Please don't cuss its a sin God loves you and sent His only begotten son to die for our sins so we may live and not die
@ExUmbra117
Жыл бұрын
@@angelbb8195 he wrote that 10 years ago, u think he gives a shit about the rules of your cult
@snowpools8498
Жыл бұрын
@@angelbb8195 oh shit sorry, i hope he forgives all of us and doesn't send us to hell for swearing!!
@cooper-williams
12 жыл бұрын
Jim and Tracy are some of the best characters on the Onion. I love their comments on the pinecone decorations in that other video.
@TCt83067695
Жыл бұрын
What's the video called pls?
@GeorgeSukFuk
11 ай бұрын
@@TCt83067695it's called darude sandstorm
@highviewbarbell
9 ай бұрын
@@TCt83067695Child Bankrupts Make a wish foundation
@crunch1757
9 ай бұрын
Rhey be funny
@penguinparty11
6 жыл бұрын
When he knocks over the baby. I died.
@satoshianthony5852
6 жыл бұрын
Unproductive Incorporated Me too. My sides are splitting...
@immortalsun
5 жыл бұрын
And so did the baby.
@spacedrone7819
4 жыл бұрын
How is it like there?
@pryingeyes1551
3 жыл бұрын
And the twist is that you're the baby, and you're communicating from the spirit world, right?
@penguinparty11
3 жыл бұрын
@@pryingeyes1551 how did you know?
@tardersauce3578
4 жыл бұрын
This has the same energy of the undercover in Chinatown video
@constantinosschinas4503
3 жыл бұрын
chinatown is so epic.
@bababooey3701
2 жыл бұрын
That chinatown video was the best onion video
@TragoudistrosMPH
9 ай бұрын
Oh jeez, the Fox news one? 😅
@TragoudistrosMPH
9 ай бұрын
I checked the Onion and found it... I originally remembered the Ronnie Chieng and Jesse watters video 😬
@NoHomerS
8 ай бұрын
That Chinatown video had me laughing for days.
@user-ol1ib1ss2b
Жыл бұрын
This is fucking art.. "when I would barge in to people clumsily like the obese always do I would get glares, even insults my way!"
@firstnamelastname7990
Жыл бұрын
Ok why is Tracy so adorable when she says “can I get some ice cream and cake?” Idk seeing her so innocently happy was cute for some reason And then there is Jim intentionally falling on a baby 😂
@alexf9381
Жыл бұрын
Haha yep, they're both awesome actors.
@joeterp5615
7 ай бұрын
I agree - I think she’s pretty darn cute all the time, but she really is especially cute here.
@SuperMarioBrosIII
5 ай бұрын
@@alexf9381 Actually Jim Haggerty portrayed by Brad Holbrook was a real news man in the 80s!🤗📺📼🙋
@petros_adamopoulos
4 жыл бұрын
To think that Tracy Toth is a certified commercial airline pilot with other skills, her eating like that shows the level of professionalism she's capable of.
@e2b265
8 ай бұрын
The two things are closely related
@mattbagley7827
8 ай бұрын
is this a reference to the hijacking clip?
@Brett733
5 ай бұрын
what the hell does this comment even mean? eating? professionalism? commercial airline pilot? Yes I know the actor who plays Tracy Gill is Tracy Toth
@RobboElRobbo
12 жыл бұрын
"I lost 4 pounds from sweating in that fat suit all day" ROFL
@just_a_tepig3611
3 жыл бұрын
Lol he got lighter from acting fat
@dvdjkaufmn
3 жыл бұрын
Still dying from laughter 8 years later at him saying that
@valentinodelapena7699
3 жыл бұрын
It almost feels like he was genuinely laughing in that last section
@maggsandcats2437
2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen ROFL in years lmao
@RobboElRobbo
2 жыл бұрын
@@maggsandcats2437 same! man i miss 2011!!
@benm1414
3 жыл бұрын
I miss Jim and Tracy. They're my favorite sketch series from the onion I think 😂
@jeffreyjdesir
Жыл бұрын
Aw, don't be sad! The fleeting presence of all that is good and natural in our world is all but a reminder that at the end of our unspeakably short and disproportionately wasted time alive awaits the ineffable, timeless darkness from whence we emerged. 😊
@benm1414
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, @@jeffreyjdesir, for providing this light during such dark times.
@lemonke8132
9 ай бұрын
thanks i feel so much better@@jeffreyjdesir
@Spyro-kt8gy
2 ай бұрын
@@jeffreyjdesir I'd hardly describe myself as good and natural so whatever you think that awaits for me may not true. 😔
@yakuza941
12 жыл бұрын
Lol, collapsing on the baby stroller killed me XD
@drabberfrog
3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@VivekYadav-ds8oz
3 жыл бұрын
And the baby.
@kaushalsuvarna5156
7 ай бұрын
Were you the baby?
@DodaGarcia
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Tracy living her best life in the fatsuit
@SchmittySchmitz
12 жыл бұрын
And here I was expecting Tracy to be fat at the end.
@DodaGarcia
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@gautamsharma3361
3 жыл бұрын
Y same
@colddrake80
12 жыл бұрын
I love the comment about being on a water diet for 15 YEARS. These two have crippling personality issues that they just toss out thinking it's normal. What's sad and brilliant is I've seen actual "reporters" slip up like this. One woman said the bulk of her breakfast consisted of half a bagel. It really stuck with me these many years.
@John-sr2hr
11 ай бұрын
I don't even eat breakfast
@lynco3296
9 ай бұрын
Same@@John-sr2hr
@hannibalburgers477
9 ай бұрын
Half a bagel has too much sugar in it. Maybe a single piece of toast. Or my favorite, a single lettuce leaf with sriracha and pomegranate molasses
@gingermaniac5484
8 ай бұрын
oh my, what a fast metabolism you two must have, I just sip some chilled air from my freezer and try not to photosynthesize, as both seem to go straight to my thighs!
@PRubin-rh4sr
8 ай бұрын
Breakfasts are overrated. Just eat a big lunch, a smaller dinner. Thats it
@se7endreams
9 жыл бұрын
lol water diet
@calamazomcdonald3688
4 ай бұрын
what even is that
@fbspin
12 жыл бұрын
Tracy looks so natural in that suit...
@thankqwerty
12 жыл бұрын
Tracy is kinda cute I have to say.
@lil_jong-un6668
3 жыл бұрын
kinda is understatement
@timopper5488
3 жыл бұрын
If she wasn’t so fat. Glad she’s back on the water diet.
@humanname6534
3 жыл бұрын
simp but also true
@tomwills3801
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what her restaurant bill was?
@arikalamari19
2 жыл бұрын
she's very beautiful
@topshelf4139
9 жыл бұрын
This triggers the deep frier oil running through my vains
@misanthropicisolation4013
5 жыл бұрын
*veins
@pryingeyes1551
3 жыл бұрын
@@misanthropicisolation4013 He meant Vans. His fried Snickers bar dripped on his shoes.
@silvereagle2061
12 жыл бұрын
I think Tracy got the better end of the deal.
@matthew8153
3 жыл бұрын
Never get between a fat woman of menopause age and food.
@dommvignali774
Жыл бұрын
"I would have to forget about the water diet I've been on for fifteen years." 😅
@alexsmith5606
8 жыл бұрын
How come no black guys hit on Tracy? that was the only unrealistic part
@royythaboi7163
4 жыл бұрын
😂😅
@rowingaway
4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@mayettaxtriger436
3 жыл бұрын
So I saw this comment years ago, and thought it was funny but didn't think about it much after that Well my sister is fat with the near proportions of Tracy in this video. You were right; she did get black men hitting on her. One even sat outside her job after work and that had to call security.
@alokbaluni8760
3 жыл бұрын
@@mayettaxtriger436 May I ask why black men hit on fat women? I don't know about USA that much.
@BayHarbo
3 жыл бұрын
@@alokbaluni8760 bruh
@ehanakbar4816
3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice how at 1:39 she ate it out of the trash 😂
@TCt83067695
Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I thought she picked it up from a table. That's nasty lol
@stephaniecarrow4898
8 ай бұрын
Good catch!
@jonathansanders3577
9 жыл бұрын
I weigh over 400 lbs and I laughed out loud.
@StrazdasLT
7 жыл бұрын
Well, at least some of your time was spent not eating then!
@patbak235
5 жыл бұрын
nigga yo head be looking like humpty dumpty
@MegaBradster1
5 жыл бұрын
Gasp You’re a menace to society (assuming you’re male)
@animamundii
5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan you should try running instead of watching youtube videos. I bet you ate dorritos or burger while watching it
@TyroneBiggums789
4 жыл бұрын
@@StrazdasLT i just died
@GripzNGatz
12 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is that the size of Jim's fat suit isn't even considered abnormally throughout the Midwest.
@BOBMAN1980
7 ай бұрын
. . .or in the South.
@avocadomonkey4892
2 ай бұрын
The courage and commitment of Jim and Tracy's investigative reporting deserves a Pulitzer! Tracy just picking up and eating a hotdog from a trash bin, Jim falling on a baby in a flimsy stroller ... their disregard for their own personal safety in pursuit of the Truth!
@kingaling6701
Жыл бұрын
"like the obese always do" 🤣
@Nitruix
12 жыл бұрын
Turn on Closed Captioning, Transcript Audio. 0:42 "I'll have the cheeseburger, extra fries..." = "I'll have the cheeseburger, exercise..."
@palipride47
12 жыл бұрын
I love how they make fun of fat people AND people who have that irrational hatred of fat people.
@koboldcatgirl
6 ай бұрын
I don't think they're even making fun of fat people here. It's entirely about how media talks about fat people--"Fat Americans say they're negatively stereotypes. Well, we went to test that out by behaving like how we think fat people act."
@Darkmatter105
6 жыл бұрын
How brave of them.
@ng.tr.s.p.1254
Жыл бұрын
Tracy Burgerin' Across America
@MelancholyCrypto
9 жыл бұрын
This is gold, earned a sub!
@willyjoerockhead
9 ай бұрын
I laughed non stop...i thought i saw all the Onion news videos...somehow i missed this one throughout the years.
@rachelciel3330
7 ай бұрын
SAME! I think I have a good reason to believe KZitem probably shadow-banned this video because of the 'fat' topic. Which is ridiculous and devious.
@user-rx9xv6lk2r
2 ай бұрын
This is definitely one of The Onion's most underrated sketches.
@eewilson9835
Ай бұрын
I'm rewatching it a ton of times just admiring their overtly terrible acting and wishing people, especially real fatties, still acted like this today, even though they never acted like this per say back in the day.
@BaedekerBat
Жыл бұрын
“I first tried walking around on the street the same as 0:30 any obese person would do” *walks directly into a chair*
@joachimb5721
9 ай бұрын
You got the joke! Good for you!
@ChartreuseDan
6 ай бұрын
@@joachimb5721The haters said it couldn't be done but that shows what they know
@tarantulady
12 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Tyra Banks actually did this and was crying and shit. XD
@user-ol1ib1ss2b
Жыл бұрын
This literally describes today.
@samhwwg
3 жыл бұрын
This is so underrated, this is amazing. Pure satisfaction.
@gales9969
12 жыл бұрын
The Jim and Tracy segments are the best!
@sarsattacks
12 жыл бұрын
I miss these guys! They are the original reason why I watch the Onion youtube channel
@jamasianman
12 жыл бұрын
I watch this everyday and its still awesome
@scottmyers10
Ай бұрын
The accuracy of their conclusion is just insane.
@ivpt
4 жыл бұрын
Tracy still looks beautiful even in the fat suit. xD
@OfficalHoDawg
4 жыл бұрын
What are ya, a fricking simp?
@reduceparticles876
4 жыл бұрын
@@OfficalHoDawg Sounds like you're jealous.
@OfficalHoDawg
4 жыл бұрын
Kerran what the hell does that even mean
@ivpt
4 жыл бұрын
@@OfficalHoDawg jealous /ˈdʒɛləs/ adjective feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages.
@shouko4218
2 жыл бұрын
Because eher face is still thin
@lilacdoe7945
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 he tackled a baby
@user-hk1vi9pz9s
4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he fell on the baby
@thehauke7981
2 жыл бұрын
You have to love the details. Tracey takes a Hot Dog from the trash.
@nate_mccallister
6 ай бұрын
Insanely underrated sketch
@nelsonta00
2 жыл бұрын
Tracy's fatsuit look is actually kinda accurate... I've seen some pretty looking ladies that are oddly out of shape from the neck down.
@Kryptnyt
8 ай бұрын
Maybe they're all wearing fat suits
@landth78
12 жыл бұрын
Ahh! This is amazing! Wonderfully dedicated actors
@Sarge084
12 жыл бұрын
@XSShadow What... really.... me! I feel so special, thank you!
@BlackWolf207
9 ай бұрын
I have loved the onion for over a decade, how am I only just now seeing this for the first time?
@Mischa21xo
10 жыл бұрын
This is fucking hilarious. Lmaooooo
@clairefaceandpie
9 жыл бұрын
I love this so much!
@nlilly647
12 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness. This was one of the funniest Onion clips I've ever seen.
@lenonel3286
5 жыл бұрын
I read an onion article once "I put on a fat suit to feel what life is like for your mom"
@KillaTequilla83
12 жыл бұрын
omg I've missed the today show, you guys are my favorite.
@zooyorksk890
8 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel like eating some cake, pie and ice cream.
@BortVoldemort
12 жыл бұрын
I'll try that water diet. Thanks, Tracy!
@zerobatsu
8 ай бұрын
I miss these videos.
@SnootchieBootchies27
7 ай бұрын
It's true. When you look fat, people assume that you must be fat.
@Chro801
12 жыл бұрын
Love the Black like Me reference. Here's to The Onion.
@andersbeth6786
Жыл бұрын
I like in every story this 2 hosts always draw conclusions that are the exact opposite of reality
@bast4rdlyreaper
Жыл бұрын
Eerily accurate in today's clown world.
@waffleless
2 жыл бұрын
Was this video unlisted or something? The view count is really low, and I’ve never seen it before.
@bast4rdlyreaper
Жыл бұрын
We aren't allowed to make fun of fat people anymore, in today's clown world.
@ratmations8306
8 ай бұрын
@@bast4rdlyreaper disturbing lack of media literacy to assume this supports your gross views instead of mocking them
@coreyyohm
5 ай бұрын
GOD tracy was killing me with that eating. her devotion to the bit is unprecedented. an amazing actress.
@frankhughes7551
2 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see them outside the studio set
@royythaboi7163
4 жыл бұрын
That part where Tracy are from the Tracy can!😂
@tsemiu
2 жыл бұрын
He falls on the baby lol
@mook5555
12 жыл бұрын
The part with the baby was hilarious
@keaganscott9808
Жыл бұрын
Goddamnit the onion is so real it feels like a comedy sketch
@sliceofheaven3026
Күн бұрын
The treatment of overweight people is just shocking.
@silvereagle2061
3 жыл бұрын
What the hell ever happened to THESE Onion shows?
@Hockeysktr17
12 жыл бұрын
lmao I love how Jim just walks into shit
@martinfiedler4317
9 ай бұрын
WOW. Finding a "today NOW!" episode that I have never seen before. Need to buy a lottery ticket; today is my lucky day!
@Bluejayboy94
Жыл бұрын
Honestly the title alone made me laugh out loud
@stevejone7283
5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic
@kaushalsuvarna5156
7 ай бұрын
I'm a big ol bear
@nilsen93
12 жыл бұрын
The funniest video I have seen in a long tim. Lol!
@aaronlaluzerne6639
Жыл бұрын
Here's this video's 500th comment from me.
@user-is8jw5lc6n
5 ай бұрын
Omg Tracy, I love u so much 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
@yellowblanka6058
6 ай бұрын
Omg...taking out the table and that woman and talking about people being "immediately hostile" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
@ChillblaineFilms
12 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised how funny that last line actually is
@TheCovenant2
12 жыл бұрын
The Onion is awesome xD
@acynicalasian
3 жыл бұрын
I love how they didn't even bother to do any makeup to make their faces look fat lmao At that point I feel like Tracy only didn't get judged because it was probably obvious she was starving from her diet while happening to be wearing a fat suit lol
@milolouis
5 ай бұрын
I think it is worse for men. The difference is there is more of an advantage for a woman to be a healthy weight. The man may still be nothing but the woman will be loved.
@Callumjaw
12 жыл бұрын
The funniest epsiode off the onion every
@ellethegenie
11 жыл бұрын
This is just like What Would You Do.
@scootosan
12 жыл бұрын
this is soooo true
@ResisterOfEvil
12 жыл бұрын
Wow... just, wow...
@J_God_Yamaxanadu
12 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@oO_ox_O
12 жыл бұрын
@javari it's very likely that you would pay for them when having private healthcare
@MiCKi914
12 жыл бұрын
bahaha, I love that this is also satire on the idea that you can find out what someone's life is like just by living like them for a day or two. :P
@runninrebel1520
5 ай бұрын
This is what motivates me to stay fit
@L4MD4
12 жыл бұрын
@SubconsciousGatherer That would be some pretty good metahumor.
@ForMandalore
12 жыл бұрын
Oh god that was life inspiring.
@JoeySaps
9 жыл бұрын
This comment section is an /r/fatlogic & /r/fatpeoplehate GOLDMINE!
@ernestborres6179
4 жыл бұрын
@HAYAO LEONE reddit stuff
@AlissaK1994
12 жыл бұрын
I like these guys the best
@Thunder000rednuhT
12 жыл бұрын
I saw this and felt like laughing but also bad for people for having too see this first person...
@jamasianman
12 жыл бұрын
I must say, I want a cheeseburger, fries, and wings now. And some ice cream and cake.
@giantblue
12 жыл бұрын
Tracy looks so happy lol
@Roughneck8
12 жыл бұрын
More great pieces like this! Onion in all its glory.
@terreliv
4 жыл бұрын
Given the proportions, they might've thought the girl was preggo.
@iclxudzonig1861
3 жыл бұрын
'Just 4 being in the street'😂 bruh he almost killed a baby
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