His reason for wearing the Mets shirt is absolutely insane. Batman couldn’t have beat that information out of me
@ronrondrewthat
20 күн бұрын
Thats what he calls his right 🖐🏼…. BATMAN 😣 Yeah I would’ve kept 🤐 too 😂
@aaronfreak100
20 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@butch420cassidy4
20 күн бұрын
Who nuts on themselves while firing off some knuckle children.. at the very least find an old shirt or sock, like the good Lord intended 🙄
@flikitova1399
20 күн бұрын
😂
@Michael-jr1dc
20 күн бұрын
LOL
@Guyonthecouch420
20 күн бұрын
He violated the NDA within 48 hours 😂😂
@hunterwb630
19 күн бұрын
As one does
@yousifmuhsin8172
18 күн бұрын
G7
@yousifmuhsin8172
18 күн бұрын
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@gespachosoup
20 күн бұрын
Two stories in one. He put the worm on the hook with that first one and yanked me in with the second. He's a master baiter
@kcdavis3812
20 күн бұрын
Well done sir.
@dilbotmacguillacutty4849
20 күн бұрын
Classic!
@TheSlashSlingingSlasher
19 күн бұрын
Geezus man this is one of the top comments. Good job sir!
@MVPMcGEE
19 күн бұрын
I would've told a story of messy masticating over messy masturbating.
@mmundle941
19 күн бұрын
LMAOOOO
@HelloName-jp7ju
20 күн бұрын
Joe was dying I haven't heard him laugh this hard in a minute 🤣😂
@jamescoay
20 күн бұрын
Yeah him, Theo, and Protect Our Parks
@alichamas63
12 күн бұрын
Chris and Joe have a similar vibe they have a great chemistry
@andrewferguson8032
7 күн бұрын
Chris may have bombed 3 times, but his story was hilarious!
@Guyonthecouch420
20 күн бұрын
" it doesn't feel like they are going to like you " 😂😂
@Namdrahsirhc
19 күн бұрын
Rock solid read lol
@max_coast
19 күн бұрын
i died, DIED at that
@alimuh007
13 күн бұрын
Hilarious
@jameskim1505
2 күн бұрын
Yo that's good foundation right there
@holimeth188
20 күн бұрын
Joe was READY for a classic Distefano story
@MrAM4D3U5
19 күн бұрын
I’m from the tristate and had a million friends like Chrissy, it was surprising to me to learn so many people don’t like him. I find his humor totally relatable & funny
@tehlurfry679
19 күн бұрын
Even the com on the shirt part..?
@ryanvee570
18 күн бұрын
He’s a closet homosexual
@Benw3790
17 күн бұрын
@@tehlurfry679yes that shit was funny af
@aprx1814
10 күн бұрын
I saw him YEARS ago at a small theater in Port Jefferson, NY. He was hilarious, his siri skit was awesome
@danchris4287
20 күн бұрын
HE turned these bad comedy minutes into great content for himself and for the owners of the Mets and I'm sure they love the publicity of him telling it on his podcast and now the biggest podcast in the world. He wore that shirt purposely to tell that story. Good on him
@CHANGOSMILES
20 күн бұрын
I’m pretty sure jizz was involved in his decision 😂
@luffebassen
20 күн бұрын
Yea he wanted to give back obviously....and i think he succeeded.
@deadwood2757
19 күн бұрын
Steve Cohen is a human trash bag
@Mike7911779
5 күн бұрын
And was able to segue wacking off into Mets owner stories
@Jdizzle-lv6of
4 күн бұрын
Yes, but he still managed to shit on the Mets by using it as a cum sock 🤣
@SupaHans04
20 күн бұрын
I love how chris just takes his chances 😂
@thickivicki89
17 күн бұрын
I know. Especially moving his family because he wanted to live closer to a bagel spot lol
@joesmith332
19 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure the Cohens keep around Chris the same way King Henry VIII kept around his court jester.
@JohnStockton-gi8pp
15 күн бұрын
At the end of the day they are just rich jesters 🎉🃏
@eb6020
19 күн бұрын
Chris Distefano’s best comedy comes from bombing at comedy.
@18Callahan
19 күн бұрын
“At some point , I don’t know who threw it …a shrimp bounced off my chest” 😂😂
@MikeChamp
13 күн бұрын
Not sure how much of that story was a bit, but that was lol As long as Rogan laughs
@lou1958
19 күн бұрын
I sincerely love this Chris guy. Such a relatable dude.
@SNNetwork
16 күн бұрын
his stories about his dad are the best
@darianwillis8520
20 күн бұрын
Remember the days Chissy talked about never being on Rogan. 3 times now
@tonyg490
20 күн бұрын
I still remember when people like Shane Gillis and Tim Dillon talked about it and they've since been on countless times.
@itmghtgtdrk
20 күн бұрын
I do remember those days. Good times.
@alex-lw7qt
17 күн бұрын
I remember correctly it's joe list and him for the longest right?
@darianwillis8520
17 күн бұрын
@@alex-lw7qt took shane a while too now look at him
@kgw100
20 күн бұрын
Somebody hit me with a shrimp
@Greg18m7
19 күн бұрын
This is actually an amazing story about overcoming adversity and coming out on top, good life lesson in this
@ChristianCampos24
19 күн бұрын
I hear Joe Rogan laugh, I immediately start laughing too.
@cocoworldwideoriginal998
19 күн бұрын
Genuinely a great storyteller.
@mattbowden1981
19 күн бұрын
Hands down best JRE clip I’ve seen in awhile. Hilarious.
@Giiiiiiiooooooooo
20 күн бұрын
Shit the story alone made me a Mets fan🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chade7669
18 күн бұрын
Agreed lol
@Davyboy87
17 күн бұрын
Take it from a suffering Mets fan dont do it run 😅
@Giiiiiiiooooooooo
17 күн бұрын
@@Davyboy87 life of suffering huh? 😅
@Davyboy87
17 күн бұрын
@@Giiiiiiiooooooooo you have no idea 🤣
@redmon41
20 күн бұрын
omg, I don't love Chris but I'm in tears right now! Real, honest, and raw. Best story I've heard in a long time.
@miken2968
20 күн бұрын
Why say the 1st part?
@redmon41
20 күн бұрын
@miken2968 was just being honest...isn't the point of going on JRE to increase your profile? I sure as hell watched that episode of Hey Babe after I watched this.
@lodestarsprayer5660
20 күн бұрын
Chris D, golden info, love your story telling, jokes and pods...Keep Rollin Bro!
@Woopass90
20 күн бұрын
It doesn't feel like they are gunna like you. GOLD
@joelexline9
20 күн бұрын
Chris KILLS Joe with his bombing stories, hilarious
@Shari-gt8bk
20 күн бұрын
Gross intro there on the clip, Jamie... heh.
@stevenfoster4066
20 күн бұрын
You liked it though 🤷♀️
@zaxlee01
20 күн бұрын
TMI at the begginning, the story saved him lol
@kevinbarker9015
20 күн бұрын
Coming from the OF model
@shannonVB
20 күн бұрын
Great intro Jamie, more of these please🎉
@MVPMcGEE
19 күн бұрын
"Jamie, pull up the video of that bear decapitating the OF thot." - All manly men
@SymboIik
19 күн бұрын
This guy Chris always is a good story teller
@King_of_Apathy
19 күн бұрын
Chrissy stories Destefano , his 9/11 story killed me. His story’s about his dad kill me, another great one! Love you Chrissy!
@ucel37
20 күн бұрын
There’s no way this clip needed to be added individually 😂
@CYMotorsport
20 күн бұрын
lol I still remember going to this gd game. Idk if you meant that ironically but holy hell this story is so hilarious bc it’s true. He ate SHIT during his random little set. It felt like a setup or punishment . It’s so much better knowing cohen actually did set him up
@MrBuketman
20 күн бұрын
Holy hell it’s a T-shirt. People from the NE are so strange. Who cares?
@Chef-vg4pu
19 күн бұрын
I don’t care anything that he says after the fact that he masturbated and his essence got onto the shirt that he wanted to wear… Pretty fucking stupid goodbye
@camcambambam5128
19 күн бұрын
This was a great video. Took some shrooms 30 mins ago I’m laughing like Joe but worse
@MrBuketman
19 күн бұрын
@@camcambambam5128 Time for cartoons and Zeppelin.
@HEADBANGA34
16 күн бұрын
The fact that Chrissy has Joe laughing like that every time he comes on the podcast, you know this boy is a true comedian❤
@straightupgamer354
20 күн бұрын
Distefanopolous at your soivice 😂
@xPersianxKing
16 күн бұрын
I was at the Mets vs Cubs game! First time in NY and first time in a Baseball stadium! Citi Field is a memory I’ll never forget!
@selokin3974
19 күн бұрын
This was one of the funniest clips from JRE 😂😂
@davewalker5040
18 күн бұрын
This may be the greatest clip of JRE ever!
@Lykkos29
20 күн бұрын
I always think Chris Distefano is a jiu jitsu fighter
@theWolfyugo
19 күн бұрын
More like a Jew Jizzsu fighter 👽
@briant1961
20 күн бұрын
That had to be the funniest 14 min of my life🤣
@Collateral0
11 күн бұрын
I met Chris Distefano at Yankee stadium 11 years ago on a school field trip. We recognized him from Bro Code on MTV, he took pics with us, was courteous and nice. That being said my mother worked at shea and citi for 25 years, I lived in Jackson heights 10 minutes away next to Junction Boulevard and Roosevelt, always been a Mets fan runs in the family lol.
@jaspdx63
19 күн бұрын
there really should be a compilation of "quintessential New York stories that will have you dying with laughter." someone build a playlist, or refer me to one. I'm hooked.
@johnqdoe
20 күн бұрын
We’ve all had that friend with absolutely no shame 😂
@TheHaubs11tx
19 күн бұрын
Look there’s so much content around JR but there’s something about this that is just the best. I called it top 10 but I’m gonna put it in the top three that is the best story I’ve ever heard because it’s real.
@SiriusDogStar369
20 күн бұрын
1:14 🥰 That laugh was awesome.
@JacobHayden911
20 күн бұрын
Wby would you release the clips before the episode, Jaimooo!?!? DAMNIT, JAIMOOO!!!!
@livinglife1089
19 күн бұрын
Brilliant marketing, makes more people want to watch the whole episode
@RobMcGravyTrain
18 күн бұрын
I love how amusing Joe finds Chris hahahaha
@beaudubay8708
4 күн бұрын
Dude the way Joe wheezed after Chris said “it doesn’t seem like they’re gonna like you” has me rolling 😂😂
@lucernodelci66
17 күн бұрын
I love this channel for the entertainment value, but this the funniest video I've watched in long time. Lmmfao.
@ryandoan4168
19 күн бұрын
i love him forever, history hyenas was my fav podcast of allll timeeeeeeeeeeee
@Juan-ws9sy
20 күн бұрын
W for Joe with the Mets and android relationship lmao
@CHANGOSMILES
20 күн бұрын
Chris has a 🐐 smile and Joe has a 🐐 laugh 😂😂😂
@variaxi935
13 күн бұрын
This is THE story for comedians 🤣🤣 a story that goes from *painfully* awkward to incredibly wholesome is the BEST hahaha
@trusttheprocess5618
19 күн бұрын
Joes heart dropped when he mentioned ndas 🤣🤣
@justaplanet
19 күн бұрын
This is gonna be apart of one of those “Joe Rogan dying laughing compilation” videos
@InternetRevolution368
20 күн бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time.
@gena4ka
20 күн бұрын
This was amazing! Laughed sooo hard with Joe :D
@professormancaptain4210
20 күн бұрын
13:27 making sure he didnt just ruin that shirt too
@BoostedByV
20 күн бұрын
Yanny can’t believe it 😂
@igrowmelons979
20 күн бұрын
If you enjoy the soothing sounds of Joe Rogan laughing then this video is for you
@jamesconnelly3189
20 күн бұрын
Where’s the ep?
@productofapathy
19 күн бұрын
10:31 The sound that Rogan makes is hilarious. Straight out of Ren and Stimpy
@Bojackson.34
16 күн бұрын
Chris Distafano understood the assignment❌🤣
@ehallam08
20 күн бұрын
Great story
@NotSoTrippy
17 күн бұрын
"it doesn't feel like there gonna like you" LMAOOOOO
@WazZappening
16 күн бұрын
This guy has a gift for telling stories, that's his true comedic talent right there. I can imagine anybody else just saying "I bombed" but this guy tells the story in such a funny way.
@hitmando23
19 күн бұрын
This maybe my favourite Rogan story …
@BGlaxbro21
3 күн бұрын
the chris distefano hunting with his dad story is so funny, it was early in his career 🤣🤣
@michaelswinburne4350
15 күн бұрын
Sweet story. I needed this
@charlesvolpe6837
20 күн бұрын
This is a great story
@marcoswest2797
20 күн бұрын
Show the ep!
@GlassPiffJar
19 күн бұрын
Incredible story teller
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
20 күн бұрын
This is such a crazy story, feels like a movie plot
@chrismenniti
20 күн бұрын
Thank god he isn't wearing those gay glasses this time. Atta boy chrissy.
@paulgraves4605
20 күн бұрын
best guest in awhile... some good laughs
@simpsons721
19 күн бұрын
"It's comedy" is a great take
@cinkaid8710
17 күн бұрын
Humility at its finest. I respect it
@greenpilltheory6649
19 күн бұрын
PaulyToon needs to get a hold of this one for sure.
@Jdavid1976
20 күн бұрын
His set with the annoying laugh guy is hilarious also 😂
@cBetweenTheLines
18 күн бұрын
1:24 i cant wait for this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mikes8116
18 күн бұрын
Big fan of Kock! Hilarious! Tommy Mottola had the best line of the night.
@saulgood6313
20 күн бұрын
Can’t find the stadium video on his instagram. Anyone know where to find it?
@anadraham2995
19 күн бұрын
Word gets used waaaaay too much but this is a definite exception - fuckin LEGENDARY‼️‼️‼️
@Grizzfan56231
10 күн бұрын
This is golden just put Chris through the worst situations in comedy it’s hilarious
@angelocean365
16 күн бұрын
This was friggin HILARIOUS!!!
@TrumpDabs
20 күн бұрын
Is this full episode up? I can’t find it on Spotify
@Pjotrr
20 күн бұрын
Exactly!! What is this?
@ZicoTheDon
20 күн бұрын
It was just uploaded
@TrumpDabs
20 күн бұрын
@@ZicoTheDon watching now!
@shnz6440
19 күн бұрын
This is Top 5 comedy stories of all time
@rawpower12xu
18 күн бұрын
Not a huge Distefano fan but this story was gold. Gold Jerry.
@acchieeee
20 күн бұрын
Classic JRE 😂
@darknight1676
20 күн бұрын
i can't find the full episode, is it releasing tomorrow?
@Dugar-III
20 күн бұрын
Its out now
@darknight1676
20 күн бұрын
@@Dugar-III yessirr
@olivergutierrez4055
15 күн бұрын
I like Chris and I love the Mets. So awesome combo
@dannyvitullo21
19 күн бұрын
That Mets shirt looks so clean tho. He should be a regular on JRE.
@benpeters3427
8 күн бұрын
This guy is gonna be a killer grandpa telling crazy stories to the grandkids lmaoo
@dgayle17
20 күн бұрын
"It doesn't feel like they're going to like you....."
@darealest2exist260
20 күн бұрын
I’m not sure if they like you, they might like laughing at you & it’s easy to confuse that; especially when the other person is in a higher social status than you & you want them to like you.
@greenpilltheory6649
19 күн бұрын
"It doesn't feel like they are gonna like you."
@snowyfragrant6029
20 күн бұрын
How is the clip out but not the episode?
@darknight1676
20 күн бұрын
can't find it for some reason thought its only me
@thenewtowncryer
19 күн бұрын
Great story!!!
@mcliffordjr
17 күн бұрын
Greatest story ever laughter is contagious
@IaMmAchInE21
19 күн бұрын
Chrissy D finally did his dream, a JRE podcast on KZitem, not Spotify kid.
@GraveTalkswithShannonScott
5 күн бұрын
Crying over this. Gotta give it to you for the willingness to be present.
@oldirtylemons
20 күн бұрын
4:18 My thoughts exactly.
@MikeThoeresz
17 күн бұрын
I laughed out loud that hard in a while.
@bronxty
20 күн бұрын
As a life long living in the Bronx, I've always been a Mets fan. Those that lived along the New England through - way (north Bronx) we had distant view of the old Shea stadium. When the Mets would win they would let off fireworks 🎇. I would always run to the window to see the fireworks as a child. Been a fan ever since. As an adult living near Yankee stadium (ironically) never felt any hate because ugh it's just a team. I actually ran my first 5k inside Yankee stadium.
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