"i just snorted a whole bag of coke and got into a knife fight with god" -Bounty Hunter, probably
@carlosalbertoespinosamedin8020
3 жыл бұрын
*Axe
@someshikamaru
3 жыл бұрын
This made my day.
@Bruh-jz1se
3 жыл бұрын
And fucking won
@monke5866
3 жыл бұрын
*space coke
@CrazyJXD-
3 жыл бұрын
Yee cocaine is a hell of a buff
@ee-wx3hy
3 жыл бұрын
one shots final boss and heals 3 stress
@notverifiable3731
3 жыл бұрын
"I just killed god and saved humanity... Guess that's a relief"
@steampunkastronaut7081
3 жыл бұрын
"...hm"
@SkitariusNoKD
3 жыл бұрын
anxiety is a bitch.
@pros_0143
3 жыл бұрын
As a true bounty hunter should act.
@heavybolter6396
3 жыл бұрын
@@notverifiable3731 a momentary abatement.
@IBeProFun
3 жыл бұрын
"I've come to collect!" Who the Hell put a bounty on the Heart of Darkness?! Who?!
@clashaccount8737
3 жыл бұрын
Probably some random guy on the streets.
@p.mustelidae6014
3 жыл бұрын
The Heart of Darkens itself. It was rigged from the start.
@nicodemusspinarski6649
3 жыл бұрын
Literally the ancestor LOL
@bellheader
3 жыл бұрын
I did, fucker made me kill 2 lvl 6characters
@lautarogomezalfonso575
3 жыл бұрын
The girl from the sanatorium, it owned her some money
@sheenovh1182
4 жыл бұрын
local hamlet man sniffes 2 whole storages of plague doctor's drugs and oneshots god
@unknownentityenthusiast6765
3 жыл бұрын
Idk man, BH still has a little blood left in his drug system.
@uwufemboy5683
3 жыл бұрын
I legitimately spat out my drink at this, thank you for making my day!
@ego7573
3 жыл бұрын
Rad
@roboticintelligenceunit1a652
3 жыл бұрын
Isjwjsjdnwozuruwus poopy
@kamilslup7743
Жыл бұрын
Plague doctor, quit pouring blood into me!
@moozycla6
4 жыл бұрын
_Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega! Our creator... and our destroyer._ *Proceeds to oneshot the God* Bounty Hunter: ... *snort*
@sergethegrim
3 жыл бұрын
He said I have come to collect not *snort*
@skipperg4436
3 жыл бұрын
Hm
@thatrandomcrit5823
3 жыл бұрын
He didn't one shot
@CrimsonCoder14
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatrandomcrit5823 He one shotted the heart of darkness but not the other stages
@ilikemitchhedberg
2 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔🤔
@HylianDefender
4 жыл бұрын
"I've come to collect!"
@valentinov901
3 жыл бұрын
man at arms: BOUNTY HUNTER,ARE YOU READY TO KILL A GOD bounty man: *snorts space cocaine made from the corpse of a godling* I DONT WHO I AM,OR WHERE I AM,I JUST KNOW THAT I MUST KILL!!
@paulg82
3 жыл бұрын
*Snort* anyway I started blasting
@theenduriangamer5509
3 жыл бұрын
BH casually uses "Come unto your maker" on heart of darkness, planet extremely confused.
@lue64
3 жыл бұрын
195 damage in a single blow is a number I'm very familiar with lookin at you tf2
@leytongreen8791
3 жыл бұрын
You cant escape the damned random crits. *THERE EVERYWHERE.*
@StilvurBee
3 жыл бұрын
[sniper schadenfraude]
@unknownentityenthusiast6765
3 жыл бұрын
*market garden the heart of the world*
@lue64
3 жыл бұрын
@@unknownentityenthusiast6765 fucking jarate bushwaka combo the celestial being which rules all
@Predator20357
3 жыл бұрын
Bounty Hunter spamming the bind: “Random Crits are fair and balance”
@gauthiergimbert6614
3 жыл бұрын
Party leaves as 4. "Nooooooo... this was not... your destiny..." "Times change"
@jadewedge6082
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine becoming part of an eldritch god and having power over the flesh only to be hit with an axe really hard, nearly die and then get shanked by a doctor snorting some weird crystal out of a bottle and getting high on medicinal vapours
@edenm.1114
4 жыл бұрын
How much do you think the bounty on a god’s head is?
@himedo1512
4 жыл бұрын
7
@darkhero1042
4 жыл бұрын
8
@tacocat6302
4 жыл бұрын
9
@DarthSidian
4 жыл бұрын
10
@ahjh1695
4 жыл бұрын
I’d say 2 maybe 3 bags of peanuts, a beer (the cheap stuff), and death threats from several cults. Oh and a great story and trophy
@0jutai
2 жыл бұрын
PARACELSUS. GIMME A SNIFF OF THE GOOD SHIT. IMMA GET INTO A KNIFE FIGHT WITH A GOD
@EmoFoxy3421
4 жыл бұрын
Behold the heart of the world! The progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega! Our creator... and our destroyer. *get's one-shotted* Bounty Hunter: I've come here to collect!
@dist0rt3dhum0r
3 жыл бұрын
"Behold! The heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Father and Mother. Alpha and Omega. Our Creator... Our Destroyer..." BH: "Thanks for introducing me. Now, I've come to collect."
“Our Creator, and our… for FUCKS sake can you please hire some less competent mercenaries?”
@manolgeorgiev9664
Жыл бұрын
@@jackmoseley4959 Clearly Ancestor was referring to the BH
@mcwhooperekranami2035
9 ай бұрын
The ancestor was the GM and he was so pissed that his bbeg was oneshoted that he ended the campaign
@Mat-xw4ww
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile XCOM 2: 95% hit chance, melee range with a rifle. And misses anyway.
@wikimody5013
3 жыл бұрын
That's why I love swords in Xcom. When you kill chosen you get the sword that never miss.
@malfeasance62
3 жыл бұрын
pff like it's any better in darkest dungeon. helion with 72% crit chance should crit almost every time, instead crits 1/3 of the time.
@axelvaldivia9515
2 жыл бұрын
There is a video about someone who missed a 99% hit chance in xcom, you can find it here in youtube
@loafofbread9400
2 жыл бұрын
Too much of a meme xcom hit rate is fine
@michapiasta3072
2 жыл бұрын
@@axelvaldivia9515 i saw 100% atack miss
@TheGreatCrusade
4 жыл бұрын
*Crit 164! Crit 195!* Evil one : ...????? fuck?
@monochrome3168
3 жыл бұрын
5 months late but Command gives +dmg when guarded He guarded just before the last hit
@arbok2700
4 жыл бұрын
BEHOLD !! THE HEART OF THE WORLD!! THE PROGENITOR OF LIFE........ Bounty hunter: "Nope."
@misterskeleton1397
2 жыл бұрын
there's something indescribably hilarious about the gestating heart dying and the heart of darkness just sort of... spawning in, like an NPC in Garry's Mod
@leroymeulen7557
4 жыл бұрын
"Behold the heart of the worl- Victory,"
@steampunkastronaut7081
3 жыл бұрын
... The god owed him money.
@duckbuzz3943
3 жыл бұрын
"I know you here, Heart of darkness, you big fucking nerd! Where's my goddamn money?!"
@edwinvanderhaeghen2221
3 жыл бұрын
You know. I am pretty sure that there is some thematic symbolism in a man hooked on who knows many remedies and drugs by a plague doctor being able to slay the ultimate horror of the world.
@clashaccount8737
3 жыл бұрын
It's like Old Man Henderson all over again- too drugged up to give a fuck
@secretname2670
3 жыл бұрын
@@clashaccount8737 good god gave me a chuckle and raggedy smile. About time i revisit alien beliver and bonzi the sad clown stories... Edit: also just now remembered the schnitzelnazi
@cloaker5445
3 жыл бұрын
He's so drugged up he isn't grasping the severity
@tdwl2802
2 жыл бұрын
@@cloaker5445 given that he destroyed said horror in a single axe hit I would argue that he understands the severity perfectly
@dagda1180
4 жыл бұрын
This made me realize how much of a wuzz the final boss is compared to the other bosses.
@ahjh1695
4 жыл бұрын
I mean when you skip having two characters for the last part and you have someone on that many drugs
@attilatorok5767
3 жыл бұрын
yea but that guy is juiced up
@linkmariokirby7373
2 жыл бұрын
"...snort." [Translation: OH, THAT'S THAT *GOOD* SHIT RIGHT THERE.]
@pitiflauticus
3 жыл бұрын
Another amazing video that shows me how much do I suck at this game. What's this space cocaine everyone keeps mentioning, that seems to be instrumental to trigger massive critical? Is that part of the DLC? Should I get it just to grant my character access to such a powerful drug - is it easy to obtain?
@thickveinysausage3062
3 жыл бұрын
It's a consumable from the Color of Madness DLC, it allows you refresh moves that have limited time uses. Some of the moves in the game like Bolster and Plague Doctor's Emboldening Vapors are balanced around only being able to be used once or twice per battle. With Shard Dust you can refresh those limited uses anywhere from 6 to 15 times depending on how much you can carry with you . It allows for stacking up ridiculously high dodge or in this case damage. It's not very hard to get. Costs 3 Comet Shards per bottle and you get a good number of shards from doing the Farmstead missions or killing the Thing from the Stars.
@pitiflauticus
3 жыл бұрын
@@thickveinysausage3062 you are the best sausage out there, thanks!!
@leytonscott2485
2 жыл бұрын
Sausage drug dealer lol
@dylanr3733
3 жыл бұрын
Love one-shot the final boss videos it the funniest shit. Where need to sacrifice 2 of your local members. It a sad moment for any player but no. It like 3 crack head doctors and a sick king kill a god or 2 crack head docs, a old veteran and bounty hunter kill a god with the power of drugs. My favorite is a clown kill a god with song and dance with a tons of drug in his blood
@someguy669
2 жыл бұрын
Rumors has it that clown tested positive for blood in his cocaine stream.
@declicitous1763
3 жыл бұрын
“You challenge a god?” Bounty Hunter: “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DRUGS I’M ON RIGHT NOW?”
@kamilslup7743
Жыл бұрын
HoD: "I don't know, how many?" BH: "Yes."
@Jonaegh
3 жыл бұрын
Behold! The Heart of the World! Progen- **Axeblade to the face**
@wu1ming9shi
3 жыл бұрын
"I've come to collect!" I love this guy. I mean it's not like he just KILLED A FRIGGIN GOD OR SOMETHING... XD
@mrszmatan2727
Жыл бұрын
*snort*
@creepykoala7255
Жыл бұрын
Leper one-shots the boss: "Rain in the forest."
@somebodyalive6131
3 жыл бұрын
From PDs, trinkets, and weapons (not including MAA) that was 275% bonus damage plus a crit
@terrax527
4 жыл бұрын
That was amazing
@lord_shin1636
2 жыл бұрын
79 spd on bouty hunter faster then usane bolt id say
@fobytox2277
2 жыл бұрын
Ancestor: BEHOLD, HEART OF THE WORLD- Bounty Hunter: *One shot* Ancestor: wait WHAT
@dofima1729
3 жыл бұрын
...our creator, and our destro- *dies
@duckbuzz3943
3 жыл бұрын
He is a fucking Moon knight from that old shitpost at this point. WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MONEY!?
@raoizawn
3 жыл бұрын
Who would win ? Litteraly a god. or ? One axe boi
@YahMum69
3 жыл бұрын
Our destroyer: GET ONE TAPPED KID!
@gisli1131
4 жыл бұрын
After the Musketeer I was pretty sure it can be done with BH as well. You proved me right, great work again. Edit: I realized that you did it earlier, but somehow your video about the Musketeer was the first I found.
@gabrielpelegrini6135
3 жыл бұрын
My man snorted a whole bag of molars
@91Turles
2 жыл бұрын
So in the end, the narrator was talking about the Bounty Hunter, not the god... What a twist!!
@Spong388
Жыл бұрын
Rain in the forest Truly Amusing.. Fog Before Sunrise See how it staggers I''ve come to collect
@lyonsbane9
3 жыл бұрын
bounty hunter just doin' his job; couldn't care less that it's a god
@curiouswanderer7187
3 жыл бұрын
You are amazing, truly a genius. I wonder how long it took you to master such tactics..
@saddoombringer2149
3 жыл бұрын
I mean drugs will give power until you get afflicted
@Рыцарьдлябедных
3 жыл бұрын
The randow in the game so unfair so it doesn't evrn mercy on final boss. I once left the boss 3 lvl by 1 hp and I runed with one stresed character with legandary artifacts of her dead teamates. THIS IS WAS LEGACY STORY.
@bellheader
3 жыл бұрын
Based and dungeonpilled
@IRON_KING_KNIGHT
3 жыл бұрын
Wait! There’s a final boss?????
@metachrist723
3 жыл бұрын
Rain in the forest.
@MrDrakonion
3 жыл бұрын
He has come to collect He has come to collect
@codyarcher3263
3 жыл бұрын
Russian gets high and one shots god, more tonight at 7.
@Toastoffire100
3 жыл бұрын
*snort*
@user-glistpetrovich
3 жыл бұрын
А я всегда говорил, что наёмник имба!
@farmboyjunior
3 жыл бұрын
4:57 'Ill get you bitch!'
@steadmanman940
2 жыл бұрын
How the tables have turned... who's doing the instakills now, huh!?
@streamighostedkevinjonasby4409
3 жыл бұрын
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
@Luckymann1223
3 жыл бұрын
*Crit - 195 Dmg* I think I've seen that in another game...
@ryvn_ryvn_18
Жыл бұрын
...hm.
@ProfYago
Жыл бұрын
BH: I don't know who I am, where I am, How I've ended up here... but if I have an axe and this criature is ugly, I must kill it.
@tikki2340
Ай бұрын
This is possibly the most realistic portrayal of the kind of humans that could actually win against a god
@ankoku37
3 жыл бұрын
Huffing space dust makes you invincible. Watch me 1v1 god fucking zoinked out of my gourd.
@annsh.6487
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao why did I click on this thinking it would be like the abyss entity or something, I'm like 3% into the game
@chocmilk6487
3 жыл бұрын
Abyss enti- you mean the Shambler?
@pointynoodle
3 жыл бұрын
only a 39.5% chance of success.
@AN-iz2ku
5 ай бұрын
Bounty Hunter one shots final boss!!! holy Bounty Hunter : ....
@tdimensional6733
3 жыл бұрын
yeah he sure did snort something alright
@thesaladman8400
3 жыл бұрын
"Begone thot!" Ancestor, I think
@diezray
3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck this game looks boring!
@DanteCrowlley
3 жыл бұрын
*Gimme those trinkets*
@kneecappahkappa5535
2 жыл бұрын
Resurrection mechanics are so lazy.
@dakami6929
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, final boss
@brendanbrogan1687
3 жыл бұрын
A singular strike!
@panuli
3 жыл бұрын
**bonk**
@falseking989
2 жыл бұрын
Where's the boss go?
@jshwanTTV
7 ай бұрын
Thanks for the reference. Cleared up to DD3 deathless on week 75, still have region/cc/roaming bosses left. Planning on using BH to OTK Heart.
@thickveinysausage3062
7 ай бұрын
If you wanna do it deathless i recommend 2 manning it with maa + crus/flag or setting up a 2 hit kill with both characters outspeeding everyone else like here kzitem.info/news/bejne/yWhqsqV_kJaJZ6wsi=JfKqOLesLZ7cFWCe i think 2 man is still safer tho
@jshwanTTV
7 ай бұрын
I would 2 man it but I want the flex of 4 manning the heart deathless @@thickveinysausage3062
@jshwanTTV
7 ай бұрын
welp asshole decided not to crit. I used a pen instead of a wounding helmet so my dmg was a little off too @@thickveinysausage3062
@jshwanTTV
7 ай бұрын
YT not posting my comments or something. Got fucked at the heart, used a pen instead if a wounding helmet so my dmg was a little off but at the end of the day I didnt crit so GG.@@thickveinysausage3062
@HelmuthGerka
3 жыл бұрын
How long does it take to finish this game usually?
@armandobelloso4802
2 жыл бұрын
I’m 30 hours in and I still haven’t gotten to the final boss. It’s punishing.
@KahilaTheArtSlime
2 жыл бұрын
This might be a late response, but anywhere from 30 to 60 hours casually, 100 if 100%, and then theres DLC and mods and oh my
@weirdokitty773
2 жыл бұрын
True Chad
@kaloyanangelov8042
2 жыл бұрын
snort snort
@juanmanuelhernandezvega3264
2 жыл бұрын
Drugs end conflicts and save lives as seen in the video.
@Yelia-
3 жыл бұрын
I only come back here to reread the 11/10 comments
@JJ-dr7vs
3 жыл бұрын
Shame this isn't viable.anymore.
@Fitzkrieg
3 жыл бұрын
Hmph
@Wingspand1
2 жыл бұрын
I saw more then one hit, or does the clones not count?
@EmperorMatticusII
3 жыл бұрын
Some creator..NO. SOME DESTROYER. SHEESH.
@drybeanz1995
3 жыл бұрын
this title is a lie
@_Caine_
3 жыл бұрын
*snorts*
@wreckcelsior
3 жыл бұрын
I can't add any more than what has already been said. Thanks TVS. cheers.
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