DWMW 5: Myco's Shrooms
Mike and Dan are in their apartment franticly searching for the phone they lost at the 4/20 party, the previous night. The apartment is turned over as if some wild animal has ransacked it.
DAN:(Frustrated) WE ARE FUCKED! I don't think it's here. Dam it, we searched every inch of this place.
MIKE:(Feeling nervous) yeah, the bar was a bust, and I don't think those mushrooms on the pizza were...
Suddenly, Myco their organic shroom supplier, a Toltec dreamer and Mayan day keeper, enters the room holding a large bag of shrooms.
MYCO:(Excitingly) Guys I did It! That was a new strain! I think this is it, I think this is the one!
Dan and Mike barely pay any attention to Myco.
MIKE: Not now Myco, this isn't a good time.
DAN: Yeah, unless you happen to know what we did with my phone last night, we're not really in the mood for shrooms.
MYCO: No, no you don't understand. I took some last night too.
Dan and Mike exchange curious looks. It becomes obvious where the mushrooms came from.
MIKE: Shit! You were there last night? we should have known the shrooms came from you!
DAN: trippy, I just don't remember you at the party?
MYCO: You two were already gassed out by the time I got there. When I told you I had a new strain for you two try you didn't hesitate to eat about a quarter each, fuckin wild man I was shook, but inspired, I wasn't going to let you converse with the trickster without me!
DAN: Wait, so does that mean you know what we did last night after we ate the shrooms?
MYCO: nah man I had to ride, but I ate them when I got to the house and let me tell you, it was some crazy shit! I saw a city of golden light, there were these shadow figures standing over me, and I swore there was this octopus like alien inspecting my body, no homo. (Laughing)
MIKE:(Disappointed) This is no time for anal-probing jokes, were in some real shit. We need to retrace our steps from the 4/20 part and we at that pizza and then were at a loss. The vinny's was a dead-end so now we checking The Apartment.
DAN:(Feeling weird) Seriously, Bad Vibes.
DWMW 5 Script: www.minds.com/SatoriD/blog/dw...
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