8729
8 ай бұрын
..ha. Good one. Maybe tho'..you 'asked a girl...'
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550
8 ай бұрын
@@yvonnerahui8729 Maybe this is why you never get taken to the gym.
@hazyaspect
Жыл бұрын
"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A beater..."
@lsteiner
Жыл бұрын
I'd give 2 thumbs up if I could!
@cashstore1
Жыл бұрын
I remember when I got caught stealing a calendar. I got 12 months
@randomvideowatcher
Жыл бұрын
I would remove 1 page from my page a day desk calendar and burn it...then I would have a hot date.
@don2deliver
5 ай бұрын
My daughter is hearing this one tonight.
@richardwheeler3768
Жыл бұрын
3:03 - Christian laughs at a joke three times: once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he understands it!
@richardwheeler3768
Жыл бұрын
And again at 4:30
@Lu-lk5bz
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely am a huge huge fan of Dad Jokes. I can still remember growing up in Brooklyn New York my Dad would always love to barbecue especially never would fail when I'd have my girlfriends over for a Friday night or weekend barbecue one of my favorite may I add is the story I'm sharing. He would proudly stand by the Grill as with his hat on that had antlers on them with his favorite sport socks pulled as high as they could up his legs with his apron on that said " I'm the king of Grillin let's be chillin that had a blinking pin that would blink. He would have endless jokes to share. Thank yu for sharing this you made my day! I just want to give a shout out to my amazing Dad who is in heaven along with my amazing mom. I know they are in heaven grillin & chillin & sharing jokes. I get my huge sense of awesome humor from them both. Thank u again , sincerely Lu 🙌🤟🙌❤️🙋
@antoniomortem5783
Жыл бұрын
Your life is a movie
@Lu-lk5bz
Жыл бұрын
@@antoniomortem5783 take that as a compliment. Thank you .
@abelincoln196
Жыл бұрын
Omg, did you hear about the kidnapping?
@wordforthespirit7852
8 ай бұрын
Wow great story of great memories
@owl_of_morkari
4 ай бұрын
@@abelincoln196I heard they slept well!
@Heyou111
Жыл бұрын
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
@geraldfrost4710
2 ай бұрын
When it becomes full groan.
@charlenemack7040
9 ай бұрын
Two flies 🪰🪰 we’re sitting on a piece of 💩, One of them cut a fart, the other one said…”PLEASE I’m trying to eat here!” 😂😂😂
@robsimpson6537
Жыл бұрын
How bout, I was addicted to the hokey pokey but turned myself around.
@toddwynn3397
Жыл бұрын
I was addicted to soap. I'm clean now.
@robsimpson6537
Жыл бұрын
@@toddwynn3397 😂 nice 👍!
@genesummers1111
Жыл бұрын
That's what it's all about!
@1badombre82
8 ай бұрын
Keep up the good work 👍 1 day at a time
@don2deliver
5 ай бұрын
I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it.
@SandraCat22
Күн бұрын
I’m in the middle of reading this book about antigravity… it’s so intriguing I couldn’t put it down, 😂😂
@ericspence-tw3pt
11 ай бұрын
I almost dated a psychic, but she left before we met.
@MysteryAndroclese401
10 ай бұрын
5:07: Hey. Quit telling jokes out of your butt...you're cracking up...
@theslimeymaniac
7 ай бұрын
They sound and look so serious, and then when they laugh. Its a whole personality change
@jeffbray7791
11 ай бұрын
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion. Because he was outstanding in his field
@AnonymousGirl1.15
5 ай бұрын
You know he was naturally gifted because it was in his genes (jeans)
@tomlinsonsteven90
6 ай бұрын
How does a pilot like his plane? With a side of wings! 😂
@CorysComedyChannel
Жыл бұрын
This was a riot... You guys are too much fun. Yee-Haw!
@djgp1608
11 ай бұрын
Very funny and enjoying on Father's day!
@rogerherron7718
Жыл бұрын
Chickens drive hatchbacks.
@Garythedog3
11 ай бұрын
That was funny! Thanks.
@JayFreestyle
Жыл бұрын
4:58 dad joke, dad moment
@frankeem3820
Жыл бұрын
I was going to start a new diet but right now I just have too much on my plate.
@randomvideowatcher
Жыл бұрын
I tried the South Beach diet and it was easy.......I just went there and ate in the restaurants. I tried the seafood diet...when I see food I eat it. If I want a food to have low carbs I eat it in the basement. I watch what I eat..I watch it go into my mouth. I like whole foods...the ones that haven't been stepped on or torn apart. If I want a well rounded meal I have a pizza or cookies.
@rrumi4618
Жыл бұрын
That one guy who always get the joke.
@nokia5359
8 ай бұрын
a shell of a yolk... brilliant otherwise it would be a sedan. hahahah fantastic! love these dads!!!
@rhight
Жыл бұрын
Good grief! I wound up laughing my behind off! 🤣🤣
@misbahailia3345
10 ай бұрын
Wow, people still say behind?
@rhight
10 ай бұрын
@@misbahailia3345 Only Dads who know kids might read some of this stuff. 😅
@R3cce
Жыл бұрын
Why did the golfer bring another pair of pants? Answer: Just in case he got a hole in one 😂😂🤣🤣
@johnnyfleming522
9 ай бұрын
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo and the raccoon that it could be done without getting squished.
@brilanto
8 ай бұрын
You like 'Rango'?
@don2deliver
5 ай бұрын
It's socks.
@misbahailia3345
10 ай бұрын
The last one was savage!
@iannadeau5353
Жыл бұрын
What kind of a car does an egg drive? A Shellby. Or a beater. 😁
@pahoskins
Жыл бұрын
You guys are great! Laughed till I cried!
@lsteiner
Жыл бұрын
The news was depressing today. "selling quack" cleared that all away!
@don2deliver
5 ай бұрын
There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Ones that can count and ones that can't count.
@winkfinkerstien1957
Жыл бұрын
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. 🌎
@lsteiner
Жыл бұрын
That sounds like Stephen Wright on-liner!
@kaptaink6960
9 ай бұрын
What do you a man who sits on the edge of a mountain? Cliff!
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes
Жыл бұрын
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
@cynthiawadeson8843
8 ай бұрын
Very creative of you Henry--what's your favorite joke in English?
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes
8 ай бұрын
it's very hard to name one@@cynthiawadeson8843
@RangerCaptain11A
Жыл бұрын
rockin' the dad gut too.
@emmas9928
Жыл бұрын
I laughed at every joke.
@Cypher791
Жыл бұрын
5:35 Nailed it
@user-vn6mb8im8w
8 ай бұрын
My thought exactly! 😃
@Jay-nb1ss
Жыл бұрын
That was pretty good! Lol😆
@robertthompson3941
Жыл бұрын
Jay Mason?
@christibritton1436
Ай бұрын
As a bookkeeper I would regularly go to bank to get change for the tills. Used to ask teller for a dollars worth of twenties.
@R3cce
Жыл бұрын
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Answer: Bison (bye son) 😂😂🤣🤣
@BHambee
Жыл бұрын
Unpossible …. 5 out of 4 😂
@RJLightning68
Жыл бұрын
Y'all make me laugh too hard
@wendystrong3827
Жыл бұрын
These jokes are really funny!!
@michaelireland7239
Ай бұрын
5 out of 4 struggle with maths that is gold
@fayereeves6568
Жыл бұрын
I like them best when the guys laugh
@shepatown
Жыл бұрын
I was going to go to the paranormal convention but it got cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. So now I'm just watching dad jokes on youtube.
@jmrdrgz
7 ай бұрын
Just the pressure you put yourself under even before the joke, I think that is what creates the crack before the wall falls down.
@Nako3
10 ай бұрын
I wish there was more of this
@tatenaugle
10 ай бұрын
Check out part 2 on my channel!
@Nako3
10 ай бұрын
@@tatenaugle Oh I did already haha :D
@handsonwithblg4949
8 ай бұрын
What kind of a car does an egg drive ? A Beater ! Woka Woka !! Better then theirs .
@freedomson1
Жыл бұрын
I like!
@AlfonzoJenkins
Жыл бұрын
Enjoying the jokes...
@bobesposito7235
Жыл бұрын
my kind of jokes, but GROAN.
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts
Жыл бұрын
*See Your Future As Bright Like Stars Because The Universe Will Also See It Like That* _# Ishtiaque Ahmed_
@authorcls7164
Жыл бұрын
God is not the universe. God MADE the universe.
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts
Жыл бұрын
@@authorcls7164 correct you are dear brother .. ✅🤗 "Because Wants You To See Your Future Bright"
@nickhand8054
Жыл бұрын
An imam, a bishop and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look at them and says "is this some kind of joke?"
@randomvideowatcher
Жыл бұрын
A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm.....he says "I'll have a drink for me and one for the road." A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and are stopped just inside the door by the doorman.He says "you can go in but don't start anything."
@alysonhoch8730
Жыл бұрын
So so funny jokes
@Black_Flag_Studios
7 ай бұрын
Tate we gotta start our own Airsoft field
@ScienceFan1859
Жыл бұрын
1:28 “why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them? So they can scanthenavyin…
@travisbrink8837
Жыл бұрын
Egg drives an egg car ton
@stirlingmin
Жыл бұрын
I find carrot sticks really confusing. Are they a reward or a punishment?
@brucemartini2288
Жыл бұрын
Why is 007, Always in a " sticky" situation? He's a BONDing Agent
@deairmen
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize Jason was that funny
@coleenburris6816
Жыл бұрын
ICU!!!!
@dustinmackbee5213
2 ай бұрын
Was that Kawai Leonard laughing at :59? 😂
@brucemartini2288
Жыл бұрын
Q) what did mother giraffe say to bad teenage giraffe? A) Im not sticking my neck out for you
@berniefynn6623
Жыл бұрын
HAY Bales are not square, rectangular.
@RavellJamesMartin
Жыл бұрын
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is twenty too
@Warrenwalker30
Жыл бұрын
I lost it at im working on it
@graemedickey3638
Жыл бұрын
David is the smallest, he played in Saul’s ear
@a.n.7863
9 ай бұрын
Knee-high-miah should have been the punch line instead of the thing about Peter.
@WealthNMe
Жыл бұрын
Peak a boo…… ICU
@paulflint6254
Жыл бұрын
Whats white and black and red all over? A murdered Zebra
@genuin8588
8 ай бұрын
why was the french fry running?..... he was trying to catch up!
@jenniferwinn3483
Жыл бұрын
I have a joke what’s a fish with no eye? (joke) a fsh 😂
@richardbrower457
Жыл бұрын
The eggs that I have asked say the drive Nash Scramblers.
@izzy8919
Жыл бұрын
A beater
@erichiguera
4 ай бұрын
note:to self. 0:30 to 0:40 is gold. and i stopped watching at 0:40 to come back later
@LanceMitchell-co4yy
Жыл бұрын
What would you call a cat when he drives a bus.
@Sunone13
5 ай бұрын
Why did the snail paint an “s” on the door of his automobile? Because he wanted to see his escargot.
@RubbulxNuudhistorysnextbot1
Жыл бұрын
how raindear with no head? no idea how raindear with no eyes and legs? still got no idea
@serdip
Ай бұрын
How do fish keep track of their weight? They carry around scales.
@sirmojo4537
Жыл бұрын
What kind of car did Jesus's disciples drive? A Honda. Because it says in Acts they were all in one Accord.
@terryswails1191
Жыл бұрын
Dry but funny
@brucemartini2288
Жыл бұрын
What did cat say to the Vet? Im not FELINE so well😿
@Frank-rx8ch
8 ай бұрын
How do you tell the front of tree?🤔
@kathypichey4306
8 ай бұрын
Because it's funny
@stevebonafede2777
2 ай бұрын
Corny jokes never get old
@kathyedits8216
Жыл бұрын
Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women? You can unscrew the lightbulb
@NaySayersRanch
Жыл бұрын
The chicken could have driven a hatchback
@robertthompson3941
Жыл бұрын
What to”say”?
@roma540
Жыл бұрын
DAMN, that Shortest man in a Bible was CLEVER.
@robertthompson3941
Жыл бұрын
Jay Mason?
@charlielong8317
Жыл бұрын
huh
@alm2187
Жыл бұрын
Usually the kind of humor at 0:21 gets built up too much.
@jeahwinder4600
7 ай бұрын
How come your nose doesn't grow 12 inches? Close then it would be a foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@powerplay.556
Жыл бұрын
Let's list 14 short people in the bible but not know what's up with 5 out of 4. Sad, misguided education. Logan Lisle channel makes this look pretty ordinary.
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