First story, guess it's time to translate "The Art of War", no? Second story, at the end, Foreigner's song, "I want to know what love is" popped into my head.
@TheMonkey747
Жыл бұрын
That fits surprisingly well, excellent instinct. :)
@robertalexander5892
Жыл бұрын
@@TheMonkey747 Agreed, now that I think about it.
@carljacobs1837
Жыл бұрын
My first thought at your comment. "I know what love is." Forrest Gump.
@davidhenderson3400
Жыл бұрын
Story 1 The Xenos were like Xeno 1 "They were just playing. Can you imagine if this had been for real?" Xeno 2 "All know is we would not be here to talk about."
@brentmartin6833
Жыл бұрын
Story #1. The Alien's lucked out by getting humans on their side before finding out. Story #2. Yay, meet cute, alien birb & human. Or (Bird species name) and alien primate.
@Mortvent
Жыл бұрын
1st story... Trading is warfare of a different sort. To be honest most human interaction is conflicts (competing with other suitors, teams vs teams, etc)
@jrm48220
Жыл бұрын
Khan Noonien Singh one said "Diplomacy is simply warfare concealed."
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
Жыл бұрын
We have games that teach you small squad tactics, large scale strategy, guerrilla warfare, how to defend objectives against a superior force, historical battle strategy, air combat, armoured combat, combined arms tactics, stealth, sabotage and even space combat. If alien races don't have FPS, Grand Strategy, 4X, Tactical, TPS games or E.V.E. Online, then it's likely that a human civilian could have greater combat, tactical and strategic knowledge than most of their military.
@koenhartholt7033
Жыл бұрын
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Oh, and SS13, cant forget the game that teaches you that death can be swift even from the strangest of foes. Honk
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
Жыл бұрын
@@koenhartholt7033 Ah yes, who can forget filling a clown(with an afro and maxed melanin) with voice triggered explosives, and arming him with every griefing tool imaginable, in an attempt to assassinate the head of security, only for him to turn around, say "Thanks N****r." and blow the both of you up.
@widdershins5383
Жыл бұрын
Life is competition and warfare. For resources, reproduction, shelter. Doesn’t matter what it is, it will create conflict.
@Stonehawk
Жыл бұрын
the courtship behaviors one was painfully adorable and made my heart swell with warm fuzzy sensations
@TheAussief1
Жыл бұрын
The first missed a golden opportunity to use the speech from Dorn at the Siege of Terra My orders are simple and you will heed them well. The enemy is coming, kill them all.
@austinteal3645
4 ай бұрын
💀
@ruv8341
Жыл бұрын
Now, for the second story, my question is, if a human is attracted to an alien, would they be considered a furry?
@michaelyoung7261
Жыл бұрын
I believe the term would be xenophilia
@theicyphoenix_7745
Жыл бұрын
furry is for fictional characters,xenophilia for real ones
@virtualatheist
Жыл бұрын
I think "feathery" would be more appropriate ;-)
@seldonwright4345
Жыл бұрын
Feathery
@malikevans634
Жыл бұрын
A spacey?
@thedevilsworkshop7720
Жыл бұрын
Rule 1. Never underestimate your enemies. Rule 2 . Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake . 😅
@AnikaJarlsdottr
5 ай бұрын
Maxim 47: dont expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement.
@Maddog3060
Жыл бұрын
Even amateur humans know that an opponent on the defense can and will counter-attack when they can. Silly xenos. Well, sounds like they got better, at least. I also like the touch of some products being amazing to one side but regular to the other. And a silly but well-meaning bird. Nice stories this go around.
@DepressedCrow
Жыл бұрын
The xenos experienced what is commonly called, a "Skill issue"
@westcoaststacker569
Жыл бұрын
They did not seem prepared for nighttime operations either.
@sweetsleeperagent
Жыл бұрын
And when the xeno commander said that they would regroup and attack at dawn, I knew that was the fatal mistake. If the humans have you on the backpedal, why would they give you time to breathe?
@AnikaJarlsdottr
5 ай бұрын
Maxim 47: dont expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement.
@metaempiricist
Жыл бұрын
That second story was so cute.
@taitano12
Жыл бұрын
Based on his "Never underestimate your enemy." statement, he probably saw that the xenos were actually a lot better than what they showed. With the thoroughness of the rout, however, they probably fell well short of the human military. Either way, their "enemies" were probably scared out of their minds at the possibility that we could have just as easily come as real enemies. 😬😱
@driverr988
11 ай бұрын
Mistake 1. They gave the humans the defensive advantage. Mistake 2. They gave the humans time to prepare. Mistake 3. They underestimated their opponents. Mistake 4. They issued a challenge to a highly competitive species. Mistake 5. They challenged a species that lives in a perpetual state of war (war, commerce, politics, love, survival. All a form of battle.).
@alecdeter1999
8 ай бұрын
Life is conflict a war of existence by virtue of siege by viruses, bacteria, and general unluckyness and plus random injuries everyday is a Battle and living is a victory
@lettmien218
Жыл бұрын
The last one was adorable
@barelyasurvivor1257
Жыл бұрын
Charging trenches against auto weapons Sigh, yup they do need training in war Combined arms attack at night, classic Human War Tactics
@barelyasurvivor1257
Жыл бұрын
Love his final speech and the Motto So true!
@hawke1133
Жыл бұрын
If the Xenos hate the concept of our regular engineers, imagine what would have happened if the came across the Combat Engineers? "Just a couple of more pounds of C4 and we can flip their hover tanks like coins! Let's play 'Heads or Tails'. Or even, Bankshot the lead tank off of that hill and then into the center of the formation. Fire in the hole!"" heh heh. No, I have no idea that such things like this in occurred in RL. (Grins maniacally and looking up into the heavens while whistling a tune. Well at least the calling of heads or tails, that is.)
@AnikaJarlsdottr
5 ай бұрын
Maxim 44: if it will blow a hole in th grund, it will double as an entrenching tool.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
Жыл бұрын
aww.. the second story was sort of wholesome is the term is it not `? and the first story... yes , never presume anything about a foe , or it will use that agents you , and this doess not only go for negative things after alll.. if you presume a foe to be a monster and teach your population that , you just made it simpler for them to sow dissent among your kin just by acting empathic now and then..
@Thule21
Жыл бұрын
Story 1: I will run, They will hunt me in vain I will hide They'll be searching I'll regroup feign retreat they'll pursue Coup de grâce I will win but never fight
@spyro563
Жыл бұрын
"Its the Art of War!"
@Thule21
Жыл бұрын
@@spyro563 ^Epic music continiues^ "That’s the Art of War!" When you meet a fellow member of the Panzer battalion. "The Norwegian Panzer battalion reporting in, Sir!"
@spyro563
Жыл бұрын
@@Thule21 Romanian "Black Knights" Tank Battalion.
@theicyphoenix_7745
Жыл бұрын
@@Thule21 lol,i love how every coarner of the internet has heard atleast a couple of sabaton songs
@merlinathrawes746
7 ай бұрын
They thought the dark would stop us? We have long mastered nighttime combat. Somebody is enamored with "their human".
@kennethmana3103
Жыл бұрын
Two words xenos: "Love Is War"
@jrm48220
Жыл бұрын
Human: "Our love is like . . . God." Xeno: "Welcoming, merciful and forgiving?" Human: "Hmm. Make that like an Old Testament God."
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
Жыл бұрын
That's... That's three words.
@kennethmana3103
Жыл бұрын
Oh, love me, mister! Oh, mister! Can you make me believe this is not a dream? Hey, mister! Come on, mister! Is it sad that my heart's beating frantically? Just my feelings alone make me lose my breath Then you give me that look, and I'm over the edge You and I, my, we play quite a dangerous game Love is war! Love is war! Love is war!
@austinteal3645
4 ай бұрын
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 u dont say.. 😂😭💀
@TransbianOwl
Жыл бұрын
Ok, the second story was just adorable ~
@SergeyWaytov
Жыл бұрын
#2 made me smiling and giggly lot
@SunGawdRa
Жыл бұрын
The first story reminded me of the opening of the GI Joe animated movie. At least I hope it was that glorious!
@someoneawesome8717
Жыл бұрын
That second story is adorable!
@allenmorgan1007
Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
@labella9291
Жыл бұрын
Worth energy!!!
@lennoxpenguin8369
2 ай бұрын
In case y'all didn't know, Dethklok is a band from the show/movies of Metalocaplyse.
@iron_side5674
7 ай бұрын
Funny, Aliens WOULD probably think that hunting Pirates is something that is to be taken lightly. But not for us. America even created it´s navy for the exclusive purpose of hunting Pirates. If you´d let humans do as they please, they´d be hunting Pirates with Capital Ships, doesn´t matter the Era.
@dovahbear0
Жыл бұрын
But we didn't even get to bring out the new mini guns.
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
Жыл бұрын
Yeah we did, our aircraft brought the *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
@austinteal3645
4 ай бұрын
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 ha ha a10 go *BRRŔRRRRRRRRRRRRŘRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
@draconusspiritus1037
Жыл бұрын
Cpt. Jack Harkness "So many Aliens, so little time".
@jakobus6581
Жыл бұрын
That first story was fun!
@SergeyWaytov
Жыл бұрын
#1 surprised me, but made smile in the end
@osmacar5331
Жыл бұрын
in accordance to the first one, brutal.
@Monster_Ink
Жыл бұрын
Ok these were both funny XD Thanks for the narrations! For the algorithm!
@bethanysmith5856
Жыл бұрын
LOL 😂, humans aren't a merchant race. We're a war race that learned how to apply it to selling.
@MiishaKorvian
Жыл бұрын
A concept from the MMO "EVE Online" that people should learn, "Market PvP"
@davidhenderson3400
Жыл бұрын
Story 2. Rule 34 engaged.
@austinteal3645
4 ай бұрын
Story 1: "When you get to h*ll tell em viper sent you, dodge this!" 😈
@riverraven7359
Жыл бұрын
you told a human general to hold the line and gave him time to dig in. don't be first over the top....
@jesseamaya4413
Жыл бұрын
The second story was absolutely endearing.
@alexistaylor969
Жыл бұрын
yeah, always endearing to know someone is about to fuck a bird. lol. It was so cute and endearing but we both know the kind of dude that would bang a bird alien is the same creepy dude that you see getting arrested for jumping the fences and fucking the ostriches or donkeys or goats. lol
@jesseamaya4413
Жыл бұрын
@@alexistaylor969 Sigh,, didn't think about it like that...
@alexistaylor969
Жыл бұрын
@@jesseamaya4413 yeah I am sorry, I didn't either until I read your comment....and well sometimes people just share, or in this case overshare their inside words. My bad.
@elfeater1760
Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@tudogeo7061
4 ай бұрын
Sleeping with the fishes 😂😂
@MercenaryX21
Жыл бұрын
For the ALGORITHM!!!
@Mrblackfox966
Жыл бұрын
Story 2 was so god dam adorable
@rossdavies8250
Жыл бұрын
Good choices this time.
@Justin-_-Time
9 ай бұрын
Read the thumbnail as master chief in war
@gdetonator1182
Жыл бұрын
Where can I find the image for the thumbnail? I couldn't find it linked or credited anywhere in the description.
@klappstock943
Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
Жыл бұрын
Sorry, one fifth the size? The xenos were screwed from the start, don't they know you need ten-to-one odds, minimum, to defeat an entrenched defender?
@brentmartin6833
Жыл бұрын
It sounded like they didn't know about "digging in".
@ianhogben3472
Жыл бұрын
old rule of thumb is three to one
@LordNecron
Жыл бұрын
Baptized in fire, forty to one. Spirit of Spartans, Death and Glory! Soldiers of Terra, second to non! Wrath of the Xenos brought to a hoooooold!
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
Жыл бұрын
@@ianhogben3472 three to one is the rule for an unentrenched defender, it's ten to one if they're entrenched.
@ianhogben3472
Жыл бұрын
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 thank you
@jeremiahbangert3299
Жыл бұрын
2nd story: xeno-compatibility on
@salekinj
Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm.
@tonyneal910
7 ай бұрын
#1😂,#2😊,🐿👍
@genericuser984
Жыл бұрын
neat
@asandrewsilvaw
Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@stephenaustin142
5 ай бұрын
Little enlargements but I heard little virgins FOFO
@kerwinbrown4180
Жыл бұрын
😀
@gmailquinn
Жыл бұрын
Wow so early
@xavierzaxavier5873
Жыл бұрын
On second story She so cute...🤭🤭🤭
@josmeijers2818
Жыл бұрын
F.T.A !
@davidblakley6806
Жыл бұрын
alright defend this area easy enough they sure are giving us ample time to set up fortifications... really this is the offensive ok bag it counter offensive you all suck! you think this a game? this is WAR.
@ethanmeatzie6179
Жыл бұрын
Ain't got no chill.
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
Жыл бұрын
@@ethanmeatzie6179 we don't play war. we either do war, or we don't.
@mikeharris6429
Жыл бұрын
The humans should have used live ammo and then took over
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