I love how this guy is just the most obvious assassin ever. He sneaks around full covored in suspicious clothes in broaddaylight, just while having his knife in his hand the whole time.
@RocketHarry865
5 жыл бұрын
more obvious than altair
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
5 жыл бұрын
Adam Baker Don't worry, he should be completely invisible if he holds his hands together and keep his head down. No one would question that.
@zatoonhd1683
5 жыл бұрын
Or if he sits on a bench
@florians9949
4 жыл бұрын
Skyrim players when they are level 100 at sneak.
@Webexplr
4 жыл бұрын
@@florians9949 and archery
@Elydir
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how weird it must be to wake up in the morning and find a dead assassin lying next to your bed
@JohnDoe-on6ru
4 жыл бұрын
Then you claim credit for the kill
@kurzykziomal2378
3 жыл бұрын
Juliusz Słowacki - "Kordian"
@ericward8459
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh!... Welp, better him than me."
@flaggy185
2 жыл бұрын
"wow, my bodyguard Is really good!...was that a snake?"
@ukaszbiaek6641
2 жыл бұрын
@@kurzykziomal2378 ah man of culture
@turmuthoer
5 жыл бұрын
I always hated that one peasant woman who kept giving my assassins away...
@tujek3909
4 жыл бұрын
They are both dead anyway.
@boejidenthepotato8930
3 жыл бұрын
right?kill her first instead.snitch bitch
@JonatasAdoM
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that *cursed rat!* That should become an ancillary of the general at this point. We have a rat and a snitch. Can't have people follow the code in these Medieval days anymore.
@lucasquintanilla1673
2 жыл бұрын
Too bad you can’t send assassins after her
@mikedeck8381
10 ай бұрын
Yep you should've been able to kill that peasant woman.
@charliehiggins7876
4 жыл бұрын
Guard 1: Hey. What day is it today? Guard 2: Well that hooded bastard is at it again. Guard 1: Must be Tuesday then.
@Rory-ruaidhri
8 ай бұрын
"That hooded bastard" 🤣
@lordofdarkdudes
6 жыл бұрын
Those two guards seam really over worked, they are the only ones in the entier world who chase down assassins
@mynamejeb8743
5 жыл бұрын
they are Templars..
@reidf8506
5 жыл бұрын
Must be Holmes and Watson
@kingmuddy5898
4 жыл бұрын
Either they're the best guards or the worst guards
@harryguidotti3815
4 жыл бұрын
It's like the assassin and those guards are the mix of expendable and invincible. Like in a cartoon where a cop comedically chases the same robber each time
@Ahaaka1
4 жыл бұрын
and chasing someone with that full plate armor? they are very dedicated
@DaSticksanStonesClub
6 жыл бұрын
You can almost hear the knights saying "stop right there criminal scum!"
@straussenberg286
6 жыл бұрын
Yup, and you can almost hear ,,I use to be assasin like you, but I took an arrow to the knee...''
@k.lalhmingsanga4262
6 жыл бұрын
DaSticksanStonesClub "You've violated my mother"
@kapitan19969838
6 жыл бұрын
Let's get to bashing butts!
@soapek7949
6 жыл бұрын
kapitan19969838 as well as deez nutz.
@dolfyhilter577
6 жыл бұрын
Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang ok?
@NewGuy2534
4 жыл бұрын
Noble wakes up and sees the dead assassin and snake. Noble: Huh. That’s new.
@FShani
3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean new? It's probably the third time that's happened that turn.
@JamaicanCastle
3 жыл бұрын
@@FShani "Oh bugger, it's this again. Well, better call the housekeeper..."
@newironage4438
6 жыл бұрын
Can’t help but notice that every time the assassin is chased away that two guards in plate armor,, one with a halberd and one with a sword, are the ones to do it, no one else is around apparently
@assassin5325
6 жыл бұрын
Yea, always that two B*STARDS Chases Me when I GET SPOTTED!
@parasitegame3062
6 жыл бұрын
Their name is Simon and Karl , The Royal Gaurdsmen
@hebanker3372
6 жыл бұрын
It's like a tradition. Guard commander:Holy Mother!They tried to kill the Bishop!All the guards on the pursue!(sees the assassin)Ah it's him,alright you two,you know how it goes,go catch him.
@Killzoneguy117
6 жыл бұрын
I like to think that they're the same two guards chasing the same assassin in every video. Like they're just guarding some dude, and they see the assassin, "Goddamn it, looks like Carl is at it again. Get back here you little shit!"
@jackwilliams1039
6 жыл бұрын
Also Carl just revives every assassination attempt too
@lordakka8906
5 жыл бұрын
7:04 >Tries killing the pope >only has two people sent after you
@danieldolenc5955
5 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajajaja i can´t stop laughing
@naboost9485
4 жыл бұрын
those are the only two spy chasers
@count487
4 жыл бұрын
He has the Papal tiara
@chinojosa4563
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone had split up into twos.
@JamaicanCastle
3 жыл бұрын
You want to keep some of the guys with the Pope, in case there's a backup assassin.
@historytank5673
3 жыл бұрын
I love how in some of these, you can tell if the assasin is going to succead or fail or die but the way he holds his knife or wepon subtle forshadowings
@timesnewlogan2032
2 жыл бұрын
There’s also a droning if he’ll succeed at the knife throw.
@JonatasAdoM
2 жыл бұрын
@@timesnewlogan2032 Little snippets in every single one of them yes. Same with the spy, the camera angle is different depending if he's going to die.
@thetzar2573
Ай бұрын
You can tell if he's going to die if the assassin's name is the one at the top of the video.
@aleaiactaest6503
Жыл бұрын
The guy with the halberd and the guy with the sword have more personality than any Ubisoft character
@JarvoD
Жыл бұрын
💯
@uruburus5203
6 жыл бұрын
2:41 SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
@user-gt7wu2jh1l
5 жыл бұрын
Give this guy brains.
@huseyinkilinc5915
5 жыл бұрын
the door hits his own dagger. he stab himself accidentally
@soganhalkasdelisiyim5797
4 жыл бұрын
.
@Belidut76
4 жыл бұрын
Nice! Did he stab his own balls accidentally? 😅
@izaktaylor4246
4 жыл бұрын
HE AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHeEeEED..
@gustavoargumanis1863
4 жыл бұрын
How to be a medieval assassin. Expectation: Assassin's Creed. Reality: this (specially the fails)
@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more like Spy vs Spy because of the mixed results.
@Tayvin4042
4 жыл бұрын
2:41 top level assassin, has over a dozen kills under his belt, then dies like this.
@nickpapadopoulos9978
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@subarashiistudios5203
2 жыл бұрын
Who holds knives pointing at themselves behind a door
@parasitegame3062
6 жыл бұрын
7:00 Pope : PHEW, thanks Jesus ,that was a close one
@melonlord4055
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus: No prob fam
@timesnewlogan2032
6 жыл бұрын
3:45 "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "Yes, my son?" "I killed a man at Confession." *STAB*
@boxtank5288
6 жыл бұрын
TimesNewLogan That is so good!
@maksymalnybul6145
6 жыл бұрын
This is what we could see if Hollywood would make movie about this
@strategossable1366
6 жыл бұрын
Stanislaus Augustus Poniatovsky Ever watched "in bruges"?
@maksymalnybul6145
6 жыл бұрын
Did I guess? xD
@user-bg2um8qc5b
5 жыл бұрын
Father - When ? Killer - Now . Actually It's looked like this "I killed a man at Confession." "Holy Shit."
@tujek3909
4 жыл бұрын
Theese two guards could be a perfect main characters for a movie or an entire series. Two guards have to stop the villan from assasinating important personas, and there are episodes in different cities, and they collaborate with middle eastern equiwalents of them.
@LilyKittyCatto
Жыл бұрын
it would be a great comedy
@LesangdesdieuX
27 күн бұрын
And they fail most of the times apparently xD
@Ralle-kv8rm
5 жыл бұрын
I destroyed once the Mongol Empire with the assassin. I killed everyone in the family and when I killed the last king, the entire kingdom collapsed.
@Walter-zn6pw
4 жыл бұрын
it's either besieged them in their city, or kill all of the royal family. Winning a battle is impossible, or costly at least
@shadowwarriorshockwave3281
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah like your assasain would be successful that many times in a row I had a max out guy and on,y got another 13 stabbed stabs before he got caught
@Mailed-Knight
4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowwarriorshockwave3281 I had an assassin who succeeded every time when I first played. It wasn't until I hired a second assassin that I found out spies and assassins could fail.
@pardalmadgod9960
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a story an old friend told me "ow my assasin killed over 20 popes i have him parked where they spawn." Yea i can do that too if i keep reloading my save, assasins dont last long, had assasins fail when they had a very small chance of failing.
@nothet
4 жыл бұрын
That’s not how that works
@omniburrito
4 жыл бұрын
Assassin: *stalks person, knife drawn and breathing loudly in broad daylight* Random Woman: *screams* Those two guards *Randomly appears around the nearest corner, and starts chasing*
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
3 жыл бұрын
2:40 Imagine being so annoyed by the day's events that you accidentaly assassinate your would-be-assassin.
@ssimpson3288
6 жыл бұрын
I wish they still had assassination cutscenes in Total War games. I don't understand why they took them out.
@ssimpson3288
6 жыл бұрын
Shogun 2 was the last game with those type of cutscenes. From Rome 2 onward they haven't had assassination, spying, or any other type of cutscene except for introductory stuff.
@nickolaospappas4485
5 жыл бұрын
S Simpson Well Rome 2 already has this fps problem even on beast computers.Imagine now a cutscene added for the assassinations,spying e.t.c.The fps will prob fall to 1.
@user-cz6tj3sk6t
5 жыл бұрын
They did those games with love before, bow only commercial
@roguishpaladin
4 жыл бұрын
They probably didn't see commissioning pre-rendered cutscenes as a worthy expenditure of resources anymore. It's very little bang for a decent chunk of money (especially to do it to modern standards).
@jasperzanovich2504
4 жыл бұрын
You watch them exactly once and afterwards you just skip them to the outcome.
@SYMBI05IS
3 жыл бұрын
I love how they just chase the criminal in full heavy armor and they're the only knights in the world encountering assassin's on a daily basis. Those guys deserve a Promotion and Raise
@pretzelbomb6105
2 жыл бұрын
Randy Ming and Hal Berdstein, the most in-demand body guards from Inverness to Jerusalem! They’ll patrol the city streets with keen eyes watching for suspicious barrels, keep the country roads clear of unlawful masonry projects, and stand watch in nigh-empty chapels just in case someone tries to stab the priest. Whether it’s a cowled man in an alley, some guy rooting through the armory tent, or a suspicious bush, they will stab it all the same. As a bonus, they’re also highly skilled in the relocation of coral snakes and moderately capable joggers!
@mr.p2742
6 жыл бұрын
I wish there had been animations in Rome 2...
@user-ud7du2pb4v
5 жыл бұрын
yeah that would be cool
@metsko2318
5 жыл бұрын
it would breal your immersion because lets be honest these animations are silly
@metsko2318
5 жыл бұрын
@@Manny444a i didn't say the're not funny but yeah you're right.
@yungsouichi2317
5 жыл бұрын
@@Manny444a you guys are still bitching about this non-issue?
@robosoldier11
5 жыл бұрын
Yep just CA cutting cost at every way they can. CA of old was a lot more appreciative of these attribute of gaming.
@TheCerealkiller148
5 жыл бұрын
6:13 "Holy crap!"
@LiezAllLiez
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah the voices are just muffled speech. I havent payed much attention to them but "holy crap" is the most obvious one.
@simonepapasidero9741
5 жыл бұрын
how da faq did you catched that hahahahahahhahaa
@brwhizz3060
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like ‘What was that?!’ to me.
@ElvenMetalhead
6 жыл бұрын
No mattere what civilisation you play, it's always two Venetian Halberds guards chasing you haha There are more fails thatn the ones shown here though..
@rubie8410
6 жыл бұрын
Ashwin Sandanakrishnan shhhh, dont expose the Venetian halberdier world order
@apunahasapeemapetilon4398
5 жыл бұрын
Arent those guards heavy billmen?
@Captain_Sanders
Жыл бұрын
@@apunahasapeemapetilon4398 nope hailberd milita
@MrPathorn
6 жыл бұрын
0:30 if he brought a knife he would not fail lol.
@timesnewlogan2032
6 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why he couldn't just do that.
@alexanderthegreat445
6 жыл бұрын
I think it’s to make it look like an accident.
@timesnewlogan2032
6 жыл бұрын
I dunno, it starts to look suspicious when the entire English royal family dies from snake bites in their sleep.
@maksymalnybul6145
6 жыл бұрын
He could still braise him
@samuraijackoff5354
5 жыл бұрын
TimesNewLogan This was days long past, they’d probably think it was god punishing them or the devil forgot to zip up his pants.
@aeureus
4 жыл бұрын
2:40 I'm crying after that missed 80% chance kill
@foretcl
3 жыл бұрын
The most painfull one is missing and 95% one and also get executed
@risepanda8243
4 жыл бұрын
That woman has fully 100% developed counter-spy skill
@bakersbread104
6 жыл бұрын
the pope looks so smug when it goes through his hat "im with god bitch, cant hurt me"
@lyonvensa
4 жыл бұрын
It's funny that even when a man tried to take someone's life, misfortune as random as disobedient snake and accidentally stabbing yourself can still happen.
@ilonasapel3072
6 жыл бұрын
guards: OI GET BACK HERE
@aleo2022
6 жыл бұрын
5:48 Nutshot!!
@Tartaro-mq3uj
6 жыл бұрын
Those Guards are every where
@darkhorseman90
5 жыл бұрын
Assassin: *on the toilet* Guards: *burst in* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Assassin: oh come on!
@hochmeisterulrichoffrankfu8207
4 жыл бұрын
7:20 The assassination of JFK, alternative angle
@jerichamesclammay3107
6 жыл бұрын
3:50 assassin: forgive me, father. For I have sinned. priest: continue, my child. assassin: I did THIS!
@AxenfonKlatismrek
3 жыл бұрын
When you think about it, its a good plan to assassinate the priest, but what makes this worse is that this game is set in dark ages, when a person strikes at priest, hes condemned by everyone, social ranks dont matter
@GnosisZX
Жыл бұрын
@@AxenfonKlatismrek he is a killer has no social ranks so it doesn’t matter of course if knights trace it to who ever hired him that guy is fucked
@LilyKittyCatto
Жыл бұрын
i freaking love how he tries to point the snake in the direction he wants it to go 😹
@HayabusaCrimsonShadow
11 ай бұрын
"Go over there! Goddamn you're so stupid"
@napoleoncomplex2712
5 ай бұрын
@@HayabusaCrimsonShadow Meanwhile the snake's thinking 'one of us is certainly stupid. Now, where's that tasty rat?'
@matiasmattera6650
3 жыл бұрын
Child: -Mom! I want Assassin's Creed! Mom: -We have Assassin's Creed at home. Assassin's Creed at home:
@RocketHarry865
6 жыл бұрын
There should be a Pope assassination critical fail where the assassin trips and falls. Add to insult when he lands a nearby priest kicks him the nuts
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
5 жыл бұрын
Adam Baker Something like what happened in Shogun 2? I completely agree.
@robertharris6092
5 жыл бұрын
Why the pope specificaly?
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
5 жыл бұрын
@@robertharris6092 Because his assassination scene has the assassin on a high ledge. Other than that, no reason I guess.
@sdhubbard
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you can be that guy in Kingdom Come: Deliverence
@dolfyhilter577
6 жыл бұрын
SergeantPsycho nope you can't
@trygveplaustrum4634
6 жыл бұрын
My computer lagged a ton when I played this about a decade ago, so I never got to see any of these. Glad I can see them now.
@poceaionut2423
3 жыл бұрын
The legend says the guards are still chasing the assassin
@hermannmeier9405
5 жыл бұрын
You just have to admire the sheer number a animations they came up with for spies and assassins.0
@grim4891
5 жыл бұрын
One assassin, two gards ,some vitctem, one city lady, we can make a cartton out of this
@jambalaya201
5 жыл бұрын
2:00 definetely how the fire of London started
@johnblack7453
6 жыл бұрын
The life of an assassin is hard :))
@jarogniewtheconqueror2804
5 жыл бұрын
John Black, the life of those two guards is hard, they are the only ones bothering to chase the assassin everywhere he goes in that full plate armour.
@charleskimball7058
4 жыл бұрын
You might say work is murder for an assassin.
@ericward8459
6 жыл бұрын
I can't help but hear the Benny Hill theme music start playing when the guards start chasing him. LMAO
@AngryHistorian87
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@michaelweston409
4 жыл бұрын
3:05 was just the most blood curling scream 😱
@purple_menace6604
Жыл бұрын
I love how Voulge man and Sword man are vastly more effective bodyguards when they're skulking around themselves or following their protectee from a long distance.
@user-wl2ze4rb7n
2 жыл бұрын
2:41 the weirdest death possible
@Revkor
6 жыл бұрын
be funny ifthe snake fail for the bite assisn the assasin fails into the firepalce causing a fire and still kills the target.
@tptallen4498
6 жыл бұрын
Revkor It would be funny if you could actually pull off a complete sentence without looking like a complete idiot.
@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684
6 жыл бұрын
Triggered much TP?:3
@tptallen4498
6 жыл бұрын
Lynaris Evershade Shadowfall Unfortunately I did not get triggered at this comment. And if you had the brain of someone older than 10 you wouldve understood that I had made a joke.
@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684
6 жыл бұрын
Ah uh someone's triggered. :3
@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684
6 жыл бұрын
Bad joke? If that's even "trying" to make a joke, not sure how you can fail that hard.....
@Mr.Pallanza
3 жыл бұрын
That knife throwing one is the most hilarious one. The assassin is doing it in broad daylight, and I just love how he gets caught doing it.
@milanvondrich9749
2 жыл бұрын
6:55 I remember when I first saw this as a kid. Completly lost my shit, so much in fact I started crying from laughter. It's not even that funny, it's just totally unexpected. From on then I always watched those animations.
@donterrenoalto4235
9 ай бұрын
Lmao
@vguyver2
6 жыл бұрын
That first one made me choke on my food.
@ODST_Parker
7 ай бұрын
We need a buddy cop series about these two knights who chase a clumsy assassin across all of medieval Europe.
@stephenealferez5226
5 жыл бұрын
Hides in barell *Sneak 100*
@krustygaming5887
Жыл бұрын
I’d like to imagine that the two chasing guards are the same people and it’s like a tv bit having to chase assassins around.
@user-pb7ch5kl8x
4 жыл бұрын
1:09 Ah yes, the random medieval pesant screaming ARRRRRRGH woman! I LOVE HER!
@hunterthefirstslayerv.2769
6 жыл бұрын
I can't seem to stop laughing at the failed snake assassinations. Edit: Almost every fail was funny.
@99mrpogi
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he was never bitten by his own snake... unless he is wearing something to protect himself from getting his skin penetrated by the snake's fangs
@miniatureben3558
Жыл бұрын
@@99mrpogi I see you everywhere
@Loki-Doki
6 жыл бұрын
I always assassinate my allies's princess king or anyone I can get my hands on. But the cool thing is they never suspect me
@LiezAllLiez
5 жыл бұрын
Up until the moment when your assassin critically fails and they get a pop up it was you - instant war.
@hbadger2796
Жыл бұрын
1:42 you can hear him mumble "god damn"
@bepizz6680
6 жыл бұрын
Assassin creed in a nutshell
@aklok_cz
5 жыл бұрын
0:22 One of my favourite scenes.
@sushimuncher282
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an underpaid pair of knights that chases an assassin throughout four different centuries. What a bizarre adventure.
@MrJedroi258
2 жыл бұрын
1:12 that knight run gives me major Shrek vibes
@arbiters487
5 жыл бұрын
0:14 this was the fate of the first 5 guys I hired No capes, no snakes
@cheesebandit6148
Жыл бұрын
I feel like the two guards that always chase the assassin and him all know each other by name lmao
@dimitrisasd455
3 жыл бұрын
Assassin: fails Guards: HARMPF! ARGH!
@paddotk
3 жыл бұрын
3:48 "Forgive me father, for I'm about to sin"
@clem8818
3 жыл бұрын
That would be a cool pun to say
@C0NSTANTINUS
6 жыл бұрын
Why is the guy in the red always getting assassinated
@jacobbennett7219
6 жыл бұрын
Well it was his fault the red shirts always die
@assassin5325
6 жыл бұрын
Let's Confirm it then
@nghile3726
6 жыл бұрын
Mr_Washington That guy got the right idea, he wears a brown pants.
@maksymalnybul6145
6 жыл бұрын
Said Washington
@sotiriospeithis6659
2 жыл бұрын
The time and effort that went into carefully crafting the dialogue for the guards is humbling. So much is said is so few words. Shakespeare would be proud.
@bigbake132
5 жыл бұрын
"Great shot kid that was one in a million!" For the Pope assassination at the end
@koreancowboy42
5 жыл бұрын
I hate that so much when seeing the snake run off and not go to the target
@quetzaltecaskype8994
5 жыл бұрын
You are missing a lot of animations where he gets away or is killed. The spy animations are also cool. Ps. I personally love the animations. A lot of dedication and extra detail was put into Mediaval Total War II. Wish they did more games like it.
@misternewoutlook5437
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was looking for a comment that might mention this and I didn't want to parrot. Not glaringly obvious.
@thatguy4084
2 жыл бұрын
I also think that they change the model for the bed if you try to assassinate a princess
@link670
3 жыл бұрын
I'd kill for a buddy cop drama with those two guards constantly stumbling on the world's most conspicuous assassin.
@bryancornejo3672
2 жыл бұрын
Those guards must be getting real tired of assassination attempts
@roubinnick
4 жыл бұрын
7:23 POV: You are my Byzantine assassin, killing the Pope for the 34th time this year
@silentecho92able
3 жыл бұрын
Just wanna point out you can get a rare and hard too get assassination like this with a 6:01 but the character is a princess if she's in a settlement.
@xrfiltration9188
2 жыл бұрын
lmao maybe is that girl
@metsko2318
5 жыл бұрын
Gaurds: "There he is again, get that rascal!!" who else but the assasin
@jodyrussell4969
6 жыл бұрын
Killing a man of God in the house of God, that's low.
@SuperObamaladen
5 жыл бұрын
Jody Russell i wouldn't be surprised if those "mans of god" weren't power hungry atheists
@Hwje1111
5 жыл бұрын
Osama Bin Laden *men
@kamlando3089
4 жыл бұрын
There's one that you missed but is almost impossible to get to do, princess in a settlement. She rides a horse and your assassin throws a knife to kill her on the horse.
@kasem7431
5 жыл бұрын
Oh man I completely forgot about these. I miss them so much ):
@RRRRRRRRR33
6 жыл бұрын
Back when CA was a decent developer
@legomunable
5 жыл бұрын
They still are half of the time.
@elkhaqelfida5972
Жыл бұрын
a cutscene like this is what give us better immersion with the game. sadly they didn't include it anymore
@cinnabarmanx4214
6 жыл бұрын
Man, those guards and that assassin are like mortal enemies.
@stormbear3816
6 жыл бұрын
why i never get most of these?like the priest ones?if i kill a priest it's always just a sleeping guy with snake.none of this church ones
@NerdExtrodinare
6 жыл бұрын
I had a lot of the barrel assassinations when I was Scotland, it became a joke with my friend "Where are those barrels from...?"
@hunbunfun132
6 жыл бұрын
The cathedral one is if you try to kill the pope
@kennandunn7533
5 жыл бұрын
the church ones only occur if the priest in in a town with a church.
@JonatasMonte
4 жыл бұрын
I guess someone paid the snake more than I'm paying the assassin.
@OrthoJihadi
6 жыл бұрын
With as many times as those two knights loose a charge.... I think they would have been fired....
@99mrpogi
6 жыл бұрын
It seems that there are always two pairs replacing the previous ones..
@sovietdeathstroke6713
3 жыл бұрын
I like how when the snake chases the rat, the Assassin is ordering it like its his dog
@arthurskok5899
2 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned, always slam the door open when entering a room
@TheDolphinTuna
6 жыл бұрын
Weird, I've never seen any of the priest ones. Do they only happen in cities?
@zie1145
6 жыл бұрын
TheDolphinTuna maybe it only happens when you trie to assassinate priests or the pope if possible I've never done it
@felafnirelek8987
6 жыл бұрын
Only when you send assassins after the pope. Like I did with my British run
@TheDolphinTuna
6 жыл бұрын
I'm talking priests like 3:22. Pope is 6:52 I think.
@PeruvianPotato
4 жыл бұрын
The priest ones only appear if a priest/cardinal is in a church in a city/town
@generalsp33d83
6 жыл бұрын
Lmao when the pope got shot in the hat
@boplax123
2 жыл бұрын
Still the best Total War game I've ever played, and one of the best RTS games ever.
@thatguy4084
2 жыл бұрын
0:11 sounds more like he’s going to douse him with gasoline than kill him with venom
@bryangracida
5 жыл бұрын
The new asassins creed game looks great
@bardkaitiff1962
2 жыл бұрын
7:30 - I like how guard in last row recreates "must have been the wind" meme
@nocx4592
6 жыл бұрын
2:44 .... Really?!
@solinvictus4367
4 жыл бұрын
Why your mom told you to never play with knives
@areaxisthegurkha
2 жыл бұрын
I like how getting bit on the foot immediately kills him.
@changelingman9687
4 жыл бұрын
I like to think that the assassin and those two guards just keep running into each other. Just like "Aw shit you again!" XD
@S0nyToprano
4 жыл бұрын
The one where the snake chases the rat gets me every single time 😂😂😂
@bloodrunsclear
2 жыл бұрын
The cloth animation was pretty amazing for the time especially!
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