Can we talk about how insanely fabulous Fortune's hair is?
@jasonbink5276
27 күн бұрын
you ain't sketti 🤣
@theoriginalskinsey
26 күн бұрын
That made me laugh out loud as that's exactly how I felt when I made spaghetti squash once 😂
@theoriginalskinsey
26 күн бұрын
My doctor slapped my belly too and asked how far along I was!! And I'm a guy!
@Kathy_1991
14 күн бұрын
Oh no, he di'int! 😲
@rose13red
13 күн бұрын
What a jerk
@davelindstrom6005
10 күн бұрын
Never had a DOCTOR ask (slap or no slap), but my usual response is "About 10 months... And I'm having an elephant. I can tell because the trunk is sticking out!" That'll stop just about anyone....... Cheers!
@AutisticEthics
10 күн бұрын
You deserve better, that’s simply not appropriate ❤
@jeanmarierock4603
9 күн бұрын
😂😂
@rainbomg
26 күн бұрын
I’ve heard this routine already but I laughed SO HARD at the jokes. My favorite was the whistle one, MAN. I live in Tennessee and I also love to hear comedians with southern accents. I think we just have a more colorful way of describing things. I first discovered fortune as a feature on Chelsea does, and I have enjoyed every minute of widely varied and progressively more prestigious screen time she’s had since. Fortune brings a guaranteed baseline of fun to everything she graces with her presence. 💙💙💙
@Bagglady889
14 күн бұрын
Southerners have many hilarious descriptions. I’ve heard them my entire life. Fortune is funny
@Youtuber5775-
10 күн бұрын
I’m an old lady who remembers when it was mandatory for a doctor to see you naked in an exam room for the doctor to see your body and face. The skin is the biggest organ of the body so it’s important for the doctor to see if your skin is healthy or if you have any issues that you might not think needs attention. The stethoscope was always on the neck of the doctor to check your lungs and heart rate and blood pressure. Nowadays I have seen so many doctors who do not touch your body (unless you know what you’re being seen for). They are absolutely afraid to touch their patients because of malpractice insurance and the costs associated with it. I have seen many specialists who have told me that they don’t recommend going into medicine because your hands are tied to paperwork for your patients and because of zoom meetings they don’t get to see the conditions of healing and repair. I really do miss the days when you had a relationship with your doctors, built on trust and honesty from both parties.
@smartreikiandtarot
8 күн бұрын
I don’t think sitting there naked ensures trust and respect. Your point is interesting however making you sit there naked wasn’t about health or healing, it was about asserting control over you and authority. I do think that doctors are missing the plot, however let’s not romanticize the past.
@babetteshaw
8 күн бұрын
Countless reports and stories of doctors “examining” parts UNrelated and unnecessary. Happened to my mother, happened to me (attempted). I appreciate the protection from abuses of power by perverts.
@desertrose128
7 күн бұрын
My Rheumatologist has only seen my via zoom since Covid!
@ThatDataLady
6 күн бұрын
Um…. Getting completely naked in front of your doctor? Who isnt your dermatologist? Absolutely not. Every year I pull my shirt up and have my dermatologist check my whole back due to sun exposure but there’s NO reason my derm needs to look at my bare ass and p-ssy. ZERO ZER O Absolutely the fk not.
@ThatDataLady
6 күн бұрын
@@babetteshawwhen I was 6 I went to the doctor for stomach issues and he insisted on checking under my skirt as a routin check for my development and I was kicking and screaming and he put his finger in me and then said everything looks normal and gave me medicine for the stomach flu…. I was lactose intolerant.
@DannyBkyn
27 күн бұрын
Fortune is so funny, cute and relateable.
@WdawgSmith
25 күн бұрын
Cute ….. hmm I wish they would stop changing what words mean on me
@b.k8051
21 күн бұрын
@@WdawgSmith Are you crazy? She is the cutest. She's like cherub angel
@nancy6160
18 күн бұрын
I got my belly thumped by my doctor. 😮 I'm a size 10! He's crazy. Get off my case!
@rachaeldewild1263
4 күн бұрын
Switch doctors
@DecolonialRhetoric
27 күн бұрын
What that doc did wasn’t cool, but I love you, Fortune! You are a fun and hilarious treasure!
@WdawgSmith
25 күн бұрын
Yeah umm Not sure if you know this but this didn’t actually happen She’s a comedian Every “story” they have is a complete or partial fabrication Doctors don’t ask to see your breasts during a routine shot Just doesn’t happen That’s what makes it funny They also don’t smack you That would open them up to a lawsuit Doctors avoid that type of stuff
@junesondrab3833
22 күн бұрын
@DecolonialRhetoric doctor did a no-no lol!
@jodyrolf4363
17 күн бұрын
Sense of humor
@Yo_Gma
8 күн бұрын
@WdawgSmith Yes, doctors do. That's why we know about the law suits.
@bjmurray1842
26 күн бұрын
Jax, and the rest of us love you as you are. At any point. Any doctor who does that shit sucks.
@rainbomg
26 күн бұрын
I dunno man, their first concern is our physical health, not our mental health; and I’m pretty sure doctors think they’re better than everybody. I still have no idea how they make it through med school and residency on no sleep, and did you know these psychos get up _early_ to _exercise_ ? Maybe aliens are doctors, it explains all the probing
@sunderwood9321
22 күн бұрын
“ Good Game!” Schmack!😂
@Christinalovesturtle
4 күн бұрын
I'm sure people have their reasons, but kitten heels just look like higher ones got smushed to me. 😂
@germandimplez
27 күн бұрын
I do love a good kitten heel. 🐱
@rainbomg
26 күн бұрын
It’s the closest I can get to dressy shoes but I complain the whole time like I’m in a 3-inch stiletto
@kylorenthehusky2584
25 күн бұрын
We should be friends
@b.k8051
21 күн бұрын
classy lady
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
27 күн бұрын
I love you, Fortune! Congratulations on your great weight loss! I know it isn’t easy.
@michellebishop2426
26 күн бұрын
I’m done with you!!! 😂🤣spitting coffee right outta my mouth at work
@sandraleigh4023
14 күн бұрын
I've always loved Fortune - SO funny!!!!
@jude1515
13 күн бұрын
She’s funny! I would have walked out on that rude doctor.
@kerrievans8263
22 күн бұрын
I LOVE Fortune. She cracks me up!
@julseabate4173
27 күн бұрын
thanks Fortune!! I really needed this...
@yvettebennett6170
24 күн бұрын
Oh my goodness.....the kitten heel. 😂
@christinemarie668
27 күн бұрын
"Prison for your titties". HILARIOUS !!
@howlinhobbit
9 күн бұрын
first time I watched one of your videos. I subscribed before it was done. thank you for the genuine LOLs!
@animaljustice7774
24 күн бұрын
That’s a doctor with terrible bedside manners
@KazWinchester
27 күн бұрын
that would of been the last slap of that women's life, ohmy god.
@marcychristoff219
13 күн бұрын
You always make me laugh.😂
@MariaGolay
26 күн бұрын
Fortune is so funny. I would love to see her in concert...
@melissagreene8326
19 күн бұрын
I loved wearing kitten heels
@_katydidit
21 күн бұрын
She is great in the Mindy project. Been a fan since.
@molliwilson5639
26 күн бұрын
I love my kitten heels
@SmartMoufShirts
22 күн бұрын
FORTUNE!! Now, when you go back to your doctor, all fit and proper, wear kitten heels!! OOH! And, kitten ears on a cute little head band! But see if you can get a bra with like leopard print or something... Really bring it alll together. And, as you leave, maybe smack your doctor on the hiney, and say "Thanks, toots@".
@karmaisabeeyatch412
22 күн бұрын
Looking great Fortune and funnier than ever!
@idiek
27 күн бұрын
I’m hurting from laughing so hard!😂Love you, Fortune ❤
@annepinneyuvioo
21 күн бұрын
We love you Fortune ❤
@susanharris6959
22 күн бұрын
I needed this today! Thank you for sharing your gift with the world!❤😂🎉
@angryface01
19 күн бұрын
Fortune, I have NEVER smacked ANYTHING on a patient. Ever. And I never ever will. Holy Shit. PSA: no provider ever has any reason EVER to smack any part of you.
@Rene974
19 күн бұрын
I just think you are so relatable and hilarious.
@jedinavi6736
4 күн бұрын
The kitten heel is the Goldilocks choice… it’s jussssst right 🎉
@jedinavi6736
4 күн бұрын
Smacked your bare belly?! GUUUUURRRRLLLL…. She might as well have asked you to do the truffle shuffle for your appointment paperwork…. Damn…
@sueshea8204
12 күн бұрын
i loved fortune since she was on chelsea! 💜
@h.nicolejorgensen2077
12 күн бұрын
I love this lady😂😂😂 Great job and kudos for your hard work!
@MrBrownnn696
24 күн бұрын
Good for you… so happy.
@Reesispiecis
25 күн бұрын
Fortune was already pure gold but this is NEXT LEVEL!,🔥🔥🔥
@susancsmith927
26 күн бұрын
I love Fortune. She is so funny. Can't wait for her to come to Georgia.
@clv8939
27 күн бұрын
Hard to do. Hard to stick do. It is just plain hard. If you feel better definitely worth it
@neilclaypoole7529
18 күн бұрын
Extreamly funny love this woman
@janetbaker8312
13 күн бұрын
Fur tune is so funny 😂
@maudefindlay5711
13 күн бұрын
Head straight for the zepbound... just do it!
@DStuart-s1q
7 күн бұрын
Love you, hon. So proud of you!! I'm down 10--yahoo!!!
@susanjaskulek4280
14 күн бұрын
Great routine...and very true...kitten heels ....what
@glancycorner7425
22 күн бұрын
LEAVE THE BELLY ALONE!! 😆😆😆
@kalwriter
26 күн бұрын
You get a TREAT?! Damn, give me the name of THAT doctor. 😯 Mine gives me a sourpuss look that says, "girl, do better".
@tiffanyglaspie563
25 күн бұрын
I F N love ya Fortune……..seriously though…..…imma gunna need that docs name, ok?
@lauraleecreations3217
20 күн бұрын
❤❤❤
@mikerios1065
16 күн бұрын
For the longest time, I thought this comedian was the same kid in the movie Bad Santa.
@megangarcia4971
27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@DanasGardenRetreat
20 күн бұрын
Hilarious!
@kimtoshio549
18 күн бұрын
Too funny.
@bellavita4048
24 күн бұрын
Hmmm Fortune that doctor was really inappropriate and unprofessional. You should report her.
@smushie75
22 күн бұрын
It’s probably embellished or not even true.
@Yo_Gma
8 күн бұрын
Oh yeah, that's so wrong.
@P4TCH5S
13 күн бұрын
hillarious! subbed
@michellechapman9905
13 күн бұрын
You were on point about the bra😂
@wyldarkanaoracle
24 күн бұрын
Honest to God at first thought the kid from Bad Santa started doing standup 😅 Glad I was wrong
@donnadees1971
7 күн бұрын
You are adorable.
@philoctetes_wordsworth
27 күн бұрын
3:17 NOPE. That is not ok. That is denigrating. That is belittling.
@DateTwoRelate
8 күн бұрын
She is so suitable for that "Southern" audience.
@ThatDataLady
6 күн бұрын
Enter: law suit
@KingCobraJFS
3 күн бұрын
shes like a female ralphy may lol
@jeanettecrabb1713
17 күн бұрын
Omg this has made my whole day!!! So flipping funny
@PAPIKen0728
25 күн бұрын
Hilarious. Every time.😂
@staceem
9 күн бұрын
😂👏
@Tarotwithmandy
13 күн бұрын
❤😂
@HMinot
23 күн бұрын
Funnny! But also a real glimpse of what us fat folks deal with at the Doctor’s office.
@deborahcortino6528
11 күн бұрын
Whole foods stupid expensive.
@HumanABC
27 күн бұрын
❤
@gardengnome3845
9 күн бұрын
The first time I met my Dr, she said I looked like I have diabetes…I do not. The second time while I was naked on the table she said I looked good except for my belly. Not going back to that skinny B.
@jodiplock4784
12 күн бұрын
😂👍🏼
@philoctetes_wordsworth
27 күн бұрын
I NEED for Fortune to do an episode with Rhett and Link, from Good Mythical Morning. She is the smartest, funniest white woman, ever. She will make money, and just be wonderful.🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🥰🔥🔥🔥I feel like I recall that she did, a while ago…I could be wrong, but she needs a new one. Yep.
@Muckoy1
24 күн бұрын
I can’t help seeing ‘Krystal’ from Squidbillies…
@obliviouscandybar
4 күн бұрын
The dirty bra joke!!
@0manoscar
18 күн бұрын
Wow. That kid from Bad Santa grew up and got funny.
@cleanqueen75
6 күн бұрын
Isn’t she that did the prank on Luke Bryan’s mom?
@user-vo1et8iy5d
19 күн бұрын
I absolutely fucking LOVED you in FUBAR.
@philoctetes_wordsworth
27 күн бұрын
I only want her to lose weight in that it might keep her here, with us. I am Gen X, so I have a lot of experience with both suicide, and general struggle to thrive. Heathers is my most nostalgic film. houston had a suicide epidemic, in the 80’s and early 90’s. It is real, and horrific. I survived, barely.
@experienceeverything581
20 күн бұрын
6’4” Can I have her number?
@amandas.6500
8 күн бұрын
Dirty bra! That's the truth!
@DanasGardenRetreat
20 күн бұрын
I think everyone of us can come up with one of these rude ass dr stories!
@bjmurray1842
26 күн бұрын
Dirty bra is what I put on if I have to leave the house. But fair, love, fair.
@philoctetes_wordsworth
27 күн бұрын
My mother is a monster, and my maternal grandmother was a demon, from the nonexistent hell. No one made her evil. That was her choice.
@Katnip452
23 күн бұрын
Love me some Fortune! She needs to be seen more! 😂That Matteo Lane is hogging all the LGBT online comic presence.
@KatiTheButcher
17 күн бұрын
I think I hold some kind of record for having an dirty bra. Im talking like 15 years old.
@annoyedbysignups
21 күн бұрын
Like you realize that doctor assaulted you right? Like what that doctor did was something she should face professional consequences for.
@jodyrolf4363
17 күн бұрын
Omg..sense of humor..do u think that's exactly how it went..or maby she was making fun of..lololol
@jodyrolf4363
17 күн бұрын
It's called a sense of humor get one. Wow you just want someone to get in trouble darn it
@annoyedbysignups
17 күн бұрын
@@jodyrolf4363 You mean your sense of "assault is funny". It's kind of weird how you react this angrily because someone left a comment where they didn't like a thing that you did like. Hmm....
@pinkcecily
12 күн бұрын
not funny
@philoctetes_wordsworth
27 күн бұрын
3:59 no. You did needed a law suit. That is not a doctor worth paying for even a minute. Law suit. That was assault, and it was bigoted. She treated you like a heterosexual woman! Like you were just a breeder! People smack cattle on the butt…
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