Joe: you’ve seen the short faced bear In Jamie’s mind: pls say yes
@Moodybootz
4 жыл бұрын
Eric Hernandez underrated.
@chicagoliightsx
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo!
@1rickopotamus
4 жыл бұрын
Hahhaaa only rogan og's get this
@tristanfeinauer
4 жыл бұрын
@@1rickopotamus not really, it's fairly easy to understand.
@ricomusic1619
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@78Biggmike
4 жыл бұрын
Rogan is living in the future. We're all stuck with Alexa, he's already got a Jamie.
@sirnewb5750
4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@smmp4367
4 жыл бұрын
78Biggmike jamie is the sexy version
@mafistowaltz4857
4 жыл бұрын
Bloop bloop
@silver3882
4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@colin2000e
4 жыл бұрын
More like he's living in the past before the abolition of slavery
@GameLorePage
3 жыл бұрын
"Let's assume they're tiny, and they're 5'5" - Joe Rogan (5'6)
@nawafoh
3 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@scoott8605
3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t he 5’8
@GameLorePage
3 жыл бұрын
@@scoott8605 Nah fam
@GameLorePage
3 жыл бұрын
@@colt7526 Check your source
@masonharkness6437
3 жыл бұрын
He himself has said he’s 5’8 before lol
@codinginflow
4 жыл бұрын
JRE made me afraid of Chimpanzees
@gorillamane13
3 жыл бұрын
Good
@theblackbasketball
3 жыл бұрын
Facts, I started researching chimpanzee attacks and I’m realizing how fucking dangerous these things are
@danny8852
3 жыл бұрын
@@theblackbasketball there was this news story and this woman owned a chimp with her girlfriend and one day 911 got a call from the girlfriend, and she was crying for help saying the chimp was beating her skull in and that she was dead. 911 got there and killed the chimp but the women was clinging on to both her life and her face, the chimp had basically destroyed her face. absolutely crazy story and has made me scared of chimps ever since
@mattclark5861
3 жыл бұрын
You should be afraid of chimps. They are ridiculously strong and territorial and will fuck you up with a smile on it's face
@BarryMccockiner
3 жыл бұрын
@@danny8852 not only is there a news story but there’s the audio of the attack and it’s fucking gnarly
@LennerPOPPADOPALIS89
4 жыл бұрын
It seems like every other week Joe is talking about chimps and apes lol
@JimmyTurner
4 жыл бұрын
No shit
@LennerPOPPADOPALIS89
4 жыл бұрын
@Prabhman Sandhu yes, he is allowed. I'm just stating that it's amusing.
@JimmyTurner
4 жыл бұрын
@Prabhman Sandhu wtf are you on about? Take your meds
@kolotoure3995
4 жыл бұрын
Prabhman Sandhu take your meds mate
@MasterPiece-rg7ed
4 жыл бұрын
They are the best fighters!
@cpaaretrofit
4 жыл бұрын
Jamie: The Congo is 29 times smaller than the US. Joe: must be like 30% of the US
@ryanm5578
4 жыл бұрын
The US is 29x bigger than Republic of the Congo, and the US is 4x bigger than the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Cuz politics.
@Andres64B
4 жыл бұрын
"29 times smaller."? Smaller? Smaller than what? The correct way to put it would be is "1 29th the size."
@dystopiapolitical2126
4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan: How much is in a billion? Roe Jogan: At least a trillion
@ryanm5578
4 жыл бұрын
@@Andres64B This isn't a book. This is a youtube comment section. Don't be a pedantic butthole.
@Andres64B
4 жыл бұрын
@@ryanm5578 I wasn't referring to you, I was talking about Jamie. And only because it's a pet peeve of mine. Try not being so sensitive, jerk-off.
@Crakinator
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that terror birds survived from 62 million to 1.8 million years ago is REALLY impressive. Most animal families (the taxonomic rank above a genus, which is right above a species) last between 5 and 10 million years. Terror birds lasted 60 million years. It’s a shame they died out and that humans never got a chance to see them. They must have been some terrifying and magnificent animals.
@P.Subaeruginosa
Жыл бұрын
You have to factor in they were incredibly well adapted to hunting up until the point they encountered hard boned predators, if dire wolves never existed we may be walking our terror birds instead of dogs
@jayday1503
Жыл бұрын
The fact the people thinks that people didn’t exist when these birds exist is amazing… Most believe in the Bible but believe God created Dinosaurs before people
@Thros1
Жыл бұрын
@@jayday1503 so your saying that humans killed the dinosaurs and Jesus probably lead that revolution!
@jayday1503
Жыл бұрын
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
@jayday1503
Жыл бұрын
@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣
@davidwallace5440
4 жыл бұрын
"let's assume they're tiny, 5'5" 😞 thanks Joe
@Mr.Oldschool8887
3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@mattthedestroyer2804
3 жыл бұрын
Joe is only 5 7 tho lol
@joshhansen5259
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah you’re fucking tiny. No man should be that short
@niko6309
3 жыл бұрын
@@mattthedestroyer2804 yess!!! I fucking hate it when he says he is 5'8. LIAR!!
@ernestinamarquez310
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshhansen5259 😂😂
@lunhing5308
4 жыл бұрын
Lol it ain't Joe Rogan without apes, dmt, or weed. 😂
@evanhorn6658
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah well these things actually exist, or existed rather than religious fables and fairy tales
@pawelkrowalski3730
4 жыл бұрын
And the bigass birts!
@rolando2392
4 жыл бұрын
Ive watched alot of joes videos... I think its about time to move on from this, starting to be alot of the same over and over.. We had a hood run joe, will remember ya bud
@pandinus1377
4 жыл бұрын
And thats why we love him
@dylanwolfe7972
4 жыл бұрын
Or mma
@paullutze9307
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine how cruel it is to listen to the podcast and all those vague explanations and not being able to see what they are talking about
@jtmnavy
4 жыл бұрын
Google image urself u lazy F
@vipr1142
4 жыл бұрын
I figured he was talking shit. If he saw the lion-killing apes, how come no photos? There is like only 1-2 photos ever taken of them.
@paullutze9307
4 жыл бұрын
JTsuits ok boomer
@ericg1100
4 жыл бұрын
JTsuits what if theyre driving you dumb shitass
@samurailottery4052
4 жыл бұрын
JTsuits what’s up man big fan
@its_niko695
4 жыл бұрын
i’ve seen a shoebill in person, they used to have one in the houston zoo and it was notorious for trying to kill its feeders and being stubborn with breeding, its face was one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen
@garymaidman625
Жыл бұрын
Still not as bad as cassowaries.
@jmz2144
Жыл бұрын
Looks like a Skeksis
@gregcushing1716
Жыл бұрын
Shoebill's are the most evil looking bird with their grin 😁
@XXX.0X
4 жыл бұрын
"eating a jaguar" too bad there are zero jaguars in Africa. Maybe he meant leopard.
@jdh9983
3 жыл бұрын
The chimps are so big they can reach over to South America and grab a Jaguar
@jayvee4165
3 жыл бұрын
I think he said leopard in another video he might of said it by accident.
@pj1909
3 жыл бұрын
Never let the facts get in the way of a good chat!!
@sharpballer7751
2 жыл бұрын
@@jdh9983 🤣🤣🤣
@Takerofbootyeaterofcoochie
2 жыл бұрын
@@pj1909 I’m still learning to not be a pretentious little shit and correct ppl mid conversation
@judogringo9974
4 жыл бұрын
This is the most stereotypical Joe Rogan clip I’ve ever seen
@christinadiaz8097
4 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy animal hunting hog talk..only thing missing is mma
@e.honchoo9596
4 жыл бұрын
Christina Diaz dmt too
@benisboy2697
4 жыл бұрын
Instant classic. I'd love hearing Rogan narrate some nature documentary for sure.
@tdestroyer4780
4 жыл бұрын
@@e.honchoo9596 Haven't heard Joe talk about dmt forever.
@devincognito8932
3 жыл бұрын
needs DMT
@blanchy
4 жыл бұрын
The real Bondo Ape drives a Ford Bronco and works at AutoZone
@alexanderm3504
4 жыл бұрын
Oj?
@SAVikingSA
4 жыл бұрын
man I work in a body shop and this one hit me in the feels
@howard1852
4 жыл бұрын
Your picture tho.... why
@ManScoutsofAmerica
4 жыл бұрын
He scraps metal out of trash, in my neighborhood
@SAVikingSA
4 жыл бұрын
@@howard1852 never forget bro
@malbogia8003
Жыл бұрын
Man. Running into a terror bird in ark really made it clear that the thing fully lived up to its name. Wasn't anything that was more terrifying than turning around to see one charging at you
@momsaccount5042
4 жыл бұрын
We need Jamie as a guest
@PK__44
2 жыл бұрын
We need him as the host
@nivraMMA
4 жыл бұрын
"Look at the hog on him phew"
@bustingcheeks9566
4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see
@TheLordNovo
3 жыл бұрын
Packin schmeat
@theabstract4936
4 жыл бұрын
this might be the most Joe Rogan clip ever
@lore2587
4 жыл бұрын
Probably
@uhhbam
4 жыл бұрын
If only it involved dmt
@thatsright3713
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's missing DMT and Aliens
@hasoonnine
3 жыл бұрын
Its entirely possible
@butchvito
4 жыл бұрын
Joe should start selling "Pull That Up, Jamie" t-shirts and mugs...
@jacobkobald1753
4 жыл бұрын
I love when Joe gets on rants about crazy extinct animals
@elcappcollins8851
4 жыл бұрын
Joe "look at the hog on em too" Rogan
@chicagoliightsx
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@michaelsoto1221
4 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments just looking for this comment 😂😂
@tdestroyer4780
4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't impressed.
@boyo3878
4 жыл бұрын
@@tdestroyer4780 Ok
@dillon8140
4 жыл бұрын
@@tdestroyer4780 what are you some kind of hog critic
@DeadBelowZer0
4 жыл бұрын
All love, but Joe lowkey brings up animals like my autistic cousin did when we were kids.
@nerdlarge4691
4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😅
@FishinWV
4 жыл бұрын
I am dead 😂😂🤣🤣
@jurassicsmackdown6359
4 жыл бұрын
So? animals are extremely fascinating. I'll take any opportunities to listen to/talk about animals
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
4 жыл бұрын
@@jurassicsmackdown6359 it's a joke man
@mr.jameson218
4 жыл бұрын
@@jurassicsmackdown6359 You're the cousin, aren't you?
@ACL124
Жыл бұрын
2,209 lbs According to Guinness, the heaviest polar bear ever documented was shot in Alaska in 1960. It weighed 2,209 lbs, stood nearly 12 feet tall, and was displayed at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.
@marcgiardina4043
3 жыл бұрын
Omg .....my compliments to the producer finally showing on the screen events being described!
@quinnmoore5985
4 жыл бұрын
The Bondo Ape can be found at most auto body shops. He's usually an Italian guy named Joey or Tony
@dirtbiker4375
4 жыл бұрын
Quinn Moore lol these comments are so underrated, most people probably don’t get it
@quinnmoore5985
4 жыл бұрын
@@dirtbiker4375 very niche joke lol
@PK__44
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t diss Joey Diaz like that bro 😭
@ozielnavarro1807
2 жыл бұрын
Classic
@ozielnavarro1807
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha classic
@literallynobody25
4 жыл бұрын
I could swear I've seen this title before
@FixedWing82
4 жыл бұрын
Multiple times actually
@AxeKick80
4 жыл бұрын
This is Joe’s bread and butter.
@nemskalk
4 жыл бұрын
No, no, no, now are terror birds too!
@sirsmokealot705
4 жыл бұрын
Every other month on JRE
@sayyidshillingford6353
4 жыл бұрын
Yow the comments section got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
@handyishrandyish334
3 жыл бұрын
Joe- “look at the hog on him” rogan
@brokenwishbone422
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of JRE is the "If Joe Rogan had to guess" segments LMAO
@natewright3340
4 жыл бұрын
Joe “the Congo is bigger than the US” Rogan
@HistoryandConspiracies29
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love anytime Joe brings up animals..
@christinadiaz8097
4 жыл бұрын
Can't forget the hog acknowledgement as well
@inquisitorfederov5470
4 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoy every podcast about predators and crazy ancient animals.
@adamwhite1662
4 жыл бұрын
I love getting stoned and watching your vids man. It seems like these vids are the only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine. I love you joe, keep up the good shit man👍🏻❤️
@buckodonnghaile4309
4 жыл бұрын
I'm couch bound with a banged up knee and I've fallen down a Joe Rogan rabbit hole. Endless entertainment.
@gezzapk
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Pull up Jaguars fight Chimps in Africa" Jamie: "Uh jaguars don't live in..." Joe: "Wait Jamie, pull up an image of a short faced bear Jamie: *google searches* "short faced bear" Joe: "Oh yeah that one, this thing will rip you to pieces."
@jerseyltd
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha shit you ask siri
@sayyidshillingford6353
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha
@joelvaldez4246
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@28made5
2 жыл бұрын
Jamie really is getting good at finding things faster!
@jiggnorth3593
Жыл бұрын
Joe has a history of getting Jaguars and leopards confused.
@liquidalloy
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Congo wider than the United States" bruh, lay off the weed 😂😂
@YoungShoLive
4 жыл бұрын
liquidalloy I know right?? I’m smoking as I write this and I’m like DUDE!
@NearlyH3adlessNick
4 жыл бұрын
Hey man us stoners aren't all absent minded and forgetful!! There was more to this, I'm sure of it.... One sec, I'll remember, just hold on...
@sayyidshillingford6353
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha you got me laughing out loud. I was searching the comments specifically to see if someone else caught that.....lmao cheers, funniest comment lmao
@liquidalloy
4 жыл бұрын
@@sayyidshillingford6353 lol and I love Joe Rogan but he was so silly with that comment lol
@sonoftheway3528
4 жыл бұрын
its about as ''wide'' from north to south but, that's not what he meant....
@Zackarria688
2 жыл бұрын
Joe loves a convo along these lines it’s his favourite subject.
@kaleaba8865
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh the randomness of JRE is what makes it the best
@MikeB213806
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: It's Bigger Her: it's 29 times smaller Joe: the WIDTH HER:🙄
@YannickJacq
4 жыл бұрын
Actually, Jamie did not see that there are two different Congo : the republic of the Congo (the smallest one, which he gave informations of) and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (formerly known as Zaïre : 2 345 000 Sq kilometers or 905 567 Square mile). BILI is located in the second one. I'm from that region. I can assure you that the rainforest of the Congo is mostly untouched and unknown. Ps: The Bas-Uele province alone is a lil bit smaller than Florida
@rushpittsburgh4
3 жыл бұрын
Amazing comment
@phracture
4 жыл бұрын
"Bondo chimp kills and eats bull elephant" "Jamie look it up."
@douglascampbell4993
3 жыл бұрын
Joe: you seen those American terror birds? Australians: you have casuaries too?
@Formakiwi
Ай бұрын
I assume you mean Cassowaries? Casuaries sounds like a hipster shoe label.
@RichSmithson
3 жыл бұрын
New Zealand was the country that had the biggest birds in the world. The Moa were the biggest flightless birds to ever exist and they were bigger then the Elephant Birds talked about in this video. They died out around 1450 y due to humans (Maori colonisers of NZ ate them all) Also the biggest Eagle to ever exist was alive alongside the Moas and used to prey on the Moa. The "Haast Eagle" was so massive it could take down an adult Moa and Maori tales handed down through generations even say they hunted humans. They went extinct when the Moa did as their food source was completely gone. There were unverified reports of them existing even up until around the 1700s.
@moistyhand
2 жыл бұрын
The V titan was the largest flightless bird known to exist, and the Haast eagle wasn’t necessarily giant. It only preyed on children, not adults, present day eagles have been recorded to do this.
@indigochild2.098
2 жыл бұрын
ur wrong
@theneet9528
Жыл бұрын
In sea there's a legend about a big eagle snatching ppl up too. It called garuda.
@insidegame1061
Жыл бұрын
A real life rodan
@itsmedre141
Жыл бұрын
They where still here when the white man first arrived in NZ, the Maori didn't eat them all or wipe them out that's false history but everything else you mentioned is correct 👍🏾
@prashant_kerung_thegim0709
4 жыл бұрын
It's always fascinating to look at Joe talking about chimps and wild animals.
@bigbong894
4 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to show Joe Ark:Survival Evolved lmaoo
@PipoBones
4 жыл бұрын
hed shit his pants
@STRmw2
4 жыл бұрын
@@PipoBones he'd deffo be one of those players with a aids dodo army
@griffenatekevinbacon
3 жыл бұрын
Hed be rage quitting from kids wiping his metal hut
@Nonessentialsquid
3 жыл бұрын
He would start monologuing to a Trex
@VintageFlowers
4 жыл бұрын
8:51 What is that sound in the background? Joe also seemed to have heard it.
@love4boost
3 жыл бұрын
Think about if an ostrich was carnivores and still just fast. That to me is more scary than a bear, gator, or big cat
@TheUsername450
4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan: mentions terror birds Me: suffers ark survival evolved flashback
@STRmw2
4 жыл бұрын
i always referred to them as shit raptors
@dankmemes2354
4 жыл бұрын
Hill fuckers is my nickname
@dankmemes2354
4 жыл бұрын
To terror birds not me...
@josiahdennis4381
3 жыл бұрын
Looooool, good one 😂
@xrfy5653
3 жыл бұрын
roid dodos
@redharlow4522
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Joe rogan: Jamie, pull up the coordinates to that covenant galactic star crusier
@SimonHaestoe
3 жыл бұрын
LOL.
@BofaDeez77781
Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Joe hasn’t talked about the 6 foot long otters in South America that eat alligators
@ChampHatch
Жыл бұрын
He has champ
@ray.0409
4 жыл бұрын
When the picture of the bird popped up, I straight up jumped a little
@CardeaShabazz1400
4 жыл бұрын
My wife's family just happens to be from the area where they are from on the south sudan side, yambio, and they have stories about those chimps. They are extremely strong and will kill you but they love babies and won't hurt them either. If you lay your baby under a tree and turn around and it's gone you look up the chimp might be feeding it up there. They said if you scream and are freaking out they will drop it...they can beat a lion to death though. Thye said that they use to come at night to eat from the mango tree.
@forwardmoving8252
Жыл бұрын
Bunch of nonsense. They're literally just a group of common eastern chimpanzees lmao. That's been proven. Also, they cannot beat lions to death, unless MAYBE You mean a troop can beat a lone lion. A single chimp would get massacred by a lion.
@harsha1989able
Жыл бұрын
There is no way it could beat up or deal with an adult lion one-on-one... It's surely an exaggerated aspect of the story regardless of it being real or not...
@ej4458
Жыл бұрын
Can humans interact with it anyway?
@SprinkledFox
Жыл бұрын
@Harsha Rao You underestimate how powerful a regular chimp is. Now make it bigger- it could most definitely one up a lion
@fukkitful
Жыл бұрын
@@SprinkledFox A leopards would body a chimp and they are smaller than lions. A female lions would destroy a chimp ( around 300 lbs).
@jwallace5674wv
4 жыл бұрын
"Look at the hog on that thing" *joe glances over at Jaime for confirmation with a devilish grin* 😏
@matthale8090
3 жыл бұрын
Leave it to joe to point out how big a animals genitals are 😆
@sillybilly666
4 жыл бұрын
That Short Faced Bear recreation is at the La Brea Tar Pits museum in LA, I believe.
@cultofmalgus1310
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: "subject" "Do you know about that?" "subject" "Can you pull it up?" every JRE I swear to God lol.
@SasquatchHD
4 жыл бұрын
"Look at the hog on that thing" -Joe Rogan 2020
@itza8334
4 жыл бұрын
@ 3:06 I'm pretty sure that Jaguars are only found in the America's. that giant chimp probably killed a leopard which is smaller than a Jaguar, i could be wrong though
@Boddah.
4 жыл бұрын
You're right. Jaguars = South America, leopards = Africa
@ChadBenjamin
4 жыл бұрын
@@Boddah. Leopards are also found in most of Asia. They are notorious man-eaters in India.
@bxigtstreetboy
4 жыл бұрын
@@Boddah. Jaguars actually live in North and Central America too. You'd be amazed to know they were plentiful once in Texas.
@tomhawkinson2162
4 жыл бұрын
Time Flies I was just about to type the same thing but decided to see if someone beat me to it first. Ya got me👍
@Nastafar
4 жыл бұрын
You are correct. Jaguars are a North, Central and South American species and not native to Africa so it must have been an African leopard. When all the continents were united as Pangea there may have been multi-continental species inhabiting everywhere throughout the world.
@garymaidman625
Жыл бұрын
The Bondo ape isn't a weird subspecialties found only in that area, it is part of a subspecies of the common chimpanzee called the eastern chimpanzee which has quite a big geographic range.
@Mick0296
Жыл бұрын
This fact doesn't tickle their mystery boners though
@mutsshnuts
3 жыл бұрын
29x smaller than the US. Joe and Usman: thats about 30%
@Mr_T_M
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@shogunfox7141
3 жыл бұрын
Were they using Common core math?
@Aethelbeorn
3 жыл бұрын
Hey now. He does say he's an idiot every other podcast.
@JBrotsis1
4 жыл бұрын
Jaguars aren’t found in the Congo, only South America.
@vincenzovieri3743
4 жыл бұрын
North Carolina
@aceheru7855
4 жыл бұрын
Nonsense we got aJacksonville jaguars LOL
@nsq2229
4 жыл бұрын
jbroti 004 just in america in general
@aceheru7855
4 жыл бұрын
Both leopards and Jaguars that are melanistic are known as Black Panthers 🤯💯🤯
@JBrotsis1
4 жыл бұрын
NSQ222 / true...I forget jaguars have been seen in Mexico and some have reported sightings in way southern TX.
@Matt-lx6cj
4 жыл бұрын
when is a joe rogan nature documentary coming
@lilmayo575
4 жыл бұрын
Matching animals against eachother in a fight is always an interesting debate. Im currently taking bets for King kong vs Godzilla. Next round will feature the highly anticipated Big foot vs Yeti.
@allninelivez7631
3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else get that tingely feeling when someone mentions a creepy crawly the size of a large object? I get the feeling that something is crawling on my leg or back with me desperately trying to wack away the images that pop in my head. I live in Canada and the only "large" insect I encountered is the Pine Beetle, black beetle or grey with long antennas. The tiny bastard that packs a bite, imagine someone pinching you as hard they can, maybe even twist the pinch. Lol
@RichardCranium321
4 жыл бұрын
The end- "lions & tigers & bears... oh my!" 🤣
@mesicek7
4 жыл бұрын
I thought i was having a dejavu moment. Then i realized he talked about the same topic last year
@paulgeary6511
2 жыл бұрын
THAT GUEST HAS A CUTE CLEAN SHINY NODE!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@andialdrich6620
2 жыл бұрын
Lol poor Jamie in his sleep probably still hears joe Rogan “to the left Jamie,yes” “no no to the right Jamie” lolol
@Milk_with_chunks
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: “have you heard of the Bondo Ape?” Me: “I believe the term you’re searching for is DOOM SLAYER”
@kemdawggie
4 жыл бұрын
*crunchy djent guitar*
@FirearmEnthusiast
4 жыл бұрын
RIP AND TEAR
@BustaShenanigans
4 жыл бұрын
5:10 "SHOE BILL BURR"
@nathanr2354
3 жыл бұрын
The way joe talks about those animals is like that one kid that would make shit up to scare you during recess lol
@callsignsaint1377
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact about shoe bills they are relatively tame in comparison to most other large birds
@-scrim
4 жыл бұрын
This is the most Joe Rogan video I've ever seen.
@joshuasterling2144
4 жыл бұрын
No mention of the Haast's Eagle, the biggest Eagle to have existed, also it preyed on the Moa in New Zealand. I regret never being able to see this insane bird, it died out before the 1500's.
@tylergift
2 жыл бұрын
I love how joe said there was *an* african lion that used to live here at the end lol
@infernotactical2209
2 жыл бұрын
Joe looking at marcus is hilarious
@kjelltheviking6756
4 жыл бұрын
Learning about all the crazy animals that used to exist, and even some that existed within the short time that humans have been around is fascinating.
@slimmike56
4 жыл бұрын
Joe “lets assume they’re tiny, like 5ft 5’ “ Rogan
@themissinglightninglink
4 жыл бұрын
says the man who is like 5'7" on his best day lol.. but I'm sure he wouldn't consider himself "tiny"
@gooniusmaximus94
4 жыл бұрын
Marc Neese he’s 200 pounds jacked so he’s not really tiny
@themissinglightninglink
4 жыл бұрын
@@gooniusmaximus94 the statement he made was about their height being tiny.. nothing was mentioned about their weight or perceived weight.. therefore, I did not mention anything about weight either..I do not disagree with your statement necessarily, but regardless, in this instance, it is just not relevant.
@themissinglightninglink
4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnM-sw4sc on the contrary, I can and did speculate that very thing.. well maybe it was more of a deduction but you get my point.
@themissinglightninglink
4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnM-sw4sc lol
@daffow4904
Жыл бұрын
Random guy: drops his pants Joe Rogan: Look at the size of that thing
@ErrmNoo
2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Joe's reaction to the sound a shoebill makes. Apparently they're pretty friendly though.
@wu-tanggenerator9711
4 жыл бұрын
A jaguar in Africa? Unlikely
@HistoryandConspiracies29
4 жыл бұрын
Impossible
@KaptainKyle_27
4 жыл бұрын
He meant a leopard
@JoshuaOtusanya
4 жыл бұрын
If ur reading this, you’re a dope person. Keep it up ❤️👊🏿💯
@johnward654
4 жыл бұрын
Joshua Otusanya how about no
@conormcmullen6437
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro you too
@jamstonjulian6947
4 жыл бұрын
How did you know I smoke dope?
@testodude
6 ай бұрын
shut up, baby. I know it.
@luckdragon1976
Жыл бұрын
Lol the bear has to be anchored somehow ?great vids as always
@jonb2756
8 ай бұрын
3:28 "They have scat samples" imma SCAT MAN!!! 🎶
@frameofmind229
4 жыл бұрын
Joe "scroll back down, no a little higher.. Higher.. Ya right there, blow that up" Rogan
@Bleek17Six
4 жыл бұрын
Joe "There was an African Lion that use to live here" Rogan
@joshmoon4430
Жыл бұрын
Almost certain that the reason the bear was on a mound was due to the size of it, and the upright posture. The mound is used as a weight to make sure it stays upright. An anchor of sorts.
@jonathangauthier3549
3 жыл бұрын
That short faced bear pic is like putting platform heels on Shaq - overkill as Joe Rogan was saying. Up until recently there were giant birds in New Guinea, named the Maori bird too. Though not as terrifying as the Terror Bird, I think I'd still pinch a loaf if I crossed a Moari in the forest
@allanjim3
4 жыл бұрын
This guy’s on his way to getting the full Joe Rogan Experience for sure! If Joe brings up DMT, balloons and confetti will fall from the ceiling and a mariachi band will walk in.
@Jimmybringsit
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@countrygirlxo7188
Жыл бұрын
When I was 17 I went to Anchorage Alaska. And they have a museum there with a short face bear on display… this thing was so unbelievably massive, my head went a little higher then it’s knee. And I’m 5’1… in the museum it said they died off because during the ice age many animals couldn’t survive the harsh cold. Snow covered most of the ground so it made finding food hard for herbivores. Which caused a massive death in herbivores which made it hard for large carnivores to find enough food for their massive bodies. That’s why bears and lions got smaller, even wolves shrank to some degree. However with wolves they didn’t have such a hard time because they have the pack to support them. Other predators had to adapt in other ways
@abudujana13
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video, JRE CLIPS
@davidfubuster1366
4 жыл бұрын
the largest polar bear recorded was 11.14 feet tall at a weight of about 2210 pounds.
@NostalgiaforInfinity
Жыл бұрын
That's like 10 chimpanzees and 8 gorillas. Fascinating.
@christianpalmer3094
4 жыл бұрын
4:35 “2 hunnit and 342 thousan sqaw kalomettas”
@kingot9181
4 жыл бұрын
Christian Palmer lmfaoo
@andresvargas7650
3 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said it😂
@sayyidshillingford6353
4 жыл бұрын
Cheers to the Comments section. Never laughed so hard so unexpectedly
@kevinostberg1729
Жыл бұрын
I may be mistaken, but I thought Jaguars existed only in South & Central America; and occasionally spotted in some of the American states bordering Mexico.
@Gavirael
4 жыл бұрын
So from what I understand from being a biology major is that the reason these animals were so much larger is do to higher oxygen content in the environment, larger environmental range and more prey. This allowed for much larger mammels. Also in many of these areas during the time these large mammels were roaming different places on the planet there was less competition for food and resources. So genetically the largest and strongest were allowed to breed becoming enormous in size through out thousands of years.
@rickh5088
2 жыл бұрын
Less competition leads to LESS pressure for the selection of the strongest/fastest/biggest animals. Having less competition for food and resources leads to stagnation in an evolutionary process. With little to no competition then there is effectively very little difference between the strongest and the weakest. They both live and they both reproduce so the evolution doesn't lead to much (if any) actual progress. This leads to situations where things like sharks end up being relatively unchanged for hundreds of millions of years. This is because there is relatively very little competition for them and so there is little environmental pressure for them to change. More competition is what leads to meaningful evolution. There needs to be SOMETHING that makes life harder for the weak individuals and thus allows only the strongest ones to survive and reproduce. This is true of everything, not just individual species of life. Take a business in a highly competitive market vs one in a very "easy" market. The ones that have strong competition are the strongest and most evolved because the weakest ones are constantly disappearing. The ones that have no competition are basically the same as they were when they first opened because there is zero reason for them to change since they survive just fine exactly like they are. The constant threat of ceasing to exist is what drives evolution. Taking that away by making survival easy immediately stops evolution. Historically it actually puts things at a much higher risk of extinction once survival becomes difficult again. The last thing that you want to see in an evolutionary situation is less competition.
@jmz2144
Жыл бұрын
Humans were also bigger
@lh6740
Жыл бұрын
That makes sense. Oxygen makes larger healthier plants that have more vitamins and nutrients.
@johnalmaguer7118
Жыл бұрын
Yea, put a baby in an oxygen tent for 14 years growing. Hed be a giant 😂😂😂 Really, people will believe anything 😕
@ricktheexplorer
8 ай бұрын
A larger planet too, meaning less gravity because of Earth's size. That coupled with a higher oxygen content; yes you are correct.
@jakobpeters6602
4 жыл бұрын
Joe "Look at the size of that thing.." Rogan
@keithharris5196
2 жыл бұрын
David Attenborough has a full one of those elephant bird eggs, took him years to build
@stephaneclerc667
3 жыл бұрын
Never heard of them but they're incredible!
@sonnydortmund1513
4 жыл бұрын
Joe “It would rip you to pieces but the cool thing is” Rogan
@xChimichungaCraft662
4 жыл бұрын
Joe "The Congo has more landmass than the United States" Rogan
@jackashmore
4 жыл бұрын
These are the types of titles that give me hope
@Foxtrop13
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Joe join the ancestors primates to our team, "only some monkey chimp we had back then"
@ltrizzle12
4 жыл бұрын
Joe “I think the Congo is wider than the United States” Rogan. It’s breathtaking sometimes that this man gets paid to speak outside the scope of MMA.
@NathanLeeAnimations
4 жыл бұрын
Why? You expect him to know everything? Its his rapport that makes him a host and he doesnt get paid for it, he makes money because he pursued it.
@russkiydzhigit
4 жыл бұрын
How fucking brain damaged do you have to be to think that, then to think 29 times smaller is still 30%.
@ltrizzle12
4 жыл бұрын
@@NathanLeeAnimations No I dont expext him to know everything; I expect him to know that Congo isn't wider than America. And any 5th grader with a B- average would expect it, too, because even they would know how patently absurd that claim is. Joe is a burnt moron. He should strictly stick to MMA analysis. Talk about "CTE" lmao. He's almost as bad as Brandon Blob.
@chaseteter
4 жыл бұрын
And he didn’t flinch. He was way way way off and just kept it rolling. When you’re that wrong just own it damn
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