Screentime gets defeated by his arch nemesis, adblocker
@sillystraww
3 жыл бұрын
And his sidekick, vpn
@troillandford7679
3 жыл бұрын
@@sillystraww if given the chance, screentime could have the best rogues gallery. Imagine a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads in all electronic devices, shit is op man.
@sillystraww
3 жыл бұрын
@@troillandford7679 a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads is both op and something straight out of family guy
@kennethfung3618
3 жыл бұрын
Actually adblocker would be his other sidekick
@genericname2747
3 жыл бұрын
I want a villain who says "This super-weapon was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
@trioncz.9334
2 жыл бұрын
You know what? 2 years later I am willing to forgive the vampire one simply for having a connection to the greatest character of all time, Micheal Morbius
@Uncommom
2 жыл бұрын
Same...
@spooderman6312
2 жыл бұрын
i'm literally morbin myself rn
@n3ro81
5 ай бұрын
It's Michael, dude
@roadkill1827
2 жыл бұрын
Hearing Michael Morbius 2 years before the movie came out made me shit myself
@imunderyourbed7106
2 жыл бұрын
I literally morbed
@sunburnedalien7134
2 жыл бұрын
Feeling morbed yet?
@childconsumer7169
2 жыл бұрын
legit started feelin morby
@quasar9745
2 жыл бұрын
When I heard the news I got so excited I morbed on my step sister and my step mother...
@imcritonium
2 жыл бұрын
“You can’t go five minutes without morbing watching this video.”
@t.b.cont.
4 жыл бұрын
I think Marvel might be huffing “experimental internet gas”...
@aderemiporsche
4 жыл бұрын
*Experimental retardation gas.* There, I fixed it for you.
@jupiterjazz814
4 жыл бұрын
@@aderemiporsche You said the R word someone call captain Safespace and They Them Snowflake
@kanyevil127
4 жыл бұрын
@Ara Era more like “experimental woke gas.”
@SirPwnington
4 жыл бұрын
@@aderemiporsche What's the difference?
@sm2142
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure grandpa's buddies just called it "huffing the ether". The old-school anesthetic?
@danshiba1498
4 жыл бұрын
Dont you just hate when your internet router started pumping out internet gas
@quixbix
4 жыл бұрын
Happened to me the other day, now I have 4chan shitposts burned into my retinas
@stilanbant2198
4 жыл бұрын
Dan - don’t you just hate it when your uncle capes in your face and calls it internet gas
@isaiahmiranda7609
4 жыл бұрын
Ohh... So that's what it is when it begins fuming- I just thought it was getting too hot!
@Logan-gl2ft
4 жыл бұрын
They should pay Charlie because his idea for sceentime actually makes sense
@shanechannel7066
4 жыл бұрын
@arnold jayeola he could've said he drink some of Belle's gamer girl bathwater
@charizardfan1017
2 жыл бұрын
B-Negative was morbing before it became cool
@j4ywh3th3r6
2 жыл бұрын
Well they both suck
@ImJustMomo
2 жыл бұрын
dear god 💀
@specimen3376
2 жыл бұрын
I've just morbed my pants from realisation.
@master106
2 жыл бұрын
Screentime: "It's Morbin Time!" B Negative: "Stop"
@yaboiurlz
2 жыл бұрын
Morbin’: Kid named finger:
@evritings
2 жыл бұрын
Morbius Jr. is definitely the most morbin character I’ve seen Marvel make, second only to Morbius himself
@curlybill3666
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing can be compared to the morb the morbyth the morbegend, Morbius himself
@YourDM64
2 жыл бұрын
@@curlybill3666 yes
@P.Whitestrake
2 жыл бұрын
The morbest morb that has ever morbed.
@cyberfilmproductions8987
Жыл бұрын
Morbius Jr. legit sounds way cooler than these guys.
@bubbafett4787
Жыл бұрын
He’s definitely the character I’ve seen marvel make
@micheal6898
4 жыл бұрын
Screen time gets killed by a 16 year old kid who discovers how to ddos
@assaultedbysalt5041
4 жыл бұрын
just ask him to divide 0 by 0
@RSainman
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@forkrolls
4 жыл бұрын
smh he didnt even had nordvpn
@forkrolls
4 жыл бұрын
@Carlos PaizOrtega ExpressVPN?
@thekiller7994
4 жыл бұрын
Carlos PaizOrtega of course
@thiago2000.mp4
4 жыл бұрын
What if Screentime has any sort of lag, he could have a seizure? "Oh no Screentime, watch out a Wifi jammer" and he drops dead
@nukelius
4 жыл бұрын
screentime walks past a microwave and fucking dies
@crimson8590
4 жыл бұрын
@@nukelius he takes the subway home and just fucking explodes
@yesofcourse8002
4 жыл бұрын
Lag will be his superpower. Antagonists will try to shoot him, but he's moving like you have 2500 ping.
@CertMediocre
4 жыл бұрын
Deploying Jammer!
@trollerpilotxiv3079
4 жыл бұрын
@@yesofcourse8002 Also respawning
@BigGigaNut
2 жыл бұрын
Naming a Non-binary superhero “snowflake” is like naming the first russia superhero “Vodka man”
@simonpetrikov3992
2 жыл бұрын
Vodka man the pyromancer
@socriabbas454
2 жыл бұрын
Captain Communism
@consueno753
2 жыл бұрын
And even that sounds cooler "Oh no, I cant be!!! Vodka Man!!!" **Tripoloski intensefies**
@USSFFRU
2 жыл бұрын
@@socriabbas454 Comrade Communism vs Captain America, I'd pay to watch that shit
@tccc5331
2 жыл бұрын
Its like naming your first Indian superhero "Savage Man" or your first Asian one "Captain Chong"
@neversaydiegaming4868
2 жыл бұрын
As a deviant artist, I can say with first hand experience. These characters design and "backstorys" are comparable to the mid tier level of OC drawings on DeviantArt.
@augervongaribaldi
2 жыл бұрын
Almost giving them too much credit with that-
@sebastianriz4703
2 жыл бұрын
Ive seen better furry OCs and art than this shit
@vario6492
2 жыл бұрын
This is insulting to the deviant artists
@racatkns9977
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen mary sue ocs with more legitimacy than this crap
@spoopyvirgil4944
2 жыл бұрын
@@racatkns9977 To be fair! At least the mary sues backstories relatively make sense to like the Mary Sues' species. And the MLP mary sues usually have neat backstories. Source, I used to have a MLP mary sue.
@Jack-qe5qm
4 жыл бұрын
"That'd be like if the first homosexual character was called captain gay" Marvel: write that down! Write that down!
@delet3999
4 жыл бұрын
Too late. We already have gay characters
@Jack-qe5qm
4 жыл бұрын
@@delet3999 you?
@delet3999
4 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-qe5qm Miss america, The new hulk that isnt the new (new) hulk, his boyfriend (forgot his name) and some others that i dont remember
@Jack-qe5qm
4 жыл бұрын
@@delet3999 thanks. I'm not that familiar with marvel as i am with DC.
@mr_punpun
4 жыл бұрын
The Gayptain
@DreadnaughtZero
4 жыл бұрын
It feels like a parody, and I still can’t believe that this is real.
@cressedangel123
4 жыл бұрын
It honestly does, I do wish they did the 90’s experimentation thing they had where it was a comic series that they would throw in characters and villains, and see what sticks
@danny_decheeto8300
4 жыл бұрын
Element Zero he has to be taking the piss. He’s trying not to laugh at this dumb shit (the author)
@Psycorde
4 жыл бұрын
Haven't been keeping up with Marvel comics, I suppose? Not surprising to anyone who has.
@Xedlord
4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a parody when I first saw it
@wokethelast8498
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly 2020 has been so lame lmaoooo
@weirdfish09
2 жыл бұрын
So, B-Negative got literaly morbed.
@dozobi1510
2 жыл бұрын
This is... the morbius...
@juggernnox
2 жыл бұрын
he got morbed real good
@killercaelan3865
2 жыл бұрын
B negative became gaybius
@nazatalitulus9601
2 жыл бұрын
*b-negative and screentime while in battle* Screentime= HEY B-NEGATIVE!!! B-negative= what?! Screentime= You know what. Time it is- B-negative= SHUT IT!!
@BlueyXbox
2 жыл бұрын
MORBIUS HOLY SHIT
@imunderyourbed7106
2 жыл бұрын
It's morbin' time
@FocusMrbjarke
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ it’s Morbius.
@aeitis7719
2 жыл бұрын
I really wanna morb rn 🥵🥵🥵
@FocusMrbjarke
2 жыл бұрын
@@aeitis7719 get in my van. I have some Morbius for you.
@nazatalitulus9601
2 жыл бұрын
@@FocusMrbjarke can u get the EminemXmorbius song on?
@reeseorta3052
4 жыл бұрын
This cast of characters literally sounds like a Family Guy rip off of marvel, made to troll while also giving social commentary as a joke, but marvel actually released this, this is crazy
@rexhilverstone7154
4 жыл бұрын
Family Guy's version might at least be funny
@biggheadspace8773
4 жыл бұрын
@@rexhilverstone7154 that's a bold statement
@toaster9922
4 жыл бұрын
nah more like a south park parody, south park does this shit better than family guy
@pIayingwithmahwii
4 жыл бұрын
i petition we stop people with any political views from embarking on any creative ventures
@blkvnm6003
4 жыл бұрын
@@pIayingwithmahwii i second that.
@HydraDominus
4 жыл бұрын
"experimental internet gas" is the most boomer thing I've ever heard
@o_o5578
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Tf is a internet gas 🗿
@kevinvassago
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, watch out, the word boomer will trigger someone😂
@user-xs4hn5bf2x
4 жыл бұрын
@@o_o5578 some redditor online took a massive dump at Taco Bell and Screenslaver's boomer father smelled it like a simp with his Pokimane fart compilations.
@o_o5578
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-xs4hn5bf2x Oh my-
@zebwolf9340
4 жыл бұрын
Bro he can jerk off using his mind
@deliberatelyaverage
2 жыл бұрын
I think screentime’s back story could have taken an interesting twist if it was something like “He entered human trials for an experimental inhalant gas that would patch people into the internet without the need for a phone, Juicero, or computer. However, the gas proved hyper corruptive to all other test subjects (turning them into basically his enemies and nemesis’s) and he the only surviving ‘sane’ subject became highly addicted to it. He now struggles between staying on the right path, and fueling his addiction to the strange gas.” That’d be fun.
@broopdefloop
2 жыл бұрын
Thats way better, another story could be he was part of an immortality project where they wanted to upload people online, but now his mind is split between in the internet and in his body.
@dougsouls9358
2 жыл бұрын
Little did Charlie know that the name Michael Morbius would come back to bite him.
@sickoduck7466
4 жыл бұрын
These look like superhero's you'd see in those comic books you'd get after buying some skechers
@chucklesticmccormick5828
4 жыл бұрын
holy shit you're right i was wondering how the hell these seemed so familiar
@myra1222
4 жыл бұрын
Chucklestic McCormick atleast the hero’s there might have some better powers than wikapedia man and Dora the fucking explorer
@MegaAmir46
4 жыл бұрын
Nail on head!
@mist4255
3 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly accurate
@premmadison5232
3 жыл бұрын
bRUH LMAO
@Laxhoop
4 жыл бұрын
Marvel really said “OC, do not steal”.
@reybeltran1209
4 жыл бұрын
@AlienZGamer you don't deserve 19k subscribers
@cabentertainment9723
4 жыл бұрын
AlienZGamer please, please shut the fuck up.
@Herbinkle
4 жыл бұрын
@AlienZGamer I would want to see you fight in the UFC for my amusement.
@holeindanssock156
4 жыл бұрын
Whats OC? Thanks.
@PotatoL001
4 жыл бұрын
@@holeindanssock156 original character
@lelandrossi307
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the last character is about morbius makes this more funny 💀
@nazatalitulus9601
2 жыл бұрын
It morbed me ...
@darthgonk1175
2 жыл бұрын
Morbius showing up here is like when you rewatch a previous season of an animated show and see a character that gets introduced later as a background character
@jamisanmatalonis8458
4 жыл бұрын
We not gonna talk about how they named the only overweight character after an SUV?
@joostin123
4 жыл бұрын
Should've named them Canyonero
@oleanderrots
4 жыл бұрын
I CANT STOP LAUGHING. SHES LIKE A SEMI TRUCK
@channel-re5uq
4 жыл бұрын
NOOOO WTF 😭😭😭😭😂😂
@jamisanmatalonis8458
4 жыл бұрын
IFunny Watermark indeed
@Alex-kc7tp
4 жыл бұрын
That was definitely on purpose
@jawshugan
4 жыл бұрын
“Internet gas” Just let that sink in for a bit
@vadernation1233
4 жыл бұрын
Jawsh Has A Gun “hey bro wanna smoke some Twitter?”
@chonky4205
4 жыл бұрын
@@vadernation1233 nah bro I just had some KZitem
@BigBofrfr
4 жыл бұрын
@@chonky4205 bruh you should at least be able to take some uber
@ZeroStrife45
4 жыл бұрын
Hey where can I get some Tumblr, I heard that shit was wild?
@JT044-iz1cv
4 жыл бұрын
"Yo guys,have you heard of 4chan? They're selling it on the street and its fucking wack guys. You should buy some.
@suspiciouscheese4518
2 жыл бұрын
I think the idea behind Trailblazer is actually pretty workable. Maybe impose some limitation like you can only pull a vague concept and the specifics are random. For example you want a weapon but you won’t know the type of weapon until you reach in. Internet gas is just awful though.
@Skyverb
2 жыл бұрын
Why TF would Morbius donate blood?
@Scott...
2 жыл бұрын
To Morb people when they least expect it
@Skyverb
2 жыл бұрын
@@Scott... 😂😂
@Bruhman_YUSS
2 жыл бұрын
He wants to morb the world, and I’m ok with it
@Skyverb
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bruhman_YUSS 😂
@zurabsiradze7822
5 ай бұрын
Wasn't he blood doctor or something?
@creimamkf4450
4 жыл бұрын
this the kind of heroes your school makes to encourage road safety or anti-bullying
@pastelsploosh8914
3 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY SAID IT
@LifeWithRello
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😭
@trollerpilotxiv3079
3 жыл бұрын
Citation Man dabs every time you correctly cite your sources
@ory3155
3 жыл бұрын
You aren’t wrong, but... There’s no but. You’re just right.
@cannedcoochie6828
3 жыл бұрын
@@trollerpilotxiv3079 LMAO
@josevelazco9233
3 жыл бұрын
This feels like something South Park would make an episode about
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, at least that would just be thinly veiled bigotry. This is somehow meant to be appealing to the groups in question.
@user-tq5ql7dg2e
3 жыл бұрын
Spot on.
@ratchet6909
3 жыл бұрын
They basically did with that safe space episode.
@Manowar_
3 жыл бұрын
@@ratchet6909 the thing that was missing was just the marvel logo
@thelordofthelostbraincells
3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if south Park actually does this better
@samtheshowman8532
5 ай бұрын
So to recap, we have 1. Dora the Explorer 2. A living search engine 3. The Wonder Twins but Bad 4. Another Goth vampire
@imtheprinceofallsaiyan
4 ай бұрын
Nah number 2 is moonson
@Axeeco
2 жыл бұрын
6:35 That kid do be morbin' tho
@k_illings
3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for "Alpha Male", "Doctor Virgin" and "Gigachad" to make their appearance
@krypticunlimited6925
2 жыл бұрын
Those characters actually sound somewhat interesting
@highlander6573
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna see gigachad in action
@TheOverlordPepper
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget “Pogchamp”
@GreGoEDS
2 жыл бұрын
Gigachad would actualy be fucking cool imagine he one shooting everyone while doing hes iconic pose.
@vickerandflips8061
2 жыл бұрын
Theres also Based Man, whos superpower is being an @sshole; Feminazi Girl, whos power is the ability to destroy any man's courage and confidence at will; and Incelios, who's power is to make everyone else sad and miserable like himself.
@sliceofham3737
4 жыл бұрын
How the hell did “internet gas” even become a thought in someone’s mind, let alone get okayed and let pass?
@falcongamer58
4 жыл бұрын
Same way they'd accept "corrosive void"
@edgarrangel9838
4 жыл бұрын
I guess some experimental retard gas was leaked at Marvel HQ
@theradiantdehd3997
4 жыл бұрын
It must means it was written by Boomers who wanted to make fun of Millenials and Zoomers, hence why they actually believed the internet must run through gasses, then the Zoomers saw the idea and actually liked it for some reason. They must all be high as the ceiling with how few brain cells they seem to have left between them.
@o.walker1370
4 жыл бұрын
@@edgarrangel9838 oh no😂😂😂
@BigFry9591
4 жыл бұрын
They passed the gas.
@JustAnArrogantAlien
2 жыл бұрын
Watching in 2022. Did this comic ever come out? Last I heard it was hated so fiercely (from _all_ sides of the political spectrum - unity is still possible!) that Marvel has swept it under the rug, unwilling to say if it was cancelled as that would be admitting defeat.
@cara-seyun
2 жыл бұрын
I heard a very small number of copies were printed, though I can’t find anything about them
@KazeDBG
2 жыл бұрын
Hearing morbius when this came out meant nothing but hearing it now just made me laugh so fucking hard
@joneylol3220
4 жыл бұрын
Screentime looks like if cyclops was sponsored by xbox
@Trigger__Happy
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I thought “captain gay” sounded like a way more interesting super hero right off the bat
@staeslait2343
3 жыл бұрын
@@Trigger__Happy "Rainbow Ass Lasers, activate!"
@ProGaming-db6ln
3 жыл бұрын
@@Trigger__Happy write that down
@thatgoobyguy9960
3 жыл бұрын
They missed a big opportunity with screentime. They could've pulled a cyborg and allowed him to teleport in and out of a matrix type dimension or some shit and be able to teleport to different places and take things to and from that dimension and also have some like cool gadgets and lazer pistols or some shit. But no, his powers are to google any fact instantly. These are the creative minds found at marvel ladies and gentlemen
@softwet6393
3 жыл бұрын
@@thatgoobyguy9960 Marvel: *SMORT*
@CrazyRiverOtter
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Professor Xavier was called "Professor Cripple" or Daredevil was "NoEyes Mc Acidburn".
@EspressoTyme
3 жыл бұрын
Or if spawn was called "captain demonic"
@CrazyRiverOtter
3 жыл бұрын
@@EspressoTyme That sounds rad af actually
@AnisterStarlight
3 жыл бұрын
If Spider-Man were called Radioactive Aracnerd
@CrazyRiverOtter
3 жыл бұрын
@@AnisterStarlight Stop coming up with BETTER names
@AnisterStarlight
3 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyRiverOtter Nah. The Troubled and Over-Powered Green Giant
@michaelm6610
2 жыл бұрын
The villain in this comic would be called Hero Shima, a Japanese comic artist exposed to Walt Disney's experimental "radioactive racism gas"
@ShareTheLean
2 жыл бұрын
The last one had a blood transfusion from Morbius!?!?! I wish that was me IT'S MORBIN TIME
@georgepantello8065
3 жыл бұрын
It’s like if instead of marvel naming their first black character black panther, they named him “Big Africa”
@chara381
3 жыл бұрын
The protector of the hood.
@reconboy0454
3 жыл бұрын
And the villain would be called “Shermain”
@GuyParson
3 жыл бұрын
Rage of Africa
@CRMN805
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair I've heard black panter is unintentionally a kind of a racist movie already
@GuyParson
3 жыл бұрын
@@reconboy0454 sorry for my lack of racist knowledge , but who's shermain?
@AutismCreature31
3 жыл бұрын
Screentime’s nemesis will be 2 un-skippable ads mid way in his battle
@willyboy9003
3 жыл бұрын
lmaooo yes
@314rft
3 жыл бұрын
Okay, I will admit, I would legitimately be pleased if that was a nemesis. One of my biggest issues with screentime is that he seems to have no actual repercussions from being perma connected to the internet. He just seems like a "heh, I know everything" character with no faults, which honestly is just boring. If there was a subplot about how constantly being halfway between the real world and the internet made him have an *insane* reality perception crisis where he wasn't sure what was real anymore, then he would actually be somewhat interesting.
@AutismCreature31
3 жыл бұрын
@@314rft yes knowing everything doesn’t really help when you get punched in the face
@milesperhour2286
2 жыл бұрын
Anybody remember the comic that Stan lee helped create on webtoons, The last comic he ever worked on I believe? Backchannel. Green colors, had instant access to the internet and stuff. Sounds awfully similar….. oh wait! Edit: I’m saying they ripped off of a character lee wrote
@HowToChangeName
2 жыл бұрын
Or just H+ internet connection
@SlurpeeTheUnholy
2 жыл бұрын
6:39 Here we see a rare mention of Morbius two years before the best film of all time came out
@faze_garbage6673
2 жыл бұрын
2:48 charlie summarises the spy kids 3d plot
@RosieAnims
4 жыл бұрын
“Safespace” and “Snowflake” sound like characters you’d see in a satirical Tumblr web comic from 2015.
@SilentButDudley
4 жыл бұрын
Dank Waifu they just gotta check all the boxes for pandering, so of course they would make them black. The only thing missing is making them disabled as well 😂
@AtlanticaVI
4 жыл бұрын
Dank Waifu imagine being non-binary and hearing that marvel made some non-binary characters and then you see this shit
@mysteryman2607
4 жыл бұрын
By the way what dose non binary mean?
@stevebob240
4 жыл бұрын
I thought you were making a joke...
@strike_true
4 жыл бұрын
Mystery Man Someone who doesn’t identify themselves as either male or female I think. But yea no this is straight pandering to a more young left leaning audience but marvel has done such a shitty job at it that they’re literally stereotyping the people they want to empower.
@BentNeatly
4 жыл бұрын
"experimental internet gas" not even trying
@giantafricanbullfrog8996
4 жыл бұрын
How does internet gass even work?
@TekkLuthor
4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine 10 of them sitting at the table throwing ideas out there?
@theradiantdehd3997
4 жыл бұрын
@@giantafricanbullfrog8996 The Boomers who came up with the idea are still trying to figure that out. They're convinced though, as they don't know that electricity or binary ever became a thing.
@BigBodyBiggolo
4 жыл бұрын
I think they were going for a nanoparticle dust connected to the internet but realized its all just as gay so they gave it a name and moved on
@MrToken98
4 жыл бұрын
And a boomer made it smh
@sentientshoebox6113
2 жыл бұрын
6:35 it's morbin' time
@beef5010
2 жыл бұрын
IT WAS PLANNED OUT ALL ALONG! The prophecy was foretold, we just never listened 😭
@user-xk6bw1gu8u
2 жыл бұрын
I was watching for nostalgia while playing minecraft on my other monitor, not really paying attention, and then I heard the words "Michael Morbius"
@GreenMaskJohn
2 жыл бұрын
So im not the only one who watches charlie while playing minecraft
@user-xk6bw1gu8u
2 жыл бұрын
@@GreenMaskJohn Also that scam guy your name is from who I cant remember what he's called rn
@GreenMaskJohn
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-xk6bw1gu8u atomic shrimp
@Derikimi
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a future where people huff internet like air dust cans.
@bigbabado8296
4 жыл бұрын
Would you be able to choose what information you will get per huff though, or will it just be random?
@Danyboychan
4 жыл бұрын
*sniff* "Aaahh theres the latest trump tweet"
@namala3009
4 жыл бұрын
Lil Pumpkin BILLY GET AWAY FROM CANDACE
@qb2626
4 жыл бұрын
Dany i almost choked in my noodles while reading this lmao
@scottwales5966
4 жыл бұрын
And I say let it grow
@iamwilson6922
4 жыл бұрын
Stan Lee upstairs rn trying to convince God into allowing him access to lightning bolt rights
@1pyroace1
4 жыл бұрын
I am Wilson lmfao
@Stalutes64
4 жыл бұрын
that would make a wayyy better comic than this trash
@apoinsettia3862
4 жыл бұрын
this actually one of my favorite comments I’ve ever read please get this to the top
@peanutbutterandtelly3807
4 жыл бұрын
3 cherubs have to hold him back
@thegreatjudgeofmemes1732
4 жыл бұрын
I am Wilson best thing I’ve read all month
@thehale_
Жыл бұрын
I like how every time Marvel does something embarrassing, Morbius’ name is always somewhere in it 💀
@Sudupe16
2 жыл бұрын
6:40 Weird hearing Morbius casually said without it being a meme.
@Dylan-zo6zo
3 жыл бұрын
I bet they’re going to name an Asian character “yellow mathematician”
@Biggsoggy
3 жыл бұрын
💀
@jamesklem4861
3 жыл бұрын
And they replace every l in his sentences with r
@Dylan-zo6zo
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesklem4861 then they’ll say it’s to make the stereotype “progressive”
@jamesklem4861
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dylan-zo6zo and theyll say anyone who calls them out racist you know pull a sony while there at it
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
3 жыл бұрын
Mellow Yellow - He's a Martial artist BUT NOT BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN. His skin is a pleasant shade of gold and he radiates mystic energies BUT NOT BECAUSE WE'RE FETISHIZING ASIAN CULTURE. He also has a strong affinity for dragons BUT NXHWKFBTOQJGVROWJDGRG
@williamwalrus9473
3 жыл бұрын
Marvel: here’s Dora, a redditor, two insults to a entire community, and some goth we found in the twilight sagas
@corruptedhooman3268
3 жыл бұрын
Accurate lmao
@dylancaratsole3811
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely perfect my broski
@kameahmeahkid6907
3 жыл бұрын
@A RANDOM POTATO it isn't *Untrue*
@capturestudios9433
3 жыл бұрын
I made a comment like this before I saw this comment so please don’t think I’m copying you
@williamwalrus9473
3 жыл бұрын
@@capturestudios9433 I have had that problem before and I completely understand have a good day
@FirstNameLastName-nh6en
2 жыл бұрын
MORBIUS?????
@DenajM25
2 жыл бұрын
He compared one of these shitshows to Micheal morbius omg how could you do that!
@funkoverload9488
3 жыл бұрын
So we have: Dora the Explorer Redditor Stereotype and Stereotype And last, and certainly least Edgy Emo Kid who happens to be a vampire
@sebastianrodriguez8992
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot a borderline useless vampire.
@Eosinophyllis
3 жыл бұрын
This further compels me to redesign all the characters.
@General_Tozen
3 жыл бұрын
so overall there all garbage and the idea should be thrown away or redeveloped
@melikewafflesgg6167
3 жыл бұрын
Safespace sounds like a VPN
@meowdyllic
3 жыл бұрын
@@melikewafflesgg6167 trueee
@stevebennett9839
4 жыл бұрын
This sounds like an SNL sketch not an actual marvel characters.
@ajthevillageidiot
4 жыл бұрын
That explains why it's not that funny
@CrowTR0bot
4 жыл бұрын
@@ajthevillageidiot Or that it sounds like it's punching down in what's supposed to be satire
@ajthevillageidiot
4 жыл бұрын
@CooCooWizard k
@Agaetis181
4 жыл бұрын
yet SNL is aligned with the same ideology, so they would be making fun of themselves
@themannfordman6951
4 жыл бұрын
god it really does though, I can imagine this actually being done.
@michaelwawak
5 ай бұрын
The funniest thing, it's been 3 years and it's been *radio silence* ever since
@papyrusthegreat457
2 жыл бұрын
6:40 ITS MORBIN TIME
@mrviking2mcall212
2 жыл бұрын
Morbius being a complete joke even *before* his movie.
@albertolizardo1083
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@seannnn_idk
4 жыл бұрын
Trailblazer, always coming in clutch with her endless supply of heroine.
@84everfan90
4 жыл бұрын
And bread bowls.
@ivanivan744
3 жыл бұрын
*clap clap*
@apad1356
3 жыл бұрын
Trailblazer, The heroine with the heroin
@prakesh2904
3 жыл бұрын
Heroine Heroin
@milkii_tea
3 жыл бұрын
now introducing our first nigerian hero: prince scammer he sends enemies emails and subsequently steals their money it’s a very useful skill he’s also on the run from prison and has escaped 23 ti-
@gimbit7583
3 жыл бұрын
And a super villain “guy that does not fall for scams”
@altheaequatorin1179
3 жыл бұрын
i think you should work for marvel!
@deeperthantheabyss624
3 жыл бұрын
Did he get caught and was sent to a Hospital to do Team Building Exercise?
@Eosinophyllis
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard at this.
@dascreeb5205
2 жыл бұрын
Morbus will morb this fake morbius out of the morbiverse.
@JadeAnnabelArt
2 жыл бұрын
It just feels like they're mocking people. Like, as much as they're all 'oh we're supporting you', it just feels like a joke at their audiences' expense.
@binnomajumder8999
3 жыл бұрын
finally, a superhero that canonically says poggers unironically
@tshn8363
3 жыл бұрын
@@phantomtrak6007 cringe
@LarryLongBalls
3 жыл бұрын
@@phantomtrak6007 cringe
@leasagna2202
3 жыл бұрын
The representation that games needet
@iansahleen1173
3 жыл бұрын
The talks in greentext
@BROXBasher
3 жыл бұрын
@@phantomtrak6007 Bit too late for that, sorry.
@redstorm2346
4 жыл бұрын
They’re literally the kinds of heroes you’d see on a high school poster that some art kid made.
@princessfetus
4 жыл бұрын
Red Storm they look like anti drug super heroes
@boomsticknation4306
4 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear about these stupid characters all I can think of is whose fanfic is this?
@Abedeuss
4 жыл бұрын
You mean elementary/middle school. No high school student would think "B NEGATIVE" is cool, or the twins...
@greghillard2515
4 жыл бұрын
Princess of Trash “Not doing drugs is SUPER” 😂😂
@isaiahmiranda7609
4 жыл бұрын
This comment and these shitty fucking characters make me think of "Flowcabulary." Anyone remember that...?
@DiminutiveJerry
2 жыл бұрын
6:40 I LOVE MORBIUS
@caldumiro6935
2 жыл бұрын
B Negative and Morbius crossover soon can't wait for the morbverse
@Nbdestryer
4 жыл бұрын
> Make a non-binary character > Name them "Snowflake"
@williamaftonpizzeria
4 жыл бұрын
based writers
@moniquesantrifcer1447
4 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a 4chan prank
@smuwug
4 жыл бұрын
>profit
@happydawg2663
4 жыл бұрын
Not even south park would do that, but now they can
@colorbar.s
4 жыл бұрын
it's literally so disrespectful lmao
@vievievievievie
4 жыл бұрын
"Experimental Internet Gas" Literally sounds like something from Powerpuff girls
@OMGhappiness
4 жыл бұрын
Powerpuff Girls had more thought put into it than this.
@vtechvsmile
4 жыл бұрын
@@OMGhappiness it really fucking did
@BigBangAttack-mt6pz
4 жыл бұрын
Wow it does
@Broodling1
4 жыл бұрын
At least Powerpuff Girls would be ironic about it, and it would have been hilarious.
@MurasakiTsukimaru
4 жыл бұрын
Nah man, Dexter's Laboratory
@beforeflight5566
2 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this and seeing one of the super heros morbed is...
@zer0wins915
2 жыл бұрын
6:35 Morbius was here all along!
@toxr95
4 жыл бұрын
"Experimental internet gas" Sounds like a boomer trying to appeal millennials
@yogabbagabba4257
4 жыл бұрын
I think that's exactly what it is
@brokenking5044
4 жыл бұрын
Farts from sh!tposts 😂
@PCFROMVCS
4 жыл бұрын
"An internet kid taken to its logical conclusion" I have no idea what he meant by that
@MrBearswarm
4 жыл бұрын
How dee do fellow kids!
@kylo-benshapiro687
4 жыл бұрын
Is that what they were working on at Auschwitz?
@carto4028
4 жыл бұрын
Screentimes the kind of guy who references Uganda knuckles then dabs.
@andrewcotter2036
4 жыл бұрын
Big Chungus wholesome Keanu moment 100 xddd
@zoombabweeggwipe6263
4 жыл бұрын
*Sees villain* "Hello Mr. S I M P. Your mom is GAY!!! "
@namleist
4 жыл бұрын
screentime starts talking about 13% after meeting his teammates
@randomgamertag
4 жыл бұрын
Nah that's an insult to a decent dead meme.
@randomgamertag
4 жыл бұрын
Nah that's an insult to a decent dead meme.
@riquerios
2 жыл бұрын
Its morbin time
@aliceyagami8260
2 жыл бұрын
youtube brought me here after 2 years just to quote morbius...wow
@mowithdaflow
3 жыл бұрын
“All twins are psychic, but we’re psychic-er” I’ve read better entertainment on the back of a cereal box
@zoinksss1372
3 жыл бұрын
cereal boxes are fucking awesome man, I’ve been entertained by those more times than i can count. but yeah these heroes fucking suck.
@thomasmurrell9832
3 жыл бұрын
Hey man, don't dis Lucky's cereal with that comparison! Those crosswords and word searches are dope!
@vmptrld
3 жыл бұрын
Contains 22% of recommended daily sugar.
@splittsy8316
3 жыл бұрын
Reading the back of the Clorox wipes is more entertaining
@thatdudnum67potatoe45
3 жыл бұрын
I saw one that said don't charge non rechargeable batteries
@captaincardgage5920
4 жыл бұрын
“Grandpas experimental internet gas” This implies one of two things. A: his grandpa has a damn Diesel engine powering his computer. Or B: it’s just grandpas 2am butt blasts that he was unfortunately near.
@suclox12yearsago56
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@SamMito28
4 жыл бұрын
Regardless of the way, i'm leaving my F to screentime
@sweetieluv7919
4 жыл бұрын
“a meme obsessed super teen” :@;&,&,&,
@Lavendeer201
4 жыл бұрын
It's some e-girls fart that he ordered online in a jar for $70
@Rspsand07
4 жыл бұрын
It's Zkylon B he bought off some shady internet site.
@RealCanadianGoose
2 жыл бұрын
My lego character I made when I was 7 had a better backstory than this...his name was Johnny Jim
@Kokong
5 ай бұрын
Tell us his backstory
@invadermode3587
2 жыл бұрын
MICHAEL MORBIUS?!?!
@imakehorriblechoices919
3 жыл бұрын
Villains can just shitpost screentime to death.
@Ashelybee
3 жыл бұрын
Screentime nemisis is going to be called redditronic
@aronnecroman
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ashelybee Nah, it'd be bunch of minions. They gonna cringe him to death
@matheus56714
3 жыл бұрын
Rickroll him
@peckypork
3 жыл бұрын
Screentime gets sent multiple kpop fancams at 3 in the morning😭
@imakehorriblechoices919
3 жыл бұрын
@@peckypork Mans gonna have PTSD.
@kingquickster4827
4 жыл бұрын
Marvel: "I guess we gotta cancel that Captain Gay comic now...."
@mrsquirrel5572
4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@maroontoon0168
4 жыл бұрын
Bravo
@ronanelliott9709
4 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, we would all read Captain Gay over this stuff
@leopowell410
4 жыл бұрын
I respectfully removed my like after I saw it already had 666
@WiresDawson
4 жыл бұрын
@@leopowell410 same here
@Cyclone_J-_-J
2 жыл бұрын
He got morbius blood!!! He’s about morb all over those bad guys
@---.-----
2 жыл бұрын
In Brazil we have a superhero called captain gay.
@niallglynn9234
4 жыл бұрын
Calling it right now safespace will “heroically” sacrifice himself and save the other new warriors from a massive attack with his final halo 3 bubble shield.
@thatonedudeacrossthestreet9543
4 жыл бұрын
They're gonna need a mental health break after that lmao
@SubjectE57
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he will be replaced with someone who figured out how to block people?
@Chuckvsfrank1232
4 жыл бұрын
Steven universe already claimed that
@XlllLeon
4 жыл бұрын
safespace heroically "white knighting" for the other new warriors....
@6bladek
4 жыл бұрын
THEY would if they actually are stupid enough to go through with this, hopefully the human race's collective opinion of "wow this is shit" will prompt them to try again or abandon.
@clecanadalawexplained6330
4 жыл бұрын
“Snowflake” and “Safespace” look like what a person trying to make fun of the stereotype of an SJW would come up with.
@pudgebonetv9628
4 жыл бұрын
They're also the same color? Diversity? Haha. Don't care they're "twins". It's all such bullshit
@adalagarzi5495
4 жыл бұрын
well, tbh, it's an accurate stereotype lol.
@stilanbant2198
4 жыл бұрын
Word From The North their weakness is telling them that facts matter over feelings. Or maybe it’s assuming their gender lmao
@JoshuaGraham8383
4 жыл бұрын
But they are actually fit tho
@spanishcastlesinspace2899
4 жыл бұрын
but aren't they against bullying or harassment so they wont actually do anything to you besides get offended and speak their feelings to you.
@MokeSumUp
2 жыл бұрын
6:40 MORBIN TIME
@kujojotarostandoceanman2641
2 жыл бұрын
This have predicted the Marvel's best movie Morbius!
@eternallwrath5424
4 жыл бұрын
Villian: *gets killed by screen time* Screen time: can we spam f in the chat
@falsetitle6940
4 жыл бұрын
If that actually happens then F will instantly become a sign of disrespect.
@SethTheXenocide
4 жыл бұрын
F
@GentlemanOrcus1
4 жыл бұрын
Kappa
@MasqueofFlesh
4 жыл бұрын
lmao *Screentime aint killing shit*
@Nozarik9468
4 жыл бұрын
I think this will actually happen and itll be so cringe, he will catch/defeat a villian and say something along those lines mark my words
@awesumdood3994
4 жыл бұрын
When you mentioned “experimental internet gas,” my soul left my body.
@AegisAuras
4 жыл бұрын
I like how little effort they put in. It’s to the point that they’re self aware of how effortless this all was.
@spyr0guy
4 жыл бұрын
Those three words can be interpreted in any number of ways, and none of them are good
@mewhen9152
2 жыл бұрын
screentime's weaknesses are Rick rolls unskipable ads and malware
@fuego5350
3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see a submissive and gay Marvel character named "PowerBottom".
@catarina4613
3 жыл бұрын
dont give them more ideas 😭
@_.Rebel.exe._
3 жыл бұрын
I- SGDGGSG DUUUUDEE
@froztbite15
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yes. His whole lower body is adamantium and vibranium so it can really take a beating lol.
@awezomeman2357
3 жыл бұрын
@@froztbite15 WTF- I’M WHEEZING IT’S EPIC
@veil94
3 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@marshallclark4956
3 жыл бұрын
This basically just reflects how most of the older generations see us.
@12.7x99mm
3 жыл бұрын
Owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie!
@c2sora919
3 жыл бұрын
and we've kinda given them reason to to be honest
@Rob526
3 жыл бұрын
@@c2sora919 no more than they did to who came before them.
@hinamatsuro1908
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rob526 saw a video of a girl who almost got knocked down by a car because she was on her phone a giu was calling out to her but couldnt hear her and he saved her last second hes right lmao
@Rob526
3 жыл бұрын
@@hinamatsuro1908 Different generations having different issues doesn't mean the previous ones were superior. Every new generation is referred to as flawed by the older ones.
@elliotts7383
2 жыл бұрын
6:41 MORBIUS??
@gambit1231
2 жыл бұрын
1:33 idunno, could be pretty interesting if trailblazer pulled a salted thermobaric nuclear warhead out of her backpack
@kaiba-boi4256
3 жыл бұрын
imagine living in a world where people can turn invisible, bend reality, control metal, run really fucking fast, lift entire islands, light themselves on fire, crawl on walls, and so many other cool powers that can be useful, and then your power is being a walking google search bar..
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
3 жыл бұрын
"What's your power?" I have a backpack.
@stupido-um4xo
3 жыл бұрын
Okay to be fair, she's the most...forgivable one of the bunch. The rest just suck
@kaiba-boi4256
3 жыл бұрын
@@stupido-um4xo honestly having a book bag that gives you whatever you need would be really neat, but yeah the rest suck
@allthingsanime7413
3 жыл бұрын
yea my power is i can make forcefields BUT ONLY FOR OTHER PEOPLE like one of the members of the fantastic 4 whom i cant remember the name of can do the same thing but without the weakness and can turn invisible
@chinsaw2727
3 жыл бұрын
@@kaiba-boi4256 Yeah just be like "I need a gun right now" and boom a gun
@microcaprism
2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for morbius 2 to show B-negative
@boxofcereal
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the actual superheroes would only call them into battle to use as human shields. Especially trailblazer.
@mjodyh
4 жыл бұрын
Okay stop, I literally physically flinch when the second character design comes in, the first one is 'just' boring but everything went downhill from there Can't wait for Veggie, the superhero who doesn't see his physical handicap as a hindrance and wears it as a badge of honour
@piercebottomtext4827
4 жыл бұрын
They'll straight up name him "Veggie Tard" but it's empowering I swear guys 😔
@happydawg2663
4 жыл бұрын
His power is to tell everyone that he's vegetarian
@colorbar.s
4 жыл бұрын
having representation is a good thing, and so is having characters that turn their insecurities/flaws/whatever into a positive thing. it's about the execution which is beyond fucking awful in this case.
@merten0083
4 жыл бұрын
They're gonna have someone in a wheel chair that flies, watch
@Sohendar
4 жыл бұрын
@@merten0083 but that's just charles xavier
@slimjim2321
4 жыл бұрын
The only thing impressive about their designs is how they somehow simultaneously pissed off the existing comic fanbase as well as the people they thought they were pandering to.
@Kinsley_XD
4 жыл бұрын
I hope this helps both marvel and all entertainment companies to understand that pandering is fucking dogshit and not a substitute for good writing
@thekeyandthegate4093
4 жыл бұрын
@@Kinsley_XD "B-b-but muh representation!! I can only identify with characters who share my ethnicity, sex, hair color, eye color, made-up gender identity, birth sign, blood type, financial situation, and number of self diagnosed mental disorders!!"
@Kinsley_XD
4 жыл бұрын
@@thekeyandthegate4093 exactly man I didn't like thor at all until he became fat and depressed like me
@cthulhuhasrisen1009
4 жыл бұрын
@@thekeyandthegate4093 niiiiiice! U made me chuckle.
@CoolJoshido212
4 жыл бұрын
The Key and the Gate overused joke. plus, based on the backlash to this comic, literally no one thinks that.
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