its always wonderful to see jerma fight against the temptation to gamble and fail, every time
@LOW_natL
6 ай бұрын
He's gambling his addiction.
@barrybobert9294
6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of my dad
@rhettshanley8712
6 ай бұрын
Why do you think he moved to Vegas
@LuluTheCorgi
3 ай бұрын
I noticed how i use the exact same phrases and such that jerma uses to justify and excuse the gambling Gambling is insanely fun to me and i watched jerma for aslong as i can remember, he turned me into a god damn potential gambling addict lmao Thankfully i know how fun it is so i rarely do it and always with a limit lol
@laram.8021
6 ай бұрын
It's so crazy how he's so obsessed with gambling he doesn't notice the people trying to give him money. Like, he gets so upset when people leave without paying but he doesnt realize they're trying he just won't get up from his computer to accept it.
@jimbojigs368
6 ай бұрын
To be fair they could just leave the money on the counter but I understand, I wouldn't want to be SWEARED and SCREAMED at for pissing my pants stonefaced.
@MRFISH-rs6sq
3 ай бұрын
I could imagine this is the one universe where he isn’t homeless or dead in the street losing everything from gambling. We got the lucky one
@miranda.w22
6 ай бұрын
I fell asleep watching this last night and i’m fast forwarding ten seconds at a time to see where I last remember in the video, but every spot i fast forward to he’s just playing the fruit slots again
@tpd1864blake
2 күн бұрын
His addition strikes again
@C0manso
6 ай бұрын
"I DON'T SMOKE CRACK" - People who smoke crack
@kevinsteel7875
6 ай бұрын
the cia introduced crack to the ghettos
@keemkorn
6 ай бұрын
He went fugue. I could physically feel the crack-glaze crust over his eyes as he blindly screamed he doesn’t smoke crack
@kekitech
6 ай бұрын
crack with real cheese
@Duenschissdoktor
2 ай бұрын
most crack fiends are actually really honest people
@numberswithmeaning
6 ай бұрын
"Enough gambling I'm not doing that again I'm tired of it." Literally 1 minute later he spends all his money on a slot machine making none of his money back.
@thatlonzoguy
6 ай бұрын
the sign of a true gambling addict
@djelbo
6 ай бұрын
@@thatlonzoguy why do you think he moved to vegas?!
@barrybobert9294
6 ай бұрын
Maybe he should move out before he has to do the baseball stream as collateral
@kristian5657
6 ай бұрын
timestamp?
@nshdrck
6 ай бұрын
ADDICT streamer lets Zorn Cafe fall to RUIN while he gambles everything he owns
@KofiBeanOne
Ай бұрын
He don't smoke crack.....
@krabb0787
6 ай бұрын
Video is buffering but i swear to god if jerma is wearing a ring lamp around his neck im gonna lose it
@dylanfulcher5134
6 ай бұрын
Have you lost it?
@krabb0787
6 ай бұрын
@@dylanfulcher5134 more than you can understand
@savagedragon5657
3 ай бұрын
@@krabb0787You should probably find it then.
@onlyone8331
Ай бұрын
now I'm losing it reading this replies
@fancykirby7117
20 күн бұрын
Tumblr ass reply
@dumbbirdwayne
6 ай бұрын
The green Trump, that XQC guy with the stretched texture face, the sheer number of cats and dogs wandering around - god damn this game has it all
@JC-oq5ex
4 ай бұрын
It's just like eastern Canada
@yorick22
10 күн бұрын
this game is actually a very accurate representation of the city of Houston
@danielv943
6 ай бұрын
he did the thing where he played the game so fucking badly that he made me buy it. I don't even play tycoon or sim type games but I was just so upset at how he spent his money I ended up buying the damn game
@kapitanbach7411
6 ай бұрын
Mobile ad Andy
@liluu11
Ай бұрын
did you enjoy it?
@mikehunt3530
6 ай бұрын
the first 2 minutes out of context actually seems like he’s going thru psychosis
@crispycookies8684
6 ай бұрын
Seems that way even with context.
@laylord632
6 ай бұрын
This is the first video I've seen of him. I've seen the memes, but damn
@batata4427
6 ай бұрын
Yeah im sure it just SEEMS like it haha 😊
@khloe2826
5 ай бұрын
@@laylord632BAHA WHAT A FIRST IMPRESSION LMAO, live laugh love jerma
@Irishfrasa
2 ай бұрын
Biblically accurate jerma
@sluggerbutter
6 ай бұрын
the doctor pepper shirt makes this so much funnier
@stpblo3676
6 ай бұрын
“Trust me, I’m a doctor.” The doctor:
@MarkTheMagnificent
6 ай бұрын
I too am a DP girlie
@thplatoon-pg8vi
6 ай бұрын
How
@MarkTheMagnificent
6 ай бұрын
@@thplatoon-pg8vi Because we're DP girlies dude, keep up
@coujo
6 ай бұрын
@@MarkTheMagnificentdouble penetration
@ChewyTwee
6 ай бұрын
Absolutely ICONIC stream. Fucking hilarious as always, watching him completely gamble away his savings like 3 times then complain about how broke he was constantly was transcendental
@GojoGunning
Ай бұрын
weird furry
@DropOfMidnightOfficial
6 ай бұрын
he really revealed that pic of him in the worst way possible
@thecatrooms
3 ай бұрын
Hamburger Helper Andy
@bread_om
20 күн бұрын
Is this the streamer that looks like hamburger helper?
@kevinsteel7875
2 ай бұрын
Bombed by terrorist. "How do you stop that?" Continues to gamble like nothing happened.
@pradat6693
6 ай бұрын
the developer of this game used the bark alarm from the iPhone and made that the barking asset for the dogs, so every time a dog barks in this video I have a mini heart attack
@ratsoda
6 ай бұрын
YOU USE THE BARK ALARM?? PSYCHO
@stonwall9065
Ай бұрын
Bark alarm users are known to be in shambles
@majinlilkek4367
6 ай бұрын
Every fucking time he his able to gamble in a game he spends half the time of the stream doing it
@wingsofhope2
6 ай бұрын
I love how he states that the electricity is off, and then immediately tries to turn on the computer.
@Diggy246
6 ай бұрын
Wonderful! Another edited fever dream stream pumped out by one of Jerma's imprisioned editors, just in time for my lunch!
@jeremytitus9519
6 ай бұрын
Does he even feed them?
@lambertstarr1218
6 ай бұрын
@@jeremytitus9519 if you’re really curious, have you ever heard of nutraloaf? In prisons, they grab whatever’s being served for breakfast, lunch and dinner (milk and beverages included), blend it up, bake it and feed it to inmates in solitary confinement. One big serving, it’s all they get for the day.
@murphhhhhhh
6 ай бұрын
@@lambertstarr1218it's considered by many to be a form of punishment, so I'm not surprised. I hope they escape soon. 😢
@Withing_
6 ай бұрын
1:36:02 "He's gonna get kicked in the head and it's not even his fault" I'm dying of laughter
@Gizzardx0
6 ай бұрын
6:26 - Jerma finds out he can gamble and immediately looks at his balance
@sgtdrake
6 ай бұрын
Nobody told him it wasn't a horror game but nobody probably thought they needed to either.
@sltrskid
6 ай бұрын
the way jerma can go from 0:32 to 1:14 is impressive
@TheUnicornChicken
6 ай бұрын
I've seen those super handsome faceapp edits, but that one was just his natural nano machines reconstructing his face at FTL speed. Very impressive indeed...
@W.H.138
6 ай бұрын
Angelic to say the least
@StarluckZX
6 ай бұрын
he looks like willem dafoe in spiderman
@semi__colon
6 ай бұрын
is he mewing
@elpibesabiondo
6 ай бұрын
@@semi__colon no, he just locked in
@ryanharvey1610
6 ай бұрын
this is such a good game to watch him play. I love him just getting up from his chair silently and grabbing the bat and chasing that girl down. Felt really natural
@MarkTheMagnificent
6 ай бұрын
I was 1000% with Jerma on the Hamburger Helper sandwich thing until he said you dip it in ketchup. That's psychotic.
@actbrimstone
6 ай бұрын
Nah that slaps
@ItRhymesWith
3 ай бұрын
You put ketchup on a hamburger, so why wouldn't it also go on Hamburger Helper?
@MarkTheMagnificent
3 ай бұрын
@@ItRhymesWith Because it's pasta. And because there's already sauce there. There's hamburger in spaghetti bolognese but I don't put mustard and pickles on top.
@ItRhymesWith
3 ай бұрын
@@MarkTheMagnificent that sounds good tbh
@MarkTheMagnificent
3 ай бұрын
@@ItRhymesWith I will pray for you lol
@gangstalker5461
6 ай бұрын
After how he treated xqc, him noticing trump in his cafe at 1:06:12 then the cut straight back to gambling killed me
@stonwall9065
Ай бұрын
And was later genuinely hurt that he saw the Xqc bot at the competitor’s cafe
@slybofree
2 ай бұрын
I love how he just becomes a gambling addicted violence junkie as soon as the game lets him
@venusflytrap7551
6 ай бұрын
Jerma spending all his time and money on gambling and fighting customers and is somehow surprised that he hasnt made any progess in his cafe
@RancorousSea
6 ай бұрын
Chatter going full Kaiji betting his entire life on Fruit Spin lmao
@nickperkowski2407
6 ай бұрын
19:12 boston andy
@nickperkowski2407
6 ай бұрын
las vegas andy 27:40
@bakugoushoe
4 ай бұрын
it was all downhill once he found out there was gambling, then when he found out there was blackjack.. well.. it was joever
@R33fth3b33f
6 ай бұрын
When i make hamburger helper i add 2 cans of kidney beans, some diced onions, diced tomatoes and shredded cheese on top. Its so good.
@phonegloomy
6 ай бұрын
"like, yes, my son. like, yes." - an angel, probably
@dan_loeb
6 ай бұрын
56:30 hes already agro'd two npcs and he running from them but he just HAS to punch that guy to.
@Torukoseki
4 ай бұрын
It’s Elon musk too 😭
@JermaLover1984
6 ай бұрын
This stream was the catalyst into my jerma addiction, itll always hold a special place in my heart, thank you for turning it into a long edit ❤
@shoebox6741
6 ай бұрын
Awwww
@elpibesabiondo
6 ай бұрын
I love how jerma slowly accepts that z0rn is what rules the cafe, and he can't run away from it
@roachFarmer757
6 ай бұрын
The dog barking sfx that plays every couple mins is the same sound i use for my medication alarm, so every time it played i was like "oh shit is it pill time?"
@kapitanbach7411
6 ай бұрын
Jerma is pavloving you to take pills
@VTXHobbies
6 ай бұрын
Time for you to take your crazy pills!
@ThatZommy
2 ай бұрын
pavlov
@alaraplatt8104
Ай бұрын
@@ThatZommysomebody had to say it
@nodulehumps6392
4 ай бұрын
1:03:18 what does he mean by “It’s been a rough couple of years, I think, for everybody here” what kind of birthday message is that?
@weepingblade
Ай бұрын
Probably a COVID related message since this was streamed in 2022
@dudeskeela
6 ай бұрын
hamburger help me forget i ever saw that
@JobroskiSwaqqman
6 ай бұрын
I think he is pregnant and having cravings
@charliekill88
5 ай бұрын
38:40 the way he looks away and xqc just appears hand stretch out kills me
@Marccubus
Ай бұрын
and then he spends too much time fucking around and doesn't get the payment lmao
@JellyCubess
6 ай бұрын
At first I thought the part at the beginning was a bit, but now I'm convinced he's genuinely stuck.
@JezzmanGAMES
25 күн бұрын
Halfway through it becomes a bossmanJack video, just without the real life consequences.
@speedtriials
6 ай бұрын
why was he serving face in the beginning
@jaredbrooks1651
6 ай бұрын
It is wild to me that some people just didn't know what Hamburger Helper was
@MrLego3160
6 ай бұрын
outside of the US our hamburgers generally don't need help.
@jaredbrooks1651
6 ай бұрын
@@MrLego3160 facts
@stonwall9065
Ай бұрын
You do NOT keep increasing your bet because you won a few hands in blackjack
@vigilantfish4102
5 ай бұрын
I love how jerma's first instinctual reaction to being approached by multiple streamers is to flip them off and then dance for a moment before running out. Truly a menace
@vinnysuperg123
6 ай бұрын
45:28 I've never seen this stream and I edited the Dollhouse Behind the Scenes video, so watching this and being called out like that had me crying laughing
@FinnyT711
Ай бұрын
Why is nobody talking about how unironically good a name Exp & Espresso is
@greenpieceofmind
6 ай бұрын
He's not wrong. He doesn't smoke crack. Crack smokes him.
@_HJ_K
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for the long edits of these classic streams Jerma's dumptruck
@GarLynne
6 ай бұрын
bro, there ain't NOTHIN wrong with Hamburger Helper on bread. You could go to practically any BBQ restaurant in the country and find a "Mac'n'Cheese Burger" on the menu. That is literally the same thing... the same EXACT thing as your hbh sandwich idea. Minor difference being the beef is in smaller, crumbled chunks rather than a larger, solid patty.
@axofbrevity
6 ай бұрын
jerma finally revealing he has a girlfriend so that he can tell his hamburger helper story is the most jerma thing
@michiko_nox
6 ай бұрын
of COURSE HE IMMEDIATELY GOES TO GAMBLE. OF COURSE
@Megamon0001
6 ай бұрын
this man is genuinely crazy
@mythcat1273
Ай бұрын
I love watching jerma play these shitty simulator games that are obviously just meant to keep a streamer and his chat occupied for an evening and never meant to be played beyond a few hours of by a non-streamer cause he makes it look so entertaining
@chrono817
3 ай бұрын
INSANE streamer shows UNCENSORED DUMPER on stream, shocking MILLIONS
@stonwall9065
Ай бұрын
The blackjack was painful to watch
@IAmCaligvla
2 ай бұрын
Jerma's blobfish sleeping face has to be my favorite moment of his. That shit is so hilarious for some reason.
@Ry-mj2eb
6 ай бұрын
dumptruck
@smilerjoseph
6 ай бұрын
my attraction to this man is getting out of hand
@tannerwright7221
6 ай бұрын
1:22
@jeremytitus9519
6 ай бұрын
Uh oh then you better get your hand back on it if you know what I mean
@finndarling
Ай бұрын
i really do pray for you . must be so troubling to care for a man of his mind
@iikeli727
26 күн бұрын
parasocial andy
@SagaraUrz
6 ай бұрын
IT looked like it was going to be a cash grab but... the developer has a good sense of humor.
@jeremytitus9519
6 ай бұрын
Okay but something you need to think about and probably haven’t (which is okay but do it now): *1.* There is so much zex and zizzing and zumming going on all over the world right now. Even _you_ were made from zizzing and zumming. You might not like it but zex is the engine that powers the world. *2.* Whenever there is zex with its zizzing and zumming, there is an audience (bugs, critters, viruses, germs, ghouls, ETs, Elbertson). *3.* Life is Pain. Pain is the price of existence. It’s a samsara type deal. Therefore reality is a zorn cafe. Jerma’s zorn cafe, because he made it. This guy is zucked (fucked).
@B_dev
6 ай бұрын
thankyou for this scrumptious morsel. thankyou very much
@streetstormer3845
6 ай бұрын
I will forever love long Jerma edits
@Jamin_Ben
6 ай бұрын
Ty dump for the consistent and well edited uploads 🙏
@FoxTashikata
6 ай бұрын
This is one of the first videos I had watched of Jerma. Never heard of him until his vod of this game was randomly recommended.
@PointsofData
2 ай бұрын
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
@finndarling
Ай бұрын
here to encourage you to relapse back into jerma if you havent already
@itsokiie
6 ай бұрын
Jerma quadrupling my carbohydrate consumption with the Hamburger Helper sandwich with Ketchup dip, and i honestly dont know if i should throw up or fall asleep immediately after eating it.
@HowNeatImImpressed
4 ай бұрын
Both
@Sodapop_pup
Ай бұрын
As a kid I did do that with leftover hamburger helper, minus the ketchup dip
@bocolatebhipbookie
6 ай бұрын
i genuinely thought i hallucinated this whole thing
@vandavang7
2 ай бұрын
2:00 repeated denial is the first sign of acceptance.
@arootube
6 ай бұрын
He don't smoke crack.
@numberswithmeaning
6 ай бұрын
Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack.
@snot2376
6 ай бұрын
I love the reveal that jerma grew up poor!!
@sarcasticdino
6 ай бұрын
ty jerma dumptruck, your work is very much appreciated and valued
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
9 күн бұрын
only jerma, in an attempt to recoup costs from a likely porn-thief, can scare himself beating a thief to death with a baseball bat, exclaiming "OOOH!" when the bat connects, and immediately says "did i get it? someone help her up" while still holding the baseball bat such a shame that the jurassic park guy stole too
@egg6026
6 ай бұрын
jerma plays gambling simulator
@glasssawsslipperstraws7410
Ай бұрын
CRACK ADDICTED STREAMER GAMBLES ALL HIS MONEY AWAY: ZORN CAFE IN SHAMBLES
@Tobeebuzz
3 ай бұрын
Jerma with the ring light around his neck looks like a dog wearing the cone of shame
@super8bitvideos
21 күн бұрын
Psycho cannot stop doing bits in a game that refuses to let you waste any time
@potawatadingdong
3 ай бұрын
"I didn't want to punch Vin Diesel again!"
@Modingo11
6 ай бұрын
We saw Mr.Green for a second at the end there
@mono4on
5 ай бұрын
happy birthday Jerma, you da birthday boy
@princessmaly
6 ай бұрын
Today I learned that Jerma's a lava monster.
@CrashOzzy1223
6 ай бұрын
24:20 that’s not a beggar, that’s a broke, down bad, crypto enthusiast.
@Sen_1491
6 ай бұрын
You can just say crypto enthusiasts the rest is implied
@numberswithmeaning
6 ай бұрын
The amount of gambling he does in this video actually annoys me.
@casper4868
3 ай бұрын
trying the hamburger helper sandwich this week even if it kills me
@ha7vds
2 ай бұрын
37:53 is just so fucking funny dude
@dogeninja420
6 ай бұрын
With jerma in that light you can tell we came from monkeys
@theonlyron
Ай бұрын
Maybe you do. And if you're into that, that's okay!
@krakkked
6 ай бұрын
Zerking off to Zerma985 right now
@isqqcc
3 ай бұрын
how does nobody in his chat know what hamburger helper is wtf that shit is SO good
@CrashOzzy1223
6 ай бұрын
14:07 THEY LITTERED THE MILLISECOND HE LOOKED AWAY!
@k3salieri
3 ай бұрын
Jerma isn't joking about the Hamburger Helper sandwich. I did that a lot as a kid. Great stuff.
@weedtaco1443
5 күн бұрын
Biblically accurate Jerma
@solhayabusa1458
6 ай бұрын
Like yes my son, yes
@Mario583a
2 ай бұрын
Jerma: See, I'm not ugly! Chat: ...Your breath just stinks.
@christianwachter9594
27 күн бұрын
Watched this edit while sick, and the Hamburger Helper bit literally made me throw up. I wish I was kidding.
@ShenoUzumaki
2 ай бұрын
4:57 he's just talking about a sloppy joe but different filling ..... he's literally cookin--
@jakebragg7515
2 ай бұрын
He turned into chuck mcgill when doing the birthday wishes
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