This is how I learned English as a native speaker from birth.
@mahatmaniggandhi2898
2 жыл бұрын
prove it
@dgphi
2 жыл бұрын
You are really dedicated to language learning. To have learned since birth? Wow.
@travis8895
2 жыл бұрын
I've been considering learning English. It isn't that different from American though so it may not be that useful.
@horsescaballus3888
2 жыл бұрын
@@dgphi he is also a Giga ultra poliglot attractive to every woman and man on the planet
@soulplexis
2 жыл бұрын
I had the British language learned by the time I was six days old. It was quite easy to add american and that was the day i became duolingual
@justalittlechikon4511
2 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Memorize the dictionary. Step 5: Illegally immigrate to the country of your target language. Bro 💀💀💀
@mynameusedtobelong
2 жыл бұрын
It's easy dude, just be a god.
@sethwilson4541
2 жыл бұрын
its easy if you want to go to mexico if its the other way around you might get shot.
@TheDoomFan2004
Жыл бұрын
Thats why i moved to Afghanistan
@Anuj-2
Жыл бұрын
@@TheDoomFan2004 I am taking fire in Ukraine
@benjaminCharless
Жыл бұрын
@@TheDoomFan2004 speak persian with english letters
@ExpertCobra-tn1vt
2 жыл бұрын
I ended up instantly learning Urdu, Hindi, Persian, Turkish, Chinese, French, German, and Spanish to full mastery by the time I finished this video. Thanks man!
@muhammadali.2755
Жыл бұрын
Oi mere Allah! Yeah kisy ho giya!!!!
@muhammadali.2755
Жыл бұрын
U wrote urdu first I sus u are Pakistani lol We know it sounds better then Hindi lol
@start9749
Жыл бұрын
Abzolutely alpha male sigma gigachad languages except Spanish
@lly_09
Жыл бұрын
Damn! and here I'm thinking of illegally migrating to my target country
@SuhbanIo
10 ай бұрын
@introboy1 sach hai
@metronoth
2 жыл бұрын
I tried all of these... now everyone thinks I'm a russian. The tattooing on the eyelid helped a lot. Спасибо:)
@cremebrulee2484
2 жыл бұрын
Да привет я шотландцы фат американский шуд бе фармэд Фор тхэрэ мыт ас тхэй аэе со фукин фат
@malevolence8124
2 жыл бұрын
@@cremebrulee2484 бро ты чего
@trollotv_real
2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I used the tricks with Chinese in one day and 现在我可以说流利的英语了
@victordmitry5562
2 жыл бұрын
@@trollotv_real what kkkkkk
@cremebrulee2484
2 жыл бұрын
@@malevolence8124 Я не знаю
@eyeballpapercut4400
2 жыл бұрын
Asian alternative method on how to learn everything from a book especially dictionaries, step by step: 1) Get book 2) Tear apart front to back to sheets 3) Chop to smaller pieces 5) Burn pieces 6) Collect ash 6) Mix ash to watr 7) Put ash water in blender 8) Turn blender on mix ash wit water 9) Add sugar if like 10) Drink mix 11) Book now in head 12) Twelve
@sunflower8227
2 жыл бұрын
twelve
@eyeballpapercut4400
2 жыл бұрын
@Sarthak Kalpasi START A BOOK BURNING NOW
@mahatmaniggandhi2898
2 жыл бұрын
book now in head body now in dead
@phanhavuthsou8037
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for wasting my time 🙃
@Someone-hd4yj
2 жыл бұрын
@Sarthak Kalpasi try it
@ezequielstepanenko3229
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the last step: create a KZitem channel to teach people how to learn any language faster
@filipecalado5773
2 жыл бұрын
I'll create to teach as well, just to make me better in my studies!
@maythesciencebewithyou
Жыл бұрын
Shock natives by saying hello in their native tongue
@sneedle252
2 ай бұрын
I find this a first step. It keeps you accountable by building an expectation that you have to live up to, and also creates the work ethic of imposer syndrome by being an imposter.
@robrooks9274
2 жыл бұрын
But you can just sit on the toilet and never leave... it will save a TON of time. 😉
@LanguageSimp
2 жыл бұрын
Hadn’t considered that
@savetheplanet3704
2 жыл бұрын
???
@HabAngstVorHunden
2 жыл бұрын
You will save a lot of mob
@aveyli
2 жыл бұрын
saves previous sweeping time
@sasino
2 жыл бұрын
I'm reading this comment from the comfort of my toilet
@NosebleeddeGroselha
2 жыл бұрын
Your “R” pronunciation in Portuguese is really good, super satisfying to hear ✨ that’s usually the one people have the most hard time with (even us natives lmao)
@corinnarust
2 жыл бұрын
true, the r in portuguese can be both english h and "flap t" (Hmmm nosebleed deve ser grin... d e g r o s e l h a...... ai é foda kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)
@iblazemanz
2 жыл бұрын
@@corinnarust ACHEI Q C ERA GRINGO KLKKKKKKKKKK
@corinnarust
2 жыл бұрын
@@tiagomoraes1510 vdd kkkk mas bem, tem lugares no Brasil que o R é pronunciado que nem o R americano kkk
@EnderFenekin
2 жыл бұрын
@@tiagomoraes1510 O cebolinha.
@amandamartinelli1994
2 жыл бұрын
@@tiagomoraes1510 acho que o groselha quis dizer sobre as diferenças de sotaque, o R do RJ, o R de São Paulo/MG que é puxadissimo, o R da Bahia q as vezes não existe nas palavras, etc
@NerdyHoodReviews
2 жыл бұрын
"You smell that warm piss and cigarrette smoke" lmao that shit had me dyin.
@tysonla181
2 жыл бұрын
This is how I learn Japanese in a way, but now you have given me more inspiration.
@yanstein8464
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, i heard the first tip and immediately thought 'that's how you learn japanese' lmao
@qtulhoo
2 жыл бұрын
Learning Kanji seems cool ("Oh, I can learn vocab and the writing system together! Logographic writing systems are so cool!") but then actually sitting down can be a pain.
@tysonla181
2 жыл бұрын
@@qtulhoo yes
@dekko_sov
2 жыл бұрын
This Video has changed my life🙏🙏🙏 Certainly the BEST tutorial I have ever seen
@fetio7911
2 жыл бұрын
I wish this guy would actually tell us how he learned so many languages
@Gueroizquierda
2 жыл бұрын
Real advice to learn a language quickly is to set aside at least 30 minutes every day and learn what you haven't learned yet. Every "Learn Language In 3 MONTHS!" video is basically what I said but with some gimmick. Listening to media in the target language helps too
@coolbrotherf127
2 жыл бұрын
He probably just studied grammar and vocabulary along with practicing his reading, writing, and speaking skills over time.
@markusketonen2412
Жыл бұрын
Number one: Motivation, above EVERYTHING ELSE is Motivation. So tell yourself "It's easy", because if you start learning Arabic/ Chinese/ Whatever and you constantly think it's difficult, so then it'll be difficult.
@LEONGarrys
Жыл бұрын
@@markusketonen2412you mean number two, cuz discipline will last when things get complicated, can't say the same about motivation. Motivation makes you begin the journey, but it's discipline what will lead you to your destination.
@willb586
4 ай бұрын
He is saying how to do it but in a very metaphorical and hyperbolical way, you just have to try and put yourself into it Read it,understand it,speak it,and hear it And repeat hurensohn
@aaronmiller2020
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I can't tell if this guy is being serious or satirical
@Sparfucile
2 жыл бұрын
Neither
@senor2930
2 жыл бұрын
It's so obvious.
@renlevy411
2 жыл бұрын
Obviously satirical.
@aaronmiller2020
2 жыл бұрын
@@renlevy411 It was just a joke
@sidneycalderon6547
2 жыл бұрын
Likewise.
@maya_D978
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, i was just going to say this is the only video you seem serious in😂
@5Gazto
Жыл бұрын
Oh, come one man. You forgot to mention THE best method: Watching videos about how to learn any foreign language in your native language, procrastinating actally reading or listening your target language at your adequate level ad infinitum.
@BulatShaymi
2 жыл бұрын
best guide i've ever got, gotta try the tips, cheers mate!
@PalaceIV
2 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel through your "If KZitem Polyglots were Honest" and I have to say I'm loving your content. It's absolutely hilarious. Pretty sure your channel was recommended after watching some Japanese learning videos. Nonetheless you've earned a new subscriber!
@luciamarcos2366
2 жыл бұрын
Literally the same happen to me hahaha
@MonkOrMan
2 жыл бұрын
Being a follower of comprehensible input feels like having a secret key to the other half of the comedy that isn't accessible to the wider audience.
@RicktheCrofter
Жыл бұрын
Here’s a real tip. I learned Spanish by immersion and self taught. As I spoke with people in Spanish I carried a small note book with me. If as I was speaking with someone and realized I didn’t know how to say something, I would write it in my notebook and look it up when I got home. Likewise, if in normal conversation I heard a Spanish word I didn’t understand I would write it down and look it up. This way I learned vocabulary I would actually use in everyday conversation.
@FakenameStevens
Жыл бұрын
Very good!
@Pining_for_the_fjords
2 жыл бұрын
The tip about learning conjugations is actually useful. When I first began learning Polish, I learnt the conjugations early on so that when I encountered a word, I could try to recognise which conjugation it's in. For example if I saw the word zobaczyłem, I would recognise that the "łem" ending is masculine first-person past. So even if I didn't have a dictionary, I would know it's some verb that the male speaker says he did in the past. And if I had a dictionary I could just find an infinitive that fits the "zobaczy-" stem. Of course conjugation tables can be complex and difficult to memorise, and at least for me, I had to learn it through memorising example sentences of where certain conjugations are used. But if you can learn the most useful conjugations early, it can definitely help.
@lowgpu1687
2 жыл бұрын
Thats neat! Im going to start learning polish
@zosiunias4130
2 жыл бұрын
Polski jest bardzo trudny więc życzę powodzenia 👍
@internetaddict1642
9 ай бұрын
i dare you to now say "grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz"
@IC34L
8 ай бұрын
skąd uczysz się polskiego?
@botprototype7336
2 жыл бұрын
Cool stuff. I want to be a linguist. But am a beginner. Thank you. Hopefully this helps me learn new languages.
@paulwalther5237
2 жыл бұрын
The delivery is fantastic.
@pep6598
2 жыл бұрын
very informative video! after following these steps i an fluent over 50 languages and even some that aren't in any written vocabulary in history!
@aminemeslem9622
6 ай бұрын
You're sarcasm is beyond everything 😂😂
@emanuels5371
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you language simp!!! Your content has changed my life. Now eu posso falar português como um nativo, além de que j'étudie français à present et je veux apprénder 69 languages so i'll become a hyperpoliglot gigachad like you. I can firmly agree with all your methods, i've already memorized 42000 words in Pakistani! E.g: Bolsonaro é muito super bom! (It means "save the amazon rainforest"!)
@AbdonPhirathon
2 жыл бұрын
Save the Amazon Rainforest 😂😂😂
@Cutestriker
2 жыл бұрын
Hello bhai AP Urdu Sikh rhe kia
@maximeschmitt2094
Жыл бұрын
Juste une petite correction pour ta partie en français : "J'étudie à présent le français et je veux apprendre..."
@isaacanthony9121
Жыл бұрын
Lula is the president now kkkkk
@busktheworld5658
2 жыл бұрын
t'es vraiment trop marrant, je suis bien content d'avoir un anglais suffisant pour voir de tels vidéos
@mymedusabarber
Жыл бұрын
I love this so much!!! Please please make a podcast 🙏
@GoodbyeRubyTu3sday
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much, this was super useful!!!
@Simple_Lofi_Beats
Жыл бұрын
A step if I may add is to learn quantum physics and make a Time Machine to go back to when the language was being developed and speak English therefore in the modern day the country speaks English making you sound like a native speaker
@pr3bzi
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like you should learn norwegian and swedish because its so easy since they’re so similar to danish
@teriusrodriguez5200
2 жыл бұрын
But he speaks every language
@darkfrozenwinterstar3639
2 жыл бұрын
Norwegian is a good „gateway“ language, it came from Danish but also has connections to Swedish (ofc not surprisingly, since Norway and Sweden are very close to each other), so Norwegians understand both Danish and Swedish people at least a bit, but Swedish people don’t really understand Norwegian people that much and Swedish and Danish folks kinda have big problems understanding each other At least that’s what I heard I‘m German and currently learning Norwegian, so my knowledge about the Scandinavian relationships is quite limited
@samuel_saysske1355
2 жыл бұрын
@@darkfrozenwinterstar3639 no we can understand Norwegian but not danish
@darkfrozenwinterstar3639
2 жыл бұрын
@@samuel_saysske1355 Oh sorry dude I didn’t want to spread misinformation Ofc you know it better as a native who actually speaks a Scandinavian language What I said was just something from a YT video, some guy mentioned that Swedes and Danish guys don’t really understand each other Ob the other hand, I read some time ago that Norwegians in some areas can speak better Danish than a whole different Norwegian dialect😂 Kinda funny, but here in Germany it‘s similar, especially in the South are very different and „weird“ dialects
@samuel_saysske1355
2 жыл бұрын
@@darkfrozenwinterstar3639thats go for the region of Scania as well. Even some Swedes(some…right…) have a hard time understand scanian. But if you can make a dane speak slowly it is accully quite easy to understand danish. Ps Scania is the region whitch is most south in Sweden and was s part of Denmark till the 1700 century.
@abdulahfarrid3132
2 жыл бұрын
Step 6: once you're in the country, get arrested to have contact with native speakers 24/7
@user-mrfrog
2 жыл бұрын
Merci pour les conseils! 😁
@_helenadesousa
2 жыл бұрын
im so glad youre learning portuguese, im brazilian
@mrrobertbates
2 жыл бұрын
Dude you are the best. All your videos should have more views than they do.
@roivymorales8039
2 жыл бұрын
Estoy aprendiendo inglés y francés y este es el mejor canal que veo
@greensphinx
2 жыл бұрын
Bueno! Estoy aprendiendo español. Me lo gusta mucho, muy divertido.
@PabloRodriguez-cl4ox
2 жыл бұрын
ví
@julian.16
2 жыл бұрын
Yo inglés y alemán
@samuel_saysske1355
2 жыл бұрын
@@greensphinx ¡Hola! Estoy aprendiendo español tambien
@regularpersonLIVE
Жыл бұрын
Tôi có biết nói tiếng Việt, và tôi được không rất tốt.
@sasino
2 жыл бұрын
The last tip is actually useful lmao 😂
@F0XYEDITZYT.
7 ай бұрын
Yess the bucket step is the most important thanks for including!
@rehmankhalid7415
2 жыл бұрын
Love the videos bro
@THE5599SHOW
2 жыл бұрын
this is the definition of languagelearningcirclejerk
@Melthornal
2 жыл бұрын
I used this method to learn greek and I became fluent in about 19 days. It works.
@Coolbudgie20
Жыл бұрын
Howwww
@koko-rm7ew
11 ай бұрын
@@Coolbudgie20they followed the tutorial, simple as that
@Coolbudgie20
11 ай бұрын
@@koko-rm7ew but i don't understand still
@agedamaki3590
Жыл бұрын
It took me literally the whole video to realize his sense of humor.
@shirleymolina3267
2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos, thanks 🤣
@mahatmaniggandhi2898
2 жыл бұрын
hungarian and finnish have an incredibly easy and straight forward pronunciation. i can't understand a single word tho 🤣 except maybe perkele
@Cetnikmapping
2 ай бұрын
Me too
@davidsthoughts60
5 ай бұрын
I call tech support and keep asking "what next" until I know the language fluently.
@zachsabel5466
2 жыл бұрын
started wathcing this channel and now i get ads for language learning sites and actually serious channels
@CreativeAnujkumar
Жыл бұрын
Thanks bro for your tips.
@Speak4Yourself2
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot!
@brimeyer137
8 ай бұрын
You remind me of tim from the tim and eric show 🤣 its so great. I love it
@MisterGames
6 ай бұрын
Wow. This is almost exactly how i learned Australian English. But i skipped all the boring bits and went from non speaker to native like fluency with full immersion by being born in Australia. Not sure how i can make that work as an adult who doesn't wear nappies anymore, with second or third languages though.
@germanshreyder
2 жыл бұрын
Спасибо за советы чувак! Мой родной язык- русский и по моему ты очень хорошо говоришь на этом языке (абсолютно ничего не знаю про твою русскую грамматику и словарный запас, но произношение и построение предложений хорошие). Спасибо
@friend610
2 жыл бұрын
привет! я learning русский. это very difficult! but я learning!
@user-ee6km2ge6g
Жыл бұрын
@@friend610 желаю успехов. Главное не сдаваться.👍🇧🇾😊
@freakbird
9 ай бұрын
Чуваки всем привет из России
@Coolbudgie20
Жыл бұрын
Anyone have tips on learning dutch?
@yuhh7705
2 жыл бұрын
Btw ur french is pretty good
@angelicreinforcement3373
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you - silly me, I've been learning everything together like some disgusting hodgepodge of language learning. I should have just started with vocab!
@fischerdog624
2 жыл бұрын
The part of the imagination really did work for me, it seemed like a pranks but it really worked 🥺
@krishnathiagarajan8290
2 жыл бұрын
3:39 absolutely sent me :')
@euyin77
2 жыл бұрын
You can also teach us how to move eyebrows independently
@tiffy6257
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOO the ending took me out 😂😂
@adammoore7447
2 жыл бұрын
Haha..I'm glad I watched this after a few beers...
@andreiaellen1391
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing tips 👏🏻👍🏼🙌🏻 LOL
@justvolt
2 жыл бұрын
finally a satirical video from language simp
@mona9229
2 жыл бұрын
I have tried to learn English and I still beginner, however, after this video, I found out that my learning method was wrong , moreover, I take 2 courses , one in a language school and the other online
@madleykool8968
2 жыл бұрын
Твои брови сводят меня с ума
@TheBrandy125
2 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel, It's pure gold. And please only reply in Taiwanese.
@Simon-kd3jc
Жыл бұрын
This works! I tried it!
@soyleduardo7467
2 жыл бұрын
This is 100% accurate!
@otutordefisicabasica2192
Жыл бұрын
it should seems like a good idea, but the way this guy made it, it way like, a good style of it, great video.
@spantorris7911
2 жыл бұрын
very intresting i now know how to speak english
@davidbrisbane7206
7 ай бұрын
I emersed myself so much in learning a new language that I nearly drowned!
@James-nd6yu
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a language nerd wannabe. So, I am wondering if there's a method to learn those things. Thanks for your method! Thanks, Danke, Спасибо!
@einwildesbennett8600
2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this guy is serious or not
@sniperglaceon
2 жыл бұрын
this man is no joke i learn Espinach
@rsr4423
2 жыл бұрын
memorizing the dictionary is a very serious task
@obsessiveleechvol.2329
2 жыл бұрын
он на 100% серьезен, благодаря этому парню я выучил русский язык за 4 дня и теперь достиг абсолютной беглости.
@shirleymolina3267
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@am3-YT
2 жыл бұрын
look at the description
@veronikaleleka7672
2 жыл бұрын
I really like the tip about speaking 😂
@Giannis_Potamitis
2 жыл бұрын
Omg thanks this tutorial wassuper helpful!!!! I learned Palestinian fluently by following all steps…. Then I went to the beautiful Country of Palestine (100%legally) some very friendly Palestinians wearing some blue suits with stars and some funny hats welcomed me. I told them “you are beautiful” in Palestinian and they told me something I couldn’t understand cause it was in zimbabwenian that sounded like “how deir you col mi a reipist”😂😂 lol I know he was so funny. Then they put me in their car that had blue and red lights for some reason (maybe it’s tradition) and we went in a big house with many rooms that said PRYZON with big red letters. Then we went inside and they put me in a room and provided me food and water for 5 years AND kept me safe. Palestinians are so funny and friendly. Palestinian is the best lengaj ever!!!!!!!!!!!!❤🎉🎉❤🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@ridaahmed3071
Жыл бұрын
THE BLUE SUITS WITH STARS LMAOO
@realhuman5688
Жыл бұрын
Best comment ever lol
@Vpentrov
Жыл бұрын
I don’t even know what I just read.
@riccoplayer
Жыл бұрын
I did not know English before watching this video, thank you.
@kiaxoy
2 жыл бұрын
Dude you’re funny as fuck.
@georgesonm1774
8 ай бұрын
good method.
@juleussantiago2987
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂I hate this dude 😂😂😂love your content
@durciak1407
2 жыл бұрын
Can you make video about how to learn basic words in language
@jinjurbreadman
Жыл бұрын
what if you did this video, but serious
@DogesBasement
Жыл бұрын
3:56 Oh, Ben-Gurion airport. Gives warm memories.
@moayusf
Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t speak German before This Video but after This video I practiced these steps and finally… Ich Can Sprechen Deutsche Und cömmunikäte wizh ozther Peöple , Dankeschön Language Simp❤️👊
@CormadeStalin
5 ай бұрын
Bro after following these instructions I learnt Hindu, Hindi, Gaelic, German, and Texan in five minutes!
@malerieglasser5276
Жыл бұрын
LMAO calling a store to complain just to practice the language with the guy on the other line😂😂😂
@Japonesbello
11 ай бұрын
Well, if you're brave enough...
@driftaway2806
Жыл бұрын
Warm piss and smoke LMAO
@melaniegrace7707
2 жыл бұрын
And here I am seriously considering doing number 4...
@saassuus9220
Жыл бұрын
o teu português não é nada mau. bom trabalho aí.
@humanoidsandvichdispenser
2 жыл бұрын
Will this help me learn Uzbek?
@AIA1990
Жыл бұрын
i never get tired of this guys steve carrels eyebrows
@Best_yet_is_2_come
2 жыл бұрын
Hey you need to do I am multilingual working in an airport for tiktok 😎
@aphonos4600
Жыл бұрын
Finally a polyglot who doesn't take himself too seriously.
@user-sz6rf3jz2x
2 жыл бұрын
Omg the phonecall one
@BreezyBrawl
2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to the Swiss German area for. 5 weeks will I learn German?
@simondijkman3414
Жыл бұрын
"Can you smell that warm piss and cigarette smoke?" Boom french accent
@user-zp2rv2vi2r
2 жыл бұрын
thanks i trust you
@user-ho8nq3lu1u
2 жыл бұрын
From you tik tok
@jawelhernandez5836
Жыл бұрын
I'm more impressed on the way you're trying not to blink so you don't waste time. Such a gigachad
@someMF_XD
Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Overdrive-_-
10 ай бұрын
Tatooing conjugation on my eyelids was very helpful in helping me learn every language known on earth
@luckyboy5384
Жыл бұрын
He speaks sarcasm fluently
@grantfreeman8224
2 жыл бұрын
I tried this and idk man, idk if this worgs
@xijnin
9 ай бұрын
estudando: studying aprendendo: learning obrigado por estar aprendendo nossa língua :D
@matthewbednarek8354
2 жыл бұрын
This is funny but can you say how you learned the languages
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