Local woman brings her grandpa and 2 medical professionals to kill ancient progenitor of life with a naval cannon
@AzurlotheBlue
4 жыл бұрын
More news at eleven
@somebodyyouknow5813
4 жыл бұрын
*two people who got their medical licenses revoked
@ristier31
4 жыл бұрын
@@somebodyyouknow5813 And that's how I lost my medical licence.
@bachpham6862
3 жыл бұрын
@@AzurlotheBlue Sounds like another day in Florida.
@magride
6 ай бұрын
don't forget the DRUGS a lot of drugs
@itspurplepaw6163
3 жыл бұрын
"What did you felt when you slayed that eldritch horror god?" "...recoil?'
@tremeschinion9420
2 жыл бұрын
ah yes, how did you drove a car
@lukashaugen3237
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the white death. Nice one
@FarmHend
3 ай бұрын
What a GigaStacy!
@Chris-hh8dg
4 жыл бұрын
Ancestor: *"Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Alpha and Omega!..."* Musketeer: So i started blastin'
@FireVasilisk
2 жыл бұрын
...OmegaLUL
@KVrya
4 жыл бұрын
She finally got her gold trophy
@chmimetal
2 жыл бұрын
This whole journey was just revenge for missing first place due to the heart
@bobstery6288
Жыл бұрын
“sniper is a good job, mate.”
@d.altounian244
Жыл бұрын
@@bobstery6288 “Outta doors”
@bobstery6288
Жыл бұрын
@@d.altounian244 nno noooo’ it should be “It’s challenging work” before “outta doors”.
@TheMuffinman191
Жыл бұрын
@@bobstery6288 As long as there are 2 people left on the planet, someones gonna want someone dead
@Murmarine
4 жыл бұрын
The Leper and the Jester welcome a new person in the one shot council.
@sero.toniii
2 жыл бұрын
Now we can add the Bounty Hunter… And if you count the uno reverse card move, Antiquarian.
@somebodyyouknow5813
4 жыл бұрын
Musketeer be out here vaping really hard, getting high on meth, drinking blood, getting yelled at by grandpa and killing gods huh
@jurassician3725
4 жыл бұрын
sounds like a good friday night
@SirBroadsword
3 жыл бұрын
She didn't actually take any shard dust. The PDs did.
@iwanttobelieveit
3 жыл бұрын
Just another day in Florida
@dede5dede3
2 жыл бұрын
@@SirBroadsword well She didnt snort the dust but inhaled a lot of weird stuff XD
@SirBroadsword
2 жыл бұрын
@@dede5dede3 Sure, but it's typically the shard dust people are referring to when they say "meth" in this context. X3
@Skyeotic
4 жыл бұрын
It had 189 health and the last shot dealt exactly 189 damage. That was amazing
@empressofhearts7300
Жыл бұрын
Felt so good
@andron7108
4 жыл бұрын
At the end of the day, as long as there is an ancient god. Somebody's gonna try to oneshot him.
@robertasvaicius4437
4 жыл бұрын
Snoipins' a good job maite!
@r3ll282
3 жыл бұрын
So far theres jester one shot Theres a leper one shot And now theres a musketeer one shot
@ThefamousMrcroissant
3 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of there being a very melodramatic moment indicating inevitable doom while the only thing the subjects concern themselves with is how fast they get to kill it
@shikikankillzone4239
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThefamousMrcroissant Antiquarian one-shot when?
@Zoomer-in-a-Boomer-costume
Жыл бұрын
@@shikikankillzone4239 From what I've heard, it's already happened.
@laynereddick4475
4 жыл бұрын
*cosmic being destroyer of worlds* Musketeer: "I have met no man that can outsmart bullet"
@abbadon2929
3 жыл бұрын
Haha musket go bang
@Bob.Roberts
3 жыл бұрын
Heavy from TF2 right?
@leeroythecrusader605
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bob.Roberts Correct!
@SinserWoulfie
3 жыл бұрын
*Gestating heart at 0HP after a crit and turning into the HoD* Ancestor, crying and shaking: "Behold the heart of the world! *sniff* Progenitor of life! (oh god...)Alpha and Omega!..."
@BouncingTribbles
3 жыл бұрын
"Behold the heart of the--" *Smoke bomb* Coughing "what?!?" *BANG* "See how it staggers!"
@xandroy1273
Жыл бұрын
The omega came pretty fast
@AzurlotheBlue
4 жыл бұрын
Ancestor: Wields Cosmic power Musketeer: *CLICK CLACK*
@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs
4 жыл бұрын
CLICK CLACK your power is WACK
@pinguin4898
4 жыл бұрын
@@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs click clack cut me some slack
@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs
4 жыл бұрын
@@pinguin4898 Tik Tak Give it back.
@Spacewizzard090
3 жыл бұрын
6:35 Ancestor takes 124 damage from a crit. Ancestor: *rubs chin* hmm
@psychogem2639
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine not getting crit after all those preparations
@tinheart2853
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what happened to me. But instead of musketeer/arbalest I was using jester, and i took only 3 heroes (Dismas and Reynauld cuz I wanted achievment). Fucking clown had one job and of course didn't land the crit. You can guess who met his maker that day
@roguewisdom8742
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine not getting enough damage despite the crit. It happened to do *exactly* the damage needed to get the kill.
@thickveinysausage3062
4 жыл бұрын
@@tinheart2853 that happened to me too on a recent stygian run, i had 2 bounty hunter's spam caltrops to force the ancestor to take more damage and the jester hit a 180 non crit finale. He had one job.
@MrCodo11
3 жыл бұрын
@@roguewisdom8742 Crits always do the max damage of an attack plus 50%
@sakkuyniron9756
3 жыл бұрын
@ that includes thz hero's buff/debuff and enemh's resistance into the mix, but crits are all always max damage+50%
@ClockworkChandelure
3 жыл бұрын
People you want to bring when fighting God: - a man with leprosy - a woman with a musket - a jester - a bunch of shellshocked veterans - a whole lot of plague doctors
@gnosticinstitue
Жыл бұрын
Also space drugs to keep your doctors "refreshed."
@ariofirdaus9050
4 жыл бұрын
For her neutral special, she wields a *GUN*
@Chimeraguard-iv6uc
3 жыл бұрын
"Magic and Monsters, Horrors so grand, All easily broken, By the Tools of Man."
@placerofobs5020
3 жыл бұрын
"Victory... a hollow and ridiculous notion" is itself sounding like a hollow and ridiculous notion, chief.
@The_OwO_Shogun
11 ай бұрын
"Victory, a hollow and ridiculous notion" sounds like "i have skill issue and cannot cope" to me Ancestor. And I don't say skill issue or cope alot, so you know I mean it.
@al7ex238
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody mention the fact that every caracteres as a name referencing tf2
@zeeb2190
4 жыл бұрын
nerf the diamondback, buff the amby
@bobby-nf3gy
4 жыл бұрын
demoknight tf2 i'm literally dying
@shurisatoshi1797
4 жыл бұрын
Demoknight tf2
@ErPiova
4 жыл бұрын
Demoknight TF2
@thickveinysausage3062
4 жыл бұрын
Demoknight tf2
@scorchercast8366
4 жыл бұрын
Local women takes a lethal amount of drugs, meets a god, and then kills him
@longerthanyouthink
2 жыл бұрын
My girl the Musketeer over here reminding the heart that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer!
@Gavlavyus_Rumi
Жыл бұрын
Well this time overconfidence was really fast killer
@Crayons317
2 жыл бұрын
Musketeer in the tavern like: "Now this ancient eldritch horror comes up to me. Now I dunno if it wanted money or if it wanted something more sexual but it's a good thing I had my pieces" Vestal: "Your pieces?" "My GUNS!"
@thickveinysausage3062
2 жыл бұрын
"So anyway I started blasting"
@Benthino
4 жыл бұрын
She stared upon the destroyer and creator, the abyss itself. A horror unlike any other, she takes aim upon the acursed being, gazing upon darkness beyond, bloodthirsty and valorous she delivers a magnificent shot! Bringing light to dark, and an end to this beast, with a gleam in her eyes she cries out: ”See how it staggers!” A champion indeed.
@berniemcburnface6176
Жыл бұрын
It's what caused her to lose her tournament
@kyle4563
Жыл бұрын
@@berniemcburnface6176 Imagine being this powerful eldritch god bent on destroying the world, but your only mistake was making a woman miss her 1st place prize at a shooting tournament, so she swears revenge, travels to the Hamlet, one shot kills you, and mocks you as you die. WTF, honestly she's my new favorite character.
@aibadenshi
4 жыл бұрын
Sniper: I just bagged the world's fattest man. The earth.
@_smegmann8156
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs
4 жыл бұрын
Musketeer: "Ready? DRAW" and then she oneshot crits the first perfect replica. What a powermove.
@BuriedFlame
4 жыл бұрын
_"Somebody call the undertaker?"_
@bachpham6862
3 жыл бұрын
In the far future Heart of darkness appearing in Texas: Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Alpha and Omega!... Texas man: I see you've yee your last haw.
@leytongreen8791
3 жыл бұрын
I can now imagine a universe where this stuff with the darkest dungeon traverse through time. Imagine, the german troops from ww2 flameing down the collector with flamethrowers, or men in nam getting constantly surprised in the wield by bandits hiding in the trees.
@zzzmeta4555
6 ай бұрын
@@leytongreen8791Sounds like a cross between Castlevania’s sorrow Duology and Fear and Hunger. Sounds neat
@extramutton7747
4 жыл бұрын
Sniping's a good job, mate.
@scorchercast8366
4 жыл бұрын
Ancestor: No, you can't just kill an elder god, the very essence of life and madness with conventional weapons Musketeer: Haha gun go bang
@ct-782hevy4
2 ай бұрын
Maa: yells Pd’s: pump drugs Musketeer: let’s do this
@IAmTheStig32
Жыл бұрын
"That musket only fires one shot." "You are only a god. One is all I need."
@DamascoGamer
4 жыл бұрын
The Ancestor has one instant kill move if you have more than 2 party members. *One-shot the final boss* _outstanding move._
@gisli1131
4 жыл бұрын
It was beautiful, I will recommend this video for those who don't know how to use the Musketeer effectively.
@edenm.1114
4 жыл бұрын
Get her coked up on space crack, mark enemies, and just shoot. Best musketeer strat.
@Holysnowboard
4 жыл бұрын
Who would win: the progenitor of all life Or A firearm
@captaindonut5240
4 жыл бұрын
One shooty gal
@user-hc8oj8cv4f
3 жыл бұрын
Ask the Good Hunter of Yharnam. He will answer.
@VeryPeeved
3 жыл бұрын
the heart is the progenitor of all life the firearm is the progenitor of death.
@caster25000
Жыл бұрын
Leper: Welcome to the club. Musketeer: ...what club? Jester: The "One-Shot the Heart of Darkness" club. Very exclusive, I assure you. Oh, and this is for you. - The Musketeer is awarded a gold trophy inscribed with "Faced the heart of the world and took it down in a singular blow" - Musketeer: ...heh. I'm startin' to like this club already.
@Gavlavyus_Rumi
Жыл бұрын
Now we got 🅱️ounty Hunter too. Also it is pretty nice club
@Illegiblescream
4 жыл бұрын
Local markswoman gets high, destroys god.
@jello788
3 жыл бұрын
More like destoryed the devil
@Mrslippyfist666
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Florida man story if I've ever heard one lol
@KevetteofArethria
3 жыл бұрын
Musketeer: Some think they can outsmart me.... Maybe, maybe... But I am yet to meet one god that can outsmart boolet.
@ErPiova
4 жыл бұрын
Sniper is a good job mate, challenging work, outdoors; I'll guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, so as long as there is someone in the stagecoach, someone is gonna want someone dead.
@BuriedFlame
4 жыл бұрын
"Feelings? You know who has feelings? Blokes what bludgeoning their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have *standards* . Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
@joelmadiquinho
3 жыл бұрын
"Dad.. dad... Put... Put mum on the phone."
@smellme6313
Жыл бұрын
The ancestor speaks of the heart of the world. Alpha and omega. Our creator, and our destroyer… I didn’t realize he was describing the musketeer lol
@princequincy5421
4 жыл бұрын
Exact lethal. E x a c t, l e t h a l. Now THAT, my friends, is precision, and power
@ignosum1811
Жыл бұрын
“Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!”
@shikikankillzone4239
2 жыл бұрын
Musketeer: *_"I'm gonna kill you with the power of friendship and this level 6 gun I just got"_*
@ZetsubouGintama
3 жыл бұрын
Musketeer: My stand [The Emperor] is invincible!
@reaper4812
4 жыл бұрын
"See how it staggers!" Bitch there's nothing left to stagger
@BuriedFlame
4 жыл бұрын
"You do know we're having the kind of conversation that ends in a gunshot, right?"
@thefailus4550
4 жыл бұрын
Fully charged Body shots are OP
@VeryPeeved
3 жыл бұрын
"Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega! Our creator... and our destroyer" *"see how it staggers!"*
@steampunkastronaut7081
3 жыл бұрын
I imagine this like the scene where Jack Nicholson's Joker pulls out a comically large revolver and trashes the batwing with a single shot.
@doubleuglysaedfg
4 жыл бұрын
my party can't even do a medium quest without their severe mental issues and my low iq screwing everything up
@Lina-ws3by
3 жыл бұрын
She's not a braggart, did only the damage required. 190 would have been overkill.
@jackhazardous4008
3 жыл бұрын
Local woman kills eldritch God with gun.
@MrIronWar
3 жыл бұрын
Thats an effective kitchen gun.
@rayliu4351
3 жыл бұрын
Ancestor: "Behold the heart of...." Heart of the world: dead
@kyle4563
Жыл бұрын
Musketeer: "not anymore"
@captaindonut5240
4 жыл бұрын
Ancestor: Behold, the Progenitor of Life!! Musketeer: lol okay
@jonburt9168
4 ай бұрын
Ancestor: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole..." Musketeer: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity."
@An_Imperial_Guard.
4 жыл бұрын
Oof, resonating for all eternity across time and space.
@tlotro625
2 жыл бұрын
Ahem...... _Shot through the heart_ _And you're to blame_ _Darling you give love_ _A bad name_
@tbone9474
3 жыл бұрын
And they all survived, the end. Lovely bed time story
@ianmason96
4 жыл бұрын
Snoipin's a good job, mate.
@Interesting_Failure
2 жыл бұрын
It was watching this video that I realized the biggest imperfection with the Ancestor's clones: they have scruffy, unkempt beards.
@ourdailymeat
3 жыл бұрын
Aside from Jester, Leper, and Musketeer, who could do sane as this???
@thickveinysausage3062
3 жыл бұрын
Abomination, Highwayman, Hellion and Grave Robber. Those are the only ones I've tested so far
@ourdailymeat
3 жыл бұрын
@@thickveinysausage3062 my first run is V-GR- HwM-SB , i defeated the suffling horror, the two have stealth, the other one is shield for two turns
@nenn2868
4 жыл бұрын
Musketeer with .50 BFG lol
@SirJesusFreak
3 жыл бұрын
.70 or .75 cal actually. Musket rounds were no joke
@jotarokujo3739
Жыл бұрын
she was holding a naval cannon as a gun and just added even more gun powder
@johncordero1248
3 жыл бұрын
Musketeer: Good....bad......I'm the woman with the gun.
@codysonic1
9 ай бұрын
“That’s for making me miss”
@PorktatoesSSRB
2 жыл бұрын
Even in Dark fantasy everything can be solved with Lead to the face
@latioslad1
4 жыл бұрын
"All too easy!"
@1Thunderfire
4 жыл бұрын
This is truly magnificent!
@imstupid880
3 жыл бұрын
One horror destroys another.
@kalash9467
3 жыл бұрын
Final boss: Behold! Alpha and Omega! Sniper tf2: You right, Im Alpha, and youre the Omega bitch
@DeadW4
3 жыл бұрын
Young woman: check Blond: check Vampire: check AT-rifle: check So before she took any aliases, her name was Seras Victoria.
@Svvicu
3 жыл бұрын
the thing may be a progenitor of all life, but that woman is here to end it
@dadab22
4 жыл бұрын
No afflictions either! damn good work
@tigranvardanyan246
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry lads, you’ve got a bLOodY DeMO on yer team!
@RecklessSatyr
4 жыл бұрын
6:46 boss: time for some regeneration and coffee 7:40 boss: ouch. wait break is already o.. narrator: BEHOLD THE HEART OF THE WORLD.... 7:52 narrator: ... OUR CREATOR AND OUR DESTROYER boss: yeah thats me. get ready bitches %stunned% %gets critted%
@woah5333
2 жыл бұрын
She is not some crazy gunman. She is a professional
@hayseshouhda5730
3 жыл бұрын
this strategy worked pretty good! One still met their maker (plague doctor), but i have finally beat the darkest dungeon!
@Pomlithe
4 жыл бұрын
You are the prey and we are the hunters!
@shivablack2832
4 жыл бұрын
As her neutral special... she wields a GUN.
@jetjavelin7593
3 жыл бұрын
Behold, power of technology!
@purple_1884
3 жыл бұрын
Fear and Loathing in the Heart of Darkness
@chaotixspark7934
Жыл бұрын
Lol. It's so funny seeing some of these abilities after playing Butcher's Circus for like 2 weeks and being like, "Shotgun in rank 4? That's busted."
@n0isyb0i98
2 жыл бұрын
"AH....You might have a brain... BUT I HAVE A GUN!!!" *crit*
@bengunn9670
2 жыл бұрын
When you bring a gun to the gunfight.
@rowanthearchitect3227
3 жыл бұрын
189 damage *exactly.* Nice.
@eclecticspaghetti
2 жыл бұрын
I know I’m really late, but I’m commenting anyways to say that those hero names are gold.
@ethanedwards3357
3 жыл бұрын
"Boom, heartshot."
@dylanr3733
2 жыл бұрын
"Aim for the heart"
@TheDarkever
4 жыл бұрын
The heart of the world, progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega, creat... ops 189 crit dead.
@purplel7413
4 жыл бұрын
Progenitor of life my ass
@kordami28
4 жыл бұрын
It's high noon
@TheRentown
4 жыл бұрын
Man-at-Arms: Demoknight TF2... Nice
@_smegmann8156
4 жыл бұрын
Demo, sniper, two medics: perfect 4v4 team
@sansplayer6254
2 жыл бұрын
The only way to end the game with 4 characters alive
@powkong8678
3 жыл бұрын
God damn, i want to have this 1 shot musketeer
@nerag7459
3 жыл бұрын
BEHOLD THE DESTRO... oh its dead.
@bonogiamboni4830
Жыл бұрын
Musketeer and arbalest are mechanically identical, right? So the arbalest should be able to do the exact same thing in theory.
@davidgrajalesmirage
2 жыл бұрын
Now one shot final boss in blood moon difficulty with antiquarian.
@danilosenicic2441
4 ай бұрын
musketeer is perfectly balanced
@jonopants5118
3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Just noticed the names of the heroes! Nice stuff
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