"if we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate" might be the best line ever written.
@bon-chan7197
2 жыл бұрын
Teenagers do it and they seem pretty on the ball
@icicle_ai
Жыл бұрын
That actually seems pretty smart if you think about it. Ya know, besides all the game/sports mixing
@pat2rome
2 жыл бұрын
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces," he says as he crosses his legs
@xlr20ice
2 жыл бұрын
I believe that move is called “concealing the bishop”
@bon-chan7197
Жыл бұрын
Covering the king
@AurelionSolWildrift
Жыл бұрын
But you see the peices Infront of you
@bon-chan7197
Жыл бұрын
@@AurelionSolWildrift its a male genitalia joke
@pat2rome
Жыл бұрын
@@AurelionSolWildrift it's two jokes in one: one joke is that Zapp doesn't understand chess (like you said, you see all the pieces). The other joke is that "pieces" means his genitals, which he's concealing when he crosses his legs.
@CreamTheEverythingFixer
2 жыл бұрын
"Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!” - The man with no name, Zapp Brannigan.
@ximec.r.2643
2 жыл бұрын
He's the very definition of charisma over literally anything else for a leader
@BeaverChainsaw
Жыл бұрын
I dunno, zapp isn’t charismatic, I’d call him more of an example of unchecked narcissism with a pint of sheer stupidity!
@Nomed38
2 жыл бұрын
Zapp Brannigan's speeches are so powerful they inspire those under his command to follow him anywhere. Sadly for those idiots it usually meant their early deaths.
@pelhamtp1
2 жыл бұрын
I have wave upon wave of my soldiers available for you.
@christianwise637
Жыл бұрын
@@pelhamtp1 Guy at the back: "YOU SUCK!"
@drjamespotter
Жыл бұрын
Usually? Always!
@tomfallon4440
2 жыл бұрын
Truly a military genius
@neelk752
2 жыл бұрын
"congratulations, youre hired.. as the voice of kiff!" "Ughhh"
@john_blues
2 жыл бұрын
"The hell it is." 🤣
@misterwolf3817
2 жыл бұрын
Zapp Brannigan might not be the brightest mind, but he still is invincible.
@courtneycherry5582
2 жыл бұрын
The leader we don't deserve 😂
@jamesluma4556
2 жыл бұрын
my favorite was the last clip
@kidmetr
2 жыл бұрын
"So beautiful, yet so neutral"
@N1k4_Gr1v
2 жыл бұрын
(Sarcastic said)How he became captain, is beyond me
@DvirPick
2 жыл бұрын
They actually state his victories multiple times throughout the show. He always attacks defenseless peaceful planets and unsurprisingly emerges victorious. His rank also changes throughout the show.
@N1k4_Gr1v
2 жыл бұрын
@@DvirPick im sorry, i forgot to put this on my first comment
@Useless831
2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@kevincaldwell4707
2 жыл бұрын
I truly hope all these characters come back in the relaunch of Futurama
@pelhamtp1
2 жыл бұрын
Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock, and scissors cuts paper. Kiff we have a conundrum.
@matthewmeachem2259
Жыл бұрын
Ughhh
@xenolalia
2 жыл бұрын
Remember that time we elected Zapp Brannigan president
@jtmarlin336
2 жыл бұрын
This is why Futurama is way better than the simpsons
@RaynmanPlays
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, they overdid Zapp's stupidity. Would've been a better and more lasting character if he was just slightly less stupid. He also apparently orchestrates entire wars for his own personal glory and fame, but he's this stupid? Well, maybe his stupidity is a front.
@davidwuhrer6704
Жыл бұрын
Starting entire wars for his own personal glory and fame is incredibly stupid.
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