Part time waiter Zerma tries to resist the urge to gamble, after selling his toilet to pay off an electicity bill Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985 #Jerma985 #jerma
The origin stream of 'zerking off', we stand upon hallowed ground
@dan_loeb
4 ай бұрын
zerma zerkin off to zorn on ztream
@junksomnia
4 ай бұрын
@@dan_loeb zerma shows his zenis and starts zerkin off to zorn on ztream
@Electric0eye
4 ай бұрын
No blood can be shed in this holy place.
@vinceb8123
3 ай бұрын
Why is there a Zenis on my wall?!
@solarctic
3 ай бұрын
timestamp pls
@jordynensor2081
4 ай бұрын
all hail the jerma long editors 🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️
@RICKISUGLY
4 ай бұрын
My fav genre of youtuber
@smooth4553
4 ай бұрын
Prosperity and long life for long editors
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
4 ай бұрын
We must keep the meat grinder fed for their sustenance
@Krakenheado7
4 ай бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@TotalTuxedo
4 ай бұрын
Shoutout the Jerma long editors. Gotta be my favorite gender. 🙏
@somedestinyfanyaknow3703
4 ай бұрын
i love how distopian this entire game is, the entire world outside of the city looks like S.T.A.L.K.E.R, the person you play as (at least in Jerma's hands) is bordering on dead and is in a constant battle of staying alive while satiating the words on the screen, and there looks to be a literal impact site, ground zero in the centre of the map.
@__Al_Ex__
4 ай бұрын
There’s designated buildings for a restaurant & a strip club, but the closest thing to a hospital is a drug dealer’s shack on the outskirts of the city.
@EveliaInfinity
3 ай бұрын
this is exactly what the first mad max movie is like
@4rumani
2 ай бұрын
eastern europe
@s8wc3
2 ай бұрын
Dev is european everything you see here is just normal to them
@somedestinyfanyaknow3703
2 ай бұрын
@@s8wc3 this makes everything make sense now. S.T.A.L.K.E.R Dev's? Ukrainian. Streamer Sim? European.
@Official_Arion
4 ай бұрын
jerma questioning why he's entertaining a fake audience while ACTUALLY LIVE is INCREDIBLE
@FenixFang
Ай бұрын
😭😭😭that's what I was thinking
@freezerino
26 күн бұрын
and when he realizes the in-game stream was off and he was "fake entertaining" noone 🤣💀
@dan_loeb
4 ай бұрын
zerma walks up to a drug dealer, asks if he can use his bathroom, then cosumes a can of beans in front of him. incredible.
@jeremytitus9519
4 ай бұрын
Typical Boston behaviour
@NoahtheEpicGuy
4 ай бұрын
his IRL streams have been crazy lately
@dylansickinger545
4 ай бұрын
Oh you mean in the game
@fryingpanem
4 ай бұрын
In a time of hardship, Zerma has revealed he would quickly become a fat fetishist asmr streamer
@princeCustos324
4 ай бұрын
"You guys ready? This is want you want!" *Shakes stomach to California dreaming*
@vinceb8123
3 ай бұрын
Hello? Fat fetish artist? Yeah i'd like a commission (maniacal joker cackling)
@IamGarbo_
3 ай бұрын
Jerma is pyrocynical confirmed????
@naky0ul
3 ай бұрын
zyrozynical
@jsc0625
Ай бұрын
@@IamGarbo_this made me look up what he’s been up to and … wow lmao; his live channel looks like WatchMojo
@CondemnedGuy
3 ай бұрын
Geez, just imagine being the delivery guy for the streamer in this game. You leave the food there, and you can see as a fucking goblin comes out, eats the food outside, and then runs back inside.
@Hexarth
2 ай бұрын
like feeding a tarantula
@WithManyVoices
Ай бұрын
its almost like his real life, scary
@wowmomlonesome5649
3 ай бұрын
It's also kind of beautiful how Jerma get's SO immersed, to the point where he even says the FAKE stream "feels like a real stream". Feels like some kind of commentary on how disconnected you have to be to stream; your fulltime job is putting on a PERSONA. The fake stream and the real stream are equally "real". (I am so fucking high.) He ends the stream when his fake stream ends. He plans out jokes for his fake stream in the exact same way he plans for his real streams.
@Ianea
3 ай бұрын
shut up
@accelerator8929
4 ай бұрын
"I need to buy food expensive food" *INSTANTLY goes to throw all of his money into blackjack*
@ChewyTwee
4 ай бұрын
Crazy that he’s naked for this whole thing
@WithManyVoices
Ай бұрын
its hard for him to zerk off with clothes on
@qubouls524
4 ай бұрын
i love how jerma is always in a constant state of panic
@nen5441
3 ай бұрын
Because he knows the ball fondler is coming. Thats why he moves every month
@kitten1122
2 ай бұрын
except while gambling!
@pantsuslayer8631
4 ай бұрын
41:15 bro the idea of him using 0.5% of the screen to show the game and the rest it´s just waiting for donations it´s too funny
@qwertydavid8070
2 ай бұрын
astolfo :3
@edwardv1255
2 ай бұрын
As a recovering gambling addict, it's scary how real it felt when he went to the horse racing, just manged to click out before betting it all, then going straight to the blackjack for the insta-broke. I also related heavily to him eating beans straight from the can with his bare hands and selling his toilet to buy pills.
@PinnePon
Ай бұрын
You can recover. I believe in you
@RRRRRR-im2sv
Ай бұрын
IKR!!!
@vcr53wus
4 ай бұрын
the truck dumps and we feast again
@mootness_
4 ай бұрын
straight slop
@PinnePon
Ай бұрын
Twitch integration would go crazy in this game. Imagine playing dark suls while the chat is just "ZERKER" "HE ZERKED"
@cashmoneysolutionsltd
4 ай бұрын
i watch your uploads on 90000% speed, great edit just finished
@jeremytitus9519
4 ай бұрын
Homie got neurostory electrodumped
@Electric0eye
4 ай бұрын
what was your favorite part
@Bearolus
4 ай бұрын
great edit just came
@mccaeanderson9002
4 ай бұрын
Jerma: I need to make money! Also Jerma but literally 30 seconds later: *Blows entire savings on BlackJack*
@peepothefrog4331
4 ай бұрын
Go big or go home
@TomJakobW
21 күн бұрын
You gotta spend money to earn money, you fool. It‘s the rules!
@c1nnamodoll
4 ай бұрын
1:21:20 "..i didn't just do that, did i..? did i just click the fuckin button to turn the computer off with my toe. ........im gonna be so pissed o--"
@themysteri0usstranger
4 ай бұрын
whats that from?
@Malphas38th
4 ай бұрын
@@themysteri0usstrangera different stream, he accidentally tapped the off button on his computer with his toe. You can prolly find a video of it by looking up that quote
@themysteri0usstranger
4 ай бұрын
@@Malphas38th you're right i just wish someone would answer with the stream name so i could see it because i was too lazy to look it up
I thought your pfp was an emo skunk at first glance
@elvisghostcaseoh
3 ай бұрын
zocking ur zick
@Sammy38
3 ай бұрын
@@FangBootsOmg I can see it 😭
@chrono817
3 ай бұрын
Zooning and zedging
@nemidoonam6963
26 күн бұрын
I’m zerking off to you
@jacobfalardeau676
4 ай бұрын
32:30 in a rare moment of lucidity jerma realizes that we are all figments of his imagination who will vanish once he wakes up from his dream
@abbym6998
4 ай бұрын
Body dysmorphia simulator
@__Al_Ex__
4 ай бұрын
Viewer: I always look for such stream when I sleep Stream: *fat flopping noises*
@Megaeanton
4 ай бұрын
If it's possible, could you start putting a "recorded/streamed on date x" in the description box? Anyway really glad you're editing these, thank you Mr.Dumptruck.
@hopperdown811
4 ай бұрын
Amazing transition at 1:04:45, I truly believe everything afterwards is Jerma's demented dream
@jerichoreee2605
4 ай бұрын
This is Jerma if he were a real streamer
@spengithestrangeengie8474
4 ай бұрын
As much as I love jerma's highlight vids. But he cuts a good chunk of content out that is actually very interesting. And these long edits keep a good chunk of that in and also give you something to listen to.
@leonesquel6761
2 ай бұрын
Yeah dude! I was really sad when zerma cut the whole fat flapping stream, so good the vod is still out there
@deadaccount03791
4 ай бұрын
50:30 "i lo- b- um- im big- em- im really into *pornography*"
@ColHogan-zg2pc
2 ай бұрын
Oh my god the ASMR and first blackjack bit with 82$ in his account was the hardest I've laughed in such a long while
@skellyman6415
9 күн бұрын
Legitimately cannot stop laughing at the jiggling asmr sounds and just picturing some streamer making them over loud music
@Liam-co1bw
4 ай бұрын
54:37 the way he says wanker is so funny
@jonskillings1258
2 ай бұрын
8:41 "A keyboard was really preventing me from leaving the house?" *Stares directly into your soul*
@ElSuperNova23
4 ай бұрын
Oh shit this is the origin of Zorn and Zerk
@vinceb8123
3 ай бұрын
The best thing about Zorn is that it's literally german for rage 😂
@TomJakobW
21 күн бұрын
@@vinceb8123 zornographischer Kommentar 😡
@ForwardBias
3 ай бұрын
"You think I can take care of a dog right now? I have $100 in my bank account, and I'm about to die." *Proceeds to spend half his remaining cash on scratch cards*
@AManWithAVoice
4 ай бұрын
Oh boy I'm the first one to partake in this holy union we call "The Dumptruckers"
@hugesmjfan8073
4 ай бұрын
HAPPY 420! IM FUCKING ZOOTED!
@altalt3667
4 ай бұрын
same broooooo
@smooth4553
4 ай бұрын
LETS GOOOOO
@jeremytitus9519
4 ай бұрын
i’m talking bonked and scronked and kettledrummed
@jennareynolds1403
4 ай бұрын
I got purple weeeed 💜
@elmod3138
4 ай бұрын
Monkas zmoking zeed
@potawatadingdong
3 ай бұрын
This is just a DarkSydePhil simulator.
@botmushin8878
4 ай бұрын
Zerma prefers to poop where he sleeps and game where his toilet should be.
@nicholasjayres
4 ай бұрын
Jerma should unironically do an ASMR stream, he makes so many funny noises that I think it would be a good bit
@Faith_L3S5-ZERO
4 ай бұрын
so this is where the zensorship starts
@playerchef
4 ай бұрын
Two viewers fight each other
@PropaneWP
3 ай бұрын
A disturbing look into the mental back rooms of a streamer
@KatrissaBallet
4 ай бұрын
happy 4/20 jermites
@IamMentallyDisabled
4 ай бұрын
jesus christ this startled me. ive been watching REALLY old streams and i didnt realize this vid was posted today i was like WTF ITS 4/20 WHAT ARE THE ODDS oh
@KatrissaBallet
4 ай бұрын
@@IamMentallyDisabled Zonked Moment
@IamMentallyDisabled
4 ай бұрын
@@KatrissaBallet straight up i was on planet zerkan
@slicendicetv
3 ай бұрын
17:00 why was the microphone in such a bigger box compared to the toilet 🤣🤣
@lolzforlunch
4 ай бұрын
weirdly enough this is one of my favorite chill streams of his, thanks for the edit of it!
@sethr.c1065
4 ай бұрын
Jerma was making his living streaming making his living streaming making his living coding.
@carrotcake9111
4 ай бұрын
the rhythm tweezers sound for all the dialogue is killing me
@michaelbrink721
4 ай бұрын
he acts like he didn't put stuff in the trunk
@bbgthoughts
4 ай бұрын
that is NOT what i expected “streamer simulator” to be
@iTeachMyToast
4 ай бұрын
Jerma can’t drive without his Yankee Doodle CD playing
@cesspooloflove
3 ай бұрын
34:38 I screamed along with jerma too WHY DID HE DO THAT
@savannahcruz5041
4 ай бұрын
36:43 and the silence after had me DYING
@hoodeez
2 ай бұрын
this game would be more accurate if it had mic detection and the only way viewers stick around is if there's talking
@jenga2017
2 ай бұрын
Damn, streaming is the hardest job in the world
@dlfhtr-o8x
4 ай бұрын
1:04:27 bossmanjack
@susrock1152
4 ай бұрын
it's almost like he's still here...
@MissJenniJinx
4 ай бұрын
Thanks I’ll take any excuse to rewatch the juggles bit
@binky3D
4 ай бұрын
his behaviour in a simulator of his actual real life profession is so disturbing
@wowmomlonesome5649
3 ай бұрын
it's insane how this is not a "streamer simulator" but actually a really well-developed and super thorough representation of what's wrong with the US economic system.
@obeseperson
16 күн бұрын
kush coma I am in a kush coma
@sonsofisstvan1675
4 ай бұрын
JUGGLES THE GREAT
@thebluesuit8239
4 ай бұрын
We’re only a minute in and I’m getting mogged by Jerma’s character 💀
@whamer100
22 күн бұрын
so THIS is where the zerkathon came fro
@giga-ratsey1420
Ай бұрын
My favorite part is when Jerma turned into Woody the Woodpecker at 32:20
@kenjutsukata1o1
3 ай бұрын
I love Jerma, but it's fascinating how every time he finds the solution to a problem in a game it's always the one I would have checked first... like, he acted surprised when 'ESC' was how you backed out of a menu, or how he didn't think to check the computer case to turn it on. I have pretty bad ADHD too and even I'm shaking my head, lol. Is this how he became popular? Harnessing the power of ADHD?
@Icecastles4000
4 ай бұрын
top 3 jerma stream easily
@aturchomicz821
4 ай бұрын
13:00 That really is just the actual "Royce Du Pont" grindset holy shit😭😭 Now I want a game made by the entrapranure people god damn it...
@chipredacted
4 ай бұрын
31:05 Jerma realizing how accurate donations are in-game compared to real life
@soupcangaming662
2 ай бұрын
I made my coffee and came
@jango7889
3 ай бұрын
Jerma was PEAK funny during this stream, absolutely PEAK
@valartman2671
4 ай бұрын
The world spins thanks to all the jermditors 🙏🙏
@jondoe384
23 күн бұрын
I like how he put the zurrito on the zable before zeating it
@nathanchapin8445
25 күн бұрын
I love how the first stream was just him bullying his viewers and then getting hacked and losing 200 dollars
@TheUnicornChicken
4 ай бұрын
"i actually have, like, an alien body" -'Jerma985' (who knows what it's name actually is), Oct. 19th 2020
@Pariatech
3 ай бұрын
It's possible to drink 3 Gatorades? Any normal person would explode from such an amount of electrolytes.
@ech0lal1a
4 ай бұрын
thanks for the quality videos dumptruck
@DW-th4xi
4 ай бұрын
Ever since Jerma retired from being funny, all I have are these long edits
@thej2241
Ай бұрын
zerma watches ZORN and gets NAKED
@LRC363
7 күн бұрын
" I should do my toilet urgently "
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
10 күн бұрын
there should be a mod for this that patches you to the 2010s internet bloodsports era, a la - metokur, ethan ralph, warksi, donga, etc. thats content. survive that sektur if you don't despise the name your daddy gave you.
@user-pj9vw8ic3v
4 ай бұрын
This stream hit a little too close to home, sadge
@imonlyhumanafterallspinningguy
4 ай бұрын
One of the craziest character arc
@ratratratratratratratratrat69
4 ай бұрын
Thank you Skumptruck.
@kalebwhite9212
4 ай бұрын
one of my fav streams 🙏
@plutov7808
4 ай бұрын
HAHA YESSS MORE AWFUL LIVING SITUATION SIMS
@small-brain_loud-talker5155
3 ай бұрын
i pull out my brain and watch
@jermiahenjoyer
4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the long edit!
@Airbigbawls
4 ай бұрын
the car sounds like old diesel engines from 3d era gta games
@samuelfalzun4686
Ай бұрын
I believe the 'turning left' sleeping text is a Doctor Who reference.
@breebs
4 ай бұрын
I LOVE YOU DUMPTRUCK
@snackpaxcup
4 ай бұрын
32:13 "Why am I trying to entertain these people...?! They're not real!"
@kannon1610
4 ай бұрын
Mr. Green's streamer arc
@polarfarina2726
4 ай бұрын
I caught this stream when it was live but missed the entire intro where he made a character so this is great for rewatching 👍‼️🤘
@GreenShadow03
3 ай бұрын
by the end he has almost 1k toxicity haha
@milesh.2968
4 ай бұрын
I love you dumptruck, all my homies love dumptruck, shoutout to dumptruck.
@Tobeebuzz
4 ай бұрын
Why do I feel like most of us are watching while high right now? Myself included.
@Simage
4 ай бұрын
honestly, this stream is such a trip to watch haha
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
10 күн бұрын
i made my coffee and i came -here-
@emberfloat
4 ай бұрын
ily dumpytruck ty for upload
@lungse.2565
3 ай бұрын
I turn these on and them BAM! I'VE SLEPT FOR 4 HOURS ZAMN YOU PEOPLE
@AlphabetaThis
3 ай бұрын
did jerma just never use his streamer skill points 😖
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