The sad truth, I have borderlands 3 on pc, runs like shit, I got borderlands 3 on my ps5, runs at a constant 120 fps
@hardicnut123
Жыл бұрын
@@damikey18 it does not 💀 both have 0 games
@ЯремаМихайлюк-ш1у
Жыл бұрын
@@damikey18 it does not
@Explosivevortex
Жыл бұрын
@@damikey18 ps5 has no games 😔
@muhammedakturk3972
Жыл бұрын
@@hardicnut123 It has Bloodborn
@JohnWick-rh1zz
Жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this game is that they made a new yorker have empathy Edit:if anyone is wondering which part of the game was she ever empathetic, it was the last 10 minutes
@nman551
Жыл бұрын
New Yorkers are dangerous
@ginogatash4030
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was Ohio.
@tylercoffin2640
Жыл бұрын
They truly made the impossible possible.
@1zayahh
Жыл бұрын
i can vouch, NEVER seen an empathetic mf over here. ive lived here since birth
@ok-nt7pv
Жыл бұрын
@@ginogatash4030 ain’t no way you still think this is funny
@rampageblizzard
Жыл бұрын
I wish people knew there were more ways to show a character is hotheaded and angry than just cussing a lot.
@senritsujumpsuit6021
Жыл бұрын
Agito from Air Gear does both in dub he is major bromance an asshole that everyone loves also he has a split personality of a adorable sweat cake of a boy XD his fight with Croissant Mask is a mood look it up
@vx1762
Жыл бұрын
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 an air gear fan in 2023? Damn you are a rare breed
@He-who-wakes
Жыл бұрын
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 common air gear w
@FallenAnju
Жыл бұрын
@@vx1762 Air gear art style is just *chef's kiss*
@jesustyronechrist2330
Жыл бұрын
Rogue Warrior end credits song lyrics: Like a ninja style I'm gonna bring it down I'm gonna show 'em what time it is Good spot to bring the noise Ah! You morons will love this Hope you assholes like fireworks Ooh! Fuckin' commies keep gettin' in my way Well, surprise motherfuckers Happy fuckin' birthday That's right Nighty night, you sweet piece of shit Enjoy the ride, cocksucker Have a nice trip Boom time, baby Trick or treat Looks like a party, come on I got places to go and people to meet Assholes are everywhere Fuckers 'round the forest High ho, high ho, this fucker's gonna blow Any time, anywhere, any place Kickin' ass and takin' names Who's the hardest motherfuckers around, huh? Ah! Rock 'n roll, motherfuckers, rock 'n roll Ooh! Ah! Hide and seek, motherfuckers Anybody home? Hey, daddy's here Come on Glad to see me, fuckers? Send me the bill, motherfuckin' cocksuckers I'm over here, fuckface Ah! There's gonna be fuckin' asses bleedin' all over the place Sorry, assholes, your quiet day at the office is about to get severely fucked up Any time, any where, any place Kickin' ass and takin' names Who's the hardest motherfuckers around, huh? Ah! Gimme a goddamn break I have a good place to blow some shit up Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! What the fuck was I doing again? Oh yeah, fuckin' shit up Goddamn cock-breath commie motherfuckers! You fuckin' asshole, you fuckin' pig farmers! Drop dead, motherfucker, you fuckin' amateurs! I own your fuckin' soul, you fuckin' commie bitch! Yeah, a little capitalism for you, huh pussy, you fuckin' shit-eating pig? Time to move, I've got bad guys to send to commie heaven
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this game has an option to reduce the MC's dialogue. Not the blur, or the screen size, or the graphics quality. The DIALOGUE. They knew. They fucking knew what they were doing.
@teslashark
Жыл бұрын
The High on Life syndrome again
@emperortime2356
Жыл бұрын
Must be a joke right? Right?!!
@Crispifordthe3rd515
Жыл бұрын
They did the same with High on Life. Looks like both studios knew how annoying their characters were gonna be.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
Жыл бұрын
@@Crispifordthe3rd515 feels like the annoying kid in school who'll do something stupid to blame you for it.
@cornparade6874
Жыл бұрын
So this game is on the level of Bubsy
@everett1161
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist fray is just a homeless New Yorker that took 50 Benadryl‘s and a pound of ketamine and she’s really just overdosing on a park bench the entire game.
@abrahamwashington8579
Жыл бұрын
Actually to be realistic it would be fentanyl and benzos. I live like 4 hours away from ny. Im in pa so all the dope around here comes from NY (don't ask how I know) ... Ketamine is being found in bags that overdose victims have so they are using to cut the fet but still. Besides that I agree completely
@randomviewer391
Жыл бұрын
All in le head?
@POTUSOfficial
Жыл бұрын
@@randomviewer391 OMG CRY OF FEAR 3 FT. SWEDISH PRIME MINISTER BLADEE????
@DeactivatedAlmonds
Жыл бұрын
I genuinely think this is canon
@yagami87
Жыл бұрын
I’d play the game just to see her OD’ing on a bench and that this is all a hallucination.
@FFjean
Жыл бұрын
whoever wrote "ps3 acting" thank you. It became the part of my vocabulary from now on
@3Guys1Video
Жыл бұрын
What does that mean
@sprungle
Жыл бұрын
I physically laughed when Pyro read that out on stream
@bbman10pwns
Жыл бұрын
@@3Guys1Video no gaem
@3Guys1Video
Жыл бұрын
@@bbman10pwns ok
@jesustyronechrist2330
Жыл бұрын
PS3 era acting: - Mortal Kombat movie: The videogame - White military guy with a buzz cut voiced by Nolan North - Robin Atkin Downes being in literally every Japanese game dub
@theslavguystudios4811
Жыл бұрын
I like how Pyro assumes the game is bad just because the main character is a woman and not a thick flamethrower guy
@kin4386
Жыл бұрын
Can't blame him.
@ikaiju-eu9wn
Жыл бұрын
pyro as wise as always
@Sparkle0501
Жыл бұрын
Average british male
@wealthybone2990
Жыл бұрын
Well can't you blame him thick flamethrower guy looks nice but also how could you call TF2 a bad game?
@akkir6707
Жыл бұрын
i mean is he wrong
@moonraven6145
Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine in the true ending, she returned and smugly confronted the people who held her up at gunpoint, confident now that she had magic powers, only for the gang member to just shoot her because the Magic barrier didn't negate bullets.
@chrisb.2028
Жыл бұрын
or magic doesn't work in earth and she can't even cast the barrier.
@DelusionalDunmer
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisb.2028 Not even that, she just didn't put the magic barrier up on time since you can't react to the speed of a bullet
@Myth_or_Mystery76
9 ай бұрын
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
@arcanine_enjoyer
6 ай бұрын
@@DelusionalDunmer This is a better idea than just "hurr durr magic bad gun good because bullet shoot through barrier" I'm so tired of smartasses acting like a bullet would beat magic. If this was the case then all magical fantasies would eventually evolve guns instead of magical weapons. Even the Garleans from a certain other Square Enix game can't even one-shot player characters and it's only in cutscenes where a weak pistol can kill somebody.
@xtrmrage0144
Жыл бұрын
Finding out your dads name and getting powers is like unsubbing from Dream and your dad comes back with the milk
@janderssenviz
Жыл бұрын
this actually made me laugh for like 5 minutes
@Zorro9129
Жыл бұрын
All black people actually have superpowers.
@Skrubscribble
Жыл бұрын
@@mattparis02 I mean being a dream fan is relatively worse than watching pyro man talking about uk shows for 8 hours.
@araamahasla555
Жыл бұрын
@@mattparis02 > > > > >
@novalis2688
Жыл бұрын
@@mattparis02 that's what a delusional dream fan would say
@avosthyric
Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the actress who played the main character. First she had a main character role for the Resident Evil series from Netflix, now she's in Forspoken. Whoever is responsible for picking her auditions needs to be fired.
@Cruddy129
10 ай бұрын
Or rather the people who hires her needs to be fired because they dunno how to write an engaging story
@babykata-dt3ys
9 ай бұрын
Her agent needs to be put on one of those industry "don't trust this guy" lists
@smoothbrian.3997
8 ай бұрын
@@babykata-dt3ys or a blacklist. They belong in McDonalds.
@aname7585
Жыл бұрын
That fact that the main character actually keeps pocket sand on her and successfully used it to beat a woman with a literal gun. 🤠
@theodoreyang6802
Жыл бұрын
peak of the game honestly
@hooting-ton5215
Жыл бұрын
Not even like, grab a metal pipe or loose brick to smack her with. Straight up king of the hill pocket sand.
@doomoftheend
Жыл бұрын
I hate how her tragic backstory is so obviously to make her more likeable. No negative consequences on her psyche from her shitty life.
@qwerty_artist
Жыл бұрын
No see, she's sarcastic and witty from having to fend for herself... that's what writers think being homeless does to you apparently
@garrettcooper58
Жыл бұрын
@@qwerty_artist one of my favorite spin on the homeless protagonist is magnus chase, the Norse saga of the percy Jackson series. I think I’ve read every single Rick riordan book besides the Egyptian series
@landotucker
Жыл бұрын
Her potty mouth makes her less sympathetic somehow.
@captainanus8131
Жыл бұрын
@@garrettcooper58 that’s a throwback and a half. Gotta read those books again. The Egyptian series is fire too
@garrettcooper58
Жыл бұрын
@@captainanus8131 it was good, I just think it was a bit too complex for it to be interesting to me. It’s more the magic and mythology rather than the actual story. That’s why I liked the other ones, as the powers were never too complicated to understand. Another good series besides Percy Jackson that I like is rangers apprentice. It’s a sort of historical fiction set in medieval Europe. It’s insanely good. That and the underland chronicles I’d recommend if you haven’t read them
@G-Mastah-Fash
Жыл бұрын
I love how they unintentionally go for all the black people stereotypes. The main character is a homeless felon that never shuts up and was abandoned by her parents as a child. She also loves shoes and her painted nails give her powers. Like damn, is her favorite food fried chicken and watermelons, too?
@joaolima9622
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget they all have to drop the F word all the time. Not even GTA is like that.
Жыл бұрын
@@joaolima9622 The F bombs are so forced and unnecessary. In GTA for example, it's totally fine. It fits to the characters and situations. Here, it's just there because... I guess, it's cool? To be fair, I wouldn't even mind this kind of character if there was growth during the journey... But she's the same, annoying prick all the time. Very unlikable character.
@Caydiem
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget her low IQ. How'd she even finish High-school? They virtue-signaled so hard with this game that hey went in the opposite direction. Amazing.
@xxXXRAPXXxx
Жыл бұрын
As a white guy..... there is nothing wrong with chicken and watermelons my dude.
@grimoireweiss5203
Жыл бұрын
@@xxXXRAPXXxx As a white guy you are not very bright are you.
@zakaryrichmond396
Жыл бұрын
I really wish her final line was "this world is spoken for"
@ronnelmontanez5308
Жыл бұрын
And then she says 'It's forspoking time'
@Septqmber
Жыл бұрын
@@ronnelmontanez5308 beat me to it
@senritsujumpsuit6021
Жыл бұрын
that is legit a good line
@Zyrodil
Жыл бұрын
I didn't laugh at a single fucking line in the entire game but your dumb comment made me chuckle. Fuck.
@StellaNBellaOfficial
Жыл бұрын
Nah, its "that jsut happened lol"
@nobodyspecial4676
Жыл бұрын
i absolutely love all the unreal engine free assets they used for literally every map in the game. really shows the quality
@ali32bit42
Жыл бұрын
its their own engine . but the assets are probably from megascans so its still that generic unreal look
@budgiecat9039
Жыл бұрын
@@ali32bit42 Luminous Engine was created (work began in 2012) because S-E was impressed with Unreal Engine but wanted to create their own after the failiure of their Crystal Tools Engine and also to have an engine they wouldn't have to be taught by foreigners how to use. Ironically they ended up doing that anyway with KH3, DQ11 and FF VIIR, as the Luminous Engine proved to be annoying; so much so that Yoshi P of FF XIV ended up tweaking the engine so much for FF XIV ARR (1.0 used Crystal Tools), that it barely resembled Luminous anymore (and is the engine being used for FF XVI btw), and Nomura just ditched Luminous Engine altogether for Unreal Engine for Kingdom Hearts 3 and 4, and Dragon Quest 11 also used Unreal Engine as did FF VII Remake. So only FF XV and Forespoken use Luminous Engine but it was always trying to ape Unreal engine.
@Sm0ke821
Жыл бұрын
its reused assets from their own engine I recognize a lot of them xD this include monsters ,buildings ,movement and gameplay ffxv would be the biggest contributor
@jesseashton6163
Жыл бұрын
@@budgiecat9039 speak English
@hughanmilborrow4604
Жыл бұрын
@@jesseashton6163 learn comprehension
@sharpfang
Жыл бұрын
I saw cuff as bad guy even earlier than you did. "Hmm... are any male characters in the game not assholes, morons or bumbling crazies? Hmm, one: Cuff sounds competent and sane. That means one thing: he's the villain."
@Dx20xygen7
Жыл бұрын
Also he sounds white af, they couldn't let him live
@PixelHeroViish
Жыл бұрын
There's never any actual foreshadowing either, unless maybe in the extra collectibles in Lore that you can miss entirely so when the Longplay I watched reached that point (that player never showed that optional stuff) I just spoke out loud "This makes no sense at all, wtf is this shit?" Somehow worse than when they made that mistake in Final Fantasy 13
@clownworld4655
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is too true 💀 men bad!!!! Reminds me of when I watched the candyman remake where every single white character was an insane racist the dies horribly including the children. Made it easy to predict what kind of person the character would be based on their skin color the moment you saw them (definition of racism? 🤔)
@aluorine
Жыл бұрын
I love modern writing so much
@NeonValleys
3 ай бұрын
@@clownworld4655 well tbf as a straight white man the first thing I do when I meet a POC is oppress them and rank up my privilege score.
@AtmosphereD4C
Жыл бұрын
I'd rather work for 8 hours without pay than play this game, pyro you deserve a reward
@codexpopzx2860
Жыл бұрын
Agree it’s so hard to play trash but it’s kinda Pryos job
@quinH07
Жыл бұрын
@YeaMan bro you have so many comments on this video of just that just shut up 😭
@AraiiarA
Жыл бұрын
I worked for 8 hours to afford the deluxe edition of this game 😁👌
@ninjazz4324
Жыл бұрын
I dont understand. Amy Hennig was one of the writers on the game, and yet the game is like it was written by a 10 year old. Like didn't she work on Uncharted? That game had pretty clever dialogue. How can the same person mess up like this?
@JimmehRulez
Жыл бұрын
@@ninjazz4324 fr
@RaptorTroll360
Жыл бұрын
"You killed a child, a little girl, her blood is on your hands" says Frey clad in her chinese child slave labor made RGB cape. Brave and stunning indeed. Chat:"You should've seen what Biden did" Lmao
@Nobody44112
Жыл бұрын
"You criticize society yet you participate in it, curious?"
@some_one
Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody44112 the RGB cape society
@RaptorTroll360
Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody44112 Yea I know it is a kinda dumb argument, like saying that if someone is criticizing air pollution, but still breathing that air, that means that they either are lying about it or are a hypocrite. You can be a part of something and still criticize that thing, although wearing a RGB cape isn't the same as breathing polluted air, because that's the only air one has access to, or eating unhealthy food because it's the only thing a person can afford.
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144
Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody44112 this is such a dumb quote. “Curious🤓” lolll Obviously you can criticize society while still taking part in it. Just because you criticize something doesn’t mean you hate it. Like if you said the walls on your house were old and shattered does that mean you would rather live outside?
@ThePaulper
Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody44112 you simply cannot criticize something that you have no experience in
@seanfarley4442
Жыл бұрын
While I was watching this I looked up forspoken and one of the first things I get is an article talking about how Forspoken has such an emotional and powerful ending, has well-developed story and characters, and has a message about sacrifice (because you can't be with the cat I guess), and goes on to say "the game’s developer, Square Enix, has not confirmed a sequel, but Forspoken’s open-ended ending has left fans hoping for more. A sequel would give players the chance to continue their journey with Frey and her companions, and explore the game’s rich world even further. A Forspoken sequel, or Forspoken 2, would be a great opportunity for Square Enix to build on the mixed and critical acclaims of the first game, attracting new players and retaining existing fans. With its stunning visuals, captivating storyline, and immersive gameplay, a Forspoken 2 would be a welcome addition to the gaming world." I hate video game journalists so much
@grimoireweiss5203
Жыл бұрын
Any "fan" who liked this will forget the game few days later. I watched few videos like this. Pyro predicted "main villain" twist. Another guy just after beating the dragon predicted it's protagonists mom.Etc etc. It's just such a predictable game with shitty characters full of stereotypes. The game is just a map with plain empty looking areas where you spam abilities against brain dead AI. I don't care if people had fun playing this. They should not lie to themselves and most importantly to others that this is amazing game. Forspoken just should be Unspoken.
@witchinggecko4271
Жыл бұрын
Official critics are worthless. They have their woke list to check off and every other opinion is paid for
@Vanished584
Жыл бұрын
Forspoken 2: NFT overload
@ejm1225
Жыл бұрын
@@grimoireweiss5203 Forspoken? More like Forsaken.
@jacobd6315
Жыл бұрын
probably just shilling for the good graces of Squeenix so that they get invited to pre release events, as they all do. No honesty about anything, because honesty is bad for business.
@SOoshi_art
Жыл бұрын
My favorite part about this is the guy for the 500th time asking pyro if the game is good hoping for him to change his answer
@abigcupofwater
Жыл бұрын
Phenomenal.
@thediam0nddrag0n78
Жыл бұрын
It's like how during every Phisnom stream, there's always someone asking him "Are you having fun yet" (Mostly to trigger PTSD from his first FNAF Security Breach stream)
@SOoshi_art
Жыл бұрын
@@thediam0nddrag0n78 lmaoo
@one_1111
Жыл бұрын
I saw the stream and Pyro took 5 minutes to turn on subtitles. Truly a moment of all time.
@kabai1811
Жыл бұрын
Thats what makes him the best game journalist in the industry
@kms4829
Жыл бұрын
It then took him another 5 minutes to find out the subs are in the accessibility setting
@dkslater4433
Жыл бұрын
If someone told me this is the future of gaming 10 years ago, I would have sold my PS3 and dedicated my life to being a monk.
@cooperv.6083
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Max Payne 3 quote lmao "If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed, I'd have ordered a double of what they were drinking, drunk it, then blown my head off."
@hurstmaster7865
Жыл бұрын
@@cooperv.6083 I love that fucking game. I always remember the quote: "I've been stuck in the past for so long, I forgotten what year it was."
@lewispooper3138
Жыл бұрын
Bro fell asleep for a year and missed elden ring 💀
@zombieKller
Жыл бұрын
Don't be so dramatic bad games exist in every generation.
@cletusmandeletusman2328
Жыл бұрын
@@zombieKller he would’ve become a monk to obtain better vision for seeking out good games these days, to advise avid players on potentially bad games… or good ones
@CoolJoshido212
Жыл бұрын
Why didn’t 400 IQ Frey just pick up the bag while leaving the room at the same time? The world will never know.
@hxyri
Жыл бұрын
best ending: you get to leave nyc
@MrcreeperDXD777
Жыл бұрын
What was she cooking?
@SammEater
Жыл бұрын
It's like the writters had no idea how to make that scene work. 'Oh damn, if she gets the bag then there is no reason for her to go to the Isekai world'.
@docpox3900
Жыл бұрын
Frey is written like someone only watched the highlight reels of Tony Stark and Spiderman being snarky dicks to the bad guys and was like "this is funny, bet it'll be even funnier if she's like this 100000% of the time."
@compatriot852
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Pyro didn't immediately try to make some sort of Better Call Saul reference during the courtroom scene given he has the same receding hairline as Saul Goodman
@theslavguystudios4811
Жыл бұрын
Bro that'd be an insult to Saul to say he has a similar hairline with Pyro
@cooliostarstache5474
Жыл бұрын
Saul would have totally Goodman'd all over the court
@pockpock6382
Жыл бұрын
They literally had one idea which is a sentient bracelet and tried to build a AAA game around it
@Jordo246
Жыл бұрын
You know when they came up with the idea that the bracelet was actually the bad guy they thought they were the greatest writers to ever exist.
@pockpock6382
Жыл бұрын
@@Jordo246 "next witcher 3" lmao
@GeraltofRivia22
Жыл бұрын
@@pockpock6382 every Ubisoft game since 2015.
@pockpock6382
Жыл бұрын
@@GeraltofRivia22 you would know haha.
@anchorbubba
Жыл бұрын
yeah and talking armor or weapons are something that has NEVER been done before
@zeropulses9180
Жыл бұрын
48:23 "I have no sympathy for a mother who TOSSES HER BABY AWAY LIKE GARBAGE" You mean like what she does when she was a baby? Pyro unfortunately skipped the most hilarious scene where her mother just TOSSES her as a new-born baby into a portal, HEAD FIRST...
@EdgieAlias
Жыл бұрын
This should have just been a movie. Kid Icarus Uprising does every thing this game wanted to with a million times better execution. On a 3ds.
@qwerty_artist
Жыл бұрын
Kid Icarus Uprising hits me in the feels, Pittwo is best boy
@mycycleminorities
Жыл бұрын
This being a movie wouldnt help with the shit story
@EdgieAlias
Жыл бұрын
@@mycycleminorities I think the movie industry is a bit starved for "youth abandons entire normal world for one of magic" stories. Those seem to benefit from the lack of structure that this game suffers from.
I love the new trend of making protagonist unlikeable, she is so condescending to the thing that si always actively helping her the “cuff” she keeps calling it that to just actually make it feel bad no one can hear it talking but her, and she still tells it to shut the f up because that will help her blend in faster?? and how when she says she fights despite no one wanting her there, WOMAN THEY ARE BEGGING FOR YOU TO STAY AND FIGHT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN!!?
@SouthernGuy5423
Жыл бұрын
Its hilarious, too. Out of the two main characters, the Cuff and Frey, the Cuff is by FAR the more likable character of the two... and he turns out to be a world-killing, genocidal murder demon!? Man, I've gotta say, that right there should tell you everything you need to know about this game. The genocidal murder demon is more likable, more relatable and interesting than the MC.
@TheStraightestWhitest
Жыл бұрын
@@SouthernGuy5423 If Jack Sparrow met this woman, he'd say: ''If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.''
@Caseys808
Жыл бұрын
The fact that oblivion came out 16 years ago, and has gameplay 100x better than this game really speaks volumes about the gaming industry as a whole.
@nousername2942
Жыл бұрын
We are in dire, dire straits.
@Dizzy...
Жыл бұрын
that game is sick bro, im 13 but I've never played skyrim and have 100 hours in oblivion.
@RottenHeretic
Жыл бұрын
Oblivion does not have good gameplay tho. But yea, you're right. This game blows.
@Caseys808
Жыл бұрын
@@RottenHeretic good point, might be nostalgia for me tbh
@frankyboi4488
Жыл бұрын
@@Dizzy... Oldest Pyrocynical fan
@3546546547
Жыл бұрын
1:12:04 In a better written game this could be a phenomenal ending. Imagine for a second, a more likeable character with better writing who is absolutely ecstatic throughout the game that they're in this fantasy world. Truly enjoying it and becoming invested in everything about it. But she can't stay. And no matter how hard she tries, no matter how many solutions she can think of nothing works. Eventually her time is up and she gets thrown back into the real world, with a dull job, and nothing but her cat for comfort. Where does she go now? What can compare after the adventure she's been through? A normal job, a regular life. That would be hell to someone like this.
@TraneFirst
Жыл бұрын
The story of FF Tactics Advanced 1 is kinda like this I guess? Or in Dr Who this is what happens to people after they finish an adventure with the Doctor Definitly an interesting field to explore in stories
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
Жыл бұрын
His Dark Materials ending
@IckusVickus
Жыл бұрын
This comment had a better story that most games, 8/10, graphics were good
@elloo98
Жыл бұрын
Isn't that what happends to some of the protagonists in the chronicles of Narnia? Was a while since I read them though.
@legonidasCZ
Жыл бұрын
@@elloo98 Yep. However they also forgot about their experience so it wasn't that bad.
@duxwontobey4887
Жыл бұрын
when your main character gets held up and the first thought of everyone watching is "damn i hope they shoot her" I think you might need to go back to the drawing board on the character thing
@BlazingKhioneus
Жыл бұрын
Especially when your main character doesnt know to bite their tongue when outnumbered by a gang. She deserved the consequences of giving them lip at that moment.
@properawesom
Жыл бұрын
Foreskin is truly a game that can be played
@zzodysseuszz
Жыл бұрын
Woah I wouldn’t go that far!
@abrahamwashington8579
Жыл бұрын
Foreskin, caplisco protocool, badfeild 2042, all these new games are just so good and fun and amazing 😍 so happy we have such amazing developers nowadays. p.s checkout sons of the forest dropping in Feb it looks like one of the only good games this year
@VasiliyOgniov
Жыл бұрын
I mean, it's barely playable on 3090. I highly doubt 70% of PCs can even boot it up
@abrahamwashington8579
Жыл бұрын
@@VasiliyOgniov uhh sarcasm? Ever heard of it big daddy bear 🐻?
@luisverdin9482
Жыл бұрын
@@abrahamwashington8579 dont forget saints row totally good fun and amazing
@Yelloweyedrobo
Жыл бұрын
i want to see a crossover between high on life and forspoken that causes the player's eardrums to crumble
@zwan6740
Жыл бұрын
Ends with the gun character beating the shit out of Frey and getting arrested
@bycandlelight2957
Жыл бұрын
This should be considered a form of torture and a warcrime. I'm 100% for it.
@yourdude9942
Жыл бұрын
Add the new God of War with them, someone has to tell how you should play the game.
@terrifyingpresence7539
Жыл бұрын
@@zwan6740 More like ends right at the beginning with the Guy blowing his brains off.
@Akechifan
Жыл бұрын
@@yourdude9942 nice miss. The game isn't even comparable to how dogshit these games are. The hints were pretty annoying but that's probably my biggest issue with the game.
@kokorogensou
Жыл бұрын
i said this during the stream but joss whedon has done irreparable damage to writing in media and this game is proof of it.
@vicboss03
Жыл бұрын
can't believe its to the point where people think silence or having little no one-liners is bad now
@nousername2942
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the constant sarcastic riffing is going to be seen as one of the worst aspects of late 2010s and 2020s media. It really sucks ass
@terrifyingpresence7539
Жыл бұрын
what's he done before ?
@russian_knight
Жыл бұрын
Honestly man this shit is fucking terrible, Cringe inducing one liners left and right and unlikeable protagonists define alot of games nowdays
@richardsavings6690
Жыл бұрын
@@terrifyingpresence7539 Firefly
@russianspacepotato7677
Жыл бұрын
This makes Anthem's story look like a masterpiece
@abigcupofwater
Жыл бұрын
GET GLITCHED
@Billinous
Жыл бұрын
I'd rather watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
@foxxdoodles
Жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa let's not go wacko mode there
@OrionDawn15
Жыл бұрын
I'd honestly sooner play Anthem than this shit, at least the gameplay there is interesting and has some kind of depth to it. RIP Anthem.
@kenshiku
Жыл бұрын
Anthem was amazing, just abandoned. This shit wasn't abandoned and it was still dogshit.
@KarpetBurn
Жыл бұрын
I think it's funny that they made Frey talk like a 12 year old who just discovered swear words and uses them every 5 seconds.
@KevinSmile
Жыл бұрын
Millennial dialogue writing in a nutshell. That new Tales from the Borderlands game suffers from the same thing.
@PixelHeroViish
Жыл бұрын
Just like me fr
@colt-_-jonson1743
Жыл бұрын
you must be hated and depressed @@PixelHeroViish
@Cruddy129
10 ай бұрын
@@PixelHeroViish How people put up with you is admirable
@Cruddy129
10 ай бұрын
Thats basically the norm in this current gen of crap we get Adult writers usually consists of 30 - 60 year olds that has no idea how teens - young adults talk
@Noobatron
Жыл бұрын
what wouldve been cooler is that the story was self-aware and knew it was being obvious about the cuff being evil and also have the other witch girls say that its evil and that they want to get rid of it, but they couldve had the girl accept this because the cuff gives her cool powers, and that she doesnt care and that she wants the powers because its the first time she's ever been given autonomy and control in her life, and she doesn't want to get rid of it Shit story idea, I know, but it would be better than whatever I just watched.
@404User-Not-Found
Жыл бұрын
It's not a bad idea at all, actually, it gives the mc motivation to become an anti-hero of sorts. Maybe though, if the cuff gave her riches or the ability to change the past or something, so it makes up for what she actually never had :p
@LARPing-Wolf
Жыл бұрын
No bro, it will be a great origin story for anti-hero story.
@luisfilipe2747
Жыл бұрын
That is good writing actually. Letting clues for ppl to pick up during the story, so they may have a chance to guess a twist before it come, or after seeing the twist be like "wow, how did I not realized that before, it was obvious" In forspoken the twist come out of nowhere, and there's no story indication of it. It feels like the writers of this game were D&D, and they wrote it just like they wrote the last seasons of GoT, making shitty twist that had no sense just to try to surprise the audience
@TheAlamore
Жыл бұрын
I'm just preaching to the choir here but your suggestion is 100x better than what they used in this tax write-off. Maybe when the Cuff is free, he wouldn't kill the main chick straight away but instead keep her around as a partner and give her powers. A good example of this working is from, funnily enough, a PS3 game called Infamous 2. Where near the end you can team up with the big baddie to get a huge boost to your powers and end up ruling the world in the end.
@TheMegaPlay2456
Жыл бұрын
We already have a game with a kinda similar ideia: Final Fantasy: Stranger of Paradise
@saint6519
Жыл бұрын
The game everyone knew was gonna be bad ended up being bad. Imagine my shock.
@drifter4534
Жыл бұрын
I could tell from the adverts that it was going to be horse shit. Unfortunately, it will still probably profit to some degree because there is always a group of drooling morons that will support anything, no matter how bad
@theonlyMoancore
Жыл бұрын
At least Outriders was kinda fun
@sultanmahfries6402
Жыл бұрын
People say it gets better the more you play, this is proof it doesn’t
@Dr.Oofers
Жыл бұрын
@@sultanmahfries6402 Funnily enough, someone in chat for this game (somewhere in the vid, forgot where it is) said it actually gets *worse.*
@HalfBrainGamers
Жыл бұрын
It ended up worse than I would have thought I thought the combat would have been the better part of it, and then it wasn't.
@Raidon484
Жыл бұрын
Okay, I must admit, in the final fight when Frey says "The one fhing I do get is you're not alone! Even when you think you are..." And the boss replies "Oh spare me" that one I actually liked. Like that one line from the boss is something I actually really like. The combination of him just standing her, his dry tone of voice and him just starting blasting... Yeah, I like that.
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
Biblically accurate seraphim legit cut off her "so you see" dhar mann moment
@blueberrymeat4581
Жыл бұрын
I love how the cape he got looks like something you'd get on Roblox lmfao
@sprungle
Жыл бұрын
looks like that one neon armor you get for the warrior role in miitopia
@itspurplepaw6163
Жыл бұрын
bro ong
@fryingraijin
Жыл бұрын
Those one liners were very reminiscent of Life is Strange; the way you look at stuff and the main character _has to say something every time_ Thank you, Square Enix.
@Zearo298
Жыл бұрын
I mean, in that game they comment when you press a button to specifically observe something. In this game she just talks constantly whether you're trying to observe something or not.
@Vanished584
Жыл бұрын
Forespoken took it from Life is strange and life is strange took it from Silent Hill
@housewilma4904
Жыл бұрын
but life is strange had a excuse as it was essentially a modern point and click adventure game the characters never shutting up was always a thing in those types of games. plus as cringe as it could get alot of the time the writing is just lightyears and lightyears ahead of forspoken in eveyway.
@UmbraMan1
Жыл бұрын
@@housewilma4904 Chloe might be more annoying than Frey honestly
@absolutelydegenerate1900
Жыл бұрын
@@UmbraMan1 she is. They’re both terrible but chloe is an absolute bitch
@AofCastle
Жыл бұрын
57:00 The game could have unironically been saved if Frey died there and from there onwards you played as the edgy demon killing everyone in the world.
@casadilla111
Жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest, other than the character model I don’t see how we’d be able to notice a difference in the game. Well, on second thought the edgy killer demon probably would’ve been more like-able.
@chrisandrew7577
Жыл бұрын
Community: Forespoken is horrible! Industry: hold my beer! Community: Redfall is horrible! Industry: hold my beer! Community: Gollum is horrible! Industry: hold my beer! Me: I'm out of hands
@Johnytomm
10 ай бұрын
Rise of Kong: Hold my moonshine
@hoggo3789
Жыл бұрын
The greatest joke is the fact that pyro spent money on this
@schabowy6149
Жыл бұрын
Piracy exists tho
@kurm7161
Жыл бұрын
He didn’t just spent it, he paid a 100 bucks, he could’ve atleast used that to wipe his as with it that would’ve been a much better use of the money
@kdogcreeper547
Жыл бұрын
The game is actually all in Wheatley’s head so he entertains himself while he floats in space.
@nman551
Жыл бұрын
Space space SPACEEEEE
@woohoomusic5098
Жыл бұрын
Frey = Chell Bracelet Angel Prick = Wheatley Witches = Personality Cores Frey's Mom = GladOs -Chell travels with Wheatley for a while before he turns evil and goes mad with power and a lust for revenge, just like bracelet and Frey -Chell has to work with GladOs (an unlikely ally and former nemesis) to beat Wheatley -bracelet British and so is Wheatley lol This game is just shitty overpriced Portal 2
@thediam0nddrag0n78
Жыл бұрын
@@woohoomusic5098 unlike Forsaken, Portal 2 is among almost everyone's favorite game
@woohoomusic5098
Жыл бұрын
@@thediam0nddrag0n78 I agree, the portal franchise is awesome. Forspoken, however, will never cross the threshold of my home
@grimreaper98.
Жыл бұрын
The Cake is a lie 🤥
@Griff589
Жыл бұрын
She has to narrate everything she says because otherwise you wouldn’t be able to know what’s going on in the slideshow presentation
@BlazingKhioneus
Жыл бұрын
20:46 Protip: if you have been captured by people thinking you are the aggressor, a good move is to try to deescalate the situation. Even if it doesnt get you off scott free, it's better than being openly hostile ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE OUTMATCHED. It's like giving the gang lip when they got a gun pressed against your throat. OH WAIT.
@funjdraven
Жыл бұрын
So happy to see gaming has evolved to "throwing water balloons at pigeons" Truly one of the moments in gaming history
@WokioWolfy
Жыл бұрын
YESSSS!!! WE FINALLY HAVE A PIDGEON MISSION!!!! REJOICE!!!!
@juliusc.8711
Жыл бұрын
@@WokioWolfy Average GTA 4 enjoyer.
@RonneyRe
Жыл бұрын
@@WokioWolfy most sane postal 2 apocalypse weekend enjoyer
@Artemyst
Жыл бұрын
Watching Pyro's soul being shredded bit by bit every time someone asks him if the game is good is miles funnier than all the one liners combined
@Sparkle0501
Жыл бұрын
I cant believe Pyro would forspoken the truth about Petscop 2
@Yelloweyedrobo
Жыл бұрын
perish
@TheEngieTF2
Жыл бұрын
Imagine copying my comment and get more likes for it
@boofjew
Жыл бұрын
@@TheEngieTF2 maybe don’t confidently claim such a dog shit comment bro
@Sparkle0501
Жыл бұрын
@@TheEngieTF2im not the original im the copy i am the one who steals
@TheEngieTF2
Жыл бұрын
@@boofjew wait, that's weird. I can only see your comment on the notification. But it disappears when I click on replies?
@evilpigeonsify
Жыл бұрын
say it with me now: "having your characters swear every other word has the opposite effect of making your story more mature."
@BlazingKhioneus
Жыл бұрын
Plus, it just felt forced and irritating. Makes me wanna do a drinking game where I take a shotmevery time she cusses just to forget im watching forspoken.
@maxkennedy7430
Жыл бұрын
*coughHelluvaBosscough*
@c-love6753
Жыл бұрын
Sailor-mouth characters can work. The best example i can think of is Barret, it just makes sense. But if the only "mature" thing your character does is swear it aint it chief
@controlzy5247
11 ай бұрын
@@maxkennedy7430their dialogue is "what the fuck did you fucking do you fucking fuck"
@boredindividual
Жыл бұрын
So scary that these triple A devs cannot even produce a halfway decent game these days
@checkmatechannel971
Жыл бұрын
Because they no longer care about producing good products. All that matters is marketing and quotas, gameplay be damned.
@DaughterCesar
Жыл бұрын
@@checkmatechannel971 and people keep buying them
@ZaLewdWarudo
Жыл бұрын
Cause... Morons keep buying them? If I could do a sub par job and still make just as much money, why the fuck would I ever try?
@DaughterCesar
Жыл бұрын
@@ZaLewdWarudo exactly by buying shit games you are rewarding bad behavior
@coomslayer6996
Жыл бұрын
@@DaughterCesar most do it just so they can showcase the utter crappiness of it. So others won’t have to buy it
@1dkmyguy
Жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this game is that she could even be in that house
@orxy5316
Жыл бұрын
Wdym
@luisfilipe2747
Жыл бұрын
@@orxy5316 how someone that is basically a homeless thug is paying for that apartment in NY?
@G-Mastah-Fash
Жыл бұрын
@@luisfilipe2747 She's squatting genius.
@SpuroWasDead_WakeMeUpWhen
Жыл бұрын
@@G-Mastah-Fash squat deez
@1dkmyguy
Жыл бұрын
@@G-Mastah-Fash nuts
@ConnorLockhartYGO
Жыл бұрын
This game is proof that Ella Balinska really needs to fire her agent.
@chris_player2995
Жыл бұрын
lol she was in the Resident Evil show yeah should should fire her agent
@novaleader7305
Жыл бұрын
This game makes me appreciate the chapter in Death Stranding when they take BB away and you have to cope for like 4 hours without him
@cogcog5264
Жыл бұрын
I was playing Death Standing while watching this. DS was infinitely more interesting, still is. That part sucked too cause you had to waltz through BT territory to all those assholes who live up in the hills
@c-love6753
Жыл бұрын
I actually like how tedious Death Stranding is. And the part without the babeh was really fucking tense, i loved it.
@MidoriShibuya
Жыл бұрын
No way this turns into an Isekai It turned into a freaking Isekai.
@unimportantcommenter4356
Жыл бұрын
Yup, it is isekai: the videogame. They didn't even try it to subvert the more obnoxious conventions.
@maninanikittycat4238
Жыл бұрын
The marvel-ish one liners really rubbed me the wrong way.
@drstrangelove307
Жыл бұрын
Isn’t Isekai just anime fantasy stuff? That’s what I’ve always heard others refer to it as.
@Sm0ke821
Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the bus to hit her and isekai her at the beginning xD
@jonathan-6958
Жыл бұрын
@@Sm0ke821 SAME
@unlikelyspecimen244
Жыл бұрын
So here's the thing; I think using games to tell a story is a good thing. I'm all for that. But the thing is, a game implies it is interactive. The player has an active role, rather than passively consuming cutscenes. Everything is scripted so hard it may as well be a visual novel or a netflix show that gets yeeted after the second season.
@fanrosefabrose9457
Жыл бұрын
It literally feels like Netflix the movie
@drstrangelove307
Жыл бұрын
Cinematic games are a plague on the industry. Sony deserves blame for all of this.
@nman551
Жыл бұрын
@@drstrangelove307 cinematic games aren’t bad shut up
@ac8911
Жыл бұрын
Plenty of AAA games have toed that line in recent years - Uncharted, Red Dead II, the new GoW games, GTA V, and the Last of Us games all have heavily scripted events with basic AI and minimal gameplay
@unlikelyspecimen244
Жыл бұрын
@@ac8911 last I checked, Last of Us actually let you perform the tasks without forcing you into a cutscene whenever you did a non-linear movement. It feels like its memeing with how often it does that
@mr_black_hat999
Жыл бұрын
that bracelet feels like Colossal trying to do an impression of Wheatley
@nman551
Жыл бұрын
EGGS ON TOAST
@antichrist8543
Жыл бұрын
I knew I couldn’t be the only one who kept hearing Wheatley
@bowser5678
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: One month after this game's release, Square Enix fairly recently shutdown the studio that developed this game due to its poor reception and lacking sales.
@Zyrodil
Жыл бұрын
Wow. I can't believe they legit did the "we just didn't tell you the main problem of the setting"-twist. Imagine if in Lord of the Rings no one told Frodo the ring was evil and he walked all the way to Mount Doom because the Ring told him to and right before throwing it in, the Nazgûl all show up around Frodo to say: "The ring, Frodo, it's evil. The Elves didn't tell you because you were just so fast, there was no way for them to stop you and tell you this, but now we do because you need to know what is going on, now give us the ring and stop being silly with those ideas of throwing the ring into the lava and saving your world, what would that accomplish, Frodo please see reason you little idiot with no powers. I'm all powerful, I know that you're fucked so just give me the ring and jump into the lava, please."
@ejm1225
Жыл бұрын
What you wrote reads like if Amazon remade The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Oh, God, I hope I didn't jinx it.
@zzodysseuszz
Жыл бұрын
@@ejm1225 that’s…. Literally the exact thing they have already done twice in rings of power
@ouchiegiverjr
Жыл бұрын
Worse thing is pointing out bad storylines and writing always gets the you a sexist card if the MC is a woman nowadays, you could have made this a cool game if this lead actually wanted to be in the fucking world!
@HalfBrainGamers
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for providing another major way in which this plot falls apart. So the denizens of Cipal would know about the true cause of The Break, given the Tantas' rather close relationship with the people there. But because they decided not to tell anyone close to them that Susurrus split himself into four cuffs, latched himself onto them and is in the process of driving them mad, the plot is allowed to happen. Had they actually said something, it wouldn't be a mystery to the remaining 1% of the population why they suddenly went crazy. The driving force of the central threat is led from a group of powerful sorceresses concealing the fact that they will go crazy and drive the world and the people they care about to ruin. Amazing writing.
@deciduouspineapple5130
Жыл бұрын
This game is truly the best Souls-like of our generation, as it saps the humanity of everyone that plays it and slowly turns them into a Hollow. Edit: This will be the only comment I make that'll get above 10 likes or something. Thanks, I guess, Internet strangers!
@pongsapaksubpokatorn6138
Жыл бұрын
💀
@Bjornbroder1
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@nungnunghere335
Жыл бұрын
KEKW
@blank-3403
Жыл бұрын
Atleast souls like usually have some baddies, even a fucking doll looks hot. Only thing smashable here is the biblical angel god
@johndodo2062
Жыл бұрын
At least this game has a coherent story even if it is awful. Way more variety in actual gameplay as well
@thechugg4372
Жыл бұрын
Remember when the hero in shadow of the colossus actually liberates the evil at the end and has to pay the consequences for his actions? Yeah nowadays you have games like forspoken when you can kill everyone and still face no consequences whatsoever!
@owyemen9367
Жыл бұрын
İts okay you can say god of war
@housewilma4904
Жыл бұрын
@@owyemen9367 his entire civilization died for what did and he is constantly racked with stress and guilt for what he did kratos DID get punished for what he did a destroyer who in the end is a destroyed man same with THOR in ragnarok.
@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz
Жыл бұрын
@@owyemen9367 at the end of GOW3 he literally tried to kill himself to fix the world. what.
@garrettcooper58
Жыл бұрын
Except for RDR2 that game is amazing with its storytelling
@garibaldibritann1240
Жыл бұрын
@@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz Hell, Kratos still guilt for all of his actions in GOW 4 and Ragnarok
@ncala
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The war that resulted in the summoning of Susurrus is called "Purge of the Rheddig," Nobody in the story questions the implications, we are just meant to assume the nation of Tanta was 100% correct in wiping out another nation to the extreme the later summoned a demon just to get revenge for their extermination.
@hydrogammer7623
8 ай бұрын
Maybe the common person doesn’t know? (Who am I kidding the developers would not think that deeply)
@Kurtheoraizor
Жыл бұрын
Imagine buying the base game only, and not the deluxe edition, but the base game forces you to press E just to pick up items.
@EmberTheShark
Жыл бұрын
Please dont give them ideas
@fanrosefabrose9457
Жыл бұрын
No subtitles in the base game and the frames are capped to 60
@Buggolious
Жыл бұрын
@@fanrosefabrose9457 as if this game could run at above 30fps
@Kurtheoraizor
Жыл бұрын
@@fanrosefabrose9457 In the words from Pyro's Total Chaos Stream: "That's bait, Tom Hardy pointing upwards gif, that's bait."
@tdab3883
Жыл бұрын
@@fanrosefabrose9457 capped to 60? Bro pyro got a 30k pc and runs at like 15 at most 💀
@richardsavings6690
Жыл бұрын
So this story is full of tropes we've all seen before in other media: The down on their luck orphan with no direction in life who constantly gets into trouble and dreams of a better adventure - Percy Jackson Magically being transported to a fantasy land at a convenient time - Any isekai ever Suddenly being the most popular and beloved person after a few feats of skill/dumb luck - Sword Art Online Fake version of ideal life promised to you by the baddie if you give in - God Of War Ascension Your closest ally tricks you into releasing him from his prison and is actually evil - idk, probably a sonic game The true power was inside you all along - *Insert here* Who would have thought cringey dialogue would have been the least of this game's problems?
@vinetak2645
Жыл бұрын
Percy isn't an orphan though?
@Peacht4n
Жыл бұрын
I understand what ur trying to say but every type of media uses tropes. They're just writing memes at this point and escaping them is basically impossible
@JoeMama-yd1ve
Жыл бұрын
You could break any story down in this way lol.
@ChronicNOTAG
Жыл бұрын
Your closest ally tricks you into releasing him from his prison and is actually evil - Bravely Default, surprisingly.
@blueshit199
Жыл бұрын
"Your closest ally tricks you into releasing him from his prison and is actually evil" is the entire point of Bioshock (and by association, System Shock 2 as well) also if you'd like other examples, Clive Barker's Jericho, Doom Eternal (I mean the Dark Lord isn't really your ally, but the whole story turns out to have been set up by him since the dawn of time so it counts?), Half-Life Alyx
@Ian-oh1nq
Жыл бұрын
Try not to make a female character one dimensional challenge (hard)
@zahylon5993
Жыл бұрын
amazing how mobile gacha games like Nikke will throw in the most sensual and erotic design possible with an amazing voice...and pair it with a deepr, profound storyline which will make you cry
@mikegorgonzola8391
Жыл бұрын
$100 This man spent $100 so that we wouldn’t make the same mistake. Remember our heroes
@YaBoiDoi
Жыл бұрын
The script writer making the one liners: "aww yeah this is gonna be so sick."
@Imps603
Жыл бұрын
worst person you know gets isekai'd and gets powers: the videogame
@SpecShadow
Жыл бұрын
Gamers - "This AAA game is bad!" Publishers and Developers with Goofy face - "We'll do it again"
@drstrangelove307
Жыл бұрын
This game being bad literally has nothing to do with the AAA Gaming industry bro. It’s just a bad game and there’s many other good AAA Games that released just this year like the Dead Space remake or GoW:R
@@drstrangelove307 AAA games are unbelievably repetitive and unoriginal since big publishers only care about feeding the masses with what they want to see
@alanbossdon1386
Жыл бұрын
...Gamers: "and we'll buying them again!"
@hashhashbrowns5381
Жыл бұрын
Everytime it gets so annoying and boring when people just say AAA is bad.Everyone knows.Just the same shit regurgitated.
@SonicHaXD
Жыл бұрын
1:14:28 I love how this is where Pyro truly loses it. Throwing water balloons at pigeons XD
@Sparkle0501
Жыл бұрын
Mad respect for Pyro for playing this shit so we doesn't
@kodegunz9223
Жыл бұрын
superman no speak english
@mangosdangoes6144
Жыл бұрын
We isn't gone to play this game now pyro is play it.
@yeatnumber1Dmuncher
Жыл бұрын
English may be down 👇🏻 we up tho ⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🗣️💯🔝🔝
@dynamic379
Жыл бұрын
Minor gramatical error
@theschnozzler
Жыл бұрын
Ye we doesn't plays gaem
@optinium1665
Жыл бұрын
This game has the frames. It is truly one of the graphics of all time. Overall a game. I'm giving it a score out of 10
@Backfisch5927
Жыл бұрын
Doesn't have all of the frames tho
@majorborngusfluunduch8694
Жыл бұрын
@@Backfisch5927 I dunno it could do with less frames in some places.
@johndodo2062
Жыл бұрын
This isn't old at all
@PeterCaptainObvious
Жыл бұрын
It certainly has framed, but I definitely have more fingers than the game has frames
@Backfisch5927
Жыл бұрын
bro so sad to hear you lost both your hands.
@spanishpenguinYT
Жыл бұрын
tbh i think being stuck in that weird magical world is way better than living in nyc
@Salvage5681
Жыл бұрын
anything is better than nyc
@MegaBlair007
Жыл бұрын
Not just a fact, literally the truth
@Peacht4n
Жыл бұрын
you can go there by just talking to the guy behind your home in nyc
@SammEater
Жыл бұрын
I think it's hilarious that the game sets everything up for the character and she still wants to go back to that hellhole, even though the concept itself is that she is supposed to be a woman that desires for an adventure in another world, she is even reading Alice in Wonderland damn...
@foodisgood1753
Жыл бұрын
Watching Pyro breakdown in insane laughter at the waterballoons and pigeons killed me.
@mp6732
Жыл бұрын
If She-Hulk was a game
@textupVintendo3551viadiscord
Жыл бұрын
👆🏻👆🏻📤🎁🎊🎁📤☝️☝️
@noahanders7605
Жыл бұрын
Velma*
@SmotheryAxe1414
Жыл бұрын
Best analogy I've ever seen
@Laff700
Жыл бұрын
@@noahanders7605 Nah, Velma's gouge your eyes out bad. This isn't *that* bad.
@mp6732
Жыл бұрын
@@Laff700 This game could've avoided a lot of backlash by simply launching at 25$ instead of 60$
@Bike_Chain
Жыл бұрын
I'm not sad that the devs are getting flamed for this. How can you sit down in front of your team, publishers and sponsors and have this to show. I would be embarrassed.
@Dr.Oofers
Жыл бұрын
Considering that said publishers still think NFTs are a good business choice after the continuous financial failures and awful rep they have, I wouldn’t be surprised if there wasn’t much of a reaction.
@ohamatchhams
Жыл бұрын
@@Dr.Oofers What's even worse that they practically make the newer Deus Ex franchise (since Human Revolution) with it's third game got canned after 4-5 years of waiting from that stupidly blows cliffhanger ending in Deus Ex Mankind Divided, and that game was from 2016 At this point Dragons' Dogma 2 could've ended up released sooner than third sequel in Deus Ex games, or worse considering of how long and highly specialised the production of a good Immersive Sim game, let alone a AAA-grade kind of that would take years upon years until it'll became even realised, sequel to HR and MD is a pipe dream since Square Enix abandons and sells all of their IPs, at least until there's a good publishing company and very passionate while competent dev team with lots of $$$ to buys out Deus Ex IP for it Sorry for a bit long rant, but it's infuriates me as someone that once plays all of the three games (invisible war excluded, although that game is quite good for modern standards of video games, it was a really bad deus ex game), all due to Square Enix executives' short-term minded due to the fuelling to greed, at this point Mihoyo have bigger potentiality to buy Deus Ex IP But who am I kidding, no current huge Chinese video game company would make a game that dares to touch actually legit and thoughtful conspiracy theories as themes for their fictional games, it's all anime girls and simp culture that even cynical dudes like Pyrocynical to Bricky became subservient to profits from those industries
@dosexu1
Жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter, it will still make profit with BlackRock funding
@tsarXadam
Жыл бұрын
@@ohamatchhams Square Enix is Japanese, not Chinese lmao.
@titmit6940
Жыл бұрын
@@ohamatchhams mihoyo is bad at making an RPG, like that company as much as I do, them making rpg or immersive sim is just no, and it's not because of any reason you give.
@NikkiMcMistie
Жыл бұрын
I am at a loss for words that this made it past the initial pitch, it went into storyboarding, developers got hired to do this, it passed through quality assurance testing and got released to steam with a $100 price tag
@Dr.Oofers
Жыл бұрын
Considering SE thinks NFT’s are still profitable, I’m not surprised.
@zakaryrichmond396
Жыл бұрын
I think that they got past storyboarding and then when it came to actually formatting the game and making gameplay that's where they failed they had a really interesting story but they couldn't find a way to tell it to you without just shoving it down your throat at the end
@NikkiMcMistie
Жыл бұрын
@@zakaryrichmond396 yeah you're right the story couldve been at least mid had it been executed differently
@ZeOHKay
Жыл бұрын
Supposedly, the final game is unrecognizable from what the team initially pitched, so make of that what you will.
@vetreas366
Жыл бұрын
That's always the story with these kinds of games. What we get is extremely different from what was intended originally. As they develop the game and see what they can and cannot do, they rewrite, adapt, repurpose and generally remake the game while it's in production. Games that have good devs, writers, don't have higher-ups fucking everything up and generally have a vision behind them can survive the process. Games that do not end up as disjointed and full of contrivances or plot holes. This was made by Square Enix so... it's about as expected, sadly. I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't originally meant to be a Final Fantasy game that was repurposed.
@UltimegaSeven
Жыл бұрын
Every minute of this game passes and i can PHYSICALLY feel my brain trying to block out the fact that its actually happening. Nothing and i mean NOTHING makes sense.
@haku8135
Жыл бұрын
Alf is voiced by one of the chicks in the new charlie's angels. So it makes sense her acting sucks.
@ubermaster1
Жыл бұрын
I will say, in NY, you’d be surprised how many homeless folks look like they actively take care of themselves. Lots of gyms here have cheap memberships and I used to work at one, lots of homeless folks would come in purely for a quick shower and pay their subscription with however much they can muster.
@fanrosefabrose9457
Жыл бұрын
New York isn't a real place But the gyms sound based
@ubermaster1
Жыл бұрын
@@fanrosefabrose9457 oh no it’s definitely a gta lobby but there are some damn good gyms that aren’t franchised, just gotta hunt them down
@housewilma4904
Жыл бұрын
its cheaper for a homeless person to be wellgromed and clean then a non homeless person. well in the big citys anyway.
@ThatOneCloudGuy
Жыл бұрын
This game really makes you appreciate and miss the Infamous series.
@spelareNR14
Жыл бұрын
I thought it looked like a mixe between Infamous 1 and Second Son. But "appreciate"? They weren't bad, maybe just SS. I definetely miss the series, but you make it sound like it was somewhat just below average. But maybe that's just me
@ThatOneCloudGuy
Жыл бұрын
@@spelareNR14 when I say appreciate i don't mean they were bad, I personally liked all of them so "being bad" is subjective. by appreciate I mean wish the series wasn't left to rot and that we had it good while it was still active.
@qwerty_artist
Жыл бұрын
I read a comment where someone said this game just had Infamous combat, and I couldnt put into words why that was wrong even if it was right. Because I LOVE the infamous series, and the combat too, but somehow this game (forspoken) is a fart in the night when it comes to the combat
@OneBiasedOpinion
Жыл бұрын
It feels like a slap in the face to even mention this atrocity in the same sentence as Infamous. That series actually felt like a game, and a pretty fun one at that.
@gucciguy3408
Жыл бұрын
I like how in the beginning they weren't gonna kill her with the guns...But burning her alive is fine. Also love how she got out of that situation with unholy bs like out of a cartoon...
@housewilma4904
Жыл бұрын
they didnt even try to shoot at her after she jumped out of there reach.
@sincereshanee6593
Жыл бұрын
@@housewilma4904 she jumped behind a fucking fence thats like the prime object of "stuff you can shoot through with guns"
@thediam0nddrag0n78
Жыл бұрын
Jumpcut to after the firemen left
@thediam0nddrag0n78
Жыл бұрын
@@sincereshanee6593 it was a chain link fence prop from gmod, you can't shoot through it
@theloner6063
Жыл бұрын
"I just moved shit...with my freaking mind!" - Albert Einstein
@doomedfromthesmart
Жыл бұрын
Imagine turning on a game, your 6 year old making fun of you, and eventually turn it off so "he can play a real game" and popped on sonic 2. As soon as the Sega noise went off he went "hey dad, look! my graphics are better!" I died, still dead
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
Sonic Adventure 2 or Sonic the Hedgehog 2?
@doomedfromthesmart
Жыл бұрын
@@JeanMarceaux Oglivine Maurice hedgehog 2. The o.g. codename The Super Sonic hedgehog. Real name Og
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
@@doomedfromthesmart damn that's Freddy
@JeanMarceaux
Жыл бұрын
*crazy
@edentopelberg8059
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: i live in another country and i was somewhat excited for this game but it was on my low list of games i want to play. Now i checked the price after I’ve seen the first video pyrocinical made about it and i was surprised to find out that its more expensive than the UK!!! Base game: 94$ Deluxe edition: 120$ WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
@coomslayer6996
Жыл бұрын
You know for sure that you’re not suppose to buy a game that costly
@GeraltofRivia22
Жыл бұрын
This garbage is literally double the price Elden Ring was at launch in my country.
@xy-te9db
Жыл бұрын
Please do not spend that much money on this piece of crap.
@edentopelberg8059
Жыл бұрын
@@xy-te9db pffft me? Spending that much on that? I would never 🙃
@amberbaum4079
Жыл бұрын
It costs 80€ in Germany. Wtf... Wasn't the first time a Japanese publisher put up a ridiculous price for my country.
@altiariia5436
Жыл бұрын
"The mystical world of Finland, and fight dragons" As a finn, very accurate. Just fought a dragon this morning
@zarrg5611
Жыл бұрын
Noita moment.
@mizlnimbl
Жыл бұрын
@@zarrg5611 dont stand in the dragon's mouth, it deals 6000 damage per frame
@spelareNR14
Жыл бұрын
Bruh, Finland is literally Skyrim
@zarrg5611
Жыл бұрын
@@spelareNR14 *Sweden
@altiariia5436
Жыл бұрын
@@mizlnimbl My dog did that once and he’s no longer with us. I learnt the damage the hard way
@ImDaRealBoi
Жыл бұрын
I hate writers thinking something has to be going on all the time with dialogue. There's beauty in the silence too.
@gunosaguki1
Жыл бұрын
ah yes, my favorite isekai. the one where it undermines it being an isekai by just having them actually being from there technically
@inha1ed
Жыл бұрын
I loved when the game finished and the message "The game has been completed, and you can now progress" appeared
@cardinalrule6810
Жыл бұрын
5:43: The game states she lives in Hell's Kitchen and that's a pretty large one bedroom. Some would consider it to be massive, especially for the city. That would be a $4500 apartment in New York and she's living there rent free and complaining.
@haku8135
Жыл бұрын
The really weird thing is nobody ever showed up to try and drive her off. She has a fucking shoe collection and she can afford to take care of a cat, AND she has a nice looking smart phone. The fact she pisses off EVERYONE she interacts with, even when they have a GUN to her head, it's fucking impossible she was never kicked out of there by some other homeless person. That whole building would be CRAWLING with homeless people, she'd need her own fucking gun just to stay alive. Also it's a REALLY good thing the GROUP of armed thugs that FOUND HER HOME decided to really inefficiently burn the place down instead of just walking in and stabbing her or kidnapping her to take to their boss so he could, well let's be honest make her into a prostitute so he could recoup the losses from the apparently MULTIPLE jobs she botched. Every aspect of this game is done SO fucking poorly.
@inse0380
Жыл бұрын
I'd rather my parents catching me in the GTA V strip club than my parents catching me watching one of these cut scenes
@xenxander
Жыл бұрын
actually I"d rather my parents catch me doing the "Saints Row 2" banging min game than play this game.. where you get laid and have to position the analog sticks 'just right' to 'get off'.. yep that's a mini game.. and it's less awkward than most of this dialog.
@jackofastora8962
Жыл бұрын
Waypoints from Ghost of Tsushima, Combat from infamous second son, Likability of the newest saints row and performance of Calisto protocol. Can't believe Pyro would steal all these game assets to create a 2023 game
@jackofastora8962
Жыл бұрын
And I just noticed the knock off style meter 💀
@Explosivevortex
Жыл бұрын
@@jackofastora8962 nooooo show me, give me the time stamp, I gotta see this
@jackofastora8962
Жыл бұрын
@@Explosivevortex the style meters is in the boss fights; the rest can be seen All throughout the game. Ong they didn’t even try to hide it
@qwerty_artist
Жыл бұрын
dont diss my fave game infamous like this
@jackofastora8962
Жыл бұрын
@@qwerty_artist second son was goated, but it’s combat only works in the infamous franchise, cause they actually diversify it. When copy pasted into other mediums forsaken is the result
@Montesama314
Жыл бұрын
Painting magical glyphs on your nails to access different spells at an instant actually is pretty clever, I'll give them that.
@DovahFett
Жыл бұрын
It’d be more metal if you had to carve them into your hand like Roy Mustang from FMA.
@fandyus4125
Жыл бұрын
Disney channel tier writing.
@Buckdalorian1000
Жыл бұрын
I'm a dude I'm not painting my nails. Why did they think I would wanna do this?
@Montesama314
Жыл бұрын
@@Buckdalorian1000 You know Frey isn't a guy and technically isn't you, right?
@respectablefellow
Жыл бұрын
@@Buckdalorian1000 cause this shitty game isn't actually made only for you? ^^
@huehue5286
Жыл бұрын
We need to respect FromSoftware for not giving us a cutscene hell like this, at least for Elden Ring, each NPC, dialogue, boss, feels more meaningful and interesting, because you're actually hunting for lore instead of being just bombarded by it 24/7.
@iiequinox8044
Жыл бұрын
Also, when Elden Ring does throw cutscenes at you they are usually jaw-dropping moments that make sense to make more cinematic than the rest of the game.
@whoami784
Жыл бұрын
That moment in the stream where he completely goes insane and laughs as he "throwing water balloons at pigeons" was hilarious 1:14:41
@MisterGemini
Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe Pyro would mod Forspoken with big booty furries, truly a travesty.
@Nuxi10.
Жыл бұрын
It would honestly improve that game by alot along with the muting voices
@Bike_Chain
Жыл бұрын
at least it makes it more interesting
@Name-lj9ku
Жыл бұрын
Unfunniest comment on the planet
@mattmurphy7030
Жыл бұрын
Happy 8th birthday
@aurealis2041
Жыл бұрын
as a game developer that so far spent 70% of my career making menus, I'm amused to see I'm not the only one failing.
@roboknobthesnob
Жыл бұрын
Making a fucking inventory is such a pain, and that’s even before you get to actually making the UI well designed and digestible for players
@aurealis2041
Жыл бұрын
@@roboknobthesnob everything is like that
@paragonrobbie9270
Жыл бұрын
I know Pyro just brought up [PROTOTYPE] in passing after seeing that kick flip attack, but it really brought up a good point: Pyro, why aren't you just playing Prototype? You can do superhuman parkour in that game too, you can have combat that isn't only shooting fairy dust, and most of all, *the protagonist barely speaks.* ...and when he does, he's actually likable.
@OneBiasedOpinion
Жыл бұрын
Fleekazoid made the exact same point. Go play [PROTOTYPE] if you want this kind of game, but in a package that’s actually fun.
@mediocri5y
Жыл бұрын
@@OneBiasedOpinion a fellow fleekazoid enjoyed, sweet
@OneBiasedOpinion
Жыл бұрын
@@mediocri5y yessuh!
@ejm1225
Жыл бұрын
That is until you get to [PROTOTYPE 2].
@thsudy
Жыл бұрын
“We put so much effort in to this game which is why it’s demanding. In fact it’s so demanding we decided to charge $80 for the base game”- some studio spokes person i guess
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