Seeing an enemy geisha appear on the strategic map was like that moment at the end of Rogue One with Vader.
@meilinchan7314
4 жыл бұрын
I swear that the animators had watched too many Looney Tunes segments prior to making these!
@johansenhung4039
3 жыл бұрын
@@icheko2498 some of the things they do are catoony
@lukmanibrahim2993
3 жыл бұрын
Or the voice actor 😅 ....
@mesk3185
2 жыл бұрын
Hand bombs or grenades used in this period of time actually have a big resemblance to the bombs used in these videos
@kaijuslayer3334
2 жыл бұрын
7:05 What’s funny is how this is probably the most accurate cutscene in how a real life shinobi would maybe work. It’s still goofy and stereotypically trying to be a assassin, but at least he’s going for a disguise in a smart place and time to attack someone, and not using some weird weapon to do it.
@rickoshay5525
2 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel that the geisha assassinations are difficult if not impossible to do in real life and that is why they always happen off screen.
@koreancowboy42
2 жыл бұрын
@@rickoshay5525 any assassination attempt is difficult it requires timing, planning.
@JonatasAdoM
2 жыл бұрын
@@koreancowboy42 Assassination or murder is not that complicated. Escaping alive, now that is a struggle.
@APersonOnYouTubeX
2 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM planning for your success AND survival requires planning
@erikstensaas1202
10 ай бұрын
The Geisha are gaining the trust of whoever they're going after. That way when she kills them, it's when they least expect it. It's implied when the Geisha fails; the game tells you that they couldn't find a suitable opportunity. Compared to the ninja where success and failure boils down to life and death
@ihavenomouthandimusttype9729
3 жыл бұрын
5:04 The looney tunes bomb is priceless. Total war had a real sense of humour back then.
@dasiyzootyrer3300
28 күн бұрын
Мне кажется после такой бомбы не должно здания в принципе остаться, а не именно человека
@napoleoncomplex2712
4 жыл бұрын
My personal favourite is the guy who faceplants into the ground trying to use the line poison.
@jjcosme7792
3 жыл бұрын
That’s one of my favorite fails
@erikstensaas1202
10 ай бұрын
I tried to do that intentionally to make my brother laugh, but it ended up killing the daimyo instead. Neither of us had ever achieved that and it gave us an enormous shock
@AC-iz7eh
4 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this when I was a kid and always thought the double bladed stick at 6:05 was so cool
@martinxvidxb
4 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul situation :-)
@saxo9266
4 жыл бұрын
Omg yes it looks pretty cool, like Star Wars
@JohanKylander
10 ай бұрын
Twinblade my beloved.
@Cthight
Ай бұрын
Yes but was ist realistic back then? Were they able to build such a weapon?
@LKPrime
2 жыл бұрын
1:28 that's some Spy vs Spy shit right there
@stupidlizard4764
3 жыл бұрын
4:39 guard: hell, that's shity to be on the night watch. And nothing interesting *yawn* "See's me trying to stealth" Oh look ninja! *BAM*
@jjcosme7792
3 жыл бұрын
The ninjas thought goddamit
@historytank5673
3 жыл бұрын
Why does he then look like he’s thinking “wait was that my captain or was that a ninga?”
@ModernGamesSuck
4 жыл бұрын
6:21 I just realized the generals death animation there is the same as when the geisha poisons the general.
@Agent1W
3 жыл бұрын
4:45 When the Marksman Hunter one-shots the Subtlety Rogue.
@ArabicYeti
5 жыл бұрын
Those Geisha, damn at 1:55 she f*cking broke his neck without touching the necklace and the Camo at 8:58 fantastic I also like how some of the Ninja's scenes makes it look like an rpg character you move around with. The whole 6:30 was amazing, especially the archer who shot 3 arrows in an instant. 9:30 HOW THE F*CK
@juliovielma8703
4 жыл бұрын
TheGuyWhoCantFly there is a youtube channel of an archer that have master de ability of throwing 3 in just one second
@sothysentuyhor22
4 жыл бұрын
just some corrections, 1:55 is quite odd but I guess within the range of possibilities, 8:58 wouldn't the ninja notice the geisha's black hair?, 6:30 either there were more or he's a fast shooter which wouldn't be believable but is still possible, 9:30 Mongol warriors didn't sleep with their weapons or helmets, and it's not possible to pierce someone with a glaive even if you have the strength of a mongol.
@pecfexfextus4437
4 жыл бұрын
@@juliovielma8703 if you're referring to Lars Anderson, what he demonstrated is called "Trickshooting". It's done for the glamour and entertainment and uses bows and arrows which have far lighter draw weight than the ones which would have been used for military purposes. So that kind of technique would be incredibly hard to pull off with the bows and arrows with, say like a long bow, with draw weight around 60-70 lbs, which is made to provide enough power to kill deers and other animals. I doubt the bow that he used in that particular video has that much draw weight.
@AC-iz7eh
4 жыл бұрын
Poor guy got shot with an arrow to his balls lol
@sothysentuyhor22
4 жыл бұрын
@@AC-iz7eh I think that was above and the bottom one pierced through his leg if you focus on where the arrowhead is
@t.wcharles2171
Жыл бұрын
9:32 fastest blade hand in the Steppe
@nazalostizsrbije
3 ай бұрын
For what faction is that
@t.wcharles2171
3 ай бұрын
@@nazalostizsrbije the Mongols, a DLC faction.
@giuseppedaddio9176
6 жыл бұрын
1:03 How the hell did she do that?!?
@allahstan4171
5 жыл бұрын
Never heard of anime
@user-bg2um8qc5b
5 жыл бұрын
She just put soporific in tea and than do a little play with bodies. Life assassins too need used to amuse.
@peebins1238
5 жыл бұрын
We never know. I guess you could say they left us... hanging.
@AudieHolland
5 жыл бұрын
Who says it was a she?
@sothysentuyhor22
4 жыл бұрын
@@AudieHolland geisha's are literally women, and most being assassins within the events the game takes place
@Joaosantos22114
4 жыл бұрын
6:45 Didn't know the japanese were now playing prop hunt.
@jjcosme7792
3 жыл бұрын
I guess there really like it
@unpayedovertime626
2 жыл бұрын
4:13 - The memories of all the Ninjas sacrificed and this happens in a 12/17% rate. "Just switched to another room. Damn Ninjas" ~Nobunaga. 4:44 - I didn't know Tanegashimas/Arquebuses have a pistol grip. 5:18 - Ah, I see all ninjas go to the Sengoku Prometheus School of Running Away From Things. Also, HEADSHOT. 5:45 - I don't think that's an actual weapon. I'm surprised that those other two kills doesn't count, even when there is 1 unit in the unit, they still appear. 6:38 - I've always wonder what does the Ninja do to that Yari Guard? Or that he wasn't aware the light was... moving. 6:41 - "He wasn't on the screen!" ~Ninja 7:08 - A Ballista kart? "LEEROY JENKINS!" ~Ninja 8:20 - Answer every unknown footsteps with a sword strike. 8:52 - Unfortunately, there isn't a success version. 9:32 - Not the hat! YOU DIE. *Throws Glaive/Guan Dao/idk*
@glennboeckx4300
6 жыл бұрын
9:00 how to be a chameleon and that hun was pretty good too. hahah
@gummycat3082
5 жыл бұрын
I hate to be a smartass, but it's a mongol, not a hun
@sothysentuyhor22
4 жыл бұрын
@@gummycat3082 ye you're right.they do look kinda similar though
@jjcosme7792
3 жыл бұрын
That’s how yo be fooled
@fredericksacramento677
2 жыл бұрын
Sneak 100
@Galejro
Жыл бұрын
5:12 LOL that geisha with the uno reverse card XD
@VChong1991
5 жыл бұрын
I like how theres a an epic fail and a succesful one
@SimpleNobody2420
5 жыл бұрын
I miss these cutscenes. :(
@project0624
2 жыл бұрын
Yo those Geishas will Vibe check you and walk away.
@kohinarec6580
3 жыл бұрын
No other TW game has had such brutal assassinations ever since.
@ZetsubouGintama
3 жыл бұрын
6:45 Solid Snake.
@midnightwolf9314
5 жыл бұрын
These are so campy I love them
@MrBell-iq3sm
Жыл бұрын
Someone clearly had fun making those animations. You don't make so many with such a level of detail with enjoying the work.
@Solongsocialmedia
5 жыл бұрын
3:00 Those notes Were funny even if it's death
@sothysentuyhor22
4 жыл бұрын
the start was odd but it sounded better in the middle and towards the end
@kaijuslayer3334
Жыл бұрын
@@sothysentuyhor22Yeah the Koto player probably needed a second take with those goofy strings at the start.
@sothysentuyhor22
Жыл бұрын
@@kaijuslayer3334 The musician struggle
@ThePipea8a
3 жыл бұрын
9:25 Ghost of Tsushima (2020)
@karlwittenburg5868
10 ай бұрын
Way too many times did I hit a Mongol in the helmet in that game 😐
@warvester
4 жыл бұрын
The last one lol. Dart, meet massive Glaive.
@sothysentuyhor22
4 жыл бұрын
that's a glaive not a halberd
@warvester
3 жыл бұрын
@@sothysentuyhor22 I see. Thank you for the correction.
@sothysentuyhor22
3 жыл бұрын
@@warvester No problem
@CommandoX798
6 жыл бұрын
These animations are great.
@ModernGamesSuck
4 жыл бұрын
These were way more bloody than the sequel. I miss them.
@axelNodvon2047
3 жыл бұрын
Kinda creepier too, with the older animation and graphics
@kaijuslayer3334
Жыл бұрын
A lot more goofy though
@nukacolacompany2534
Жыл бұрын
@@kaijuslayer3334 creepier and goofier it’s a trade off
@buttlicker7670
Жыл бұрын
It took me until your comment to realize this wasn't Shogun 2. I was like, "I don't remember geishas in this game"
@abmong
4 жыл бұрын
Shogun assassination scenes are still better than Shogun 2’s
@jacktheripper5112
4 жыл бұрын
yeah and here i thought they were better XD shogun 1 is just alot brutal
@kaijuslayer3334
3 жыл бұрын
These are really damn goofy, so nah
@Solongsocialmedia
5 жыл бұрын
2:07 They are both Assasains. Assassin life and Death, they both meet for death, But, The Tide lands on both. There is no winner of the fight... There is only life and Death, Even IF they die, reincarnation will go on and the girls will be very different till they meet again.
@enochianwolf
4 жыл бұрын
nice imagination
@jjcosme7792
3 жыл бұрын
That’s cool
@herbivorethecarnivore8447
5 ай бұрын
5:00 Last chance to look at me, Hector.
@JonatasAdoM
2 жыл бұрын
It's uncanny how lifelike that geisha looks!
@Gilmaris
3 жыл бұрын
These are still the best TW cut scenes.
@hallamhal
3 жыл бұрын
Damn that Geisha was badass! I remember I used to put everything into upgrading my buildings just so I could murder my way to the shogunate with Geisha squads
@bobpage6597
3 жыл бұрын
1:11 most hilarious death sound ever ahahah!!!
@jeryro1642
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he is choking on his blood
@AbrahamLincoln4
Жыл бұрын
5:49
@ullaahmed2369
6 ай бұрын
9:28 IS THAT THE MONGOLS!? -Date Masamune
@rickoshay5525
2 жыл бұрын
The last one against the Mongolian General looks like a live actor playing the Ninja.
@martinlisitsata
Жыл бұрын
for the curios i believe the very last cutscene is from the warlord edition
@haruhashimoto1792
9 ай бұрын
I love how gore and bloody the SHOGUN 1 than the SHOGUN 2 cutscenes.
@TahaAddam
2 ай бұрын
I wanna assume it was not to scar kids for life if they picked up Shogun 2, still brutal even without the blood.
@PrezPendejo
4 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain what happens with the target in the fail around 7:30? Like he shoots with the blowdart and the shadow freezes and gets weird, then someone snipes him with what sounds like a crossbow. I never figured out what was going on there.
@dragonfire7354
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's something to do with a fake shadow? Like there's a dummy behind the curtain, or something of that effect.
@ruthswann88
4 жыл бұрын
I think he just misses, since the guy's taking a piss so he isn't moving. A guard sees this movement and shoots him.
@simonepazsimon7219
3 жыл бұрын
I actually get it now. At first he missed then he tried to shoot again but accidentally swallowed his ammunition. See his mask it became deflated or something
@omegacenturion6508
3 жыл бұрын
@@simonepazsimon7219 Nah you can clearly see a crossbow bolt in the side of his head.
@simonepazsimon7219
3 жыл бұрын
@@omegacenturion6508 I see it now. At first it looks like the headgear flatten, you know something like plastic bottle out of air, but now that I look at it it's a crossbow dart/arrow
@Nasproti
2 ай бұрын
8:59 the woman looks like a chameleon
@plussum3255
2 жыл бұрын
If thays supposed to be a go board, they messed up cause its supposed to go on the line intersections
@hanglei9865
4 жыл бұрын
this game tells you why never should you mess up with womenunder any circumstance
@50shekels
3 жыл бұрын
Hang Lei simp
@Ch3ls3yxxSubs
3 жыл бұрын
I though Memoirs of a Geisha would be a lot more like this
@JMObyx
3 жыл бұрын
For the 1st one, it woulda been metal if she stuck it back in her hair.
@JohanKylander
10 ай бұрын
These are vaguely like bowling animations.
@LilyKittyCatto
Жыл бұрын
the Geisha is a QUEEN
@romelnegut2005
2 жыл бұрын
One of assassinations was a mix of Prop Hunt and Murder.
@Newsclues-kz6og
8 ай бұрын
I wore the kimono out of that game
@AxenfonKlatismrek
3 жыл бұрын
You know, so many of these assassinations dont make sense even in historical context
@JM-dy4ty
3 жыл бұрын
How not?
@kaijuslayer3334
2 жыл бұрын
@@JM-dy4ty Let’s start off with the Looney Tunes bomb
@Jeyeyeyey
Жыл бұрын
who cares, they're awesome
@king_fisherXX
3 жыл бұрын
Geisha faces have creepy faces because of the texture
@jjcosme7792
3 жыл бұрын
The ninja fails geshia he he heee if a geshia fails ninja revenge
@DarkMagicianMan20
Жыл бұрын
What with the bombing all the pastor 😂😂
@user-bo6er4vt6j
Жыл бұрын
Да тут покушения повеселее, чем во втором Сёгуне
@by3eHb
4 жыл бұрын
never say no to -panda- geisha
@newrisingdamned7604
Жыл бұрын
Wow compared to Shogun 2 they still have much more creativity here
@detroitdave9512
6 жыл бұрын
neo got a challenger
@Real_British
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why shogun 2 didnt have mongols on their series..atleast the early samurai DLC
@Cthight
Ай бұрын
02:14 i dont get it. Are they both dead? So its a draw?
@edspace.
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder why there were no Geisha fail videos, someone on another video said they weren't in the game.
@Agirmetal
Жыл бұрын
Geishas would not die even they faied in this game to attack next turn contrast to shogun 2. The only way to get rid of them was ninja or own geisha
@edspace.
Жыл бұрын
@@Agirmetal Thanks, in my various play through I never managed to unlock the Geisha unit type, even when (in Shogun 1) I had specialized in covert arms; my Ninja were going across Japan eliminating all the other rival clans by assassinations and it was going well with only 1 clan left, then I failed the campaign because my Daimyo had managed to live to 85 and sit peacefully in his castle and die naturally without producing an heir.
@baandroidarg2006
2 жыл бұрын
6:30 amogus
@derpymurpy1418
2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t look nearly as bad as I thought it would. Arguably better than shogun 2
@chemmssakura2853
9 ай бұрын
Por qué mataron al padre, 😢
@Dreadwaffle7
5 жыл бұрын
4:22 James Bond reference?
@gummycat3082
5 жыл бұрын
No, they used this technique way before 1967, as you can see here
@Dreadwaffle7
5 жыл бұрын
@@gummycat3082 But You Only live Twice is a movie that came out before this videogame. So...
@Dreadwaffle7
5 жыл бұрын
@@gummycat3082 It could be reference to James Bond or just a historical thing.
@gummycat3082
5 жыл бұрын
Ninjas used this technique in medieval Japan
@minion_legend
5 ай бұрын
Why geisha and ninja hate cristians😭😭😭
@edvart00
4 жыл бұрын
Looney Tunes
@Nico42048
3 жыл бұрын
How come shogun 2 isn't nearly as brutal as these ?
@jeryro1642
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know, it would be really cool if they were though
@AudieHolland
2 жыл бұрын
Shogun: Total War was the first ever game from that studios with that concept. Everything was new back then, around 2000. It even came with a *Dutch Manual* for crying out loud. After that, they learned that Dutch gamers don't care, English is fine. I guess the animations were cut down a bit in gore because they now needed to comply to a much bigger audience.
@kaijuslayer3334
2 жыл бұрын
@@AudieHolland They wanted to keep the game’s T rating for Shogun 2. Which was why the blood and gore DLC was released as a separate later DLC rather then being a part of the game.
@capscaps04
2 жыл бұрын
I always prefered these animations than the ones in shogun 2. In shgun 2 the asasination animations of the ninjas are way to cartoonish.
@mikewbma
3 жыл бұрын
lol I guess shogun 2 cut scence is a bit more realistic
@sowpmactavish
3 жыл бұрын
So geisha just didnt fail in Shogun 1?
@Gilmaris
3 жыл бұрын
That is correct. It's even in the in-game unit description - it says something along the lines of, the geisha may not always find a suitable opportunity, but she never fails and will keep hunting her prey until an opportunity presents itself.
@captsonictanklazer3400
6 жыл бұрын
do and dont how to be a assasin
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11 күн бұрын
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