That happened to me today. Was feeding a flock of them at the lake and one that I already fed hissed and nipped my leg then fucked off into the lake. Greedy bastard!
@Greggames1629
Жыл бұрын
Those chickens sound like bitches
@DFProuctions
Жыл бұрын
@@pappi8338 Cobra chickens give no fucks.
@Corgipon
Жыл бұрын
It’s because they still don’t have your trust yet. They’re very wary animals and they’re especially protective of their nests and young.
@dogguy8603
Жыл бұрын
They used to be dinosaurs, tbf you would be salty if some day humans evolved into short flying honking things with no sharp teeth or claws
@StormsandSaugeye
2 ай бұрын
"Your offering is accepted. Your terms are not"
@alexd4310
Ай бұрын
: Grabs goose neck
@StormsandSaugeye
Ай бұрын
@@alexd4310 *Omae wo mou shinderu*
@Thechicklover
23 күн бұрын
@@StormsandSaugeye*NANI?*
@GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn
Жыл бұрын
Cobra chickens 😂😂😂
@Mergatroid_Skittle
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@WARLORD626
9 ай бұрын
Basalisk no cap 😂😂😂.
@BalaenicepsRex3
8 ай бұрын
Perfectly fitting lol
@Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
8 ай бұрын
I was about to comment that 😂
@BoilingDietCoke
7 ай бұрын
That got me too. 😂
@starling1226
3 ай бұрын
“Now I’m gonna eat this, but I am highly offended by it”
@elizabetharcher8762
2 ай бұрын
I speak for the trees!!
@somelamenamehowaboutmr.juk6231
Ай бұрын
Couldn’t have thought of a more appropriate phrase.
@friggintourist7751
9 ай бұрын
He definitely honked "fuck off" 😂😂
@janoshorvath6676
6 ай бұрын
With a bri ish accent
@Kyumifun
5 ай бұрын
"Honk off!"
@keshorekumar277
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@f-man3274
Ай бұрын
I here "come on"
@jordanfgfox7237
Ай бұрын
I was about to say the same 😂
@anonymousskunk
5 ай бұрын
He hiss, He snacc He hiss again.
@CoperliteConsumer
2 ай бұрын
He hiss again B4 he attacc**
@SlickNick98
Ай бұрын
And when u run off he tell u "don't come bacc cuz u wacc" @@CoperliteConsumer
@a1pha_star
Ай бұрын
@@SlickNick98 😂
@Batzoid
7 күн бұрын
But most importantly, He protec
@Vtarngpb
7 күн бұрын
Oh man, whut a sassy boi
@xxxCrackerJack501xxx
9 ай бұрын
It amazes me the accuracy of their little duck beak nibbles
@LakeNipissing
7 ай бұрын
Especially with their eyes on each side of the head. Likely the tip of the beak is not in the field of vision.
@alexandersheridan2179
7 ай бұрын
@@LakeNipissing The eyes are on the side of the head, but when it looks directly at the camera you can see it is looking forward with both eyes for a bit. Please, help us if you have cobra chicken knowledge
@CS-zn4bu
7 ай бұрын
Almost nobody has any knowledge of these amazing birds. They're highly intelligent, social critters. Love them to bits. @@alexandersheridan2179
@eeveeofalltrades4780
6 ай бұрын
I mean, to them using their beak is as easy as using our hands is for us.
@xxxCrackerJack501xxx
6 ай бұрын
@@eeveeofalltrades4780 considering the astonishing lack of hand-eye coordination I've observed in people it's still very impressive, lol
@ssp9181
Жыл бұрын
Bro is an actual silly goose
@DrCoconuttt
5 ай бұрын
GOT ME DEAD WITH THIS😂😭😂😭😭😂
@rambi1072
Ай бұрын
He eats the food in your hand in the most aggressive way possible lol
@mattsanderson5258
21 сағат бұрын
"Fine, I'll eat it. Don't expect me to be happy about it tho".
@emberZemian
Ай бұрын
"Thank you, Trash. Please resume knowing your place, eh?"
@annawilliams5079
Ай бұрын
I love the little Canadian “eh” you added 😂😂
@tomng909
25 күн бұрын
The goose doesn’t know it’s place that gooses are cooked into food in some countries.
@shneblyboy3604
4 ай бұрын
I believe the goose can speak in both Snake and Trombone
@jefferyoneill1
Ай бұрын
As a trombone player, I assure you, that goose wasn't speaking Trombone. He/she was speaking bike horn😅
@shneblyboy3604
Ай бұрын
@@jefferyoneill1 I must admit I've never played a trombone, so I'll take your word for it. But the Goose does have a honk in its horn.
@jefferyoneill1
Ай бұрын
@@shneblyboy3604 Trombones, like most instruments, range from the highest pitched piccolo trombone, to the lowest pitched contrabass trombone. And no, I'm not making those up. I had to look them up to confirm that they exist
@oizikosandras7249
Ай бұрын
Sounds more like a baritone horn to me tbh
@Theodore_J_Noiseter
6 ай бұрын
canadians are so nice because all of their anger is transferred into these birds
@yuzon0224
2 ай бұрын
Nope not all canadians are nice . Some are abusive, cheaters and violent. White or russian or quebecois or italian i experienced it with an exes
@ElizabethVerhoog
2 ай бұрын
Thats why i respect them more than my fellow canadian citizens cause at least they stand up for their,rights and arent AFRAID to say "fuck off!"
@user-cg8un6hq8f
Ай бұрын
So once the birds start being nice, you will know where it went.
@RaptureMusicOfficial
Ай бұрын
Wrong. They are the nicest birds ever, if you get to know them. Once you do, they become very tame. Great goose overlords!
@Qaor
Ай бұрын
@@RaptureMusicOfficialunless they happen to make a nest in the middle of a walkway with a bush, then they atk anything that moves in 20 yards 😂
@TheVeryLastOne
Жыл бұрын
I think he might have just been hissing at the pigeons or another goose to go away so he can have the food all for himself
@lorenzovlucid9118
Жыл бұрын
Just like cats
@grahamkelly8662
11 ай бұрын
@@lorenzovlucid9118funny that you mention cats. I let my dog out on grass, outside my house, this morning. He’s really friendly and chill. I was daydreaming as he was doing his thing and all of a sudden, I hear cat screaming. I knew my dog wouldn’t hurt or attack and I assumed that my dog got to close to cat that lives otherwise of the small grass, probably trying to just say hello. I looked up and it was the neighbours cat and it was fighting another local cat. Was kinda funny. My dog usually freaks out when he hears cats fighting or any loud scary noise but he totally ignored it and carried on sniffing the grass, doing a wee etc. Neighbour with cat always has front door open in morning and I guess they are used to their cat fighting , because they didn’t even come out to investigate. 😂
@SeanTheDrumShark
9 ай бұрын
Yeah but everytime it hissed it was looking directly at the person recording
@MrDo0bie
8 ай бұрын
No. The Goose just wants to also get some respect, to feel safe.
@lukeamato423
6 ай бұрын
Nope
@Caffin8tor
27 күн бұрын
Their aggressive hissing is far more amusing than it is frightening.
@dannyboi5887
8 күн бұрын
Yeah. Swans hissing is WAY scarier than Geese
@mrzonks7129
Ай бұрын
bro sounded like he said ‘fuck off’ at first lol
@tocraneandcrane
9 ай бұрын
I honestly love these goofy hissing dudes so much. But they've also always been nice to me lol, never been attacked by one, not even hissed at.
@huge764
Ай бұрын
fake comment by a goose
@thatoneannoyingtornadosire8755
6 күн бұрын
*yet
@randomlyentertaining8287
Ай бұрын
"We shall have peace but that doesn't mean I've got to like you."
@chrisfurnier4790
Ай бұрын
I've never heard of a goose being called a "hissing cobra chicken"! Too funny and accurate! 🤣
@scoopydaniels8908
Жыл бұрын
I think the subsequent hisses are directed at other birds coming to eat
@Cobra_Chicken
Жыл бұрын
This was temporary peace
@CS-zn4bu
7 ай бұрын
With geese you have 100% peace. I have. I am friends with them for many years, never been bitten by them. Geese rule.
@Cobra_Chicken
7 ай бұрын
@CS-zn4bu you have never been near a pond in Canada also this was 5 MONTHS AGO
@CS-zn4bu
7 ай бұрын
I am around any random geese (greylag, canada, egyptian) almost daily. DAILY. for at least 10 years. And never been bitten. Geese are the best. Very spiritual and meditative to meet these guys. Intelligent social modern dinosaus for sure. I love the cute little hisses of canada geese. It means "don't hurt me, then I won't hurt you either." good good :) @@Cobra_Chicken
@NoriMori1992
6 ай бұрын
Permanent peace was never an option.
@Chompchompyerded
2 ай бұрын
@@CS-zn4bu Me too.
@augossystem
2 ай бұрын
They have amazing beak-eye coordination.
@RaptureMusicOfficial
Ай бұрын
They are extremely intelligent too, and friendly.
@Lahurtful310
6 ай бұрын
“Cobra Chicken”😝😝😝
@slendersera
Ай бұрын
That snake eats faster than my dog. Amazing.
@urmum3423
6 ай бұрын
The first honk sounded like he said "fuck off"
@TheKgr320
Ай бұрын
Your tithe is accepted... For now...
@thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927
Жыл бұрын
that man just played with Satan
@joneyisbigfunny
9 ай бұрын
Nah geese can be friendly. Gotta keep in mind it’s a wild animal
@fernandomendez6109
9 ай бұрын
If you are near from their nest, tell me I have some experience for a mall door a geese let their eggs in mall door and I didn’t know I think the dad attack me
@charlie_aesthetic3430
7 ай бұрын
@@fernandomendez6109qaçq11
@VaffReverie
6 ай бұрын
LOL
@Chompchompyerded
2 ай бұрын
I've "played" with these birds many times and have spent time with them day and night, to the point that I was accepted as a member of the flock. These birds can be amazingly caring once you get to know them. They each have their own very defined personalities and will absolutely take you in if you follow the correct flock protocol. This hissing isn't too aggressive. It's more like saying, "I don't know if I should trust you or not." If he was being threatening, his head would be close to the ground, his neck would form an "S" with the hackles standing up as far as short hackles can, and he would high step toward you. The only one of those things present here is the hissing. He's always standing sideways so that he can make a quick escape to the water if someone tries to catch him. While he's a bit unsure, he's not completely frightened, and he shows it by eating hungrily out of the man's hand. The one thing the man might have done differently would have been to kneel down to the goose's level as he approached him. If you know a few of the reassurance sounds they make, kneeling down in conjunction with making those sounds while moving your head forward and up in repeated circles would let the goose know you want to be friends. You really shouldn't try to make that movement unless you've been taught how, of have witnessed many times how the geese do it when welcoming each other. If you make the wrong head movement, you could be declaring war. They have a very complex language with lots of meaning to it, and if you have an idea what's being said, you can get along with them just fine. I tell you this with over half a century of watching them and eventually interacting with them, and on two occasions earning the honour of being cresh mother for a day.
@thedailyhummm
Жыл бұрын
He wants it all, give him the whole bag
@gabrielkawa3477
9 ай бұрын
They've got some nerve hissing at the hand that feeds them
@lukeamato423
6 ай бұрын
The reason we haven't been invaded since 1812
@geoffreymak000
Ай бұрын
I heard he said "f*ck off"
@ShowerOnceYearly
7 ай бұрын
I used to hate geese but a couple years ago I made friends with one at the smoking area outside where I work. I would throw him pieces of lettuce from my sandwich. always knew it was him because he was the only one that didnt hiss at me and would get really close to where I sat. I called him "bro-goose" or "bruce" for short
@Kyumifun
5 ай бұрын
Bruce seems like really chill -guy- goose
@evanmaldonado9799
5 ай бұрын
Awww that’s such a wholesome story! The geese at my local pond are my homies, That’s funny because I named one of the geese from that pond Big Bruce, he was the alpha male, he him and his wife Bailey had goslings in 2020 one of them had angel wing disease sadly, but he had such an attitude but would gently eat from my hand, same with this one gander that I named Brutus, he has that same attitude but is soft on the inside and lets me pet him, Geese aren’t always mean, I love them.
@Arborpress
3 ай бұрын
He was enjoying that second hand smoke too
@ShowerOnceYearly
3 ай бұрын
@@Arborpress wasnt cigarettes so maybe. I didnt blow it in his face though I think its mean when people do that
@chrisc6857
2 ай бұрын
Can confirm from personal experience that, while rare, they _can_ be friendly if they know they can trust you. I once had a pair that was fairly chill even when they had babies around.
@OliveCandy38
Жыл бұрын
Mine do this as well. They are just excited and are usually warning others to stay away.
@evanmaldonado9799
Жыл бұрын
Same here, there’s this one hissy gander that I’ve named Brutus, he likes to act tough but he low key likes being petted.
@OliveCandy38
Жыл бұрын
@@evanmaldonado9799 petted? You are lucky!!!
@keeneyeful
11 ай бұрын
There actually quite fun to feed by hand!
@Youtube-Censorship-Police
7 ай бұрын
even the way it eats looks aggressive😂
@Somethingsomethingmorbid0
3 ай бұрын
I respect and admire their aggressive and protective nature when introducing and raising their young. Theyre beautiful, i do the same thing.
@mwedzi
Ай бұрын
You aggressively hiss at strangers just walking past you on the road? Now I'm scared of you too (just a joke, please don't hiss, bite or peck my eyes out!)
@keithscott2062
Жыл бұрын
It was nice and didn’t take your hand this time.
@user-ty1wm3cn7n
Ай бұрын
He’s in a tight spot.. trusting a HU’man
@MainBrainDaneInsane
2 ай бұрын
Looks like he was hissing at the pigeons to bugger off lol
@jtotheroc
9 ай бұрын
Wow what a passive aggressive bird.
@ElizabethVerhoog
2 ай бұрын
CANADIAN!!!!😂😅
@ElizabethVerhoog
2 ай бұрын
CANADIAN!😂😅
@EastAnglianTrainEnthusiast69
11 ай бұрын
When i feed these guys, i feel like they bond with me
@EastAnglianTrainEnthusiast69
11 ай бұрын
@mysteriousone5978 ah ok
@Chompchompyerded
2 ай бұрын
They very likely do.
@internetduck1114
5 ай бұрын
Crazy that it didn't bite your hand off. It knows that if you still have them, you can still feed it.
@El_Penguino.Roblox
9 ай бұрын
Warning, have food ready in your kitchen for the goose or he will be in your room tonight
@MobiltKonto-ju2mv
Күн бұрын
What a wonderful goose!! ❤❤❤
@terrihickman1823
Ай бұрын
Awww, the exotic hissing cobra chicken...yes
@altakugirl1257
Ай бұрын
Those pigeons just noped out of there, can't blame em
@Chompchompyerded
2 ай бұрын
I love that kind of hissing cobra, and get along with them quite well.
@davidemagno2005
Ай бұрын
Goose be like: you're damn lucky that i'm hungry as fuck, or else
@thomasgibbons3226
Ай бұрын
"Go away human. I don't like you." "Ohh food. Thank you." *Nibbles intensely.* "Where was I? Oh yes. I hate you human, leave."
@6754bettkitty
5 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the cobra chicken. 😂
@QueenAleenaFan
Ай бұрын
That wasn't a peace offering that was you begging for mercy.
@matthewhibbard9807
8 күн бұрын
That post treat HISSSS was a term of endearment in the goose world.
@tomhollandaise831
Ай бұрын
Just the title alone had me cackling 😂🤣 “cobra chicken” haha
@slaydeforbes6397
Жыл бұрын
I just imagine that goose was thinking while taking the food "Nanananananananananananananaa"
@chrisogrady28
9 сағат бұрын
The way they hiss and move their necks is so snake-like it's hilarious
@derpanzermacher9094
2 ай бұрын
I swear it said "f off" at least 3 times
@KuQuack
5 күн бұрын
I automatically like every goose and raven video I see
@Pl4ym4te2
15 күн бұрын
Duck: "That's not enough man!" "Meet me at the corner on 5th Avenue at 7 P.M. sharp and you better not be coming up short!"😂😭🤣
@psychochiken4111
4 күн бұрын
"You may live... but only for today."
@Milena-ix5mq
6 ай бұрын
"cobra chicken" I love it!❤😂
@drewbunker
Ай бұрын
This goose was on sentry duty while the other swam around...the human basically just walked up to a bouncer and offered them some trail mix. Nice
@xsnys13
11 күн бұрын
Give him a kiss, he’ll soften right up
@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway
Ай бұрын
The Canadian Government wants to know your location..
@3ddan148
11 күн бұрын
dont really get it. if your reffering to the myth they are protected in canada, it is a myth, there are actually 2 hunting seasons for them per year. far from protected...
@daimyodecoca4749
Ай бұрын
What a noble goose
@trashcatlinol
9 күн бұрын
That looks exactly how i expected my goose encounter to go. The little Canadians that came to see me were super friendly, polite, and posed for some adorable pictures, too. I got nipped while they were getting treats, but it was gentle... i couldn't tell they had teeth, though i know better. Absolutely no hissing, which kinda shocked me. They let us leave with our picnic without issue or the entire flock following us, too. We knew we didn't have much we could share. Last thing i want to do is leave a wild animal sick from what i feed it. Just glad to see they aren't all jerks. I'll have to buy a bag of goose feed for our next picnic, though XD there were at least 30 of them that wanted to join, and they weren't the biggest flock at the park!
@Im.k.m.aka.kalaashnikov
11 күн бұрын
Cobra chicken hiss lol never gets old
@gaelstromproductions
7 күн бұрын
Hissing Cobra Chicken is my favorite phrase in a while
@daisybuchanan8205
6 ай бұрын
It's like the Cobra chicken was saying "fuck off"
@cloudforest4087
23 күн бұрын
"You ain't worthy." -cobra chicken
@GhostPenelope13
4 күн бұрын
“Hissing cobra chicken” Accurate
@Ifusj
8 күн бұрын
Bro actually said “ you better eat eat eat as fast as you can”
@T-s-u-k-a-s-a-Y-u-g-i
2 ай бұрын
BOI YOU GOT SOME BALLS LETTING THAT BEAK SO CLOSE TO YOUR FINGERS
@TheErbs
9 ай бұрын
Absolutely! Love, geese❤
@InfiniteNaos
Ай бұрын
Now that’s a new one “Cobra Chicken”
@PartyRockerOG
3 ай бұрын
it’s so sad that these beautiful birds have nothing but hatred in their hearts lol
@cleigh3796
3 ай бұрын
Nah they have infinite love and devotion to their family and mates. But to other geese? To humans? They're assholes. It isn't so much hatred as a compulsive need to be mean to and attack others. I say this as someone who loves them. I can be sitting down 5 feet away from them, holding a bag of birdseed, in the process of sitting down to feed them, and they'll hiss at me as they approach me for food.
@Chompchompyerded
2 ай бұрын
It's sad that you think that because it's absolutely not true.
@PartyRockerOG
2 ай бұрын
@@Chompchompyerded they most definitely do but whatever dawg
@yetters1430
Ай бұрын
They’re so cuteee
@davetech1269
19 күн бұрын
“Damn humans and their bribes! I’m trying to send a message here”
@duncanmcocinner5939
Ай бұрын
One of the meanest animals with nothing to back it up
@audiofunkdialect
6 күн бұрын
I mean, they’re basically just flying lunch for everything so they have to be vicious.
@Lil_Noot
Ай бұрын
This gives off the same vibes as an orange cat who wants attention but doesn’t want to be touched 😂
@Suburban-United
Ай бұрын
Close encounter with the hissing cobra chicken.😂
@flamethedarktruesalt9347
Ай бұрын
Yep - an up-close interaction with a feathered spinal column. Little dinosaurs.
@SOU6900
16 күн бұрын
I remember the first time I ever heard a goose his. I thought I was in the twilight zone.😅
@CoperliteConsumer
2 ай бұрын
"You may live... *FOR NOW!* " _HISSSSS_
@RoachDoggJr2112
2 ай бұрын
My family used to feed the geese frequently twice a year when they’d be going south/coming back north at the changing of seasons and eventually after a few generations NONE of the geese were hostile to us. They’d let us walk right up to their chicks and everything. It literally takes inter generational change to get them to not be assholes.
@SamusMaximusSMXD
Ай бұрын
The look of contempt it gave you as it backed away 🤣
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